Cake By the Ocean is pretty close. Though the Kidz Bop version reinterpreted that one literally. And for the original I kind of prefer the clean version anyway.
A weird man wearing traded pastel pink covered in tattoos with a creepy mustache singing "yummy" a fanbase of preteen girls just sounds REALLY offputting.
I think the hatred for Bieber was in the wrong era. The hate he got back in early 2010 was unwarranted cause he was just a kid, but NOW? He's absolutely insufferable.
When he started off with "Baby", I thought he was just overrated. But when "Sorry" came out, I thought it was the most selfish, douchey song I ever heard in my entire life. And that was when my hate for Bieber skyrocketed.
He’s always been insufferable. When I was a kid, every girl in school was obsessed with the guy. So of course every dude in the school automatically hated him without the music even being a factor. He was older than all of us by a few years too so it wasn’t just bashing a kid. It was more like hating someone because your crush liked them instead of you.
"Songs like this don't usually give me career-ending vibes but this one does" Justin bieber confirmed to have another 40 years in popular music. Use your power responsibly Todd, please
Justin Bieber in 2010: Shawty is a eenie meenie miney moe lover. Justin Biber in 2020: Yeah, you got that yummy,yum, that yummy-yum, that yummy-yum. Glad to see that even after 10 years, Bieber's songs still sound like a 4-year-old trying to write his first love song.
"Yummy" and its astroturfing campaign is basically the music equivalent of Mike Bloomberg trying to buy the Democratic nomination without competing in any of the early states, and it sucks just as badly
Ironic how people used to bash The Wiggles in the early 2000s, when still listening/they still listened to... you know what, I can't even finish the joke.
Honestly consider all the stuff that happen with him with the law around 2014(?) I'm surprised that hasn't happen yet and, wouldn't be surprised if that does happens
It's funny-- when Justin was a kid, his singing voice was humanity's collective least favorite sound for a while. But now that he's gone through puberty, his voice is the most generic thing I've ever heard, and I can't tell if that's better or worse.
The guy has some weird shit going on. The IG babies and in 2017 his manager had to come out to publicly declare Bieber is NOT a reptilian shapeshifter. wth
The funniest part of this song is that people thought it was written by Danny Gonzalez as a prank. Then Danny went on to make his own version of Yummy that was funny on purpose and better than the actual song.
It's like Bieber heard "Hotline Bling" and thought: "how can I make a song in that style that's even more embarrassing and yet blander at the same time?"
"Do we NEED Justin Bieber?" Shit, I was expecting to wait until you actually got into how terrible the song is before you started making comments this savage, and then you came out with a haymaker.
Because of it's repetitiveness, the music is relaxing to listen to. You can hang out with friends, do chores, write notes, go shopping, etc. while listening to it.
Bieber's album is so hilariously boring, it's amazing. The moment he said "let's get it in expeditiously" I realized he had no idea how to make "mature" music. He was just throwing bigger words into his lyrics.
The irony is that some of the most mature albums I heard from the likes of tool, swans, and dream theater use simple words. Extremely simple. It’s the way they’re put together and how the music itself is
It should be noted that even though Taylor did receive a lot of critical backlash, her chart success stayed constant and she was still selling out stadiums, meanwhile Katy and Justin Timberlake were still hanging on for dear life
Khánh Nguyễn Nah, plenty of stars in flop eras have big fandoms. What they rarely have is enough status as THE main/only popstar for a couple of years DURING their flop era and with enough past critical acclaim to keep them going and and completely inoffensive image even at its worst for the industry to lock onto.
@@Dumb_Killjoy My niece was totally into Taylor Swift a couple years ago. I haven't checked in with her in awhile; I'm hoping she's graduated to Billie Eilish.
Now I'm just imagining what would happened if people started intentionally making love songs about (presumably their) fetishes. Like we could end up with songs that would've been great if it wasn't for the fact it is about some fetish because either you are against that kind of stuff or it's just the subject matter is uncomfortable.
@@daredrogers3884 Can't wait, I'll be observing were the world goes and let the newer generation decide. While we install precautions for them to use and change.
Funny, I once saw this article about the Worst Songs of the 60s that said that "Yummy, Yummy, Yummy" by The Ohio Express was the 60s version of Justin Bieber's "Baby."
I have no idea why people bring up "Sugar Sugar" when they want to rag on inane late '60s pop songs (Yes, even in the era of the Beatles and Led Zeppelin, we still had a steady supply of those) when "Yummy Yummy Yummy" is far worse.
@@Saintnick90 Sugar, Sugar got one of the greatest Simpsons scenes ever. Yummy Yummy Yummy only appeared for a few seconds in a legendary Simpsons scene
You're right about Bieber's lack of persona as an artist. Even with the massive success, I still wonder what is it about Bieber that makes him stand out in the musical landscape.
This! I understand they will report on him until the day he dies regardless of how obscure he gets career wise, but there are definitely more interesting pretty boys out there.
Bieber is bland? He's got a great voice and typically has solid production. He has also done a ton of solid features in the past 4 years. Is he the most insightful.....no. I'd like him to delve deeper into his struggles and his recovery in his next album, but we'll take it step by step. There are far worse artists making music right now, he's honestly one of the better ones on the charts.
@@jamesblack1597 Good for him, I won't get mad about another human's success. I find him to be super bland. Care to explain why you like him so much and maybe change my mind instead of insulting?
@@dangolden8020 Glad you enjoy! His voice sounds expressionless and flat to me, while his production is hit or miss (admittedly I'm not the biggest pop fan), but good for you if you enjoy him.
Song like Yummy is the type of song that when or if Justin ever has children, they will be scared and very confused as to how their dad was ever seen as a teenage heart throb.
"There aren't really any other objectionable lyrics"? Sir. "Bonafide stallion" - a random metaphor that was clearly intended to woo the partner for a remix that never happened "Rolling eyes back in my head, make my toes curl" - expression of ecstasy that sounds less like boning and more like some touristy shamanic ceremony where you lick a frog "Light a match, get litty" - possibly the most painful of Bieber's attempts to sound 'urban'. It doesn't seem there have been any Changes (not sorry) since he was a toddler singing the word "shorty"
It's not really HIS attempt. These songs are all written & arranged by Black "urban" composers, who write pop R&B. This has been going on for decades (Timberlake/ Robin Thicke etc). Just seems a lil odd to hold it against Beiber when this is how the genre works.
it’s weird cause Harry Styles is also 25, and sure he’s not as commercially successful as others (ie charting success) but one thing he’s praised for in his post 1D career is how much his sound has matured. So it’s possible but Bieber is just miserably failing at it...
In all honesty, most of what I've heard from Harry Styles kinda sounds like generic rock & roll and power pop, boring ballads, and not much else. It isn't...bad, per se, but it isn't very exciting or interesting.
There’s a reason Harry and Niall are the only two 1D members still charting. Namely, they’re the only two who figured out how to mature their sound with their audience.
It sounds to me like an R&B song that’s trying too hard to be an ear worm to appeal to the Tik Tok crowd. I also must ask..did they write this and thought they were gonna establish a new slang? Did they think we were all gonna say ‘you got the yummy..’ after this?
I remember watching Lizzo perform Good As Hell on The Real in April / May 2016. Which for perspective, Obama was still president, Prince was alive, Beyoncé had to release Lemonade and Closer by The Chainsmokers was still 3 months away.
Lizzo is insufferable. Don't forget that she got her lawyers to scrub her doing in appropriate things in a fast food restaurant. Plus her bullying people on her Twitter makes her insufferable her only redeeming feature is her singing ability.
I feel like Justin Bieber might've been okay, like palatable even, if he hadn't gotten famous as a kid. I see the bare bones of a decent artist there sometimes, but it seems like that just fucked him up forever.
My mother walking upstairs while watching this: Mother: “Would you like some peaches with cottage cheese?” Me: “No” Mother: “You haven’t even tried them! They are yummy” The word yummy is reserved for 60 year old mothers. Even then it is painful. End of story
@@Robert_B_445 I've tried it. It works really well. Even better with a little paprika on it, and isn't this much more fun than talking about Justin Bieber?
Jesus, Justin beiber’s new haircut and mustache make him look frighteningly similar to the photos of my grandfather when he was in his mid 30s back in the 1970s.
@@twowickie My guess is that he doesn't know what "stallion" means. Maybe he confused it for "mustang"? Either that, or his lady has a lot more going on down there than just being "yummy".
That thing makes him look like the guy in the trailer park who lets his middle school nephew “steal” his cigarettes. Those desperation videos begging people to watch only made it feel worse.
3:53 - So when I heard the Beebs had a song called 'Yummy,' I initially thought he might've redone that '60's one - maybe my brain was thinking of how Aaron Carter redid "I Want Candy" in the early 2000's. I only know the '60's one because it was at the end of a Monty Python episode. Pretty sure they used it because they thought it was ridiculous, too. Also, this music video looks like his producers wanted to copy a bright colored Kpop look but had no clue WTF they were doing.
Also, this music video looks like his producers wanted to copy a bright colored Kpop look but had no clue WTF they were doing." Honestly, I got more of a Katy Perry California Girls vibe from it.
What i'm wondering is why they were manipulating his eyes and mouth, that is the POLAR OPPOSITE of sexy to see a man's mouth just drooping like that. It looks like he's starring in The Mask or something.
@@mimmikibilly Oh yeah, I heard about that as well....although weirdly most of the comments about that were in spanish. But either way, if that was Bieber's intentions with this....well that just makes the whole ordeal even sadder and darker because almost nobody noticed and just thought he was making a really bad, but boring sex song.
The Florida Georgia Line remix of this song sounds like they were trying to make something so bad it was good, they failed spectacularly, and in how badly they failed it somehow became so bad it's good again.
Kraven Doomhammmer I mean he posted a bunch of babies on his Instagram to promote yummy. There still hasn’t been an explanation as to why he posted babies.
For most of my life, I'd never heard the original, "Yummy yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy, " song, and thought it was simply a jingle for local dairy, Tuscan.
How to make a generic song ✅ make it a pop song with a dash of rap ✅ generic trap beats ✅ make it a love song ✅ repetitive lyrics ✅ make it radio friendly
It's depressing, it's like the closest audio equivalent to anhedonia. It sounds like it should be fun, but it's an emotionless drone that can't even make you sad, because to be sad would mean it had some sort of energy or passion.
If I had a nickel for satire on modern pop, then I'd take two nickels when implementing that satire in a song for my idea of an Industrial Metal/Alternative band, Majesko!
I thought this song had a lot more depth initially. In one line in the second part of the chorus..."Get baked, get baked, get baked" I thought, wow, Justin actively fighting back against marijuana stigma by suggesting he and his lover get high. Combating the archaic perceptions around it by bringing it to the mainstream and flexing his cultural Canadian-ness by referencing marijuana legalization! Then I was like, "O he's saying *yea babe* " I want to die.
My real responses to this song on first listen: This starts boring, when does it kick in? *skips* Still hasn't kicked in *skips* Still hasn't kicked in *skips* song ends as boring as it started
Very disappointed that you didn’t bring back your iconic Bieeeberr! intro for this song, considering that this is even worse than anything from My World 2.0
Thing is, there's not much point, cause the little shit Bieber's not really a thing anymore. All we have now is the boring, bland, monotonous tofu Bieber.
@@rommix0 Reputation grew on me after a while though, it holds up better than Lover, it felt more raw. And it actually outsold Lover and outsold Bieber's latest album by 3x. I get sad about the hate Reputation gets lol 😔
After playing Ōkami, I’m convinced Bieber is trying to summon the lord of darkness with this song...yeah it’s a slightly obscure joke but I’m sure someone will get it.
To be fair, Shawn Mendes has already made a song worse than Justin Bieber could ever hope to make, so I'm not sure it's really an improvement. I'll take Harry Styles and BTS, though.
@@cubedmelons876 shawn mendes seems a lot more tolerable as a celebrity than bieber, and personally, i think he's way better looking. his songs arent much better, tho, and he's still extremely bland and presenceless tho - just like with that song where puth (a much better artist ... at least, behind the scenes) performed with selena gomez, mendes was totally overshadowed by camilla cabello when they had a song togther
"Do we need Justin Bieber?" Well that's the easiest question anybody ever asked. I can't think of a single song he's made that was better than mediocre. His best song is Sorry, and all its best elements have nothing to do with him.
I can easily say this with a straight face: This is Justin Bieber's worst recorded song *BY FAR!* Oh yes, I'm going there. Two seconds into this song (if you can call it that) I knew that this was going to hurt. And boy, did it ever.
2:12 yeah, that "Taylor Swift's 'Reputation' Tour shaping up to be a disaster" headline didn't particularly aged well what with it being one of the biggest tours.
@@markuscriticus8278 it's not that he predicted wrong. It's that he used an outdated article (way back in 2018) to say how she's taken a critical damage when that's been proven false because both the album and the tour did exceedingly well (the video was posted in 2020 which is after both the tour and the album was officially deemed as a success) so I don't know where he got the impression that taylor receive a lot of critical backlash from
"Yummy Yummy Yummy" finished second in humorist Dave Barry's Bad Song Survey, one spot below Richard Harris' "MacArthur Park" and one above Paul Anka's "Havin' My Baby." I forgot just how terrible it was until this video reminded me. Thanks, Todd!
That lyric Todd pointed out might have worked if a GIRL had sung it. (In a very disgusting, raunchy way...) But dudes singing that line just makes me think they are male virgins who haven't had the "birds and bees" talk yet.
There's nothing Yummy about a cake left out in the rain. And I expect "moist" AND "preggers" fit nicely with the Paul Anka. Truly, these songs belong together.
Justin Bieber is just not recognisable. I did not know it was Bieber when he released "What do you mean" and I did not know this was a Bieber song as well. Just unremarkable for a star his stature
Though, pretty much every time anyone hears a good Justin Bieber song, they probably always think someone else made it. Though when you hear bad Justin Bieber songs like his 2020 hits and all the songs he made in 2009-2012, everyone knows that he made them.
DJ Cummerbund did a mashup of this song, “Careless Whisper,” and Macho Man Randy Savage, but even with the talent of George Michael and Savage, “Yummy” was still extremely bland and yet endlessly punchable.
when i first heard this song i was like "when will todd review this". thankfully you did. also fun fact running over was supposed to feature ski mask the slump god, not lil dicky.
13:43 Li'l Dicky's line "I'll lock you down -- Pat Beverley" is an interesting choice considering Patrick Beverley is mostly known these days for getting into fights and earning technical fouls. While Beverley does play good defense, he only made the NBA All-Defensive Team twice which isn't as impressive as say, Rudy Gobert or Kawhi Leonard who were both DPOY multiple times.
...there's an arthouse film called "The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover". That is a more appealing take on the disturbing premise this music video implies.
I had a friend at one of my old jobs that was so in love with him. At that time, he would've been 16 or 17. We were 23, going on 24 O_o She wanted to have a birthday party for her son themed after him. Mind you, SHE'S the one who loved him so much, not the kid! Oh, that child is going to look back and hate his mother, lol. I made it clear I wasn't interested in attending.
I can just imagine a picture of the mother and son surrounded by Justin Bieber decorations and she's smiling while he looks like he doesn't want to be at his own birthday party. LOL
@@michaelstrong5383 Oh, that is miserable, haha! Or worse, dying of embarrassment as his mother sings and dances to an all-Bieber playlist. I can only hope the presents were amazing. That kid deserved _something_ to go his way that day.
You have no idea how upset I was the first time I heard “Yummy” at work, bc I meant that it was time for me to buckle in for ten months of hearing that shit on a loop.
"Yummy" may be the only sex song that sounds like the Kids Bop version of itself.
Holy SHIT dude
Cake By the Ocean is pretty close. Though the Kidz Bop version reinterpreted that one literally. And for the original I kind of prefer the clean version anyway.
That.... yeah, that actually sums it up perfectly.
A weird man wearing traded pastel pink covered in tattoos with a creepy mustache singing "yummy" a fanbase of preteen girls just sounds REALLY offputting.
Idk, a couple of Meghan Trainer's songs would also fit that category
I think the hatred for Bieber was in the wrong era. The hate he got back in early 2010 was unwarranted cause he was just a kid, but NOW? He's absolutely insufferable.
The nail has been hit on the head.
When he started off with "Baby", I thought he was just overrated. But when "Sorry" came out, I thought it was the most selfish, douchey song I ever heard in my entire life. And that was when my hate for Bieber skyrocketed.
Y'all ever wonder if we created this monster by subjecting him to such hatred as a child
He’s always been insufferable. When I was a kid, every girl in school was obsessed with the guy. So of course every dude in the school automatically hated him without the music even being a factor. He was older than all of us by a few years too so it wasn’t just bashing a kid. It was more like hating someone because your crush liked them instead of you.
A couple of us might’ve just been ahead of the curve
“A country remix of Yummy featuring Florida Georgia Line” sounds literally too stupid to exist. I thought you were joking.
Yes and it shouldn’t
OMFG Florida Georgia Line could potentially make the remix worse than the original
Nah. It's too white not to exist. What other demographic would such a collaboration even target?
That's the world we're living in, nobody can say a joke anymore because then someone will make it a reality.
@@schris3 We live in the Matrix.
The machines are laughing at us.
"Songs like this don't usually give me career-ending vibes but this one does"
Justin bieber confirmed to have another 40 years in popular music. Use your power responsibly Todd, please
He got rid of Lewis Capaldi though, that was nice of him
It's the power of Murphy's Law
@@SuperJNG18 No. He didn't. Before You Go is actually still extremely popular.
@@MrChaotic4 Damn it!
@@Dumb_Killjoy Toddstradamus*
Justin Bieber in 2010: Shawty is a eenie meenie miney moe lover.
Justin Biber in 2020: Yeah, you got that yummy,yum, that yummy-yum, that yummy-yum.
Glad to see that even after 10 years, Bieber's songs still sound like a 4-year-old trying to write his first love song.
except 4-year-olds would write love lines for their toy truck, or custard.
Still fits.
Justin Bieber in 2030: *wears the I AM NOT FAMOUS bag Shia LaBeouf was infamous for*
Even when he sounded like he was improving with his album Purpose.
He went from sounding like an R. Kelly/Lamb Chop collab to a Barney/Migos collab.
Amazing, truly the mark of artistic maturity.
If I didn't know, I would have thought these were hilarious exaggerations. But these are real unfortunately.
Pretty sure Todd saying "baby, you're the moist" put him on some kind of government list.
Todd is Charlie confirmed
"Oh baby, give me that moist, chunky, yummy yum.." AAAACCCCHHHH!!!
Girl you got the moist
@@Dumb_Killjoy *choke*
I can hear the screams.
@@Dumb_Killjoy
Why did I have to read it in Motto Motto's voice?! X'D
"Yummy" and its astroturfing campaign is basically the music equivalent of Mike Bloomberg trying to buy the Democratic nomination without competing in any of the early states, and it sucks just as badly
Wow. Does Justin even deserve that comparison?
Yes. Yes he does.
Can't wait for all the Jerry Media memes with messages from Biebs asking them to promote his song.
i literally just made this analogy in a discord server last week omg
That is such a brutal takedown of this song, and it's also 100% right.
Accurate
It's really sad when The Wiggles' use of the word "yummy" in a song comes across way more mature than Bieber's attempt at doing so.
Yeah exactly and also Baby is way more mature to
🎶🎵 FRUIT SALAD. 🎶🎵
@@jessicazeller8060 yummy yummy yummy yummy fruit salad!!
Ironic how people used to bash The Wiggles in the early 2000s, when still listening/they still listened to... you know what, I can't even finish the joke.
Surprised Todd didn't make a Wiggles reference
Calling it now; once this inevitably fails, Bieber becomes a Contemporary Christian artist.
I kind of want to see that happen.
Justin boutta collab with Hillsong on the new album, "God Requires Absolute Lack of Emotion or Imagination"
except Intention is stable on the charts 🤷
Honestly consider all the stuff that happen with him with the law around 2014(?) I'm surprised that hasn't happen yet and, wouldn't be surprised if that does happens
Jesus got that yummy, yummy,
That body & blood of Christ, yummy
It's funny-- when Justin was a kid, his singing voice was humanity's collective least favorite sound for a while. But now that he's gone through puberty, his voice is the most generic thing I've ever heard, and I can't tell if that's better or worse.
It's worse. Way worse
At least something bad means more material to work with
It’s better to be hated than forgotten
Jb voice wtf, you have problem
Pray for those children that were posted on Justin’s Instagram to promote a song about that good good
He told them to play it on repeat, on low volume while they sleep😂
Oh, no. That’s creepy.
didnt he post a picture of a BABY on there??? i mean i know the yummy yum is how you make those things....but still....echhh
Jen Flynn-Fletcher Worse multiple babies 🙃
The guy has some weird shit going on. The IG babies and in 2017 his manager had to come out to publicly declare Bieber is NOT a reptilian shapeshifter. wth
It finally struck me how appropriate that an emotionally awkward Canadian had a hit song called "Sorry"
Is it too late now to say sore-y
But that Sorry song is a bop tho. My 2nd favorite Beiber song.
I physically recoiled at "girl you got the moist." Never say that again.
I think of a sponge that’s been wet for two days. Throw it out!
It sounds like a disease.
‘Mr. Patel, the test results came back positive. Your wife has the moist. She has two weeks to live. I’m sorry.’
First the moist, then the preggers
Heather Cameron me too.
I didn’t get why people hated that word until this video
The funniest part of this song is that people thought it was written by Danny Gonzalez as a prank. Then Danny went on to make his own version of Yummy that was funny on purpose and better than the actual song.
It's like Bieber heard "Hotline Bling" and thought: "how can I make a song in that style that's even more embarrassing and yet blander at the same time?"
Yay! Someone who explains why the true level of quality of Hotline Bling and Yummy are near-immeasurably bad, even by late 2010s standards!
@@kieranstark7213 Hotline Bling is a certified suburbs classic
Seppoleon Vervloet 😂
@@kieranstark7213 bruh, Hotline Bling is good tf.
@@kieranstark7213Hotline Bling is literally, unironically saved by the Wii Shop remix
Honestly? Kinda feels good that we're starting the roaring twenties off with disposing of all the overrated artists from the 2010s.
Next target: *megan trainor*
@@achair650 That horse's been dead for a long time, tho.
@@achair650 She's BEEN gone. Ol' girl hasn't had a hit since 2016.
@@cityboy2092 your right, treat myself did kill her off (I think), so next up, let's get *drake*
@@achair650 Slay the dragon! I mean, the Drake!
“party in my tummy” from yo gabba gabba has more emotion with the use of the word “yummy” than this song
I love that song
That show was fire as f*ck 🤣
Fruit salad yummy yummy
@@Thesportsmusicgod Finally! A true intellectual!
@@Thesportsmusicgod bring back the og wiggles
"Do we NEED Justin Bieber?"
Shit, I was expecting to wait until you actually got into how terrible the song is before you started making comments this savage,
and then you came out with a haymaker.
That's the fastest I've ever snorted on a video
I'm quite sick of "generic trap beat". Not sure what the kids like about it so much.
They're so freaking clicky, takes the fun out of percussions.
Theyre boring?
They're only boring if the artist doesn't know what to do with it.
@@raq619 Alot don't sadly
Because of it's repetitiveness, the music is relaxing to listen to. You can hang out with friends, do chores, write notes, go shopping, etc. while listening to it.
yummy is the ‘wiggle’ of adjectives
And the "wiggle" of nouns, too.
Don't go dissing the Wiggles like that! Fruit salad, yummy yummy...
bro, i think i might be going a bit mad due to being inside for too long but even wiggle is more of a bop compared to this song.
Isn’t yummy the yummy of adjectives?
yummy is vile under any circumstances but there are only a few circumstances under which wiggle is vile, i think.
"the mere fact that you call making love 'pop pop' tells me you're not ready"
Words to live by
don't do Magnitude from Community dirty like this
💀💀💀
TackyRackyComixNEO
Pop pop, Captain.
Look, if this is not the worst song of 2020, we're cursed as a people. We don't deserve to survive.
Bieber's album is so hilariously boring, it's amazing. The moment he said "let's get it in expeditiously" I realized he had no idea how to make "mature" music. He was just throwing bigger words into his lyrics.
I only like the acoustic guitar parts
So many parts of this album already sound like an SNL parody of this album.
@@josh44026 same, but even then, I didn't really like his singing, I just liked the guitar playing.
The irony is that some of the most mature albums I heard from the likes of tool, swans, and dream theater use simple words. Extremely simple. It’s the way they’re put together and how the music itself is
It should be noted that even though Taylor did receive a lot of critical backlash, her chart success stayed constant and she was still selling out stadiums, meanwhile Katy and Justin Timberlake were still hanging on for dear life
Timmy Collins because swifties are delusional af
@@kahn5234 Or 4 years old. I listened to her borderline obsessively when I was in elementary school and was convinced I would end up marrying her.
I seem to remember that she was having issues selling tickets at first because they were priced too high
Khánh Nguyễn Nah, plenty of stars in flop eras have big fandoms. What they rarely have is enough status as THE main/only popstar for a couple of years DURING their flop era and with enough past critical acclaim to keep them going and and completely inoffensive image even at its worst for the industry to lock onto.
@@Dumb_Killjoy My niece was totally into Taylor Swift a couple years ago. I haven't checked in with her in awhile; I'm hoping she's graduated to Billie Eilish.
Stay innocent Todd. Never find out what vore is.
also "...no one's turned on by carrots and onions and garlic..." oh you would be surprised
I have. 🤢
Now I'm just imagining what would happened if people started intentionally making love songs about (presumably their) fetishes.
Like we could end up with songs that would've been great if it wasn't for the fact it is about some fetish because either you are against that kind of stuff or it's just the subject matter is uncomfortable.
@@daredrogers3884 Can't wait, I'll be observing were the world goes and let the newer generation decide. While we install precautions for them to use and change.
@@daredrogers3884 Yeah, those actually exist, and they're usually really creepy and disgusting unless you happen to have exactly the same fetish.
R&B Justin Bieber makes me miss Robin Thicke and nothing should do that.
Smae here and I used to like Robin Thick until he turn into a douchebag.
This actually made me laugh out loud.
Yeah, Justin deserves to be associated to the guy from subwa..... oh we were talking about Robin Thicke
At least Robin Thicke could more convincingly sing what is usually a form of black music than Justin Bieber can, particularly before Blurred Lines.
Fun fact: those jello desserts are known as aspics. They were big in the 60s and I used see them all the time at potlucks in Iowa growing up.
What's an aspic?
Expand Donk
Something you tell your teenager not to send to her boyfriend but she does anyway
@@DonkeyBoyVids Basocally jello, but made from meat and with food stuck into it.
So gross jello.
There's a great Facebook group for people who are fans of aspics too, mostly just consisting of videos of 'em jiggling.
Ngl
The only time I ever heard the word "aspic" in my entire life was in Dont Hug Me Im Scared 5
Funny, I once saw this article about the Worst Songs of the 60s that said that "Yummy, Yummy, Yummy" by The Ohio Express was the 60s version of Justin Bieber's "Baby."
Now it’s the 60s version of Yummy
@@Thesportsmusicgod I dunno, Yummy Yummy Yummy was at least memorable
@@flyingcapsicum True, it's annoyingly catchy as well.
I have no idea why people bring up "Sugar Sugar" when they want to rag on inane late '60s pop songs (Yes, even in the era of the Beatles and Led Zeppelin, we still had a steady supply of those) when "Yummy Yummy Yummy" is far worse.
@@Saintnick90 Sugar, Sugar got one of the greatest Simpsons scenes ever. Yummy Yummy Yummy only appeared for a few seconds in a legendary Simpsons scene
You're right about Bieber's lack of persona as an artist. Even with the massive success, I still wonder what is it about Bieber that makes him stand out in the musical landscape.
I think it's name recognition because of how hated Baby was 10 years ago.
Some girls think he cute I guess
Eye candy to girls
it's bc he's got that yummyyummyyummyyummyyu-
This! I understand they will report on him until the day he dies regardless of how obscure he gets career wise, but there are definitely more interesting pretty boys out there.
"Do we need Justin Bieber?"
I've been wondering ever since he stopped making music for teenage girls. He really is just bland.
7 #1 albums in a row cry about it you sad depressed loser
Bieber is bland? He's got a great voice and typically has solid production. He has also done a ton of solid features in the past 4 years. Is he the most insightful.....no. I'd like him to delve deeper into his struggles and his recovery in his next album, but we'll take it step by step. There are far worse artists making music right now, he's honestly one of the better ones on the charts.
@@jamesblack1597 Bieber fangirl huh?
@@jamesblack1597 Good for him, I won't get mad about another human's success. I find him to be super bland. Care to explain why you like him so much and maybe change my mind instead of insulting?
@@dangolden8020 Glad you enjoy! His voice sounds expressionless and flat to me, while his production is hit or miss (admittedly I'm not the biggest pop fan), but good for you if you enjoy him.
Song like Yummy is the type of song that when or if Justin ever has children, they will be scared and very confused as to how their dad was ever seen as a teenage heart throb.
Tell that to Mark Wahlberg's kids
Marky Mark and the New Kids on the Block
"There aren't really any other objectionable lyrics"? Sir.
"Bonafide stallion" - a random metaphor that was clearly intended to woo the partner for a remix that never happened
"Rolling eyes back in my head, make my toes curl" - expression of ecstasy that sounds less like boning and more like some touristy shamanic ceremony where you lick a frog
"Light a match, get litty" - possibly the most painful of Bieber's attempts to sound 'urban'. It doesn't seem there have been any Changes (not sorry) since he was a toddler singing the word "shorty"
The bona fide stallion part gets worse when you find out a stallion is a male, uncastrated horse.
What a sexy thing to call your woman.
@@Oshacompliantshibari ehh, Stallioon is also a slang term for a hot woman (ie megan the Stallion) so it's not that bad.
That second lyric makes me want to vomit unironically
It's not really HIS attempt. These songs are all written & arranged by Black "urban" composers, who write pop R&B. This has been going on for decades (Timberlake/ Robin Thicke etc). Just seems a lil odd to hold it against Beiber when this is how the genre works.
it’s weird cause Harry Styles is also 25, and sure he’s not as commercially successful as others (ie charting success) but one thing he’s praised for in his post 1D career is how much his sound has matured. So it’s possible but Bieber is just miserably failing at it...
In all honesty, most of what I've heard from Harry Styles kinda sounds like generic rock & roll and power pop, boring ballads, and not much else. It isn't...bad, per se, but it isn't very exciting or interesting.
He’s getting huge album sales (including a CD purchase from me). He’s finally starting to get some airplay.
There’s a reason Harry and Niall are the only two 1D members still charting. Namely, they’re the only two who figured out how to mature their sound with their audience.
TackyRackyComixNEO exactly, he’s still the 1D member i respect the most but the music isn’t enough
@@TackyRackyComixNEO Harry Style's music feels like what wrong generation kids from 10 years ago think pop music should be.
It sounds to me like an R&B song that’s trying too hard to be an ear worm to appeal to the Tik Tok crowd.
I also must ask..did they write this and thought they were gonna establish a new slang? Did they think we were all gonna say ‘you got the yummy..’ after this?
That's not unheard of in pop music...remember, Ricky Martin tried to make "she bangs" into a thing
Are you saying my FUCK is OUT OF ORDER?
@@joshthefunkdoc Hey! Are you saying my FUCK is out of ORDER?
Ugh, that phrase makes me physically cringe away from it in visceral disgust.
@@notsae66 What? Are you saying my FUCK is out of ORDER?
This song is highly HIGHLY generic. Sounds like any other trap r&b song out right now. Nothing special about it.
'Cept it's called
10:27 "At one point justin bieber was carrying R&B on his back..."
I'm sorry, WHAT? WHAT, SIR?
Justin Simmons because at the time Chris brown, usher, and Neyo were making edm music
@@5196Tpffan still a bewilderingly bullshit statement
i wouldnt say "carrying" but okay LOL
Jason Derulo was making hit songs at the time. The Other Side and Talk Dirty were released in 2013.
This song doing even slightly better than Lizzo’s “Good as hell” is unacceptable
Yes, Good as Hell is very catchy and gives a confident vibe that women love.
Yummy is boring and uncomfortable.
Good as hell is the best that has been released in 3 years, this is a travesty, I tell you
Maddy Russo It so odd to remember that song came out 3 years ago but feels like it’s only a few months old
I remember watching Lizzo perform Good As Hell on The Real in April / May 2016.
Which for perspective, Obama was still president, Prince was alive, Beyoncé had to release Lemonade and Closer by The Chainsmokers was still 3 months away.
Lizzo is insufferable. Don't forget that she got her lawyers to scrub her doing in appropriate things in a fast food restaurant.
Plus her bullying people on her Twitter makes her insufferable her only redeeming feature is her singing ability.
“there’s no good way to use the word yummy in a song”
um excuse me have you heard the classic song fruit salad yummy yummy?? 🤔
The difference is that song actually written with children in mind. Bieber's Yummy is trying to be all sexy and mature, and utterly fails at it.
@@UncommonDabfish I never said it wasn't.
“I don’t think he’s a grown man trying to fuuuuuuck” -Todd in the shadows 2020
I feel like Justin Bieber might've been okay, like palatable even, if he hadn't gotten famous as a kid. I see the bare bones of a decent artist there sometimes, but it seems like that just fucked him up forever.
My mother walking upstairs while watching this:
Mother: “Would you like some peaches with cottage cheese?”
Me: “No”
Mother: “You haven’t even tried them! They are yummy”
The word yummy is reserved for 60 year old mothers. Even then it is painful. End of story
@@johnbacon4997 That's just plain cute. :)
As a side note, cottage cheese with pineapple chunks in is pretty good, so I should imagine cottage cheese and peaches can't be _that_ bad.
Hmmm I should try that sometime.
@@Robert_B_445 I've tried it. It works really well. Even better with a little paprika on it, and isn't this much more fun than talking about Justin Bieber?
@@hjalfi absolutely
Jesus, Justin beiber’s new haircut and mustache make him look frighteningly similar to the photos of my grandfather when he was in his mid 30s back in the 1970s.
He also looks like Slam Death artist Big Chef, known for such songs as "Dabbed Out Of Existence"
Mr Spectacals Haha, no, he didn’t have pink hair. I was referring to 11:24. That look has some serious 70s dad vibes.
You forgot to mention he wrote this song about his wife and in the song he calls her a "bonafide stallion on the run" lmao
He compared his wife to a male horse? Bold.
@@twowickie My guess is that he doesn't know what "stallion" means. Maybe he confused it for "mustang"? Either that, or his lady has a lot more going on down there than just being "yummy".
@@faiaflrt this song has 15 writer, the fact they all missed it says something about who he has on his team
She's no Charlie McAvoy.
@@allsmiles7106 Yummy has 15 writers?! Those lyrics really required the combined brainpower of 15 people?
He's the epitome of Bo Burnham's "Repeat Stuff"
My god you're right
Jason DeRuloooo
Bieber was actually at one of his shows when he performed that and explicitly referenced Bieber's participation in the corporate cycle.
The Gods Of Public Burnout took Bo Burnham from us way too soon. We still need him.
I miss Bo.
Bieber's *sort of not quite* mustache is so bad.
That thing makes him look like the guy in the trailer park who lets his middle school nephew “steal” his cigarettes. Those desperation videos begging people to watch only made it feel worse.
I also have a sort of not quite mustache.
He looks like Gus Johnson in one video
He looks like a 16 year old who lures kids into his house and never shaves
Micheal Cera WILL be expecting a check via pigeon.
"Smarter critics than me have pointed out that only stuff teenage girls like get that kind of hate"
Wholesome shoutout
Do teenage girls still like this guy? I hope they have all moved on by now...
@@c.w.8200 A lot of the girls who were teens in his early years still like him now. The current teen girls have moved on to BTS.
Sorry Erika, using soul protect isn't going to work anymore, we all know what you look like.
@@a.j.gibson6717 thanks, I got it from here.
My issue is, it seems like Biebs is trying to sound like Blackbear, but he seems to be falling short.
And why on Earth would you copy BLACKBEAR of all goddamn people?
That is fucking.... exactly how I feel. I didn’t have words to describe this.
Blackbear also has a unique persona
This that hot girl bummer anthem... I wonder if Todd will do a review of that song
Mega Ascension that’s a bop though, it’s so easy to listen to
Yummy's marketing smells of desperation and scummy corporation trying to cash in quick.
@@dreamcatcher9689 we were all thinking it
smells like tiktok bait
3:53 - So when I heard the Beebs had a song called 'Yummy,' I initially thought he might've redone that '60's one - maybe my brain was thinking of how Aaron Carter redid "I Want Candy" in the early 2000's. I only know the '60's one because it was at the end of a Monty Python episode. Pretty sure they used it because they thought it was ridiculous, too.
Also, this music video looks like his producers wanted to copy a bright colored Kpop look but had no clue WTF they were doing.
Also, this music video looks like his producers wanted to copy a bright colored Kpop look but had no clue WTF they were doing." Honestly, I got more of a Katy Perry California Girls vibe from it.
K-pop has become a quite popular genre, I see it in the video/aesthetic as well.
What i'm wondering is why they were manipulating his eyes and mouth, that is the POLAR OPPOSITE of sexy to see a man's mouth just drooping like that. It looks like he's starring in The Mask or something.
@@UBvtuber majesstic's video has a theory about exposing a child perdators' ring implying he was a victim of it.
@@mimmikibilly Oh yeah, I heard about that as well....although weirdly most of the comments about that were in spanish. But either way, if that was Bieber's intentions with this....well that just makes the whole ordeal even sadder and darker because almost nobody noticed and just thought he was making a really bad, but boring sex song.
Dude, is this the first monetized Todd video? I don't remember ever seeing a commercial in his shit... Congratulations homie! Godspeed!
"Mom, can we go to Korea"
"We have Kpop at home"
Kpop at home: 2:40
The Florida Georgia Line remix of this song sounds like they were trying to make something so bad it was good, they failed spectacularly, and in how badly they failed it somehow became so bad it's good again.
Yeah it’s a terrible remix
It seems that him and Jake Paul have a lot more in common than I realized....
That mustache makes Bieber look like he's going to be R. Kelly of his generation
Kraven Doomhammmer 2020 Bieber looks like he’s trying to get 2010 Bieber into his van
I mean, Drake already has that title
Not-So-Fun-Fact: Justin actually made a song with R. Kelly back in like 2014 (PYD to be exact).
Kraven Doomhammmer I mean he posted a bunch of babies on his Instagram to promote yummy. There still hasn’t been an explanation as to why he posted babies.
Lmao
For most of my life, I'd never heard the original, "Yummy yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy, " song, and thought it was simply a jingle for local dairy, Tuscan.
Ah, bubblegum pop. "Sugar (bah bah bah bah bah bah) oh, Honey Honey..." Yeah Justin, we really needed that revived...
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 "Yummy" is at best durian pop.
@@EpicB Stinky and an acquired taste? ;-)
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Sure, why not?
Ahh yes.... the song so awful that it caused a global pandemic. Such memories.
How to make a generic song
✅ make it a pop song with a dash of rap
✅ generic trap beats
✅ make it a love song
✅ repetitive lyrics
✅ make it radio friendly
There’s one your missing that apply to Pop, R&B, Rap, and Country: Bøöty
Weeb
It's depressing, it's like the closest audio equivalent to anhedonia. It sounds like it should be fun, but it's an emotionless drone that can't even make you sad, because to be sad would mean it had some sort of energy or passion.
If I had a nickel for satire on modern pop, then I'd take two nickels when implementing that satire in a song for my idea of an Industrial Metal/Alternative band, Majesko!
There ya go, you deconstructed the formula behind most of Drake's recent success and the trolley that Bieber is trying to hitch a ride on.
When you said "yummy remix with florida georgia line" i felt my soul wither and die
I've never understood hate on "moist." Although, like "girl, you've got the moist" does make me shudder.
Moist is a word that needs to be used in the right place at the right time, like using it to describe a cake.
@@YouCanCallMeXoe that's... That's not better
Moist is overhated
anyway, gwen and pharrell's yummy bops
Hey ur the guy from that love like you cover
The acronym for Todd in the Shadows is T.I.T.S.
R.I.P
Oop-
BS! (Big Smoke)
Lmao😹
Trial in tainted space ?
I thought this song had a lot more depth initially. In one line in the second part of the chorus..."Get baked, get baked, get baked" I thought, wow, Justin actively fighting back against marijuana stigma by suggesting he and his lover get high. Combating the archaic perceptions around it by bringing it to the mainstream and flexing his cultural Canadian-ness by referencing marijuana legalization!
Then I was like, "O he's saying *yea babe* "
I want to die.
My real responses to this song on first listen: This starts boring, when does it kick in? *skips* Still hasn't kicked in *skips* Still hasn't kicked in *skips* song ends as boring as it started
This is an accurate description of listening to the entire album as well
"Girl you got the moist"
"Girl you got that yummy"
2020 will be the year of disgusting pickup lines
"Girl you got the streptococcus"
am I doing this right
Hey baby, you got that disgusting
A girl like you could really make me lewgoo
@RETROgeist The wink emoticon is what makes this.
Girl, am I a vulture and you a rotting water buffalo? Cause I wanna stick my head into your orifices.
I should probably delete this.
Just to set the record straight: "sexy" never went away, and Justin Timberlake claiming to bring it back was always BS.
Filthy isn’t that bad either. It’s brazenly unique and I appreciate that.
@@micahwright5901 Its hard for me to hate things,but Filthy is legit one of the most unpleasant experiences my senses had to feel.
14:00: "Country"+"Remix": two words that should NEVER go together in this context.
Not even the first time that Florida Georgia Line proved that to be the case
"Combining food and sex is never good"
*spectre of Carry Out rises and starts to play softly and slowly in the distance*
“I’ll have you open all night like an iHop”
Very disappointed that you didn’t bring back your iconic Bieeeberr! intro for this song, considering that this is even worse than anything from My World 2.0
He's too bored for that I think
Thing is, there's not much point, cause the little shit Bieber's not really a thing anymore. All we have now is the boring, bland, monotonous tofu Bieber.
The would require too much effort than this song deserves.
The Danny Gonzalez version is better tbh
facts
And Kurtis Conners “Yucky”
This sounds like one of Danny’s parodies, but like a bad one.
Your right though Danny’s version is better
Speaking of Man in the Woods, where's the Trainwreckords for that, Todd?
Reputation didn't sink Taylor, though. Katy, on the other hand, you have a case for.
Yeah, Taylor Swift bounced back with 'Lover'
@@rommix0 apparent people liked Lover? So no Taylor Swift episode... Yet
We gotta get the failed follow up album so we can see the real career damage.
@@rommix0 Reputation grew on me after a while though, it holds up better than Lover, it felt more raw. And it actually outsold Lover and outsold Bieber's latest album by 3x. I get sad about the hate Reputation gets lol 😔
After playing Ōkami, I’m convinced Bieber is trying to summon the lord of darkness with this song...yeah it’s a slightly obscure joke but I’m sure someone will get it.
I can't wait for Bieber's next masterpiece, "Happy Sunshine", where it's nothing but 10 minutes of a funeral in the rain.
That I actually want to hear
Shawn Mendes, Harry styles and bts have mopped up justins fan base.
And that's good, they're a lot better.
To be fair, Shawn Mendes has already made a song worse than Justin Bieber could ever hope to make, so I'm not sure it's really an improvement. I'll take Harry Styles and BTS, though.
I really wish some of the fans went towards Charlie Puth or some of the women in the industry.
@@cubedmelons876 shawn mendes seems a lot more tolerable as a celebrity than bieber, and personally, i think he's way better looking. his songs arent much better, tho, and he's still extremely bland and presenceless tho - just like with that song where puth (a much better artist ... at least, behind the scenes) performed with selena gomez, mendes was totally overshadowed by camilla cabello when they had a song togther
@@lydiavalentino they all making simple music mostly about love and i still dont know how people can listen to this at all
If anyone refers to any part of me as yummy, I'm gonna get on the next flight AWAY FROM THEM.
Hey, hey...cannibals need love too...and lunch!
"Yummy" is a word that no one over the age of 13 should ever say. Ever.
philly_ sports
What if they’re just talking about food?
The Wiggles are the one exception to this.
Søme kîd He’s talking about that “Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy” song the Wiggles made.
It’s even worse when you hear old people say it. Which I do, constantly, at my job. >A
I think over the age of 6 is more correct.
"Do we need Justin Bieber?"
Well that's the easiest question anybody ever asked. I can't think of a single song he's made that was better than mediocre. His best song is Sorry, and all its best elements have nothing to do with him.
Check journals out it's his best album and it's really good and you can't judge a singer by his radio hits only
'moist' is only a good word when followed with the words 'brownies' or 'cake'
-urizing, -urizer,
Yummy works with these as well.
"nobody is turned on by carrots and onions and garlic powder"
this just in: todd does not know about hard vore.
I did have flashbacks to the NC's naive comment 'No one wants to fuck bunnies!' at that line
Guttural growl: “bieeeeeeeeebrrrrrrrrrrr”
Chalmers voice
I can easily say this with a straight face: This is Justin Bieber's worst recorded song *BY FAR!*
Oh yes, I'm going there. Two seconds into this song (if you can call it that) I knew that this was going to hurt. And boy, did it ever.
If you remember this era of Todd you qualify for a veterans discount
"I want to give this kid a swirly every time I see him."
damkylan3 Boy, that sentiment sure hasn’t changed. Ten years and still as swirly-worthy
*"Girl, you got the moist."* Todd in the Shadows, 2020. Voice of this generation, of this decade.
2:12 yeah, that "Taylor Swift's 'Reputation' Tour shaping up to be a disaster" headline didn't particularly aged well what with it being one of the biggest tours.
Toddstradamus strikes again.
@@markuscriticus8278 it's not that he predicted wrong. It's that he used an outdated article (way back in 2018) to say how she's taken a critical damage when that's been proven false because both the album and the tour did exceedingly well (the video was posted in 2020 which is after both the tour and the album was officially deemed as a success) so I don't know where he got the impression that taylor receive a lot of critical backlash from
Danny Gonzalez's "Yummy" is way better honestly.
5:27 Is that the Six Flags Dancing guy from back in the '90s/ early 2ks?
Also, when did Beiber think dying his hair pink was a good idea?
"Yummy Yummy Yummy" finished second in humorist Dave Barry's Bad Song Survey, one spot below Richard Harris' "MacArthur Park" and one above Paul Anka's "Havin' My Baby." I forgot just how terrible it was until this video reminded me. Thanks, Todd!
Matthew Loewen I LOVE MacArthur park and the Donna summer version elevates the ambition
Matthew Loewen Yeah, I enjoy it, but it might be secondhand enjoyment from Weird Al’s parody of it. The other two are awful.
That lyric Todd pointed out might have worked if a GIRL had sung it. (In a very disgusting, raunchy way...) But dudes singing that line just makes me think they are male virgins who haven't had the "birds and bees" talk yet.
There's nothing Yummy about a cake left out in the rain. And I expect "moist" AND "preggers" fit nicely with the Paul Anka. Truly, these songs belong together.
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey United in unholy matrimony
“That supplies are grilled cheese sandwiches, thanks mom” had me on the floor
Justin Bieber is just not recognisable. I did not know it was Bieber when he released "What do you mean" and I did not know this was a Bieber song as well. Just unremarkable for a star his stature
And I mistook "Love Yourself" for being a Shawn Mendes song at first.
Though, pretty much every time anyone hears a good Justin Bieber song, they probably always think someone else made it. Though when you hear bad Justin Bieber songs like his 2020 hits and all the songs he made in 2009-2012, everyone knows that he made them.
You brought up Monty Python AND "Yummy Yummy Yummy I've got love in my tummy". They played that as a credits song once.
YES! Played live by packing crates! Now THAT was by far the only proper use of that song.
I'm surprised he didn't mention the Hotline Bling similarity. lol
It's less "Hotline Bling" and more track 39 on a Chris Brown album.
This song is honestly better than Hotline Bling.
@@dangolden8020 I heard a mashup of both that sounded pretty good.
DJ Cummerbund did a mashup of this song, “Careless Whisper,” and Macho Man Randy Savage, but even with the talent of George Michael and Savage, “Yummy” was still extremely bland and yet endlessly punchable.
Print out the music sheets, the lyrics, and a pic of beiber, then stack em, punch em, and then recycle em so the song now has a use
@@smf2k01 I may have to try that because otherwise, "Yummy" is completely worthless.
He's saying "yeah, babe?" in that part? I havent' heard this song before this video but I could've sworn he was singing, "Get baked, get baked..."
I thought he was saying "Get paid" and I wondered how that factored into his sex life. lol!
12:04 has to be one of Todd's best lines, perfect delivery.
I am horrible with hearing consonants correctly sometimes, so I legit thought Bieber was yelling "GET BAKED! GET BAKED! GET BAKED!"
when i first heard this song i was like "when will todd review this". thankfully you did. also fun fact running over was supposed to feature ski mask the slump god, not lil dicky.
Baby: Bieber's worst song yet
Yummy: Hold my ice cream come.
*Sorry:* Is it too late now to consider me the worst?
Also what about Where Are Ü Now?
Imagine thinking Baby was the worst song Bieber ever did
It wasn't even the worst Bieber song in 2010
Baby wasn’t even his worst song back then. Did you forget about Eenie Meenie
Was "hold my ice cream come" intentional or perfectly apt typo 🤔
The ending song should've been "Eat It."
Or "Carry Out", given that the other Justin made that one.
@@EpicB "Carry Out" would have been a great callback joke as well seeing as Todd reviewed it early on in his career
@@EpicB *the better Justin.
13:43 Li'l Dicky's line "I'll lock you down -- Pat Beverley" is an interesting choice considering Patrick Beverley is mostly known these days for getting into fights and earning technical fouls. While Beverley does play good defense, he only made the NBA All-Defensive Team twice which isn't as impressive as say, Rudy Gobert or Kawhi Leonard who were both DPOY multiple times.
...there's an arthouse film called "The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover".
That is a more appealing take on the disturbing premise this music video implies.
thank god ari aster reccomended it or i never would have seen it- masterpiece of a film
At least the food in that (last course being the exception) looked tasty...
"Doesn't matter what he eats; it's all shit in the end." Hey, it fits this song!
How had you never heard the Ohio Express song!? Even Homer sang it.
And Timon & Pumbaa on their show too.
Even bad songs from the late 60's have that comedic factor.
Unless you're called 'Cinderella Rockafella.'
And it was featured in a Monty Python episode.
I had a friend at one of my old jobs that was so in love with him. At that time, he would've been 16 or 17. We were 23, going on 24 O_o
She wanted to have a birthday party for her son themed after him. Mind you, SHE'S the one who loved him so much, not the kid! Oh, that child is going to look back and hate his mother, lol. I made it clear I wasn't interested in attending.
I think I would have gone just to observe the madness.
Fluffymiyster mmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
I can just imagine a picture of the mother and son surrounded by Justin Bieber decorations and she's smiling while he looks like he doesn't want to be at his own birthday party. LOL
@@TackyRackyComixNEO Maybe I should've, lol!
@@michaelstrong5383 Oh, that is miserable, haha! Or worse, dying of embarrassment as his mother sings and dances to an all-Bieber playlist. I can only hope the presents were amazing. That kid deserved _something_ to go his way that day.
I would't be surprised that Beiber's "Seasons" becomes the subject for a TrainWrecords episode in the next five years.
You have no idea how upset I was the first time I heard “Yummy” at work, bc I meant that it was time for me to buckle in for ten months of hearing that shit on a loop.
Are there any Gregs out here?