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Or babbling about his plan that ultimately causes the hero to reconsider (EG taunting Luke to kill Vader making him stop when he would have other wise or telling Rey about her killing him causing him to gain her body which if he didn’t say she would have done)
6:21 "Does that mean every ships in the fleet..." Poe: "THEY FLY NOW! Of course they do. All of them..." "So how do the ships take off?" Poe: "THEY FLY" Expert pilot knowledge right there 👍
This is even funnier than the last version lol. But I do really miss the gag about Luke catching the lightsaber and then editing in his TLJ shoulder toss with the ghost filter, that was brilliant
Lol The movie is literally the rise of Palpatine. Just not "our" Palpatine. Palpatine's bloodline lives on in a saga where the Skywalkers are the main characters. Unbelievable.
Thank you guys for your support on my first video. I hope you enjoy this and may the force be with you, always :)
You Did It
Indeed.
better than Teh jobby ytp
Man, this video was just , gold, no titanium, no platinium, no CORTOSIS ORE!
Jedi Arctique, I didn't say this video is even bad. Also I laughed my ass of your comment XD. you have good humor.
“I have been every voice...”
“you have ever heard...”
“inside your head!”
“Hello there!”
“General Kenobi!”
😂😂
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Hahaha
Palatine was smart for sure but not smart enough to stop electrocuting himself at the end of each trilogy.
Or babbling about his plan that ultimately causes the hero to reconsider (EG taunting Luke to kill Vader making him stop when he would have other wise or telling Rey about her killing him causing him to gain her body which if he didn’t say she would have done)
It's tradition for Palpatine to electrocute himself with his own Force Lighting at the end of each Star Wars Trilogy.
Palpating paid the price for his lack of vision.⚡️
or keep on building planet killing weapons.
I love how you used Poe's "They fly now!"
THEY FLY NOW?
@@smasherz9423 THEY FLY NOW!
Omg the first one with Poe giving the intel made me burst out laughing
6:21 "Does that mean every ships in the fleet..."
Poe: "THEY FLY NOW! Of course they do. All of them..."
"So how do the ships take off?"
Poe: "THEY FLY"
Expert pilot knowledge right there 👍
“The Final Final Final Order Begins”
I’m crying 😂😂😂
It is an accurate title lowkey
Imagine is actually a ending of the rise of skywalker the ending will be really dark
"So how do the ships take off?"
"They fly!"
“What could you give me?”
“Ñ Ø T H Ï Ń G!!”
*The senate then proceeds to fling Ben swolo into the abyss.*
And It Confirms The Worst
*THEY FLY NOW*
THEY FLY NOW?!
@@erikfrommeyer2606 THEY FLY NOW!
@@tamimplayz THEY FLY NOW???
@@mister_silent6THEY FLY NOW!
*grabs wayfinder*
*destroys wayfinder immediately*
This will officially replace the sequel trilogy in any Star Wars marathon I watch. It wraps everything up so perfectly.
I guess in the end Palpatine won ;) in the F I N A L F I N A L F I N A L ORDER!!!!
He won also in the actual disney movies if you think about it
TO BE CONTINUED...?
Darth Vader: I Am All The Jedi.
Hey Vader how ya doing
Lucifer I’m Good
Two traitors together at last
Somehow it sounds LESS CRINGEY
@@lonebattledroid4474 3
Really, you deserve more views / subscribers....
The moment when Jedi Rocks sounds, with palpatine guiding the orchestra is just hilarous.
Thank you, it takes a little time for my videos to get a decent amount of views. Feel free to spread it around :)
8:21 Palpatine: Nothing will stop the Return Of The Jedi!...... POWA!!!
10:13 “I am a scavenger girl” 💀
This is even funnier than the last version lol. But I do really miss the gag about Luke catching the lightsaber and then editing in his TLJ shoulder toss with the ghost filter, that was brilliant
Ty, I saw that in Rise of Rey Palpatine and want to make new jokes.
Ohh, oops. For some reason, I misremembered that as being in your original video. My bad! Still, you did a great job of making this even better!
Lol, thank you very much
9:28 Love the detail of using Jedi master Taro Tapal from Jedi Fallen Order
Palpatine: Coom On Me Princess Pryde
Pryde: Yes My Lord
Palpatine: Gooooooood!
Vader
Yo soy anakin skywalker
anakin skywalker What Is “Yo Soy”?
@@monokuma1798 yo soy anakin tu eres mi parte oscura deja el lado oscuro
anakin skywalker Oh Never Mind, You Don’t Speak English (Plus I Don’t Even Know What You Said)
That was pure gold.
10:53 just IMAGINE if that was in the actual movie....
Love that natural Star Wars opening of Palpatine awakening in the stance of Leia marry poppins
Inadvertent laugh at the music being called "We Go Together." Made me think of Vader and Palpatine singing the Grease song
“Çum on me princess Pryde”
“Yes my lord” as head bobs up and down*
“Good”
This is the best RoS ytp ever everything is just fantastic and hilarious :D
7:56 Master Skywalker, there are just too many of them, what are we going to do
9:59 *YOU ARE NO JEDI!* (Barbaric voice)
1:57 Is Extremely Cursed
But at the same time, extremely hilarious
1:12 --
"What could YOU... Give me?"
(...)
"NAAAAAHTHIN'!!!!"
*Flings swolo away*
If there was a bad movie
YTP and meme creators : it's a free real estate
bruh for your first video this is absolutely amazing. emperor palpatines "fuck youuu"
Rey: im pregnant
Kylo: "dies but dosent"
Rey: "dies"
Palpatine: WTF
Best fucking ytp ever keep it up brotha you’ll go far, shit had me dying the whole way through 😂😂😂
Ty, I have a dark knight ytp coming out soon
amazing thank you for doing gods work and making the film better
This MASTERPIECE deserves million views!!!!!!!
Amazing!!! LOL!!
one of the funniest ytp I’ve ever seen probably a better plot then the actual movie
This video deserves more views.
I AM THE SENATE
Not yet
You owe me a head and hands my old master.
What can you give me? Palpatine: NOTHING
6:58 👁👄👁
I'm dying...
I can’t hold on any longer 😫 Ahhhh… 😩
9:42
Maclunky xDD
Is that Greedo? 😂
Kylo: What could you give me
The senate: *NOTHING.*
When The Rise of Skywalker parodies are better than the actual The Rise of Skywalker movie!
11:11 I’m dead 😂😂
Bruh I about screamed lol
YTP is simply the best thing in the world 🤣🤣🤣
HOW CAN THIS HAVE ONLY 2K VIEWS ?
This was pure gold! Even more precious then Arturo and my phone, LOL.
11:50 Lando's from Kashyyk?
Good relations with the wookies, he has
Palpatine singing xD
Poe:THEY FLY NOW?!
Me:that's not flying, that's falling with style!
0:12😃😃😃Yes
0:06 (Anakin Skywalker) I am all the jedi
We'll see us when Disney drops the final final Final Order in Episode 12
This was incredible
first 5 seconds and I'm already looking forward to the rest of this
9:35
We do not grant you the rank of Master
Rey: What?!? How can you do this?!? This is outrageous! It’s unfair! How can you be scavenger and not be a Jedi master?!?
I last watched Episode 9 in December 2019, and I can't remember it being this good.
So Is This The YTP That You Were Talking About, Smasherz?
Yeah, I'm also trying to get a Return of the Jedi one out also as soon as I can
This is excellent!
"I don't care if you win, I need to lose!"
Hey, no reading ahead in the script Hux!
Subscribed!
Thanks, more content on the way
Smasherz yay
Well, well. The ultimate evil is here.
“...it confirms the worst...😰😞
THEY FLY NOW” 😂
Better than the original movie
Both are good! My favorite is the 1st
At last we know how Palpatine returned.
Great video
8:40 I find the funniest part.
How to fix the sequels ?
Make a ytp of them
This video is now my head canon for RoS
This YTP's pretty *fly now*
5:13, now, it all makes sense.
1:20, TUGS (1989) Refrence
That ending is the true ending XD
When Poe and girl that I forgot the name to start nodding the Salac song at the beginning should start playing
That ending was on point 😅😅
I didn't expect that ending lmao
this makes me like episode 9 again xD so funny
11:33 the audience when they saw the ending of The Rise of Skywalker
The return of Palatine
I'm so glad Daft Punk made a cameo in RoS
No no don’t kill me please 😂
Can I use darth Vader saying I am all the Jedi in my YTP?
Yes, gl on your video
Ok
Juicy!
Finally i can enjoy ep9 somehow still some scenes are too disgusting even ytp cant fix
4:37
Maclunkey🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ok boomer
This is a mistake, a terrible mistake haha
The Senate rises
I like how everything is reversed
08:21
Power
NOTHING YOU WILL STOP THE RETURN OF THE JEDI!!!
@@rodytalks3989 UNLIMITED POWAH!!!!!!!! 10:30
That first scene is not wrong
Love that
1:05 Hello There
General Kenobi!!!
You are old
Kick him!
It's not a story that JJ would tell you
10:38 - 10:41 *AHAHAHAHA!!*
6:58
Lmfaooooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
T H E R I T U A L B E G I N S
Lol The movie is literally the rise of Palpatine. Just not "our" Palpatine. Palpatine's bloodline lives on in a saga where the Skywalkers are the main characters. Unbelievable.
Palpatine can't be killed
YTP is less stupid than any of the actual movies.
I don’t hate watching the Rise Of Skywalker but it’s not a good movie
Same here. Not a huge fan of the sequels