@Fugitive685well depends, There have been some really extreme cases of karma. A bunch if cultist once slaughtered a boy who refused to join them . 6yrs later , every single cultist involved randomly went mentally insane.U may think karma isn't real but karma loves to come for u when u are at your most comfortable, it comes on the day it will hurt u the most , it comes on the day u expect it the least.
"be gentle, please." This can be taken one of two ways. Either, One, it is what most people think it is. Or Two, it's Peter's depression factoring into his dreams.
It's not that he's had this dream before, it's not that he's had it enough to recognize it. It's that he's had it enough times that he knows to ask that it be gentle.
As one wise man once said, If Paul has a million enemies, I am one of them. If Paul has only one enemy, I am that one. If Paul has no enemies, it means I am no longer alive. If I do not hate Paul, that means he is finally dead.
@@thenationaltimelyactionhou9328 For real, I just want my man to be succeed and be a badass mentor to Miles(who they turned to a Gary Stu, so not even he is safe from shit writers)
Honestly, the fact that Marvel refuses to let Spider-Man be happy and have his two girlfriends for more than one comic before the whole relationship gets sold to a demon to save Aunt May for the 90'th time is the reason I stopped reading the newer books altogether. Then Zeb Wells came on board and boy, was I encouraged not to come back. Thank god for the Ultimate series otherwise us Spidey fans would dying of thirst in the middle of a desert
@@bloodrosereaper2099 whats a harem? also which Spidey figure do you have? i have the Marvel legends RYV spidey and the mafex 185 Spidey, the mafex 185 is my fav (i have more spideys, those are just my classic suit ones)
The head of security at Marvel HQ on the phone to the editors after this comic went out: Yes, we located the bone thrower who slipped the script in and escorted him off the premises… Yes, we’ll notify DC and the lesser companies to be wary of him as per protocol… Yes, we’ll increase walk arounds as a precaution.
Next to Peter, Shocker has to be the unluckiest SOB in the Marvel universe. He gets beaten to a pulp by Luke Cage, and Iron Fist, (to add insult to injury Luke Cage rips the Thunderbolts badge off of his costume) he’s practically the “punching bag” of the Sinister Six ( - 1) in Superior Foes of Spider Man, the long term effects of using his costume is giving him CTE (punch drunk syndrome) and him getting beaten with bat by MJ and the Black Cat is mayonnaise on the crap sandwich. The only thing close to a break Shocker would get is if Songbird gives his Thunderbolts badge to Diamondback, and Diamondback applying liberal amounts of sanitizer to get Shocker’s stench of bad juju off which would be lol gold
IMO, the last great Spidey story(even tho it wasn't about him lmao), after that is just mid or flat out trash, MJ and Felicia's friendship here is SO FUCKING GOOD, as someone who hates love triangles, it was nice them bonding over Pete and relating to his frustrstions(and the Gwen namedrop was nice, seeing they forget Gwen was his too), though the "dream" part and the dumptruck ass part got laughing so hard 😂😂
Ngl, spiderman asking for them to be gentle means that he don't get love even in his dreams. They really do be roughing him up even when he's not awake, both literally and figuratively.
4:28 wtf I read a porn comic that opened like this Edit: there will be no sauce, for should I give the source, I would perpetuate a cycle of porn addiction, sadness, and anger, and I, of good sound and body, will not give you the source, YOU SHALL NOT JERK!
Guys, let us all end the dark age of Peter Parker and make a new one where the light shines on him daily after everything he has been through. Spidey has saved more children than schools, more elderly than retirement homes, more adults than the police and more souls than churches Does that sound like someone who deserves even ONE bad day? Peter should be celebrated like DC's Flash in his hometown.
Black cat’s lament about being bad girl to peter makes me wince satisfyingly😢❤ Cool comic. Black cat does her own thing, usually stealing. Be sex appeal. Kind of morally grey I guess
It should canonically happen. Somebody should do it. We need this and Peter needs this to happen.. you know the three and something. Spider-Man with 2 wives.
Fun story with Amazing art. When did MJ learn to rappel down a skyscraper like that? And beat Shocker in a fight with no powers? I often think that at some point, Black Cat and MJ got in a catfight over Spider-Man, and he's powerless to stop them. From being so turned on. And his friends Human Torch and Daredevil drop by to check on him, see the women fighting, and choose to stay.
@Mick2184 Understandable, it's pretty old lmao also about Gwen, I really want more cartoons of her with Peter since they just give her to Miles lmao(I that MJ was written better, the Spectaculat and 2003 are peak her ngl)
yeah spider-man isn't actually unlucky, after he has slept with both mj and black cat the universe thought his luck was way too high and is still trying to get it down to normal levels to this day
“Oh it’s that dream again” Peter is just us guys fr💀
Real
💀💀💀
YOOOO
💀💀💀
man’s not that different
Spider man is the unluckiest guy ever, but when man gets lucky, he gets LUCKY
Karma kinda works that way. You get unlucky for a week straight, you get billionaire-level (virtually) lucky the eighth day.
@@hahnpark1037Karma is fake lol
The Man mentioned
FACTS 👌😂🎉
@Fugitive685well depends, There have been some really extreme cases of karma. A bunch if cultist once slaughtered a boy who refused to join them . 6yrs later , every single cultist involved randomly went mentally insane.U may think karma isn't real but karma loves to come for u when u are at your most comfortable, it comes on the day it will hurt u the most , it comes on the day u expect it the least.
“Please be gentle.” Bro getting straight teeth in his own dreams💀💀
Makes you wonder what he dreamed of before to say that.
@@thanqualthehighseer probably something similar to “who getting the best head” audios. If ykyk
You never know, Spidey might be the pegging type.
_Oh my_ 🤭
@@thanqualthehighseerhe was definitely getting pegged
"be gentle, please." This can be taken one of two ways.
Either, One, it is what most people think it is. Or Two, it's Peter's depression factoring into his dreams.
Please the second, because that became too funny 🤣
He's either trolling or genuinely serious
“Oh it’s this dream again” You know Spider man you and I are not so different
Or his depression kicks and and he sees threats.
@@donellebullock7404 the depression is also relatable
Green goblin ahh speech😂
But fax though
Lmao
FACTS 👌😂🎉
Peter is lucky af pulling two baddies that are caked up
His power is a blessing disguised as a curse
99% of his life: living hell
The 1%:
After losing everyone and everything you held dearly 💀
@@treetreetreetreetreetree3 Worth
It's not that he's had this dream before, it's not that he's had it enough to recognize it. It's that he's had it enough times that he knows to ask that it be gentle.
I mean if I were peter I would ask to
I would just let loose
As one wise man once said,
If Paul has a million enemies, I am one of them.
If Paul has only one enemy, I am that one.
If Paul has no enemies, it means I am no longer alive.
If I do not hate Paul, that means he is finally dead.
beautiful words
Spider-Man: *Exists*
Marvel Editorial: "I hate the way that you walk the way that you talk I hate the way that you dress!"
@@thenationaltimelyactionhou9328 For real, I just want my man to be succeed and be a badass mentor to Miles(who they turned to a Gary Stu, so not even he is safe from shit writers)
I hate the way his face disintegrates into chalk
Peter got that RIZZ
Maximum rizz, minimum luck
2:32 I'm glad Rhino is getting recognised as the chill dude he really is
chill........lol......you havent been up to date with him right.
they went edgy with all his villains
Nah, he originally was chill@@bladerj
@ not really, he originally was a soviet hitman, so he was never chill.
The fact shocker such a small threat mj and blackcat can beat him
which makes 90s Symbiote Spider-Man chasing shocker even funnier
SHOCKER!!!!!!! YOU CANT ESCAPE ME!!!! ILL CHASE YOU TO THE END OF THE EARTH.
With *BASEBALL BATS!*
Peak Spider-Manposting
if peter ever feels like giving up being spider-man just make him remember this moment
Honestly, the fact that Marvel refuses to let Spider-Man be happy and have his two girlfriends for more than one comic before the whole relationship gets sold to a demon to save Aunt May for the 90'th time is the reason I stopped reading the newer books altogether. Then Zeb Wells came on board and boy, was I encouraged not to come back.
Thank god for the Ultimate series otherwise us Spidey fans would dying of thirst in the middle of a desert
I mean, there's always the Tobey Andrew and Tom movies, the miles ones too, all the animated shows, and if you want, ACTION FIGURES
@Spidey616Gaming oh totally with the action figures. My Spidey has a harem going and I'm still adding to it
@@bloodrosereaper2099 whats a harem? also which Spidey figure do you have? i have the Marvel legends RYV spidey and the mafex 185 Spidey, the mafex 185 is my fav (i have more spideys, those are just my classic suit ones)
@@bloodrosereaper2099 still waiting for a cheap morrigan to put with Chun-Li and spidey
I didn't think anyone could find a way to make Black Cat even hotter, but DAMN she wears that hood well! 😂
I never thought I would see Mary Jane Watson dressed up in Black Cat's outfit, but I absolutely love it.😍👩🏻🦰🖤🤍🐈⬛
1:52 PERFECT 😂
Parker is so relatable 💀💀💀
Not this issue ☠️
very well edited, dropping a sub
Thanks maaan appreciate it 🙏🙏
@@EskimoComics Notice how when Pete wakes up it's night but when they on the roof it's turning morning. Time passed somehow between then
4:49 rizzing up peters girlfriend
"Be gentle please" is WILD, bro having cultured dreams I see
4:28 this Will be the favorite comic moment of mine .😜❤❤
The head of security at Marvel HQ on the phone to the editors after this comic went out: Yes, we located the bone thrower who slipped the script in and escorted him off the premises… Yes, we’ll notify DC and the lesser companies to be wary of him as per protocol… Yes, we’ll increase walk arounds as a precaution.
Next to Peter, Shocker has to be the unluckiest SOB in the Marvel universe. He gets beaten to a pulp by Luke Cage, and Iron Fist, (to add insult to injury Luke Cage rips the Thunderbolts badge off of his costume) he’s practically the “punching bag” of the Sinister Six ( - 1) in Superior Foes of Spider Man, the long term effects of using his costume is giving him CTE (punch drunk syndrome) and him getting beaten with bat by MJ and the Black Cat is mayonnaise on the crap sandwich. The only thing close to a break Shocker would get is if Songbird gives his Thunderbolts badge to Diamondback, and Diamondback applying liberal amounts of sanitizer to get Shocker’s stench of bad juju off which would be lol gold
IMO, the last great Spidey story(even tho it wasn't about him lmao), after that is just mid or flat out trash, MJ and Felicia's friendship here is SO FUCKING GOOD, as someone who hates love triangles, it was nice them bonding over Pete and relating to his frustrstions(and the Gwen namedrop was nice, seeing they forget Gwen was his too), though the "dream" part and the dumptruck ass part got laughing so hard 😂😂
Mary Jane and black cat
TAKE MY MONEY
Thank da hood for making spiderman catch a break with 2 baddies
Damn straight he is. He’s Unlucky but he got all the ladies to help him😏👍
The look MJ gave to Black Cat is so funny😂
Ngl, spiderman asking for them to be gentle means that he don't get love even in his dreams. They really do be roughing him up even when he's not awake, both literally and figuratively.
I wouldn’t call it luck if mjs involved
He may have bad luck but at less5 he’s got mad rizz.
Peter: Loses everything
MCU Thor: "first time?"
4:28 wtf I read a porn comic that opened like this
Edit: there will be no sauce, for should I give the source, I would perpetuate a cycle of porn addiction, sadness, and anger, and I, of good sound and body, will not give you the source, YOU SHALL NOT JERK!
Sauce?
Nigga dont leave us like this the fuck
tell me the name for research purposes
@@HolyStarling198 you're no better than us. Step down from your pedestal of superiority and GIVE US THE SAUCE
@@saatvikkalra6061 I mean not to be superior, but rather to stop others from doing something they may regret during “moments of clarity”
"IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM!"
Imagine how much swag the man would have if the Marvel writers didn't hate him.
peter really out here min-maxing luck
this is a dream I didn't know I had or wanted. also love the sokka pfp
I’m just gonna say this, you are a real one for not being lazy and just making an ear piercing Ai voice read out everything.
Another plus on the "i wanna be spider man" bucket list
Guys, let us all end the dark age of Peter Parker and make a new one where the light shines on him daily after everything he has been through. Spidey has saved more children than schools, more elderly than retirement homes, more adults than the police and more souls than churches Does that sound like someone who deserves even ONE bad day? Peter should be celebrated like DC's Flash in his hometown.
peter is a MENACE with this dream bro
Marvel: makes the unluckyest guy ever
Marvel: give the guy 2 absolute 10/10 to compensate all the pain
The writers are the true villains.
Peter gets the most crap, so they compensate by giving him all the baddies
Man, Peter gets the bag every single time, I wish girls could acknowledge me and date me, let alone do this just after I woke up after a coma
Damn dude you alright?
@@Hardfor72hours yeah, I'm just lonely
@@copper-dragons I’m sorry bro hope it gets better
Yknow people say that Spider-Mans one of the most relatable characters.
0:33 henry from kid danger??????
Imagine in his sleep he’s like “Mmmm Felicia” 😂
Black cat’s lament about being bad girl to peter makes me wince satisfyingly😢❤
Cool comic.
Black cat does her own thing, usually stealing.
Be sex appeal.
Kind of morally grey I guess
Peter got it good
You, my guy, just earned a sub.
Keep it up!!!
So mj canonically got bigger dump truck. No wonder why peter chose mj
Why did they go to all that trouble finding that hood when they could have just... taken down the thug-level stooge in the hospital room?
For the funny
I'm sick and tired of Peter suffering everyday I feel sorry for him.
Spiderman and Nightwing are always getting hurt and traumatized by writers......
Peter/Mary Jane/Felicia probably should be endgame, if only Marvel had the balls to go there.
ALERT THE TOWN FOLK THE GOAT HAS DROPPED ANOTHER BANGER
4:30 if he really got what we think he got, the clarity after that would be 💀
It should canonically happen. Somebody should do it. We need this and Peter needs this to happen.. you know the three and something. Spider-Man with 2 wives.
Spiderman deserves 2 baddies after all he has been through,someone should make it happen
Spider-man when it comes to pulling fine shyt 🍳👨🍳🔥🔥
Oh lordy, could I DREAM a sweeter dream??
Batman and spiderman might not have luck with life but they do with the ladies
make more videos, this was really good
Fun story with Amazing art. When did MJ learn to rappel down a skyscraper like that? And beat Shocker in a fight with no powers?
I often think that at some point, Black Cat and MJ got in a catfight over Spider-Man, and he's powerless to stop them. From being so turned on. And his friends Human Torch and Daredevil drop by to check on him, see the women fighting, and choose to stay.
AKAZA JUST CAME OUT OF NO WHERE
MJ looks like the nurse who comes to make sure you are ok or not
Black cat looks like the nurse who comes to MAKE SURE you are ok
4:25
wait since he's dreams about it, that means somewhere in the multiverse....
I celebrated paul at first since i was rooting for spidey and cat since forever but then they just removed her aswell 😢
5:01 you are right ❤🎉
So that's where the Morrigan Comic came from
W vid
Oh my gyatt peters a real one for saying that let's hope they were gentle 😈🙏🏼
I like who Mary Jane, Black Cat and Morrigan became brave queens for Spidermans like a sisters of heroes
@@dinmislightninggamer7116 Put Gwen in there too, she was Pete's girl before MJ
And a better girlfriend than MJ, also is that morrigan from MvC
@Mick2184 Morrigan from Darkstalkers but you're not wrong about her being MvC lmao
@@rodrigosilvalamim8054 I've never played darkstalkers
@Mick2184 Understandable, it's pretty old lmao also about Gwen, I really want more cartoons of her with Peter since they just give her to Miles lmao(I that MJ was written better, the Spectaculat and 2003 are peak her ngl)
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOT HIM IT'S NOT FAIR 😂🎉
Peter's the luckiest when it comes to getting baddies
why is this reccomended to me on nnn well stay focused brothers do not fall to the HORNEH
Peter needs this
yeah spider-man isn't actually unlucky, after he has slept with both mj and black cat the universe thought his luck was way too high and is still trying to get it down to normal levels to this day
damn mj becoming hot
please let peter's dream come true brother needs a break
i loved the edit man
How did our friendly neighborhood Spidey here got 20.. normal people usually do one lover....Spidey got 20
Uncut version of the comic on the artist's patreon ;)
0:46 same, what?
Whomever did up Morrigan and Spiderman was spot on
“Dump truck” know what Marvel has fucked a lot of things up recently but that…..that needed to be cannon GET IT PETER!!!!! WOOOOO!!!!!
The way I threw my fist in the air in happiness bruh honestly
Very good video, slow pacing though. You deserve a sub though.
I appreciate it! Thank you 🙏
Bros dreams literally came true
4:28 Peter: Thank You JESUS!
It's like I watched Baby's writing
Then Peter wakes up half dead fighting morlun
i gotta read this now, haha thanks!
Its basically like golden experience reqiuem but instead of death its having something horrible happen
My funny theory is the reason why the writers hate Spider-Man so much is because he can get all the women he wants and the writers can’t 😂😂😂
So I want to get into the Spider-Man comics does anyone have any recommendations as to where to start?
The ultimate (the new one not the old one) spiderman.
Comics are like a swimming pool. Jump in wherever you find appealing, but it's common knowledge to not read One More Day or Sins Past.
@@Doodle-MeWasHere also dan solt
Ik, watch every scene of the Sam Raimi trilogy after he becomes Spider-Man, just sadness
Slightly relating to Black Cat isn't something I had on my bingo card.