Because it doesn’t work like that Steal will target the targets most important thing like for Mitsurgi (the op sword reincarnated guy) it will steal his sword Kazuma is a special case his luck is so high it will mess with the skill and bend it to his favor
@@Sharkakaka only the success rate is luck based it targets the most valuable thing to the person (it can fail and steal things like arrows) kazuma has the highest luck and can interfere with that getting panties
#Dankness My Friend : I finally got the heart of my Crush Me : I never thought that a girl would be that stupid to fall in love with you? My Friend : But I don't know where to hide her corpse Me : *Hold up*
Memelion's memes makes my day a lot better and never fails to get me a good laugh. I found this channel during quarantine and from that point I have never missed a video, Love ur memes (:
@@shadowgamez4351 that still doesn't make him a good person he still commited a genocide and wiped out the entire clan so while your point is right, it lacks logic. THINK @shadowgamez THINK! if you kill a 2 killers to save 3 people that doesn't make you a good person
@@angelcanet8778 lmao don't sweat it. Depending on where you live the shipping & handling might not be worth it. Especially if your just buying a $2 bar of soap.
@@sova5953 even if they reduce the players of the orchestra, it would still take 40 minutes because it's a song being performed and it's set on a tempo or something which makes it 40 minutes long.
Me in the same situation as 12:02 Another person: What is that?! Me: My references folder. AP: Why are they naked? Me: it's call an anatomy references. AP: WHY ARE THERE BIG GUYS HAVING S*X!? WHY IS ONE GREEN!?!? Me: That an orc and the shading is one of the best that I find in a long time. AP: IS THAT A GOAT? ARE THOSE TENTACLES?! Me: I like how the artist make the water look nice. AP: You sick FREAK!!! Me: And you are on my phone. Give it back.
#DANKNESS Fellas, if your girl: Has blue hair, Is cute, And isn't useless like Aqua, Then that's not your girl, that's Boyfriend from Friday Night Funkin.
#Dankness Me: plays Roblox for the first time in a year or two That one friends that always joins the server immediately: *Whomst have summoned the almighty one*
#DANKNESS Me: I'm allergic to shark bites. Also me: *Goes swimming and gets attacked by a shark* Walrus Pupper already saving seven other people: *Doesn't make it in time* Me: *Gives Walrus Pupper headpats on my deathbed for being a good doggo even though he didn't save me*
#dankness her: His probably thinking about other girls Him: betty bought a butter but the butter she bought was bitter so she bought another butter to make the butter she bought better butter
#Dankness Memelion : New Vidio Me : ok, lets go. TH-cam ad :enema, Rectal Candles And so on. Me : why? Memelion : There are a lot of things you shouldn't know.
So Beethoven's 9th Symphony takes approximatly 70 minutes to complete, with an inaccuracy given by the tempo of the conductor. So the conductor of the orchestra at 0:30 in the video played the 9th Symphony almost at double the speed. For 40 sweatty minutes long. The only correct answer would be: T ≠ 40 minutes T = ±70 minutes And the note that the tempo and amount of players in an orchestra are not in correlation to each other, so there are to little variables to relate P to.
#DANKNESS
Her: "He's probably thinking about other girls."
Him: "If Kazuma is an advocate of gender equality, why doesn't he steal men's underwear?"
Hold up-
Cause he ain't gay
Because it doesn’t work like that
Steal will target the targets most important thing like for Mitsurgi (the op sword reincarnated guy) it will steal his sword
Kazuma is a special case his luck is so high it will mess with the skill and bend it to his favor
It's based on luck and he isn't sure of what is going to get. That's why
@@Sharkakaka only the success rate is luck based it targets the most valuable thing to the person (it can fail and steal things like arrows) kazuma has the highest luck and can interfere with that getting panties
Nobody:
Farmers when they see other farmers: Ah, I see you're a man of Agriculture as well
Hahahah
😑 true
#memesofdankness
You should have used #Dankness
Men of agriculture
Vs
Men of Culture
#Dankness
My Friend : I finally got the heart of my Crush
Me : I never thought that a girl would be that stupid to fall in love with you?
My Friend : But I don't know where to hide her corpse
Me : *Hold up*
Plot twist : you're dad calls you to inform you that you're moms been missing
@@yassssine5024 !!! +Surprised zombie noises+
1:11
Jokes on time traveler, Nezuko still looks adorable and Tanjiro still looks badass.
Is this from the anime dlayer semon
@@PremaritalCheese Well, shit
@@christopheredwards9904 yes
NEW UPLOAD YAY TY I NEEDED THIS TODAY
Yeah me too
Her: I bet he's thinking about other women.
Him: Is thinking about anime girls considered thinking about other women?
#DANKNESS
10:54 ayyyy thats my meme
Memelion's memes makes my day a lot better and never fails to get me a good laugh. I found this channel during quarantine and from that point I have never missed a video, Love ur memes (:
i have the exact same thing so again ty memelion.
#DANKNESS
Herbivores: I only eat plants.
Carnivores: I only eat meat.
Omnivores: Food is food!
0:33 makes sense , same 40 minutes
9:05: "akatsuki in hell"
me: "questioning myself why itachi is in hell"
excuse me he murdered an entire bloodline
@@bachi7951 To prevent the murders of a bunch of other bloodlines and to stop a fucking war.
@@shadowgamez4351 I see your a man of culture
@@shadowgamez4351 that still doesn't make him a good person he still commited a genocide and wiped out the entire clan so while your point is right, it lacks logic. THINK @shadowgamez THINK! if you kill a 2 killers to save 3 people that doesn't make you a good person
@@bachi7951 don't bark if you don't know the anime well 😂
6:20 as a soap maker, I approve this message.
I will take your entire stock
@@angelcanet8778 oh?
@@michellebrock9936 jk I am broke 😥
@@angelcanet8778 lmao don't sweat it. Depending on where you live the shipping & handling might not be worth it. Especially if your just buying a $2 bar of soap.
@@michellebrock9936 and I was making a joke about the soap in the video
#Dankness
Me: Gets a belly ache
Google: **shows a website of coffins for sale**
Gimmi shoutout or i *will* call fbi on u
...
For anyone interested, sauce at 3:02 is Uchi no Otouto Maji de Dekain dakedo Mi ni Konai. Hope I helped anyone
Yeah you did
@@fe4583 :)
#DANKNESS
My friend: *accidentally says weeb instead of web*
Me: “Yall call for me?”
#Dankness
Me: Hey dad, what is the different between a priest and facial acne?
My Catholic Dad: 😑
Me: Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 12.
0:17
**me who’s in an orchestra class and knows how to play Beethoven’s ninth**
*what is this sorcery*
Grr(same)
I don’t get the joke
@@sova5953 even if they reduce the players of the orchestra, it would still take 40 minutes because it's a song being performed and it's set on a tempo or something which makes it 40 minutes long.
@@sova5953 even if you reduce players, it will take the same amount of time because they will probably be playing at the same tempo as before
Normal People: Oh funni meme
People of culture: i am once again asking for the sauce 0:15
Citrus
Is that the sauce???? Or
Edit: holy shit it is lol
@@Poochewastaken Np!
Indeed
@@alphaarc8057 what about 7:08?
Character at 0:54 : I think we all know where this is going.
Me: I don't, can someone tell me what manga this is?
3:00 Uchi no Otouto/ Episodes 2 /NTR Clear
3:27 Bible Black/ Episodes Uncertain /NTR Uncertain (Caution)
#Dankness
learn human reproduction like anime
1) meet a girl
2) kiss her
3) profit :)
you only need to breathe bro
@@user-hq6nw7py1x "we don't do it here"
2:23
Dio: well ig they forgot about me
7:00 I need it. run the sauce now!!!
same
Me too
Right?
any of you ever find it?
I gotchu homie its monster girl transformation go!
Enjoy
Me in the same situation as 12:02
Another person: What is that?!
Me: My references folder.
AP: Why are they naked?
Me: it's call an anatomy references.
AP: WHY ARE THERE BIG GUYS HAVING S*X!? WHY IS ONE GREEN!?!?
Me: That an orc and the shading is one of the best that I find in a long time.
AP: IS THAT A GOAT? ARE THOSE TENTACLES?!
Me: I like how the artist make the water look nice.
AP: You sick FREAK!!!
Me: And you are on my phone. Give it back.
6:32 me an arknight player ''hold up''
1:00 couldn't agree more
Me who doesn't have a waifu: I'm ten parallel dimensions ahead of you
Or:
I don't have such weaknesses
3:33
Thank you for the duck
7:06 sauce?
#DANKNESS
Fellas, if your girl:
Has blue hair,
Is cute,
And isn't useless like Aqua,
Then that's not your girl, that's Boyfriend from Friday Night Funkin.
...What about Rem
@@mildlyinconvenient7903 *I think you heard me correctly.*
@@reddracen2193 *Oh fuck*
Me on the first day of university: There's no one here that I know.
Me on the last day of university: There's no one here that I know.
8:50 felt like personal attack for me
#DANKNESS Normies: The hell are you watching?
Weeb: Anime
Normie: YOU ARE NOT AMERICAN PLEASE LEAVE
Weeb: I am. I just like anime.
13:31 what's the sauce it look very wholesome
Idk man I wanna know too
Once again i am asking for the sauce
im still waiting
Wheres the goddamn sauce?
*"I'm Allergic To Shark Bite."*
5:57 overlord is one of my favorite animes
#dankness
Time traveler : cracks a stick
My Family : Disappearing 100
#Dankness
Me: plays Roblox for the first time in a year or two
That one friends that always joins the server immediately:
*Whomst have summoned the almighty one*
Same
0:44 that show got me crying, laughing, and confused more than the Eifel tower.
Sauce?
which anime is it ?
#DANKNESS
Me: I'm allergic to shark bites.
Also me: *Goes swimming and gets attacked by a shark*
Walrus Pupper already saving seven other people: *Doesn't make it in time*
Me: *Gives Walrus Pupper headpats on my deathbed for being a good doggo even though he didn't save me*
#dankness
her: His probably thinking about other girls
Him: betty bought a butter but the butter she bought was bitter so she bought another butter to make the butter she bought better butter
This made my head hurt 😥
Grr(i have no brain to hurt but i still confused af)
#Dankness
Memelion : New Vidio
Me : ok, lets go.
TH-cam ad :enema, Rectal Candles And so on.
Me : why?
Memelion : There are a lot of things you shouldn't know.
0:15 what's the name of the anime?
Citrus
Scissors irl: actual scissors
Scissors in anime: citrus
Me: perfection
Is it just fan art though? I don't remember seeing that in the anime.
No that actually happens
7:47 : Spider watches anime about spiders.
S T R N G S
Whats the anime btw?
@@ensarodabas1993that time I got reincarnated as a spider
13:31 name of sauce (Summer Mist by Wantan Meo)
Thx bro
3:03
When you already read and watch it:
Ah, i see your a man of shota as well
Sauce
@@GambitoDorito ikura de yaremasu ka?
3:28... name pls.
3:02 ive seen that pic before
1:11 Why does this work so well?!
6:32 *sigh* I told you that Jessica said that she would pay for the broken vase. You don't have to offer your help.
Did Cardigan break the vase?
Need sause for 7:05
me too
@JustAllWrong @trolixmanpl Monster Girl Transformation! Go!
took me too long to find it but I was determined
195489 works too
@@Evarq_ thank you so much bro
@@Evarq_ Noted.
3:33
“Where are you looking at”
Me: “the text.”
0:15 Anime is Citrus but you probably already know that.
So Beethoven's 9th Symphony takes approximatly 70 minutes to complete, with an inaccuracy given by the tempo of the conductor. So the conductor of the orchestra at 0:30 in the video played the 9th Symphony almost at double the speed. For 40 sweatty minutes long.
The only correct answer would be:
T ≠ 40 minutes
T = ±70 minutes
And the note that the tempo and amount of players in an orchestra are not in correlation to each other, so there are to little variables to relate P to.
T equals plus or minus 70 minutes? So it can take negative 70 minutes to perform?
@@Eidako It can if Beethoven’s 9th was performed 70 minutes ago.
9:49 ay you ain’t CJ
#DANKNESS
She : i am not that popular
* Receives " send this to your crush without context message" *
Me: *visible confusion*
3:02 I am once again asking for the sauce. My friend wants to know it
Uchi no outouto
5:00 me watching this Episode at the mornibg After staying awake all the night and chatting with my crush
Bro, most of the akatsukis will go to heaven only. Their motives were never bad. Especially itachi
8:12 that's because you had to wait for the episodes to release
#DanKNess
Me, trying to draw something: *Trash*
Me, trying to draw anime character: *Im Talented!!*
Grr(amogus)
Gr(SUS)
Its been sus huh? 👀
The very first anime i would recommend to a newby?
Probably something simple for the start, like ranma 1/2.
Fuck it, I'll go boku no pico
They say Deku is op af
@@bruhmoments7367 lol
The sauce of 3:02 is:Uchi no Otouto Maji de Dekain Dakedo Mi ni Konai? 1
For the first or second one
@@DrZero686 the second one
A man in his 30s was killed by "Yamete gozaimasu"
#dankness
Me: Attempts to talk to a girl
My brain: Skeleton tried to swim in an anvil too hard
3:30 which duck?? There's 2 duck here officer
3:01 sauce pls
Uchi no Otouto Maji de Dekain Dakedo Mi ni Konai?
Ikura De Yushimura Ka. For top image if your wondering
@@kj9862 finally
Thx bro
11:53 actually🤓, that anime is “i killed slimes in another world for 300 years”
This man said like and subscribe for your Waifu to love you.
Me with Monika after story: I don’t need to.
1:53
No! Not allowed!
I’d 100% watch that
1:26
Itadori's working the hardest here
2:18 What about DIO?
#DANKNESS
Her:He's probably thinking about another woman.
Him:Does she think I'm thinking about other girl 'cause I turned around???
5:22 killed me,i always thought i'm the only one thinking they look similar xD
a blessing from The Lord!!
14:20 *remembers the film Tusk Me: Ahhh hell nah!! take this walrus back you monstah
#dankness
She :- when will you say that I am a anime fan
He: -when you understand every meme send by memelion
0:32
An average fan of memes:
Wtf is this equation!?
An average meme enjoyer:
That’s 80 minutes🧐🤓
0:46 he is basically summoning a Carryon tentacle biomass monster.
#dankness
Ants: Just trying to exist.
Me with a can of bug spray: You're in my shed...
#darkness
When you accidentally call you teacher mom
(Everyone stares at you) (inserted funny picture of crowd staring)
0:31 AcTuAlLy iT DoEs mAkE SeNsE!
3:03
wtf, i just watched that one like 10 minutes ago
0:32 for thoes who are curiouse, anwser thechnecly is 80 minutes but still this have no sense
Peak thumbnail
10:22 Anime name for the abs and vodka?
I’m allergic to shark bites,I’ll probably never go to the beach but you know it’s worth a shot
8:59 is the complete truth
3:33 both ducks
Not one person here wearing socks and we all f*ckin know it
Whats the anime in the first meme?
Your videos never disappointed me
,keep your great work☺
10:56 i see you are a man of culture aswell
Im allergic to shark bites 👁👄👁
The thumbnail is called "crab position"
#DANKNESS me:speaks many languages my school life: says some shaaaaaaat
9:50 that literally happened to me last year
Me watching this after bingeing anime memes for 7 hours straight "Well, I guess I can see a little more cute cursedness."
I'm allergic to shark bites
11:38 sauce??
You are an amazing man of culture thank you