When you are a introverted that don't actually have a true emotional bond with your family and friends then you are lonely enough to realize yandere is not so bad for you at least she absolutely love you
so, tldr netflix has kidnapped me, put their reccomendations into two robots bodies, and the robots kidnapped me to force me to watch more netflix? HEEELP
@@loken. i feel like trying to escape this situation is like trying to escape the military If you don't get shot by turrets you probably get kidnapped and picked up by an helicopter or shot with a tranquilizer
I don't give a fff about the kidnapping, the yandere, the cinema, the everything. I'd be pretty damn pissed neither of them discussed the most important thing of them all: who's gonna give me my snu-snu!!!!
I feel like the ninjas with forks would make a very good action comedy movie like just imagine seven very different ninjas that all work and sync each of which with their own unique fork.
Okay. A pint of R&R would be required for me to comprehend the situation I've been thrust into. Seriously, I'm not sure if I'd be able to process this level of mental overload while sober and going from living in solitude to waking up in a different environment and being love bombed by two yandere would most certainly constitute as mental overload. Would I object? I doubt I'd have the ability with the amount of shock I'd be in. I would just be a bit mentally nonfunctional for a while.
Damn, I really wish I had this. . . I wouldn't mind being theirs and being showered with their love and affection as they do so at every moment smothering and spoiling me rotten.
“You’re never leaving” you really overestimated how much you know about me, didn’t you? You *never* tell me what I can’t do. In short: watch me! I do whatever I want!
Hmmm, Butter Knife supposes that the vile Butter is no where in sight. Rest and enjoy, innocent listeners. Butter shall not harm you. Also - tread carefully. Twin Yandere are a true force to be reckoned with. Even to one such as Butter Knife.
me while they talking on the floor are zip tie , stapel and bendable thin piece of wire, There are cheap chinese pad locks on every door and window and on basment door is disck detainer lock wich is hard to pick without right tools
I really like this if there was a way that I can meet these two I would really enjoy being with them their personality and mine would be perfect for each other
them having the correct scent and thermostat temp honestly perfectly explains why my autistic self would have been unconcerned up to this point. if you smell like vanilla, i automatically trust you.
Me in this situation: so, I get not one but two gorgeous wives, what I can assume is a mansion, and basically anything I want....and there are no repercussions for this? Yes? ...this is my home now. I don't need the old one.
That was great! My reactions were like I love to sing, dance and paint! Can we do it together please? Now sprinkle a bit of dom energy on top I’m in heaven🙈🥰
@@SkylarkVA Of course I did. The one that vanilla velvet audio made had really high pitched voices and was really irritating. That's why I like this one better. It's much lighter on the ears.
Logical brain: you do realize we're in danger right?
Emotional brain: Dude...could you not for like a couple months? We need this.
When you are a introverted that don't actually have a true emotional bond with your family and friends then you are lonely enough to realize yandere is not so bad for you at least she absolutely love you
@@bruhnuxya3829 I feel called out but it’s true
"You are already ours tho"
SHOW ME THE RECEIPT, I need to know how much Im worth
No refunds ʏᵉᴀᕼ Ⓝ︎O ғᵉᖴᴜᑎds
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition to get their receipts
*Sees $420.69*
"Ya know what? I can work with this"
bro dont need to worry about how expensive u are ur organs are worth thousands
They don't have one. They had to steal ya because you? You are absolutely Priceless.
"What if I get kidnapped by someone who doesn't love me?" Scraiest thing put into words
It goes without saying, this is heaven! Two yanderes is like a dream come true!!!
Two is better than one I suppose
Until they go crazy and destroy the whole house fighting each other.
At least you can enjoy everything till there
spoon bro ive seen you its me the guy with the scooby doo profile pic
These videos are amazing
Every single ASMR. spoon will be there, without fail.
In the words of a great man. "Oh great! Now there is 2 of them!"
This is getting out of hand now there are two of them
@@imperialguardsman5726 Close enough. I haven't watched prequels for awhile.
0:45 General Kenobi
“You are a bold one”
3:15 “I too, love myself very deeply”
*Stares into mirror with malicious intent*
This was a great performance, Skylark! I'm super impressed you were not only able to distinguish the two voices so well but also perform them well.
Yan-con! Thanks for the amazing script 😊 looking forward to voicing more of your work.
"We respect your privacy, somewhat" I mean, props for honesty at least lol
“Blood type”
Wait how do you know that, I don’t even know that!
My exact reaction
My exact words
so, tldr netflix has kidnapped me, put their reccomendations into two robots bodies, and the robots kidnapped me to force me to watch more netflix? HEEELP
6:02
*Where the hell did you find coffee scented purfume???*
I have my sources 😉
I've escaped every yandere I've encountered
Is that a challenge?
@@SkylarkVA yes. Yes it is.
Oh shit
@@loken. i feel like trying to escape this situation is like trying to escape the military
If you don't get shot by turrets you probably get kidnapped and picked up by an helicopter or shot with a tranquilizer
I'd be awkward with that big ass painting of mine. Imagine being self conscious and seeing your self enlarged and framed.
LMAO
Finally a pair of yanderes who aren't constantly bickering with each other ❤
Am I the only one who was literally hooked on this situation from the very start? Like, honestly, this situation sounds so heavenly
More like hellishly.
Fighting off ninjas with a fork? Hell yeah
Underrated move 😂
@@SkylarkVA prepared to go John Wick on the ninjas
So I'm not much into Yandere, but damn if I was offered something like that it will be hard for me to say no
Agreed
Man, this deal is amazing. Who could pass this up?
Except the not being able to eat by yourself
Man i already eat slowly enough
It's highly concerning that they managed to find my favorite smells because I don't even know what my favorite smells are.
I don't give a fff about the kidnapping, the yandere, the cinema, the everything. I'd be pretty damn pissed neither of them discussed the most important thing of them all: who's gonna give me my snu-snu!!!!
Lmao
Both, at once.
6:02
Where in the world did you find apple cinnamon with a bit of takis perfume
I feel like the ninjas with forks would make a very good action comedy movie like just imagine seven very different ninjas that all work and sync each of which with their own unique fork.
We need a part 2!
You're amazing Skylark I'm excited for October when you record my scripts 😊
why is this so precious ;-;
*giggles* im in danger
Okay. A pint of R&R would be required for me to comprehend the situation I've been thrust into. Seriously, I'm not sure if I'd be able to process this level of mental overload while sober and going from living in solitude to waking up in a different environment and being love bombed by two yandere would most certainly constitute as mental overload. Would I object? I doubt I'd have the ability with the amount of shock I'd be in. I would just be a bit mentally nonfunctional for a while.
Why is wholesome
"Huh? Yandere Twins? I think it's interesting. Do you agree, Dietrich?"
~Ivan Vladimir Anderson
"I think I'm scared."
~Dietrich Günther Kennedy
Lol 🤭
I've always believed tt if someone rely loves u they would never hurt u and justify it as tt was their way of showing their love
Pure wisdom right there. I don't care who you are. Good thing they're not out to hurt the listener, hahaha.
New audio lesgoooo 🔥
Hope you enjoy 😊❤
Damn, I really wish I had this. . .
I wouldn't mind being theirs and being showered with their love and affection as they do so at every moment smothering and spoiling me rotten.
after hearing about the underground tunnel my immediate thought was how much did all of this cost
This is legitimately terrifying. Good job!
“You’re never leaving” you really overestimated how much you know about me, didn’t you? You *never* tell me what I can’t do. In short: watch me! I do whatever I want!
This was great
Two yanderes oh crap if one wasn't bad enough then I can survive both and escape from them
“This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!”
Carl approved this video good job 👍👍👍👍👌👌👌👌
I'm glad you like it 😊❤
Pizza you have my attention
Hmmm, Butter Knife supposes that the vile Butter is no where in sight. Rest and enjoy, innocent listeners. Butter shall not harm you.
Also - tread carefully. Twin Yandere are a true force to be reckoned with. Even to one such as Butter Knife.
Thank you butter knife for keeping us all safe btw have you met spoon
Thank you butter knife
me while they talking on the floor are zip tie , stapel and bendable thin piece of wire, There are cheap chinese pad locks on every door and window and on basment door is disck detainer lock wich is hard to pick without right tools
Yep wherever I go there's at least 2 yanderes for no reason why cant I pick up my McDonalds in peace?
We are everywhere 👀
@@SkylarkVA but I just want my mcdonalds
@@SkylarkVA Let the guy get his McDonalds, man! I mean those McNuggets can't eat themselves!
@@BingoBoi2 yep they arent
Very good
I'm glad you like it 😊❤
I really like this if there was a way that I can meet these two I would really enjoy being with them their personality and mine would be perfect for each other
This really good I like it
I love the idea of two yanderes!!!! 💖🥰
DID YOU SAY PIZZA 0:10
Yepp 🍕
them having the correct scent and thermostat temp honestly perfectly explains why my autistic self would have been unconcerned up to this point. if you smell like vanilla, i automatically trust you.
Soooooo.... wanna join my dnd campaign? Wrote it myself.
Me escapes
Also me : 0.0001 seconds later Why do I hear Connor chase theame
"My name is Conner, I'm the android sent by Cyberlife."
... That doesn't sound too bad tbh
You really did a wonderful job going back-and-forth with your voice, you made the prospect very appealing, now take it to the next level…
Thank you so much 😊 I wanted to try out my range in this audio. I'm glad you like it
Interesting concept
Sky🥺🥺 my queen is back !!!!
Thanks for the constant support Axel 😊
@@SkylarkVA always be here to support you 🦋
I'm not scared, surprised or any thing. I'm just confused, what happened?
*confused caw noises*
Fork has arrived. Fork wants macoroni and cheese!
Fork!! 😆
But this situation sounds pretty good tho even tho it's crazy
This was surprisingly wholesome.
No, no I'm actually ok with this..
Me in this situation: so, I get not one but two gorgeous wives, what I can assume is a mansion, and basically anything I want....and there are no repercussions for this? Yes? ...this is my home now. I don't need the old one.
"Respect your privacy". Okay I understand with you mean but YOU CUT THE LINE AND AGAIN CHECKING MY BROWSER HISTORY IS MORE WORST THAN I IMAGINED
Man I am so lonely. I need a girlfriend or friends in general.
Bro same 😭
Probably one of the best Yandere videos I've listened to. If only this was real...
Sisters: she can sing but I can dance
Me: IM ALL YOURS ILL TAKE YOU'RE ENTIRE STOCK!!!!!!
My favourite scent is air after heavy rain and gasoline..
When I heard indoor swimming pool I said” shut up and take me now”
*me visibly terrified* *them puts on beast blood scented perfume* me: feels at home
Kidnapped to be spoiled doesn't seem so bad
Not so bad at all
Absolutely perfect outcome. The best of anything there could ever be.
That was great! My reactions were like I love to sing, dance and paint! Can we do it together please? Now sprinkle a bit of dom energy on top I’m in heaven🙈🥰
This is a win win situation
I'm ready for them!
auto turrets? Why dont they just buy the whole fucking police force?
Wait, all the movies are toad?
Mom come pick me up..... I am scare :')
This is fine. This is pretty fine. I don't mind.
THIS IS AMAZING, HELP
10:40 I don't know if it's just happening for me but I watch with subtitles and at this point there's a very weird twist
Omigosh lmao 🤣 I've never checked subtitles before. Weird twist indeed
Bro I legit post of this comment like 10 minutes ago how did you respond so quickly? not offended just majorly impressed.
Its cool having 2 yanderes
They never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you done
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never tell a lie
Did you just Rick roll my guy? If so your a absolute beast
@@SanguineBlade yes
@@darksoul8787 may the Rick rolling continue my friend
@History-Mapping-Strategies maybe
I wish I was kidnapped by sweethearts like this....
Motion detectors? security cameras? auto-turrets? This is some Metal Gear Solid type sh*t
Two cute yandere girls that will take care of me?
💳 💥💳💥💳💥💳💥
TAKE MY MONEY
Me:SO I DON'T HAVE TO PAY RANT AND CUDDLES‚SPOLIED ‚AND 2 GIRLFRIENDS 👁️👄👁️ I WILL STAY BUT We can take late night walks😸
and I thought Vanilla Velvet Audio was good but I think I like this one more keep up the good work.
Damn they splitting custody of this dude
Even FBI doesn’t have that much information that these two
I could definitely go for that!
11:56 4th wall break :troll:
sharing is caring afterall
Nope, yanderes are bad for my terrible selfperception, I might actually start to like myself. That just won't do.
So when you changed put you shampoo for the scent of diesel fumes where'd you get that shit and where can I find some of it?
Aight,let's be real. All you had to do to get fork was to whip up in the car,say "get in loser",and I would have gone and said "alright"
I would give everything i have to get this exact scenario
I've seen Vanilla velvet audio use this same script. But I gotta say I like this version better.
Different VAs have different interpretations of scripts. That's why you never get tired of listening to the same ones :) Hope enjoyed this audio
@@SkylarkVA Of course I did. The one that vanilla velvet audio made had really high pitched voices and was really irritating. That's why I like this one better. It's much lighter on the ears.
Me being with two yanderes is paradise now can we get into a cuddling sandwich between the three of us that would be fantastic
Gud
Part 2...maybe...plz🙏
This is a public script so it would be wrong of me to write a part 2 😔 Don't worry though, I'm making more yandere audios
@@SkylarkVA yayyyyyy 🙂🙂
I had only one question while listening to this, "How much money do these crazy women have???????"
i bite so don’t get to close I STILL NEED TO HAVE HUMAN FLESH