Houseless Selim | Lost Tapes (Rogue Lineage)

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  • @yokuutsu9097
    @yokuutsu9097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Chapter One:
    In this video, we see our hero and gaia vagabond Selim embark on adventure full of twists, turns and heartache. In his travels, he comes across an disembodied mask named Omanr. Cursed to be a mask forever without a physical body with only one goal in mind to get a class, he comes across our hero. Finally able to sunder his ties to this mortal realm, he asks Selim to slay him. Struck with grief, Selim puts Omanr out of his misery. While grieving from the loss of his close friend, another Church Knight appears with murderous intent. They battle, and so Selim declares that this fight will be for Omanr's sake. But since this is a comedy instead of a tragedy, the Church Knight escapes intact.
    -------
    Chapter Two:
    On another adventure, Selim while overlooking a battle at Oresfall on a big ass tree, intends to slaughter one of the people there to satiate his bloodlust. Preparing and then casting the spell "Fimbulvetr" , he makes a big mistake. He miscasts the spell and is sent flying off the tree, followed by the hilarious vine boom sound effect. His health dropped to fatal levels, and panic coursing through his veins, he manages to get up without being killed. But has a severe leg injury. Later on, he tries again but almost dies in the process a second time.
    -----
    Chapter Three:
    Because he is built different, Selim travels to the Crypt of Kings to obtain Shrieker Eyes alongside his acquaintances; Charlotte and a Faceless Female. Charlotte, unknowing of the consequences of using Sagitta Sol while Selim is using his Shriekers to battle the rabid ones inside, he gives them a warning not to put down the spell to assist him. After a while, tragedy struck. One of his Shriekers, believing that the Faceless One was an enemy, slapped them. With their horribly delayed reaction time, and not even realizing they're combat tagged, they log anyways. Charlotte is heartbroken while Selim is surprised.
    ----
    Chapter Four:
    In his wee days, we see Selim in an house before he adopted the title of "Houseless Selim." in his travels in the Tundra, he comes across a Faceless one and is so terrified that he leaves the game and shuts down his computer.
    ----
    Chapter Five:
    Selim is fucking around at the tomeless ritual area. Someone logs in outside the door, unassuming to our heroes' presence. To give them a warning, he fires a Percutines right at them while they're inside of their forcefield. Immediately afraid, they log.
    ---
    Chapter Six:
    In a brutal scuffle against a Shrieker with the life of a Kasparan named Sagr on the line, Selim steps in to save his life. Battling the Shrieker. Both exchange blows, taking mortal damage. As the battle continues to go head to head, the Shrieker reveals that he is the One Tail Jinchuriki of Shukaku. To show his divine power compared to that of Selim, he uses Snap Sand Coffin. Trapping him underground, and surprising our hero.
    ----
    Chapter Seven:
    ITACHIIIIIIII- Sorry about that. Selim, travelling in Oresfall is doing some real nigga shit. Until the realest of niggas descends before him. Crescendo, The One Between Worlds flies towards our hero at blinding speeds with religious intent in mind. Before they clashed, Selim logged.
    ----
    Chapter Eight:
    Hanging around with meme house Inizio, Selim detects a local Ashiin Freshspawn at the Sentinel Bridge. Selim, being an animal that must establish dominance over those who are weaker, shoots a barrage of Armis to show that he is indeed that nigga. The Ashiin, being an competitive prideful race dodges almost every Armis blast. Before being knocked into the water from a blast straight to the face. The poor guy never stood a chance.
    ---
    Chapter Nine:
    *What's that? You thought no one saw you take an L on January 19th, 2020? Well think again, fool. Because Selim is always watching.*
    ---
    Chapter Ten:
    Literally standing still, Selim comes across a local god. Baldr, Breaker of Covenants stands before him. Establishing his dominance over Oresfall. While vibing, an Abysswalker spawns in after possibly combat logging. Seeing Selim a few houses away , they have a conversation. Selim offers to help the poor guy, but he decides to take his own life. Jumping off the house. Baldr, looking at the Abysswalker walks toward him. Eradicating his existence, and grateful for the sacrifice.
    ----
    Chapter Eleven:
    Selim, at the warmy warm fireplace at Tundra is currently creating a Gate. While in front of him, an Ashiin tries to put down their friend and warm them up. Almost burning to death , the Ashiin picks up the knocked person. Walking towards Selim as he gets ready to teleport to another location. Eldigan the Ashiin drops Fritz to Selim, and this causes Selim to ascend a dimension. Overcome with the knowledge of the infinite multiverse, he dies immediately.
    ---
    Chapter Twelve:
    At Tundra, outside is the massive fucking dragon. Trying to help a Vind become a dslayer, he shoots a Percutines at the formidable dragon. Only merely scratching it. Realizing thunderbolts aren't going to help, Selim takes drastic measures. Shooting a Fimbulvetr at the dragon, causing it to ascend a dimension, and trying to share the Vind and Selim a portion of it's enlightenment, they die horribly. Their bodies mutilated beyond comprehension
    ---
    Chapter Thirteen:
    Selim fucking dies.
    ---------------
    And so, this is the end of our tale. But this isn't the end of our hero. What will be the results of Houseless Selim's travels the next time he awakens from his slumber? Only time will tell.

    • @HouselessSelim
      @HouselessSelim  4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I love this, thank you!

    • @elegyem2399
      @elegyem2399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BALDR BALDR BALDR BALDR

    • @gamelearn9768
      @gamelearn9768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How does this only have 3 fucking likes it’s amazing

    • @FrostyInUse
      @FrostyInUse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Masterpiece

    • @khitezkie3938
      @khitezkie3938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Epic

  • @FrostyInUse
    @FrostyInUse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    He finally remembered the password to his youtube account!

  • @flappyflap2693
    @flappyflap2693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    side note: i gripped an ashiin freshie and he said im going on the naughty list then i saw a guy in a bush stare at me then suddenly disappear

    • @MKZ-4
      @MKZ-4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yikes

    • @neoless2339
      @neoless2339 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ok memekid wtf dym the ashiins are his enslaved elves

    • @thespud1094
      @thespud1094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SCP has breached containmen-

    • @tato5822
      @tato5822 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      that also hapend to me, but i was on a vip server

    • @ordinaryhedgehog6256
      @ordinaryhedgehog6256 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh no.

  • @Agamatsu
    @Agamatsu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Another classic dropped 🔥

  • @wild6036
    @wild6036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I haven't laughed this hard in months, thank you selim.

  • @dobbyyyy
    @dobbyyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Flying mask will always be in our hearts... Aslong as you have 1 bound, I'm sure it's him...

  • @Bellmagine
    @Bellmagine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    U caught him lacking on January 19th 2020 ngl

    • @prism8133
      @prism8133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fr

    • @squidin9347
      @squidin9347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bro he did catch him lacking on January 19th 2020.

    • @aboudi2779
      @aboudi2779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      honestly doe. he was caught lacking on January 19th 2020

    • @deante6180
      @deante6180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i’m ngl that might’ve been me :/

  • @jorstar41
    @jorstar41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    old armour brough me a lot of memories
    awesome video as always

  • @itoxicmelon
    @itoxicmelon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    4:15 THAT SHUTDOWN KILLED ME LMAO

  • @junoyoan
    @junoyoan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    you're one of the rare people to put used songs as "chapters" for your video, thanks you

  • @dkcosta29
    @dkcosta29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Haven't laughed in a while, thank you zopen, much love keep doing what your doing buddy!.

  • @ali-uk6fo
    @ali-uk6fo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    my humor has deteriorated so much that baldr made me hoot and holler

  • @ridstric1755
    @ridstric1755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think this is the one and only time a rouge vid made me laugh you are immediately my favourite rouge channel

  • @Khan-us8gn
    @Khan-us8gn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    the skull guy with the zelda music in the background is the cutest thing ever omg

  • @catassistant
    @catassistant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    its strange hearing the kokiri forest theme without calebcity singing about drugs

  • @logavix7778
    @logavix7778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Selim! welcome back bro. so i just wanna say, whatever content you bring is fire. your edits is what get me so hype to watch your vids every time you drop one. whatever game you play, keep up the banging edits bro

  • @chayse00
    @chayse00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I got a bound.. but at what cost?" (enter random church knight that attacks Selim) ... "This one's for you.. my friend." "nevermind lmfao he got away"

  • @stairunderscore
    @stairunderscore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was a nice reminder of the good ol' Selim days.

  • @astroscraps
    @astroscraps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    thank you for one last upload and helping me get started with TH-cam as well

  • @shadow_8893
    @shadow_8893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yooo the scrupus knight hit so hard. Da feelings. Im so happy u finally uploaded a video :D

  • @PrinceZam
    @PrinceZam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best rogue TH-camr out there

  • @Nobrim1234
    @Nobrim1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The dude licking the ”khei water” eheh shit water boosted your energy to make this right

    • @HouselessSelim
      @HouselessSelim  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean not really lol, it's a good video though

  • @bxsicvlly5651
    @bxsicvlly5651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    took you a hot minute to get back, there hasn't been any good rogue content to watch so I'm grateful you have returned. :)

  • @爪尺乃卂
    @爪尺乃卂 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My life just got a new meaning to it thx to u daddy Selim.

  • @Stary_Dino
    @Stary_Dino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    bruh the 3 people that disliked got bounded by selim

  • @danilovucic2620
    @danilovucic2620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i stopped playing rouge like maybe 9 months ago but i still love watching your videos

  • @Awxxrd
    @Awxxrd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yes, another post from my favorite lore character

    • @syevaa
      @syevaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who?

  • @mool487
    @mool487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i havent played rogue in ages but of course im gonna watch one of your rogue videos

  • @swirmybeast4270
    @swirmybeast4270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Selim... im just happy you here

  • @Ranzaxx
    @Ranzaxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the nose exhales were strong with this one

  • @Fenixeu.
    @Fenixeu. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:30 had me dying 😂

  • @ashenreality410
    @ashenreality410 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:01 *MANGEKYOU IN THE EYYYYYYYYYYYESSS ONLY SEE BLOOD WHEN A NINJA CRIIIIIIIIIIESSS*

  • @diablo_winters
    @diablo_winters 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i dont care if you dont upload that much you still inspire me to get ck hybird

  • @kosaderi2988
    @kosaderi2988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    5:25 this has no right to be this funny

  • @dinorahmorales7664
    @dinorahmorales7664 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of the TH-camrs who make Rogue actually fun and less miserable.

  • @justyami
    @justyami 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The man himself

  • @egginese
    @egginese 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Real talk, selim with hoppa :Flushed:
    I expect to see a bloxburg ganking video in meepcity tomorrow, if not pull up in north korea be there or be square.

  • @kairos-
    @kairos- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8 minutes and 13 seconds of PURE entertainment.

  • @gentlejack64
    @gentlejack64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guys videos are always funny man 😂 keep it up bro

  • @silxm
    @silxm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    rip omanr boonk he seemed like a cool mask to talk to though fr

  • @4slaykore
    @4slaykore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:09 scrupus knight throwback😔

  • @okay-zv8pe
    @okay-zv8pe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Been a while huh" Reeee. I really missed your videos though and great editing! I hope you upload some more stuff even if it's not rogue.

  • @wild6036
    @wild6036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That shrieker fr messed you up

  • @icecoaster
    @icecoaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this channel so much ty for finally posting

  • @MasterMinecartYTT
    @MasterMinecartYTT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:56 also funny lol

  • @kamuibelo956
    @kamuibelo956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "A mimir"
    Good reference bro.

  • @murdrf2607
    @murdrf2607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I mean cool vid in all but,
    Have you heard about the nasdaq?

    • @elheavenly3224
      @elheavenly3224 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nasdaq?

    • @is3nsor
      @is3nsor 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elheavenly3224 clearly you dont know bout the nasdaq

    • @user-ot7kc3qw3r
      @user-ot7kc3qw3r 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      we dont....we dont really speak about the nasdaq around at these parts..

    • @is3nsor
      @is3nsor 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-ot7kc3qw3r mmm

    • @chain695
      @chain695 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      guess he hasn’t heard of nasdaq

  • @RoB-oj5ki
    @RoB-oj5ki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Selim u were in ps yesterday! Remember an uber spy and gaian dsage vibing on the roof

  • @CursedAlfie
    @CursedAlfie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's been so long.. Our hero is out of the cave of lies. At last, Hope! But nothing happens.

  • @SukariXI
    @SukariXI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mans remembered he had videos folder

  • @postmailer9223
    @postmailer9223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Let us remember this day this video was made. December 20th, 2020.. Seems familiar, right? Deepwoken comes out on december 20, 2021... We didnt see it... Zopen IS RAGOOZERRRRR

  • @ashenreality410
    @ashenreality410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *In A Badlands Chugs Voice* Enjoy this oldie, but a goodie.

  • @Senneih_cram
    @Senneih_cram 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the whole channel : "been a while huh"

  • @Coolpark53736
    @Coolpark53736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At "I honestly have no idea", The name of the Spongebob background song is "Killer Birds".

  • @go-at7783
    @go-at7783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:50 this shit had me crying

  • @paheemala3386
    @paheemala3386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    poor ck, didnt realize that killing hybrids doesnt count for deep

    • @lowrhyan567
      @lowrhyan567 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He didnt even knew he was a hybrid

  • @Aetheriant
    @Aetheriant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    TOP TIER CONTENT AS ALWAYS AMIGO

  • @ShefBoyR
    @ShefBoyR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That baldr hit different lmfao

  • @guappo328
    @guappo328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yo? Selim uploading hol up

  • @randallplumb4178
    @randallplumb4178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ah asteria days.. nostalgia

  • @DariusCee
    @DariusCee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I honestly have no idea let me know" Zopen that's from Sponge bob i'm pretty sure like when something ironic happens

    • @HouselessSelim
      @HouselessSelim  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      gonna need a lil bit more info, thanks though

    • @DariusCee
      @DariusCee 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can't find it lol I tried for hours

  • @guanglaikangyi3795
    @guanglaikangyi3795 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    i stopped playing roblox around 1,5 years ago and still love the videos lol

  • @ludeey4851
    @ludeey4851 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:59
    “Children in the dungeon”

  • @notmuchofapeacemakerr8048
    @notmuchofapeacemakerr8048 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I never seen selim as the type of guy to bear up his Young Ck

  • @Vanpora
    @Vanpora 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    BABE WAKE UP SELIM UPLOADED

  • @poonalili2926
    @poonalili2926 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    you have restored my heart, thank you.

  • @djembe7900
    @djembe7900 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    we will remember scrupus knight... rest in piece..

  • @keny1000
    @keny1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:39 i feel like i remember doing this back when i was a gaian

  • @huydraining
    @huydraining 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:57 HAD ME CRYING BALDR

  • @TheQueen-cf6gc
    @TheQueen-cf6gc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    THE MASK ONE WAS ADORABLE

  • @SpiriSamurai
    @SpiriSamurai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:37 you said my birthday, and I was playing rogue then and I thought you saw me slippin on my bday 💀

    • @time9929
      @time9929 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Somebody took an L on your birthday lol.

  • @PureBeenSki
    @PureBeenSki 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:24 caught me off guard 😭😭

  • @sentientsaltshaker4419
    @sentientsaltshaker4419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    all that drip on the outside, bacon hair on the inside...
    😻😻😻😻

  • @jun82663
    @jun82663 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:33 the moment he realized he f**** up

  • @littles2k198
    @littles2k198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hell yea I'm eating good
    Garlic bread goes hard

  • @commitzero
    @commitzero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Baldr do be vibing tho

  • @aaavvv4015
    @aaavvv4015 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Remembering the good Old days with selim, the ussual.

  • @__grimmkind__
    @__grimmkind__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ayeee, another nice video! see you in next 1-3 months when you remember your youtube password!

  • @goatedracks5784
    @goatedracks5784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:28 im dyinnn LOL

  • @enbaconing9507
    @enbaconing9507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The FF6 battle theme still be hitting hard

  • @Quimelos
    @Quimelos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i laughed so hard on so many parts of the video its amazingly funny

  • @erit3784
    @erit3784 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The gaian at 5:45 got me bruh

  • @slayerokcbmx9679
    @slayerokcbmx9679 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:40 Im like 60% sure that was me, I was on my shinobi right after dying to a hacker and trying to get my tanto back without getting murdered

  • @cadenseymour8805
    @cadenseymour8805 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    feel bad for the ck at 2:30 wanted to solo prog his deepknight and it was a ck necro with godspells oof

  • @Krawzo
    @Krawzo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I waited so long for this moment😳

  • @skygeta2623
    @skygeta2623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s been a while, longer than it took for gpo update 1

  • @g1va526
    @g1va526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The return of a legend.

  • @sentinelcalling4314
    @sentinelcalling4314 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    He has finally awakened. . . Our lord Selim has awakened.

  • @zyreph7196
    @zyreph7196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Theory:
    Esther is Selims female name ( switch witch ) that he uses when he doesn’t want to be recognised.

    • @HouselessSelim
      @HouselessSelim  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Factual

    • @is3nsor
      @is3nsor 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      who doesnt know this..

    • @zyreph7196
      @zyreph7196 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@is3nsor wait did he say this before?

    • @asfqwfqwsfa
      @asfqwfqwsfa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      as i know that's an alt

  • @shin2266
    @shin2266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:49 kinda sad

  • @jqn5751
    @jqn5751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Over already? Cya in 2022

  • @LuxVuxid
    @LuxVuxid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey I met you in a ps on Friday I was the rigan assassin with the helmet thanks for the screenshot

  • @komedi9236
    @komedi9236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Return of the King.

  • @soy1119
    @soy1119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's finally back from getting milk!

  • @strange6165
    @strange6165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I legit laughed at a roblox video
    I never thought I'd say that ever.

  • @diablovus7168
    @diablovus7168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    JANUARY 19TH THAT WAS ME 😭😭😭 THE ROBLOX AUTO WALK THING SCREWED ME UP OK

  • @remytheratty
    @remytheratty 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    welcome back spear brother

  • @jordanium5593
    @jordanium5593 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:07 the cost of your humanity

  • @argsnarf
    @argsnarf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    pog the mans back at it again

  • @felion8165
    @felion8165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cool video, why don't you gank ultra classes anymore?

    • @HouselessSelim
      @HouselessSelim  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      after a while, you get bored of it
      there's no real point in doing it, since there are no ranks
      and on top of that, nowadays whenever I do try to gank someone, they just end up yelling "OMG SELIM CAN I GET A SCREENSHOT?"