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How all the clintons aren't in jail is absolutely baffling. There's so many instances of the clintons lying especially under oath, and besides all the Shady dealings they're associated with there is a body count of over 100 people who have magically and conveniently committed suicide or disappeared before testimony in court. It's baffling that Hillary Clinton is not in prison. The only reason she got away is because the clintons are above the law. The clintons know powerful people and they have thousands of officials paid off. The clintons even have the IRS paid off, because she uses Charity Foundation money (which is illegal for personal use) for buying personal cars, plane's even groceries and extravagant dinners. American Media/television outright refuse to cover any Clinton related story. Still remember when Hillary Clinton said to a rape victim's face to "Get over it". If Hillary Clinton wasn't a lawyer before she went into politics she would be in prison!
It's padding. They make a movie that's seventy minutes long, then their distributor tells them they want it to be ninety, so they tack on a bunch of pointless scenes.
Not gonna lie i'm American and for some reason I didn't get the joke at first. It clicked the second time I watched the video and I felt like such an idiot.
@@shotguntony4730 Your username makes it all the more ironic. That said, how many movies would be over "too quick" if someone in the party was packin' and someone else had a working phone? Maybe we should require it so as to get new plots.
@@laughingmask3118 - He hasn't what? If you mean you're surprised he didn't ask why the goblin turned on the stove in this video, it's because this episode predates the one in which the stove on-turning goblin appeared, lol.
I mean try England? Wolves and bears are basically extinct there. Literally all you'd have to worry about are huuum...ans...... French Woods are the safest
3:46 "they laugh at her, being too stupid to realize that she may be a dangerous lunatic... but then it turns out she was a dangerous lunatic" I laughed so hard I woke up my family
I like how the kid finds a rock with a plaque that starts with “here lie the servants of evil” and decides that’s a good place to set off his fireworks.
And decides to relax against The Rock this is the type of kid that if he was shopping at an antique mall and saw a rocking chair that said Satan's rocking chair he would sit in it 🤦♂️
Hi. Great review as always. This is just some history lessons about the giant key and tiny door. This is just to show that the door hasn't been completely renovated or changed in the last 100+ years or it is a replica of a old house. Because cheap locks used to come with big keys like that and smaller the door the less heat is lost every time the door is opened so a lot of really old houses have uncomfortably small doors.
Follow this dude on twitter. Vids are great of course, but as a fan of all things film since I was a child, I genuinely enjoy his candid, succinct and informational tweets all things movies.
You'd think Crazy lady would have made it back to civilisation within the night and gotten the police to investigate the woods, but then we wouldn't have a movie I guess. Good thing she was relevant to the plot!
What even was Crazy Lady doing there and why? If she was warning people about demons, why would she attack them when they inevitably call her crazy? Was she in cahoots with the demons? And if so, was she the one who lured all the people here for the demons to kill? She could've been a more important character to help explain what exactly the demons are but she's just wasted on a couple of badly shot scenes.
Damn, that was a huge missed opportunity. You should have made the French demon shout lines from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Like, "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" or "I fart in your general direction!"
"I don't see Hillary Clinton so I think we are safe." Im not American but I laughed. A lot. Edit: This film could be the intro to some cheesy French porn film. Or not, whatever.
Finally a new video! I've re-watched the existing ones 5 times, lol. Not that I'm complaining, though I wish the Yooka Laylee video still existed... Was hilarious, dang it.
@@memevengers251 - Yeah, he played Yooka Laylee, while commenting on it in a sort of let's play fashion and it was so funny, lol. I don't know if he removed it himself, or if it was taken down for some reason. I also don't remember if it was on Possum or Dr Shaym.
Frogs is pretty good but it's still not as bad as Rana: The Legend of Shadow Lake: which is about a giant frog monster and considered by many to be one of the worst monster movies ever made
3:04 There is a sign with written "way non authorized for circulation" The marks on the ground are here cause sometimes some people need to work or something by taking this way
Jim! I can't believe you committed suicide. I cannot believe you committed suicide. How could you have done this? How could you have committed suicide?
Let's be honest, if horror movies had a realistic depiction of americans, they'd all be over in ten minutes. Unless it takes place in new York or the west coast. Then everyone dies in five.
Daddy, if you are into foreign films now, you should check out "The island if giant insects", which came out just recently. It is exactly what it sounds like.
Atleast the review provided me with any and all comedic relief i wanted from this movie. Plus we finally saw possum pass a kidneystone, accumulated by consumed too much trash.
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Thought you had a cold.
Sounds fine to me.
@@bonboncheese9661 he always sounds like that
I jsut love your videos and reviews and please make another video if something weird is happening in your garden again
Can you make a video review about the lovecraft anime.(Yes, there is one.)
"I'm a possum of culture now" quote of the year- "satanic ritual but I dont see Hillary Clinton we must be safe." Actual quote of the year Possum 2020
Well Hillary is a satanic
Dr. Shaym is back at it, I guess lol
@@angryinternetperson6629 I mean it’s too easy a joke to make especially given all the theories floating around 😂
How all the clintons aren't in jail is absolutely baffling. There's so many instances of the clintons lying especially under oath, and besides all the Shady dealings they're associated with there is a body count of over 100 people who have magically and conveniently committed suicide or disappeared before testimony in court.
It's baffling that Hillary Clinton is not in prison. The only reason she got away is because the clintons are above the law. The clintons know powerful people and they have thousands of officials paid off.
The clintons even have the IRS paid off, because she uses Charity Foundation money (which is illegal for personal use) for buying personal cars, plane's even groceries and extravagant dinners. American Media/television outright refuse to cover any Clinton related story.
Still remember when Hillary Clinton said to a rape victim's face to "Get over it".
If Hillary Clinton wasn't a lawyer before she went into politics she would be in prison!
"I am a French demon and come from the worst place imaginable"
"hell?"
"no, the macron administration"
Jan P what is the reign of terror.
Omg I live in Paris and that is a good analogy
Macron is destroying France...
exept by the license plate of the van, this is in switzerland
@@sh_melo7252 Well, like 1/3 of Switzerland is just a better France
Exactly
Ah yes, my favorite characters: Guy, Other Guy and Other Other Guy.
@Jf Kaks what the fuck
No no no. It’s: garçon, autre garçon, et autre autre garçon
Personally I like generic white guy #1,234,678,567,974,00.
13:18 And the Doomed Marine.
What about that other guy?
What’s with these “horror” movies and pointless subplots that don’t lead anywhere?
It's padding. They make a movie that's seventy minutes long, then their distributor tells them they want it to be ninety, so they tack on a bunch of pointless scenes.
Love You Possum
Your Reviews Are Awesome 😎
"If he was american hed be hiding something else in his back pack" that line cracked me up
I didn’t get it and it makes me angry
Gun or drugs?
@@eur0be4t3r Maybe the latter if he were Mexican.
A gun was my assumption
Skittles and an iced tea
"To the man who only has a hammer, everything looks like a nail" dude I freaking love this saying. Thank you for bringing it to my attention.
"If he were American, he'd be hiding something else in his backpack, but the movie'd be over too quick."
Shots fired.
...Wait.
But he’s going on vacation you don’t bring school on vacation with you that’s basically a law
This guy......👆😆
Pow pow, bang bang.
Not gonna lie i'm American and for some reason I didn't get the joke at first. It clicked the second time I watched the video and I felt like such an idiot.
@@shotguntony4730 Your username makes it all the more ironic.
That said, how many movies would be over "too quick" if someone in the party was packin' and someone else had a working phone? Maybe we should require it so as to get new plots.
If this is how pathetic demons were, I would've conquered the 9 circles of hell already.
Fake movie French people: "Nõ"
Real French people: *NON*
Does anyone else always add "why did the goblin turn on the stove" whenever Possum asks a series of whys?
I'm frankly surprised he hasn't.
@@laughingmask3118 - He hasn't what? If you mean you're surprised he didn't ask why the goblin turned on the stove in this video, it's because this episode predates the one in which the stove on-turning goblin appeared, lol.
Why was that foot there?
French Demon: "I spit on you!"
Me: "Yay! Broomstick time!"
I think this movie confirms that french woods are the safest in the world.
Safer than French cities. Heyoooooooo!!!!
I mean try England? Wolves and bears are basically extinct there. Literally all you'd have to worry about are huuum...ans......
French Woods are the safest
Ah, I see you're a possum of culture.
I think you mean rule 64.
MY LEG! I love your profile picture and name
@Jf Kaks that would be hot ngl 😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵🤤🤤🤤
C'est la verité, mon ami.
"Hey, we have 5 dollars, we can make Evil Dead, right?"
Best joke in the comments goes unappreciated.
3:46 "they laugh at her, being too stupid to realize that she may be a dangerous lunatic... but then it turns out she was a dangerous lunatic"
I laughed so hard I woke up my family
I like how the kid finds a rock with a plaque that starts with “here lie the servants of evil” and decides that’s a good place to set off his fireworks.
And decides to relax against The Rock
this is the type of kid that if he was shopping at an antique mall and saw a rocking chair that said Satan's rocking chair he would sit in it 🤦♂️
"If he was American, he would hide something else in his backpack...then the movie would end quickly."
Checkmate americans
Checkmate Murica.
Fuck yeah
Demons gets destroyed the merican way.
Is it a gun or meth?
"We also have Fat Woman, and Diversity Hire"..and that's when I lost it. Got damnit I have no idea why that made me laugh.
Possum new video!? ME LOVE POSSUM :3
When did you learn to use a phone
You broke me after saying “I don’t see Hilary Clinton so I think we’re safe”.
Hi. Great review as always.
This is just some history lessons about the giant key and tiny door.
This is just to show that the door hasn't been completely renovated or changed in the last 100+ years or it is a replica of a old house. Because cheap locks used to come with big keys like that and smaller the door the less heat is lost every time the door is opened so a lot of really old houses have uncomfortably small doors.
“Who was that guy? What did he have to do with anything? Why did the Goblin turn the stove on?”
*clicks on video*
I AM A FRENCH DEMON
What did I just walk into
Daddy is a true selfless hero.
A martyr and a saviour.
He watches those garbage films, risking his sanity, so we wouldn't have to.
NYYYEEEESSSSS!!
"Guy apologies even though he didn't do anything wrong" clearly Possum's never been married.
Those characters aren’t married
Lol
@@Meridian_Prince with some women, it doesn't matter. Hes wrong even if he's completely irrelevant to the problem at hand.
Brian Aguilar do you not get it? he wasn’t talking about the characters lol
@@KingRumar Thick44
said it best:
No thank you I've lived with a dictator before 😜
16:20 "I don't expect anything, it keeps me from ever feeling disappointed"
Hey that's my motto too!! 😃
11:45 Nostrapossum successfully predicts the 'Hawk Tuah' girl 🫣
"Of all the women in this movie
This is the that agreed to take her top of"
Oof
Big oof
possum: oh that was easy i guess all you have to do to kill a demon is stabbing
doom slayer: *chuckles*
If violence doesn’t work your not using enough violence
"Use a gun. If that don't work... use more gun."
These demons:exist
Satan:I dont know them, they are not mine
6:38 That guy’s shirt makes it look like he’s wearing his pants way too high.
This is beyond late, but damn, I couldn’t stop laughing at this comment and the moment in the video, Thank you for this 😂
Todd Beauchamp, You’re welcome.
My boy nailed the Jerry Nadler look.
I'm still laughing over the sarcasm at 5:29
"Whiney manages to get away"
Follow this dude on twitter. Vids are great of course, but as a fan of all things film since I was a child, I genuinely enjoy his candid, succinct and informational tweets all things movies.
I don't use Twitter because I don't want the corrosion of my soul to quicken it's pace any more than jt already has.
@@laughingmask3118 You've made the correct call. Don't let anyone tell you othewise.
That passing a kidney stone part made me choke on my water
to sum up this movie:
"INTRUDER ALERT: A RED SPY HAS ENTERED THE BASE"
I bet they originally wrote a zombie movie but at the last second realized they only had demon costumes so they just changed the title
You'd think Crazy lady would have made it back to civilisation within the night and gotten the police to investigate the woods, but then we wouldn't have a movie I guess. Good thing she was relevant to the plot!
What even was Crazy Lady doing there and why? If she was warning people about demons, why would she attack them when they inevitably call her crazy? Was she in cahoots with the demons? And if so, was she the one who lured all the people here for the demons to kill?
She could've been a more important character to help explain what exactly the demons are but she's just wasted on a couple of badly shot scenes.
This review went so fast it almost seems like he chugged a gallon of caffeine.
Lol
Damn, that was a huge missed opportunity. You should have made the French demon shout lines from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Like, "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" or "I fart in your general direction!"
12:04 Joe....what are you doing in the woods.... you silly willy
"I don't see Hillary Clinton so I think we are safe."
Im not American but I laughed. A lot.
Edit: This film could be the intro to some cheesy French porn film. Or not, whatever.
I’m surprise they didn’t Surrender
"BONJOURRRRRRRRRRRR you cheese-eating surrender monkeys!" - Groundskeeper Willie
Only the french military surrender, the civilians keep fighting
Finally a new video! I've re-watched the existing ones 5 times, lol. Not that I'm complaining, though I wish the Yooka Laylee video still existed... Was hilarious, dang it.
what video? was it removed?
@@memevengers251 - Yeah, he played Yooka Laylee, while commenting on it in a sort of let's play fashion and it was so funny, lol. I don't know if he removed it himself, or if it was taken down for some reason. I also don't remember if it was on Possum or Dr Shaym.
@@Avarioth any way i can watch it?? Like any backup or upload from a fan?
@@memevengers251 - If you ever find out, let me know, cause I haven't had any luck. :l
Daddy Derek looks like a skinny Arnold Schwarzenegger. 😂
A lesser known rip-off of Evil Dead, should have been called "Misunderstood Unliving"
I’m not gonna lie, I burst out laying when you mentioned the giant key and the small door
I actually prefer the old microphone... It gaves you some particular voice tone, showing that you really are watching garbage
Maybe the demon is like that meme, “I may be a murderous demon, but at least I’m not RUDE”. He didn’t want to interrupt the mourning process.
Also I'm very proud of you possum,
A movie about French demons and not one Gordon Ramsay joke
👍
i still wanna know what compels a man to wake up and go "Let's GO SEE THE WORST MOVIES EVER AND DIE INSIDE WATCHING THEM!"
*MONEY*
and taxes
Probably the same thing that compel somebody to watch a single episode of batwoman 😬
@@ZION73082 lol
I once got treed by a demon. It was pretty tense for a minute there, because I could never keep track of whether they can climb trees or not.
"I have come from the most horrible place imaginable'."
That sounded funny as fuck!
Good health, to you,and your family, possum.
You should totally review Frogs (circa 70's) a b-tier horror film right up your alley. Same for Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
But Killer Klowns is actually good
Frogs is pretty good but it's still not as bad as
Rana: The Legend of Shadow Lake: which is about a giant frog monster and considered by many to be one of the worst monster movies ever made
Wen a drunk possum spills political and and artistic facts
The little "wuh!" at 16:14 has me rolling!
I loved the Hillary joke. Honestly couldn’t stop laughing.
3:04
There is a sign with written "way non authorized for circulation"
The marks on the ground are here cause sometimes some people need to work or something by taking this way
"Did the actress just quit halfway through?' I would. :u
No one:
French horror movie makers: you know what our movie needs?. 80s adult time music
10:15 Because they're trying to be "different" without actually putting in the effort to be different.
"But I don't see Hillary Clinton anywhere so I think we're safe." 😂
The scariest thing in this movie has to be "Kermit's" smile @ 7:42
I couldn't stop laughing on the review!!!! Loved the program and this video you made plus the music with it!!!
I'm not cultured, I do not know French, but my wife has a Prius.
And you're a polyamorous couple?
@@ezragoldberg3132 lol classy proposal
Baguette of the Forest
9:10 *Has sudden flashbacks to The Boondock Saints*
Eh, I'm sure he'll tip her.
if this is how pathetic demons are i would have conquered the 9 circles of hell already
You’re definitely.... a possum of culture my friend.
if possible, review a movie called Fateful Findings.
flannagan 37 at least Neil Bremen actually try’s
I would also love him to "review" the room
TBH I'm fine with him avoiding those films, they been done to death by others
Jim! I can't believe you committed suicide. I cannot believe you committed suicide. How could you have done this? How could you have committed suicide?
This guy and nostalgia critic are my favorite movie reviewers
It's like they use a Nokia 3310 to film this
Let's be honest, if horror movies had a realistic depiction of americans, they'd all be over in ten minutes.
Unless it takes place in new York or the west coast. Then everyone dies in five.
These demons would make my lazy ass look like doom guy
13:55 because it's never gets old to come back to
“Most horrible place immaginableh” 🤣🤣🤣
Dude, that kidney stone ought to be in the Guinness Book of World Records.
i too pass kidney stones by throwing them at a toilet, i see you are a possum of class! :D
"hi im a possum and i review garbage"
-a possum that reviews garbage
Daddy, if you are into foreign films now, you should check out "The island if giant insects", which came out just recently.
It is exactly what it sounds like.
Oh Dr.Shaym, you are truly excellent. I’m so happy you started this possum review channel. Shits gold!
Subtitles be like: Garbage is deaf are at the demons
Why did the goblin leave the stove on
why is that still so funny
@@BlacKnightRising it's his tone
He always sounds so fucking un-sober when he does these videos
*AND I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!*
I mean he has a pretty great job if you think about it get drunk laugh at stupid s*** get paid
Possum out here living his best life!
It appears demons have a love of melons as their distinguishing trait.
Lol the demons put up a cute little commemoration plaque! Wonder if they had a ribbon cutting ceremony as well with morning tea and croissants?😂😂😂
I feel frenchly offended.
Quite a kidney stone.
"I have come from the most horrible place imaginabl"
I am fucking died.
The chainsaw was in the kitchen, because the pot roast was too tough.
Possum in French is Still Just a Possum.
a lot of French looks similar to English
Atleast the review provided me with any and all comedic relief i wanted from this movie. Plus we finally saw possum pass a kidneystone, accumulated by consumed too much trash.
I think Winey the child was adopted . He looked nothing like his parents.
this movie seems like a Evil Dead ripoff but in French
That kidney stone was a real brick
Ah, a language I can read and speak, french
13: 17 What, doesn't everyone keep their chainsaws in the kitchen? Just me? Okay...
And suddenly all of france unsubscribes from your channel
Then they resubscribe cause this shits good
The French Doom Movie you've never heard of.
I am French, and I never been so proud of my country