The "then I did a little dance and bowed and said don't hurt nobody with that thing" is what got me. The fact he added the bow just for his man Kung Fu 😆
Hey! Trump was found guilty of frequently and grossly misspending charity money on personal things for himself such as a 10,000 painting of HIMSELF. Obama would have been slandered for YEARS if he did that, but Trump does it and no even bats an eye! Wow! HE NEEDS SOME ACCOUNTABILITY, EVERYTHING HE DOES GOES UNCHECKED. Merry Christmas!!!! Happy Holidays too!!!!
Not to mention, more than 23 women have accused him of rape over the years. How many remained silent? He has buried them all in court litigation. Trump: make America feel shame again. Pretty much anyone would be a better president.
Sometimes I think I really did die and am in hell or some really twilighty twilight zone. Trump sucks and if he would keel over today it would be the best Christmas ever. But why do you guys think the comment that says "'My man kungfu' I'm dead." is the appropriate place to interject completely irrelevant political comments? What are you trying to accomplish? Surely replies to the kung fu comment on an SNL video are going to change the course of modern politics. Anyway the kung fu thing had me 😂 as well. But Jesus Christ guys, get your shit together.
@Kandisi Anyabwile - that’s the point.. white people have to always be politically correct but (no offence) black people can be prejudiced under the guise of being facetious. . Loni Love made a joke about a woman’s skin color recently. It caused controversy. Sorry it’s true.
@@shinding75 it doesn't have anything to do on being black or white, gender, age, social class; it is about how we easily forgive some persons' prejudice behaviour and thoughts just because they act/ are like nice, funny, silly or most sociable guy in the group. It is sad to see people still forgiving such persons just because we feel pity for their obvious ignorance and lack of consciousness. We prefer forgive instead warning them for their misbehaviour and mindset.
MadeAmericaGreatAlready -Look. You don’t HAVE to be anything. You can be a kkk or racist. That’s your choice. Or you can be socially conscious. That’s your choice too. This is about being smart enough to understand what can be/or is offensive. And just because one or two people go against the norms STILL DOES NOT make it right to veer off path! But again, it’s your choice, or whomever you are defending. Where I grow up, (lol) you know to be kind to your elders, to make sure you treat others with respect, show empathy and so forth. I could easily choose to do different. But my mind frame was never set to think otherwise. So because others do it different, it would be stupid of me to make an argument of why I can’t cut off the elderly lady at the store. Your pick!
Oh get over yourself and enjoy life or stay in The solitude of your consciousness with all the other bleeding heart sjw. If you don’t like someone tell them and stay away no need to hurt someone or try to change them.
@@estieeu2364 He's probably a drug user so he switched his urine sample with tea (the color is similar to real urine depending on the teabag vs water ratio)
I'm that guy because I got nothing but love for everyone the thing i notice is people hate eachother over bs office politics are beneath me because I'm reality you are all slaves to the 1 percent but get I got some good news. ya boy still loves ya. you just gotta know how far you can go with people and never take sides because In. reality you are smart enough to know both sides are wrong.
Okay, quick note on background acting: I want to give a shoutout to the lady on the right with the burgundy sweater and long blonde hair. Watch her and see how excellent her expressions are! I just noticed. She's the main non-speaking person who seems genuinely into this and I just want to say I noticed and you're awesome lady! 🤗👍🏽
@@DancinJim okay, we'll forget about Trump's very fine people in Charlottesville but you can't miss his continued employment of Steven Miller. A guy who would not be kept on at any company that isn't Klan sponsored.
Shane Fiddle wtf man I understand you hate trump but do you really need to go comment on every single thing about how terrible you think he is? It’s not going to change anything
Last night I was a little drunk and when I said Mmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm MARIA! I want to play with yo Cat!....... and I'm not referring to Charlie!!!! Zing!... Then I did a little dance... "Don't hurt anybody with that thang!
That little bootie slap motion after he says “Don’t you hurt anybody with that thing!” 🤣🤣 This is both super funny and poignant. Double standards are very real but Keenan is too funny for this to be sad.
Jumal I wasn’t thinking along gender lines. I was thinking about how some folks get away with sexual harassment because they are charming and well liked. In contrast, other are held to a higher standard simply for not being as charming. I agree with Matthew. Some of that can be attributed to a power disparity, maybe some of the folks are considered charming because they aren’t a threat.
I need them to keep doing this sketch, this and the one with Franco had me dying the first time I saw them. It’s hysterical, we all know and love a Charlie in our office lol
Keenan Thompson is one of the greatest actors ever to grace the SNL stage. He just fits in any sketch perfectly. When he's Alex Trabeck, it's funny as hell.
@@edercortes1960 I remember. But why couldn't Scarlett still have picked this sketch on purpose? Either from the board of sketch suggestions and/or from memory?
How did keenan not die doing this he's the ultimate unbreakable. The group literally gets to genuinely show smiles and laughter. How did Scarlett not break either both are pros
This must have been another job aka “Charlie” got after he was caught and fired for all kinds of stuff. Hell his brother Clarence was still in the company van the next morning 😂
I started noticing it in high school that a lot of times girls would complain about a guy doing her saying something and say he was a piece of shit or a scumbag, and another guy would do exactly the same thing but they like this guy so it's okay
Those two together..... PERFECT!!! If you told me back in the early 2000s that the nit wit from Good Burger would be crushing comedic gold with Scarlett Johanson ... I would have smacked you. And I would have been wrong....
Had this exact situation happen to me once... The guy that was fired was this old black guy that was a jokester and everyone loved him. They fired him for drinking on the job. We all knew he did it and didn't care, but some new upstart manager just HAD to act like a big shot.
There is too much truth, or more than I'd like for these sketches. Too often someone who is popular does something, which is way-off beam, and someone is less so, and steps slightly out of line?
Hey! Trump was found guilty of frequently and grossly misspending charity money on personal things for himself such as a 10,000 painting of HIMSELF. Obama would have been slandered for YEARS if he did that, but Trump does it and no even bats an eye! Wow! What a great world!
The Mysterious Gravity Falls Person Obama is a war criminal and gave guns to Mexican Cartels. He also destroyed our health care system single handedly. But hey big bad trump spend money on big painting 😳
I think it's a huge problem that so many of these policies are based on people's feelings. And if they like someone, something is okay and if they don't like someone it's an excuse to get them fired. Maybe we're giving too much power to people
"To my man Kung Fu!" Got me good after Scarlett's apology!
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I was on the floor
yep, that’s how setups and punchlines work
😂😂😂😂 bruuuuh… on the floooor!
The timing 🤣💯
“I’m from Boston, you RACIST!”
Charlie: “To my man Kung-Fu!” 😂😂
“Hiiii Charlie” 😂💀
The "then I did a little dance and bowed and said don't hurt nobody with that thing" is what got me. The fact he added the bow just for his man Kung Fu 😆
“I TOOK A BOW” took me out. I gotta go clean up the water I just spit out.
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Bars!
Me too, that line was hysterical!
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lmao
Charlie gets fired and rehired every year. . . 🤦🏽♀️🤣
Ya, but that's just Charlie!!!🤷♂️😊🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
“I shook my head, did a little daaaance and said don’t you hurt nobody with that thaaaang!” 💀😂💀😂
Hey Kung Fu!
Aaaaand that's racism. Just like Donald Trump. This skit hit way too close to home to be funny for me. Shame on anyone who supports him!
😂😂😂😂😂
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Read this as i heard it😂😂
“Just a little swallow to get me straight” is spot on
*GUGG GGG*
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🥃🥃🥃😙🤭😭
I search for this clip just to hear him say that. Lol
😂
“My man kungfu” I’m dead.
Hey! Trump was found guilty of frequently and grossly misspending charity money on personal things for himself such as a 10,000 painting of HIMSELF. Obama would have been slandered for YEARS if he did that, but Trump does it and no even bats an eye! Wow!
HE NEEDS SOME ACCOUNTABILITY, EVERYTHING HE DOES GOES UNCHECKED. Merry Christmas!!!! Happy Holidays too!!!!
Not to mention, more than 23 women have accused him of rape over the years. How many remained silent? He has buried them all in court litigation. Trump: make America feel shame again. Pretty much anyone would be a better president.
@@themysteriousgravityfalls The man is a buffoon and now we have another buffoon in the U.K to join the party
Sometimes I think I really did die and am in hell or some really twilighty twilight zone. Trump sucks and if he would keel over today it would be the best Christmas ever. But why do you guys think the comment that says "'My man kungfu' I'm dead." is the appropriate place to interject completely irrelevant political comments? What are you trying to accomplish? Surely replies to the kung fu comment on an SNL video are going to change the course of modern politics.
Anyway the kung fu thing had me 😂 as well. But Jesus Christ guys, get your shit together.
“HAHA HEEY CHARLIE” 😂💀
“You RACIST!!”
“To my man Kung Fu!
“Heyyy Charlie!”
@Kandisi Anyabwile - that’s the point.. white people have to always be politically correct but (no offence) black people can be prejudiced under the guise of being facetious. . Loni Love made a joke about a woman’s skin color recently. It caused controversy. Sorry it’s true.
Honor-it Senorita 🙄
@@shinding75 it doesn't have anything to do on being black or white, gender, age, social class; it is about how we easily forgive some persons' prejudice behaviour and thoughts just because they act/ are like nice, funny, silly or most sociable guy in the group. It is sad to see people still forgiving such persons just because we feel pity for their obvious ignorance and lack of consciousness. We prefer forgive instead warning them for their misbehaviour and mindset.
MadeAmericaGreatAlready -Look. You don’t HAVE to be anything. You can be a kkk or racist. That’s your choice. Or you can be socially conscious. That’s your choice too. This is about being smart enough to understand what can be/or is offensive. And just because one or two people go against the norms STILL DOES NOT make it right to veer off path! But again, it’s your choice, or whomever you are defending. Where I grow up, (lol) you know to be kind to your elders, to make sure you treat others with respect, show empathy and so forth. I could easily choose to do different. But my mind frame was never set to think otherwise. So because others do it different, it would be stupid of me to make an argument of why I can’t cut off the elderly lady at the store. Your pick!
Oh get over yourself and enjoy life or stay in The solitude of your consciousness with all the other bleeding heart sjw. If you don’t like someone tell them and stay away no need to hurt someone or try to change them.
"Your urine sample came back as Lipton ice tea..."
"Oh, you noticed that?"
That shit was funny as hell
"And You printed pornographic photos on the copierand left them there..."
"So it does wit work?
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I didnt get the lipton ice tea referenc
@@estieeu2364 He's probably a drug user so he switched his urine sample with tea (the color is similar to real urine depending on the teabag vs water ratio)
“Charlie, I really needed that today, thank you”
😂😂
Kenan is impossibly good at this stage in his career.
I just hope he don't hurt nobody with that thang.
@@waltonsimons12 _ lol.. that was on time..lol
maulerXX Well he’s had 20 years to practice
My favorite character is still Reese De'What!
He always uses the same voice for every skit tho..that's not talent..sorry..his lines are written for him..you impressed?
Scarlett held her composure despite almost cracking up when Kenan spoke lol
"what happens in Decatur, comes back nine months later" lol
Did he just go there!
Illinois or Georgia hmmm
Like, why Decatur????
Because it rhymes, silly!
--Dave, you should always use that as a criterion for extramarital affairs
@@ctcoley19 I'm going with Ga
“If was a gay man.. your booty will be in trouble “ 😂
But I'm not, so your booty straight lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dont you hurt nobody with that thing
*thang.
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Mhmm!!
Yes yth-cam.com/video/DinU3vJXAyo/w-d-xo.html
Everybody has a man like Charlie in their office... no matter how offensive he is everyone just laughs it off
It's only sexual harassment if the receiving party says it's unwanted. We all have one and were all okay with him. That's why they don't get fired.
@intempify Nah. It's easier to get away with it when you have power in the organization.
I'm that guy because I got nothing but love for everyone the thing i notice is people hate eachother over bs office politics are beneath me because I'm reality you are all slaves to the 1 percent but get I got some good news. ya boy still loves ya. you just gotta know how far you can go with people and never take sides because In. reality you are smart enough to know both sides are wrong.
probably how most serial killers go undetected in their hometowns
what about a man like linda?
"Won't just be my heart that grows three sizes." Charlie's got the swag of 10 men.
“I did everything in my power to just only fire Linda” lol I almost choked on my food laughing 😂
*_"It won't just be my heart growing three sizes."_* 😂 I'm definitely going to try and work that into my Christmas Grinch conversation.
Martha May Who
Are you a sweet old man?
@Tosh T
But what if they saw this sketch already?
@Dark Matter That's the hope. Casually drop a pop culture reference and see if someone responds with "I see what you did there."
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Okay, quick note on background acting:
I want to give a shoutout to the lady on the right with the burgundy sweater and long blonde hair. Watch her and see how excellent her expressions are! I just noticed. She's the main non-speaking person who seems genuinely into this and I just want to say I noticed and you're awesome lady! 🤗👍🏽
This is hilarious, but it's so incredibly accurate about our double standards in this society
achanwahn hence they term SATIRE
Have you guys not seen the first one of these sketches
@@shanefiddle Bill Clinton can't run again but his enabler can.
Yeah, but its usually the men who gets accused of harassment not women they always get a pass. Which is not what is shown in this video.
th-cam.com/video/iAAJYpg9xWE/w-d-xo.html James Franco did this same sketch so it's not about double standards 🤣🤣🤣
These two are a comedic duo Kenan and Scarlett need a movie together
Scarlett(Trying to be racist): Where are you from originally?
Charlie(In his sweetness): Ma man Kungfuuu!
Not funny, just sad. Racism isn't funny now - it is too real with Donald Trump trying to bring back Nazi and white supremacist america.
@@shanefiddle Utter nonsense, spoon-fed to you by mass media, and you've greedily swallowed it all down without any critical thought.
@@DancinJim okay, we'll forget about Trump's very fine people in Charlottesville but you can't miss his continued employment of Steven Miller. A guy who would not be kept on at any company that isn't Klan sponsored.
Shane Fiddle/Hyper Sensitive
Shane Fiddle wtf man I understand you hate trump but do you really need to go comment on every single thing about how terrible you think he is? It’s not going to change anything
Every time I watch this skit I don't see how Scarlett kept a straight face!😂
My cat’s name is Charlie, & she gets away with murder.
av3maria Charlie’s always get away with everything.
Charlie Duncan
Charlie from Charlie Bit My Finga
Etc
My cat Charlie is laying beside me right now licking his paws
he aint trying to hurt nobody with that thang, tho
Charlie died in jail.
Charlie don't surf either.
Charlie did own a chocolate factory.
Charlie was in the Peanuts street gang.
Last night I was a little drunk and when I said
Mmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm MARIA! I want to play with yo Cat!....... and I'm not referring to Charlie!!!! Zing!... Then I did a little dance... "Don't hurt anybody with that thang!
"Mandaa, I saw that dress too. And after a few of them vodkuuuhs"
*wiggles fingers*
🤣🤣🤣
That little bootie slap motion after he says “Don’t you hurt anybody with that thing!” 🤣🤣 This is both super funny and poignant. Double standards are very real but Keenan is too funny for this to be sad.
What double standards? That its always men who are accused of harassment but never women?
Jumal I wasn’t thinking along gender lines. I was thinking about how some folks get away with sexual harassment because they are charming and well liked. In contrast, other are held to a higher standard simply for not being as charming. I agree with Matthew. Some of that can be attributed to a power disparity, maybe some of the folks are considered charming because they aren’t a threat.
Matthew Jones Like Bill Cosby and Morgan Freeman? they have both been accussed of sexual harassment towards women.
Jumal Those examples wouldn’t apply. Matthew said “...in an office...”. Your examples are powerful, high profile men.
Matthew Jones My reply was more for those lurking and reading this thread rather than for Jumal. It’s the teacher in me, I couldn’t help myself. 😁
I need them to keep doing this sketch, this and the one with Franco had me dying the first time I saw them.
It’s hysterical, we all know and love a Charlie in our office lol
This was racist
"And it won't just be my heart growing three sizes..." 🤭🤭🤣🤣
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Most underrated joke.
Keenan Thompson is one of the greatest actors ever to grace the SNL stage. He just fits in any sketch perfectly. When he's Alex Trabeck, it's funny as hell.
"To my man Kung Fu" I screamed 😂
Nobody:
Kenan: mmmmm mm mm mmm
It's the 30 Rock rule.
Liz Lemon: It just sounds so hateful coming from you.
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Time to end this charáde and adjust my schedule to buy a new vhaase
“What are you?”
“Puerto Rican.”
“Right but what do *I* call you?”
Wiiware2568 "Sit in the corner and think about what you've done!"
Keenan is so hilarious! He’s come a looong way since “GoodBurger”
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Not in the slightest
Awe man, I lightweight agree, this was the 1st skit he's done well enough to satisfily my standards of hilarity, that I've EVER seen.
why do i feel like scarlett picked this sketch on purpose
nope they did this before
@@SNinjaQK yes, but still possible
This was done before with James Franco
@@edercortes1960 I remember. But why couldn't Scarlett still have picked this sketch on purpose? Either from the board of sketch suggestions and/or from memory?
Yep
"all I see is donkey and monkey..." OMFG, genius how they were able to slip that past everyone.
Censors don't know what it means. 🤣🤣
@@luvaboy772 That makes two of us
@dielaughing73 Donkey is an Urban African American term for butt. Monkey is vagina. 🤣
@@dielaughing73 monkey is slang for a woman’s thang
"Your urine sample came back as Lipton iced tea.” LMFAO!
"To my man Kung-Fu..." That's gold.
How did keenan not die doing this he's the ultimate unbreakable. The group literally gets to genuinely show smiles and laughter. How did Scarlett not break either both are pros
Wait! Scarlett is a pro??
@@056Iceking nah she's too amateur. hasn't been in any big movies.
“Told u not to hurt nobody wiv thangggg” 😂🤣
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This must have been another job aka “Charlie” got after he was caught and fired for all kinds of stuff. Hell his brother Clarence was still in the company van the next morning 😂
Hang on, I thought Charlie was fired already.
Me too ...didnt he kidnap someone too?😀😀
You can't fire charlie
They must've hired him back 🤣
Different company probably
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2:38 Scarlett was trying so hard not to laugh
Why do I think they'll say "Oh, Charlie!"
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I’m honestly surprised they took so long to do this sketch again. Keenan is really good at this.
I'm getting fired, the last thing I'm doing is apologizing for anything!
"Wat happens in Decatur, comes back 9 months later"....Gold!
"To my man Kung Fu"😂😂😂
“Charlie I really needed that today thank you.”
💀 dead
I love this skit, especially the one with James Franco back a couple of years ago. hilarious!
"What happens in Decatur comes back 9 months later". Hahaha. Best line of the whole sketch!
Awwww, NOT Charlie!
Charlie got to work with James Franco AND Scarlett Johansson!
I love it when SNL does actual comedy like this.
Idea for the SNL video team. Since 1000's of people watch the show for the first-time on youtube. Post the monologue and cold open first.
THANK YOU!! They really need to see this comment
They most likely try to but each uploads at dif speeds so it could finish a lil later than others
So you admit to having the internet but not knowing how to use it?
They create playlists on their channel and sometimes they are in the right order actually
@@godlygamer911 What's your trick? Just wait patiently until all the videos are posted. Blasphemy.
It’s actually hilarious when they try to hold their laughs while doing the skit
I feel like he threw in a little Witherspoon as a tribute.
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Kenan always looks like he is about to laugh. I love him!
I love it when they use Bowen. More Bowen is the best Bowen!
"Ima be stealing that azzzzzzz and it won't just be my ❤️ growing three sizes" is one of Keenan's funniest lines ever 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I didnt realize that was scarlett in these sketches lol shes a good actress
Everyone loves Charlie 😊
Admit it....we all know a Charlie.
Harvey Weinstein wishes he had Charlie's superpowers. 😂
3:34 Just a little swallow to get me straight... GLUULP!
hahahahaha
I started noticing it in high school that a lot of times girls would complain about a guy doing her saying something and say he was a piece of shit or a scumbag, and another guy would do exactly the same thing but they like this guy so it's okay
Kenan is such a BEAST!!! Love him!❤️❤️❤️❤️
@chocolate you are amazing .. don't never forget that 💯❤️
The worst part is, Kenan is so likable that I really DON'T judge Charlie as harshly.
I'm not usually a fan of most SNL sketches these days, but anything with Kenan as the comedic centerpiece is still always hilarious.
"but instead of stealing all your presents ima be stealing that AAAAASS!!!!!" lmao!!!!
Charlie is so likeable, they will rehire him... again.
Next time it'll be Ryan Reynolds. Calling it.
@@michaelhall7663 Probably lol!
I love Cecily Strong, she is so funny.
My man kung fu
Oh Charlie 😂😂
1:43 Scarlett’s face here is priceless
Been waiting on this all week
The degree of likability in the work place is very real.
extremely real. i guess all introverts were meant to go into entrepreneurship.
Very accurate foe Scarlett, twitter is always bullyng her for thing everybody does wothout consequences
The day I can get away with saying I'm going to be stealing that ass will be the greatest day in my life 😂
kenan will be minor characters in sketches and STILL be the funniest one 😂
That GULP! got me by surprise. I was already laughing uncontrollably; now I’m crying to!
"Nothing but love Kungfu"... omg... hysterical.
"After a lil wiiine..." is the best way to start a story
Kennan Thompson never fails to make me laugh
im so glad they made another one of these!
Charlie, I really needed that today. Thank you!
- Nothing but love, Kung Fu. 🤣
Those two together..... PERFECT!!! If you told me back in the early 2000s that the nit wit from Good Burger would be crushing comedic gold with Scarlett Johanson ... I would have smacked you. And I would have been wrong....
Had this exact situation happen to me once... The guy that was fired was this old black guy that was a jokester and everyone loved him. They fired him for drinking on the job. We all knew he did it and didn't care, but some new upstart manager just HAD to act like a big shot.
THE SPIN AGAIN OMG CECILY
What happens in Decatur, comes back nine months later 😂
This is the type of skit i wish was longer
Wait? How did he get rehired?
because it's Charlie that's why.
Should have never fired him in the first place
Different job.. Charlie's the same but erbody else another employee... Even the manager tho he's in the Franco skit
There is too much truth, or more than I'd like for these sketches.
Too often someone who is popular does something, which is way-off beam, and someone is less so, and steps slightly out of line?
It's weird being this early to an SNL video 😳
Hey! Trump was found guilty of frequently and grossly misspending charity money on personal things for himself such as a 10,000 painting of HIMSELF. Obama would have been slandered for YEARS if he did that, but Trump does it and no even bats an eye! Wow! What a great world!
The Mysterious Gravity Falls Person how is that even remotely related to the comment?
@@perryjohnson6461 Oh yeah, it IS weird being this early. Normally they have at least a couple hundred thousand views when I get to them.
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The Mysterious Gravity Falls Person Obama is a war criminal and gave guns to Mexican Cartels. He also destroyed our health care system single handedly. But hey big bad trump spend money on big painting 😳
Sexual Harrassment Charlie and Meet Cute are the two best SNL sketches! Charlie is hysterical! 😂😂
“Out of line, I stand accused” 😄😂🤣
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"Charlie I really needed that today thank you".
This sketch is so good they made it twice
I think it's a huge problem that so many of these policies are based on people's feelings. And if they like someone, something is okay and if they don't like someone it's an excuse to get them fired. Maybe we're giving too much power to people
*My Favourite Character.... Charlie!*
*He's such a sweet innocent old man*
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@@JODRecaps OMG IT'S YOU keemstar kinda thicc tho
“...And it won’t just be my heart growing three sizes” lmaoooo 😂😂
I love Kenan what a great actor and comedian