Isang araw may sumakay na babae sa taxi na hubo’t-hubad. DRIVER: San po kayo maam? BABAE: Sa BGC po. Nagtataka ang babae bakit tingin ng tingin ang driver sa kanya. BABAE: Ano pong tingin tingin nyo manong? DRIVER: Nagtataka lang po kase ako maam kung saan nyo inilagay ang wallet nyo? 😂😂😂 SIGE TAWA LANG 😛
nice house po..napansin q lang po ung sibuyas sa ref..as per master chefs in the UK u do not refrigerate onions supposedly coz it will get sweet,and never re-use left over onions that were already cut coz it can be poisonous..share q lang po😍
Napahaba talaga ang space ng bahay. Malayong-malayo na sa dating bahay. Sa halip na mukang moderate-type lang na bahay sa mga Subdivisions, nagmuka na tuloy syang Mini-mansion House. Hindi ibig sabihin na binigay lang ay hindi na maganda, but it only cuts off your expenses into a minimal level. Plus, it makes your house even more beautiful.👌💞👍💖
DENTIST: Siguro last na tong pagkikita natin ngayon. Nakakahalata na kc mister mo. PATIENT: Pero mahal natin ang isa't isa!! DENTIST: Alam ko! Pero nauubusan na tayo ng rason! isa na lang ngipin mo. 😂😷 🦷
Si Lolo kumain sa restaurant Lolo: waiter!! Waiter!!! Waiter: yes sir? Lolo: anu bang steak na to? bakit ang tigas tigas? (Tinikman ng waiter ang steak) Waiter: malambot naman po at juicy pa.. Lolo: paanong hindi lalambot yan, eh..30minutes ko ng nginunguya.
Class recitation: Teacher: Juan spell horse Juan: H.o.r.s.e Teacher: spell it again Juan: H.o.r.s.e Teacher: faster! Juan: yaaah tigidig tigidig tigidig! end of joke 😂😅😍😘🙏🙏🙏🙏❤❤❤
Teacher: What is Electricity? Juan: it is a kind of kuryente that dikit to the poste and make our ilaw sindi, but once you touch the kuryente, oh! My gosh your the best dancer of gimme gimme🙈🙈😂😂
Pedro: "pare, malungkot ka ata?" Juan: "marami akong problema 'pre.." Pedro: "wala yun 'pre. tumingin ka sa akin..." Juan: "pare naman, please lang. wag mo nang dagdagan pa!"
Teacher: Give me colors that start with letter M Juan: Maroon Teacher: What else? Ngongo: Mlue, Mlawn, Mlack, Mink, Miolet Teacher: Melygod malakmakan 🤣
Pinay: Hon, anung gift mo sa akin sa silver anniversary natin? Asawa: Dadalhin kita sa China. Pinay: Wow, ang sweet naman. E, sa golden anniversary natin? Asawa: Susunduin na kita.
Teacher: Give me a color that begin with letter M Student: maroon ma'am Teacher:what else Ngongo: Mlue mlawn mlack mink maiolet Teacher: melygood malakmakan
GURO: GIVE ME A COLOR WITH STARTS AT "M" !! STUDENT: MAROON!!! TEACHER: WHAT ELSE? NGO-NGO: MLUE,Mlawn,Mlack,Mink,Maiolate Teacher: Melygood!! Malakmakman!!!!
Hello miss kiray para kang kabayo sa paningin ko kase tikidig tikidig ka sa puso Ko. Hehe he joke!.. Pero sa totoo lang po ikaw yung aritistang pinakamabait kase kahit pinapanood lang kita sa telebisyon parang ang bait bait mo. Kaya nga tywang tuwa ako sa'yo habang pinapanood Ko po kayo. Godbless po at mag iingat po kayo palage. ❤
A guest is ordering at a restaurant, “Do you think you could bring me what that gentleman over there is having?” - The waiter looks at him sternly, “No sir, I’m very sure he intends to eat it himself.”😂😂😂😂
Convo ng magJowa habang nagStar Gazing Boy : Babe, ang gaganda ng stars noh!? Ano pala zodiac sign mo?! Girl : ( bobo yun si ghorl) ha!? Eh... ikaw muna. Boy : Sige, June 24 ako pinanganak, Cancer ang zodiac sign ko. Ikaw babe!? Girl : Aaaaah, ok. Saakin Ulcer. Boy : (nagtaka) Ha!? Ano babe!? Girl : Aah eeeh, Joke lang di ka naman mabiro. Goiter talaga. GOITER. HAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂🤣🤣
Teacher:Juan what is Electricity? Juan:electricty is the type of Kuryente that Dikit to the Poste and if you touch it youre the best Dancer Of Geme geme😂
“F” Tatay: anak ano itong f sa card mo ha! Anak: (nag isip) tatay, fasado po ibig sabihin niyan Tatay: ahhh... akala ko ferfect!! Ate wacky sana isa rin ako sa mapili niyo ❤️😍
Joke time! Juan: pedro may tanong ako, Pedro : cge ano? Juan: Anong pinag kaiba ng kulangot at botel ng kanin? Pedro: ano? Juan: ang botel ng kanin makikita sa taas ng lamesa, ang kulangot makikita sa ilalim ng lamesa😅😅✌️ Waley ata ahhhh hahahaha
Teacher: In my class, I don’t want to hear you speaking tagalog. Is that clear? Student: Yes Maam. Teacher: Ok let me know your name first. Whats your name? Student: My name is Earlyseven Strikeland Neverbroke. Teacher: Wow are you fil-am? Student: No ma’am it’s the English term for my real name “Agapito Hampaslupa Dimagiba”.
Mag ama namamasyal sa tabi ng dagat sa Luneta. Anak: Wow tay ang lalaki ng Balko.. Tatay: Anak ang laki mo na bulol ka pa din..Hindi Balko.. Anak: Eh ano po b ang tamang words tay.. Tatay: Darko ang twag jan.. Anak: eh di wow😆😆😆
ENGLISH TEACHER:GIVE ME THE OPPOSITE OF THIS SENTENCE: "CHILDREN IN THE DARK MAKE MISTAKES" STUDENT: "MISTAKES IN THE DARK MAKE CHILDREN" 😂 TEACHER: GET OUT
Dream ko Waki, mameet ka ng personal. Kasi sobrang love kita ❤️❤️ God Bless you and ur family and keep up the good work at mas lalong maging mabuting tao ka para mas lalo ka ibless ni Lord. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Juan: Hoy Pedro paano mo malalaman kung may sira ulo sa sabungan? Pedro: Ha paano? Juan: Pag may nag dala nang pato! 🤣 Juan: So papaano mo ulit malalan kung may isa pang sira ulo sa sabungan? Pedro: Ha meron pang isa? Paano? Juan: Pag may tumaya sa pato! 🤣 Juan: Papaano mo ulit malalaman kung meron pang sira ulo sa sabungan? Pedro: Tang ina papano? Juan: Nanalo yung pato! 🤣🤣🤣 (shit sana manalo ako haha)
Wacky: "Nay, bakit po VICTORIA ang name ni Ate?" Inay: "Anak, kasi dun namin sya ginawa ng Itay mo" Wacky: "Eh bakit si Kuya, Anito??" Inay: " Hayy naku tumigil ka na nga Luneta! Tawagin mo na ang kuya FX mo at maghahapunan na tayo!" 😂 😂 😂
Mister: Hon, anung ulam natin? Misis: Andyan sa mesa, pumili ka. Mister: Hon, sardinas lang ang andito. Anu bang pagpipilian ko? Misis: Pumili ka kung kakain, or magrereklamo ka!
Sa Mall: Customer: Maam free taste po ba ito? Saleslady: Yes Sir. Tikman niyo po sir. Customer: Bat ganun parang lasang panis? Saleslady: Ganyan po ang mangyayari sa pagkain niyo kapay walang ref. Kaya bili na po kayo ng ref sir! 😂🤣😆😅
Teacher: hey you boy. Student: hmp. Teacher: yes, you! Student: yes, teacher? Teacher: use whom in a sentence. Student: hmp........... Can i go whom. Teacher: stand up and squat!!
Amo: Inday, ilang liter meron sa isang litrong coke? Inday: 4 liters po. Amo: Sigurado ka? Inday: Opo ate, Liter C, liter O, liter K, liter E. Di ba 4 liters yun?😂
Beke nemen po wacky kiray!!!pang videoke ng family namin mahilig kmi kumanta.from Aklan🤗😍😘 Since day1 tga subaybay mo ako,more vlogs w/ wacky itay and wacky inay!! Jokes of the day: Mukha ka daw roll on😂✌ A day w/ jowa...💖💗💙💚💛💜
N0EL: ippangalan ko s aking anak “LE0N” baliktad ng N0EL. NIN0: skin “0NIN” baliktad ng NINO. T0T0: wag nyo akong maisali-sali jan sa usapan nyo! HAHAHAHAHHAHA otot😂
Mag syota nag dadate Dhang: hon, ano zodiac sign mo? Tikboy: *sa isip niya (naku! Zodiac sign? Ano yun? Di ko alam yun ah nakakahiya.. Alam ko na.. Siya nalang una kong tatanongin) Tikboy: uhm.. Hon ikaw muna.. Hehe Dhang: ako? Zodiac sign ko ay Cancer. Tikboy: *sa isip niya ulet(ahh sakit pala ang ibig sabihin ng zodiac sign) Tikboy: uhm hon, yung akin naman Goiter Dhang: tanga walang Goiter na zodiac sign!! Tikboy: eto naman joke lang.. Ulcer talaga.. Hehe
Hr Intererview: Introduce your self? Me: Sorry I'm not graduation . because I'm not eskoling. Hr Intererview: oh same I'm in kender garden. Me: bwaklang twoah 🤣
Teacher: sino ang pinakatangang babae sa mundo? Juan: si Eva po. Teacher: baket naman? Juan: nakita nya nat hubot hubad si Adan, yung mansanas pa ang sinubo.😅😅😅 Tomooo
TEACHER: Give me colors that begin with letter M JUAN: Maroon! TEACHER: What Else? PEDRO: Mlue, Mlawn, Mlack, Mink, Maiolet TEACHER: Melygood! Malakmakan!!!
IDOL SALI AKO SA CHALLENGE MO BEKE NEMEN 😂 ANAK: TATAY ANDAMING LAMOK❗ TATAY: PATAYIN MO ILAW PARA HINDI TAYO MAKITA. (PAGKAPATAY NG ILAW,LUMITAW NAMAN ANG ALITAPTAP...) ANAK: TATAY BUMALIK SILA❗ MAY DALANG FLASHLIGHT 😂
Anak: Maaaa, may aaminin ako. Nanay : Ano yon anak? Anak : Ma, sorry. Nanay : Bakit anak? Bat ka nagsosorry? Anak : Ma, di naman namin sinasadya na maging ganto e. Nanay : Ano ba, bat di mo sabihin? Anak :Nay buntis ako :(( Nanay :Tangina mo Jose, tigil tigilan mo yang kabaklaan mo. Tawa kana please. :(
customer: i will not pay my bill maneger: why?! But you bought 42 coffees customer: No, i said 4 tea 2 coffees Maneger: *?"/*"!*'*@! ( kahit pa notice lang po:)
Beauty Pageant: Q & A Host: How would you like me to address you? Girl: My address is in Cubao QC H: What is your best feature? G: Well... actually, my best feature is my graduation feature. H: What is your edge over the other contestants? G: My edge is 21 years old. H: How do you see yourself 10 years from now? G: I'll be 31 years old. H: To whom will you dedicate your victory if you win? G: Of course to my parents, especially to my father and to my mother H: What is your greatest wish? G: Actually, my greatest wish is World Peace here on earth. H: What is your greatest asset? G: My legs because I have a long legged legs H: If you were made to choose to lose one of your senses, what would it be and why? G: Well actually my eyes because I have beautiful eyes. I thank you.
![[MV] A leap of faith...ความเชื่อใจครั้งสุดท้าย (From "Petrichor the series")](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/U1piZH2CNXA/mqdefault.jpg)
Grabe from the looks of it. It looks like your Interior Designer was Gia Salvador! Super ganda ng house 😱❤ Deserve mo to mamiiii!!
Gila Salvador ba? Parang hindi. I watched her videos madami siyang nilalagay sa walls na design, kay Wacky simple pa rin yung dating ng walls niya.
Ay wow! Ang ganda na nya, super, as in modernized na sya. Stay humble, kahit na napakayaman mo na
After seeing this photo, I laughed so hard that I started coughing. Now my family has put me in a separate room for isolation.✌️
Isang araw may sumakay na babae sa taxi na hubo’t-hubad.
DRIVER: San po kayo maam?
BABAE: Sa BGC po.
Nagtataka ang babae bakit tingin ng tingin ang driver sa kanya.
BABAE: Ano pong tingin tingin nyo manong?
DRIVER: Nagtataka lang po kase ako maam kung saan nyo inilagay ang wallet nyo? 😂😂😂 SIGE TAWA LANG 😛
Diba nagluto si nanay nang pancit tapos ang nagluto ay bwisit
😀
@@ricarzosobrado2151 anudaw?
@Sai Claire Deimoy TAWA KA NALANG SIS HAHAHA
Luma na yan Juskoo buti nga sayo mag ka covid ka HAHAHAHA
nice house po..napansin q lang po ung sibuyas sa ref..as per master chefs in the UK u do not refrigerate onions supposedly coz it will get sweet,and never re-use left over onions that were already cut coz it can be poisonous..share q lang po😍
Napahaba talaga ang space ng bahay. Malayong-malayo na sa dating bahay. Sa halip na mukang moderate-type lang na bahay sa mga Subdivisions, nagmuka na tuloy syang Mini-mansion House. Hindi ibig sabihin na binigay lang ay hindi na maganda, but it only cuts off your expenses into a minimal level. Plus, it makes your house even more beautiful.👌💞👍💖
DO NOT SKIP ADS GUYS. They need this nowadays...
Power!!!
Kodus to Atchitect,civil engineer and interior designer
Sino po ang architect, civil engineer at interior designer ? Wacky. Paki endorse. Charrr. Baka hndi afford. Hehehehehhe
@wacky kiray
kudos po
Super dami kong tawa sa mga videos mo. Ikaw na ang stress reliever ko now. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
You're always be my reliever and my happy pill Mama Kiray! 🥺❤ Fav kita sa I can do that at sa I can see your voice ❤
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B1: Kung di pinoy si Wacky Kiray? Anong nationality nya?
B2: anooo ?
B1: edi arabo .. 😂😂😂
B2: bakeeeet ?
B1: eh kasi ARABUHOK !! 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahaha
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@@crizdario9774 done subcribe n po
@@ailynpagud9486 B3: EDINYE😅
Nice house. Every detail and every part are well designed. Kudos to your team. More Blessings!
Teacher : Give me colors starts with letter "M"
Student : Maroon, Mlue , Mlack, Mink ,Miolet😅
Teacher : Melly good Malakpakan 😅
Hokeee nice try🙅♂
Him;what happen to Cinderella when she reach the ball?
Me;she choked😂
@Anthony James sorry 😂
tama nga naman HAHAHAHAHA
💕💕💕God Bless You Kiray! ang Ganda ng Bahay mo💞💞💞
TEACHER: What are the four basic mathematical operations?
CYNTHIA VILLAR: Addition, Subtraction, Multiplication, and my favorite - SUBDIVISION.
DENTIST: Siguro last na tong pagkikita natin ngayon. Nakakahalata na kc mister mo.
PATIENT: Pero mahal natin ang isa't isa!!
DENTIST: Alam ko! Pero nauubusan na tayo ng rason! isa na lang ngipin mo.
😂😷 🦷
haha
Lol
ang ganda then yung ilalim ng hagdan sa 2nd flr pwedeng gawing cabinet.. tulad sa ibang bansa .. gawing pantry din lagayan ng mga panluto.. cute ♥
Si Lolo kumain sa restaurant
Lolo: waiter!! Waiter!!!
Waiter: yes sir?
Lolo: anu bang steak na to? bakit ang tigas tigas?
(Tinikman ng waiter ang steak)
Waiter: malambot naman po at juicy pa..
Lolo: paanong hindi lalambot yan, eh..30minutes ko ng nginunguya.
Q: Bakit masustansya si Wacky?
A: Dahil mayaman sya sa KALBOhydrates.
K. Bye.
Jusko. HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Hahahaha
Pwede 😂😂
Benta. 🤣
SiR!Ganda nman PO Ng CPU HOUSE MU,more blessings to come!
love the style of this house. better than any "artista house" in my opinion. ✨
"Pustiso na, naging gilagid pa"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#The best joke ever🤣🤣🤣🤣
ang ganda ng bahay simple but elegant yung pag kaka interior space saver tlga xsa
Class recitation:
Teacher: Juan spell horse
Juan: H.o.r.s.e
Teacher: spell it again
Juan: H.o.r.s.e
Teacher: faster!
Juan: yaaah tigidig tigidig tigidig!
end of joke 😂😅😍😘🙏🙏🙏🙏❤❤❤
Teacher: What is Electricity?
Juan: it is a kind of kuryente that dikit to the poste and make our ilaw sindi, but once you touch the kuryente, oh! My gosh your the best dancer of gimme gimme🙈🙈😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Pa hug P.O.
@@wicksfamily8226 tara
😂😂😂
I like your house a lot. Gusto ko ganyan din maging house ko pag magpagawa ako.
Nakaka-inspire po.
Whenever i see boy's and girls and the boys and girls see me, i remember a child and the child remember me.
Oh bakit mo kinanta?
Pedro: "pare, malungkot ka ata?"
Juan: "marami akong problema 'pre.."
Pedro: "wala yun 'pre. tumingin ka sa akin..."
Juan: "pare naman, please lang. wag mo nang dagdagan pa!"
Super love ko talaga mga industrial style
Teacher: Give me colors that start with letter M
Juan: Maroon
Teacher: What else?
Ngongo: Mlue, Mlawn, Mlack, Mink, Miolet
Teacher: Melygod malakmakan 🤣
Gaya gaya kay boobsie
Patrick Paulanag nagkataon lang sir godbless po pasensya na 🙂
HAHAHA
hahahah.. samukan kaayu ani na joke, uuip.. awahhaha. nahimuot ko..
😂😂😂😂
Girl: explain your love for me
Boy: my love for you is like counting the stars in the sky
Girl: awww its infinite?
Boy: no, its just a waste of time
😂🙂😐
More videos pa po please😘😅😂🤣may happiness super fun mo po panoorin😅😘
BOY:What do you think about our love?
GIRL:Try to count the stars in the sky
BOY:Awwwww,,its infinite?
GIRL:NO Darling its a waste of time!
Scary movie
Them: wrong turn, shake rattle and roll...
Me: nemo. Lintok na mga isda, nagsasalita. Ang creepy
we love you kiray.. napakatotoong tao.. ang sarap panoorin ng vlog mo..
Pinay: Hon, anung gift mo sa akin sa silver anniversary natin?
Asawa: Dadalhin kita sa China.
Pinay: Wow, ang sweet naman. E, sa golden anniversary natin?
Asawa: Susunduin na kita.
🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha
Conversation:
Guro: Juan anong pinagkaiba ng Potato sa Mash potato
Juan: ma'am itong damit ko puti to pero pag bilabhan mas Putito🤭🤭🤣
Sobrang ganda ng bahay lalo na interior. I love the style. I think Sir. Oliver Austria should make a reaction video dito
Teacher: Give me a color that begin with letter M
Student: maroon ma'am
Teacher:what else
Ngongo: Mlue mlawn mlack mink maiolet
Teacher: melygood malakmakan
GURO: GIVE ME A COLOR WITH STARTS AT "M" !!
STUDENT: MAROON!!!
TEACHER: WHAT ELSE?
NGO-NGO: MLUE,Mlawn,Mlack,Mink,Maiolate
Teacher: Melygood!!
Malakmakman!!!!
😂😂😂
bwisit HAHAHAHHAA lt
Pa hug mga ka honeyboo
HAHAH
Todas na😂😂😂
Hello miss kiray para kang kabayo sa paningin ko kase tikidig tikidig ka sa puso Ko. Hehe he joke!.. Pero sa totoo lang po ikaw yung aritistang pinakamabait kase kahit pinapanood lang kita sa telebisyon parang ang bait bait mo. Kaya nga tywang tuwa ako sa'yo habang pinapanood Ko po kayo. Godbless po at mag iingat po kayo palage. ❤
A guest is ordering at a restaurant, “Do you think you could bring me what that gentleman over there is having?” - The waiter looks at him sternly, “No sir, I’m very sure he intends to eat it himself.”😂😂😂😂
Done subcribe na po
Him: Did you just fall?
Her: No, I was checking if the gravity works.
Bwahahahahhaaha😂😂
Love you Wacky, you’re a total entertainer . You deserve all the good things in life 👍🏬🏠❤️
And lord said unto john "Come forth and you will receive eternal life" but john came fifth, and won a toaster
MINUS 10 POINTS KANA SA LANGIT PRE
@@itsmitchychuchu HAHAHHA! BAWI NALANG AKO NEXT PRE
@@geomelchannel3069 AHAHHAHA GAGI
baka may plus pre wala akong absent eh HAHAHAA
@@geomelchannel3069 minus pointss kana daw😃
Convo ng magJowa habang nagStar Gazing
Boy : Babe, ang gaganda ng stars noh!? Ano pala zodiac sign mo?!
Girl : ( bobo yun si ghorl) ha!? Eh... ikaw muna.
Boy : Sige, June 24 ako pinanganak, Cancer ang zodiac sign ko. Ikaw babe!?
Girl : Aaaaah, ok. Saakin Ulcer.
Boy : (nagtaka) Ha!? Ano babe!?
Girl : Aah eeeh, Joke lang di ka naman mabiro. Goiter talaga. GOITER.
HAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂🤣🤣
Congrats po Sana all may sariling bahay🎉🎈❤️
Teacher:Juan what is Electricity?
Juan:electricty is the type of Kuryente that Dikit to the Poste and if you touch it youre the best Dancer Of Geme geme😂
Teacher: Anong sabi ni Rizal nung nahuli siya ng kastila?
Me: NAHOLI ME TANGENE!
Filipino: 95
~👽
New Fan Here.
Started watching toni. And found out his life Expe.
Subscribed😘
More blessings for u wacky
“F”
Tatay: anak ano itong f sa card mo ha!
Anak: (nag isip) tatay, fasado po ibig sabihin niyan
Tatay: ahhh... akala ko ferfect!!
Ate wacky sana isa rin ako sa mapili niyo ❤️😍
😂😂😂
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Sir llyan austria video reaction HAHAHA
un 3rd nmn bitin 😊 simple pero sosyal tgnan...love it
Boy: Alam mo ba yung "iyong iyo na ako"
Girl: Ano yun?
Boy: Ayan yung sinabi ng ngo ngo kapag labas nya sa roller coaster "iyong iyo na ako" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Joke time!
Juan: pedro may tanong ako,
Pedro : cge ano?
Juan: Anong pinag kaiba ng kulangot at botel ng kanin?
Pedro: ano?
Juan: ang botel ng kanin makikita sa taas ng lamesa, ang kulangot makikita sa ilalim ng lamesa😅😅✌️
Waley ata ahhhh hahahaha
ganda ng house nakapa relaxing tignan ♥️♥️♥️
Teacher: In my class, I don’t want to hear you speaking tagalog. Is that clear?
Student: Yes Maam.
Teacher: Ok let me know your name first. Whats your name?
Student: My name is Earlyseven Strikeland Neverbroke.
Teacher: Wow are you fil-am?
Student: No ma’am it’s the English term for my real name “Agapito Hampaslupa Dimagiba”.
Done subcribe na po
Hahaha
Mag ama namamasyal sa tabi ng dagat sa Luneta.
Anak: Wow tay ang lalaki ng Balko..
Tatay: Anak ang laki mo na bulol ka pa din..Hindi Balko..
Anak: Eh ano po b ang tamang words tay..
Tatay: Darko ang twag jan..
Anak: eh di wow😆😆😆
ENGLISH TEACHER:GIVE ME THE OPPOSITE OF THIS SENTENCE:
"CHILDREN IN THE DARK MAKE MISTAKES"
STUDENT:
"MISTAKES IN THE DARK MAKE CHILDREN" 😂
TEACHER: GET OUT
Dream ko Waki, mameet ka ng personal. Kasi sobrang love kita ❤️❤️ God Bless you and ur family and keep up the good work at mas lalong maging mabuting tao ka para mas lalo ka ibless ni Lord. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Juan: Hoy Pedro paano mo malalaman kung may sira ulo sa sabungan?
Pedro: Ha paano?
Juan: Pag may nag dala nang pato! 🤣
Juan: So papaano mo ulit malalan kung may isa pang sira ulo sa sabungan?
Pedro: Ha meron pang isa? Paano?
Juan: Pag may tumaya sa pato! 🤣
Juan: Papaano mo ulit malalaman kung meron pang sira ulo sa sabungan?
Pedro: Tang ina papano?
Juan: Nanalo yung pato! 🤣🤣🤣
(shit sana manalo ako haha)
Wacky: "Nay, bakit po VICTORIA ang name ni Ate?"
Inay: "Anak, kasi dun namin sya ginawa ng Itay mo"
Wacky: "Eh bakit si Kuya, Anito??"
Inay: " Hayy naku tumigil ka na nga Luneta! Tawagin mo na ang kuya FX mo at maghahapunan na tayo!"
😂 😂 😂
Congrats po sa mga achievements nyo and God bless.
Mister: Hon, anung ulam natin?
Misis: Andyan sa mesa, pumili ka.
Mister: Hon, sardinas lang ang andito. Anu bang pagpipilian ko?
Misis: Pumili ka kung kakain, or magrereklamo ka!
Sa Mall:
Customer: Maam free taste po ba ito?
Saleslady: Yes Sir. Tikman niyo po sir.
Customer: Bat ganun parang lasang panis?
Saleslady: Ganyan po ang mangyayari sa pagkain niyo kapay walang ref. Kaya bili na po kayo ng ref sir!
😂🤣😆😅
Lupit ang layo n tlaga ng narating mo idol.pashout out nman sa next vid mopo.God Bless
Teacher: hey you boy.
Student: hmp.
Teacher: yes, you!
Student: yes, teacher?
Teacher: use whom in a sentence.
Student: hmp........... Can i go whom.
Teacher: stand up and squat!!
Amo: Inday, ilang liter meron sa isang litrong coke?
Inday: 4 liters po.
Amo: Sigurado ka?
Inday: Opo ate, Liter C, liter O, liter K, liter E. Di ba 4 liters yun?😂
😂😂😂
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Ang ganda ng house mo i dol soon mapa ayos ko din ang dreams house namin ☺️☺️☺️☺️
Me: If Wacky Kiray is a pen, what kind of pen was it?
Me: A baldpoint pen. 😆😆✌️✌️
Kalbolpen.
"YOU LEAD A PRAYER"
🇺🇸: "Ok, lets pray"
🇵🇭: " luh, BAKIT AKO" 🤣
Beke nemen po wacky kiray!!!pang videoke ng family namin mahilig kmi kumanta.from Aklan🤗😍😘
Since day1 tga subaybay mo ako,more vlogs w/ wacky itay and wacky inay!!
Jokes of the day: Mukha ka daw roll on😂✌
A day w/ jowa...💖💗💙💚💛💜
N0EL: ippangalan ko s aking anak “LE0N” baliktad ng N0EL.
NIN0: skin “0NIN” baliktad ng NINO.
T0T0: wag nyo akong maisali-sali jan sa usapan nyo!
HAHAHAHAHHAHA otot😂
Driver: lola sakay ka po
Lola:ayaw ko sumakay nagmamadali ako
Driver :ok po lola
Kinabukasan :
Lola:manong pasakayin moko kasi hindi ako ngmamadali😂
I am here after Toni G. I am a new subscriber. Godbless you Wacky Kiray. You are a blessing to your family. 🙏
Mag syota nag dadate
Dhang: hon, ano zodiac sign mo?
Tikboy: *sa isip niya (naku! Zodiac sign? Ano yun? Di ko alam yun ah nakakahiya.. Alam ko na.. Siya nalang una kong tatanongin)
Tikboy: uhm.. Hon ikaw muna.. Hehe
Dhang: ako? Zodiac sign ko ay Cancer.
Tikboy: *sa isip niya ulet(ahh sakit pala ang ibig sabihin ng zodiac sign)
Tikboy: uhm hon, yung akin naman Goiter
Dhang: tanga walang Goiter na zodiac sign!!
Tikboy: eto naman joke lang.. Ulcer talaga.. Hehe
Hahahaha
Lt HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wala na may nanalo na hahahhaa
@@marcvalera4315 benta ba? Hahaha
Wow nakakatawa naman. So original :)
Ano ang tawag sa kuto ng kalbo?
edi HOMELESS😂😂😂😂
Wla ako i ccomment na joke...☺️kaka subscribe ko palang ...GODBLESS po wacky kiray
Hr Intererview: Introduce your self?
Me: Sorry I'm not graduation . because I'm not eskoling.
Hr Intererview: oh same I'm in kender garden.
Me: bwaklang twoah 🤣
Kindergarten, nice try 🙅♂
Ang corny!
Sige.
Wahahahahhah lt nga ako e
@@jackfrost1953 09495900854 text moko
Teacher: sino ang pinakatangang babae sa mundo?
Juan: si Eva po.
Teacher: baket naman?
Juan: nakita nya nat hubot hubad si Adan, yung mansanas pa ang sinubo.😅😅😅
Tomooo
Hahhahahaha winner!!!!!
Ganda na ng house mo ms Wacky! 🥰
TEACHER: Give me colors that begin with letter M
JUAN: Maroon!
TEACHER: What Else?
PEDRO: Mlue, Mlawn, Mlack, Mink, Maiolet
TEACHER: Melygood! Malakmakan!!!
Here's my entry:
What is the biggest and funniest joke ever? Answer: DOLOMITE SAND 🤣 Tumawa kayo! Magagalit si Harry Roque! 🤣
wala aq maisip na joke eh... ingat nlng po lagi stay safe and God bless....
IDOL SALI AKO SA CHALLENGE MO BEKE NEMEN 😂
ANAK: TATAY ANDAMING LAMOK❗
TATAY: PATAYIN MO ILAW PARA HINDI TAYO MAKITA.
(PAGKAPATAY NG ILAW,LUMITAW NAMAN ANG ALITAPTAP...)
ANAK: TATAY BUMALIK SILA❗
MAY DALANG FLASHLIGHT 😂
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" The best in hairstyle award that you got in Banana Sunday " is the best joke i ever heard.
Ganda po ng TAHANAN niyo Sir Wacky.
Anak: Maaaa, may aaminin ako.
Nanay : Ano yon anak?
Anak : Ma, sorry.
Nanay : Bakit anak? Bat ka nagsosorry?
Anak : Ma, di naman namin sinasadya na maging ganto e.
Nanay : Ano ba, bat di mo sabihin?
Anak :Nay buntis ako :((
Nanay :Tangina mo Jose, tigil tigilan mo yang kabaklaan mo.
Tawa kana please. :(
customer: i will not pay my bill
maneger: why?! But you bought 42 coffees
customer: No, i said 4 tea 2 coffees
Maneger: *?"/*"!*'*@!
( kahit pa notice lang po:)
Galing ng pagka gawa ng bahay, ang Ganda ng design❤️👏🏻
Doktor: umubo ka!
Pedro: ho! Ho! Ho!
Doktor: ubo pa!
Pedro: ho! Ho! Ho!
Doc: okay.
Pedro: ano po ba sakit ko doc?
Doc: may ubo ka.
Wtf HAHAHHAHAHAH
o
"Are you drinking again?"
No!it's just a tea
What kind of tea?
TEA-quila
Nakakainapire 💖💖💖💖
Has fever: I'm okay
Has caught: I'm okay
Has headache:I'll be fine
Menstruation: I'm okay
Hungry: mamamatay nako sa gutom dito!!!!
Okay bye😂
why Ed dont have a girlfriend?
Because Sheeran.
Thank you wacky kiray dahil sayo medyo gumaan pakiramdam ko dahil sa kakatawa sa mga vlogs mo❤️
Teacher: Juan spell ambulance
Juan: A....M....B
Teacher: faster!!
Juan: wew wew wew wew wew wew wew!! Tabi maam mababangga kaaa!!
Beauty Pageant: Q & A
Host: How would you like me to address you?
Girl: My address is in Cubao QC
H: What is your best feature?
G: Well... actually, my best feature is my graduation feature.
H: What is your edge over the other contestants?
G: My edge is 21 years old.
H: How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
G: I'll be 31 years old.
H: To whom will you dedicate your victory if you win?
G: Of course to my parents, especially to my father and to my mother
H: What is your greatest wish?
G: Actually, my greatest wish is World Peace here on earth.
H: What is your greatest asset?
G: My legs because I have a long legged legs
H: If you were made to choose to lose one of your senses, what would it be and why?
G: Well actually my eyes because I have beautiful eyes. I thank you.
Ang Ganda Ng house ate kiray hindi masakit sa mata ang paligid ❤️ God bless you ate kiray
1st daughter: dad im lesbian
Dad: oh okay
2nd daughter: dad im lesbian too
Dad: Jesus Christ is there anyone in this family who loves men?
Son: i do!
Meaningful joke that someone can hear: Mahal kita ... ironically