You know, it might be easier to check for fertilized eggs inside in the dark, like the game suggested, instead of outside, at day, whilst shining lights at it.
It's hilarious to me that in a game called ranch simulator, it's taken them this long to actually start on the animal rasing portion of you know being a rancher xD
'how could Sips be doing better than us all on his own, we're being so efficient' >boiks focussing on cutting planks for money, something that gets about $1 profit per plank >literally anything else would be a better choice >could shoot one deer and make $45 from the meat in 1/100th of the time. >one deer is worth more than 22 logs cut into planks Never change, lads.
@@MeneMrMustard well to be fair the middle of the night, 3 table saw running, hard-core electro playing logging camp and sawmill set up outside the hardware shop was genuinely hilarious
(22:24) Trott going calmly "I'm going to the hardware store, the usual way" whilst catching some sick air and tumbling down a mountainside in the ATV never fails to make me laugh
Other than your DnD on the IRL channel, this is my favorite thing you have done for a long time. Its perfect. Hat shenanigans with a weird semi-crappy game that is also weirdly good with hilarious bits thrown in like the damn radio in that ATV. Top tier content boiks.
@@MH-hu5pi last I checked in game, the logs don't show up on the sell menu of any shop. Wood is a horrible way to make money in this game anyways, they got a good pig barn going on stream
Yesss, I cannot wait to see how they get a cow back to the ranch! If they can just stick it on the back of that tiny lil cart, I'm gonna lose it, hahaha
there's a cooler you can buy that holds 12 meat , you can build small food/water troughs for the chickens ,the luxury table saw is about 50% faster than the cheap table saw and there are quests at some of the houses for extra money sometimes alot hope this helps loving the content
I’m tempted to try and make a monster cocks style edit of the Labour Mill ad but the persistent saw tables might make the audio a little difficult to work with ahaha
Why exactly did numbering your episodes become totally uncool? Surely it fucks it up for everybody? New viewers scratching their heads, wondering wtf is going on... And subs, who might have missed an episode or five, have no fucking clue where in the series we are...
You know, it might be easier to check for fertilized eggs inside in the dark, like the game suggested, instead of outside, at day, whilst shining lights at it.
This series becomes my happy place. I love watching table saw simulator (with chickens).
Don’t put chickens on a table saw.
It's hilarious to me that in a game called ranch simulator, it's taken them this long to actually start on the animal rasing portion of you know being a rancher xD
'how could Sips be doing better than us all on his own, we're being so efficient'
>boiks focussing on cutting planks for money, something that gets about $1 profit per plank
>literally anything else would be a better choice
>could shoot one deer and make $45 from the meat in 1/100th of the time.
>one deer is worth more than 22 logs cut into planks
Never change, lads.
Lol yeah they found out how much was to be made from meat in an early episode but never went back to hunting
And it would probably be a lot more fun for them to play and more entertaining to watch too.
@@MeneMrMustard well to be fair the middle of the night, 3 table saw running, hard-core electro playing logging camp and sawmill set up outside the hardware shop was genuinely hilarious
@@FPSNecromancerBob could not agree more, the absolute absurdity of the situations this game puts them in kills me
@@DDB-sh7rc ranch sim along with 7Days2Die really hit the sweet spot of creativity and jank that makes hat films shine ✨️
(22:24) Trott going calmly "I'm going to the hardware store, the usual way" whilst catching some sick air and tumbling down a mountainside in the ATV never fails to make me laugh
18:00 Ross just slowly headbobbing to the music was fucking hilarious 😂
I click on these immediately This is a great series
It's a quick click of the like too, I love these
Same!!!
Same I check every day for a new episode
Other than your DnD on the IRL channel, this is my favorite thing you have done for a long time. Its perfect. Hat shenanigans with a weird semi-crappy game that is also weirdly good with hilarious bits thrown in like the damn radio in that ATV. Top tier content boiks.
is it now we tell them that one wood log sells for more then a full stack of planks
Is it really?
@@MH-hu5pi last I checked in game, the logs don't show up on the sell menu of any shop. Wood is a horrible way to make money in this game anyways, they got a good pig barn going on stream
It’s 4am and I’ve got work tomorrow, but the ranch is more important than sleep
When it's 4AM, it's pretty much tomorrow already, isn't it?
@@kamikazesopp so true bestie, spent two hours doing a WHS course so I just slept through that a bit
Back to the chickens and music. Music for laying eggs too.
I cannot wait to see how this series continues to progress. It's always an absolute blast!
I love this series, it's such a great time to watch the Boiks muddle their way through it.
Yesss, I cannot wait to see how they get a cow back to the ranch! If they can just stick it on the back of that tiny lil cart, I'm gonna lose it, hahaha
11:29 hallucinations escalate quickly...
I like this game. No stress, no loss condition, simple mechanics. It's just a big playground with an economy system.
This is my favourite hatfilms series in the last nonspecific time period
there's a cooler you can buy that holds 12 meat , you can build small food/water troughs for the chickens ,the luxury table saw is about 50% faster than the cheap table saw and there are quests at some of the houses for extra money sometimes alot hope this helps loving the content
"Yeah, we can milk anything" - Ross Hornby
There is still so much to this game and I’m here for it.
Loving this series boys ! Hope you’ll do more !
I recommend Richie Kavanagh - Chicken Talk, it's a perfect song for you and this series
i genuinely listen to the birthday song on my birthday every year
Watching the lads play ranch sim is my heroine
Absolutely hooked on this series.
Really enjoy this series
I dont understand how they havent gone completely mad yet, but i absolutly lovethis!!!
Jesus Christ this blue balling with the expensive table saw
Finally, I have transcended my human form and achieved my dream of living like a chicken
Can't wait till they figure out the table saw doubles as an execution table - cheaper than bullets
Spoken like someone who's never ruined a table saw by trying to cut bone
Gunna need more of these!
after watching smittys two ranch videos a lot i'd suggest saving often in case the vehicles bug out and get snapped out of existence
Please keep this going boiks, it’s just the best.
I can say without shame that I have played the song to myself on my birthday 😂
Great series.
I still listen to that song
Want to see this before a long standing series
pffft, I'll buy your filfy sleeping bags. Extra for the soiled one.
love this! hope you do more
Ross: IM THE MITE
I think the DMV needs to have a talk with trott
I'm disappointed that the boiks haven't gone down the Nan's milk route again but each to their own, i guess...
They're trying to get cows, so we might get there soon.
Their property must be near Gotham City, jesus it's always rainin'.
I love this so much! Thank you
Did he just sell the egg basket.
Time it took the hat bois to say something gross: 25 seconds.
The average time currently is: 1 minute and 5 seconds.
The techno wood millers
The second baby chick they get is from the area
I want - no I NEED 100 EPISODES
This is great
Guessing Sips overheads are less because he doesn't have to buy three of everything,
pls give them water those poor chickens
This is a weird day to be called Jonathan
Y’all should get pigs. The meat you get from them is a lot. Especially if you get into all the sausage and stuff.
I'm enjoying it! Moar plz moar
The men that stare at eggs
I’m tempted to try and make a monster cocks style edit of the Labour Mill ad but the persistent saw tables might make the audio a little difficult to work with ahaha
Don't they know they should be doing the quests for cash early on?
Nice!!!
WOOOOOOO!
Name a chick ERIC :)
My name is Jonathan and this video made me uncomfortable.
I didn't like. I loved
Why exactly did numbering your episodes become totally uncool?
Surely it fucks it up for everybody? New viewers scratching their heads, wondering wtf is going on... And subs, who might have missed an episode or five, have no fucking clue where in the series we are...
There is no time in Ranch Simulator. There is no order. There is only THE DROP.
I watch these _specifically_ because I like wondering wtf is going on.
(also there's a playlist)
Numbering is bad for the algorithm
oh you know...
For some goddamn reason numbering a series causes YT to bury it these days. Because the algorithm is constantly broken beyond belief
these videos are fun but remind me how awful boring the game is.
firtst