Chapter One: In this video, we see our hero and gaia vagabond Selim embark on adventure full of twists, turns and heartache. In his travels, he comes across an disembodied mask named Omanr. Cursed to be a mask forever without a physical body with only one goal in mind to get a class, he comes across our hero. Finally able to sunder his ties to this mortal realm, he asks Selim to slay him. Struck with grief, Selim puts Omanr out of his misery. While grieving from the loss of his close friend, another Church Knight appears with murderous intent. They battle, and so Selim declares that this fight will be for Omanr's sake. But since this is a comedy instead of a tragedy, the Church Knight escapes intact. ------- Chapter Two: On another adventure, Selim while overlooking a battle at Oresfall on a big ass tree, intends to slaughter one of the people there to satiate his bloodlust. Preparing and then casting the spell "Fimbulvetr" , he makes a big mistake. He miscasts the spell and is sent flying off the tree, followed by the hilarious vine boom sound effect. His health dropped to fatal levels, and panic coursing through his veins, he manages to get up without being killed. But has a severe leg injury. Later on, he tries again but almost dies in the process a second time. ----- Chapter Three: Because he is built different, Selim travels to the Crypt of Kings to obtain Shrieker Eyes alongside his acquaintances; Charlotte and a Faceless Female. Charlotte, unknowing of the consequences of using Sagitta Sol while Selim is using his Shriekers to battle the rabid ones inside, he gives them a warning not to put down the spell to assist him. After a while, tragedy struck. One of his Shriekers, believing that the Faceless One was an enemy, slapped them. With their horribly delayed reaction time, and not even realizing they're combat tagged, they log anyways. Charlotte is heartbroken while Selim is surprised. ---- Chapter Four: In his wee days, we see Selim in an house before he adopted the title of "Houseless Selim." in his travels in the Tundra, he comes across a Faceless one and is so terrified that he leaves the game and shuts down his computer. ---- Chapter Five: Selim is fucking around at the tomeless ritual area. Someone logs in outside the door, unassuming to our heroes' presence. To give them a warning, he fires a Percutines right at them while they're inside of their forcefield. Immediately afraid, they log. --- Chapter Six: In a brutal scuffle against a Shrieker with the life of a Kasparan named Sagr on the line, Selim steps in to save his life. Battling the Shrieker. Both exchange blows, taking mortal damage. As the battle continues to go head to head, the Shrieker reveals that he is the One Tail Jinchuriki of Shukaku. To show his divine power compared to that of Selim, he uses Snap Sand Coffin. Trapping him underground, and surprising our hero. ---- Chapter Seven: ITACHIIIIIIII- Sorry about that. Selim, travelling in Oresfall is doing some real nigga shit. Until the realest of niggas descends before him. Crescendo, The One Between Worlds flies towards our hero at blinding speeds with religious intent in mind. Before they clashed, Selim logged. ---- Chapter Eight: Hanging around with meme house Inizio, Selim detects a local Ashiin Freshspawn at the Sentinel Bridge. Selim, being an animal that must establish dominance over those who are weaker, shoots a barrage of Armis to show that he is indeed that nigga. The Ashiin, being an competitive prideful race dodges almost every Armis blast. Before being knocked into the water from a blast straight to the face. The poor guy never stood a chance. --- Chapter Nine: *What's that? You thought no one saw you take an L on January 19th, 2020? Well think again, fool. Because Selim is always watching.* --- Chapter Ten: Literally standing still, Selim comes across a local god. Baldr, Breaker of Covenants stands before him. Establishing his dominance over Oresfall. While vibing, an Abysswalker spawns in after possibly combat logging. Seeing Selim a few houses away , they have a conversation. Selim offers to help the poor guy, but he decides to take his own life. Jumping off the house. Baldr, looking at the Abysswalker walks toward him. Eradicating his existence, and grateful for the sacrifice. ---- Chapter Eleven: Selim, at the warmy warm fireplace at Tundra is currently creating a Gate. While in front of him, an Ashiin tries to put down their friend and warm them up. Almost burning to death , the Ashiin picks up the knocked person. Walking towards Selim as he gets ready to teleport to another location. Eldigan the Ashiin drops Fritz to Selim, and this causes Selim to ascend a dimension. Overcome with the knowledge of the infinite multiverse, he dies immediately. --- Chapter Twelve: At Tundra, outside is the massive fucking dragon. Trying to help a Vind become a dslayer, he shoots a Percutines at the formidable dragon. Only merely scratching it. Realizing thunderbolts aren't going to help, Selim takes drastic measures. Shooting a Fimbulvetr at the dragon, causing it to ascend a dimension, and trying to share the Vind and Selim a portion of it's enlightenment, they die horribly. Their bodies mutilated beyond comprehension --- Chapter Thirteen: Selim fucking dies. --------------- And so, this is the end of our tale. But this isn't the end of our hero. What will be the results of Houseless Selim's travels the next time he awakens from his slumber? Only time will tell.
Selim! welcome back bro. so i just wanna say, whatever content you bring is fire. your edits is what get me so hype to watch your vids every time you drop one. whatever game you play, keep up the banging edits bro
"I got a bound.. but at what cost?" (enter random church knight that attacks Selim) ... "This one's for you.. my friend." "nevermind lmfao he got away"
Real talk, selim with hoppa :Flushed: I expect to see a bloxburg ganking video in meepcity tomorrow, if not pull up in north korea be there or be square.
Let us remember this day this video was made. December 20th, 2020.. Seems familiar, right? Deepwoken comes out on december 20, 2021... We didnt see it... Zopen IS RAGOOZERRRRR
after a while, you get bored of it there's no real point in doing it, since there are no ranks and on top of that, nowadays whenever I do try to gank someone, they just end up yelling "OMG SELIM CAN I GET A SCREENSHOT?"
Chapter One:
In this video, we see our hero and gaia vagabond Selim embark on adventure full of twists, turns and heartache. In his travels, he comes across an disembodied mask named Omanr. Cursed to be a mask forever without a physical body with only one goal in mind to get a class, he comes across our hero. Finally able to sunder his ties to this mortal realm, he asks Selim to slay him. Struck with grief, Selim puts Omanr out of his misery. While grieving from the loss of his close friend, another Church Knight appears with murderous intent. They battle, and so Selim declares that this fight will be for Omanr's sake. But since this is a comedy instead of a tragedy, the Church Knight escapes intact.
-------
Chapter Two:
On another adventure, Selim while overlooking a battle at Oresfall on a big ass tree, intends to slaughter one of the people there to satiate his bloodlust. Preparing and then casting the spell "Fimbulvetr" , he makes a big mistake. He miscasts the spell and is sent flying off the tree, followed by the hilarious vine boom sound effect. His health dropped to fatal levels, and panic coursing through his veins, he manages to get up without being killed. But has a severe leg injury. Later on, he tries again but almost dies in the process a second time.
-----
Chapter Three:
Because he is built different, Selim travels to the Crypt of Kings to obtain Shrieker Eyes alongside his acquaintances; Charlotte and a Faceless Female. Charlotte, unknowing of the consequences of using Sagitta Sol while Selim is using his Shriekers to battle the rabid ones inside, he gives them a warning not to put down the spell to assist him. After a while, tragedy struck. One of his Shriekers, believing that the Faceless One was an enemy, slapped them. With their horribly delayed reaction time, and not even realizing they're combat tagged, they log anyways. Charlotte is heartbroken while Selim is surprised.
----
Chapter Four:
In his wee days, we see Selim in an house before he adopted the title of "Houseless Selim." in his travels in the Tundra, he comes across a Faceless one and is so terrified that he leaves the game and shuts down his computer.
----
Chapter Five:
Selim is fucking around at the tomeless ritual area. Someone logs in outside the door, unassuming to our heroes' presence. To give them a warning, he fires a Percutines right at them while they're inside of their forcefield. Immediately afraid, they log.
---
Chapter Six:
In a brutal scuffle against a Shrieker with the life of a Kasparan named Sagr on the line, Selim steps in to save his life. Battling the Shrieker. Both exchange blows, taking mortal damage. As the battle continues to go head to head, the Shrieker reveals that he is the One Tail Jinchuriki of Shukaku. To show his divine power compared to that of Selim, he uses Snap Sand Coffin. Trapping him underground, and surprising our hero.
----
Chapter Seven:
ITACHIIIIIIII- Sorry about that. Selim, travelling in Oresfall is doing some real nigga shit. Until the realest of niggas descends before him. Crescendo, The One Between Worlds flies towards our hero at blinding speeds with religious intent in mind. Before they clashed, Selim logged.
----
Chapter Eight:
Hanging around with meme house Inizio, Selim detects a local Ashiin Freshspawn at the Sentinel Bridge. Selim, being an animal that must establish dominance over those who are weaker, shoots a barrage of Armis to show that he is indeed that nigga. The Ashiin, being an competitive prideful race dodges almost every Armis blast. Before being knocked into the water from a blast straight to the face. The poor guy never stood a chance.
---
Chapter Nine:
*What's that? You thought no one saw you take an L on January 19th, 2020? Well think again, fool. Because Selim is always watching.*
---
Chapter Ten:
Literally standing still, Selim comes across a local god. Baldr, Breaker of Covenants stands before him. Establishing his dominance over Oresfall. While vibing, an Abysswalker spawns in after possibly combat logging. Seeing Selim a few houses away , they have a conversation. Selim offers to help the poor guy, but he decides to take his own life. Jumping off the house. Baldr, looking at the Abysswalker walks toward him. Eradicating his existence, and grateful for the sacrifice.
----
Chapter Eleven:
Selim, at the warmy warm fireplace at Tundra is currently creating a Gate. While in front of him, an Ashiin tries to put down their friend and warm them up. Almost burning to death , the Ashiin picks up the knocked person. Walking towards Selim as he gets ready to teleport to another location. Eldigan the Ashiin drops Fritz to Selim, and this causes Selim to ascend a dimension. Overcome with the knowledge of the infinite multiverse, he dies immediately.
---
Chapter Twelve:
At Tundra, outside is the massive fucking dragon. Trying to help a Vind become a dslayer, he shoots a Percutines at the formidable dragon. Only merely scratching it. Realizing thunderbolts aren't going to help, Selim takes drastic measures. Shooting a Fimbulvetr at the dragon, causing it to ascend a dimension, and trying to share the Vind and Selim a portion of it's enlightenment, they die horribly. Their bodies mutilated beyond comprehension
---
Chapter Thirteen:
Selim fucking dies.
---------------
And so, this is the end of our tale. But this isn't the end of our hero. What will be the results of Houseless Selim's travels the next time he awakens from his slumber? Only time will tell.
I love this, thank you!
BALDR BALDR BALDR BALDR
How does this only have 3 fucking likes it’s amazing
Masterpiece
Epic
He finally remembered the password to his youtube account!
LOL
@@oapiy5840 LOL
Lol
yesww
Lmao
side note: i gripped an ashiin freshie and he said im going on the naughty list then i saw a guy in a bush stare at me then suddenly disappear
yikes
ok memekid wtf dym the ashiins are his enslaved elves
SCP has breached containmen-
that also hapend to me, but i was on a vip server
Oh no.
Another classic dropped 🔥
yes agamatsu
no agamatsu
maybe agamatsu
possibly agamatsu
certainly agamatsu
I haven't laughed this hard in months, thank you selim.
Flying mask will always be in our hearts... Aslong as you have 1 bound, I'm sure it's him...
😔
😔😔
U caught him lacking on January 19th 2020 ngl
Fr
Bro he did catch him lacking on January 19th 2020.
honestly doe. he was caught lacking on January 19th 2020
i’m ngl that might’ve been me :/
old armour brough me a lot of memories
awesome video as always
4:15 THAT SHUTDOWN KILLED ME LMAO
you're one of the rare people to put used songs as "chapters" for your video, thanks you
Haven't laughed in a while, thank you zopen, much love keep doing what your doing buddy!.
my humor has deteriorated so much that baldr made me hoot and holler
I think this is the one and only time a rouge vid made me laugh you are immediately my favourite rouge channel
thank you
the skull guy with the zelda music in the background is the cutest thing ever omg
its strange hearing the kokiri forest theme without calebcity singing about drugs
Selim! welcome back bro. so i just wanna say, whatever content you bring is fire. your edits is what get me so hype to watch your vids every time you drop one. whatever game you play, keep up the banging edits bro
thank you
"I got a bound.. but at what cost?" (enter random church knight that attacks Selim) ... "This one's for you.. my friend." "nevermind lmfao he got away"
This was a nice reminder of the good ol' Selim days.
thank you for one last upload and helping me get started with TH-cam as well
Yooo the scrupus knight hit so hard. Da feelings. Im so happy u finally uploaded a video :D
Best rogue TH-camr out there
The dude licking the ”khei water” eheh shit water boosted your energy to make this right
I mean not really lol, it's a good video though
took you a hot minute to get back, there hasn't been any good rogue content to watch so I'm grateful you have returned. :)
My life just got a new meaning to it thx to u daddy Selim.
bruh the 3 people that disliked got bounded by selim
i stopped playing rouge like maybe 9 months ago but i still love watching your videos
Yes, another post from my favorite lore character
Who?
i havent played rogue in ages but of course im gonna watch one of your rogue videos
Selim... im just happy you here
the nose exhales were strong with this one
0:30 had me dying 😂
5:01 *MANGEKYOU IN THE EYYYYYYYYYYYESSS ONLY SEE BLOOD WHEN A NINJA CRIIIIIIIIIIESSS*
i dont care if you dont upload that much you still inspire me to get ck hybird
5:25 this has no right to be this funny
Ong LOL
One of the TH-camrs who make Rogue actually fun and less miserable.
The man himself
Real talk, selim with hoppa :Flushed:
I expect to see a bloxburg ganking video in meepcity tomorrow, if not pull up in north korea be there or be square.
8 minutes and 13 seconds of PURE entertainment.
This guys videos are always funny man 😂 keep it up bro
rip omanr boonk he seemed like a cool mask to talk to though fr
7:09 scrupus knight throwback😔
"Been a while huh" Reeee. I really missed your videos though and great editing! I hope you upload some more stuff even if it's not rogue.
That shrieker fr messed you up
I love this channel so much ty for finally posting
6:56 also funny lol
"A mimir"
Good reference bro.
I mean cool vid in all but,
Have you heard about the nasdaq?
Nasdaq?
@@elheavenly3224 clearly you dont know bout the nasdaq
we dont....we dont really speak about the nasdaq around at these parts..
@@user-ot7kc3qw3r mmm
guess he hasn’t heard of nasdaq
Selim u were in ps yesterday! Remember an uber spy and gaian dsage vibing on the roof
It's been so long.. Our hero is out of the cave of lies. At last, Hope! But nothing happens.
Mans remembered he had videos folder
Let us remember this day this video was made. December 20th, 2020.. Seems familiar, right? Deepwoken comes out on december 20, 2021... We didnt see it... Zopen IS RAGOOZERRRRR
*In A Badlands Chugs Voice* Enjoy this oldie, but a goodie.
the whole channel : "been a while huh"
At "I honestly have no idea", The name of the Spongebob background song is "Killer Birds".
thank you!
@@HouselessSelim ayo you responded to the wrong comment lol
?
6:50 this shit had me crying
poor ck, didnt realize that killing hybrids doesnt count for deep
He didnt even knew he was a hybrid
TOP TIER CONTENT AS ALWAYS AMIGO
That baldr hit different lmfao
Yo? Selim uploading hol up
ah asteria days.. nostalgia
"I honestly have no idea let me know" Zopen that's from Sponge bob i'm pretty sure like when something ironic happens
gonna need a lil bit more info, thanks though
Can't find it lol I tried for hours
i stopped playing roblox around 1,5 years ago and still love the videos lol
6:59
“Children in the dungeon”
I never seen selim as the type of guy to bear up his Young Ck
BABE WAKE UP SELIM UPLOADED
you have restored my heart, thank you.
we will remember scrupus knight... rest in piece..
5:39 i feel like i remember doing this back when i was a gaian
5:57 HAD ME CRYING BALDR
THE MASK ONE WAS ADORABLE
5:37 you said my birthday, and I was playing rogue then and I thought you saw me slippin on my bday 💀
Somebody took an L on your birthday lol.
5:24 caught me off guard 😭😭
all that drip on the outside, bacon hair on the inside...
😻😻😻😻
2:33 the moment he realized he f**** up
Hell yea I'm eating good
Garlic bread goes hard
facts
Baldr do be vibing tho
Remembering the good Old days with selim, the ussual.
Ayeee, another nice video! see you in next 1-3 months when you remember your youtube password!
5:28 im dyinnn LOL
The FF6 battle theme still be hitting hard
i laughed so hard on so many parts of the video its amazingly funny
thank you
The gaian at 5:45 got me bruh
5:40 Im like 60% sure that was me, I was on my shinobi right after dying to a hacker and trying to get my tanto back without getting murdered
feel bad for the ck at 2:30 wanted to solo prog his deepknight and it was a ck necro with godspells oof
I waited so long for this moment😳
It’s been a while, longer than it took for gpo update 1
The return of a legend.
He has finally awakened. . . Our lord Selim has awakened.
Theory:
Esther is Selims female name ( switch witch ) that he uses when he doesn’t want to be recognised.
Factual
who doesnt know this..
@@is3nsor wait did he say this before?
as i know that's an alt
1:49 kinda sad
Over already? Cya in 2022
Hey I met you in a ps on Friday I was the rigan assassin with the helmet thanks for the screenshot
Return of the King.
He's finally back from getting milk!
I legit laughed at a roblox video
I never thought I'd say that ever.
JANUARY 19TH THAT WAS ME 😭😭😭 THE ROBLOX AUTO WALK THING SCREWED ME UP OK
welcome back spear brother
2:07 the cost of your humanity
pog the mans back at it again
Cool video, why don't you gank ultra classes anymore?
after a while, you get bored of it
there's no real point in doing it, since there are no ranks
and on top of that, nowadays whenever I do try to gank someone, they just end up yelling "OMG SELIM CAN I GET A SCREENSHOT?"