[ENG] HILARIOUS Seiyuu Telephone Game! (Hitorijime My Hero)

This was a tough one to sub since it's so dependent on Japanese vocab and structure, but it's just so funny that I had to do it! It was definitely a fun challenge! Please note that some sentences had to be rearranged to make sense in English, but I tried to include their original sentence structure in there, so hopefully it all makes sense!
This is from the Hitorijime My Hero Seiyuu event!
Matsuoka Yoshitsugu　松岡禎丞
Maeno Tomoaki　前野智昭
Masuda Toshiki　増田俊樹
Tachibana Shinnosuke　立花慎之介
Yamashita Daiki　山下大輝
Adachi Yuuto　安達勇人
Hatano Wataru　羽多野渉
Yamashita Seiichirou　山下誠一郎
Kondou Takayuki　近藤孝行
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