A Wife Wiped Back To Front Instead Of Front To Back. This Is How Her Husband's Organs Shutdown.

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  • @TheChemist2159
    @TheChemist2159 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1759

    Didn't shower before having fun after having diarrhea is crazy

    • @capralmarines4043
      @capralmarines4043 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +51

      RIGHT?!

    • @EEsmalls
      @EEsmalls 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +47

      It's called using wet wipes and wiping in the right direction. I basically have diarrhea all the time but I'm always clean. I can't be showering 5 times a day lol.

    • @allieanderson85
      @allieanderson85 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +86

      I wouldn’t have any fun at all if I was having stomach issues. I purposely avoid eating if I know I’m going to “have fun.” lol then again, I don’t have fun often 😂

    • @jasonjones7461
      @jasonjones7461 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +67

      I know right!? That part of this story was so difficult to get past. I just cannot fathom the mind set here. I'm a guy, there's not a whole lot that will completely pull me right out of the mood...but uh, that would be near the top of the list. That is bad enough, but I cannot even understand how the wife, "Cupcake", could be in the mood for THAT after being sick with severe diarrhea for WEEKS!. Wtaf 😂 🤢

    • @neworderadherent
      @neworderadherent 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      Fml 🤢

  • @bouclechocolat
    @bouclechocolat 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2010

    "He hadn't eaten anything out of the ordinary"
    👁👄👁

    • @VeganVampire.
      @VeganVampire. 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +155

      He ate cupcake😂

    • @hpph1744
      @hpph1744 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +62

      He ate one taco.

    • @SimplyHuman186
      @SimplyHuman186 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Fish taco 🌮 ​@@hpph1744

    • @CatatonicImperfect
      @CatatonicImperfect 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

      3:30

    • @DiBaozi
      @DiBaozi 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +25

      He had a wet muffin

  • @mentalillness1574
    @mentalillness1574 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1776

    this is the wildest title ever

    • @stephenpmurphy591
      @stephenpmurphy591 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Don't do it if you're uncricumcised..
      Gross...

    • @alastairward2774
      @alastairward2774 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +19

      Even for this channel, it's wild.

    • @Reincarnation-IsReal
      @Reincarnation-IsReal 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

      Bringing disease to the goodies

    • @Fighter_Builder
      @Fighter_Builder 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      I did a double take when I saw it lmao

    • @Gerbilsarefriends
      @Gerbilsarefriends 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Could have been worse - "A man ate out a cupcake, this is how his organs shut down"

  • @Zepdos
    @Zepdos 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1454

    I can tell this is going to be a banger from the title alone

    • @PsyMongSki
      @PsyMongSki 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      😂

    • @ctrlaltdan5619
      @ctrlaltdan5619 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

      My reaction exactly. I just saw the title and thought "oh no.. Ohhh no.. OH NO"

    • @RobotacularRoBob
      @RobotacularRoBob 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +16

      Banger? I barely know her!

    • @Reincarnation-IsReal
      @Reincarnation-IsReal 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Woman has 0 common sense

    • @GallantDrop1196
      @GallantDrop1196 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      💀

  • @DahVoozel
    @DahVoozel 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +464

    So, if you ever wondered why there are signs everywhere that say "Employees Must Wash Hamds Before Returning to Work," this is one of the reasons and not even the worst.

    • @user-yw8sr3uj1w
      @user-yw8sr3uj1w 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      i always wash my hamds

    • @nickkerr6068
      @nickkerr6068 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

      This is why I don't eat outside anymore cause people are nasty 😂😂😂

    • @CatatonicImperfect
      @CatatonicImperfect 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      But I don't have to wash if I'm not an employee, right?

    • @Delimon007
      @Delimon007 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@CatatonicImperfect
      Do you wanna end up like cupcake's husband?

    • @RichardCox0
      @RichardCox0 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      Steamed Hamds

  • @shovel4040
    @shovel4040 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +675

    Cupcake is one helluva name for someone who got her husband sick after being eaten lol

    • @MissyMuthaTruckiN
      @MissyMuthaTruckiN 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

      right 😂 omg let this be a lesson to all

    • @bartsanders1553
      @bartsanders1553 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      Remember when Cupcake was just a weird name for a wine?

    • @Mark-nh7zg
      @Mark-nh7zg 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +24

      FYI these are anonymized. That isn’t her real name. It would be illegal under HIPPA for him to just blast someone’s medical case with real info on TH-cam

    • @bartsanders1553
      @bartsanders1553 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@Mark-nh7zg*without their consent

    • @ThreeDaysSasuke
      @ThreeDaysSasuke 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      Lmao I said this exact same thing and my boyfriend reminded me that he gives them random names.

  • @MissyMuthaTruckiN
    @MissyMuthaTruckiN 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1365

    Bruh eww this is why showering before foolin around is so important

    • @Tsumami__
      @Tsumami__ 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Girl, I am dis-GUST-ted lmao

    • @nothankyoudontwantalastnam847
      @nothankyoudontwantalastnam847 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +80

      im only 2 minutes in and i already have my head in my hands over this woman's decisions. im a woman myself saying this jfc

    • @RNG-999
      @RNG-999 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +62

      Eww... Brother, EWW... What's that??? What's that, brother?!

    • @UMadUCauseBad
      @UMadUCauseBad 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +33

      LEGIT, I always made it a preference especially when possible, but now its gonna become a rule. This isnt even worth a .0000001% chance lol

    • @Kojak024
      @Kojak024 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      I said the same thing to my wife

  • @greendiamondglow
    @greendiamondglow 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +728

    "oral to fecal contact" is a WILD sentence

    • @irradiated_woman8016
      @irradiated_woman8016 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Oral to fecal contact: it's more likely than you think!

    • @Azmodaeus49
      @Azmodaeus49 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +18

      Omg, I 🤢 out bro

    • @trentvlak
      @trentvlak 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +45

      Happens all the time, like when you eat tacos from food trucks.

    • @DarkflameEmperor
      @DarkflameEmperor 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@trentvlak This time the image was a little bit different though. I hadn't even thought of the sentence being applicable to the truck scenario but it does work there too.

    • @WowUrFcknHxC
      @WowUrFcknHxC 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Fecal-oral is actually how lots of viruses are transmitted

  • @skg-l3e
    @skg-l3e 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +379

    This gotta be the epitome of a chubby emu video title, it can’t get more chubby emu than this

    • @bytefu
      @bytefu 46 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      This is chubbiest title in the emuverse so far. Dr. Bernard likes memes and reads comments, so this title makes sense.

  • @floydian022
    @floydian022 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +334

    Going down on his unshowered wife who is having chronic diarrhea? Wtf.

    • @UBERBENZ
      @UBERBENZ 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +79

      Thats love. True love. And horrible judgment.

    • @HypocrisyLaidBare
      @HypocrisyLaidBare ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +42

      It shows poor personal hygiene and judgment, and worst of all, a total lack of any respect for her man or her own self.

    • @jamallabarge2665
      @jamallabarge2665 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      That's why they call it "Love".

    • @user-lh3uz1cp7y
      @user-lh3uz1cp7y ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Some people are into that sort of thing including pooping around it.

    • @chriskerwin3904
      @chriskerwin3904 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Yeah, this is straight up disgusting. And has she never heard of baby wipes? Why would you tear up your ass with regular toilet paper?

  • @Don2006
    @Don2006 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +325

    That eyebrow twitch when he said, "He hadn't _eaten_ anything out of the... _ordinary_ "

    • @shawbros
      @shawbros 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +19

      He hadn't eaten anything that hadn't been eaten before.

    • @GIJRock
      @GIJRock ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

      Y'all stop I can't breathe

  • @fireblaze8491
    @fireblaze8491 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +430

    The title is outrageous, that’s how you know it’s gonna be a good one

    • @Tuubasd
      @Tuubasd ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      This was the most boring one in a long time.

  • @Sethoffgrid
    @Sethoffgrid 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +325

    The Ian actor gave it his all 😂

    • @fdre3wsd
      @fdre3wsd 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +31

      they both did but when he was on the toilet omg I ded

    • @Notaravisen
      @Notaravisen 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +23

      give this man the youtube oscar plss 😂

    • @mlmc58
      @mlmc58 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +20

      He is the GOAT of emu videos!

    • @Flamsterette
      @Flamsterette 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      EN

    • @kwanholloway4112
      @kwanholloway4112 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@fdre3wsdyeah that took me out lol

  • @Tsumami__
    @Tsumami__ 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +300

    Anyone that’s choosing to do ANYTHING sexual without bathing thoroughly first after they’ve been shitting so many times in the same day that it hurts to wipe normally is freaking foul. I am not sorry.

    • @nickkerr6068
      @nickkerr6068 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

      Stop kink shaming

    • @fastinradfordable
      @fastinradfordable 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Guess what.
      Showers are a recent human INVENTION

    • @allthings2allmen
      @allthings2allmen 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      That's right! Let it be the nasty in word only! Clean that machinery!

    • @erikajewel
      @erikajewel 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +26

      @@fastinradfordable people used to use basins for washing. the important fact is that they washed at all. but then again Napoleon Bonaparte famously wrote to his wife “home in three days, don’t wash” so some ppl back then definitely liked a little extra flavor 😵‍💫

    • @imthetube44
      @imthetube44 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@nickkerr6068You’re right.
      Shaming isn’t harsh enough.
      Kink Lambasting!

  • @bombermanCC
    @bombermanCC 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +167

    "...she would often release air into the room..." lmao

    • @allthings2allmen
      @allthings2allmen 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      Picture the guy turning plaid and polka dotted holding his breath!

    • @sweetmissypetuniawilson9206
      @sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      😳
      That pfp!

    • @marce4241
      @marce4241 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      i bet that was straight up mustard gas and not normal air

  • @irradiated_woman8016
    @irradiated_woman8016 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +103

    And thats why we need quality reproductive health classes for all kids and teens (age appropriate ofc.) Knowing not to go back to front might seem obvious, but there are women who reach adulthood without ever hearing this or other basic things... Plenty of men out there dont understand hygiene either!

    • @angelarevalo6903
      @angelarevalo6903 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      No you sicko. Only pedophiles want to teach children about sex. You really don't know what happened the first time sex-ed was taught in American schools. Your comment proves your ignorance and naivety about this subject matter.

    • @Delimon007
      @Delimon007 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

      You are supposed to do both until it's dry and there is no more, otherwise you are just spreading it to one place and not really cleaning properly. You, also, should be taking a shower if you just had diahrea, doesn't even need to be a long shower, just spend 2-3 mins washing yourself off. . .

    • @isthiscereallife
      @isthiscereallife ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​​@Delimon007 having a vagina, you are not supposed to wipe anything with fecal matter on it towards the vaginal opening. you never ever ever wipe back to front

    • @Laz3rCat95
      @Laz3rCat95 35 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@Delimon007 What would be even better is if we learn from what other countries have done and start using bidets.

  • @1.4142
    @1.4142 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +115

    Wash more than your hands before you eat

    • @mikaelaltairbruneau0550
      @mikaelaltairbruneau0550 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ryanlandry8214
      @ryanlandry8214 35 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

      Always wash your food and don't eat anything that is diseased or smells bad. Seems like Jesus already told people this 2,000 years ago. 😂

    • @mikaelaltairbruneau0550
      @mikaelaltairbruneau0550 29 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      @@ryanlandry8214 yooooo, bruuuuh hahahahaha

  • @reneejones7807
    @reneejones7807 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +97

    I'm trying to imagine the actors faces as they learned their roles in this one, lol.

  • @lalalalala9662
    @lalalalala9662 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +305

    Why ON EARTH would you not shower before that?! 😭

    • @allukkiplays-675
      @allukkiplays-675 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      Maybe they were on the moon

    • @SolidSnake240
      @SolidSnake240 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +15

      Because people are trifling 😂

    • @Azuciea
      @Azuciea ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Ill jump in the shower after taking a normal dump sometimes just to feel clean.

    • @amandagarcia2848
      @amandagarcia2848 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      I would at least use a ton of wet wipes.

  • @MichaelOrtega
    @MichaelOrtega 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +391

    Having a daughter i was thought specifically front to back and NEVER to change it. How a grown woman didn’t respect that is beyond me.

    • @Itsnotthatdeep88
      @Itsnotthatdeep88 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +78

      It’s a recipe for so many infections for her and in this case for him as well. This whole story is so nasty.

    • @bobert6259
      @bobert6259 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +92

      I’d recommend anyone to get a bidet and go through the short process of learning how to use one

    • @CharlieDexter99
      @CharlieDexter99 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Yellow to brown no one frown
      Brown to yellow make sickly fellow

    • @TheNikotin33
      @TheNikotin33 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +37

      I think Im having a stroke trying to read this

    • @PsyMongSki
      @PsyMongSki 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@bobert6259front to back, back to front. Pfffft power wash those bits😂

  • @laluckyman
    @laluckyman 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +108

    This is one of the most unhinged titles I've ever seen. I love it

  • @quicktastic
    @quicktastic 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +63

    His nose should've told him that was not a good night for that activity. Hard to fathom that even happening.

    • @doreencaputo2942
      @doreencaputo2942 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Exactly I want to puke! ¹yuck! As a woman there is no way I would ever let that happen.

  • @pixiepixels2992
    @pixiepixels2992 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +197

    Reading this genuinely made me think it was an April fool's video except it's way past april

    • @MeAndMyFriendBovineTapeworm
      @MeAndMyFriendBovineTapeworm 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

      Watching this made me think it should've been a Valentine's day video.

    • @stephenpmurphy591
      @stephenpmurphy591 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Watching this made me concerned with my wife's bathroom technique.
      No party downstairs until we have a frank decision regarding evacuation techniques & cleanness.

    • @TwisterTornado
      @TwisterTornado 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@stephenpmurphy591 No, Stephen. You're safe, if her name is not Cupcake, or something like that.
      Come on.

    • @knuffelbeer193
      @knuffelbeer193 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@stephenpmurphy591a frak discussion? PLEASE come back and tell us how that went 😂.

    • @bytefu
      @bytefu 42 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      As an optimist, I like to think of it more like not that long before the next April.

  • @deemah3602
    @deemah3602 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +153

    3:30 “He haven’t eaten anything out of the ordinary”
    bro forgot that he ate a chocolate cupcake

    • @oogieboogie232
      @oogieboogie232 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

      Cupcake frosting

    • @gargoylegutz
      @gargoylegutz ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      CHOCOLATE CUPCAKE IS INSANE 😭😭

    • @drewwolfe7462
      @drewwolfe7462 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Winner winner chicken dinner!

    • @fireworksfanatics2777
      @fireworksfanatics2777 58 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

      Friggin chocolate cupcake 💀

    • @informanti
      @informanti 50 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

      Bruh..

  • @IdolMako
    @IdolMako 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +189

    these titles just get better and better

  • @RCGC480
    @RCGC480 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +136

    0:25 you know it's gonna be a wild ride when the patients wife is named cupcake

    • @QueenB2323
      @QueenB2323 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      It definitely didn’t get any less wild after that 🤣

    • @Natural_videography_Official
      @Natural_videography_Official ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@QueenB2323is her name cupcake because he ate her… you know, I don't even want to even know

    • @marce4241
      @marce4241 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Chocolate cupcake

  • @QueenXKnit
    @QueenXKnit 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +115

    The Poor actors who had to reenact that 😅😂

    • @NealWilliams
      @NealWilliams 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Who knows, they may have been a couple beforehand.

    • @QueenXKnit
      @QueenXKnit 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      @ I was speaking of the poop aspect of it 😭

    • @Slop_Dog
      @Slop_Dog 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      Hey, a paying gig is a paying gig 🤷‍♂️

    • @jeremiahlowe3268
      @jeremiahlowe3268 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      True mastery means you can poop on command. This isn't just a medical show. This is thespian boot camp.

    • @aidanmueller9683
      @aidanmueller9683 51 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      Honestly it looked like had fun acting out that dumpage drop.

  • @regenschirm
    @regenschirm 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +81

    A full recovery is certainly appreciated in this one

    • @fastinradfordable
      @fastinradfordable 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      Nah
      He ain’t never goona munch Cat the same again.

    • @scallopohare9431
      @scallopohare9431 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@fastinradfordable😪

  • @DudeManDude-ot5fv
    @DudeManDude-ot5fv 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +192

    What a shitty situation....
    I'll see myself out....

    • @LMerci
      @LMerci 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

      😂

    • @sensen9124
      @sensen9124 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      💩

  • @nerysghemor5781
    @nerysghemor5781 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +71

    Oh my God the animation when explaining what happens with diarrhea!

    • @yasminrafael3681
      @yasminrafael3681 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      💀💀💀💀

    • @cayenigma
      @cayenigma 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      I am just glad I only listened while eating XD

    • @AdamRapW
      @AdamRapW 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      Anyone for chocolate fondue?

    • @darkacadpresenceinblood
      @darkacadpresenceinblood 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      ikr😭😭

  • @bluueorb
    @bluueorb 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +63

    me “how did this mess with him?”
    *sees him go under the covers*
    “…oh he ate”

    • @allthings2allmen
      @allthings2allmen 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      He should have watched his diet while minding her girlish figure!

    • @spugelo359
      @spugelo359 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      The fish taco had chocolate on it 💀

  • @atsunome
    @atsunome 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +23

    Honestly give these actors a raise after doing a scenario like this, lol

  • @buhlake3391
    @buhlake3391 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +222

    It's actually crazy to me there are grown adults still wiping back to front lol

    • @Itsnotthatdeep88
      @Itsnotthatdeep88 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      The fact that she let this man eat her out while her lady areas were dirty is diabolical in addition to being a menace and wiping back to front…double whammy here 🤢🤢

    • @RealLotus002
      @RealLotus002 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

      there's a lot of people out there that enjoy cookies and cream flavour

    • @xoafallen6239
      @xoafallen6239 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

      Thats actually vile to me

    • @nickkerr6068
      @nickkerr6068 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      If you're a biological male, it's okay

    • @shawbros
      @shawbros 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +19

      I had to argue about this, about a year ago with a 70 year old guy that has bad memory. (Or maybe he doesn't have much common sense?) He would argue that back to front was the correct way. When I tried to correct him, he would say that is what doctors told him. I told him "NO, THE DOCTORS TOLD YOU FRONT TO BACK!!". I had to break it down for him, and I told him that (in females) back to front means you are moving poop from the butt to the vagina. Some peoples brains are just too far gone to help.

  • @CrappyGamerHere
    @CrappyGamerHere 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +43

    So at what point in dating do you ask how they wipe?

    • @JarodM
      @JarodM ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      First question~

    • @bill_lumbergh
      @bill_lumbergh 59 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      Just check the camera

  • @MannyBots
    @MannyBots 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +74

    One sentence in and my brain hurts....what!? 😅😂 Why did you use the name cupcake omg 🤣

    • @VeganVampire.
      @VeganVampire. 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Eat Cupcake and get sick😂🤢😂

    • @piquat1
      @piquat1 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +14

      Because cupcakes are meant to be eaten.
      Who doesn't like nice cupcake?

    • @StkyDkNMeBlz
      @StkyDkNMeBlz 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

      Cupcakke

    • @rozmarinideas5340
      @rozmarinideas5340 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      That's the actress' name!

    • @allthings2allmen
      @allthings2allmen 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Creampie would be too obvious?

  • @ShirleyTimple
    @ShirleyTimple 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +94

    Jon Hamm is a champ for helping with these scenarios

    • @viceforever
      @viceforever 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      Dollar General Jon Hamm maybe

    • @pyrokatarina
      @pyrokatarina 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      It looks like him, I wonder tho if thats really him

    • @spaninja5594
      @spaninja5594 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      I was thinking that guy looks like the angel from Good Omens. Maybe Jon Hamm from Temu 😂

    • @darkacadpresenceinblood
      @darkacadpresenceinblood 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      oh my god i knew he looked like someone😭😭 i'm never unseeing archangel Gabriel having violent diarrhea on the toilet help

    • @VenusFlyHands
      @VenusFlyHands 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      I want to know the guy's name and where else to find him. He's so great on this channel!

  • @AB78
    @AB78 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +25

    Wash your hands “ especially when you eat “ this involves your wife 😂😂

  • @pradyumnakatageri3475
    @pradyumnakatageri3475 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +70

    Dr. Bernard just created the best abstinence promotion vid unknowingly..

  • @DJRandomHajile
    @DJRandomHajile 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +66

    Giardia or giardiasis is also known as “beaver fever”… Quite fitting with how he caught it. 😳

    • @genericamerican7574
      @genericamerican7574 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      I just said that and scrolled down to you beating me to it. 😂🖖🙃

    • @pettycrimesandmisdemeanors
      @pettycrimesandmisdemeanors 59 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

      No way it's real
      Edit: OMG it is in fact real

  • @leonardobanazalazar3249
    @leonardobanazalazar3249 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +24

    and this is why I won't part away of my trusty bidet

    • @PIZZAdayisback
      @PIZZAdayisback ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      I personally can't trust a liquid to do what a solid does
      Toilet paper is more trustworthy

  • @beyond-the-night
    @beyond-the-night 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +24

    I'm very glad they were able to make a full recovery! I definitely think they should have seen a doctor way sooner with that long of chronic, painful diarrhea. Though I know it's not that simple, but after visiting another country and getting bad diarrhea for a long time you gotta consider if something is going on.

  • @ROGER2095
    @ROGER2095 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    In the 80s I was a medical technician in a large Chicago area hospital. A couple times a month - every month - we'd get a urine sample with Giardia lamblia. (It's easy to identify under the microscope.) In just about every case, it was a yuppie who went camping in Wisconsin and drank water from a stream, thinking it's all-natural so it must be clean and fresh and pure. (It never is! Animals poop on the ground, it rains, and whatever's on the ground runs into the stream. Giardia happens to form cysts so it can survive and be infectious in all weather for months and years.)

  • @nacheems8047
    @nacheems8047 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +45

    The shady taco seller story comes full circle

    • @aerisvulkan2538
      @aerisvulkan2538 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT 💀

    • @Sagethegay
      @Sagethegay 52 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      I like to think that all of his videos take place in the same town and are all interconnected

    • @AHamp123
      @AHamp123 32 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      Ayooo 💀🤢

  • @FC-PeakVersatility
    @FC-PeakVersatility 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +51

    Sorry but who enters into extra curricular activity without a complete cleaning up first? This problem wasn't front to back, it was total lack of proper hygiene.

  • @kakregax
    @kakregax 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +88

    Nope, I can't handle this one

    • @beantheirishsetter
      @beantheirishsetter 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      😂😂😂

    • @sarrormiki3363
      @sarrormiki3363 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      it's a pass for me as well

    • @ceecee9939
      @ceecee9939 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      I got to 01.55 this is a painful watch

  • @rebeccazegstroo6786
    @rebeccazegstroo6786 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +20

    A consequence of our expensive medical care? Enduring diarrhea for weeks before going to a doctor is foolish.

    • @Sashazur
      @Sashazur ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      With these two geniuses who knows why they waited?

    • @luachickington8674
      @luachickington8674 59 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      Especially after visiting a different country. This combo just screams parasites, even for me as a lay person.
      A couple of years ago I suspected I had food poisoning due to having severe diarrhea. Got something from the pharmacy to help with the symptoms, and I knew that if nothing changed after a few days (!) that I needed to go to my GP. Luckily it was just that for me.
      But diarrhea is really dangerous: dehydration and loss of electrolytes is no joke. And I can't fathom having to choose between my health and not going into debt for medical treatments. That's just bonkers to me.

    • @brandonsaffell4100
      @brandonsaffell4100 56 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

      "if you don't feel well go to the doctor" is advice from a previous generation. "If you don't need to go to the ER it's not that bad" is the country we've built.

    • @westie430
      @westie430 50 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      And sometimes people are just dumb and don't go because they think it's fine, normal, whatever 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @the_knightcatTTv
    @the_knightcatTTv 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +35

    The fact this is also an eight minute video is insane.

  • @GloriousSwag
    @GloriousSwag 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +14

    "Ian's hypokalemia was doodoo gastrointestinal losses" This made me laugh more than it should have 😂

  • @AlbertVII1987
    @AlbertVII1987 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

    Bro, am surprised the SMELL didn't turn him away.
    No shower, AND had runny shits prior to their session? You think it'd be more (for lack of a better word) RIPE when going down there?
    And already blasting out ROOM CLEARING farts prior to that, with clear signs of a stomach bug.
    I feel like there were SEVERAL factors that was saying "maybe putting your face down there might not be the best idea right now." 🤣

    • @mikechasmar4154
      @mikechasmar4154 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      She forced him to do it. He had no choice. He

  • @katiewhyte3910
    @katiewhyte3910 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +22

    this poor guy cannot catch a break

  • @flesh_blanket
    @flesh_blanket 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +21

    Nah cupcake?
    That's a violation

  • @mahdedarmo
    @mahdedarmo ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    what a talent! to tell a story of diarrhea scientifically and make it so easily digestible is top tier!!

  • @Justgreen89925
    @Justgreen89925 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +14

    As an Italian just the idea of not washing in a bidet after number 2 is crazy, but to not even shower? WTF!

    • @Justgreen89925
      @Justgreen89925 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      by bidet i mean the actual bidet, not the water jets on modern toilets

    • @Tsukiyumi3
      @Tsukiyumi3 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      Fr I don’t understand not washing with water or at least wiping with a wet wipe instead 😭😭

    • @Justgreen89925
      @Justgreen89925 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@Tsukiyumi3 in italy we even use soap! Like all the time, and I can assure you it doesn't hurt the skin at all

    • @supernova00500
      @supernova00500 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      As an American, I can guarantee you we have the most Skidmarked underwear in the world

    • @westie430
      @westie430 49 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@supernova00500speak for yourself

  • @MisaMisa03579
    @MisaMisa03579 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +31

    the holiday mood background music is insane 💁🏻‍♀️

  • @dde1fy
    @dde1fy 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +16

    Not showering after she’s had diarrhea is crazy

    • @nickkerr6068
      @nickkerr6068 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      It's natural seasoning

  • @Chris-wn9hi
    @Chris-wn9hi 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

    He said he hadn't "Eaten anything out of the ordinary", to the ER doc. 😂🤮😂

  • @SparklerBlack
    @SparklerBlack 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

    i wanted to ask why they didint go to the doctor much earlier but then i remembered its america and then i thought about myself not going to the doctor either despite having free healthcare...

  • @mahartma
    @mahartma 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

    Jon Hamm has such an amazing acting range

  • @Najiflagedits
    @Najiflagedits 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +35

    Bro came back to the old titles "this is how his organs shutdown"

    • @Parziti14
      @Parziti14 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Yeah dude

  • @ventilate4267
    @ventilate4267 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +29

    Top 10 stories we didn't want to hear, but should anyway.

    • @Itsnotthatdeep88
      @Itsnotthatdeep88 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@ventilate4267 it’s a cautionary tale for all these folks that don’t like washing their ass…perfect example right here. 😮‍💨

  • @Nancys_on_fire
    @Nancys_on_fire ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

    To everyone jumping on her for wiping back to front… I didn’t have a mom (bad situation and removed very young), and no one ever told me you were supposed to go front to back. I spent 32 years of my life with chronic infections, which I just assumed were normal, because I didn’t really have any female friends or family.
    I finally learned the correct way after a male friend of mine made a joke about it, which he had to explain to me. It was humiliating. I’ve done it correctly ever since, and no longer have issues with infections.
    It’s really embarrassing to put this out on the internet, but all I’m saying is please be kind, not all of us had a loving influence as kids to teach us the basics ❤

    • @nanabai329
      @nanabai329 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yes, I just rill my eyes at such comments. Somethings we just don't know things. I didnt know of front to back until I took an hha class and I had loving parents, but we use water to clean at every bathroom break so rarely had any infections.

    • @DoctorGarr
      @DoctorGarr ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Sorry not sorry but this story made your username make sense 😂

    • @cynthiamckenzie9986
      @cynthiamckenzie9986 53 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +2

      It doesn't matter even if she was wiping properly! The fact that she had relations with her husband without showering first and after being sick is just disgusting!

    • @Nancys_on_fire
      @Nancys_on_fire 47 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      @@cynthiamckenzie9986 I’m not arguing that part, I agree wholeheartedly.

    • @angelbear_og
      @angelbear_og 32 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      That's terrible for you, but according to this story the woman did in fact know better.

  • @werewaffl3s
    @werewaffl3s ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

    01:53 Oscar winning performance

    • @nissanzenkiboy
      @nissanzenkiboy 35 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      Hahahaha dirty mouth

  • @JosiahBradley
    @JosiahBradley 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +31

    I almost vomited when I watched this over on Nebula first.

    • @Sashazur
      @Sashazur ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      And then you watched it again 😩

  • @oldpunker885
    @oldpunker885 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +16

    Catchiest title in Chubbyemu history. 😅

  • @ToastenButter
    @ToastenButter 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +23

    Wild that people wiping wrong made an Emu video

  • @Creatrix-z5o
    @Creatrix-z5o 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +16

    I’ve never been this early! Merry Christmas, Dr. Bernard!

  • @evan_kat
    @evan_kat 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

    after watching this can confidently say that i'm never eating out again

  • @laratheplanespotter
    @laratheplanespotter 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +19

    Not the content I asked for but the content we all need… I think….

    • @petersarubbi
      @petersarubbi 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      didn't you mean "butt" the content we all need? 🤔😆

  • @kimberlysauber5601
    @kimberlysauber5601 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +38

    It still amazes me that anyone would wipe back to front. How are we even having to talk about this!!?? 🤯

    • @katk1958
      @katk1958 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

      IKR? And who wouldn't hop in the shower and at least wash there, before... ? 🤔

    • @trentvlak
      @trentvlak 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      I just wipe once then jump in the shower. I like the feeling of a squeaky clean sphincter as I walk.

    • @kimberlysauber5601
      @kimberlysauber5601 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @ ikr!!!??? 🤯🙌🏽

    • @trentvlak
      @trentvlak 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ai deleting replies left and right in this comment

  • @batmancharles
    @batmancharles 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +14

    Dude this guy has been through hell and back

    • @sometimesleela5947
      @sometimesleela5947 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

      That would have been a better pseudonym for her: Helen Bach.

    • @batmancharles
      @batmancharles 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@sometimesleela5947 Actually, that's a marvelous play on words. This made me laugh

  • @frankie7825
    @frankie7825 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

    The re-enactments are hysterical 😆

  • @Jizag123
    @Jizag123 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

    2:28 "normal morning diarrhea" so many of us can relate😂

  • @chameleoness09
    @chameleoness09 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    Remember, no matter what it is, wash it first before putting it in or around your mouth 🤦

  • @nothanksplease
    @nothanksplease 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

    i just dont understand why he was comfortable doing that in this situation.

    • @fastinradfordable
      @fastinradfordable 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Men HAVE to take what they can get.
      Or they get nothing.

  • @PorkchopGMX
    @PorkchopGMX 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +48

    oh no

  • @williamrebune5588
    @williamrebune5588 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +40

    As a medical doctor in West Africa, this is the most elaborate lectures I listen on TH-cam. Dr Ben is the guy 🎉

    • @fastinradfordable
      @fastinradfordable 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      A DOCTOR who says a 8min TH-cam video is the “MOST ELABORATE LECTURE”
      💀☠️💀

    • @vinicraftmaster7597
      @vinicraftmaster7597 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@fastinradfordable ngl, emu's explanations are on point, and their objective is to explain medical cases and the follow up diagnostics, which I think he does quite well, considering the saturation of other channels. Emia means "presence in blood" my guy.

    • @KatieDeGo
      @KatieDeGo 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      His name is Bernard

    • @hatman4818
      @hatman4818 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Yeah I've legit learned enough medical related latin from his channel to make good guesses at what diagnoses mean before he even says it now.

  • @bigredradish
    @bigredradish 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    beanie and wifebeater in the kitchen is insane costume design

  • @DustyTheDog
    @DustyTheDog ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    It's crazy this happened, when you consider that there is a large amount of people who purposefully put their face to a butthole and engage like they haven't seen food in a month. You can think you've cleaned it all, but it's never 100% clean from that place.

  • @WendyLouPollock
    @WendyLouPollock 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    I remember parasitology class for laboratory. The images of Giardia under the microscope had their flagella arranged so they looked like little men dancing

  • @TheOGLemonduck
    @TheOGLemonduck ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    As someone who works at the infection ward of a big hospital, basic hygiene is the Alpha and Omega when it comes to avoiding infection. Shower, wash your hands and go to the doctor in case your symptoms don't reside

  • @RedGr33nBlue
    @RedGr33nBlue 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

    love this male actor so much hes so good

  • @alleycatcannabis
    @alleycatcannabis ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Came for the comments, stayed for the video

  • @doctormary-hs9fr
    @doctormary-hs9fr 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

    Excellent as usual, great lesson, exceptional teaching! I love how well graphics/illustrations are thoughtfully incorporated. Thanks, Dr Bernard!
    (And Happy Holidays to you! 🎄😄)

    • @chubbyemu
      @chubbyemu  2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      Thank you!

  • @KatieDeGo
    @KatieDeGo 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    1. They call Giardia "Beaver fever" so thats funny
    2. I got it from drinking creek water years ago and I CANNOT IMAGINE letting anyone come near me when I had that nastiness 🤮

  • @DarkflameEmperor
    @DarkflameEmperor 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    So many videos with sad endings recently so having a full recovery ending is sweet.

  • @molt45
    @molt45 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

    This probably takes the record for craziest title.

  • @kcshines1581
    @kcshines1581 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    Oh goodness. I had giardia when I was 4-5 years old. It was so stressful for my parents because of the accidents and emergencies. I’m almost 30 and still remember some of the embarrassing public accidents I had and how much it upset my family. I had 0 control over it. It’s a lot to deal with! My parents did everything they could to treat it and were so kind to me about it.

  • @atsunome
    @atsunome 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    3:33 THIS GRAPHIC FOR THIS SENTENCE-

  • @snsnplpl
    @snsnplpl 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

    another way to prevent catching it while in the endemic country is to not eat any raw foods (like salad) in case the person who prepared the food had giardia on their hands (poor food sanitation practices)

    • @Flesh_mast
      @Flesh_mast 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      In general, eating raw vegetables is not the greatest idea when traveling, to endemic areas. Parasites/bacteria may be in the soil they grow in, and if you're in an area where the water isn't safe to drink, it's not safe to wash the vegetables either.

  • @musonobari2560
    @musonobari2560 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    The first line of the script 😂😂😂😂 OMG 🤣

  • @amberar
    @amberar 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

    Bidets FTW

  • @Wondermazement24
    @Wondermazement24 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    The chocolate animation is diabolical

  • @VCBird6
    @VCBird6 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    "you are what you eat" has never been so accurate

  • @sweetmissypetuniawilson9206
    @sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    💡
    Because I have cyclic vomiting syndrome, I know when this happens, it depletes the body of potassium when vomiting all day long, sometimes for days at a time.
    I guess it never occurred to me that when things come out the back end in the form of diarrhea, the same can happen!
    Duh! 🤦‍♀️
    Also, many people don't realize potatoes have more potassium than bananas!
    The more you know..

  • @AreYouSerious-210g
    @AreYouSerious-210g ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    How is anyone dealing with diarrhea in the mood to have sex?

  • @peterpetruzzi
    @peterpetruzzi ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    3:55 give this man an Oscar lmao 😂

    • @boredjedi2332
      @boredjedi2332 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      I laughed when I saw him

  • @WordsBloom
    @WordsBloom 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    Now I'm going to associate this with cupcakes.

  • @Turcian
    @Turcian 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    "He hadn't eaten anything out of the ordinary 😏" 🤣🤣

  • @Wrathrix
    @Wrathrix 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

    Ohh Boi, get the popcorn and chocolates xD

    • @sometimesleela5947
      @sometimesleela5947 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      And a bucket for after you've finished watching

    • @Aplumgirl
      @Aplumgirl 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      Noooo not chocolate lol

    • @jimwu8532
      @jimwu8532 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Milk chocolate? Some people are lactose intolerant, hehe

  • @lechatbotte.
    @lechatbotte. 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Where we are now the emergency room!!. The diarrhea would explain the hypokalemia and the muscle cramps. Giardia is found in lakes, rivers and streams in the US.