indeed. Most people don't know this, but you need to "purge" your microbiome to reset it. This can be achived by half-starving for a few years. Live on a minimum amount of food. As your appetite fades away, this is a sign that the organisms in your gut which crave certain food at certain times and signal your brain for food have begun to die. Now you can start fresh and be in control of your appetite for once.
@@timetobailAs a true and pure yogurt male, I consider you very unintelligent. Lactose intolerance is common in all non European peoples, not just criminals. I would advise you to reassess why you’re alive less you find yourself dead not just in body but spirit.
Fellow Yogurt Male here. The Yogurt Pill is the only way for me tbh. Tried it all Red, Blue, Black ... you name it. I am so thankful for this powerful ASMR, Thanks brother.
Yogurt Male traits: -Eat greek yogurt -overthrow Athens after winning the Pelepponese war -rule over the town with 29 other despots -be named Peison -steal silver from the metics like a real scoundrel
sleeping to this to unleash my true yogurt male powers, i can already feel my flesh melting into yogurt. thank you, Colaws and Amerikaner, for unleashing my yogurt metamorphosis.
Girl here who stumbled upon this. I fucking cried while listening to this. Very proud of everyone who decided to eat a yogurt instead of hurting women and children with toxic masculinity. Definitely have to say that men who prioritize health and wellness are definitely a green flag
My best friend literally dropped a dude over yogurt. They were hooking up pretty regularly for YEARS and one day she saw him eating yogurt and left. Blocked him on everything and never saw him again. She was just so disgusted
This video is so good that I became a registered threat to humanity. No breast shall be full of milk, no fridge shall be full of yogurt with me around the parts
I actually fucking giggled like a small child for 5 minutes after each powerful, yogurt induced phrase. (i havent laughed like that in years) Subscribed and stole all the yogurt fron my local grocery stores, 11/10
Yogurt male here, unless you've had bulgarian yogurt, the one that ferments with the bacteria called Lactobacillus Bulgaricus, you just haven't had the full yogurt experience. My personal favourite is the one made from goat milk
While I have had the occasional non yogurt snack, I have realised/discovered that I am a yogurt male after finding out this exists. I have been transitioning to yogurt male since September, and I have already found out how to tell my gut cells to produce chocolate yogurt instead of shit I have been living on yogurt and the whey liquid that's on it for an entire month. Chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, peach, ect and I already feel powerful. While I am severely addicted to yogurt. Once in a very long while, I'll go to a fast food joint or restaurant and eat something from there. I do hope that I can transition to full yogurt male and become God among these non-yogurt sigmas and alphas.
By the power of yak yogurt the Mongol Empire conquered the largest contiguous empire in history, while the Chinese rice gruel diet left them too stunted and underdeveloped to fight compared to a common Mongol troop who was nourished by superior meat and dairy products.
This has helped me realize my true power. Colaws has brought my subtype of male to my full attention. I forget about the yogurt part, but when he said I'm not allowed within 100 meters of a school... I felt that.
MAN I can't even explain this but I've never felt this good in my entire life. 19 years on Earth and this is the first time I've ever lived! Brothers I am proud to be amongst you, shoulder to shoulder, or comment to comment, I will love you.
Fellow yogurt male here: I guided my woman to the Chobani lifestyle and she hasn’t turned back. She’s much more obedient, modest, and most of all- loves children. We had to move though because the neighbors found out. 🤘🏽keep it up, spoon it out
All of my life, I have been searching for the perfect man. I have attempted to pursue alpha and sigma males, but none of them could fill the void deep within me. Now, I finally have the answer to fill the void within me: yogurt males. Society has brainwashed me into believing that alphas and sigmas are the superior males, but I know the truth now. This video has enlightened me beyond the mortal realm. I have truly ascended to the highest plain of dairy filled existence. Share this video with everyone you know. Spread the word of yogurt.
As someone who was a lactose intolerant subhuman virgin, I've been edging to, & eating yogurt for days now. Yea, sure i may blow up my toilet at night, & have gone into debt due to the plumbing bills, but at least I'm a greek yogurt gooning alpha male now.
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Activia is so fucking good Jesus Christ
Yoplait
Fr i been drinking two of them this morning
Oikos protein
more if a yoplait user myself
activiaaaa
the laugh when he says that hes not allowed within 500 feet of an elementary school is perfect
4:38 if anyone wanted to know
damn what a spoiler
This asmr hits hard, super relatable
+@@pianolover3711 ilysfm bro. & it played right as I'm commenting this lmao wtf
@@JohnSmith-fq3rg Someone with an anime profile isn't allowed within 500 feet of a elementary what a shocker 😮
I fucking love having a healthy gut microbiome.
i love being able to have healthy normal shits
No because honestly same
H Pylori would like meet you
healthy five star gut microbiome gang elite🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
indeed. Most people don't know this, but you need to "purge" your microbiome to reset it. This can be achived by half-starving for a few years. Live on a minimum amount of food. As your appetite fades away, this is a sign that the organisms in your gut which crave certain food at certain times and signal your brain for food have begun to die. Now you can start fresh and be in control of your appetite for once.
“I have no friends, and that gives me strength…. More time for yogurt” I lost it
would somebody help this virulent male find his yogurt already
i lost
i hope you find it
I love the part about "Lactose intolerant subhumans"
@@edgychud it's true tho
basketball people
East asians
@@timetobailAs a true and pure yogurt male, I consider you very unintelligent. Lactose intolerance is common in all non European peoples, not just criminals. I would advise you to reassess why you’re alive less you find yourself dead not just in body but spirit.
Milk lasts by eternity
Love is temporary 💔😔
Yogurt is eternal 🔥😤
real
On GOD BRO
Unless its outside the fridge
All jokes aside key lime yogurt is actually so good
@@creepingwillow1579 yes
Any adult male that doesn't eat Greek yogurt needs to turn in his man card
Bulgarian yogurt is objectively better.
@@fairextl ah yeah this is happenin
True!
turkish yogurt better.
@@armert2688 sounds like greek yogurt with extra steps
Fellow Yogurt Male here.
The Yogurt Pill is the only way for me tbh. Tried it all Red, Blue, Black ... you name it.
I am so thankful for this powerful ASMR, Thanks brother.
Pink 😏
Pink ?@@maximizerboy
@@shinjimatou521 I'm honestly getting tired of people on the internet questioning me. Google "Pink pill urban dictionary".
@@shinjimatou521homie love
@@maximizerboyI'm really conflicted... can I take both the pink pill and the yogurt pill?
I touched my self twice during this session. God is good 🙏💯
how can you call yourself a yogurt male if you only did it twice?
There are 7 minutes here. Do better.
you gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers
@@miguelpadeiro762I wanted to like your comment but refrained because it was at 69 likes.
@@Aegis_Aeris I'm proud of you
I can't believe we let this meme die... this is genuinely funnier than all the shit we've been putting out today...
preach
Fucking true
I've had to pause it twice because of how much pain I'm in from laughing
Wdym? Fibre optic cable core is just as funny.
@@NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache you're so portoguese
i used to think im sigma but now i edge 23 hours a day to this and became 56% yogurt
You’re going to need to pump those numbers up buddy
If you’re a true Yogurt Male you’d know to practice your Yogurt Edging instead of regular Edging.
edging just isn’t really meta anymore, gooning is where it’s at
Edging was a meme 4 months ago? Damn
Few.
Vril = Unlocked
One and only yogurt male amerikaner
Ay yuh the Amerikaner here
The original yougort male
The long pause after “if I was ever lost in the wilderness” is the pinnacle of comedic timing.
6:30 for those wondering
Bro did not need to point to THAT timestamp @@bentpen2805
@@bentpen2805FUCKING HELL thank you
I've been Yogurtmaxxing for the past month and finally getting results. Don't give up fellow Yogurtheads.
0w0
WHY CANT I GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT SEEING FURRIES??
@@Wilson_Does_Stuff rawr
how do i start yogurtmaxxing
Yogurt Male traits:
-Eat greek yogurt
-overthrow Athens after winning the Pelepponese war
-rule over the town with 29 other despots
-be named Peison
-steal silver from the metics like a real scoundrel
And achieve all that while being on the sex offender registry.
- Groom every minor you see.
Real Yogurt Male traits:
-Eat mast u khiar
-Form the Persian Empire
-Extinguish the flames of tyranny
-Rekindle the flames of Ahura Mazda
yogurt is turkish
@@yuri0106oh hey hasan
sleeping to this to unleash my true yogurt male powers, i can already feel my flesh melting into yogurt. thank you, Colaws and Amerikaner, for unleashing my yogurt metamorphosis.
I can feel the yogurt coming inside me
@@scopesnake not funny anymore sadly
I listened to this sh*t for 3 months straight and now im the president of a balkan country and i rule it with the fist of iron.
Thank you.
Now invade turkey
Which one?
@@Cancea
all.
@@Cancea all of them, he reformed Yugoslavia bigger and better than last time
Why not a fist of yogurt? 😢
This was such a good yogurt male programming session
What the fuck
Girl here who stumbled upon this. I fucking cried while listening to this. Very proud of everyone who decided to eat a yogurt instead of hurting women and children with toxic masculinity. Definitely have to say that men who prioritize health and wellness are definitely a green flag
Im a yogurt male and I take out my frustration on children and women
I just ate a cup of yogurt in that pose and I think it unlocked something in me.
it’s working.
My best friend literally dropped a dude over yogurt. They were hooking up pretty regularly for YEARS and one day she saw him eating yogurt and left. Blocked him on everything and never saw him again. She was just so disgusted
she couldnt comprehend
More time for yogurt..
“This is Colaws from No Limits Fun” caught me off guard 😭
@pedolover69You’re a creep.
Yeah that part was wild
My jaw actually dropped when I heard that 😭
This video is so good that I became a registered threat to humanity. No breast shall be full of milk, no fridge shall be full of yogurt with me around the parts
unlock your inner yogurt chakras
This is how I imagine people 2000 years ago thought of themselves compared to other foreigners.
very cool. just learned how to walk through walls via these affirmations. godspeed to all yogurt males. we are immortal
Why is this actual good Asmr??? 😭
Gurt
rt
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Gurt
rt
Instead of shitting my pants twice a week its been reduced to once a day. This has truly made me into a yogurt male. Thank you 🙏🙏🙏
I actually fucking giggled like a small child for 5 minutes after each powerful, yogurt induced phrase. (i havent laughed like that in years) Subscribed and stole all the yogurt fron my local grocery stores, 11/10
You should’ve mentioned the Yogurt Males love for Butt Freckles
Crogus was never real
incredibly true
my transition went well thank you for helping me through my journey to become a yogurt man
Yogurt male here, unless you've had bulgarian yogurt, the one that ferments with the bacteria called Lactobacillus Bulgaricus, you just haven't had the full yogurt experience. My personal favourite is the one made from goat milk
they named a bacteria after Bulgaria 😭😭
White mountain Bulgarian yoghurt is the best
@@stefanleustean4253lmfao 😂😂😂
and you can dominate Greek people
I sneak into cow pastures to get my yogurt before it’s even made #yogurtgrindset
Bull pastures*
@@jacklong199 but bulls don't produce milk??
@@RedTraxorz a special type of milk that has healing properties
@@jacklong199 What's that ?
@@Callmeatha1 gives +90 social credit and +110 strength
I love that this was recommended to me right as I was eating yogurt.
Currently eating plain Greek yogurt while listening to this. Truly a yogurt male moment.
While I have had the occasional non yogurt snack, I have realised/discovered that I am a yogurt male after finding out this exists.
I have been transitioning to yogurt male since September, and I have already found out how to tell my gut cells to produce chocolate yogurt instead of shit
I have been living on yogurt and the whey liquid that's on it for an entire month. Chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, peach, ect and I already feel powerful.
While I am severely addicted to yogurt. Once in a very long while, I'll go to a fast food joint or restaurant and eat something from there.
I do hope that I can transition to full yogurt male and become God among these non-yogurt sigmas and alphas.
are you a child groomah?
Can you give an update
@@portugeese_man_o_warhe died of starvation
@@lukeowski A shame. it seems the lactose intolerant elite took another one of us yogurt male's yogurt away since he was getting too powerful
So true brother don’t ever stop encouraging your fellow yogurt brethrens
Your pfp shows you turned in your man card years ago. Troons can never become yogurt males
I love this video. It helps me feel better about myself. Those kids at school don't know the yogurt male deep inside my heart
this changed my life. i love you yogurt man. i am a sexual lone wolf and decide which flavors are objectively best.
I lost it to "I have 17 refrigerators in my house"
By the power of yak yogurt the Mongol Empire conquered the largest contiguous empire in history, while the Chinese rice gruel diet left them too stunted and underdeveloped to fight compared to a common Mongol troop who was nourished by superior meat and dairy products.
this helped me so much. I've been listening to it every night for 4 months and it has changed my life.
On god? I mean…yogurt???
this video was so inspiring i could feel the yogurt deep inside of me 🗿🍷
I love it when Greek people put their yogurt power deep inside me
Delish
ngl make more of this i am just relaxing to this, and then i hear him say i am not allowed within 500 meters of a school
Unlocking my inner grindset
This has helped me realize my true power. Colaws has brought my subtype of male to my full attention. I forget about the yogurt part, but when he said I'm not allowed within 100 meters of a school... I felt that.
Word
MAN I can't even explain this but I've never felt this good in my entire life. 19 years on Earth and this is the first time I've ever lived! Brothers I am proud to be amongst you, shoulder to shoulder, or comment to comment, I will love you.
Those who among their us: 💀
why isn't this on spotify?
Bro wtf my crush bought a yogurt on our last date and this randomly showed up to me LMAO
yogurt males need no crush
He reached enlightenment. Welcome home brother
She granted you the freedom you need to see enlightenment
@@drooooop yogurt enlightens all
Your crush is a yogurt male
Fellow yogurt male here: I guided my woman to the Chobani lifestyle and she hasn’t turned back. She’s much more obedient, modest, and most of all- loves children. We had to move though because the neighbors found out.
🤘🏽keep it up, spoon it out
this video is so fucking good
_I am become Yogurt. Devourer of Yogurt._
This is what Siddhartha Gautama discovered when he was seeking enlightenment.
excellent music choice, what is a masterpiece without a heavenly symphony to shine upon
All of my life, I have been searching for the perfect man. I have attempted to pursue alpha and sigma males, but none of them could fill the void deep within me. Now, I finally have the answer to fill the void within me: yogurt males. Society has brainwashed me into believing that alphas and sigmas are the superior males, but I know the truth now. This video has enlightened me beyond the mortal realm. I have truly ascended to the highest plain of dairy filled existence. Share this video with everyone you know. Spread the word of yogurt.
Truly the most inspirational video I've ever had the pleasure to listen to
i have been listening to this every day. i am becoming insufferable.
You're just a misunderstood yogurt male. Keep the yogurt grindset.
Chobani yogurt gives me all my required nutrients I will ever need
My favorite part is when he said "it's yogurt time" and proceeded to yogurt all over the place
This is amazing. Thank you, yogurt male master
I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS
Yogurt keeps a feller regular. Perfectly smooth, slides right out, minimal wipe. Bliss.
The ambient music remaining so calm as the dialogue becomes more unhinged
So glad to see No Limits Fun back to producing such high quality content after experiencing disruptions with what happened to their previous owner!
Got an ad about porn addiction before this
You don't need porn. You need _yoghurt_
the merchant fears man-yogurt retention
@@xX54MXx1 true dat sistah
Homemade togurt
Including this one to my edging playlist. Fine addition to my extensive collection indeed! 🤑
Rejoice brothers, for the age of the yogurt male has once more risen.
Me and hg listening to this as we do our morning stretching
Uh bwo wut does hg mean
i understand the yogurt is more important than me but babe please give me a chance😩
only if you're yogurt
No literally
this is so deep and insightful. I fall asleep to this every night
Great to hear you got sponsored by No Limits Fun. 👍
my stupid ass googled this
@@psyopdomo of course xe's a monogatari fan....
@pedolover69what is it
i can already feel the man-yogurt coming in me
I was lactose intolerant, but becoming a yogurt male cured me
i had to pause this THREE times because i hurt too much. the yogurt is just that powerful
We've been oppressed for so long... we have come out of the closet for all yogurt males.
Thanks, Colaws
You're already getting put on a watchlist for the first ten seconds
Although i am a female, i find this motivational.
Yogurt Male is a mindset, not dependent on gender. Keep eating yogurt future yogirl.
supermarket greek yoghurt: 🤮🤮🤮
expired turkish yoğurt from milk infused with piss made in a mountain village: 🤤🤤🤤🤤
I couldn't even edge to this, I exploded IMMEDIATELY! clean up on aisle... MY PANTS 🔥🔥🔥
Dominate Greek people ✅
I am turkish, I have no need to dominate them, their weak gypsy sperm is no match for me.
This has inspired me to start eating the two far expired yoghurts that I've been avoiding
Im prohibited from entering a 2 mile radius of any kindergarten for offering my yogurt to a kid.
I WROTE THIS FKIN COMMENT BEFORE THE IM NOT ALLOWED NEAR SCHOOLS AIBJHNAIJBNMOANIMJ
@@NahIdSwordno wonders you have alphonoso pic
@@1chibanKasuga nah, thats cuz every slovenian is a femboy
praying for you bro
This helps me fall asleep so fast everynight thank you so much colaws!!😍😍😴😴😴😴😇😇😇
Literal CHILLS while listening to this.
I consume so much Yogurt and Milk, I've been a Yogurt male before it was even a thing. This man is literally man...
this is the funniest piece of material i've listened to in months
As a proud Turkish American, I fully support this message
No one cares that ur a muslim dude
@@PatrickStar-br7um cute
Turkish???🤢🤢🤢
Give back Constantine
@@fakeemail4005 constantine? Never heard of it
thank you, this video has been immensely helpful to me throughout my MtYM journey ❤
this is hands down the best fucking video ive ever seen. Ive just been losing it for 8 minutes straight
I'm about to become the president of Bulgaria
Be cause of this vide
the algorithm is gonna do numbers for this soon
Pleased to inform you it’s started
This changed my life fr 😩🙏🙏
The line about Peach and Key-Lime is the realist shit Ive heard.
I can't be the only person that saw the title and immediately thought of Gilear from Fantasy High.
This feels like the intro of fight club when he talks about his life lmao
just learned that i am in fact a yogurt male
As someone who was a lactose intolerant subhuman virgin, I've been edging to, & eating yogurt for days now. Yea, sure i may blow up my toilet at night, & have gone into debt due to the plumbing bills, but at least I'm a greek yogurt gooning alpha male now.
i listen this every day. now? i have 3 girlfriends, many youtube subsciber, and ibs. thank you king, our gut microbiomes will conquer all.
hoping for a 2 hour version.
I FELT SO YOGHURT AFTER THIS EXPERIENCE