Scared to Death | The Signal Man
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.พ. 2025
- Welcome to Dan's traditional holiday tales! While his first story will be a modern, supposedly true horror story that has nothing to do with the holidays, his second will be a tale from Charles Dickens! Then Lynze dazzles with a possible possession or maybe multiple possessions and a visit from La Llorona!
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Opening Sumerian protection spell (adapted):
"Whether thou art a ghost that hath come from the earth, or a phantom of night that hath no home… or one that lieth dead in the desert… or a ghost unburied… or a demon or a ghoul… Whatever thou be until thou art removed… thou shalt find here no water to drink… Thou shalt not stretch forth thy hand to our own… Into our house enter thou not. Through our fence, breakthrough thou not… we are protected though we may be frightened. Our life you may not steal, though we may feel SCARED TO DEATH."
The fact that the chick hasn't submitted yet says a lot about Dan's prey eyes and limp wrists
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The banter at the beginning of this episode is some of the best we've heard from you two yet!
That unsubmissive chick: "STOP" 😂
I would say it's crazy that someone would call you guys "wannabe nerds" for not remembering every scary story you guys read as insane but that's people on the internet for ya! You guys are awesome never stop.
The "you don't know enough to be interested in/do this stuff" people are the worst type of gate keepers.
I totally agree those people are the worst
When you go into a welders shop do they let you play with the tool before your taught how the tools work??? What about a wood shop you guna use a ban saw before your taught. What about a gun range, do they let you play with guns before you know how to use them? Its just a precautionary to know how what your playing with before you start playing with it.
“Youuuuuu shall not paaaaaaaaasssss!” 🦯 ⚔️
apples to oranges. lol We’re talking about sharing scary stories not working a trade.
Good way to turn be people away from your hobby. This is how hobbies die. I have a lot of interests that I never shut up about. I'm psyched if I get people into the stuff I like. Not only am I helping keep it alive, but maybe I made a new friend.
Lynze should start a podcast reading comments from incels and laughing at them.
Subscribed.
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Or maybe just taking constructive criticism instead of criticizing people who genuinely like the show but have valid concerns. Most people don't like seeing someone they like being constantly called out or interrupted. I still listen but it is frustrating.
@@purplepatch7😂 dude. Dan chose to create this podcast with his wife-whom he chooses every day to be married to. What are you trying to accomplish? Do you think one day Dan will see your comment and think “this random Dude the internet is correct!!. I should kick my wife, whom I love and respect, off our podcast, for this guy I know nothing about?! 😆😆😆 Glad he can tell me how to live my life “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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First story 7:17
Second story 26:41
Third story 58:14
Fourth story 1:11:12
I got mentioned in today's episode! I'm the fan that wrote in suggesting Dan try out Google Lens because it was able to find my 30+ year old ornament! 🤣💙
Yes new episode of scared to death you know I'm here for it one of my all time favorite creepy pods 👌😈💯🔥
Merry Christmas Dan and Lynze and the rest of the Bad Magic team!! Hope 2024 is full of good things for us all!! ❤
I thought Dan did very well with Dickens. I followed it the whole time. That is a great story that I've never heard. Thanks for adding it to the show.
Now I waant to hear Dan read a passage from Pride & Prejudice or Little Women.
I always heard Dan knew how to handle a dick. Lol. Just jokes dude. I’m sure you understand.
Daughter is a senior next year & heard your idea for senior prank. She just said “challenge accepted” & laughed maniacally.. 😅 all As, the quiet girl evidentially wants to leave high school with a bang. 🎉🎉
Well, we’re gonna need an update!
By the gods, the Teddy Bart vibes are coming through crystal clear on the braud; stay safe over there Lightworker!
I like la llorona stories. Can never hear to many
You guys have been doing this podcast for FIVE YEARS, I’d say you know a lot about this genre.
I just read A Christmas Carol this year for the first time (I have seen lots of movie adaptations though), and I am so excited that Dan is going to tell a Dickens ghost story today! :)
I love reading Dickens... If you like it, I recommend David Copperfield and The Life and Times of Nicholas Nickleby. Oliver Twist is also so riveting.
Anyone down for classic ghost stories needs to read Turn of the Screw ❤❤❤ by Henry James
Subservient means she wouldn’t want to speak that way, she would gladly submit to her husband. Subservient is the choice of the person not some form of slavery. Is also linked to fidelity.
Yes Ms. Lynzye Garfield 1 2-3-2-3 is a Cleveland thing ❤
the best thing that came from covid is most restaurants having curbside and apps to order on now lol
This is the best birthday gift ever! Thanks for the 21st (for the second time) b-day gift!!
Is that a police car with a red light in front of lynze?! 👍🏼🙌🏼👏🏼
Yes! Handmade by Logan!
Sooo neato!!
Merry Christmas to you both, family, and fur babies. ❤️ ☃️
I honestly can’t believe people take the time to send you guys these emails😂😂, keep up the good work love you guys happy holidays and can’t wait for another year of scares!
WOO! Love these!!
As always we love you guys! Have a fantastic Christmas @all ❤
Same to you! 🎄🎅✨
La Llorona started in Mexico but has definitely spread across the latino american diaspora. Case in the point, the excellent "La Llorona" movie that came out from Guatemalan director Jayro Bustamante
Is it the 5th annual? I feel crazy, I thought it was the 4th... Impressive nonetheless and I can't wait for many more years to come!
Girl the way I was trying to actively listen. Trying my HARDEST!! I really enjoyed the story and I love how he predicted it and they couldn't figure out who was dead. But the WAY I ZONED OUT and was like oh shit the story!!!! I did it a few times 😅 😭
You did a great job Dan!!
I love you guys so much!!❤❤❤❤❤❤
✨️🥰Wahooooo Merry Christmas 🤶🎄 🎅✨️ Thank you both for giving me so many reminders that I am ok "being weird"! I loved this one indeed, many times of laughter. What a 🎁 gift😁🙏Praying that everyone has a beautiful Christmas 😇and a Happy New Year 2024🎉 🥂
1:27:10 I just wanna say, I'm glad I went to the Christmas party. It was 1920's themed and SOO fun!
That chic is awesome ❤❤❤
Those religious sects that do things like praying over people, laying on of hands, and casting out demons are very good at convincing people (especially impressionable people) that what they're experiencing is real. With any amount of scrutiny, these things have historically been shown to be nothing more than showmanship.
The Christmas village is delightful 🎄🌲🎅🏽
Look at how smart she is!! Awesome sauce
I stumbled upon this video In my suggestion list. I listened for a bit, but this really is not my format. As I fast forwarded to get a gist off the story, one of you said something that caught my ear. It's something I say often, but I don't recall anyone else using.
Makes you guys "pretty ok" in my book already!
I'll come back later to watch in full. I like the subject matter, but i have to be in the right head-space for the format.
Hope you come back!
That train story had me by the baaallllsss... I needed to know what happened and it was so sad 😞
It’s Oooraaaahh. The army is Hooaahhh and the Navy is sssstopppp it silllly 😂
What is with the ads every 4 minutes? I don't think I've ever had that happen before. Love the episode as always.
Monsters Inc. Absolutely captures the spiritual war at hand. It is one famous quote I can think of that puts things simply, " All we have to FEAR, is FEAR itself." -F.D.R.
Many emotions expressed come from fear AS WELL as love. The ☯️ of our existence.
I believe that the reason why things happen mainly in groups, is because groups are a best way for things to spread. Good or evil, evil will always want to get the attention. They will be the ones looking for more people to witness things, no matter the situation. I believe that yes, it is a battle between souls. We all have choices but what you listen to is the one that "shouts in your ear" loader than the other. Temtation is all around us, and we get to choice whether to fall gor it or not
How funny i used to have a Red Pontiac Grand AM Mary Kay edition and it ALWAYS overheated. The coolant system was fkd. I had to go through a local Free top off oil stop every single day. Went to Reggae on the River for 3day festival and barely made it to Garberville CA from Frenchs Camp, Piercy, CA. Bone dry on fluids. Fun stuff.
Ohh ffs! Now we have criteria for the Nerd Herd? I have been a-“nerd” for-my whole life! I don’t gage people on their nerdiness!
The worst memory of covid for me is working at Walmart as well as a particular condom commercial that played so much it'd instantly make my husband and I annoyed.
If Mike Flanagan got ahold of The Signal Man, I can see him having it be the guy's own future ghost warning him about his own death
I just discovered this director and freaking love him
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Marines are Ooh-Rah, Army is Hoo-Yah.
Also, if the car was manual, it would be difficult, but you could stall and "push start" it, but for no one to notice would be a lot more difficult.
The audio and video are out of sync in this video. Not bitching. Just pointing it out. Still very interesting. Just get the chick to submit and fix it. lol. Love both of your hard work. Happy Holidays.
Maybe try a different browser? Seems to be okay all on our end.
I remember hearing from somewhere that if u give an entity attention thats what gives it power.
No I think she wants to be called a chick.
8:23 (Story time)
Last story 1:11:12
I would die laughing if Dan started using Google Lenz to do his research, and he started getting candid shots of spirits that are at your house, or with you at all times, but you never know about them. Photos like spirits giving Dan two big middle fingers, or some ghost showing him a giant butt with no pants, or the Hat Man dangling his hat from his BBC.
Also, a super creepy thing I don't like about taking pictures with a screen reader on a smart phone is that it tells you every event and message that your phone gets. So, when I'm lining up a picture of no people, and my phone calls out, "ONE fACE DETECTED, TOP RIGHT... TOP CENTER... ONE FACE CENTERED. Take picture now.", I have to just put my phone away and start rejecting all negativity and darkness.
"Chick. Oh & The Dan....."
Happy Solstice to All!
I'm right there with Lynze on painting.
Fuckin Love You Guys!
Yea Merry Nothing too All uz Broads out theres 🎄
Not a fan of the Charles Dickens story but good otherwise. It was a little long, hard too follow, and I found myself getting bored like Lynze. It's all good though.
Id give a thumbs up but 222 is special. Also, I love the chick. Rock on chick. Also, fkn love Ghost of girlfriends past.
OK, good first story, but I have a question.
Who has green pee, and how?
I have green pee, I take vitamin B12, that's what it's from, it's like a lime green tho, not, like Kelly green, if someone has Kelly green pee, ya, they may need to see a DR 😂
@@lamac5770 That is awesome!! And, I think anyone with Kelly green pee is technically Irish, so probably a Leprechaun. Pretty sure that's what Kelly green pee means.
Honestly, grown adults who aren't just obsessed with Harry Potter is refreshing.
I grew up with the series too, but also I'm trans and my nostalgia doesn't counteract the bad taste from a story written by a bigot.
Like, straight up there's a whole race that are enslaved (and the only person who really advocates for their rights is treated like they're crazy), a black man named ***Kingsley Shacklebolt***, ***Cho fucking Chang*** (literally a nonsense gibberish name), and also wtf was up with Snape's redemption??? He bullied and tortured students. Even if he was a double agent he was a creep and a jerk, why tf did Harry name his son after him and the most useless mfer around. Hagrid was right there!!! Don't even get me started about the shit that Dumbledore let happen to my boy Hagrid. He fucking let literal wizard Hitler get away with murder and also apparently had a relationship with another wizard Hitler.
Like, awesome gay rep bro. Super cool.
Augh I'm just rambling but fr I just can't stand it. It's a poorly written series for children, and they can't help but continue to beat it to death.
I've always heard that a lot of high emotional energy in one place attracts spiritual activity. This is one of the reasons I don't attend those churches where the whole focus the whole time is whipping the congregation into a frenzy of praise & worship. And, I have visited Pentachostal churches and Apostolic churches where even more severe things happen. I'm not 100% convinced all of that "slain in the spirit" and "Holy Ghost" indwelling business is entirely wholesome and "of God", as they say.
I could see how a big crowd with high emotions could cause a manifestation of whatever common idea is most popular. I just don't necessarily think it's made by the source those people are thinking of.
Let's goooooo
I've gathered the internet in the past few years has turned into keyboard warrior situations over a LOT of things. Something funny can somehow lead to an argument or anger somehow. It's just sadly laughable at this point. If you don't like them go make your own podcast or simply don't listen to em... 🤷🏿♂️
Y'all are great, I love the show love your energy together and the humor. Keep up the fun work!
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People be forgettin to leave a like god damn!
Please bring back time stamps.
HOW DARE YOU SING THE O'REILLY JINGLE!!!
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Auto parts.
If you want to know why demons go after the religious types more than anything, there is a massive reasons why they do it. One of them I can say without getting in trouble and that is to feed on fear.
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Tell the chick to 🤫. JK love you two even in my dark days
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People can be so pathetic. Yeah they're nerd fronting on horror
Skip to 7:20 and end at 52:19 you’re welcome.
Seems to me they were still paying by the word at that time....
Brother, I don’t mess with anything involving the weeping woman, that is it a D&D rafe came straight out of the stat block.
No thank you
Lynze, I love you lots, but enough w the ‘chick’ comments - the horse is dead, stop beating it. You will never get EVERYONE to like you. There are so many of us that do like you, stop feeding the ones that don’t!
To a strong Scorpio from a caring Cancer. Xoxo
Happy ChritmaChannuKwanzaa y'all! ❤ (spl?)
Yall should read some stories by rl stine.
You are both beguiled by the evil spirit of Bromo, the demon of poorly-timed, and inappropriate burping.
19 century is too fancy
That chick is very insecure
That’s your opinion. You know what they say about opinions right? Opinions are like assholes and we all have one and they all stink. Leave the chick alone. I think only an insecure person would post a comment like yours in a public forum. Truly insecure people feel the need to try and tear others down to feed their nonexistent self worth.
Jesus Christ gladly submitted to His Father, that gave Christ the Highest Authority in so much that even the Roman Centurion noticed this and reckoned it to his own submission to a higher authority in the world. The Roman Centurion knew the power and authority that comes with gladly submitting yourself to an higher authority.
Dan reads these old stories so well, but they are sooooo boring. Sorry Dan. Just goes to show what we use to find scary just isn't anymore.
A ton of small businesses fail people starved, weldeded into buildings...covid lock downs were a great thing... says the one who don't have to worry about survival...
Where the fuck do you live that they were welding people into buildings during Covid. Sounds like some CCP shit to me. lol.