My Dog Acting Like Humans [FUNNY SUBTITLES] 😂
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ก.ย. 2024
- Funny compilation of Maya acting like humans. I'm sure there is at least one habit which you can relate to! 😂
Handsome boy in the FaceTime clip is Instagram: @long.coat.max
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#DogActingLikeHumans #FunnyDog #samoyed
Thumbs up if there is at least one habit which you can relate to 😂
Edit: I didn’t give her chocolate or the ice cream to eat (toxic!). She only got the dog cookies to eat.
Can u please sell me a humane cloud for like 50 dollars? :> 😂
Amo tus vídeos son los mejores me fecinan
Wanting to go to school but then wanting to stay home when i walk out the door
*i relate to gaming, except not Fortnite lOl* ☆○☆
Love you❤️❤️
“Uh wait, changed my mind. I’m not going to school today.”
*_MOOD_*
lel
Aqua Marine lol true
That’s me every single day
I did that just today LOL
Agree
"Kevin said im fat"
We must find this kevin right now
Jijo K Alias probably the kevin from SU. he a jerk
It’s probably Karen’s Brother
VixenGaming&More bad hooman
Jijo K Alias Funny someone said the same thing
Shall we bring a torch
That was the most precious date proposal ever.
julia astarina he lives on another country. Long distance relationship 😭
@@Mayapolarbear aww 😭
She's been a good girl, she'll have a good lovelife.
#coupleoftheyear
Lol I'm exactly the 1000th like
*This dog is more productive than I’ll ever be*
Kayleigh Fabulous yep
Maya:
*looks at pics of dog butts*
I love this dog so much
Me: *sees profile pic*
Also me: so, I see youre a man of culture as well.
du bist deutsch voll cool
"Kevin said im fat"
*now this is an avengers level threat*
*OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU*
cotten winter *NANI*
underrated comment :/ this comment needs a couple hundred likes :/
•reference to one punch man•
*Doggos ASSEMBLE*
It's illegal to be this cute ❤
_It is illegal to dab on me, since I am a grammar and dab police._ *_NOW GET IN YOUR CELL!_*
@@terrygum8471 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@kid2770 where did he make a mistake?? 😐
*Wait,THATS ILLEGAL*
Naaahh its legal to be this cute
"Kevin said I'm fat"
Ok, now I wanna know who Kevin is, his address, his fears and his most secret desires. I'm gonna be sure he gets punished for what he has done.
Maya is just thiccc
I must join u
Your comment reminded me of "Lucifer" on Netflix 😂
He's quoting lucifer 🤣
@@gurv1150 Okay thank you. I just started watching it yesterday so I didn't really realize. 😂
Maya: NO! I cannot. I’m on diet. Kevin said I’m fat.
Me: no ur not fat,ur floofy.
I AINT FAT IM BIG BONED
- Melvin Harris
Yeah he aint fat he *BIG BONND*
Yeah
Also who ever this “Kevin” is AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!
lol
The dislikes are from the doggos who maya broke up with
Love you maya 💖
Dislike* There is only 1 dislike
@@asitchakraborty3296 ahem...
87.. 🤔
100 O_O
184 o_o
*Pawflix and chill, right?😉😉❤*
Petflix*
XD
Dogflix
Lol if cringe could kill...
Pup corn
“Kevin said I’m fat”
Me: say sike right now.
How do you have no replies nani?
Cutest dog on youtube?
-Maya
Most handsome dog on youtube?
-Keyush
Most obedient: Gohan
Yaass
God: Gabe
Most agressive: shiro
Most funny: Tucker
*is no one gonna talk about Maya crumpling the paper when she was supposed to work out and call karen*
Edit: holeh moleh likes ٩( ᐛ )و
memeytoof lmao
Lol
And study
*•* :P she studied lol
Xoxo_BTS OML ITS 6-6-6 LIKES OH NO
To-do list
1. Eat healthy
2. Clean up
3. Study
4.Workout
5. Call karen
she protec
she attacc
but most importantly
she cute as hecc
She takeS food
She Makes food
But most importantly she leaks cool
69 likes
Cant like ;-;
No.
eb
Funny, I saw the exact same comment on one of mayas other videos....🤔
I literally want to hug Maya forever because she looks so fluffy!!!!!
The breed is a Samoyed if you were thinking in having one.
Luiza Leontios same
Your Croc is kinda jealous now
i can only agree with u
Pinkie... did you break the fourth wall just to watch this?
1:07 Karen: Walks in room
Maya:Pretends to be asleep
Karen:Comes to room again
Karen: OMAE WA MOU SHINDEU
Maya:NONI
I tip my hat to you one amateur to a legend
shindeiru*
@@xelaxandor He's joking
Ik but lemme correct dis
NANI*
Dog:nooo im on a diet
*gives diet coke*
Dog:oh diet coke? Im gonna enjoy this with my *20 noggets*
That's no diet I have ever heard of.
Conke*
Dog will die with conk or come ;-;
It's spelled CONKE
9I9JA ninja
This cloud floof is so cute 😍
_Doggo must consume healthy foods to replenish energy_
Lol
I am seeing you everywhere
Doggo sans :o
*holds dog bone 🦴*
Wild Introvert ikr
IMPOSTER!
00:20 That's pretty dang impressive for a cloud to study maths in German, then make a to-do list and complete it in English
@@eggyolk671 maya OBVIOUSLY wrote it dummy
@@eggyolk671 learn how to take a joke idiot
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
*_HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahaha... Hah._* (I've already seen this joke, I'm actually being sarcastic. Plus my real laugh sounds sarcastic. Oof.)
Hahahahahhahahahahahahjahahhh
You’re so cool
You had us in the first have not going to lie
Nice "fake" story
Maya: Kevin said I'm fat.
Me and literally every maya fan: So you have chosen death...
Yes
Yas
Yes
☐Work out
☐Call Karen
*Balls up paper*
The dynamic Explorer ꀭꍏꌗꀤꍏꃅ you took a popular comment!
memeytoof gaming I did?
Copier, you stole my comment
Don’t act dumb
DAMN WHY Y'ALL MAD!
I just commented it not steal it
I literally laughed so hard while she was playing fortnite😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Ikr she looked so cute i bet she was a doggo pro at fortnite
rock soft cookie yeah I bet she was
SAME HAHAHA
I got cancer
rock soft cookie i bet she hated fortnite and turned it off immediately
Maya: I'm on a diet
Also Maya: Henlo can I cromch on 20 noggets weith mediyum freis plez?
HAHHAHAHAJA
@@areyoukirringmeirriyaa jimin 😹😹😹😹
Never underestimate the power of a mom with a flip flop in her hand...
This made my day after some people made fun of me... thanks....
Edit: I do ignore bullies as they’re just a full of themselves. They’ll be falling for me when I’m older 🙄 Thx for the support!
[ [ Emmazing ] ] same
people can be so stoopid and rood! sending much luv ❤
I don't know why you were made fun of, but don't focus on them. If people are being negative, let them be. Don't let their comments make you feel bad. I hope it stops. Stay strong, okay? xoxo
Don't pay attention to those people, hope the next day will be nicer for you!
They're only jealous of you because you're so cool and amazing! You're amazing, Emmazing! ....Eh??? See what I did there? :D
Okay, exiting the stage for that pun, but seriously. They're just jealous of you. :)
1:27
When you pretend you're asleep and your mom opens the door then closes it, so you open your eyes and she still in the room
She protecc
She attacc
But most importantly,
somewhere in the arctic a polar bear wants his child bacc
Good one lol
*and snoot*
*is vry boopable*
*this snoot??*
*_OH HEK ITS GO TIME_*
edit: holy shit 420 likes please dont ruin this perfect number.
tyler hoeseph *OH HEK*
first of all love ur name and profile picture i too am a clikkie
Rayne Brusky u talking to me :p
@@aestheticallycallie5066 no the other person
OH HECK 333 likes
Maya,Maya
*Yes,Karen?*
Watching dogs again?
*No,Karen!*
Telling lies?
*No,Karen!*
Give me your phone.
*No! No! No!*
I'd Change the dogs again to "watching doggos?"
@@josephinestern214 true
😂🤣😂🤣
*Maya locks the phone. Now you need a pawprint
Veryyy funny and creative 👍👍👏👏👏👏👏💖💖💖
This dog is smarter than me! I am a sucker for maths!!!
"Carrots?"
*"ew no"*
"Cake??"
*"YES GIMMIE"*
*when maya’s floofy fur is brighter then my future-*
Wash it like Maya's fur
Wash it.
Lel sorry-
1:26 "me on my phone"
"My mom" 😂😂
1st and i love you maya i gib you a 9999999/10 for cuteness
1:26 lol I cracked this was so funny glasses with slipper 😂😂😂
"Kevin said im fat"
*loads gun*
Every time I get back from school I get on my tablet and watch Netflix and my dog opens the door and looks at me and sits next to me and we watch Netflix together we always do that :3
Wolf: hm maybe i'll check out these 'humans'
Thousands of years later:
*Dogs playing fortnite*
Cant wait
@@Jdeu th-cam.com/video/Ycpze43FDTA/w-d-xo.html this absolute legend taught his dog how to play minecraft. I'm not even kidding
"Kevin said I'm fat"
Ooooo, Some one has a crush
Bro wdym
@@novadovexx she cares about his opinion so I think she has a crush
Kinda true
My dog: Eat vegetables and doesn't eat junk food .
Maya :Eat junk food !!!!!
😂😂😂😂
0:23
....wait a minute
....WAIT A MINUTE
YA GERMAN!?
omagash welcome my German Potatos here I am. xD
Grüsse gehen raus an alle deutschen Kartoffeln da draußen. x3
Aldi //EaglefeatherHP 3:15
Danke schöne Grüße von einer deutschen Kartoffel zurück 😂
@Aldi //EaglefeatherHP 1:57 Tasche
Dachte ich mir auch so XD
Hahahaha ich musste auch zurück spulen weil mir erst gar net klar war, das ich das gerade auf deutsch gelesen hab xD
Maya: Kevin said I'm fat
Me: activate instant kill
I’m Already Going To Enjoy This And I Didn’t Even Start It
This is like my Therapy omg. 💜
*thank u for subtitles for I cannot understand dog*
*B*oR*k*
@@onixyismirano8769
Bork? Borkity bork bork bork.
BORK BOK BOOP
henlo bepis nugger plez
Joanna Varughese *gives nugger* emjoy dis nugger! Is from chimk-fil-a
*She Protecc*
*She Attacc*
*But Most Imortemtly*
*Maya is Bacc*
SHE IS SO FLUFFY
Your videos make me so happy! You have the cutest doggo ever. ;w;
Cutest Dog on TH-cam: Maya
Most Handsome Dog on TH-cam: K'eyush
Most Obidient: Gohan
Most Funniest: Tucker
Gohan is cute n I love the videos but he rarely speaks or do anything :(( I wish he owner would tell him to do sth aw
DOGGO IS SO FLOOFIN FLUFFY
New maya video:notification
Me: *happiness noises*
This made my day thank you I am very happy and I have a huuugggee smile on my face :D
3:16 - the world's first gaming dog
In an alternate universe:world's first gaming hooman
Your dog plays fortnite 😱
“*makes video*”
Dog plays fortnite (not clickbait)
dog plays fortnite *NOT CLICKBAIT* (GONE SEXUAL) (NEARLY DIED) (POLICE CAME) (HOUSE WENT ON FIRE) (LOST AN ARM) (ATE CAKE) (WENT TO HOSPITAL) L
I think fortnite is beyond dead.
Gogeta_EPIC my cousin made me play with him ;-;
I would seven page MUDA someone if they played Fortnite except this doggo
I see someone that said some same thing
Kevin said I'm fat 😂 so cute and funny 😍
*Sees intro*
*Me* AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
0:19
Man.. that dog studies harder than I do
How I study.
1. Watch Netflix
2. Be a fatty
3. Don't go to school :)
Jk I don't do that.
Description: "I am sure there is at least one habit which you can relate to!"
Me: "Yes, *all of them* "
Owner:gives her ice cream
Me:SEES CHOCOLATE
Me:runs over there sonic speed and yeets the ice cream to space and gives maya a vanilla flavour
That's *Racist*
@@PARAXSCS you're joking, right? If you aren't, dogs can die if they eat chocolate it's lethal to thrm.
@@blxck_rxse7645 Actually... A dog my grandma owns once ate a whole entire bag of chocolate kisses, probably long before I was born, and he's perfectly fine today.
@@sugarramorde woah
PARAXSCS you don’t have a human sized brain
The cutest Ball of cloud in the entire world!!!😀😀😍😍
thamk uuu ❤
I know..............RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!1
Priyadarsini Mohanta Maya is so fluffy just like my Samoyed dog lol. Hope you come see my dog’s funny vids
@@Mayapolarbear welcome😊😊
@@smilingsamy360 will do😀
Maya is a very good decent and trained dog
2:14 I wish I could do that XD
"change my mind, hate school not going today"
"Kevin said I'm fat"
Me: Okay the funny subtitles was true.
The fluff is real 😍😍😍
You’re feeding your doggo Coca Cola Zero Sugar.
I’m drinking the same drink lol
Draco Malfoy damn you had been drinking a cute dog’s liquid
Lol
robin
I never knew the pupper had it!
Is that tucker I see... insta stalker😂😂
2:10 im dying of cuteness
My favourite 3 doggy channels
1)milperthusky
2)key'ush the stunt dog
3)mayapolarbear
2 & 3..THE TWO CHANNELS I ALWAYS WATCH! (other than a bit of gacha...)
@@screeovo8802 😂😂oh
@Malene Saxford oh,I often see the Gohan the husky channel videos😂😊👍
Don’t forget about tucker budzyn
@@AJ-os1pq k,I'll check it out😁👍
My dog: what the world are you dog playing fortnite woo
Me: woow so smart doggo
She atacc she protecc but most importantly they eat healthy snacc
Title: Funny Subtitles
Captions: English auto generated
Subtitles:
[MUSIC]
Lol...most of them didn't understand
@@drizzle9095 I first thought the captions but then I understood
No! Subtitles from Maya
RIGHT EXACT SAME FOR ME I THOUGHT IT ONLY HAPPENED TO ME
Dis doggo haz found de wae to liv. Hooman wae. He eat dem chicmen nuggets and drinks bepis
This is heights of cuteness.
1:06 Me: Nannniiii!?
* knocks door*
FBI OPEN UP!
he's so cuteeeee love your vids your never late!!🔥🔥🔥
When a dog is more organized than you
Aww!! Such a cute and talented doggy you've got! BTW, how did you train her? She did exactly behave like a human!! Wow...I love Maya!
You have 666k subscribers.... EVERYBODY PRAY FOR THEM
אתה תמות מתחת להב, אתה משרת עבור השטן!
Maya: Kevin said im fat
Me: * KILL MODE ON *
Not fat, Just fluffy
Was ein süßer Fratz😍😍😊
Translation: She's so cute😍😍😊
😂😂😂I'm from germany
00:01 ....my name is Karen 😅🤩🤩🤩😛😛🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Maya is just like me with food
Can’t get enough of it 😋
You're A TH-camr? I followed you on TIK tok!
1:30-1:32
Karen:I’m gonna boopin’ beat you
Also Karen:XD LOL Just kidding maya how can I harm you!?
Well , this just brightened my day
Wow! Ein deutsches Mathematik Buch!!
“Much thicc”
Maya 2019-2020
Maya be vibing tho
Karen:wat are u doing?!
Maya:playing fortnight😂
Fuck off nerd
This is the best TH-cam channel ever!
"Formelsammlung Mathematik"
Do you live in germany? :O
Yes, she lives in Germany near Cologne
The first one, I felt that 😢😢
"Kevin said I'm fat"
*wHo iS tHiS kEvIn yOu sPeAk oF*
_aLrIgHt i'Ma gO FiNd tHiS kEvIn aNy oNe wAnT tO jOiN mE?_
Are you from Germany? Because the titel of the maths book is in German. If yes: Hallo!Ich finde dich meeega cute!×♡×
I think she's live in germany.
XD, I'm the first watcher and first liker!
But ur not first to learn english
@@janek3380 you're*