Key point of being doom metal:
1. 4:20 long intro
2. 40 minute riffs
3. no Finland = not doom
4. no headbanging
5. tune your guitar very low
6. no emotion on stage
7. every day is a funeral
8. if a song is less than 40 minutes it's not doom
9. rip satan
10. must listen to Dopesmoker at least 8 times every 20 minutes
11. black Sabbath invented Satanism in 1999
12. sing as low as humanly possible
13. smoke lots of weed
14. don't eat too fast
15. don't drive to fast
16. rip Dion
17. cocaine is for pussies
18. know as many weed dealers as possible
19. smoke weed with Tommy Eyeohmy
20. communicate solely through Ouija boards
21. Dio ruined Black Slabbath
22. Fuck dio
23. leave black slabbath alone
24. rip dio
25. rip David gold of slapnutz
26. you can only be buried in Mt. Pleasant Cemetery
27. let Me take a selfie
28. that's so burzum
29. drone
30. rip satan
The one exception to rule 15 is Acid King, because of Drive Fast, Take Chances
my favourite Doom metal band is Gorillaz
@@jackloves8008s it is lmao. We all know that the best grindcore band is Coldplay
Bit late but once this kid in my class said he was into metal so I said who’s your favourite metal band he replied with gorillaz and I thought I made a new friend
"As a doom metal vocalist, I absolutely despise black metal bands, you know Mayhem, Gorgoroth, Foo Fighters,"
Oh my God, I died at that part..
Lol Foo Fighters aren't Black Metal. Black Metal is like Blink 182'and Black Veil Brides. You know BVB is Black Metal because it has 'Black' in their name, like the best Black Metal band out there, Black Dahlia Murder.
+Conflict TV The best black Metal band is Taylor Swift.. omg you stupid fuck
Oh fuck we are 45mins late, don't worry, we only missed 2 notes :)))))))
Foo Fighters are my favorite black electronicore band
Doesn't even match the epic darkened gothic electronic symphonic pornogrind sound of metallica
Foo Fighters are nothing compared to the Beach Boy's post pop-punk brutal sludgegrind sound.
Muddy waters, pioneer of electro-pornocore darkened progressive nintendocore
Sirjustin101 But are they death rock like Justin Bieber? No-no one likes death rock, fuck Justin Bieber. Fuckin' lame ass band. I mean _what the fuck_ *_is_* a goddamn McFuckin' Michael Jackson? Who names their melodeath shit "Michael Jackson?" Seriously, fuck Justin Beaver.
Make a video called how to be a Phil Anselmo
How to be Phil Anselmo:
Smoke A LOT of cigarettes
Come from Texas
Smoke an ass-ton of cigarettes
Beat up anyone who looks at you
Smoke a metric shit ton of cigarettes
Did I mention cigarettes? And beer...
The Woods of Ypres references had me laughing pretty hard, great vid guys.
"I don't see any Woods of Ypres shirts just woods of POSERS"
10/10 right there
Should of called him ozzy osboner
Okay ,finally, after spending like 15 minutes searching for the song I found that the song at 1:44 is from electric wizard's 1st album and it's called stone magnet
"That's so Burzum"
Lmao when he said Foo Fighters were a black metal band XD
I hate black metal bands like Mayhem, Gorgoroth, Foo Fighters lmao
"I actually once smoked weed with Tommy Ioimi himself while he recorded for The Beatles."
Holy shit that made me laugh, and the rant about Dio with Planet Caravan playing in the background did too.
My favorite doom metal band is Ariana Grande
Mosh pit has too much movement
Was expecting everyone to just stand still smh
"how many times have you listened to dopesmoker in the past twenty minutes?"
a third of a time.
This is now one of my favorite videos of all time.
7:52 the only thing i would have never expected from this video is finding glenn gould's grave in it omfg
3:39 RIP David Gold
How to be a grindcore vocalist
+inputsilver9 for pornogrind literally all you have to do is replace 90% of the vocals with toilet noises then the other 10% is just gurgling
and somehow its still good
I died at Holy Driver XD 6:30
FUCKING SLAYER....whoops I mean FUCKING SAINT VITUS
Doom, stoner, and sludge metal is technically the "triplets" of metal genre and I know and love doom enough to say drone and doom don't sound the same, just sayin lel
Stoner, Drone and Sludge are deriviatives of Doom Metal. Stoner is Doom fused with Psychedelic Rock, Sludge is Doom fused with Hardcore wheras Drone is Doom fused with Drone music.
this guy is spot on in every video he makes.
Dion ruined bath salad.
Rip Peter Steele :(
7:37 is the greatest doom metal song of all time.
Blaze It Alucard I can see where you'd get that idea, but Its more of a brutal deathcore pornogrind with jazz and prog flavoring.
+Geoff Nicosia I heard that Phil anselmo hates black peop- I mean black metal
I liked your videos before, but now I absolutely love them. WOY stuff was awesome!
This How to be a vocalist series.
It wins
I really love Bobby Liebling’s vocals on this
You actually went to Mount Pleasant Cemetery. The legend.
“Do you think Ghost B.C is doom metal?”
“I don’t really know”
I bet Chris was watching him and if he said yes he would’ve moshed the crap outta him
I don't know why this is listed as comedy when this is some of the most educational content on TH-cam. Fuckinaright
idk why but, im still kinda surprised till this day, that most of my favourite jhoffilms video are being recorded close to where i live now, and as a doon metal fan myself, i apreciate the work/humour you guys put into ur videos. Cheers! 🤘🏽
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Glenn Gould was the greatest doom metal vocalist of all time.
Fucking Foo Fighter LoL
Do how to be a Prog Metal vocalist! (Canada has had several prominent prog vocalists, Geddy lee and James Labrie for starters)
Yeah, it'll be cool to see him do Geddy Lee and especially if he wears the robes lol
Was that really Glenn Gould's grave? RIP. ...
... Funny fact, he was a classical pianist that recorded the Mozart's sonatas in a much slower tempo than what was considered standard, making a joke of other piano players, who were taking the speed of playing as some high goal in music instead of musicality. So if that was your intention, props. He had a doom fase.
One of your best videos! Thanks for mentioning Finland btw.
Davey Grohlton would be THE best candidate to fill in peter steele in Type 8 Positive
FUCKINN THRASH BEEEEEAAAAATLES !!!!
I'm from northern Finland so I'm so fuckin doom!!!\m/
Fucking Karpizzle actually has me saying "Black Slabbath" whenever I'm talking to someone about Black Sabbath. Thanks for that.
I almost forgot about Peter Steele and now I have to go listen to his Black Sabbath cover stuff
I notice you can't grow a full beard, but you could most likely grow some thick sideburns. Preety Doom \m/
It's literally impossible to listen to dopesmoker 8 times in 20 mins lol
This video got me into woods of Ypres. Thank you very much. I love this band.
The song is My Funeral Dreams by Candlemass
LOL. "that's so burzum!"
"Do you think Ghost B.C. is doom"
"Yeah kinda I guess"
"Who the fuck does Dio think he is" is my favorite line of all time
That Woods of Ypres reference got me, nice one.
What was the song playing while he ate the cookie?
Six years too late, but the song is My Funeral Dreams by Candlemass.
This video is the sole reason why I am listening to woods of ypres. Thanks guys!
Does anyone know of any doom metal band that does the conductor thing live??? If so please tell me what video it is!!
Black Slabbath haha!
Rip Eazy-E best vocalist Brass Salad ever had 1999-2005. Best Grindcore band.
Mt. Pleasant? do you reside in Vancouver?
my right ear loved this
but seriously this was great
There's a Mt. Pleasant Cemetery across the river and im tempted to find a Gold grave to honor this ancient shitpost
Fucking SLAAAAYEEEEER
Oh wait... Wrong video
This is beautiful.
Oh my lord, the grave of Glenn Gould, holy fuck. he was such an ispiration when i started playing piano!
perkele mainittu
Mayhem, um.. Gorgoroth, Foo Fighters HAHA
My favorite vid from Karpizzle. Lol
i think how to be a NWOBHM (new wave of brittish heavy metal) vocalist would be good
Lol Peter Steele!
Are the Melvins considered doom metal? I know recently they haven't been as doom as before but it always makes me feel awkward when people consider them grunge. I think they're more doom/experimental.
YourMotherKills they probably are the most experimental Metal band out there. Anyway, they are considered Sludge Metal pioneers together with Mastodon, High on Fire and Crowbar
What's the song in the intro
There was a Joy Division shirt in the back. They're a punk band but they had a lot of dark lyrics. The singer did feel his inner demons were taking over and then later killed himself in 1980.
What's the song in the intro?
Into the deepest depths of a thousand hells of the cataclysm of the wrath of the devil 666 - Metallica
name of the oppening video song?
What was the first song Mother Nature has crossed the line?
Everything he says makes me think of Ghost
Cannibal Bunny
When i look over the video again
I spoke too fast
Some of his references were about Ghost tho. Lol
+Diamond Lu Dickwad
any recommendations? i don't listen to alot of doom, I'm not into fast music
i know type o negative, sleep, black sabbath, Sunn, electric wizard, dopethrone
Ayyy Toronto!😂
Does anyone know what song was playing at 4:11? Please tell me
Songs shorter than 40 minutes are a fucking grindcore
This video made me want to listen to Woods of Ypres again and cry ,___,
Foo Fighters are totally black metal
***** nope, they're grindcore
*****
Foo Fighters really started as a Technical Grind Death Nu Doom Grunge Thrash Black Metal Band but they switched to Heavy Pop thrashing Death Rapcore. Like Justin Bieber and new Metallica.
***** Nope, they're shit.
Oceans Deceased DUDE FOO FIGHTERS ARE FUCKING BRUTAL WHAT YOU TALKING
Furfag1337 That too, Lol!