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"There's always a crystal." Sir, you're not wrong... you are, in fact, incredibly right. They made a Final Fantasy game about how there is always a crystal in Final Fantasy games, called Dissidia.
I love how he looks at Elijah and says- "sorry... or a ring!" And Elijah just has this blank look at him for a solid second and then realizes- 'oh! He's talking about that super successful movie franchise I was in!'
@@ron.hertzberg Uhm pretty sure all the actors got royalties, and Elijah got paid 10 million just to return for a brief moment as Frodo in the hobbit trilogy. Most people will not earn 10 million in their entire lifetime.
django chubbinz lol 10 years!!???????? Wtf! all of the final fantasies have been dumb but this takes the cake!! You will never play a game worst than this! Wow! Go play battlefield if u want ur moneys worth.
LOL that was pretty funny. I love how he was surprised to see the boys suddenly have a tent and other outdoor gear when earlier they couldn't buy anything from the stores they were walking through.
Well honestly, I game a lot too but putting 72 realtime hours into a boss fight? No, not going to happen. Also, the designs are still very Japanese emo nightclub-y which is very off-putting if you're not into that. Not my thing. I'll go back to playing 14, despite the bad voice acting. ;)
oh shut up dude there having fun oh they're mocking my precious senpai game.....I must bitch on the keyboard that I'll make it go away.........grow up bitch baby
Honest? I'd say most of these are played up for the camera for comedic purposes. For entertainment purposes, sure it's a great review but if you want an actual review, this is really not a good source. If you want an actual review, watch reviews that go in depth with details about what their pros and cons and actually know what they're talking about. Conan is not actually reviewing the game, nor is he trying to. He skips the majority of the game, doesn't engage with the story or anything and that's perfectly fine for a comedic bit. They're only paying Conan for publicity and advertisement, they're not paying him expecting him to give an actual review.
@@Kaxology I've played and finished this game and I think this is a pretty good I won't say review, but first impressions. It does waste your time "aggressively" almost 50% of my time was spent in busy work, pushing cars, covering large distances on foot, dialogue trees which had no relevance to the story and was just there for the padding.
@@Kaxology Let's be real. Nobody and I mean absolutely nobody, hardcore gamer or casual player comes to watch Conan for his well thought out and carefully articulated "review" to decide if they should buy the game. He's just doing a comedy segment and featuring the game. That being said, like Joe F said, he doesn't talk it up. He doesn't pretend to like it. His reactions do seem honest. And I really appreciate that. A different host like Jimmy Fallon would probably pretend to like the game. But not Conan. And that's why we love him. Also rewatching these old videos and I can't help but feel that Conan in his own way understood issues with a lot of these games. And its hilarious!!
@@TheMovieslingers No, his "bit" is that he is disinterested at video games and doesn't even try to engage in any of the games. He doesn't care about the story or learning any of the mechanics in any of the video games, he only seems to care about the big flashy scenes which is fine for his bits. Surely you can tell that those are all just bits right? Those are not honest reactions, if you actually want to get into something, you'd actually sit down and play it instead of looking for moments to make snarky remarks for your show which doesn't have nearly enough time to get anywhere in the game. Most of the "issues" he points out are just stuff he doesn't like, stuff that people who are more invested would be a definite pro. Long storyline are suppose to get you invested, not intended for you to just skip around. Arduous completion lists has been a staple of JRPGs for a pretty long time and it's obvious that it's something not everyone likes.
Elijah’s one of the best celeb guests they’ve had coming over. Genuinely engaged in the game, actively partipating in the gameplay and the discussion and could roll with Conan’s antics all the way through
Yeah, sometimes it's like the celebrities visiting aren't really all there, responding with generic answers and hardly reacting to anything. It's a bit weird sometimes. But Elijah was great!
I don't know how any game company will allow Conan to make a review for their game after this.......but god I am happy I was able to witness this glorious review
Duel Verse And there is even more plentiful footage showing that the game does take place in "the desert". This iteration of final fantasy takes the concept of "go from point a to b" monotony to a whole new level.
@@JayGamerShow yes with Norman Reedus it sucks he hasn't did clueless gamer in a while, I think it may have something to do with gamers taking offense to his reviews
no... not really... that's just you projecting your impressions. You guys always keep forgetting there are complete camera rigs pointed at them and are fully aware of being recorded, Conan even more painfully so since he feels the pressure to entertain.
@@Tecolote41 wholesome? To splay' empty nothings , even if they do sound "good"? ehhh I dunno , it's akin to mental illness. I'm just saying, if people remembered about the cameras more often less of us would be talking shite. You can miss it a few times... but doing it chronically does do things to you. Such as getting people like me to point it out. Speaking of missing the point !!!! Hendricus G. Loos Really interesting name.
IGN review is for people that know what a JRPG is, and just want to know how good of one it is, while this is for people that don't normally play games, that are not pre-installed on their phone.
Lol i think ign is a pay for a good review type of medium that companies use to get a hype train going. They have horrible interviews and the info the give is very vague.
"...the newest chapter in one of the longest running video game series of all time, Final Fantasy XV..." *silence* "...and joining us today, Elijah Wood" *standing ovation from the crowd*
claystar9valor I don't think that's what's going on, plenty of people over 30 play video games regularly. It's likely more to do with how the audience is controlled during studio tapings. They react on queue.
Blorp Weatherby Let's call it 50% what I said and 50% what you said. Not everyone follows studio queues, especially if they're a fan of something they see or hear.
I think you are both wrong. A studio audience isn't the same type of people as the folks that go to anime conventions. People that actually spend hours waiting in line and getting screened to go on a late night show are just into seeing famous people in person, not gaming. I don't know a single gamer that would actually want to see Elijah Wood enough to travel to an event like this to do it, I know I wouldn't. You see this on the Daily Show as well, its the guest that usually gets the best applause, its just what that cultural group is into. You probably can't just sign up for the gamer part of this show, so its unlikely many people were here for the game.
@@fideljr1763 Well to be fair, it took them 10 years because they had to reboot it completely twice during development and them developing their own engine to run it caused them a lot of problems. That's why the FF7 remake is using Unreal Engine 4 instead.
Rewatching this now, I finally understand all his references. There’s...a certain satisfaction to know that 3 years of english major led to me understanding Conan describe FF
Conan is the witty smart guy Denis Miller thinks he is. the difference between a genius and a midwit doing comedy is that one knows how to use references humorously and one uses them to suffocate humor in a needy scream for validation
alexander linderson I think its a special boss that must meet certain conditions, maybe summing up the time it takes to defeat it would be 72 hours total?
Yeah probably an estimated 72 gameplay hours into the game, not a literal three day no sleep battle. Either that or there's an in-game clock that has to pass, like in Pokemon to grow berries time has to pass irl, but you don't have to be playing the game. In the first case, that is a lot, but plenty of people put more than 72 hours into their favorite games.
That statement could mean 2 things most likely: - It takes 72 in game hours (around 3 hours) - You need to have powered up and played the game for 72 hours before fighting it.
More likely is that you never actually fight it and it's like one of those stupid send a squad off and it'll happen 72 real time hours from now used in Bravely Default and some of the Assassin's Creed games.
"This whole thing is a giant.... blue balls.... waste of time" He said it for comedy, but it is actually his most accurate review of a game on clueless gamer.
@@dranzerjetli5126 this is not skyrim, oblivion, morrowind, baldur's gate, gothic, risen and other great RPGs, this is JRPG. I played FFX and that game is incredibly boring linear nonsensical mess, main character has no backstory no motivation and you spend few initial hours just blindly go forward without any reason or explanation. And there is no real dialog to question NPCs. FF games are overrated as the whole JRPG genre.
Really? He pointed out pretty legit things most people would think. Like, why AM I pushing "supposedly" expensive car through a desert. Why did we get it fixed when we were gonna ride chickens? Why am I reading about dresses???? lol To be very fair, these were all normal things to be like "What?" lol
exactly. a lot of game designers nowadays forget the fundamental of game is to make it fun, not make it real. why would we want it real if we can do in real life. Fantasy should be fantasy and those mundane stuffs can be axed since they weren't necessary.
i dont understand the realism in going to places more beautiful than any place you will ever be and fighting a giant worm while casting magical spells.
Right? So I beat the game, got 10 hours into new game+ and was in the middle of fighting Yojimbo. . That's when I paused the game, put the controller down and said to myself ... "I just realized I don't like this game".
@@Allan_Stone theres nothing called a flawed masterpiece. Its a flawed deserted trainwreck, that couldve been a masterpiece. I liked it but only because i put the effort to connect the dots, hoping for a remake.
@@xcaluhbration I was lucky; 15-20 minutes into the game is when I made that decision. It was in combat practice after you get the pistol guy. He was sliding around in his combat animation when it clearly was not warranted. I was like, "Yup, if these are the design choices made evident in the beginning of the game....then I'm not going to like it." I do not regret my decision.
It's not really undoable when you take into account the fact that you can just put the ps4 in sleep mode with the app running, just pray that there isn't a power outage lol.
Conan was directly and openly verbalizing the truths of why the game and its designers failed to be worth our time. That is not "throwing shade", it is called "reading". The word "shade" should only be used by those who know how to use it correctly. If you think the word "reading" is too boring to deserve mainstream usage outside whatever corner of the LGBTTBBQIAAP community it got started in, then yes, I COMPLETELY agree with you.
Scott Anthony.. You are a moron. Trying to explain the applications of street words but ultimately ending up sounding more uneducated than dog vomit. I would get into a battle of wits with you, but I don't attack someone who's unarmed. Explaining the level of absurdities you spewed and how incorrect they are to you would be frivolous considering I don't have any crayons and paper. Next time you try to "Inform" someone on proper terminology make sure you've done your research kid.
easily the best "guest" on the show, considering he actually knew what the hell he was talking about/doing and understood the source material enough to know what a chocobo was, albeit vaguely Bless Elijah Wood
Not really, best example is CoD. Literally every single video has the Dislike bar overshadowing the likes. Yet, year after year they still sell like hot cakes. Granted this time around it's finally on the decline. All you need is the right marketing. With that said, what is one video by Conan O'Brian going to do. lol. Also the fact that he always says he is not a gamer speaks volumes heh.
@@bLuGhOsT_ Yes. Why is pushing a car through the desert at the start of a game. Stop hiring typical writers for games, it makes them boring. It's like watching netflix but it asks "are you still watching?" every 10 minutes. The rule for good tv and movies is "show, don't tell" and the rule for games should be "play, dont show" and lame, braindead quicktime events don't count.
@@neiloch Play Call of Duty then. If you're that much of an Aspie to complain about 1 minute of gameplay that builds up on the characters relationship with one another, then don't bother with these games.
The first time I saw this, I immediately knew what was in store and how Conan would react. This game is 10000% the type of game that Conan has absolutely no patience for. I don't blame him either. He should have had gotten Elijah back to play Shadow of War though.
I love Final Fantasy and laughed a lot too. You would have to have your head up your ass to not realize that there some parts to Final Fantasy that are really stupid when you think about them, and seem completely insane to someone that doesn't play video games.
Haha hes in on it, and most of this is rehearsed. If you watch their live streams the guy who is getting picked on, almost controls the show. he plays the character of super geek for this segment :)
Sharpnova I'm pretty sure I've seen him in footage from back when Conan was on NBC and I definitely saw him when Conan was doing his live tours before he even got a spot on TBS so he couldn't be a network exec. More likely a exec producer or senior writer.
He is a currently a network exec and not even Conan's direct boss. He's a VP at TBS. Conan isn't a TBS holder so he is a TBS employee with no stake. This guy is literally Conan's boss's boss.
Pushing a car, boyband excited over a wedding dress, key battle you flee from the monster and have to wait.... Pretty accurate assessment in my mind. It has some fun elements, but even fanboys can't deny that the game has some... odd choices in it.
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"in order to get any of the story you need too have watched a 2h movie kingsglaive and the brotherhood anime that is in my opinion bad game design a game should carry the story by itself" That's not opinion; it's fact. If you have a video game that needs outside sources to understand it--especially if you don't include those sources with the game--then the game is poorly made. "Final Fantasy" isn't the same as the MCU or a popular TV show that can do a season-long story arc, as it doesn't rely upon the success of its franchise for people to understand that they're playing a game that's in the middle of a story, since none of the games tie into each other. So yeah, if you don't give people the full package, then you're not giving them a complete product, which is called, as you said, bad game design.
I love final fantasy but ff15 was very disappointing. They were working on the game for 10 years and thats what we get. They did fix the game though adding all sorts of abilities, the use of all 4 character’s and lot other things. But the it was supposed to come with standard release. The royal edition that they are selling now is what the standard game should’ve been. They sold the game in updates and dlc like bungie does for destiny.
I actually think it might have an effect. It genuinely convinced me from getting the game. I wasn't like, super on board to begin with but I was going to get it a bit after launch, first sale or something- now I don't want it at all.
This is one of my favourite Clueless Gamers for multiple reasons, but Elijah Wood is a big one. He fed Conan most of the funniest jokes by making observations that Conan would workshop. Of course "We're trapped in a Beckett play" is characteristic Conan gold. This was great.
This is one of the best things ever recorded in history. The humor is so on point and the end is just epic. I think I'll never get tired of watching it.
I haven't played this. So can someone please tell me is it true is this boring? Camping? Dress Shopping? And I really wana know, 72 hrs to beat the beast??
@@mr8883 Apparently he was wrong, it's actually 3 in-game days (though that's still equivalent to 3 hours irl), but the damage you do to it is also permanent, so you can damage it a bit, and come back later and it will have the hp you left it at. This is just answers I've found when I looked it up though, haven't tried the game myself so idfk.
Actually, this is the one time i feel he's clues up. XV looked trash when it was Versus XIII, and it still looks trash now. This used to be my favourite franchise but SE are doing everything in ther power to kill it.
And yet it is selling more and more. FF13 has been the fastest selling game in the franchise. Really, the games are doing nothing wrong, maybe you changed ;)
SquareTales Of course XIII sold quickly. It was the first HD Final Fantasy, people wanted to see the franchise in full fidelity. It's also considered one of the worst entries in the series, and it's sequels sold less each time.
People were saying it was 72 hours long all over the internet, but in reality even if you are really under geared it should only take a couple of hours.
I've played every Final Fantasy since Final Fantasy I on the NES. It was my second game ever in fact, and I'm still pretty deep into gaming to this very day. I have the upmost respect for the series. The epic story, fantastic music, and the improvements and changes the series has undergone. It has been a part of my life since my childhood and helped me through some of the darker times in my life when I was down and just needed an escape from everything else. It is important to me. That being said, if you can't find the humour in this video, or get that upset by another person's opinions, then you need to take a break from the internet and start thinking about things that are a little more important to your world than someone not absolutely fawning over something you like. Aside from being funny, this video brought up really valid criticisms. The game is going to have flaws. Some people aren't going to like it. This should not hamper your enjoyment of the game in any way, shape, or form. Some of the comments I've read... To be so angry over such a harmless video. Get over it.
YES. And rightfully so because a complex plot is no excuse for bad writing and confusing storytelling imo. And i've been a loyal fan of the franchise since its inception.
Most of my friends dont play the Final Fantasy series... I have since I was very young... starting with Mystic Quest... all of them up to the present... The way Conan acts definitely is how my friends feel when they walk in and im playing this game... But... everything Conan said... was true about the game... he was just finding stuff to make fun of... they played this game for a while... and were trying to get the best bits of comedy out of it... and they did... i laughed hard
thenerdnetwork that's basically all jrpgs this guy is a clueless gamer with means he doesn't know anything about games people may have opinions but he's not talking this seriously he's not trying to make fun of the game he won't really do that
I find it really funny how FF fans think this is a serious review are are flipping out about it. It's a comedic sketch, they're just poking fun at it. Grow a pair
I'm an FF fan and yeah I know this is for comedy, but he's really (unjust fully so) hurting the reputation of a game in the making for the last 10 years.
EirikXL He isn't hurting it though, this won't hurt sales silly. Even then its already sold what 5 million units? Calm down you passive aggressive nerd, FF won't die because someone poked fun at it
CluelessDetective No no no, I'm not butthurt or anything, it's just Square basically payed money to have their game slandered, and that's fucked up. Just in principal
mohawkbrando even then, a final fantasy game required dozens of hours to adequetly judge. playing for 7:30 and skipping 97% of the game won't adequetly capture the allure of the game
mohawkbrando uhm I'm pretty sure Conan hates video games and is in no way a good source for a real review. I mean imo everything he said here is true I hate jrpg
Kurt Wagner Samual Beckett an Absurdest playwrite. His most famous work is Waiting for Godot, a play in switch two characters are waiting for a person that *spoiler warning * never shows up.
A lot of butt hurt fanboys and a lot of idiots that assume Conan is actually reviewing the game. Even though he's not really a gamer and doesn't really understand the games story.
I'm not upset with what Conan said at all. He's a comedian, nothing that he says should be taken seriously. What's upsetting is that a lot of people ARE taking what he says seriously, and using it to affirm that the game really will suck.
compared to other jrpgs, final fantasy starts not as slow, and thats the main reason why most people attracted to jrpg anyway, they are relaxing and good for unwind
hes havin fun you can see even the people who made the game arent in a riot. no one can take a joke. everyone is straight to crying and bitching if someone isnt worshiping something they worship.
@@spikytoaster yes really!!! The game didt have to be open world as it was so empty !!! Felt like metal gear solid 5 empty open world. I heard it slightly improved over the years but it’s fair to judge it at release. I heard they improved car traversal but at release all the car did was go linear. Literally they had a car that just went through the pavement and just drive so slow. It was painful to drive. The combat was the only thing that helped me finish the game because it was fun. The story was bad and also chapter 13 was so bad and boring and so long. It broke the game easily
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"There's always a crystal." Sir, you're not wrong... you are, in fact, incredibly right. They made a Final Fantasy game about how there is always a crystal in Final Fantasy games, called Dissidia.
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Very cool, I will check it out!
I love how he looks at Elijah and says- "sorry... or a ring!" And Elijah just has this blank look at him for a solid second and then realizes- 'oh! He's talking about that super successful movie franchise I was in!'
That continues to make tons of money yet Elijah only got a fraction of and no royalties
Ron Hertzberg - Yes, poor struggling actor Elijah Wood. The man can barely afford to feed himself!
@@ron.hertzberg he's worth more than 5mil dollar, I'm pretty sure he already set for life
@@notyourmom697 more like 20-30 million dollar, poor guy.
@@ron.hertzberg Uhm pretty sure all the actors got royalties, and Elijah got paid 10 million just to return for a brief moment as Frodo in the hobbit trilogy. Most people will not earn 10 million in their entire lifetime.
I REALLYYY wish someone told conan this game took 10 years to make at the end of the vid. His reaction would have been priceless
"You spent 10 _YEARS_ on this? I'm so sorry"
That said I'm still looking forward to it XD
Ausdrake HAHAHAH that's actually precisely wot I thought Conan would've said too!
Exactly!
lmfao right? I was like 7 months?? TRY 10 YEARS lmao
django chubbinz lol 10 years!!???????? Wtf! all of the final fantasies have been dumb but this takes the cake!! You will never play a game worst than this! Wow! Go play battlefield if u want ur moneys worth.
Wow, Elijah is actually pretty likable here. Other guests felt weird, but he felt genuine in this episode.
you can tell he's a gamer and has some experience with rpgs
The shade is REAL
LOL that was pretty funny. I love how he was surprised to see the boys suddenly have a tent and other outdoor gear when earlier they couldn't buy anything from the stores they were walking through.
i think most celebs are pretty much just regular folk and not to full of themselves. at least i'd like to think so.
Benjamin Huang Elijah is always likable
I love how Elijah is actually engaged and interested in Aaron’s backstory
That's the difference with Conan ... Elijah is actually a gamer, so he is used to this kind of background knowledge one has to know entering a game
Also he was a kid in the 80’s and 90’s so you know he grew up playing games.
He went to a fan's island to sell turnips in animal crossing
@@CharlieTooHuman His first appeareance in a movie ever is him playing (or attempting to play) a videogame (Back to the Future II)
Uhm what did I miss? When did he seem into it?
square has been building this game up for years..and Conan just took it all down in less than 7mins
sqaure enix found this funny as well
João Abegão no man's sky...now that is bad publicity gone bad
Well honestly, I game a lot too but putting 72 realtime hours into a boss fight? No, not going to happen. Also, the designs are still very Japanese emo nightclub-y which is very off-putting if you're not into that.
Not my thing. I'll go back to playing 14, despite the bad voice acting. ;)
I really doubt they added a boss that takes 72 hours real times to take down. I think they just added that in as a joke
oh shut up dude there having fun
oh they're mocking my precious senpai game.....I must bitch on the keyboard that I'll make it go away.........grow up bitch baby
Never thought Conan, Elijah and Final Fantasy was something I needed
Brian Clarke
same
After watching Conan skip over everything that makes Final Fantasy good, I'd say none of us needed this.
If that was a Twitch channel, I'd sub.
I think Square themselves did a good job of skipping over what makes Final Fantasy good after VI on the SNES.
amen to that. Conan makes the perfect spoony bard
Conan actually gives the most honest reviews about a game. Paid to play, and doesn’t talk it up like it’s the best thing ever.
Honest? I'd say most of these are played up for the camera for comedic purposes. For entertainment purposes, sure it's a great review but if you want an actual review, this is really not a good source. If you want an actual review, watch reviews that go in depth with details about what their pros and cons and actually know what they're talking about.
Conan is not actually reviewing the game, nor is he trying to. He skips the majority of the game, doesn't engage with the story or anything and that's perfectly fine for a comedic bit. They're only paying Conan for publicity and advertisement, they're not paying him expecting him to give an actual review.
@@Kaxology I've played and finished this game and I think this is a pretty good I won't say review, but first impressions. It does waste your time "aggressively" almost 50% of my time was spent in busy work, pushing cars, covering large distances on foot, dialogue trees which had no relevance to the story and was just there for the padding.
@@aryavart296 Good to hear. I definitely won't allow myself to try this then. Good job Conan!
@@Kaxology Let's be real. Nobody and I mean absolutely nobody, hardcore gamer or casual player comes to watch Conan for his well thought out and carefully articulated "review" to decide if they should buy the game. He's just doing a comedy segment and featuring the game. That being said, like Joe F said, he doesn't talk it up. He doesn't pretend to like it. His reactions do seem honest. And I really appreciate that. A different host like Jimmy Fallon would probably pretend to like the game. But not Conan. And that's why we love him. Also rewatching these old videos and I can't help but feel that Conan in his own way understood issues with a lot of these games. And its hilarious!!
@@TheMovieslingers No, his "bit" is that he is disinterested at video games and doesn't even try to engage in any of the games. He doesn't care about the story or learning any of the mechanics in any of the video games, he only seems to care about the big flashy scenes which is fine for his bits.
Surely you can tell that those are all just bits right? Those are not honest reactions, if you actually want to get into something, you'd actually sit down and play it instead of looking for moments to make snarky remarks for your show which doesn't have nearly enough time to get anywhere in the game.
Most of the "issues" he points out are just stuff he doesn't like, stuff that people who are more invested would be a definite pro. Long storyline are suppose to get you invested, not intended for you to just skip around. Arduous completion lists has been a staple of JRPGs for a pretty long time and it's obvious that it's something not everyone likes.
Elijah’s one of the best celeb guests they’ve had coming over. Genuinely engaged in the game, actively partipating in the gameplay and the discussion and could roll with Conan’s antics all the way through
Yeah, sometimes it's like the celebrities visiting aren't really all there, responding with generic answers and hardly reacting to anything. It's a bit weird sometimes. But Elijah was great!
Elijah is one of the best celebrity guests for this show. I usually only like when it's Conan and Aaron, but this was really entertaining.
And he knew how to play games!
headphonic8 yup, it's for that reason that he was one of the better guests on clueless gamer
Have you seen the Will Arnett one?!
Terry Crews too!
Marshawn Lynch too
I don't know how any game company will allow Conan to make a review for their game after this.......but god I am happy I was able to witness this glorious review
Tucker lol review. he didnt even touch 1/16th of the game.
I'd say he touched 8/10 of the game. Because 8/10 of the game is literally just watching a boy band run through the desert.
Green Purple you are kind of an idiot and kind of ignorant but whatever
Duel Verse You kind of didn't present any counterargument, but whatever.
Duel Verse And there is even more plentiful footage showing that the game does take place in "the desert". This iteration of final fantasy takes the concept of "go from point a to b" monotony to a whole new level.
If he doesn't do a clueless gamer with keanu Reeves for cyber punk, I'm gonna lie down and never get back up.
I want him to review Death Stranding lol
@@Guile1117 with Norman Reedus or hell, even get Steven Yuen again xD
@@JayGamerShow yes with Norman Reedus it sucks he hasn't did clueless gamer in a while, I think it may have something to do with gamers taking offense to his reviews
^ yes
If it happened would it be better than tori kissing you?
Elijah is like an excited little child hanging out with his cool uncle.
no... not really... that's just you projecting your impressions.
You guys always keep forgetting there are complete camera rigs pointed at them and are fully aware of being recorded, Conan even more painfully so since he feels the pressure to entertain.
@@MasterYoda389 Are you autistic?
@@MasterYoda389 Really had to go write all that under a wholesome comment fr
@@Tecolote41 wholesome?
To splay' empty nothings , even if they do sound "good"?
ehhh I dunno , it's akin to mental illness. I'm just saying, if people remembered about the cameras more often less of us would be talking shite.
You can miss it a few times... but doing it chronically does do things to you. Such as getting people like me to point it out.
Speaking of missing the point !!!!
Hendricus G. Loos
Really interesting name.
@@Tecolote41 yeah fr bro people can’t just let other people be wholesome and happy they always gotta say ish
Conan has no chill. Straight savage
@MultiTarded are you trolling? xD
wow, did i miss the part where clueless gamer is actually a legitimate review and not a comedy skit?
They don’t call him “the barbarian” for nothing.
When Conan's video is more informative than a ign review.
Anirban Biswas Agreed. Conan could totally put IGN out of business.
IGN review is for people that know what a JRPG is, and just want to know how good of one it is, while this is for people that don't normally play games, that are not pre-installed on their phone.
THAN
THAN
THAN
for Christ's sake, THAN!
go back to school.
A protracted conversation with your pet fish about a completely different topic is more informative than an IGN review.
Lol i think ign is a pay for a good review type of medium that companies use to get a hype train going. They have horrible interviews and the info the give is very vague.
"...the newest chapter in one of the longest running video game series of all time, Final Fantasy XV..."
*silence*
"...and joining us today, Elijah Wood"
*standing ovation from the crowd*
Audience mostly doesn't play games since, I'm guessing, they're mostly 30 years and up on average.
claystar9valor
I don't think that's what's going on, plenty of people over 30 play video games regularly. It's likely more to do with how the audience is controlled during studio tapings. They react on queue.
Blorp Weatherby Let's call it 50% what I said and 50% what you said. Not everyone follows studio queues, especially if they're a fan of something they see or hear.
I think you are both wrong. A studio audience isn't the same type of people as the folks that go to anime conventions. People that actually spend hours waiting in line and getting screened to go on a late night show are just into seeing famous people in person, not gaming. I don't know a single gamer that would actually want to see Elijah Wood enough to travel to an event like this to do it, I know I wouldn't. You see this on the Daily Show as well, its the guest that usually gets the best applause, its just what that cultural group is into. You probably can't just sign up for the gamer part of this show, so its unlikely many people were here for the game.
They made the exact same silent reaction when he name-dropped GTA V, what is your point?
3:25 love Elijah’s look when they look at ‘the dress’ 🤣
That’s why I always come back to this video 😂
"WHAT"S THE FVCKING PURPOSE OF THIS GAME"
"That said, good job."
"You've been working on this game for 7 months?"
Oh Conan. If you only knew.
He’s asking the English dub/marketing team, not the actual developers.
indeed, 10 freaking years
kookie 10 years??wtf
The only FF I'm exited about is the remake of 7, sooo exited! And a little bit scared, I really hope they kept the spirit of the original
@@fideljr1763 Well to be fair, it took them 10 years because they had to reboot it completely twice during development and them developing their own engine to run it caused them a lot of problems. That's why the FF7 remake is using Unreal Engine 4 instead.
HOW DOES ELIJAH WOOD NOT AGE!!!???
He's only like 35 man.
FREE1UP
Yeah, but he's looked the same for like 15 years. Like EXACTLY the same lol
it´s the ring (duh)
Its the ring! :p
he found a good age, and is sticking to it... just like Morgan Freeman who has looked around 60 years old for the last 40 years...
"We're trapped in a Beckett play".
"This is a video game as written by James Joyce".
Conan seems to really like making literary references.
He has a degree in English literature. Wrote his dissertation on Faulkner apparently.
Rewatching this now, I finally understand all his references. There’s...a certain satisfaction to know that 3 years of english major led to me understanding Conan describe FF
@@evangelosnikitopoulos are you sure about that? was reasonably sure he was a history major.
Conan is the witty smart guy Denis Miller thinks he is. the difference between a genius and a midwit doing comedy is that one knows how to use references humorously and one uses them to suffocate humor in a needy scream for validation
That Harvard education coming through.
Hey look.. i'm a gamer too, but 72 hours to kill a boss? Beating that is like winning the no-life nobel prize!
alexander linderson I think its a special boss that must meet certain conditions, maybe summing up the time it takes to defeat it would be 72 hours total?
Yeah probably an estimated 72 gameplay hours into the game, not a literal three day no sleep battle. Either that or there's an in-game clock that has to pass, like in Pokemon to grow berries time has to pass irl, but you don't have to be playing the game. In the first case, that is a lot, but plenty of people put more than 72 hours into their favorite games.
That statement could mean 2 things most likely:
- It takes 72 in game hours (around 3 hours)
- You need to have powered up and played the game for 72 hours before fighting it.
Also think about your teams level? Maybe a weak level would take longer just as a high level will be shorter?
More likely is that you never actually fight it and it's like one of those stupid send a squad off and it'll happen 72 real time hours from now used in Bravely Default and some of the Assassin's Creed games.
"This whole thing is a giant.... blue balls.... waste of time"
He said it for comedy, but it is actually his most accurate review of a game on clueless gamer.
@DeadMemes NeedToStayDead MMMHHMMyes, let the hate flow through you.
@DeadMemes NeedToStayDead idiot. You never played any other game I see. Side quests are very important in RPGs.
@@dranzerjetli5126 this is not skyrim, oblivion, morrowind, baldur's gate, gothic, risen and other great RPGs, this is JRPG. I played FFX and that game is incredibly boring linear nonsensical mess, main character has no backstory no motivation and you spend few initial hours just blindly go forward without any reason or explanation. And there is no real dialog to question NPCs. FF games are overrated as the whole JRPG genre.
Duke that giant blue is more beautiful than someone's hair
sleepete12 and you wonder why ff costumes are more attracting people in cosplay than DC-Avenger
"Remember, good luck with your Japanese night club" lmaooo, Conan's humor is so colorful
Why does this have no comments?
@@sarthaks5They're all trying to beat that worm
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quick wit
I mean that’s literally what they were designed to look like though.
Need to bring this series back.
No.........................🎮🌠
yesss
Yes please
Elijah seems so humble
Andy, I think Elijah having a good time and having some fun.
Andy McStab: Well, he might just be polite. But there is no way you can fake the red face he get's from embarrassment at 6:58.
mluiga hahahaha, it was an epic moment.
loooooooool i just said "Elijah seems so humble" in Frieza voice
Sa'ad Mahammed lol
Does Elijah ever age? Is he really just a Hobbit after all? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z.
The guy began filming LOTR when he was 18.
He still pockets the ring.
Thomas G he's still got the ring in his pocketses.
"Wait... we'll just wish Boramir back with the Dragonballs!"
"Aragorn, stop writing fanfiction."
He still has the ring
“This is an...aggressive, wasting of our time.” Lmfao
It actually was
"Let's go check out that dress we've read about in the papers!" 😂 I mean, who is this game targetted at?
There's about 70 hours of reasons why I didn't buy it
4:05 for the timestamp, and also my personal motto at work.
This series is the reason I subscribed
Then I guess, you probably don't know about the remotes.
Lord Stinson shhh! Dont tell him.
I envy you if you haven't experienced Jordan schlansky
Dat Dog same
Dat Dog samesies
Daniel Radcliffe looks different here
Hillary for prison
He changed a lot. I'm really shocked.
Umartopia That's Tobey Maguire.
Same goes for Ryan Reynods in your profile pic.
he seems like he is not eating well too.
This is absolutely the most brutal Clueless gamer yet.
mostly conan is brutal, but now they both are. Didnt expect this from Elijah
Really? He pointed out pretty legit things most people would think. Like, why AM I pushing "supposedly" expensive car through a desert. Why did we get it fixed when we were gonna ride chickens? Why am I reading about dresses???? lol To be very fair, these were all normal things to be like "What?" lol
exactly. a lot of game designers nowadays forget the fundamental of game is to make it fun, not make it real. why would we want it real if we can do in real life. Fantasy should be fantasy and those mundane stuffs can be axed since they weren't necessary.
i dont understand the realism in going to places more beautiful than any place you will ever be and fighting a giant worm while casting magical spells.
+Yipi Yayo you are so right and that's why I'm worried about this iteration off Final Fantasy. Trying to hard to be REAL.
after beating this game, he was 100% correct about it
Right?
So I beat the game, got 10 hours into new game+ and was in the middle of fighting Yojimbo. . That's when I paused the game, put the controller down and said to myself ...
"I just realized I don't like this game".
@@Allan_Stone theres nothing called a flawed masterpiece. Its a flawed deserted trainwreck, that couldve been a masterpiece.
I liked it but only because i put the effort to connect the dots, hoping for a remake.
@@Allan_Stone The narrative is convoluted. The dialogue is stilted. The world is so empty.
@@xcaluhbration I was lucky; 15-20 minutes into the game is when I made that decision.
It was in combat practice after you get the pistol guy. He was sliding around in his combat animation when it clearly was not warranted. I was like, "Yup, if these are the design choices made evident in the beginning of the game....then I'm not going to like it."
I do not regret my decision.
I'm guessing you didn't fight the Adamantoise. It only took me about an hour to beat him. Not sure where he got "72 hours."
If that boss really is 72 hours long then I have gotten to the stage where I have to question the sanity of Square Enix O.O .
It's not really undoable when you take into account the fact that you can just put the ps4 in sleep mode with the app running, just pray that there isn't a power outage lol.
It's probably one of those optional bosses that FF has, where you don't have to fight them to win the game. FFVII had Ruby and Emerald, for example.
Im pretty sure they meant three in game days.
Nick Masla naw real days
The Rock that would be so boring though lol. you could finish the entire dark souls series in that amount of time if you knew what you were doing
"We just wanted to skip a bit of the game" *skips like 20 hours of it*
In Final Fantasy games, 20 hours is a bit of it
@Grizzy Bear What's the purpose OF THIS COMMENT?!!!
more like, the whole game
@@kislayparashar To establish himself as the alpha xD clearly
And yet they still had over 72 hours to go just for a single fight
Conan throwing massive shade
I have to watch the whole thing again now that I know Square Enix was watching.
Conan was directly and openly verbalizing the truths of why the game and its designers failed to be worth our time. That is not "throwing shade", it is called "reading". The word "shade" should only be used by those who know how to use it correctly. If you think the word "reading" is too boring to deserve mainstream usage outside whatever corner of the LGBTTBBQIAAP community it got started in, then yes, I COMPLETELY agree with you.
Scott Anthony.. You are a moron. Trying to explain the applications of street words but ultimately ending up sounding more uneducated than dog vomit.
I would get into a battle of wits with you, but I don't attack someone who's unarmed. Explaining the level of absurdities you spewed and how incorrect they are to you would be frivolous considering I don't have any crayons and paper.
Next time you try to "Inform" someone on proper terminology make sure you've done your research kid.
Right? Like an oak tree x) Still pretty funny though lol
That was straight up rt
00:35 I like how it takes Elijah Wood a couple of seconds to remember he played Frodo in Lord of the Rings 😂
""I want to ride the chicken""
-Elijah Wood
Yeah. But he couldn't just ride the eagles to mordor.
Bring me one of those chickens.
easily the best "guest" on the show, considering he actually knew what the hell he was talking about/doing and understood the source material enough to know what a chocobo was, albeit vaguely
Bless Elijah Wood
Sichael Mtevens Lmao ride the eagles to mordor I thought the same thing when I was a kid.
"ride the eagles to mordor"
There's a whole video on why he couldn't: th-cam.com/video/C5im3ikI8p8/w-d-xo.html
Fan boys think they are mad? Imagine how pissed off Elijah was when he found out you still have to use your hands.
XD I get it!
The question is, how many heads will that reference go over?
That's like babies toy.
He been using VR for the last 30 years
awesome reference !!!
aaaaah I don't get it. Inform meh.
3 ACTUAL DAYS FOR A BOSS FIGHT?!?!
Mike DLS Conan just sold the game for u lol
Mike DLS new meta
I think the closer figure is 15 hours, or 30 in game days
Mike DLS I know! Why is that?! It makes no sense. That doesn't sound like fun!
That sounds amazing to me tbh
"You're a mass murderer of people's time!" is what I want Conan to directly yell at Ubisoft's CEO.
Different between this game and Ubisoft's game is, that Ubisoft actually make good games.
Square Enix, not Ubisoft
@@Lional I said Ubisoft, because I meant Ubisoft. Not this game's developer.
@@The-Joke-s-on-you Ok, gotcha. That was my bad.
@@Lional No problem, cutie pie.
If you genuinely felt offended that Conan hates FF15. You have to realize... it's Conan playing. lol. Will this hurt sales? No, not at all.
ehh it might hurt the sales. keep in mind these games are marketed to more than the FF fan base
Not really, best example is CoD. Literally every single video has the Dislike bar overshadowing the likes. Yet, year after year they still sell like hot cakes. Granted this time around it's finally on the decline. All you need is the right marketing. With that said, what is one video by Conan O'Brian going to do. lol. Also the fact that he always says he is not a gamer speaks volumes heh.
For the casuals it might.Now if you are a FF fan,it won't.People need to realize this is Conan playing.
CoD is the worst example. This year their sale had plummeted. Other CoD games in the past as well.
MX Tung there is a reason why there is a cod every year. it works! same goes for final fantasy.
"Working on the game for 7 months." LOL 7 Months... Yep... Okay...
ansimiofficial *10 years
ansimiofficial I busted out laughing when he said that lol poor poor ignorant Conan lol
I mean the segment IS called Clueless Gamer... So... there's that.
they're working this game for a decade! haha
The giant bulk of the game was probably made by the Japanese developers.
Get Jordan Schlansky on clueless gamer
YESSS!!!
omg yess
They should find the most homoerotic game ever made and play it with Schlansky
Play some FIFA with Jordan
Keops Robi they should the Indiana Jones game
"Are we literally pushing a car through a desert? Why is this a game?" Exactly what I thought when I got to that point in the game.
You mean literally the start of the game?
@@bLuGhOsT_ is it fun being a douchebag?
@@bLuGhOsT_ Yes. Why is pushing a car through the desert at the start of a game. Stop hiring typical writers for games, it makes them boring. It's like watching netflix but it asks "are you still watching?" every 10 minutes.
The rule for good tv and movies is "show, don't tell" and the rule for games should be "play, dont show" and lame, braindead quicktime events don't count.
The game literally starts out as slow as a turtle running up a hill. I had big time pacing issues with the game at the beginning.
@@neiloch Play Call of Duty then. If you're that much of an Aspie to complain about 1 minute of gameplay that builds up on the characters relationship with one another, then don't bother with these games.
aaron got built so he could take the punches lol
haha. i was thinking the same.
Hahaha. Conan's rage quit.
Ya gotta admit, he's lookin mighty fine these days
"There's always a crystal, or a ring!" Actually... in this game, there's both.
Luck Danko lmao
Someone said it !
The fact you know that is so sad...
@@ThatTempesTGuy it's sad that he played the game and listened to the story?
@@ThatTempesTGuy okay, fortnight kid.
The first time I saw this, I immediately knew what was in store and how Conan would react. This game is 10000% the type of game that Conan has absolutely no patience for. I don't blame him either. He should have had gotten Elijah back to play Shadow of War though.
Elijah knows how to have fun. Great guest.
dunno why ppl hating this vid, this is not a serious review, this is to have a laugh, im a ff fan and i couldnt stop laughing lool
PPl are hating it because they are taking it seriously. I read some people say they're not getting it after watching this. People are just idiots.
I love Final Fantasy and laughed a lot too. You would have to have your head up your ass to not realize that there some parts to Final Fantasy that are really stupid when you think about them, and seem completely insane to someone that doesn't play video games.
MrSolidgear we get it! ur vegan!
there is seriously something wrong with people when they take Clueless Gamer (a comedic video game "review) seriously lol
in this case we laugh at how lame the game is
i always feel bad for the guy that explains everything xD
aaron
Haha hes in on it, and most of this is rehearsed. If you watch their live streams the guy who is getting picked on, almost controls the show. he plays the character of super geek for this segment :)
he doesn't just almost control the show. he's a network exec and conan's direct boss.
Sharpnova I'm pretty sure I've seen him in footage from back when Conan was on NBC and I definitely saw him when Conan was doing his live tours before he even got a spot on TBS so he couldn't be a network exec. More likely a exec producer or senior writer.
He is a currently a network exec and not even Conan's direct boss. He's a VP at TBS. Conan isn't a TBS holder so he is a TBS employee with no stake. This guy is literally Conan's boss's boss.
This is perhaps the most appropriate assessment for FFXV on the internet, I'm not even joking
Pushing a car, boyband excited over a wedding dress, key battle you flee from the monster and have to wait.... Pretty accurate assessment in my mind. It has some fun elements, but even fanboys can't deny that the game has some... odd choices in it.
The Anarchist Otaku
1. If a game needs to be fixed with DLC then maybe the developers stopped caring about their product.
2. Type ‘how to use punctuation’ into google and apply what you’ll learn to future comments.
"in order to get any of the story you need too have watched a 2h movie kingsglaive and the brotherhood anime that is in my opinion bad game design a game should carry the story by itself"
That's not opinion; it's fact. If you have a video game that needs outside sources to understand it--especially if you don't include those sources with the game--then the game is poorly made. "Final Fantasy" isn't the same as the MCU or a popular TV show that can do a season-long story arc, as it doesn't rely upon the success of its franchise for people to understand that they're playing a game that's in the middle of a story, since none of the games tie into each other. So yeah, if you don't give people the full package, then you're not giving them a complete product, which is called, as you said, bad game design.
artinbazikyan b
I love final fantasy but ff15 was very disappointing. They were working on the game for 10 years and thats what we get. They did fix the game though adding all sorts of abilities, the use of all 4 character’s and lot other things. But the it was supposed to come with standard release. The royal edition that they are selling now is what the standard game should’ve been. They sold the game in updates and dlc like bungie does for destiny.
The amount of times I have rewatched this by now... is staggering...
Team Coco, play Arkham Knight with Ben Affleck!!!!
I can get on board with that!
I would rather Conan play The Evil Within w/ Charles Manson.
Daniel Lima yes
ben affleck and christian bell!!
Daniel Lima yeah please it would be amazing !!!!!!!
Conan should make a TH-cam channel narrating games from start to finish
Conan has no patience for that XDD
+Deminus Also, he's not 12 to waste his time and life on something so irrelevant.
Video games is second to movies when when come to entertainment,but yes he shouldn't waste his time knowing that he has millions of fans waiting.
he and Marshawn Lynch
Sergio Vazquez y
"epic blue balls waste of time " - Conan
Still pre ordering this game ? LOL
Yes, because this game will be amazing.
billy lee oh I lav da watchur tree ,iz ma favrate anime ov al tymz , I luv da jaralt ov river!!!
i don't pre order but best believe im going to buy this game.
Conan has a very biased opinion on video games which is why you should always buy it if he says you shouldn't. :)
I was sort of surprised Conan didn't hit on the "gasoline girl".
The best part is that all of Conan's reactions in this video are totally accurate. Especially the "there's no sense of achievement in this game" part.
Thats nonsense. Enjoy beating all dungeons, Pitioss Ruins, Omega....all the optional stuff.
@@Vayne_Solidor😴😴😴
@Vayne_Solidor game sucks. Hes right.
Only final fantasy i had to force myself through after a few months break
@@MrBud85just because you didn't enjoy it doesn't mean the game isn't good
@@Geicoenforcer its not good
Finally a good guest
Jeff Daniels I
Why isn't Elijah Wood in more films? Such a likeable dude
Andrew Tucker He called out pedophilia in Hollywood showbusiness so he does more indie stuff I guess. Great guy.
great actor
Jeff Daniels dont miss Maniac starring Elijah Wood, obe of the best remakes
To me this game is now forever Japanese Entourage with guys who like reading about wedding dresses in the papers.
FodderRev lol, omg hahaha
How is that any different than any other JRPG? j/k
Conan just brought down the projected sales by 50%
Hahaha that's true
So there will be three buyers now?
Bronson pretty sure it's just a joke
Naw.
I actually think it might have an effect. It genuinely convinced me from getting the game. I wasn't like, super on board to begin with but I was going to get it a bit after launch, first sale or something- now I don't want it at all.
This is one of my favourite Clueless Gamers for multiple reasons, but Elijah Wood is a big one. He fed Conan most of the funniest jokes by making observations that Conan would workshop. Of course "We're trapped in a Beckett play" is characteristic Conan gold. This was great.
Conan may not play this game, but Elijah Wood (I'l show myself out.)
1 thumb up for effort kid.
Haaaaaa!
Home run chippa
Hey, get back in here so I can throw you out! (Although I did find it a bit humorous.)
I finally get it!
Man Elijah look like an awesome guy to hang out with!
Conan's "resident nerd" (I dont know his name) gets better and better looking each one of these
Chris Porte
yes?
Chris Porter Aaron
Aaron Blayert
Chris Porter poor guy takes so much abuse
This is one of the best things ever recorded in history. The humor is so on point and the end is just epic. I think I'll never get tired of watching it.
No kidding, I adore this video
i want THE full uncut video.
2-3 hours of Conan saying stuff and playing videogames would be awesome
I'm wondering why conan didn't bring Elijah Wood for Shadow of War.
Because Kumail Nanjani actually had a voice acting role in it.
Who tf is nanali and what does that have to do with Elijah wood?
DkXboxer An actor who played a little part in Shadow of War giving voice to an orc. Nothing major.
Oh, well that's neat. Unfortunately not as major as Elijah Wood but fair play.
BUT ELIJAH DESERVES BETTER THAN FFXV.
because sean bean voiced the king here lol
“Last time I beat a worm for 72 hours, I was in college” XD
I love you Cesar Zeppeli
I haven't played this. So can someone please tell me is it true is this boring? Camping? Dress Shopping? And I really wana know, 72 hrs to beat the beast??
@@mr8883 Apparently he was wrong, it's actually 3 in-game days (though that's still equivalent to 3 hours irl), but the damage you do to it is also permanent, so you can damage it a bit, and come back later and it will have the hp you left it at.
This is just answers I've found when I looked it up though, haven't tried the game myself so idfk.
@@lotaryguy12 Oh I see I see
Mr 888 It is boring. I have saw my friend playing it on PS4. Maybe I don’t have that kind of patience. My friend really liked it though.
honestly the only celebrity on clueless gamer i enjoy seeing, at least hes an actual gamer ^^
plus Elijah is just a national treasure :)
Dare I say; international treasure.
Afterall he's Frodo
HE BETRAYED VIN DIESEL/THE WITCH HUNTER!!!!!
really...how is he a national treasure?
@@wolverineiscool7161 he is.
Get Bill Burr on clueless gamer
Roe Jogan omfg that would be epic ......THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN RIGHT NOW
Roe Jogan And Andy Richter again.
Hugh Mungus You!
Roe Jogan YES!!
YES!
Dear fanboys, relax, and don't forget to reread the title of this video:
Clueless Gamer
They always say "why mario could be big after getting a mushroom"... facepalm
I'll save even more time, Conan said DO NOT BUY FINAL FANTASY CAUSAL GAMERS it is TOO complicated and Japanesey
Actually, this is the one time i feel he's clues up. XV looked trash when it was Versus XIII, and it still looks trash now. This used to be my favourite franchise but SE are doing everything in ther power to kill it.
And yet it is selling more and more. FF13 has been the fastest selling game in the franchise. Really, the games are doing nothing wrong, maybe you changed ;)
SquareTales Of course XIII sold quickly. It was the first HD Final Fantasy, people wanted to see the franchise in full fidelity. It's also considered one of the worst entries in the series, and it's sequels sold less each time.
3:52 i love how Elijah jumps in exitement when the other guy tells him about chocobos xD
The chicken? I wanna ride the chicken.
This was hilarious! Elijah didn't even hit that boss he just kept spamming the lock on button! Also there's no way that boss will take 72 hours
i mean i think they meant at the level they are currently at it would take 72hours
People were saying it was 72 hours long all over the internet, but in reality even if you are really under geared it should only take a couple of hours.
Chill Hammer it used to take 72 hours. Now it can be beaten very easily.
It never ever took 72 hours.
Chill Hammer I
"Oh dude the chicken, I wanna ride the chicken."
- Elijah Wood, 2016
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Elijah seems like a cool guy to hang out with.
I've played every Final Fantasy since Final Fantasy I on the NES. It was my second game ever in fact, and I'm still pretty deep into gaming to this very day. I have the upmost respect for the series. The epic story, fantastic music, and the improvements and changes the series has undergone. It has been a part of my life since my childhood and helped me through some of the darker times in my life when I was down and just needed an escape from everything else. It is important to me.
That being said, if you can't find the humour in this video, or get that upset by another person's opinions, then you need to take a break from the internet and start thinking about things that are a little more important to your world than someone not absolutely fawning over something you like. Aside from being funny, this video brought up really valid criticisms. The game is going to have flaws. Some people aren't going to like it. This should not hamper your enjoyment of the game in any way, shape, or form. Some of the comments I've read... To be so angry over such a harmless video. Get over it.
Dustman B I appreciate this comment
Dustman B well said bro
Dustman B true. but there are many ways to bring it. in my eyes he was pretty disrespectful to its creators
Mrs Gamer triggered
You cured half of the Internet Cancer.
“I say no sir! No!” I feel their pain so deeply.
Elijah is just adorable
and so are you ;)
+Fushigidane143 Bisasam was allways my first choice!
Fushigidane143 ...smooth...
Adorable really is the perfect way to describe him.
RoundHerosProduction Seriously. Even that movie where he was a serial killer, you couldn't help but "aw" at him.
"Nothing like running in the desert wearing leather." is my favorite line from this video.
can Conan please play Kingdom Hearts 3? i'd love to see his confusion...
Yes!!! That would be hilarious!!
Oh my god yes please
YES. And rightfully so because a complex plot is no excuse for bad writing and confusing storytelling imo. And i've been a loyal fan of the franchise since its inception.
@@MiguelThinks
Concept alone would have enough meat to joke about.
The most frustrating part of Kingdom Hearts 3 was Hayden Panettiere not voicing Kairi.
All the fanboys whining because Conan is actually telling the truth about the game lol.
Coldwinter dude you don't even have the game and plus he is joking around he only played a small part of the game
Most of my friends dont play the Final Fantasy series... I have since I was very young... starting with Mystic Quest... all of them up to the present...
The way Conan acts definitely is how my friends feel when they walk in and im playing this game...
But... everything Conan said... was true about the game... he was just finding stuff to make fun of... they played this game for a while... and were trying to get the best bits of comedy out of it... and they did... i laughed hard
thenerdnetwork that's basically all jrpgs this guy is a clueless gamer with means he doesn't know anything about games people may have opinions but he's not talking this seriously he's not trying to make fun of the game he won't really do that
thenerdnetwork Exactly. Everything Conan said was true. I also like FF but gotta be real here. This was very hilarious.
Coldwinter do you like the game?
ffvii intro: you bust in on a train and blow up a reactor
FFX intro: you push a damn car
This.
Brian Ruel really not trying to be that guy :/ but it's XV lol. It's not as bad as VIII, you start that out taking classes lol.
+danieljharris42 13 wasn't bad 15 will kick ass
lol again with 7...
It wasnt that great bruh.
I hope yall realize ff15 starts after the events of kingsglaive and brotherhood right o_o?
Elijah’s unbridled excitement at the suggestion of being able to ride chocobo’s seriously made my heart happy.
"Could that be the dress we read about in the papers ?" that is the best line of 2016.
I find it really funny how FF fans think this is a serious review are are flipping out about it. It's a comedic sketch, they're just poking fun at it. Grow a pair
I find fun FF fans think THIS is an actual FF game.
I'm an FF fan and yeah I know this is for comedy, but he's really (unjust fully so) hurting the reputation of a game in the making for the last 10 years.
And square probably payed for this, they should get their money back and some more...
EirikXL He isn't hurting it though, this won't hurt sales silly. Even then its already sold what 5 million units? Calm down you passive aggressive nerd, FF won't die because someone poked fun at it
CluelessDetective No no no, I'm not butthurt or anything, it's just Square basically payed money to have their game slandered, and that's fucked up. Just in principal
I'm the biggest ff fan and I feel the same way as Conan lol.
sovannv many of us are
It feels so refreshing actually seeing an actor having fun on a talk show!
6:16 Elijah totally looks like a Hobbit here.
He's too damn skinny to be a hobbit.
xinic5 stupid fat Hobbit
Hobbitses...?
No... Not you. I thought I left you in the goddamn cave!
No....Not you. I thought I left you in front of a bunch of Kingdom Hearts games and manga...
There fix it for you...
The most honest of reviewers. Hope everyone remembers he's not actually a gamer and actually gives the game a shot.
mohawkbrando even then, a final fantasy game required dozens of hours to adequetly judge. playing for 7:30 and skipping 97% of the game won't adequetly capture the allure of the game
mohawkbrando uhm I'm pretty sure Conan hates video games and is in no way a good source for a real review. I mean imo everything he said here is true I hate jrpg
partydean17 He isn't. I just love how honest he is about it as a non-gamer.
TheUmbrellaCorpX7 I was referring to the people that watched the video, not Conan.
He doesn't give the game a shot, who are you kidding? He does these segments to make jokes not fairly and critically review them.
Dropping comparisons to Beckett and Joyce while playing FFXV is really something else.
smaller cathedrals Do you mean that in a good way or bad way?
Who’s Beckett
when Conan's Harvard degree shines through
@@kurtwagner350 Samuel Beckett.
Kurt Wagner
Samual Beckett an Absurdest playwrite. His most famous work is Waiting for Godot, a play in switch two characters are waiting for a person that *spoiler warning * never shows up.
Conan: "There's always a ring"
Frodo: ...
5:10 "WHY WOULD SOMEONE PLAY THIS!!!" xD xD xD xD xD xD that line killed me still..xD xD xD
NWA362 please drop the "xD" you're giving me cancer
xD cancer, sadly untreatable
NWA362 hilarious when he grabbed him and slammed him agsinst a wall
because they want to check out that dress!
his assistant nerd guy lost a lot of weight, good for him :)
Dylan Welch his personal story is pretty motivational I forgot where I read it though
yeah.. it was something about being heart broken and working out and eating healthy helped him alot moving on and being a better man.
Didnt his longtime girlfriend cheat on him or something and instead of letting it get him down he used it to better himself, or something like that...
You can read about it on his personal blog. Yes, very motivational!
Dylan Welch There is a video explains how to lose weight, Conan is in it.
Now I want him to play some Kingdom Hearts
Me too!
Dil Matturro LOL that would be something
Dil Matturro probably would say "kids,dont do drugs"
Dil Matturro DA DARKNESS DARKNESS DARKNUSS DARKNUSS DADORKNESS
Wait another 10 year or 7 month
I love every single moment of this video! Elijah and Conan need to go on SO many adventures together:)
If you take Conan seriously you deserve to be offended. The skit was so funny 😂
B Wild Some of whaat he said is understandable
It was absolutely true. I think people that hated this video did so before playing FFXV and then realized what he said was true.
Only it wasn't a skit.
How are people so triggered by this? I'm a huge FF fan and hyped for FF 15 but this is hilarious and points out the absurdity of FF games.
A lot of butt hurt fanboys and a lot of idiots that assume Conan is actually reviewing the game. Even though he's not really a gamer and doesn't really understand the games story.
I'm not upset with what Conan said at all. He's a comedian, nothing that he says should be taken seriously. What's upsetting is that a lot of people ARE taking what he says seriously, and using it to affirm that the game really will suck.
compared to other jrpgs, final fantasy starts not as slow, and thats the main reason why most people attracted to jrpg anyway, they are relaxing and good for unwind
alley ferguson i dont think square wanted them to show fight scenes maybe they said you guys can dhow some aspects of the game but thats it
hes havin fun you can see even the people who made the game arent in a riot. no one can take a joke. everyone is straight to crying and bitching if someone isnt worshiping something they worship.
What’s sad and yet funny is that “clueless” Conan here is spot on in slamming the game.
Not really
@@spikytoaster yes really!!! The game didt have to be open world as it was so empty !!! Felt like metal gear solid 5 empty open world. I heard it slightly improved over the years but it’s fair to judge it at release. I heard they improved car traversal but at release all the car did was go linear. Literally they had a car that just went through the pavement and just drive so slow. It was painful to drive. The combat was the only thing that helped me finish the game because it was fun. The story was bad and also chapter 13 was so bad and boring and so long. It broke the game easily
They play so well off of each other,
& I honestly wouldn't mind seeing them team up for more!
Conan is the f*&^ing King!
Haha he killed it
Sing it brother
"An epic, blue-balls waste of time" haha. That's how I feel about just about every video game.
gabelogan56 that is your loss then lol
Just missing out on the Last of us, such a shame missing that emotional experience
He isn’t, he is a prick
I like that it took Elijah a second to get the ring joke
Time stamp?
@@heavyrain5949 0:30 onward