The best quotes of this video: *Are you arguing with us now, John?* *I can do something cool with an empty water bottle.* *Is that a nice way of saying that my voice is feminine?* *Are you asleep?* *We call that a van question.* *How long is a hundred blinks to you?* *I just blinked four times.* *Open them like once or twice a year.* *Look at all the presents! See ya.* *Thought it was gonna be a potato chip.* *Next question! :)* *This is as cute as it gets here.* *Salt and vin vin for din din!* *I haven't had yogurt or fruit for eleven years.* *We drank expired milk last night.* *it expired at midnight, so it was only like an hour expired.* *I don't think I've drank a glass of milk since I was eight.* *Milk all day long.* *You think it's special, but it's just garbage.* *It's recycled garbage!*
Lelouch: Hello? Suzaku: Hey, what's up? Lelouch: I need your help, can you come here? Suzaku: Uh, I can't, I'm buying clothes. Lelouch: Alright, well hurry up and come over here. Suzaku: I can't find them. Lelouch: What do you mean you can't find them? Suzaku: I can't find them, there's only soup. Lelouch: What do you mean there's only soup? Suzaku: It means there's only soup! Lelouch: Well then get out of the soup isle! Suzaku: Alright you don't have to shout at me! (Suzaku walks down an isle.) Suzaku: There's more soup! Lelouch: What do you mean there's more soup? Suzaku: There's just more soup! Lelouch: Go into the next isle! Suzaku: There's still soup! Lelouch: Where are you right now? Suzaku: I'm at soup! Lelouch: What do you mean you're "at soup?" Suzaku: I mean I'm at soup! Lelouch: What store are you in? Suzaku: I'm at the soup store! Lelouch: Why are you buying clothes at the soup store? Suzaku: Fuck you!
My older brother has always done that water bottle thing. He'd always either suck in the smoke that comes of the bottle and and blow it out, or shoot the cap at me. Ironically, his name is Joseph. I love the connection.
I firmly believe that these two could literally do any duo act and be successful. Whether it's stand up, a musical performance, or just being announcers for a ball ball game.. these guys chemistry is the best I've seen. Both of you need to thank god or whoever brought you together. Never stop trusting each other, it's part of the reason you guys are where you are.
*sees twenty one pilots* *gasps* *clicks slightly too hard* doctor: "So, you're telling me you clicked your computer too hard," me: "mhm" doctor: "and now you think your finger is broken?" me: "mhm" doctor: *facepalms*
kid: Is a hotdog a sandwich? tyler: Are you asleep right now? . . . me: wouldn't a hot dog be considered a taco instead of a sandwhich? Tyler: . . .[reply below]
Did I literally just sit here watching two grown men arguing with a little boy if a hotdog was a sandwich at 2 :00 am ??? do I regret it? nope will I probably do it again tomorrow???yea…
*Glances up from milk glass as the "Yeah I think the rules are from ;like 0-8 you can drink milk by itself-" plays* But I'm fifteen.... *throws glass on the ground*
The best quotes of this video:
*Are you arguing with us now, John?*
*I can do something cool with an empty water bottle.*
*Is that a nice way of saying that my voice is feminine?*
*Are you asleep?*
*We call that a van question.*
*How long is a hundred blinks to you?*
*I just blinked four times.*
*Open them like once or twice a year.*
*Look at all the presents! See ya.*
*Thought it was gonna be a potato chip.*
*Next question! :)*
*This is as cute as it gets here.*
*Salt and vin vin for din din!*
*I haven't had yogurt or fruit for eleven years.*
*We drank expired milk last night.*
*it expired at midnight, so it was only like an hour expired.*
*I don't think I've drank a glass of milk since I was eight.*
*Milk all day long.*
*You think it's special, but it's just garbage.*
*It's recycled garbage!*
Don’t forget: “Yeah.. sorry, we’re not that crazy”
@@chriscarguy yesssss
I haven’t even started the video and I’m cackling, I love these guys omfg
Tyler Joseph is litterally 2 years old when talking about Christmas
He’s two years old all the time
You’re *literally two years old for spelling literally wrong... Tyler is one of the kindest people alive.
@@tanakay2053 A joke. It’s a joke.
After seeing your comment first recommended video is of his christmad stream
What do you mean
Ty, high pitched: wHaT dO yOu MeAn.
Man, Tyler and Josh just make me smile no matter what.
Tøp pfp gang
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The hotdog situation is them just bullying a 12 year old for TOO LONG
thats just what they do
The 12 year old knew what he signed up for
I'm impressed that Josh can drink water that fast
I can go faster after being scared of water in public not to flex the trans but 😌👊
Lelouch: Hello?
Suzaku: Hey, what's up?
Lelouch: I need your help, can you come here?
Suzaku: Uh, I can't, I'm buying clothes.
Lelouch: Alright, well hurry up and come over here.
Suzaku: I can't find them.
Lelouch: What do you mean you can't find them?
Suzaku: I can't find them, there's only soup.
Lelouch: What do you mean there's only soup?
Suzaku: It means there's only soup!
Lelouch: Well then get out of the soup isle!
Suzaku: Alright you don't have to shout at me!
(Suzaku walks down an isle.)
Suzaku: There's more soup!
Lelouch: What do you mean there's more soup?
Suzaku: There's just more soup!
Lelouch: Go into the next isle!
Suzaku: There's still soup!
Lelouch: Where are you right now?
Suzaku: I'm at soup!
Lelouch: What do you mean you're "at soup?"
Suzaku: I mean I'm at soup!
Lelouch: What store are you in?
Suzaku: I'm at the soup store!
Lelouch: Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?
Suzaku: Fuck you!
@@miyah9661 *applause*
@@olijovelmacdonald Thank you, your name just reminded me of that so I *had* to do it 😂
He is used to swallowing things fast
I'm kidding and I'm sorry
"i can do something cool with an empty water bottle"
*silently begs josh to chug his water*
Tyler saying “You stop it!” at 1:21
My heart 🥰
Exactly, if my friends can’t hype me up to chug water and tell me to stop trash talking myself then they aren’t friends 😂
I like how Tyler is always on the right and Josh is always on the left
Tyler's always on the right cause he's always right cause he's the lead singer
not anymORE
@@lillie9172 I was gonna comment the same thing
this comment didn't age well
@@lillie9172 it’s cause they switched bodies
8:37 The way he says “On Christmas!” Is just so adorable 😂🥰
I’ve never witnessed such a deep conversation about sandwiches
5:38 they're just killing this kid omg 😂
I need to know how to do that with an empty water bottle.
@Angelica Barrick Thank You!
it's really fun
Burping Josh is such a mood 🤣
When Josh has to chug the water Tyler put his hand to his face.. it looked like he was thinking “what have I done to poor Josh”
They take all questions so serious. 😂🖤
"tHaT's A vAn qUeStIoN"
A hot dog is a taco, change my mind
are you asleep right now
@@bathtimepilots7959 yesn't
@@LTMotions whom'st've'nt say thats true
Lol wtf 😂
If a hot dog is a taco, a taco would be a hot dog and so a taco would be a type of sausage.
I may be asleep, so try and prove me wrong.
tyler: can you touch a hole?
the literal 11 year old standing in front of him:
Nobody:
Tyler: ON ChRIsTmAS
My older brother has always done that water bottle thing. He'd always either suck in the smoke that comes of the bottle and and blow it out, or shoot the cap at me. Ironically, his name is Joseph. I love the connection.
5:18 imagine just going through life after this. IS HE OK?!?!
just living life after getting destroyed by your idols about sandwiches and holes
Tyler says, “Awe Man...this is perfect. This is where I want to be.” My hope is for every soul to know that feeling.
I’m actually crying at josh burping I was so unprepared 😭😂
0:10 josh's laugh.
Damn, cliques questions are so insane, love them
2:55 the beginning of destroya by mcr could never
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
Omg that is what I was thinking
actually gee is saying "sick sick sick" and it upsets me
actually gee is saying "sick sick sick" and it upsets me
My thoughts exactly 😂
“YAAAHH on ChRiSTmAs!!” -Tyler in the cutest voice
"You stop it" Lol Tyler doesn't like Josh beating himself up, best friendship
9:57 I love that Tyler is wearing a Ned t-shirt
1:58 ok did anyone else like replay that part just to stare at his neckkkkdkohawurheiurhga no? yeah okay...
The one disliker is John
"yes, take that John!"
I’m supposed to be doing homework rn but y’know
same!!!!!
me too but Tyler and Josh are better than homework
same Dx
same
today would ordinarily be my last day of school (except y’know homeschool) so i don’t have any more homework thank god
I will miss this era Frrr
7:00 I wouldn't blink
Salt and vin vin for din din
*I'm cackling*
I firmly believe that these two could literally do any duo act and be successful. Whether it's stand up, a musical performance, or just being announcers for a ball ball game.. these guys chemistry is the best I've seen. Both of you need to thank god or whoever brought you together. Never stop trusting each other, it's part of the reason you guys are where you are.
i feel like tyler is gonna show rosie that bottle thing and he's gonna be so pround if himself xD
theyve got this kid so flustered over a hotdog
*sees twenty one pilots*
*gasps*
*clicks slightly too hard*
doctor: "So, you're telling me you clicked your computer too hard,"
me: "mhm"
doctor: "and now you think your finger is broken?"
me: "mhm"
doctor: *facepalms*
6:55 he’d tape his eyes so he won’t fall asleep again. He’s keeping his eyelids up no matter what.
is that- REFERENCE?
0:11 that laugh makes my day every time :)
Here, people, help yourself:
A sandwich is a food typically consisting of vegetables, sliced cheese or meat, placed on or between slices of bread.
Josh and tyler are like kids lol I love it
There so- UGH! I miss seeing them 💛
Yess when I see that you posted I get so excited!!!!!!!
EAST IS UP
IM FEARLESS WHEN I HEAR THIS ON THE LOW
EAST IS UP
@@aries363 IM CARELESS WHEN I WEAR MY REBEL CLOTHES
EAST IS UP
EAST IS UP
i love how Tyler just *inspected* his water bottle. like "you really don't have a thought behind those eyes do you?"
Tyler Joseph is literally a homeschooled Christian kid, it's so funny!
The VAN questions are hilarious!!
Tyler is so cryptic toward the kid
With the is a hotdog a sandwich or not
i’d feel very uncomfortable in poor Johns situation-
ppl literally cheered for josh chugging a bottle
THE HOT DOG, HOLES, AND TOILET THING OMFG
6:16 why? 😂
kid: Is a hotdog a sandwich?
tyler: Are you asleep right now?
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.
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me: wouldn't a hot dog be considered a taco instead of a sandwhich?
Tyler: . . .[reply below]
Go to sleep please.
Wake up johnnn !
I thought tyler would drink water super fast sense he is a megaladon 😂
josh's laugh in the first clip awe
Now I dont want to blink 😂
Tyler's voice fr calming😭
did anyone else try to not blink for a long time when they started talking about it 😂
for a long time I've wanted to say that I'm in love with your outro
I loved the sandwich debate😂😂😂
Yay! New upload! Love this!
8:51 I glanced at my screen and thought there were 2 Tylers wth
I can’t wait for the next album!
'get over it'
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn
The one dislike is the twenty second pilot that didn’t get in the band
n o
just
n o
-Flower Frost- lol is it was a very bad joke
7:54 just realized Josh looks like a mix of Elliott Smith and Anthony Keidis
LMFAO WHY DID IT TAKE TYLER LIKE 6 SECONDS TO REGISTER JOSH’S DRUM JOKE😭
1:47 sometimes I don’t think I’m that thirsty but then I get the whole bottle down in just a few... where my dehydrated squad
Better yet the tried to be more hydrated but started to transition and get harassed at toilets
7:17 to the good old days
*LOOK AT ALL THE PRESENTS!!* *_SEE YA_*
if i was the kid with the hot dog question i would definitely cry
"you stawp it"
12:38 Flash forward to Saturday at the VMA's when Tyler tosses a Ukulele into the crowd
IDK HOW IM EARLY ITS BEEN AN HOUR. YOU DESERVE SO MUCH MORE RECOGNITION >:(
Tyler: so size is also a prerequisite.
Me: TWHEGFUHW THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
1:52 *random fan having a mental breakdown cause josh can drink water*
When he was showing his water bottle trick I saw that little creature on his shirt from the song chlorine
Their “fans” don’t deserve how awesome those two are.
?
"pure talent" aw
the blink question is amazing
Did I literally just sit here watching two grown men arguing with a little boy if a hotdog was a sandwich at 2 :00 am ??? do I regret it? nope will I probably do it again tomorrow???yea…
there's SO INTERESTED IN THE HOT DOG HELP IM DEAD 💀
Circling the boat 6:45 😂
i miss them so much
2:37 I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT THATS ACTUALLY SO COOL
I died with the hotdog disscusion.
0:40
*Tyler,* the _creator._
Damn wish a had a friendship like these two have
SALT AND VIN VIN FOR DIN DIN. As a salt n vinegar chip enthusiast I am in love and will be saying this forever until the day I die.
We love them
was expecting this vid to like a second long
"It's my only skill,"
"you stop that >:("
I just did the water bottle thing and the cap flew across my room
Tyler Joseph and Josh Dun bully children and their fans for 14 minutes
*Glances up from milk glass as the "Yeah I think the rules are from ;like 0-8 you can drink milk by itself-" plays*
But I'm fifteen.... *throws glass on the ground*
I'm impressed that he can drink water that fast it takes me hours for me to drink water cuz I take a sip then sit it down 😂
WELL DONE MY PILOTS!!!