I know the whole world on lock down, but if you're looking for some new quarantine music I'm an aspiring artist trying to make a name for myself. Give me a listen, I would appreciate the feedback 🙏🏾
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im chrisitan btw can already tell you’re that one guy who tries way too hard to get people to listen to something you like because you’re so unique and everyone else is stupid and not as open minded as you
@That Guy no it isnt he is usually funny and sweet hes a softie. in freaky Friday its funny because when he is about to punch himself in chris browns body he is a softie that's why he would never hurt a fly if that makes sense but its not an act
@ZLONE I know what I'm talkin about. Smokepurpp brought an iced out watch, YG a ring, TY dolla $ign and Joey Badass their whole jewerly cases... A lot of rappers also brought designer clothes and accesoires. But the point is that lil dicky don't need all those things as essentiels
Zhen just because ur not listing anything doesn’t mean there can’t be commas. For example, that comma that I just used, as an example, showed you that it sometimes is necessary for other commas uses.
@LUKk HERE WE HE'S LIL' DICKY'S GQ ON THE SET GET MARCH 2,2020 ONE OF MOST UNDERRATED RIGHT HERE::))..LAST TIME ME SEEN HIM ROCKING A VIDEO CLIP WITH TRINIDAD JAMES & MYSTICAL//OTHER ARTIST OF CRIS BREEZY LIKE I WANNA BE LIKE CRIS BREEZY" MORE.. ♡♡♡♡ THIS GUY HE'S FANTASTIC COOL WITH YOUR COMMENT REALLY COOL!!::))
A. @Thomas Woods I didn't understand a thing you said B. @LuKk I agree C. Lil dicky also coincidentally comes with the upside of sounding and looking like Bob Ross
“If I lost the headphones I wouldn’t be able to make music anymore.” - Lil Dicky 2020......... when did you find them again cause you haven’t dropped an album in years bruh
Funny he has a Video out where him and all other artists are animals and he the humans And they trying save the earth haha Is called , " save the world" by lil dicky
he should get a new pair of headphones and wear them whenever he can. so if he ever loses the old ones or they break, he'll have a backup that is already worn down.
Lil dicky bringing out his headphones saying if he losing them he’d have to retire but hasn’t made music in 4 years besides that brain EP and a couple songs made for the mainstream
lil dicky constantly looks like he got caught doing something bad and is trying to explain himself 😂
anxiety maybe
Eambye Nostale it’s not anxiety it’s just his character like being a quirky average person who’s a rapper is his whole image
Lol yes! 😂😂😂
It’s cute😭
Yes yes sir 😂😂😂
Other rappers: sip lean and pop xannies
Lil Dicky: n a s a c o r t
What rapper has brought lean and/or Xanax as an essential on GQ?
YoungsoN0ah lil xan
Jeff Martin he prolly would 😂
I know the whole world on lock down, but if you're looking for some new quarantine music I'm an aspiring artist trying to make a name for myself. Give me a listen, I would appreciate the feedback 🙏🏾
Why could I here this picture
Lil Dicky: “cause I’m cool”
*burps*
🤣🤣🤣
I was reading this just as he said that
didn’t even say excuse me
Lil dicky looks like bob ross, right
I don’t think he’s weird, he’s just an open person that doesn’t seem to care what others think.
Like your comment
Faxxx
Facxx
Facts
Weird isn’t always a bad thing 🤷🏽♀️
Imagine Lil Dicky on IG live saying he's quitting music because he lost his headset
I wouldnt be surprised
@Langston Carter spoiler he already lost them, why theres still no album! Lol drop it dicky!!
I honestly could imagine it tho
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAG O NO NO NO NO 😂 😂 😆 😂
😭😭
Other rappers: You Already Know I’m The GOAT
Lil Dicky: hi i’m dave
Lol who's dave???
@@dragio23234 that's lil dicky real name
@@Lastcornflake lol his theme song for his show says the same thing lol who's dave? hi im dave im lil dicky who seen the new ep it was sad
@@dragio23234 it was sad i hope they dont break up
@@EthanGamePlayer they said he had a similar situation in real life and they broke up soo idk
Other rappers or celebrities goes to this show just to flex their shits, but not this guy, this is really the things he can't live without.
thats the same for denzell curry
Lil uzi vert too honestly. He was showing us blistex XD
@@tasenova2717 don't forget the women's roll on deodorant
Uh no there’s quite a few that did the same
Joji too
other rappers: yo yo yo wadup, its your boy
lil dickey: hello, im dave
His name is Dave
69 likes nice
Yes
@@gabbyquezada4000 well done. You cracked the case with that one
lil dicky is just very mature
most rappers: yeah im addicted to xannys
lil dicky: yeah i probably use too many squirts of Nasacort
no rapper has ever said that on GQ
@Alex Sandoval wtf what r u on
Alex Sandoval I cant believe I ain see this how he not a rapper?
@Alex Sandoval DUDE HE IS...well i think he technically a comedian but he does rap
aye I’m the 1k like
Every rapper: wears chains, grills, iced out watches
Lil Dicky: wears rubber band
Yeah cuz he white...white = no ice
@@baldbmx1732 that's not how the world works
@@baldbmx1732 no buddy. He just doesnt waste his money on things he doesnt need.
@@baldbmx1732 post malone
We gone save dat money
Lil' Dicky is the literally the most normal weird guy that exist😂
true
He’s just a normal person explaining normal people stuff
His nose is always stuff.
yeah i know right...
he's like an anxiety pill in the form of a human... slightly hilarious but also to be taken very seriously such a solid tone of character xD
Other rappers: "Yeah this is my gun"
Dave: "this is harry"
At least he’s being open.🤣
That is why I have more respect for him than other rappers that say the quote above.
this is the best coment i have ever read
Him and uzi are really have the best interviews
just liked at 999 to make it 1K.
Breaking news: popular rapper ‘Lil Dicky’ retires after “losing his headphones”
Sounds like the news on Plague Inc.
I was going to say the same thing. He hasn't been releasing lately.
U Beat me to it
Ashton Carroll lately he hasn’t released and album and two plus years
Dylan Watts lmao 😂
Lil Dicky that one uncle at the family gathering that's 50 years old but still cool
He the cool Boomer
@@justvibin3464 Coolmer
im chrisitan btw can already tell you’re that one guy who tries way too hard to get people to listen to something you like because you’re so unique and everyone else is stupid and not as open minded as you
That’s basically my, what you described
Thanks??
other rappers: rolex, chain, bracelets, phones, wallets, money
lil dicky: white noise machine
*rubberband
this had me laughing out loud while being alone
@@schurkk7252 lol, get you a white noise machine youll never be alone either ;p
V R P O R N
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Lil Dicky is literally just a normal dude whos livin' his best life
He the type to yell at a kid for running down the hallway when he’s not the teacher
Yeaah yeaah he’s a normal dude ‘ in a bizzare world
You hipsters and preps ain't the regular people
1,000th like
Sometimes i can't believe this man is a real person.
Bro I think this is just an image like this ain’t really him but if it is that is pretty cool😂
OneStepForward 😂😂😂
@That Guy Then this man deserves an Emmy
@That Guy no it isnt he is usually funny and sweet hes a softie. in freaky Friday its funny because when he is about to punch himself in chris browns body he is a softie that's why he would never hurt a fly if that makes sense but its not an act
That Guy it isn’t
Other rappers: bring chains, iced out watches and designer clothes
Lil dicky: brings teddy bear
Not a bear
@ZLONE No other rapper? That's a reach, bud.
Uzi vert: little bites
@ZLONE I know what I'm talkin about. Smokepurpp brought an iced out watch, YG a ring, TY dolla $ign and Joey Badass their whole jewerly cases... A lot of rappers also brought designer clothes and accesoires. But the point is that lil dicky don't need all those things as essentiels
Senne Van den Heuvel alien 👽
Lil' Dicky is literally if Bob Ross is a rapper.
OH MY @$!#ING GOD YOUR RIGHT
HAPPY LITTLE ACCIDENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes🤩🥰😂
I cannot unsee it
there both Jewish thats why
🤣🤣. YES.
Normal rapper: flexes ice
Lil dicky: stretches rubberband
Ice sucks rubberbands the new wave just got down today 😎
He is among that kind of people, who can talk on any topic, all day long.
krishna pal why the second comma tho
Sammy Mobly the second comma is ok I he real question is why the first comma
Sammy Mobly why any commas he isn’t listing anything💀
Zhen just because ur not listing anything doesn’t mean there can’t be commas. For example, that comma that I just used, as an example, showed you that it sometimes is necessary for other commas uses.
@@Zuyst it can be used as a pause I think like a period, but if you dont want to end the sentence does that make sense? Idk I kinda forgot
Lil dicky is unapologetically him self and its refreshing
👌👌
@@annegachanja3468 you cant use the 👌symbol no more someone turned into a white power thing lol 😆
@@2america826 omg haha ..I wouldn't know I'm all the way in another continent but noted thanks!
@@2america826 don't tell people that. it turns it into a white power thing and it's not.
Yeah he's not afraid to be HIM and I love that
Lil Dicky: Quits making music all together because he lost his headphones
Lil dicky looks like every Jewish stereotype.
Ikr someone steal em
that would be so sick! i never wanna hear his music agian
gmmybearwarrior lol just cover ears then.
@@Naij_ would benefit more people if he just quit making music all together!
everyone pray he doesn't lose his headphones
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other rappers: flexing their jewelry, cars and their houses.
dave: h e r e s h a r r y
bonelish pizza bahahah!!!!! Yesh!!!!!
*H A R R Y*
What about NF and his shopping cart?
Eyy, DONT be dissin harry
His jewelry is literally a rubberband
He looks like he teaches high school geology
moondream what high school has a full course on geology?
@@michaelb3581 lol right... I'm dead 😂
He's so adorable
he literally looks like my freshmen year biology teacher
He love the Earth
Why does he look like he’s constantly worried about the stove.
This is literally the most underrated comment🤣🤣🤣
Best comment ever😂😂
🤣🤣
Bruh.
😂🤣😂🤣
Other rappers: I can’t live without this Louis vuttion bag it cost about 5,000 Lil Dicky: I like my blanket pillows and white noise machine
HARRY
@@kanejohnson608 HARRRRYYYYY
Every other Rappers: flexes watches and chains
Lil Dicky: *neck pillow*
10,000 SUBS WITH NO VIDEOS Truee
It’s because he’s more cerebral.
Denzel Curry flexes PS4 games
And crock pots
Bruh you literally comment on every single video I watch.
Bruh you literally comment on every single video I watch.
This guy's essentials are literally to keep him ALIVE lol
Lmfao!!!
That's generally the point of essentials.
Kypto Krit Yeah, the other people on the shows “essentials” are just 100,000$ watches and grills
Hey, can you do me a solid ? In between guy’s and essentials are two space. Can you take one space out of it to make it normal? PLS
He's a simple man
That's a good thing
Lil dicky: drops headphones
Headphone: break
Lil dicky: well I quit
If anyone hates dicky just steal his headphones
😂
amazingabby25 💀💀💀💀💀
😂😂
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"Brings bodies closer together, in a totally consensual good way"
That's such a Dave thing to say XDXD
After watching dave you really can’t tell when he’s messing around or serious any more
EXACTLY how i feel
Is he serious
Bro right
lil dicky constantly looks like he got caught doing something bad and is trying to explain himself 😂
Dude he’s different 🤦🏽♂️ love him or hate him he’ll still be the same and I love it
I think Lil Dicky took the phrase “can’t live without” really seriously
Farhan Uddin 😂😂😂😂
😂
Nah watch lamelo ball😂 ts was funny
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I CANNOT believe he is weirder in real life than his show makes him seem...
Did you see the prison rap episode? I feel like he is the same amount weird
Fearnogames the prison rap was straight fire tbh
weird a little but hes genuine and is himself all day.
yeah i keep feeling like he's acting while watching this😂😂
Ay caramba
Lil dicky is Eminem if his parents were nice .
Its so true. Haha lmao
Lmao you killed me🤣🤣
♻️
Lol he’s the suburban version of him! Not one ounce of ghetto in him XD
Ong I said the same thing 😂 lil is Eminem if he grew up in the suburbs with two loving parents
Dude is Weird but a good Weird, he's actually responsible and Smart
Obviously not smart enough to come up with anything else but the dumbest of lyrics for crappy songs.
@@LG1204 who neglected you
LG1201 the lyrics are mostly joke lyrics
@@washedzinji And yet they're still horrendous. You could make joke lyrics sound smarter and at least funny. He can't do any of it.
LG1201 give Make Belief and Russell Westbrook On A Farm a listen. It’ll change your whole perspective. Dude can spit when he wants.
Other rappers: Rolex and diamond bracelets
Lil Dicky: Rubber band
"Those are called chains"
Who remembers this line
Got save that money
Hey! Can you guys please go check out my latest single🥺‼️ It’s HEAT 🔥🔥
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Other Rappers: Wears Goldchains and diamonds.
Lil Dicky: *N E C K P I L L O W*
Dont forget 20 year old rubber band
Other Rappers: 100K diamond encrusted watch on their wrist
The GOAT Dicky: Whole Foods Rubber Band
Other rappers: got gold necklaces and Rolex’s
Lil dicky: got a rubber band
Also can you sub to me?
And a neck pillow
And 4 or 5 adult blankies
Gotta save dat money
Have you seen Denzel Curry's episode
It feels like he is trying to pretend to be a human
@Dylan _ what does that have to do with the comment
Dylan _ he’s obviously white you tool lmao
Ata Ur Rehman isn’t he?? Wtf😂
Dylan _ Not like he ever tried to not be or pretend to be anything he isnt u goofy , he could 100% outrap most of ur favorite artists tho
Why tf ya'll trippin', it's just a comment like the other 1000 comments on this video.
he’s basically a 16 year old teenager in a 31 year old body.
I'm a 22 year old teenager in a 43 year olds body.
@@ryanvandoren1519 22 isn't a teenager....
@@ben-dn4sv yes...humor...
His like someone eho took to much lsd
@@ben-dn4sv till 25 is teenager
Lil dicky hasn’t made music in years, y’all think he lost those headphones?
Lol 😂
Other rappers: I got woman on me everyday
Lil Dicky: O c u l u s
woman
Cheaper and less Chlamydia
Dave: "C A T G I R L S"
666th like XD
Lil Dicky: makes a music video about how wonderful the planet is and the animals that live on it
Also Lil Dicky: are fish animals?
Mali said kijjkkokn. I’m uuuuuyu
Mali mmkkn blkln m obj
Mali mm. Njbkpjbb h
KzZn. Rt
@@ilazhere2164 Wtf?
I feel like he would be that one teacher that everyone likes
It really feels like hes talking to me through the S C R E E N
YEAH HE SEEMS LIKE SUCH A NICE GUY soz for caps lol
Ikr
He's like a big happy child...
And i love it
@LUKk HERE WE HE'S LIL' DICKY'S GQ ON THE SET GET MARCH 2,2020 ONE OF MOST UNDERRATED RIGHT HERE::))..LAST TIME ME SEEN HIM ROCKING A VIDEO CLIP WITH TRINIDAD JAMES & MYSTICAL//OTHER ARTIST OF CRIS BREEZY LIKE I WANNA BE LIKE CRIS BREEZY" MORE.. ♡♡♡♡ THIS GUY HE'S FANTASTIC COOL WITH YOUR COMMENT REALLY COOL!!::))
A. @Thomas Woods I didn't understand a thing you said
B. @LuKk I agree
C. Lil dicky also coincidentally comes with the upside of sounding and looking like Bob Ross
Thomas Drnec I have never laughed so hard in a comment in my life
Kinda creepy
This probably the only man I know who say women instead of chicks or girls
you caught that too hahah
hes almost a simp
Or bitches
Who tf says "chicks" anymore
The Ultra who tf still plays Roblox
Other rappers: I can't live without these Gucci bags that cost $3K
Lil Dicky: I can't live without a stuffed toy
I want to like it but its 69 like
His name is Harry
Moral of the story:
Lil Dicky is a very comfortable man
Nobody:
Lil Dicky’s headphones: IM BOUT TO END THIS WHOLE MANS CAREER
😂
😂😂😂
And give him his whole career*
Very original, up to date , not overused joke
Lmao underrated comment 😂😂😂😂🚫🧢
Lil Dicky seems like the type of guy who would order a Happy meal or complete the maze on placemats at friendly’s.
countryboy626 😂😂😂😂😂
I’m dead😂😂‼️
U don't?
respect the friendly's reference
"why does everything he says sound so soft" snoop dog was right
What's wrong with sounding soft?
@@kwamerusso4151 You're making problems where there are none.
I was thinking the same thing!
LD becoming a rapper is simply the karmic balance to LD existing.
"I really...dont wanna be talked to...like that"
Exceed classic woman moment
Y’all calling this dude weird but he’s literally your typical normal guy which, there’s nothing wrong with that 😂
Ikr
He’s like a stereotypical cartoon Jewish guy
Blue Vlogs BAHAHAHA on god
Blue Vlogs BAHAHAHA on god
Blue Vlogs BAHAHAHA on god
Blue Vlogs BAHAHAHA on god
Blue Vlogs BAHAHAHA on god
He is literally the most relatable person ever.
If you ignore the fact that he hangs out with NBA players and plays tennis with Leo
“If I lost the headphones I wouldn’t be able to make music anymore.” - Lil Dicky 2020......... when did you find them again cause you haven’t dropped an album in years bruh
Bro ong mans has lost his headphones since 2015 💀
Yeaaahhhh
Felipe Castillo 2016
Same. Thats what I thought. I was like did he lose them
Mitchell Sponitz his last album was professional rapper and it came out in 2015 homie
I love how he actually has normal everyday things
If people only think he’s just weird, they don’t understand his humor
Faaxxxx
the guy is a legend
100th like
Ong 💯
I like the people that come on this show with ACTUAL essentials
Edit: thanks for the likes didn’t think I would get many
Raj K 7910 like lil dicky
Cameron Sims or uzi
Is lil dicky one?
Im a lil dicky fan too!
Henry Walke yep
Every other rapper: yeah I like having my jewellery, clothes cologne, shoes and stuff. Lil dicky: NASACORT
I couldn’t t stop laughing for some reason, and he wasn’t even telling jokes😂😂
It’s actually dope that his essentials are like actually things that he uses daily and not just his flex stuff
bruh he’s exactly like he is in the show lmfaoo
HES WORSE LMAO
I was just thinking this. Weirdly enough it was while he talked about his cream. 6:52
yeah i'm watching this feeling like he's acting 😂
I mean the show is about Dave what did you expect? you want him to act like David?
Lil dicky is Eminem if his parents were nice .
Nobody:
Lil Dicky after making a statement: "i think"
Simon Amukwa lol every time !!
Its cause he wants to be honest
I think
He’s such a child lmao it’s so great he doesn’t try and change himself for others and you can tell he sleeps a lot lmao
dave is like everyone that’s not whites’ imagination of what a white guy is
Viz Venz You mean Non-White’s rendition of White Men ?
The fuq do u mean, ur sentence makes no sense??
@@jayt9245 it makes fine sense
Talha Khan yes thank you
Jay T it’s confusing, say it out loud
Lil Dicky: Makes a music video with a ton of animals.
Also Lil Dicky: “ Is a fish an animal?”
I
Funny he has a Video out where him and all other artists are animals and he the humans And they trying save the earth haha Is called , " save the world" by lil dicky
This is why Lil Dicky is cool, he's relatable.
Fax
It’s impossible to not love this man. He’s so self aware and hilarious. Never puts himself on a pedestal.
Nobody:
Lil Dicky: fish is meat
it is
Fish do be meat doe
It is dude
It is
Because it is
Other rappers: chains, cars, mansions....
Lil Dicky: I have this pillow. . . It helps my neck pain =) oh, and meet HARRY!!
raper
and his blanket
raper
raper
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he should get a new pair of headphones and wear them whenever he can. so if he ever loses the old ones or they break, he'll have a backup that is already worn down.
Solve my life problems
JL Media I instantly thought he should hire someone to wear a new pair down
Barbie Velazquez great minds think alike.
Man's sense of humour is on a whole new level
He feels like both the gayest and straightest guy on earth
agentpeck he’s just Jewish
💀”nah man he’s just Jewish” I’m dead😂
So he’s Bisexual?
agentpeck 💀💀😂
Metrosexual
“I’m ready to explode in 2020”
-Lil Dicky, 2020
just broken his headphones xD
I can't tell if he's trolling or if he's actually the most stereotypical white dude on the planet
Learn how to spell stereotypical then you can talk about race
Trolling
@@Andy-uu3ud autocorrect got me again lol. I'm white my guy it's ok it was only a meme.
@@xzaviermalibu2350 Probably he is known for that kind of thing
@@TonikYT he's a comedian
he makes me think of the kid in hotel transylvania
Dennis
Facts
Lil dicky bringing out his headphones saying if he losing them he’d have to retire but hasn’t made music in 4 years besides that brain EP and a couple songs made for the mainstream
Brandon Conner cause he’s been making an FX show that’s premiering tonight since then... new music will surface there then an album will come
lil dicky:*says anything*
also lil dicky: says "i think"
Rapper: Iced out AP on my wrist
Lil Dicky: Rubber Band on my wrist
Whats an AP
Andres Gabriel AP is short for Audemars Piguet which is a watch brand
Andres Gabriel a college level course that you take in high school
Lmao
He is the only person with essentials that we can all afford, he probably drives a Honda Accord too. What a wholesome guy.
He has the most awkward vibe, but it doesn’t bother for reasons
"First things first: Warmth", "I have this here blanket", and "I get cold as a human" all right in a row killed me.
Every other rapper: iced out watches, chains, grillz
Lil Dicky: noise machine to help you sleep
Everything this man says is so comforting. He's so genuine and honest about who he is.
The level of sarcasm that could easily be mistaken as sincerity is exactly why Lil Dicky cannot be slept on.
SUBLiiMEx904 Exactly dude is a secret weapon 💯
it is sincerity
so everyone is going to laugh and talk about his noise machine. but were not going to talk about how he has a $500 oculus just to watch corn.
To be fair, CORN is lit
I’d watch CORN for $600 as well
dicky corny tho
I actually dont like vr corn, its weird
The most expensive edition of the quest is $500
40% of his essentials are sleep gear
Quick maths
Who can live without those tho??
Manuja Mallikarachchi what’s more essential than sleep
well you are asleep 50% of the time.
@@himsame1ne572 I love ur pfp
“I’m ready for 2020” little did he know
His tone while “freestyling” makes him sound like a slam poet.
Right!
imagine him in the 22 jump street scene
Lmao gives me like a sober shaggy vibe😂😂😂😂😂
*makes an entire song about nature* “What’s an animal?”
“I think” 🤣
Fetty Wap: i've lost like 40 iPhones
Machine Gun Kelly: i drink cold coffee
2chains & KYLE: Airpods are life
Lil Dicky: this cord is too long
3:19 when you stub your toe on the way to the kitchen in the middle of the night, and you cant scream out loud
Augustxborg 😂
He just called an oculus rift “a tool that allows you the enter the three dimensional realm”
egg it’s a oculus quest
egg it’s a oculus quest
egg it’s a oculus quest
egg it’s a oculus quest
An oculus quest, it is
No one:
Lil Dicky: I have a alien Harry and he doesn’t talk , but he’s still important
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️
I love how he doesn’t care what anyone thinks of him and he follows his dreams. He is very smart as well.