Hey sweet insomniacs and tingle lovers, welcome to the ASMR Barbershop! Ready for a clean shave and a proper haircut?? ;D For no talking version go to 45:16 ...Let me know what you think of the triggers down below! See you!! :D
timestamps (pardon my english and spelling): 0:00: preview 1:03: whisper intro 3:00: scissors 5:27: blow drier, more scissors, and shaving cream in a cup 6:19: shaving cream in a cup 7:34: wooden container 8:45: rough material towel 11:29: towel, shaving cream, and shaving cream in a cup 12:20: shaving cream on microphone 12:43: microphone scratching with shaving cream on microphone 16:40: hair brushing the microphone (with comb) 19:39: combing, hair brush with bristles, gentle scratching on microphone 20:31 hair brush with bristles 23:20: mist spraying bottle 25:06: scissors, mist bottle, gentle scratching on microphone 25:58: rough 360 degrees brush 28:09: razor 30:03: 360 brush, razor, combing 31:06: large makeup brush 33:44: small combs 35:20: small combs on microphone 36:45 small combs, small combs on microphone, large makeup bruh 37:45: tiny makeup brushes 39:04: air drier 41:44 shaving cream on microphone, hard bristle bruh, big makeup brush 42:40: scalp massage 45:18 more scissors! 47:45: hair drier, scissors, shaving cream in a cup 48:37: shaving cream in a cup 50:51: rough material towel :D 53:32: shaving cream on microphone, towel, shaving cream in a cup 54:23: shaving cream on microphone 56:46: microphone scratch with shaving cream 58:42: more brushing :O 1:01:24: brushing and scalp massage 1:02:16: hard bristle brush :) 1:05:05 : mist bottle :D 1:06:50 : scissors, mist bottle, scalp massage 1:07:43 : 360 comb 1:09:57 : razor 1:11:51 : 360 comb, razor, brush 1:12:53 : big makeup brush 1:15:35 :small combs 1:18:37 : small combs, big makeup brush 1:19:36 : very small makeup brushes 1:20:49 : hair blow drier 1:23:29 : shaving cream on microphone, hard bristle brush, big makeup brush 1:25:17 : scalp massage 1 more time ;) that took about 20 minutes phew.... anyways sleep well tonight everyone! and let me know if i made a mistake so i can fix it cause i may have fell asleep while doing the timestamps lol!
✨Time Stamps✨ 💈Welcome to the Zeitgeist Barbershop!💈 0:01 preview 1:05 intro 3:01 scissors 5:28 combination of triggers (hairdryer, scissors, and shaving cream) 6:20 mixing shaving cream (one of my fav triggers 😊) 7:34 wooden bowl 8:04 mixing shaving cream 8:45 thick textured cloth 11:30 combination of triggers (cloth, shaving cream on mic, and mixing it) 12:22 shaving cream on mic 14:44 shaving the cream off the mic 16:41 brushing the mic 19:40 combination of brush sounds 20:33 rubbing brush 21:31 tapping on brush 23:21 water shaking 23:31 spraying bottle 25:06 combination of triggers (scissors, water spraying, and scratching wind guard) 26:00 scratchy brush (variety of sounds) 28:10 electric razor 30:05 combination of triggers (scratchy brush, razor, and brushing) 31:07 big fluffy brush 33:44 comb sounds 35:21 comb brushing on mic 36:46 combination of triggers (comb sounds, comb on mic, and brushing) 37:45 two small brushes 39:04 hair blower drying your hair 41:44 combination of triggers (shaving cream, hair brush, and fluffy brush) 42:40 massaging mic (scalp massage) 45:16 No Talking 45:19 scissors 47:46 combination of triggers (hairdryer, scissors, and shaving cream) 48:37 mixing shaving cream 49:43 wooden bowl 50:13 mixing shaving cream 50:52 thick textured cloth 53:32 combination of triggers (cloth, shaving cream on mic, and mixing it) 54:24 shaving cream on mic 56:46 shaving the cream off mic 58:43 brushing the mic 1:01:25 combination of brush sounds 1:02:17 rubbing brush 1:02:57 tapping on brush 1:05:05 water shaking 1:05:16 spraying bottle 1:06:51 combination of triggers (scissors, water spraying, and scratching wind guard) 1:07:44 scratchy brush (variety of sounds) 1:09:57 electric razor 1:11:52 combination of triggers (scratchy brush, razor, and brushing) 1:12:55 big fluffy brush 1:15:36 comb sounds 1:17:12 comb brushing on mic 1:18:38 combination of triggers (comb sounds, comb on mic, and brushing) 1:19:37 two small brushes 1:20:49 hair blower drying your hair 1:23:29 combination of triggers (shaving cream, hair brush, and fluffy brush) 1:25:17 massaging mic (scalp massage)
I love, LOVE how you sometimes do overlapping transitional noises between each prop, where one sound blends into another. You have no idea how much it helps with my tinnitus to have a *constant* stream of noise. Love this and hope you use this technique more often!
Wait sorry but i know some people might laugh or something but idk if its the same thing cause idk what that is but when its to quiet my ear rings and it irritates me until i hear noises
@@aseriesofgrunts did you not watch the video? There’s a lot of aspects to it, you can’t just sit there and touch the microphone if you want to make at least decent asmr.
@@bighutto7875 apparently you can because that's all he did. I have nothing against him personally but you people lose your fucking minds at the slightest things. These people are making noises in microphones, they're not exactly creating timeless works of art...
El mejor gancho comercial Apela a tu liberalidad Toca tu instinto animal Rozando la brutalidad Te lo encuentras en la pared En el anuncio del licor Pegado en un mostrador Gritándote a todo color Sexo compro Sexo vendo Sexo arriendo Sexo ofrezco Sexo compro Sexo vendo Sexo arriendo Sexo, sexo, sexo, sexo, sexo Ya no hay de qué enrojecer Es cotidiano ya lo ves Ahora la virginidad Es una cosa medieval Es tu carnet de madurez Tu pasaporte a la adultez Ella no es una mujer para amar Sino un enemigo al cual doblegar Sexo compro Sexo arriendo Sexo vendo Sexo ofrezco Sexo compro Sexo vendo Sexo arriendo Sexo, sexo, sexo, sexo, sexo Sexo, sexo, sexo Las rotativas de imprenta Ya están empezando a editar más mujeres desnudas Y tú tienes una cara de cliente fácil Tú compras por una promesa de sexo Abres la boca y te meten el dedo Y les sigues el juego Y les das tu dinero Y te sientes muy hombre Y me río en tu cara de tu estupidez El mejor gancho comercial Apela a tu imbecilidad Te trata como un animal Poniendo en claro tu brutalidad Es un trofeo la ilusión Que quiebras en la situación Me estas dando la ocasión De gritarte con razón Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Gamulán que se duerme se lo lleva la corriente Tangente de cuarenta y cinco Gamulán que se duerme se lo lleva la corriente Tangente de cuarenta y cinco Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh
At this rate, ASMR Zeitgeist content in 2027 will be like: "ASMR 11D Time Freeze | I will literally clone myself and give you tingles from 11 different dimension at your actual house. This isn't a video. I will physically and metaphysically come to you and cut your beard in the quantum realm."
Can we just appreciate the fact that he probally just woke up and decided to make a asmr video so other people can rest well that is just amazing bro keep up the tingly work!
I just looove how everybody tuned into this as soon as it premiered, even other amazing ASMRtists. Feels like we’re all brought together by Michael like 1 big happy family 🤗♥️
He has a Patreon and channel membership, you can always choose to support him! For like 2 years, I sent a dollar a month because it's all I cold afford, but I still felt like I wanted to give back after how much how videos help me relax.
was ready to head to bed, decided to check my phone for the last time of the day, and saw this in my notifications. couldn't have asked for a better time. thank you
This reminds me when I was a small child and I would get tingles when they would use the spray bottle and the scissors. So thanks for the wonderful tingles and nostalgia. 😊
HOLY HECK!! I haven't gotten tingles like this in a LONG time. They were IMMEDIATE! I'd be falling asleep but the tingles are overwhelming!! PERFECTION. 💜💜💜💜
My man has hit a grand slam with this one . I enjoy almost all ASMR videos but this one goes above and beyond all I could ever ask for . I am more than happy to support asmr zeitgeist ... the tingles that overcame me at 13:12 leave me at no words . Lastly I am incredibly grateful/mind blown at how his work has helped with my migraine headaches ... just blown away . Sorry so long but I will be honored to support your work my friend .
You can tell by the smile on his face he enjoys doing this!!! Everyone needs something they enjoy and I think he has found his thing. Keep up the good work brother!
I really must say that the moment when he used the hair dryer was one of the best moments of the video, I love those sounds that the hair dryer makes, it's the most relaxing and ticklish, I wish there were more videos with that theme of "wind" sounds ♡
I’m not sure which I like better. Closing my eyes and enjoying the tingles, or keeping my eyes open and enjoying his smile and cuteness. Definitely a win-win❤️ The best ASMR out there!
Still can’t believe that these high quality videos are almost free to watch. Great job! I give you my appreciation. If I want to spend a nice evening, I switch on your videos and relax
I literally just watched this entire ad for a blendjet simply because it was in whispers. Not only do advertisers finally know their market, they should be encouraged to do this for all ads
@@asmrzeitgeist there are countless times where I woke up because of ads in other asmr videos... so I thank you a lot for not putting any in jour videos Maybe you could put one at the very beginning so it doesn’t wake anyone up (Sorry if there are some things misspelled etc, English is not my native language... ^^’) PS: Bonsoir from France
One of the BEST ASMR dudes out there, Hands down in the top three of ASMR people. Sound, stage, props professionalism. Not gunna argue which place just going to leave that for you people to explore.
You're the only one who gives me tingles with your videos. So many videos watched and listened but only you brought the peace to me after a busy day. Keep it up, great!!! Sorry my English is not so good but had to compliment you. Greetings from the Netherlands
Zeitgeist this was so tingly and relaxing. I had a ton of finals this week and today as well. I'm finally done and this is just perfect to treat myself with. Thank you so much! 🧡❤💛
I love how Zeitgeist adds in no talking, there is alot of people out there that when there doing asmr they will just talk nonstop. While my man Zeitgeist does half of his video talking and the other half not talking. Love Ya Man!♥️
@@asmrzeitgeist After I enjoyed a part of the vid and slept in I must say it's more than a masterpiece, it's an 8D masterpiece 😂 what have you done to my neck? those combs and their sound tho 😍 like some deep purring, it really felt as if there'd be some pawesome furball sleeping right beside me 😍 and my neck got warm and the tingles went straight down my back to my legs 🤩 never had that before (and I'd be still sleeping if only my housemate knew how to close a door without waking everyone else) 😂 forget it, just gimme that kitty... um combs again and I'm off zzzzz 😴 PS: Thank you 😊
I love love that you include talking and no talking sections, that’s so rad I can chill with whatever I feel like that particular day. Love your work as always!
It’s so beautiful seeing how much passion, love and hard work you put on your videos since the beginning. You just keep getting better and better. You’re definitely the best asmr artist ever 🙏🏼 thanks a lot for helping us to feel sleepy, loved, calm and also feel better 💖🇧🇷
É muito bom tudo mesmo!! Mas a voz dele é maravilhosa. Acredito, que relaxo ouvindo mais a voz do que os barulhos (que tbm são maravilhosos). Ótimo trabalho 😂👏👏🥰
Michael, I am still watching but..I am enjoying myself immensely. You are doing a wonderful job with my hair. It looked alittle wild there for a minute but..the end result is great! I really didn't need a shave but you did wonders for my whiskers haha since I'm an older woman. I have never seen you smile so much in a video, you must have had a lot of fun doing this! It's great to see you happy and you have a nice smile. It was delightful. Thank you 😊
Greetings from Brazil 🇧🇷, Zeitgeist! Your videos are the best way for me to forget the nightmare I'm living here caused by the pandemic. Thank you very much! I'm a big fan of your videos and also of Germany, that I wish I'll come back one day 🙂!
Bro this is literally is one of the best asmr I've ever seen in my life and I do not lie when I say I've used at least SEVEN times to this Asmr Zeitgeist is really improving the more he goes on
I'm having troubles with sleep due to important exams coming soon and your videos are very helpful. When I'm listening to asmr I can relax and forget about anxious thoughts for a while. Thank you and other ASMRtists, you're doing an important thing for all of us ❤️✨ and I hope you're doing great 🤗
ASMR Zeitgeist: ‚Enjoy the treatment‘ Me: *falling asleep after a few minutes because it is so abnormal relaxing.* This asmr and this man are from another galaxy. In this world there can‘t be something which is so relaxing...thx for helping me sleep love you asmr zeitgeist
Michael you should make another one of those outer space videos like the sleep clinic one. A space barbershop would be so cool in my opinion! As well as like maybe a spa where you could do misting and sticky sounds. I love the space aesthetic so much. But otherwise I love all of your videos, they put me to sleep like nobody else’s. Thanks for your amazing content!
![RAW | Barbershop Wet Towel Shave Sounds [2+ Hours] 💈ASMR🪒](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Fc2kDenmh18/mqdefault.jpg)
![ASMR ULTIMATE EAR TREATMENT by Doc Zzz | Examining and Cleaning Your Ears [Whispering + No Talking]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/pkXdsn-gw_E/mqdefault.jpg)
Hey sweet insomniacs and tingle lovers, welcome to the ASMR Barbershop! Ready for a clean shave and a proper haircut?? ;D For no talking version go to 45:16 ...Let me know what you think of the triggers down below! See you!! :D
This is insane. Love it. :)
Shaving cream sounds are best ASMR sounds by far and away
These are literally my fave triggers!!!! ❤️❤️❤️
Just what I needed! :D
Video so good have to bump up them Graphics.
BROOOO HE EVEN GOT THE BACKGROUND CLIPPING, BLOWING, BUZZING, and SPRITZING NOISES LIKE A REAL BARBERSHOP SOOOOO PROFESSIONAL WOW 😳😳😳😳
sussy balls
@@reyelias2082 sussy balls
@Riki-Lynn Fivella-Aweau-Quinonez sussy baka chungus humongous lungus balls
@@sheepkashur3308 sussy baka
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timestamps (pardon my english and spelling):
0:00: preview
1:03: whisper intro
3:00: scissors
5:27: blow drier, more scissors, and shaving cream in a cup
6:19: shaving cream in a cup
7:34: wooden container
8:45: rough material towel
11:29: towel, shaving cream, and shaving cream in a cup
12:20: shaving cream on microphone
12:43: microphone scratching with shaving cream on microphone
16:40: hair brushing the microphone (with comb)
19:39: combing, hair brush with bristles, gentle scratching on microphone
20:31 hair brush with bristles
23:20: mist spraying bottle
25:06: scissors, mist bottle, gentle scratching on microphone
25:58: rough 360 degrees brush
28:09: razor
30:03: 360 brush, razor, combing
31:06: large makeup brush
33:44: small combs
35:20: small combs on microphone
36:45 small combs, small combs on microphone, large makeup bruh
37:45: tiny makeup brushes
39:04: air drier
41:44 shaving cream on microphone, hard bristle bruh, big makeup brush
42:40: scalp massage
45:18 more scissors!
47:45: hair drier, scissors, shaving cream in a cup
48:37: shaving cream in a cup
50:51: rough material towel :D
53:32: shaving cream on microphone, towel, shaving cream in a cup
54:23: shaving cream on microphone
56:46: microphone scratch with shaving cream
58:42: more brushing :O
1:01:24: brushing and scalp massage
1:02:16: hard bristle brush :)
1:05:05 : mist bottle :D
1:06:50 : scissors, mist bottle, scalp massage
1:07:43 : 360 comb
1:09:57 : razor
1:11:51 : 360 comb, razor, brush
1:12:53 : big makeup brush
1:15:35 :small combs
1:18:37 : small combs, big makeup brush
1:19:36 : very small makeup brushes
1:20:49 : hair blow drier
1:23:29 : shaving cream on microphone, hard bristle brush, big makeup brush
1:25:17 : scalp massage 1 more time ;)
that took about 20 minutes phew.... anyways sleep well tonight everyone! and let me know if i made a mistake so i can fix it cause i may have fell asleep while doing the timestamps lol!
Thank you :)
thank youu 🤍
You are crazy 🥰
Thank you so much for writing these :)
Thank
This dude didn't even put a single ad in his video, what a legend.
Sometimes at the beginning
@@fortnightnonightyesnight8893 Yeah But this is random
@@fortnightnonightyesnight8893 beginning ads are placed by youtube, not by him. but ad rolls in the middle is his choice but he chose not to
@@manewhairstyle im just saying sometimes theres ads at the beginning
Ofc because it would ruin the asmr duh😅
I love how he’s smiling almost the whole time. This and his newest Halloween one he’s always smiling. I just love it.
Thank you so much! I enjoy the triggers I guess ;D
@@asmrzeitgeist Good, I just love it more when your smiling because then I smile and I can go to sleep smiling lol
That means he loves it too
Wholesome :)
Have u ever cut someones hair before
Classic triggers and smooth simple layout. Enjoying this a lot.
YES!!!
Thank you my friend ... sometimes classic and simple is all you need. :)
TirarADeguello MIIIIKE!!
@@asmrzeitgeist nothing better than that!
You should be frank again
Let’s respect how he puts no ads spends his time making these videos even dresses up tysm zeitgeist
yesss
Nh
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Si no pone anuncios y es respetable pero igual gana dinero y sigue siendo un trabajo no es que solo lo hace por hacerlo (esta bien)
Anime pfp
✨Time Stamps✨
💈Welcome to the Zeitgeist Barbershop!💈
0:01 preview
1:05 intro
3:01 scissors
5:28 combination of triggers (hairdryer, scissors, and shaving cream)
6:20 mixing shaving cream (one of my fav triggers 😊)
7:34 wooden bowl
8:04 mixing shaving cream
8:45 thick textured cloth
11:30 combination of triggers (cloth, shaving cream on mic, and mixing it)
12:22 shaving cream on mic
14:44 shaving the cream off the mic
16:41 brushing the mic
19:40 combination of brush sounds
20:33 rubbing brush
21:31 tapping on brush
23:21 water shaking
23:31 spraying bottle
25:06 combination of triggers (scissors, water spraying, and scratching wind guard)
26:00 scratchy brush (variety of sounds)
28:10 electric razor
30:05 combination of triggers (scratchy brush, razor, and brushing)
31:07 big fluffy brush
33:44 comb sounds
35:21 comb brushing on mic
36:46 combination of triggers (comb sounds, comb on mic, and brushing)
37:45 two small brushes
39:04 hair blower drying your hair
41:44 combination of triggers (shaving cream, hair brush, and fluffy brush)
42:40 massaging mic (scalp massage)
45:16 No Talking
45:19 scissors
47:46 combination of triggers (hairdryer, scissors, and shaving cream)
48:37 mixing shaving cream
49:43 wooden bowl
50:13 mixing shaving cream
50:52 thick textured cloth
53:32 combination of triggers (cloth, shaving cream on mic, and mixing it)
54:24 shaving cream on mic
56:46 shaving the cream off mic
58:43 brushing the mic
1:01:25 combination of brush sounds
1:02:17 rubbing brush
1:02:57 tapping on brush
1:05:05 water shaking
1:05:16 spraying bottle
1:06:51 combination of triggers (scissors, water spraying, and scratching wind guard)
1:07:44 scratchy brush (variety of sounds)
1:09:57 electric razor
1:11:52 combination of triggers (scratchy brush, razor, and brushing)
1:12:55 big fluffy brush
1:15:36 comb sounds
1:17:12 comb brushing on mic
1:18:38 combination of triggers (comb sounds, comb on mic, and brushing)
1:19:37 two small brushes
1:20:49 hair blower drying your hair
1:23:29 combination of triggers (shaving cream, hair brush, and fluffy brush)
1:25:17 massaging mic (scalp massage)
liked, and appreciated.
edit: im pro
@@chicom_gun.4290 okay?
fyi the electric razor is called ”clipper” :)
@@leah-bl9tp they just said they appreciated it
i appreciate your efforts☺🙏🙏
This man is a legend. He added no ads for a hour video and he knows ads give money when u add them. This is literally premium content. I just subbed
This feels so premium that I feel guilty for not having to pay for it
You're goddam right
@@piotrsawicki9582 i am :)
You’re basically paying for it by watching it. That’s how youtube works.
@@convexsix because your attention is a type of currency and you're responsible for what you spend it on.
@@convexsix only through advertisements. And no, the one at the start doesn't count. That one jusr pays TH-cam.
You helped me with pregnancy insomnia, you now help my little boy 4month old fall into a deep sleep! He sleeps all night 🙌🏽 ☺️ thank you!
My pleasure :) That's awesome! :D
Aww
Good pregnancy I guess 😁
absolutely bonkers innit
Wow good for you:)
I love, LOVE how you sometimes do overlapping transitional noises between each prop, where one sound blends into another. You have no idea how much it helps with my tinnitus to have a *constant* stream of noise. Love this and hope you use this technique more often!
Same
Are there any noises that help the best? Or just a continuous stream of any noise?
Wait sorry but i know some people might laugh or something but idk if its the same thing cause idk what that is but when its to quiet my ear rings and it irritates me until i hear noises
Still till this day think he is the most talented & professional ASMRtist.
Fact
he's rubbing a fucking microphone
@@aseriesofgrunts emphasis on the ASMRtist. Im pretty sure thats what ASMR is.
@@aseriesofgrunts did you not watch the video? There’s a lot of aspects to it, you can’t just sit there and touch the microphone if you want to make at least decent asmr.
@@bighutto7875 apparently you can because that's all he did. I have nothing against him personally but you people lose your fucking minds at the slightest things. These people are making noises in microphones, they're not exactly creating timeless works of art...
You will never know how much this video means to me. My father was a barber for over 40 years. He's been gone for over 15 years now. Thank you.
❤️✂️💈
@@peanutbuttertoast7742 ❤
@Cooler 本 Thank you.
@@royarwood5465 I'm convinced you trolls are getting paid to say the most insensitive shii imaginable. No way u said that just for the fun of it😐
@@royarwood5465 yeah but thats kinda why its not funny
My guy really shaved his mic. That's real dedication and deserves a sub.
El mejor gancho comercial
Apela a tu liberalidad
Toca tu instinto animal
Rozando la brutalidad
Te lo encuentras en la pared
En el anuncio del licor
Pegado en un mostrador
Gritándote a todo color
Sexo compro
Sexo vendo
Sexo arriendo
Sexo ofrezco
Sexo compro
Sexo vendo
Sexo arriendo
Sexo, sexo, sexo, sexo, sexo
Ya no hay de qué enrojecer
Es cotidiano ya lo ves
Ahora la virginidad
Es una cosa medieval
Es tu carnet de madurez
Tu pasaporte a la adultez
Ella no es una mujer para amar
Sino un enemigo al cual doblegar
Sexo compro
Sexo arriendo
Sexo vendo
Sexo ofrezco
Sexo compro
Sexo vendo
Sexo arriendo
Sexo, sexo, sexo, sexo, sexo
Sexo, sexo, sexo
Las rotativas de imprenta
Ya están empezando a editar más mujeres desnudas
Y tú tienes una cara de cliente fácil
Tú compras por una promesa de sexo
Abres la boca y te meten el dedo
Y les sigues el juego
Y les das tu dinero
Y te sientes muy hombre
Y me río en tu cara de tu estupidez
El mejor gancho comercial
Apela a tu imbecilidad
Te trata como un animal
Poniendo en claro tu brutalidad
Es un trofeo la ilusión
Que quiebras en la situación
Me estas dando la ocasión
De gritarte con razón
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Gamulán que se duerme se lo lleva la corriente
Tangente de cuarenta y cinco
Gamulán que se duerme se lo lleva la corriente
Tangente de cuarenta y cinco
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
@@EggKingGod 4k
his production quality is the best of the entire asmr community
I agree him and latte ASMR have some of the best quality in the entire community
@@im_tired9181 you should also check out Bakery if you're looking for fully no talking, lands hersdlf a spot in the top too imo
That's true!!
@@im_tired9181 latte asmr is good, but she’s more “basic” if you know what I mean
You all are sleeping on MadeInFrance Asmrtist. That dudes production background props etc. absolutely mindblowing
At this rate, ASMR Zeitgeist content in 2027 will be like:
"ASMR 11D Time Freeze | I will literally clone myself and give you tingles from 11 different dimension at your actual house. This isn't a video. I will physically and metaphysically come to you and cut your beard in the quantum realm."
Already did 32D a while ago ;)
Yeah you’re way behind!
rick and morty? nah zeitgeist and frank.
@@asmrzeitgeist kannst du mal wieder nen Video auf deutsch machen hab das letzte schon mehr als 10 mal gesehen 😅
@@Loco24226 gotcha ;)
the production quality that is put into these videos is incredible 🔥
Can we just appreciate the fact that he probally just woke up and decided to make a asmr video so other people can rest well that is just amazing bro keep up the tingly work!
Thank you so much!! :D I try my best! :D
"an" asmr
@@downup-fx7wr It’s fine, we got the message 😌
@@nightmime8397 just a simple correction, chill.
@@downup-fx7wr huh
Oops Michael Bro ! another Best asmr video👍👍 have a good night 😴😴😴
hey love your vids ;)
я покакал
I had a stroke reading this
Hey man, great to see you here! Thank you for your nice words!
@@zorb12 bruh
I watch these in the middle of the day too. Helps me relax and take my mind off this current world we live in.
same
bro ur pfp is the world we live in💀
@@Reamzyl yours too 🙉
This vid restored my hope in humanity😄👍🏾👏🏾
Fr earth is a scorching heap of dog feces
I just looove how everybody tuned into this as soon as it premiered, even other amazing ASMRtists. Feels like we’re all brought together by Michael like 1 big happy family 🤗♥️
Thank you for coming too :)
@@asmrzeitgeist My pleasure! Thank you for such a relaxing video 😊
His...HIS NAME IS MICHAEL?? NOT ZEITGEIST??
@@SaikoTaiko ik thats crazy riggt
The quality of this feels like you should have to pay
It’s free real estate
You do. With your attention.
Technically we are paying him because he gets money based off of how many views he gets
He has a Patreon and channel membership, you can always choose to support him! For like 2 years, I sent a dollar a month because it's all I cold afford, but I still felt like I wanted to give back after how much how videos help me relax.
“well, a whole makeover basically, not gonna lie”
i felt that deep in my bones 💤
I really appreciate that Asmr zeitgeist has a no talking version and a talking version. You can choose whichever, and it is like 2 separate videos
@@Utilisateur8855 no one cares
@@Utilisateur8855 no one cares
@@Utilisateur8855 no one cares
@@Utilisateur8855 no one cares
@Meuglon Lato no one cares
was ready to head to bed, decided to check my phone for the last time of the day, and saw this in my notifications.
couldn't have asked for a better time.
thank you
Perfect timing indeed! Thank you so much! :D
This man is amazing for his work, man didn't even put ang ads and no talking at the end, this man deserves at least 10 millions subs
This reminds me when I was a small child and I would get tingles when they would use the spray bottle and the scissors. So thanks for the wonderful tingles and nostalgia. 😊
Glad you enjoy some nostalgic triggers :)
@@asmrzeitgeist And I’m glad you make such wonderful asmr for all people to listen to.
You’re the best male ASMR artist on here in my opinion
For me he is one of th e best male asmrist bc I know others that are just as good as him like both are great and Im subbed to both
As a barber I appreciate you holding the shears the right way. Nobody ever does 💈
HOLY HECK!! I haven't gotten tingles like this in a LONG time. They were IMMEDIATE!
I'd be falling asleep but the tingles are overwhelming!! PERFECTION. 💜💜💜💜
Wow, that's incredible! Thank you so much Laci! :)
1 whole hour wow this guy is blessing us
That he is.
haha, that's really sweet of you to say :) Thx
@@asmrzeitgeist ofc :))
Michael is without a doubt the most creative and talented ASMRer on TH-cam. Very clever and original.
My man has hit a grand slam with this one . I enjoy almost all ASMR videos but this one goes above and beyond all I could ever ask for . I am more than happy to support asmr zeitgeist ... the tingles that overcame me at 13:12 leave me at no words . Lastly I am incredibly grateful/mind blown at how his work has helped with my migraine headaches ... just blown away . Sorry so long but I will be honored to support your work my friend .
13:12 poor mic
Wow, thank you so much for your amazing feedback as well as supporting the channel. I'm glad that you enjoy what I do! :)
YOOOO
You joined on Zeitgeist's group? What a Legendary Fan
He takes the simple barbershop triggers and refines it to the next level. So good as usual.
The colour scheme and aesthetic is out of this world.
Uhh, das ist ein Barber - Roleplay auf nächsten Level ☺️🥰
Tausend Dank! Freut mich sehr!
@@asmrzeitgeist kannst du mal wieder ein deutsches Video machen?
This is so high quality...and free...
Over a year later and still the best ASMR video ever made.
Agreed love a barber love asmr why not both
yeah it "aged" so well. I don't think 1 year is old :) but it's my favourite one ever :)
yep, I still come back to this one...just perfect. So many relaxing sounds and triggers I love.
@@thebigeasye772 years
U should watch Fred asmr if u like this type of vid
I'm doing an experimental exercise: Listening to Zeitgeist's ASMR Videos while doing some Thermodynamics Physics. Result: Deadly studying potential 👌🔥
What a wild combination :D
Really wanted him to say “Oh crap. We gotta go bald...”
Gives me flashbacks to when my mom had to cut my hair cause we couldn’t afford to much. But we up now momma I love you
Ah shit i messed up ,we gotta go bald.
God damn it, now I'm gonna be up all night from laughing so hard 😂
Hahaha
AAAAAAAAAAA
You can tell by the smile on his face he enjoys doing this!!! Everyone needs something they enjoy and I think he has found his thing. Keep up the good work brother!
the quality, the dedication, and to keep the level going for this long is such an amazing feat.
I really must say that the moment when he used the hair dryer was one of the best moments of the video, I love those sounds that the hair dryer makes, it's the most relaxing and ticklish, I wish there were more videos with that theme of "wind" sounds ♡
You know it’s finna be good when your shaving a mic in the eighth dimension
Can’t wait to watch this tonight. I know it’s going to be AMAZING!!
Enjoy! Hope you'll have a got sleep! :D Thx!
I’m not sure which I like better. Closing my eyes and enjoying the tingles, or keeping my eyes open and enjoying his smile and cuteness. Definitely a win-win❤️ The best ASMR out there!
I can relate with this, I don't know why😂
i think fred’s voice and zeitgeist are the kings of this asmr concept 💗
Still can’t believe that these high quality videos are almost free to watch. Great job! I give you my appreciation. If I want to spend a nice evening, I switch on your videos and relax
As usual I love your excellently produced content and barber sounds always give me lots of tingles. I did miss the microphone's eyes though :(
Thats nice asmr 😊
@Oh my god they were roommates lmao
@Oh my god they were roommates I'm so ashamed. I forgot his name. The lack of eyes confused me. Sorry Frank 😭😭😭
@@Enigma1990ad her name is liz... shame on you both. Liz is best girl/mic
ah, mmm, yes
we need Frank's
✨ *EYES* ✨
i thought ASMR was a joke then i fell asleep while watching it and i got addicted to it
hahah everyone has I looked it up as a joke and got very tried
Omg this is literally me, I thought asmr was really weird until I fell asleep to it
Nah, u just need to find the right one.
I was looking up hair care stuff... Stumbled on Japanese scalp cleansing spas! ... ASMR found me....
@@daddy-noks same
When he looks at the camera and smiles, HE KNOWS how insanely good he is at this and you definitely are!!! 🌜⭐🌛
The quality of this video is outstanding, you never fail to produce the best content
I literally just watched this entire ad for a blendjet simply because it was in whispers. Not only do advertisers finally know their market, they should be encouraged to do this for all ads
Haircutting sounds! Layered? And 360?? OMG. Love this. Many tingles. Thank you, Michael! You're always an expert at getting dem tingles! 👏👏
Glad you like some good old barber triggers :)
I love the complete change in aesthetic in each each video
Zeitgeist is a true artist.
Thank you :)
Bro how is this free it is like free sleep I fall asleep every time
You can shave my moustache anytime 💜😂
loL and I do love watching your asmr
That's a bit sus
@@MrJoshie333_
@@MrJoshie333_ how is that sus. He said he just loves the videos.... is there anything wrong with liking a girl video?..
@@axyy8198 when the imposter
So simple and clean, Mr. Zeitgeist never disappoints.
He is a pro!
He's outfit is everything!!!
day 1 of asking zeitgeist to do a very long video with like tons of advertisments, I would play it in the background because you really deserve it
Don't wanna wake you up ;)
@@asmrzeitgeist there are countless times where I woke up because of ads in other asmr videos... so I thank you a lot for not putting any in jour videos
Maybe you could put one at the very beginning so it doesn’t wake anyone up
(Sorry if there are some things misspelled etc, English is not my native language... ^^’)
PS: Bonsoir from France
this man is dedicated and amazing
@@asmrzeitgeist trust us we definitely appreciate it!!!
I can't believe I'm watching this for free, high quality!
😳
One of the BEST ASMR dudes out there, Hands down in the top three of ASMR people. Sound, stage, props professionalism. Not gunna argue which place just going to leave that for you people to explore.
Yooo I legit just stepped out of my barbershop 💈 and got this notification that the master has posted another masterpiece! What a coincidence! 😀😀
hey alex ! Do you enjoy zeitgeist asmr ?
Someone got the clean cut, not a bit of peach fuzz in sight!
Enjoy the double barber experience ;)
Me, a woman watching a barber shop video:
Zeitgeist: “so obviously you need a clean shave”
😂
Your last name is Wright, does that mean you're related to the Wright brothers???😲
@@Weird0_12 has to mean that
@@Meddock38 what else could it possibly mean, it just make sense
*looks down pants*
😳
@@Weird0_12 that is exactly what that means
Look this guy is A LEGEND in this literally this guy have the best triggers and also a second channel with ASMR WITH NO ADS what more we can wish
You're the only one who gives me tingles with your videos. So many videos watched and listened but only you brought the peace to me after a busy day. Keep it up, great!!! Sorry my English is not so good but had to compliment you. Greetings from the Netherlands
Thank you so much! :)
Zeitgeist this was so tingly and relaxing. I had a ton of finals this week and today as well. I'm finally done and this is just perfect to treat myself with. Thank you so much! 🧡❤💛
Time to relax :D
I love how Zeitgeist adds in no talking, there is alot of people out there that when there doing asmr they will just talk nonstop. While my man Zeitgeist does half of his video talking and the other half not talking. Love Ya Man!♥️
And another masterpiece from our much-appreciated Zeitgeist 🤩💙
Thank you so much for your sweet words! :)
@@asmrzeitgeist After I enjoyed a part of the vid and slept in I must say it's more than a masterpiece, it's an 8D masterpiece 😂 what have you done to my neck? those combs and their sound tho 😍 like some deep purring, it really felt as if there'd be some pawesome furball sleeping right beside me 😍 and my neck got warm and the tingles went straight down my back to my legs 🤩 never had that before (and I'd be still sleeping if only my housemate knew how to close a door without waking everyone else) 😂 forget it, just gimme that kitty... um combs again and I'm off zzzzz 😴 PS: Thank you 😊
I love love that you include talking and no talking sections, that’s so rad I can chill with whatever I feel like that particular day. Love your work as always!
How can I like this multiple times. Been watching this one for years.
saving this for tonight because it’s going to be amazing:D
Great! Have a good night later on ;)
It’s so beautiful seeing how much passion, love and hard work you put on your videos since the beginning. You just keep getting better and better. You’re definitely the best asmr artist ever 🙏🏼 thanks a lot for helping us to feel sleepy, loved, calm and also feel better 💖🇧🇷
He's there for the 💰💰💰💰💰🤑🤑
@@starkfaktory6920 none of his videos are monetized tho.
É muito bom tudo mesmo!! Mas a voz dele é maravilhosa. Acredito, que relaxo ouvindo mais a voz do que os barulhos (que tbm são maravilhosos). Ótimo trabalho 😂👏👏🥰
Your a legend for putting no ads ❤
I'm not gonna lie this is the most intense tingles I've had in a while
Am I the only one who's heart shattered when I didn't hear "ASMR ZEITGEIST" at the intro?? That always gives big tingles
Me to- I went 😃😦🙁☹️😣😖😭 but I enjoyed the rest of the vid lmao 🤣
Probably one of the best ASMR videos ever created 💎
Michael, I am still watching but..I am enjoying myself immensely. You are doing a wonderful job with my hair. It looked alittle wild there for a minute but..the end result is great! I really didn't need a shave but you did wonders for my whiskers haha since I'm an older woman. I have never seen you smile so much in a video, you must have had a lot of fun doing this! It's great to see you happy and you have a nice smile. It was delightful. Thank you 😊
Glad you enjoyed the haircut sounds. I had a lot of fun making this vid :-)
@@asmrzeitgeist I thought so..you looked very happy 😊. I look beautiful now..thanks to you!
Honey, I love what you do! This sounds really warm and relaxing.
Do you have a plan to make a roleplay video? I am exated to enjoy it!
My boy consistently makes the best asmr content on the website
Z's outfit looking hella classy.
it's really hard to believe that your movies are free to watch
Haha, you better believe it! Enjoy the triggers! Thank you so much :)
It's one of the few that I found that are actually worth paying for as a matter of fact I think I'm looking for his donation or patreon button
The most professional asmr channel, so atmospheric.
My barber just messed my hair up a few while ago…
Thanks Zeitgeist for fixing my hair up! 🙂
Let's bring ASMR to Eurovision. 12 points to Germany
I dont feel hate...
That way the UK could have some points too
@@osama2686 is it strangely weird that I'm proud of 0
how does eurovision work? how do u earn points im confused 😩
@@PynkNoir search it up its rigged..
Ik I'm a little late commenting on this vid but I personally really enjoy getting a hair cut it's so relaxing and warming in a way
Yoooo this stuff got me flying high, listen to this while you’re high man its soooo good
😳
Dang, you right my guy
The sounds are everywhere🤯
@@timo4536 bro has been listening to this for 2 days
Greetings from Brazil 🇧🇷, Zeitgeist! Your videos are the best way for me to forget the nightmare I'm living here caused by the pandemic. Thank you very much!
I'm a big fan of your videos and also of Germany, that I wish I'll come back one day 🙂!
Bro this is literally is one of the best asmr I've ever seen in my life and I do not lie when I say I've used at least SEVEN times to this Asmr Zeitgeist is really improving the more he goes on
Wooooo I’ve been waiting for this! Good job as usual already!
I'm having troubles with sleep due to important exams coming soon and your videos are very helpful. When I'm listening to asmr I can relax and forget about anxious thoughts for a while. Thank you and other ASMRtists, you're doing an important thing for all of us ❤️✨ and I hope you're doing great 🤗
Good luck!! I believe in you
@@pigeon_person thanks a lot
Best quality asmr ever,the 360° was deceiving though
ASMR Zeitgeist: ‚Enjoy the treatment‘
Me: *falling asleep after a few minutes because it is so abnormal relaxing.*
This asmr and this man are from another galaxy. In this world there can‘t be something which is so relaxing...thx for helping me sleep love you asmr zeitgeist
Thank you so much. Hope you get some good sleep & tingles :)
I think his voice itself is tingly enough for me to fall asleep 😄very relaxing
Its more relaxing when I close my eyes but it's soo fun to watch 😂😫
🔥🔥🔥 u r a beast
i expected your content to be a lot different than what it actually is
@@Jalen_Ramseys_Burner ikr that’s sad. But like it’s verified you can’t blame em
Tf
That name🥵🥵🥵
@@TheTophatGuy 😂😂😂
You're such an creative Asmr content creator, much love❤️❤️
Awww thank you :)
He's enjoying this with us. He starts grinning real big when the noises get good. Thank you
Michael you should make another one of those outer space videos like the sleep clinic one. A space barbershop would be so cool in my opinion! As well as like maybe a spa where you could do misting and sticky sounds. I love the space aesthetic so much. But otherwise I love all of your videos, they put me to sleep like nobody else’s. Thanks for your amazing content!