When FBI Agents Ask For Gift Cards...

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  • Some refund scammers will go try just about anything to get gift cards, even pretend to be FBI agents. I put them through quite a bit while they try to keep up their act. Watch the next call live: goo.gl/uhpWGT
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  • @tiptaphooves
    @tiptaphooves 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3463

    "I will send the FBI to her doughstep and you will be behind the bar"
    Just the one bar. A single one.

    • @ThatIckyGuy
      @ThatIckyGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +365

      Yeah, but it's a really big bar.

    • @MzSuzy2698
      @MzSuzy2698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      It took me a second to figure that out. I thought that I was a bartender for a second.

    • @calvaryapologetics
      @calvaryapologetics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      A kitkat bar?

    • @RomanHistoryFan476AD
      @RomanHistoryFan476AD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      They can't even point out that it is not called Hippocratic act, it's called Miranda rights. Geese if your going to scam people at least get their legal code right.

    • @Eyetrauma
      @Eyetrauma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      See it’s just one but it’s very wide.

  • @5jones
    @5jones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2062

    I canceled my Netflix subscription and replaced it with Kitboga.

    • @lemonadelemon1960
      @lemonadelemon1960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      They should give him his own radio show.😂

    • @area51l
      @area51l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      He's honestly more entertaining than half the shit on Netflix anyway. Better acting for sure.

    • @invaderzim1265
      @invaderzim1265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LOL!!!!🤣
      But without YOU NETFLIX going UNDER?!?!

    • @hamzadlm6625
      @hamzadlm6625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SAME HAHAHAHAHA

    • @ThatOneDude88
      @ThatOneDude88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This guy is the FUTURE of television!

  • @kiasmidt7678
    @kiasmidt7678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    "My favorite color is *blood* "
    This is when he should have realized he was scamming the wrong granny

    • @angelwild9145
      @angelwild9145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Exactly! Absolutely SAVAGE comment! Loved it! ❤️👍🏻⭐️🐉🏙🎉🤡✌️🥳🤩😂

    • @aplasticbag6222
      @aplasticbag6222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@angelwild9145 not enough emojis

    • @angelwild9145
      @angelwild9145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@aplasticbag6222 Hey, are you that TH-camr “ plastic bag man, or whatever his name is?!

    • @user-fo1ow1jq3b
      @user-fo1ow1jq3b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@angelwild9145 That is indeed the TH-cam user "a plastic bag".

    • @daCubanaqt
      @daCubanaqt 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The scammers only gave tunnel vision focused on money.

  • @powercage
    @powercage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1270

    I love how none of them are suspicious that an old lady knows how to do a conference call.

    • @raymondwiggins354
      @raymondwiggins354 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      One of them didn't find it suspicious that an old lady was running a windows 3.11 virtual machine

    • @americafirst9144
      @americafirst9144 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Don't be ageist Sonny Boy!

    • @markwayne86
      @markwayne86 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It’s 2023, an old lady would know how to use the phone.

    • @powercage
      @powercage ปีที่แล้ว

      @@markwayne86 the year doesn’t matter.
      You trust boomers too much.

    • @markwayne86
      @markwayne86 ปีที่แล้ว

      My 85 year old grandma knows how to use a phone. Quit being dumb.

  • @trolololinger2870
    @trolololinger2870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2838

    it's so ironic that you can make money by scamming scammers nowaydays ;D

    • @jbot91
      @jbot91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Sweet karma

    • @eazy-e6996
      @eazy-e6996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      god bless America lmao

    • @MrJeVai
      @MrJeVai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      What a time to be alive :D

    • @topnotch3232
      @topnotch3232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      MFGEK .C408 your uncle made scambaiting TH-cam videos a long time ago

    • @Sambasic
      @Sambasic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      someone should sell really bad scripts to scammers to make sure they can't scam people and are out of money to buy other scripts.

  • @exiledPostman
    @exiledPostman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1872

    "You will be behind the bar" always cracks me up. It's the least threatening threat.

    • @bobleeroy9203
      @bobleeroy9203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      While dotty is "behind the bar" can he grab me a beer?

    • @Jaggededge112
      @Jaggededge112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I’m thirsty can he please make me a piña colada?

    • @Star-du6yz
      @Star-du6yz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah especially when they " say behind the bar". Jajajajajajja

    • @jh1154244
      @jh1154244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I'll take a Bloody Mary!🍹🍸

    • @stivenavarro6527
      @stivenavarro6527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      YOU WILL BE BEHIND DA BA

  • @baldwinwallace4926
    @baldwinwallace4926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    "I can go undercover for you, Mr. FBI agent. I once hid in my bushes for 6 hours a day ... for about a week ... to see if my neighbor was stealing my newspaper ... then I remembered that I had cancelled my newspaper subscription."

    • @LuciferMorningstar-qq4nv
      @LuciferMorningstar-qq4nv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I was looking for this 😂😂😂 needed to share my excitement over hearing this story

    • @xEvilRaptorx
      @xEvilRaptorx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      51:00

    • @daCubanaqt
      @daCubanaqt 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Lilliz91
      @Lilliz91 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I love the stories he comes up with 😂😂

    • @Kreptic
      @Kreptic 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      OMG 😮😮😮 It's almost like....we watched the same video :0000

  • @saoirseoreilly6750
    @saoirseoreilly6750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2750

    Kitboga needs to win an Oscar.

    • @melo0611
      @melo0611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He was put on CBC (i think cbc) though (my mom told me)

    • @BenChode-jl1rr
      @BenChode-jl1rr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bro fr fr

    • @aran7teen
      @aran7teen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was literally thinking this the other day

    • @nikolozka1
      @nikolozka1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He deserves it more than that bunch in the ceremony

    • @funkrok2010
      @funkrok2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He needs an edna

  • @sbridge7556
    @sbridge7556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3866

    I know it’s not real but it’s honestly so upsetting when Kit starts crying. The scammers don’t care at all- they think he’s an actual old lady and they’d still steal from her without hesitation. They’re such scum

    • @kevins2763
      @kevins2763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂

    • @brandonlee6324
      @brandonlee6324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Jeffrey L oof buddy it’s not about race/ethnicity

    • @MouseChild
      @MouseChild 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@SOS-School_Of_Survival yikes

    • @HighLordSythen
      @HighLordSythen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      It's the callousness of it all that's so repulsive. They shame their communities.

    • @kanatran64
      @kanatran64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@SOS-School_Of_Survival wtf, how the fuck did u put race in this?

  • @mrosa718
    @mrosa718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3393

    Can we take a second to appreciate Kits genius. The guy is literally having a conversation with 1 person, as TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE, as well as having a conversation with himself as two different people. Like....I can’t even tie my shoes without looking at them and hes having 4 way conversations.

    • @alidawood8833
      @alidawood8833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      hes a chameleon. he could do 5-6 voices at the same time effortlessly. check him out on twitch and you'll see

    • @mikkelfraskui
      @mikkelfraskui 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      He's very impressive. On streams he managed to call the same call center as two different characters simultaneously. It's an art at this point.

    • @dianalovescolors
      @dianalovescolors 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Mike that is so funny 😂. I can not multi task to save my life. 😂

    • @Concatenate
      @Concatenate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I have issues walking and chewing gum at the same time. I bow down to Kit's genius.

    • @carieevans3787
      @carieevans3787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Right!!!! & If he's not doing that, he's playing games on his computer while not missing a beat of the conversation. It's like his mind just has to be doing several things at once at all times. Lol. Mind of a genius?

  • @kepcar
    @kepcar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    Sending agents in her doorstep to put her behind the bars without reading her the Hippocratic oath? Outrageous!
    She deserves her day in the courthouse!

    • @letmesleep6056
      @letmesleep6056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your pfp is awesome

    • @notusingmyname2634
      @notusingmyname2634 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Not bars THE bar. You dont fuck with the bar

    • @monkchips
      @monkchips ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She will be in front of the local majesty in the morning.

    • @jayc4721
      @jayc4721 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean goat house

    • @charlesconnaughton7292
      @charlesconnaughton7292 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      all of them trained at the world famous monty python under cover secret agent academy.

  • @asuraichermit878
    @asuraichermit878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    "My favorite color is blood"
    Edna will swim in the blood of her enemies

    • @lalailand5274
      @lalailand5274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Concatenate
      @Concatenate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Another Hitman game... Hitman: Scammers (The Wrath of Edna)

    • @anniewarbucks9697
      @anniewarbucks9697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And breath in and breath out and spit it on their windows key.

    • @GenericaQwerty
      @GenericaQwerty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Possibly my favourite Edna comment ever 😂 I need this on a t-shirt.

    • @leoment
      @leoment 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GenericaQwerty same! 😂

  • @Mohandas.Gandhi
    @Mohandas.Gandhi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +838

    "He is NOT a vampire maam!" best line ever

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      go to the target store I love that shit telling you where to go and what to do

    • @19tams67
      @19tams67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @19tams67
      @19tams67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🦇🧛‍♂️

    • @mrsJames95
      @mrsJames95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bruhh😂😂 I bout died reading that. I laughed so hard every time vampires were mentioned!

    • @timfoote6919
      @timfoote6919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fantastic!

  • @bigikesmalls
    @bigikesmalls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    I am dying laughing at the text messages "I need Target gift cards to buy blood".

    • @WarriorsCherub999
      @WarriorsCherub999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That shit was hilarious

    • @kathyflorcruz552
      @kathyflorcruz552 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      There was another one who's sick child had a high thermometer or some nonsense & needed a botox shot. 😢

    • @Sam-wq9vi
      @Sam-wq9vi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kathyflorcruz55280% high 😢

  • @phinny5608
    @phinny5608 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    I love how Kit playing a separate scammer allowed him to act even more blatantly outrageous without having to give it even a hint of believability.

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY

    • @psygonzo7974
      @psygonzo7974 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 keep magic out of this

  • @0Ciju0
    @0Ciju0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    "I'm calling fro...from... the... department of... DeTeCtIvEs"

    • @FlavortownG
      @FlavortownG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      but he is just a vampire

    • @markymark443
      @markymark443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Sounded like he said "Department of Deductives". I guess because it's easy to deduct that they're scammers from India.

    • @Pacifica1
      @Pacifica1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmfao

    • @terranceparsons5185
      @terranceparsons5185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Department of Detectives, the FTC. Federal Trade Commission. Because that's a thing right.

    • @lusimyer
      @lusimyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao..Department of Detectives!!

  • @DysmasTheGoodThief
    @DysmasTheGoodThief 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1005

    This was a very meta episode. Scammer talking about scammers scamming, pretending to be FBI in a scam

    • @gabriellaandersen8121
      @gabriellaandersen8121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      With a vampire !!! LMAO

    • @Basch152
      @Basch152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      and the scammer when talking about kits daniel scammer character, said they would never get into heaven

    • @assassinaria
      @assassinaria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      in the end the scammer felt like shit lol

    • @BigChiken44
      @BigChiken44 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Basch152 yes, they will be reincarnated)

    • @gregwessels7205
      @gregwessels7205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BigChiken44 Isn't that wonderful...scammer recycling.

  • @MutarFuqueer
    @MutarFuqueer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    The FBI runs on Target gift cards now. True story.

    • @someonesghost3868
      @someonesghost3868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Because of the Trump Administration right?

    • @sinsoftheswamp8346
      @sinsoftheswamp8346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@someonesghost3868 yeah heard Biden switching them to walmart cards

    • @blazeron12
      @blazeron12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@sinsoftheswamp8346 Why can't we just switch back to the Best Buy cards. Times were good then.

    • @Teleios116
      @Teleios116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@someonesghost3868 nah because Obama, Trump only exposed them.

    • @thewanderingartists
      @thewanderingartists 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh how things have changed 😂😂😂

  • @ryangarr6161
    @ryangarr6161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    I love when he picks up the phone and goes “Hello?” And the scammers are like “NO HANG UP”

    • @notaburneraccount
      @notaburneraccount 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's hilarious lol

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@notaburneraccount In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY

    • @MikeMarlowe-ym3zy
      @MikeMarlowe-ym3zy 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I like when the scammers scream “HELLO!” when they’re upset

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@MikeMarlowe-ym3zy Thou shall not steal
      All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus as their God. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents, unbelief etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. Jesus defeated death by rising from the dead. GOD IS HOLY

  • @s4tchm0j0n3s
    @s4tchm0j0n3s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1445

    "Go directly to Jesus. Do not show your face"
    My most dreaded card in Monopoly.

    • @pagalmasala
      @pagalmasala 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Do not pass go, ma'am!😂😂

    • @thechillsadist
      @thechillsadist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Timestamp?

    • @DeltaOfNothing
      @DeltaOfNothing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      *Jesus hands you 200 dollars*

    • @n1c98
      @n1c98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I was near tears laughing at this comment 🤣🤣🤘

    • @colecarver8072
      @colecarver8072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's a screenshot

  • @skade245
    @skade245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    Scammer: Why are you asking for giftcards
    Scammer: Why are you asking for giftcards
    Scammer: Why are you asking for giftcards
    Kit: Becau-
    Scammer: SHUT UP

    • @BSBMteam
      @BSBMteam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      17:26

    • @nicbbb2723
      @nicbbb2723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣😂😂😂😂

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@nicbbb2723 All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus as their God. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents, unbelief etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. Jesus defeated death by rising from the dead. GOD IS HOLY

  • @youtubecensors5419
    @youtubecensors5419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    The vampire bits are made funnier because his headrest looks like a huge vampire collar.

    • @MrFishateyokids
      @MrFishateyokids 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thanks...under rated comment

    • @brina3982
      @brina3982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😂😂😂😩😩can’t unsee it

    • @Esclipsea
      @Esclipsea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      IT DOES OMG

    • @aishas4664
      @aishas4664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just saw it Omgggg 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @dvswia1831
      @dvswia1831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dude! Didn't notice and now laughing so hard. Thx!

  • @butchershoppequartet8690
    @butchershoppequartet8690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Kit's improv skills are through the roof, this is such genius for so many reasons.

    • @TodorKatsarski
      @TodorKatsarski ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I love when both of his characters are talking at the *same* time.

    • @azazello1784
      @azazello1784 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kitboga is not as bright as people think. For example, silver bullets are supposed to be a weapon against werewolves, not vampires.

    • @kingkitryne
      @kingkitryne 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@azazello1784yep because werewolves and vampires are real

    • @PaLaS0
      @PaLaS0 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@azazello1784 that's the point lmao..

    • @BIL0471
      @BIL0471 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@azazello1784 Silver f***s up Vampires too, can confirm, beat Castlevania 2. The old "no reflection" thing comes from old mirrors containing silver, s**t be inimical to unholy lifeforms of all sorts inc. bacteria.

  • @schwabbel0
    @schwabbel0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    I will never get enough of these.

  • @vikastanwar8420
    @vikastanwar8420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    Kitboga > Netflix

    • @dianalovescolors
      @dianalovescolors 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The Netflix hours that I used to watch has been sorely neglected since I found scambaiting on TH-cam.

    • @dianalovescolors
      @dianalovescolors 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @DriftZ TwoSeven I don't know who could be deleting your comments. that's weird.

    • @TheChrislewis1989
      @TheChrislewis1989 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hell yeah! Lol

  • @adamgalloway7871
    @adamgalloway7871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    I think “BEHIND THE BARS” is the funniest thing it’s gets me every time.

    • @Kalumbatsch
      @Kalumbatsch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      IN THE JAIL

    • @404killer
      @404killer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      each aND EVERYTING

    • @t0xicrunner
      @t0xicrunner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Even better was when he said “You will behind the bar”

    • @eddie10191
      @eddie10191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Behind the bars is is a Microsoft bartender class for the low price of 10k payable with gift cards.

    • @CodingAbroad
      @CodingAbroad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Adam Galloway it has the idea of tshirts all over it

  • @MattBradshaw
    @MattBradshaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    This is remarkable stuff, man!
    Holding multiple conversations, seamlessly switching between characters, playing back parts of conversation you’ve recorded, AND having asides with a viewing audience...
    It’s actually quite incredible.
    Thanks for both what you’re doing to these scammers, and your terrific performances.

    • @larryrhodes326
      @larryrhodes326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My eyes are crossed and my head is binging off the walls. Kit is a Genius .

    • @sylviasarasasharma6854
      @sylviasarasasharma6854 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      These scammers are the scum of the earth...they are going on using filthy language on someone they think is an old lady!!

    • @vandersonjunior8018
      @vandersonjunior8018 ปีที่แล้ว

      LONG LIVE THE SCAMMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      GOD BLESS THE KOKALTA SCAMMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @jessebrown9046
      @jessebrown9046 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is incredible, damn he's got a sharp mind, he should be a actor

  • @CJFerg81
    @CJFerg81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    "I need Target gift cards to buy blood."
    🤣

  • @breakingnewsonsocialmediat8809
    @breakingnewsonsocialmediat8809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    I am officially addicted to this channel

    • @TheSaltyBitch
      @TheSaltyBitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Girl, same 🙌

    • @itzaprem6358
      @itzaprem6358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Salty Bitch prob a dude tbh

    • @tomsmall1244
      @tomsmall1244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Welcome. This is not a cult.

    • @justagirpup
      @justagirpup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@itzaprem6358 😂😂😂 why tho?

    • @StarWonder
      @StarWonder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@itzaprem6358 a little too obsessed about what's between someone's legs?

  • @DarkStarAZ
    @DarkStarAZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    Watch out for the scampires!

    • @2extrachromosomes605
      @2extrachromosomes605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you

    • @louistournas120
      @louistournas120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      To protect yourself from scampires, just give them dollarama gift cards.

    • @alicexlovesxanime
      @alicexlovesxanime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Instead of blood they suck dry your bank account

    • @spongemonkeysooz
      @spongemonkeysooz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Scampires! Nicely done 👏 😁

    • @hugomeyer111
      @hugomeyer111 ปีที่แล้ว

      Known as scampi

  • @mariomario7379
    @mariomario7379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    He went from a Microsoft worker to FBI agent. They don’t even try anymore….

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY

    • @-Asmae_
      @-Asmae_ หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 Begone bot

  • @BurritoPG
    @BurritoPG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    I love how each scammer tries to throw each other under the bus. Ha! Genius.

    • @LukenUSee
      @LukenUSee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      There's no honor among thieves!

    • @jimeiden2360
      @jimeiden2360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Greed is their downfall

  • @marcohaase1
    @marcohaase1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    He should get a touchscreen computer and when they tell him not to touch the mouse he can hold his finger on the screen and they can't move the mouse lol

    • @barmayneg
      @barmayneg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      YEEEEESSSSS

    • @rawaum
      @rawaum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That's a heck of an idea!

    • @sod1umchlor1de94
      @sod1umchlor1de94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      A better idea is to purchase a cheap drawing tablet like a Wacom tablet. A drawing tablet has absolute positioning and will always snap back to where the pen is positioned; thus, it is a much more efficient and cheaper way to prevent mouse movement.

    • @thehot-angel831
      @thehot-angel831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Agreed!!

    • @chasebeleren
      @chasebeleren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@sod1umchlor1de94 If he wanted a cheaper alternative, he should just get a huion tablet or something. You can get those ones for like $20 and for that purpose they'll do exactly the same thing, whereas wacom tablets tend to be around or over $100.

  • @AnneIglesias
    @AnneIglesias 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    “I am going to arrest you with my vampire wings.”
    That has to be most incredible non-Edna piece of character dialogue I’ve ever heard you say.

    • @iamjohnrobot
      @iamjohnrobot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yea "meatlong football sandwich" from og edna remains the goat

    • @parispj2018
      @parispj2018 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is the time stamp? Lol

    • @AnneIglesias
      @AnneIglesias 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@parispj2018 29:40

    • @SteveRyzuk
      @SteveRyzuk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      next t-shirt anyone?

  • @blackjohn1303
    @blackjohn1303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    That smug-ass grin you get when you're playing these idiots against each other is such a mood. You're doing a good thing!

  • @ritabaving1009
    @ritabaving1009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    "Read her the Hippocratic Oath" - this is priceless!

    • @davidm3maniac201
      @davidm3maniac201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I love that absolute classic

    • @xMRxLAMAx
      @xMRxLAMAx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I can’t believe his live chat were correcting him… that was hilarious

    • @cyprel
      @cyprel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@xMRxLAMAx I've seen his life chat once... Probably a lot of young people in there because a lot of them don't really understand what's going on

    • @alextipton8670
      @alextipton8670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I woke a family member up by laughing so loud at that one 😆

    • @aro327
      @aro327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Best part are the know it all’s in the chat who don’t know he’s telling a joke.

  • @momofthree9100
    @momofthree9100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    This channel has been the best random thing to ever show up on my feed. Kitboga deserves an award for what he does!

  • @huvarda
    @huvarda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Top 3 mysteries of the Earth:
    -The Bermuda Triangle
    -Area 51
    -Kitboga's eyes

    • @EmulatorNoob
      @EmulatorNoob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Eye reveal when?

    • @nanihime
      @nanihime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      There’s a video of him openly sharing everyone. He has blue eyes

    • @karolstopinski8350
      @karolstopinski8350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yep, he revealed them at some video. Some time ago.

    • @emman8133
      @emman8133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He already revealed his eyes

    • @LPRD
      @LPRD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He shows them on stream very often though...

  • @Drazeroth8
    @Drazeroth8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    28:04
    Daniel: "I am a vampire ma'am!"
    Scamer: "He's lying!"
    xD

  • @andrewjackson3486
    @andrewjackson3486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    "I am a vampire!"
    Me: Oh the call must almost be over
    *only halfway done*
    Here we go.

  • @tina670
    @tina670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    The gentleman from the FBI is lacking critical information

    • @m_rod9562
      @m_rod9562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Damn intern

    • @cotybenoit6752
      @cotybenoit6752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And each and everything

    • @ssksm8919
      @ssksm8919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And english grammar...

    • @halosrusty
      @halosrusty 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah gotta be careful he could be lying

  • @yescubanbkincy8279
    @yescubanbkincy8279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +817

    Anyone who clicks dislikes on ANY Kitboga video needs to go behind the bar
    ...😐

    • @yotengo2807
      @yotengo2807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      it’s only one bar
      just one singular bar

    • @L1Run
      @L1Run 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      And pour drinks for everyone who clicks like.

    • @aleksandrat.5058
      @aleksandrat.5058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Do you know that whenever I want to click like on a comment, I can click not like first and then press like again? It never works on my new Firefox when I click on like (always is not like first).

    • @yescubanbkincy8279
      @yescubanbkincy8279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aleksandrat.5058 Behind the BAR!!!

    • @piens51
      @piens51 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sure. Now would you like to order any drinks? We have a specal on rum ciktails.

  • @zerobalanceadventures1778
    @zerobalanceadventures1778 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I love when Kit puts 2 scammers on the phone against each other 😂😂

  • @deborahboyce5390
    @deborahboyce5390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    How he keeps himself under control and not losing it laughing is unbelievable...I'm dying here

  • @mmay6621
    @mmay6621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    They are so mean. It breaks my heart that people fall for these scammers.

    • @zen_mindset1
      @zen_mindset1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It breaks my heart that people don't use more logic.

    • @darenmiller2218
      @darenmiller2218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Most are complete assholes, yet some are extremely nice, trying to play off someone’s empathy. They got me for ten bucks once. I was selling something on OfferUp for the first time, so I had no idea how it all works. He said he needed to secure a transaction line from me to him, and to set up some Apple Gift card nonsense. Wasn’t expensive so I thought I’d entertain it as my sale was going to be for several hundred dollars. I went through with it and lost my ten bucks, but, he was very nice to me until he got my money then got silent. Point being they’re very slick with this stuff.

    • @vandersonjunior8018
      @vandersonjunior8018 ปีที่แล้ว

      LONG LIVE THE SCAMMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      GOD BLESS THE KOKALTA SCAMMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @janewright8249
    @janewright8249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    I can’t believe how long these scammers stay on the line through all of this. Kit may just drive the scammers out of business by driving them insane.

  • @christianreevepodcastclips
    @christianreevepodcastclips 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    This is the most bizarre trolling of scammers I've ever seen in my life, simply amazing. Well done!

  • @JimmyFoxhound
    @JimmyFoxhound 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    17:54 recorded himself saying "excuse me" and then uses it to talk over his other character at 18:04.. Kitboga you sir are incredible! lol Love it

    • @jviper2004
      @jviper2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Perhaps even....re-mar-ka-ble

    • @anniewarbucks9697
      @anniewarbucks9697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YEP.

    • @erakattack
      @erakattack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He only started doing that a lot in the past 6 months or so and he's gotten pretty awesome at it. I don't know how he keeps track of how he wants the conversations to go while he's in the moment. Solid improv skills!

  • @Coolsam2000
    @Coolsam2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "As someone who works for the Bureau... The Better Business Bureau, I swore an oath to serve my country!" 😂

  • @SeanA88
    @SeanA88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    FBI agents with heavy indian accents lmao

    • @chrise5011
      @chrise5011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Federal Bollywood Investigation, Federal Bureau of India, Fake Broke Indians perhaps.

    • @whitehuayra
      @whitehuayra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @Rabbi Bob that's not racism. Not everything is racist. making that assumption is closer to being racist than their comment(prejudice: pre judgement, which is what you're doing by replying "racist") congratulations, you are the person you're complaining about.

    • @Nicc93
      @Nicc93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Rabbi Bob show me one pure breed indian that is active fbi

    • @isazisempi2248
      @isazisempi2248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And his boss and his coworkers have the same accent.

    • @Nicc93
      @Nicc93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @SharpshootersGaming no thanks. I dont use television as fact. All lies on tv

  • @SLYNUR
    @SLYNUR ปีที่แล้ว +57

    You should pretend you are confused and buy them a Hallmark greeting card and read them the barcode number at the end, and then read them the Hallmark card message!

    • @soulreaver6546
      @soulreaver6546 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Rinoa did something like that just minus the barcode

  • @teariet.tekken-wolffenn5881
    @teariet.tekken-wolffenn5881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I know Kit makes it funny and he is all the characters, but imagine if something like this happens for real to an old person? This would be horrible. No one deserves to be harassed by these scumbags.

  • @Deadpool_64
    @Deadpool_64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Scammer: NEVER GIVE ANYONE THE CARDS, THEY ARE SCAMMERS!!!
    Also scammer: Give us the cards so we can track down the scammers when they use the cards.
    I love how you can always hear them breathing more & more heavily as their rage builds.

  • @nathanieltaylor8210
    @nathanieltaylor8210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I wish I had Kitboga's smarts and quick thinking. Scammers call me multiple times a day, everyday. But when I try to waste their time, they always quickly hang up on me :/

    • @ElbowDropMO
      @ElbowDropMO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The voices have a TON to do with it. If they think you're a younger person, their trigger finger for hanging up the line gets itchy right away. They know the chances of someone younger who knows their way around technology and has likely heard of these scams won't bite.
      It's why his most successful calls are when he's posing as Edna or...I forget the older man's name. A ton of them are also very chauvinistic and assume a woman is easier to fool (hence why his young girl impression works too).
      You either have to pose as an older person or someone with a farm drawl, that might not understand technology so well.
      Also, it might be best to do it on a FireRTC or some VoIP service as opposed to your own phone. Scammers love to pass numbers along that screwed with them as sortof a middle finger/last laugh. It's why Kitboga gets so many other scammers calling him while he's already talking to one. Whatever artificial numbers he uses make the rounds and other scammers call, whether they know it's Kitboga or not.

    • @user-mp3eq6ir5b
      @user-mp3eq6ir5b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nathaniel Taylor ☆ & That's a "Good Thing", Right?
      A Sheet of Flame & a Sulfurous Smoke Cloud engulfs the Sound Stage.

    • @chelsi7461
      @chelsi7461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He calls *them* under the pretense that he has received an email or call from them.

    • @DIBZ111
      @DIBZ111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      There was one time where kitboga was like "i guess ill just try using my own voice" the call lasted like not even a minute i think lol

    • @SindyJ37
      @SindyJ37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ElbowDropMO exactly correct. Kitboga has the characters well developed. I'm just always so impressed by how he can go back and forth between them all so seamlessly

  • @alicered4198
    @alicered4198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Gotta love how Kitboga is making an entire dramatic dialogue between the grandma and the other scammer and the real scammer is in the background only able to manage "Hang up the line hang up the line hang up the line I'm telling you mam hang up the line listen to me listen to me I'm telling you mam hang up the line"

  • @ashleyabal8209
    @ashleyabal8209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    When he said he worked for the fbi, my half asleep brain went, “Kit started working for the fbi? Good for him, his channels come a long way....... wait a moment,,, just wait a moment”

    • @JPMJPM
      @JPMJPM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They really should hire him.

    • @Rachel-fb2bj
      @Rachel-fb2bj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lol when I read the last part the intro song got stuck in my head again

    • @ashleyabal8209
      @ashleyabal8209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rachel 😂

    • @CROsigliere
      @CROsigliere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Rachel just wait a moment sir🥴 in my head too

    • @randomhumanoidblob4506
      @randomhumanoidblob4506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think you mean "vet a momet" ;-

  • @lostinconfusion5848
    @lostinconfusion5848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Scammer : We got your kids ma’am!
    Old lady : what are your demands?
    Scammer : wE WaNt 2000 GoOgLe pLaY CaRdS

  • @3umm3l
    @3umm3l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    "Im a vampire returned from the dead as an FBI-Agent, maam!" this sounds like a bad b movie. how can you come up with this. i lost it completely!

    • @CrazyGamerDragon64
      @CrazyGamerDragon64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "He's a vampire, how can you track him?"

    • @5bigdonkey
      @5bigdonkey 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      When he has been watching Too much Bollywood

  • @WolfmanFront
    @WolfmanFront 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I love how scammers call out other scammers, and explain the logic of why it is a scam, all while trying to scam. Madness. And did that one scammer just damn himself to hell?

  • @aprilleerose
    @aprilleerose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Uh oh, Edna is going to be behind the bar!

    • @404killer
      @404killer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      dont get her too drunk 🤣
      granny will cause a ruckus

    • @dantares2158
      @dantares2158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I will send the police to your door step, and you will be behind the bar.

    • @biigsmokee
      @biigsmokee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      pour us a sherry edna!

    • @chrisyfrisky
      @chrisyfrisky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Only one bar? You'd think she'd be prosecuted for the "each and everything" she did...

    • @user_fake
      @user_fake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Edna goes to jail, will be like madea goes to jail the movie 😄😄😄

  • @wrenth8474
    @wrenth8474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    5 minutes in and I'm trying to figure out how many people on the line. This is glorious.

  • @weaverine9400
    @weaverine9400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    I tell the FBI “each and everything.”

    • @funkrok2010
      @funkrok2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I just do one thing

    • @KnuckleHunkybuck
      @KnuckleHunkybuck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's the smart thing to do if you don't want to wind up behind the bars.

    • @mfThump
      @mfThump 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@funkrok2010 it only take couple of minutes, please.

    • @RomanHistoryFan476AD
      @RomanHistoryFan476AD 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KnuckleHunkybuck No the FBI would come to your home with a warrant, not do some phone call.

    • @yotengo2807
      @yotengo2807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@RomanHistoryFan476AD they don’t come to your home with a warrant
      they put you behind the bar
      just a singular bar

  • @mandero88NAFO
    @mandero88NAFO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Holy good Lord the vampire thing coming RIGHT out of left field had me crying "I need target cards for blood" HAHAHAHAHA. These videos NEVER fail to deliver something new and have me in literal tears of laughter

    • @LHeyden-o6i
      @LHeyden-o6i หลายเดือนก่อน

      That’s an odd prayer.🤔

  • @maesejesus
    @maesejesus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    You have to love how useless and unworthy the real scammer becomes whenever Kitboga does dual roles.
    They just become pointless background noise, as they repeat the same lines, probably trying to stay on script while processing what's happening, not getting anywhere.
    It's just lovely.

    • @vandersonjunior8018
      @vandersonjunior8018 ปีที่แล้ว

      LONG LIVE THE SCAMMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      GOD BLESS THE KOKALTA SCAMMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @TheTwilightBong
      @TheTwilightBong 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was trying to find the right words to say just that. Really spot on. Thank you.

  • @ringtail5021
    @ringtail5021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    No one:
    Scammers trying to compliment old people: „o my gad mam u sound leik ur 4 yeers old”

  • @coloringwithd
    @coloringwithd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    LMAO FBI, FTC, World Wide Web Wild Tech, and Microsoft, grandma is so popular. Thank you for the fun. I needed it. 😂😂😂

    • @dianalovescolors
      @dianalovescolors 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      me too. I haven't stop smiling for an hour. These videos have been so great for my depression for this whole year. Best medicine ever ❤️

  • @hurueli
    @hurueli ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I would understand if a vampire was working for the IRS..... But for the FBI...😂

  • @tylerphilco
    @tylerphilco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I use “you will be behind the bar” all the time now in heated game chats.

    • @lindasvalesen5237
      @lindasvalesen5237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Awesom, I'd like to hear that. Lol

    • @conecon7425
      @conecon7425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The scammer didn’t say you will be behind the bar the scammer said you will behind the bar

    • @thebrowns5337
      @thebrowns5337 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Use it each and every day mam then the FBI will pay you a visit

    • @jalisaalanaye1662
      @jalisaalanaye1662 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thebrowns5337each and everything

  • @B_Dog_33
    @B_Dog_33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    I swear he’s an old lady wearing a young guy mask.

    • @Deadpool_64
      @Deadpool_64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Plot twist, Edna is the real one, and Kit is a character she plays.

    • @brabhamfreaman166
      @brabhamfreaman166 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Deadpool And Billy…

    • @tastyloaf5487
      @tastyloaf5487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah, I'm pretty sure he's actually 10 different people wearing a singular dude bodysuit....

  • @gthgirl392
    @gthgirl392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    literally just spat on my screen at the "favorite color of BlOoD". Omg, that was too amazing.

    • @dantares2158
      @dantares2158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Then when Edna clearly clarifies Blo0od..... then epic pause.

    • @anniewarbucks9697
      @anniewarbucks9697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No words.

  • @rebeccasarrazin386
    @rebeccasarrazin386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    You've given me the courage to do this myself! Now I mess with scammers when I can! You're the best

  • @LichtAnker.
    @LichtAnker. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    To the scammers who tell Kitboga to get a job:
    He has several jobs in one that are really worth paying well for.
    He does comedy, real live entertainment that is really much better to laugh at than all the scripted junk on TV.
    He makes people aware of your cheap scams on the internet.
    He sabotages your scams and makes life difficult for scammers like you.
    It is much more honorable job than you will ever have.

  • @exiledPostman
    @exiledPostman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    "Where is he texting you, on your cell phone or your home phone?"
    Benchod isn't too smart.

    • @Grey_Warden_Invasion
      @Grey_Warden_Invasion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Or living somewhere where they are technically behind several years. Because at some point it was possible to send texts to home phones - a computer generated voice would read the texts to you. Must have been a good 20 years ago when that was still possible, I remember being in middle school when that stopped being a thing.

    • @Grey_Warden_Invasion
      @Grey_Warden_Invasion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @klaus 420 I have never heard about it being a thing in Germany anymore way longer than just 10 years ago. So either it really wasn't anymore or people have just collectively stopped caring about it way longer before it stopped being around.

    • @Grey_Warden_Invasion
      @Grey_Warden_Invasion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @klaus 420 Excuse me but what is your freaking problem? You talk like I was claiming my words were the only truth and I was forcing that truth on everyone and not like I had just made one simple statement.

    • @Grey_Warden_Invasion
      @Grey_Warden_Invasion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @klaus 420 Can't see anything matter of fact about my own comment. Are you reading things into comments that never have been there in the first place? I citate my comment, "Must have been a good 20 years ago when that was still possible, I remember being in middle school when that stopped being a thing" - the structure of this sentence indicates that I am assuming an approximate time frame. You on the other hand were talking about me pulling bs out of my ass and my willingness of spreading misinformation - and I shouldn't interpret this choice of words as an attack?

    • @itsallvr632
      @itsallvr632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @klaus 420 he also didn't say "this is a fact here are my sources" he just shared a personal story from his point of view. I hope your life starts sucking less so you don't have to attack people over the internet for no reason.

  • @keithhopkins9225
    @keithhopkins9225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    “No listen, listen! No, no, listen!” I love it! They are trying do scamming here in New Zealand. Because of these videos it isn’t working!

    • @namewithheldbygoogleforsec673
      @namewithheldbygoogleforsec673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      We get them in Australia, too, but i found many are from The Philippines as well. In fact, all the scammers calling me are Filippino. They tell me I have hackers on my network, and i just say "Thank you for letting me know my friends are contacting me! It's sooooooo nice to get personalised messages!". I tell them I'm a hacker, and they get scared and hang up! 😂

    • @joebobby1412
      @joebobby1412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      8:16 time stamp

    • @emmanuelpapi
      @emmanuelpapi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@namewithheldbygoogleforsec673 Are you in Victoria? Seems like we get a lot of those down here.

    • @namewithheldbygoogleforsec673
      @namewithheldbygoogleforsec673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@emmanuelpapi, yes, I am! Surprisingly, though, I don't get many calls. One group of scammers, I shut down their number. I call them back on their second number (they had two until I called them incessantly), and ask them if they regret calling me. I will do their second number soon! I want them to feel at ease, and relaxed before I strike again! Revenge is a dish best served cold. 😂

    • @user-yr4ii8im3o
      @user-yr4ii8im3o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yep, I live in New Zealand too and my mum recently got a call from a scammer pretending to be Spark (An internet provider over here, for those who don't know) Thankfully she knew it was a scam and hung up on them. These slimeballs are everywhere. :(

  • @closequarters4575
    @closequarters4575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    These videos are insane. I’m 6 videos in and they are all different and great. Someone on one of the other videos said these should be a series in Netflix and I can’t disagree 😂

  • @markymark443
    @markymark443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    "why the hell you..."
    "shut up"
    "don't teach all this crap"
    Definitely sounds like a professional just as you'd expect from an FBI agent.

    • @megabulwark442
      @megabulwark442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      each and everything

    • @BinaryBard64
      @BinaryBard64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@megabulwark442 this is probably my favorite way they butcher the language.
      Each and every(thing/where/one/etc)
      Idk why but it cracks me up so much.

    • @megabulwark442
      @megabulwark442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@BinaryBard64 same bro. I can't stop laughing when I hear each and everything xDddd

    • @alFaCentauri16
      @alFaCentauri16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@megabulwark442 same, I thought I was the only one who found it so funny.

    • @xEvilRaptorx
      @xEvilRaptorx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@BinaryBard64 a scammer that called me yesterday said they are in 'Dah-lass' Texas

  • @tomsmall1244
    @tomsmall1244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    When other priorities arise when I see a new Kitboga video...........”Just wait a moment”

    • @ShortBlokeJosh
      @ShortBlokeJosh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Each and Everything" else can wait... 😂

  • @rafakegamestutoriais5455
    @rafakegamestutoriais5455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    51:33
    -How are you on my phone?!
    -I'm a vampire. I never left.

  • @arianna602
    @arianna602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    My goodness what a complicated scam. Felt like I was watching a telenovela.

  • @ewokisamokis747
    @ewokisamokis747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Fbi agents always call me asking for gift card's. Lol

  • @roror8323
    @roror8323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Those 4 dislikes already are from, Alex, Steven, James, and Katherine.

    • @jtm3941
      @jtm3941 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @roror8323
      @roror8323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      GuyaneseSuperman poor Katherine is still being held by her employee forced to not eat or drink.

    • @justagirpup
      @justagirpup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      One of them was Adam

    • @roror8323
      @roror8323 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      sabrinacan't ah yes! Can’t forget good ol Adam. Or Adams

    • @amandamcdonald8199
      @amandamcdonald8199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can't be there all behide the bars katherine is looking for other husband since her first wedding was called off

  • @dianalovescolors
    @dianalovescolors 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Everyone knows...
    The Hippocratic Oath and Your Miranda Rights are Interchangeable...or you go behind the bars!! 😂

    • @ledfloyd9035
      @ledfloyd9035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly, see here's the thing human rights only apply to those who Cary their Google identification gift cards around with them.

    • @farahgrants6419
      @farahgrants6419 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am a doctor and I was like ‘ HEY, Wait a second!!’😂😂😂

  • @hunterraines7702
    @hunterraines7702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    These kind of people actually make me sick. Thank you for exposing them.

  • @MDSF90
    @MDSF90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    OMG!! I JUST NOTICED THE NAME OF THE EATERY AND I LITERALLY DIED!!!
    Dude, you’re unbelievably hilarious. That subtly is exactly what makes these videos the funniest thing on TH-cam by a LONG shot. Lol!!

  • @sharonmccammon3576
    @sharonmccammon3576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Scared the daylights out of the scammer. I'm a vampire.

  • @Carlacita1982
    @Carlacita1982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I didn’t know they had outsourced the whole FBI to India 😂😂 Saving taxpayers money

  • @poetry.in.motion...
    @poetry.in.motion... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "You will be behind the bar!"
    I almost sucked in the fire on my cigarette!!!
    DARN you, Kitboga!!!...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Bob_Bobstien
    @Bob_Bobstien 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    12:00 "My favorite color is *_blood_* "

    • @iamarok
      @iamarok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Black? 😂

    • @Victor-vx3cv
      @Victor-vx3cv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@iamarok It says blood for sure

    • @iamarok
      @iamarok 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Victor-vx3cv no I know it does, but the guy on the phone thought he said black 😂

  • @kmf3613
    @kmf3613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    It's like the scammers are trying to scam their fellow scammers out of their scam victim so that they can scam them themselves all the while being unaware that they the scammers are getting scammmeeeedddddd🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nicoleeo7984
    @nicoleeo7984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    “My favorite color is BLOOD.” I was laughing like a hyena.

  • @Tylerthefox
    @Tylerthefox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Watching this absolute legend waste their time and making them look like fools, has actually given me confidence when I receive a scam call. So far had three this week and even my eldest daughter will join in by making up different stories as to who she is too. Our longest so far was 47 minutes long. Thank you kitboga you are awesome

  • @LukenUSee
    @LukenUSee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Of course, law enforcement always reads The Hippocratic Oath before arresting someone! So hilarious!

  • @Sarah.Riedel
    @Sarah.Riedel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    On today's episode of Sentences That No One Has Said Before Ever: "I NEED TO GET TARGET GIFT CARDS TO BUY BLOOD"

    • @MultiMamat93
      @MultiMamat93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @annasloan2349
      @annasloan2349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know right!

    • @yotengo2807
      @yotengo2807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      man

    • @stephaniejenkins7822
      @stephaniejenkins7822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's made funnier by the fact I don't think Target even *sells* blood 😅

    • @Sarah.Riedel
      @Sarah.Riedel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stephaniejenkins7822 you don't think? Are you _sure_ about that?

  • @scottmauldin5027
    @scottmauldin5027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    The "Department Of Detectives"...just when I think I've heard everything out of these clowns, they amaze me with more BS

    • @Flashyfinancier
      @Flashyfinancier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whats even more of a mindfuck Scott is that these scammers are succesfully scamming people out of millions

    • @scottmauldin5027
      @scottmauldin5027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Flashyfinancier They use these scare tactics....especially on older people who aren't dumb, they just come from a simpler time when honesty was the policy. I had one call one time and leave me a voicemail - claimed he was from the Attorney Generals office...no particular Attorney General...just "the" Attorney Generals office and that my arrest warrant was active and "The Judge" was currently waiting for me to appear in court. I thought I was gonna laugh till I cried.

    • @Flashyfinancier
      @Flashyfinancier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@scottmauldin5027 "Old people who arent dumb"...thats a nice way to put it...but im not sure if its true..

  • @keely1765
    @keely1765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Ewww, I HATE when they breathe ALL IN THE PHONE.

    • @pinkstitt5914
      @pinkstitt5914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's like talking to Darth Vader...

    • @keely1765
      @keely1765 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @alittlebitofmonika9429
      @alittlebitofmonika9429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “Ewww, I HATE when they breathe” more like 😂

  • @CanadianCrusader99
    @CanadianCrusader99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Another Alex's wife: "omg my dad died! *crying*
    Another Alex: "ma'am, stop crying."

    • @anniewarbucks9697
      @anniewarbucks9697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mike cassidy “DAD’S DEAD!!!!!!”
      I beg you to get this reference!😂😂😂🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️😂

  • @Kaidona
    @Kaidona 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Love the Hippocratic/Miranda swap lol, flew right over them.

  • @reinadesuenos
    @reinadesuenos 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Your seemless switch between characters makes me forget youre not two people when im listening at work. You're incredible. Also, recording and replaying the crying 😅

  • @rpineanew
    @rpineanew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    When Edna cries, I feel so emo thinking that could actually be someone's g'ma for real! I get angry as Hell, but still can't stop laughing. Best Edna ever.

    • @CES-dh4ut
      @CES-dh4ut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wtf, just buy de card! you will go behind de bar!

    • @mikimiyazaki
      @mikimiyazaki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait "emo"? Isnt that similar to goth?

    • @rpineanew
      @rpineanew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mikimiyazaki I actually don't really know! LMFAO. I'm pretty sure my g'daughter taught the "emo". Lol. Maybe she meant "Nemo"

    • @elizabethk8162
      @elizabethk8162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@rpineanew Emo used to be more of an online community where people dressed and acted a certain way. (Usually about dressing in black and dealing with things like depression) Now the meaning has changed, and many people use it to jokingly mean “sad”

    • @rpineanew
      @rpineanew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@elizabethk8162 thank you! That actually really helps! I'm not as old as Edna, but definitely as naive!

  • @carriemhull
    @carriemhull 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    its an art form, the way he overlays the voices MWAH!!! MAGNIFICO!!!