Asks beck “do they have any lesbians?” after they found a gay book for eric 5 mins later Beck: “I found one” ALR: “are you just looking for lesbian stuff 🤣” Bxtch u asked her to find one!!!
yes. also no yelling or getting mad at trivial things amber does. ive had to stop watching a lot of other reactors because they would get soooo mad at little things haha.
I always feel so bad for Beck like, they seem like SUCH a great person and Amberlynn treated them like such shit during their relationship and break-up.
Moaning at being "superior" in thinking 55 dollar shoes is cheap is such a dick move. Girlypop needs a reality check like what the rizz was that im sorry
She wanted to flex like the deranged "influencers" the best part was her bragging about carrying a lot of cash around, while being instantly recognisable and basically immobile
@@keevabrownfield3067Well as soon as she was 18 she was being taken care of by Krystal’s family. Who charged her no rent or bills, bought her video games and PS vitas and brand new iPods for being Krystal’s care taker. She was also on food stamps while living with them so she never has actually paid for anything.
The arm touching edit has me in tearssss😭😭😭 Also I can't believe you left out "uh, books is good for the brain ☝🤓" so many iconic molments from this single vlog alone
i was in a super abusive relationship with a narc for a very long time, and my mother is a chronic habitual liar and these videos and your analysis genuinely helps me see their patterns clearer and AVOID letting those kinds of people back into my life. love u salty crab 🦀❤️
You should react to the video where the infamous “NO ONE CARES” audio comes from. I hear that audio clipped a lot but I know a lot of people don’t know what video it comes from!!!
Amber pretending to read the back of the book then opening it in the middle and flipping through the pages as if she’s looking for pictures is hilarious to me
@@zedbody yes! I do it too to see if I like the writing style. Sometimes there's a book that sounds good and exciting but as soon as I open it I hate how it's written
@@zedbody except Amber didn’t read any of the pages. She opened it to the middle, briefly fanned the pages and then immediately put it back on the shelf.
She's hopped up on caffeine and sugar all freaking day, because she drinks nothing but sugary drinks and not an ounce of water, and then wonders why she can't sleep...and as a result, sits around all day and lets her mind wander into the bullshit reasons she tells us online.
The rebranding of Virginia Andrews' books to V C Andrews really grinds my gears. There's a huge difference between her books and the ones written under her name after she died.
Beck wanted to do that with every door.. but knew it would look too suspicious.. so got great joy from doing it every now and then just enough to satisfy the itch to shut the door in ambers face.
The Valentines bear video was the first one that led me into the Amberverse, years ago. It came up as recommended, I don't know why I watched it, but here I am....
Yes! I needed a Salty Crab upload today! Sitting in a hospital room waiting to see if I’ll be having my baby tomorrow or if I get to go home and let him cook longer 😬 Thank you for the quality entertainment! 👏🏻🦀
She said in another video that she wears tennis shoes so much her foot has moulded to the shape of a tennis shoe. But...aren't tennis shoes foot-shaped inside?
When they are heading into the movie theater and she says Becky closed the door in her face bugs me cause no she didn’t. Did you see her grab the handle and pull it closed on you? No you were just not able to lift your arm quick enough to grab the handle. Becky did nothing wrong.
Seriously, that would be annoying having to ask for every little thing! And you know that Hamber definitely held that over her head. Also she loved Eric so much, it’s so sad. She probably was dating him in her head 🤣🤣
I just realized something: most of ALR's exes are shitty people in some way. Destiny is a petty insecure cheater who does act like a mean girl when given the chance, Beck is entitled and rude and concescending (especially when talking to servers and people at the drive thru), Wipey isnt exactly someone who seems to know about social cues or when to not be too much into PDA. I'm not putting neither Casey nor Krystle in this list given that they were teenagers or just entering adulthood when they crossed ALR so at their age we all made mistakes and tbh they did nothing wrong that I could tell. That being said, did anyone notice that all of these flaws somehow get more intense and visible when they are around ALR? When the other side characters interacted with each other, the tone was different and relaxed and not as rocky or shady, even Beck sounded more polite instead of her rude self. But when ALR shows up with her camera and starts talking to anyone, the tones immediatly change, they tense up, rude stuff starts being said and they pretty much get enabled into showing their worst side. It's like ALR's energy in general is so toxic it simply feeds those bad traits of the people around her and makes them come out more, the same way she finds people who will enable her in her addictions. Narcissists will always seek to have control over everyone around them, and she knows how to manipulate the people around her to be miserable, so she can feel like a star. She is such a sick person, its disgusting.
I just cannot imagine how this girl was more in love with Dusty after they broke up than she EVER was with Becky. its so messed up, i cant stand Destiny
I wonder how Beck must have felt during this era being around Dusty knowing - just KNOWING Amber felt some way for Dusty. There’s no way she couldn’t have picked up on the vibes
R.L. Stine has a book "Superstitious." I think I read it a few years after it was published (1995), but it's definitely an adult novel - and his first one, too.
@@Angelssing2her Those things have always existed and always will! Not only that but nicknames also exist and should be respected too. Either way, it's free and not hard to call someone what they want to be called 🤷🏽♀️
28 perfumes! I have two full size perfumes and maybe 4 tiny tester ones? But I focus on quality scents rather than just anything that will cover the stench so… 😂
Im new to the amberverse and gorl world, i gotta say, your videos are the best! Thank you making everything fun and digestable. I feel like im catching up on a popular show with you lol i love it
Beck's financial situation with Amber sounds exactly like financial abuse. A common abuse tool used in narcissist relationships to keep control and makes it harder for their partner to leave now physically. Since they have no money without their partner.
To be fair, I hate it when books don't have the blurbs on the back either. Backs are for blurbs, authors pages are for the back of the book, damn it! XD
lol i love the jumanji beat of the dripping drain - also do not miss having to live with uncaring/oblivious roommates like amber to the point where i would have to leave annoying notes like that, even after having a personal conversation
13:00 Did she let that other person through first or did she just barge on through while calling out Becky for not holding the door open for her? Because it didn't look like she moved out of the way.
those wipes are so harsh on her face. liquid makeup remover would take off the mascara and a cleansing face soap does the rest. oh wait, thats too much work for her!
Boy did I enjoy watching that first part of the clip in which she’s WELL over 500 “elbees” (I actually believe that this was when she first began creeping her way on up to 600 “elbees” in fact!) and she assigns herself a “point” for having done her makeup before filming her absolutely _exhilarating_ vlog. 🙄 Whoa there, Big Al, you’d better check yo’ self before you wreck yo’ self!! You’re flying a bit close to the sun there, don’t ya think?!?! 😂
I talked to my neurologist and she said " Brain has it's own time. You need to go to bed around 10 pm, because human brain takes rest during 10 pm - 12 pm. If you haven't slept during this time, your brain will not get what it needs and no matter how much sleep you will get after, you will feel tired. Which will cause lots of problems later in your life." And damn she was right. Fixing your sleeping helps a lot.
I sometimes stay up until like 4am because I get time to myself.. I have my 3 nieces and nephew.. 2 dogs and 2 cats.. it’s the only time my brain is relaxed 😅
As someone with diagnosed ME/CFS - and insomnia goes along with it - I hate that people like her just choose to waste the day away. I will forever be a night owl, but I waste so many gorgeous days because I physically cannot get out of bed or simply cannot wake up. So…having the luxury to choose to live that way is insane.
I will say 28 perfumes for a legitimate collector is modest. I'm a collector and have about 40 full size bottles, plus lots of minis, samples, and body sprays. It's a hobby and I enjoy it, but I also use at least two fragrances a day. Amber's collection is a joke though. Omg Salty the edit of My Heart Will Go On and destiny's laugh...you are the best
Ah the makeup remover “episode” I remember back then watching Trish do this and chit-chat like amber is trying so hard to do and Trish also used a million makeup wipes just a few days before Amber did it. She’s so predictable.. just watch other people and you’ll know what Amber’s content will be, what she’ll like and what she’ll do, and often even what she will say. 😂
Before the days of Amber discovering Amazon delivery..I miss our gorl out in the wild of Kentucky malls ☹️
Asks beck “do they have any lesbians?” after they found a gay book for eric
5 mins later
Beck: “I found one”
ALR: “are you just looking for lesbian stuff 🤣”
Bxtch u asked her to find one!!!
The reason I think you're my favorite reaction channel is because you actually react to it and not just upload her videos.
Yup, agreed!
and her reactions aren't just making fun of people like some other reaction channels
I like both style videos because I don’t give amber a view when channels re upload her videos but I like the commentary on Salty crabs videos.
Yes and she's very light-hearted so it's fun to watch
yes. also no yelling or getting mad at trivial things amber does. ive had to stop watching a lot of other reactors because they would get soooo mad at little things haha.
2:11 “Rarity is probably just running around somewhere. Who knows these days?” This comment did not age well.
I always feel so bad for Beck like, they seem like SUCH a great person and Amberlynn treated them like such shit during their relationship and break-up.
yes!! like obviously being w amber means they have some flaws but like they seem so kind and genuine
Becky seems so sweet and genuine❤
@@seeyoulatersilviaikr also why do people infantilise beck so much it’s so weird like she could’ve left at any time she did not need saving bffr 😭😭😭
Moaning at being "superior" in thinking 55 dollar shoes is cheap is such a dick move. Girlypop needs a reality check like what the rizz was that im sorry
Especially considering that she grew up poor, she knows damn well $55 is expensive to a lot of people
@@keevabrownfield3067Not her trying to act like she was never one of us
She wanted to flex like the deranged "influencers" the best part was her bragging about carrying a lot of cash around, while being instantly recognisable and basically immobile
@@keevabrownfield3067Well as soon as she was 18 she was being taken care of by Krystal’s family. Who charged her no rent or bills, bought her video games and PS vitas and brand new iPods for being Krystal’s care taker. She was also on food stamps while living with them so she never has actually paid for anything.
The arm touching edit has me in tearssss😭😭😭 Also I can't believe you left out "uh, books is good for the brain ☝🤓" so many iconic molments from this single vlog alone
Apparently that bit is in Eric's vlog! 😊
i was in a super abusive relationship with a narc for a very long time, and my mother is a chronic habitual liar and these videos and your analysis genuinely helps me see their patterns clearer and AVOID letting those kinds of people back into my life. love u salty crab 🦀❤️
Amberlynn: “I love Danielle Steele.”
Amberlynn after reading the synopsis to Danielle Steele book: “Meh.”
Does she "love" danielle steele or is she just falling for brand recognition? 🤔
Amber is so shady!! To film yourself emotionally cheating, in front of your partner?? Another level
Great video showing who she really is
The arm touch and then
Immediately cutting to Destiny laughing in slow motion! 😂😂
I miss the janky mall they went to during the gaycare era 😭😭 thank you for featuring it salty
Aww you skipped the iconic “uhhhh books is good for the brain”
I think that was in Eric's vlog, but you're right, I should've stuck it in, that was such a good moment!!
Oh! That totally makes sense.
😆😆😆😆😆
The kroger incident always gives me second hand embarrassment
OMG THE SIGN ON THE DOOR 😭😭😭 i never noticed that or heard anyone point it out lmao
You should react to the video where the infamous “NO ONE CARES” audio comes from. I hear that audio clipped a lot but I know a lot of people don’t know what video it comes from!!!
That’s a great idea! Thank you so much for the suggestion!
Amber pretending to read the back of the book then opening it in the middle and flipping through the pages as if she’s looking for pictures is hilarious to me
I kind of do that. I scan a few random passages from the middle of books to see if it sparks my curiosity
@@zedbody yes! I do it too to see if I like the writing style. Sometimes there's a book that sounds good and exciting but as soon as I open it I hate how it's written
@@zedbody except Amber didn’t read any of the pages. She opened it to the middle, briefly fanned the pages and then immediately put it back on the shelf.
Counting the perfumes is SO real man
The way I scuttled 🦀 over here
man this video was an experience and a half. your commentary is the only thing that got me through it in one piece
She's hopped up on caffeine and sugar all freaking day, because she drinks nothing but sugary drinks and not an ounce of water, and then wonders why she can't sleep...and as a result, sits around all day and lets her mind wander into the bullshit reasons she tells us online.
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BAD VIDEOS DONT EXIST ON THIS CHANNEL 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
I guess my brain just kinda shut off for a moment because oh boy was the sight of Eric a jumpscare and a half😂
The rebranding of Virginia Andrews' books to V C Andrews really grinds my gears. There's a huge difference between her books and the ones written under her name after she died.
Am i the only one that got so upset by her not smelling testers at bath and body works but opening the sellable products??
I agree!
Yup. As someone who worked retail for a while, customers opening full products and ignoring testers drove me nuts 😂
Beck wanted to do that with every door.. but knew it would look too suspicious.. so got great joy from doing it every now and then just enough to satisfy the itch to shut the door in ambers face.
The Valentines bear video was the first one that led me into the Amberverse, years ago. It came up as recommended, I don't know why I watched it, but here I am....
She had all those perfume but destiny still said she smelled 😅yikessss
Perfumes can't hide base stink. A lot of perfumes just make the stank even more noticeable.
Yes! I needed a Salty Crab upload today! Sitting in a hospital room waiting to see if I’ll be having my baby tomorrow or if I get to go home and let him cook longer 😬 Thank you for the quality entertainment! 👏🏻🦀
🤞🍀!
Let us know! And congrats, best of wishes to you and the baby!
@@juliasjuly thank you so much!
Best wishes to you and your baby ❤️
Sooo?? Baby??? 😁
She just irritates me so bad but she’s like a bad crash you can’t look away from. Like the way I know all of her lore is unhealthy 😭
The Titanic tune w/ Destiny- i snorted 😂
Me too 🤣🤣🤣
I hope Beck watches these videos, and realizes how much better they are now
You mean she
@@umwhaOk hamburgorlor
@@umwhaamber?
salty I should have put you in the acknowledgements of my thesis cuz what would I do without bingeing your channel while working 😭
11:20 I have so many body washes translates to “ that I never use bc I don’t bathe “
8:12 "All the Danielle Steel books that she has wroten"
That little Destiny edit at 16:54 was so funny 😂
she likes the the converse but hates the shoes she can actually wear💀
She said in another video that she wears tennis shoes so much her foot has moulded to the shape of a tennis shoe. But...aren't tennis shoes foot-shaped inside?
She stays up all night to eat so other ppl don't see what she's really eating.
So true! She stays up while everyone is sleeping so she can eat in secret
When they are heading into the movie theater and she says Becky closed the door in her face bugs me cause no she didn’t. Did you see her grab the handle and pull it closed on you? No you were just not able to lift your arm quick enough to grab the handle. Becky did nothing wrong.
Right all beck did was walk through the door 💀
Seriously, that would be annoying having to ask for every little thing! And you know that Hamber definitely held that over her head. Also she loved Eric so much, it’s so sad. She probably was dating him in her head 🤣🤣
The editing 😂😂❤❤love it, the arm touch and Titanic music😅😅dead
The slow mo destiny montage made me laugh so hard
the slow mo destiny laugh is too silly
I just realized something: most of ALR's exes are shitty people in some way. Destiny is a petty insecure cheater who does act like a mean girl when given the chance, Beck is entitled and rude and concescending (especially when talking to servers and people at the drive thru), Wipey isnt exactly someone who seems to know about social cues or when to not be too much into PDA. I'm not putting neither Casey nor Krystle in this list given that they were teenagers or just entering adulthood when they crossed ALR so at their age we all made mistakes and tbh they did nothing wrong that I could tell.
That being said, did anyone notice that all of these flaws somehow get more intense and visible when they are around ALR? When the other side characters interacted with each other, the tone was different and relaxed and not as rocky or shady, even Beck sounded more polite instead of her rude self. But when ALR shows up with her camera and starts talking to anyone, the tones immediatly change, they tense up, rude stuff starts being said and they pretty much get enabled into showing their worst side. It's like ALR's energy in general is so toxic it simply feeds those bad traits of the people around her and makes them come out more, the same way she finds people who will enable her in her addictions. Narcissists will always seek to have control over everyone around them, and she knows how to manipulate the people around her to be miserable, so she can feel like a star. She is such a sick person, its disgusting.
I just cannot imagine how this girl was more in love with Dusty after they broke up than she EVER was with Becky. its so messed up, i cant stand Destiny
wow that mall is such a culture shock. so depressing! i guess middle america is just like that
I have watched this Amber video 100 times and will probably watch it 100 more. Idk why but this is probably my favorite Amber video 😭
16:10 I litterally had to rewatch this part because of how awkard and cringe it is... Am..danna, she almost said my name 😏 LOL
16:51 not the recorder titanic 😩
Salty u keep gettin better and better 🔥🔥🔥 16:49 KILLED ME looooooool
I wonder how Beck must have felt during this era being around Dusty knowing - just KNOWING Amber felt some way for Dusty. There’s no way she couldn’t have picked up on the vibes
R.L. Stine has a book "Superstitious." I think I read it a few years after it was published (1995), but it's definitely an adult novel - and his first one, too.
You’re my favorite reaction channel for Amberlynn Reid rn, I’ve been bingeing your videos every day 🤣 thank you 🙏
I do not believe that Amberlynn has a legit sleeping issue
calling Beck by their government name was foul. Even back then before preferring Beck
This is ridiculous. Deadname, government name... people are so lost
@@Angelssing2her Those things have always existed and always will! Not only that but nicknames also exist and should be respected too. Either way, it's free and not hard to call someone what they want to be called 🤷🏽♀️
@@creaturehandsits unnecessary. All this woke stuff has gone way too far
@@creaturehands I can’t with inbred bigots. Seriously.
I hate that she touched all the shoes and didn’t put them back properly
The amount of perfume she goes through and has is wild. I’ve had my DNKY perfume for literally 12 years and still have a so much left.
I get anxiety at night. You know how to cure that? Don't stay up all night 😭 if you're already asleep you can't get anxiety
Well… nightmares exist
@@Blueberryyymuffin that's a completely different thing.
The titanic music had me snorting at work 😂😂
Wait so did Amber actually admit at one point that she had a crush on Eric? Please I need the teaaaaa 🫖
Yes I believe she did
She went through this strange phase after Beck dumped her where she was trying to act ‘bi’ for wifey
GIRL JUST GRAB THE DOORHANDLE girlypop was gripping air dawg
28 perfumes! I have two full size perfumes and maybe 4 tiny tester ones? But I focus on quality scents rather than just anything that will cover the stench so… 😂
Im new to the amberverse and gorl world, i gotta say, your videos are the best! Thank you making everything fun and digestable. I feel like im catching up on a popular show with you lol i love it
PICKED THE BOOK ROSEPETALS IM GOIGN TO PISS MYSELF THIS WOMAN
I’m just going to say I’m sure she needs all those perfumes and body washes to cover her natural smell😂
Help I nearly choked at 17:01 😂😂 the slow mo laugh 🤣
I think that ALR uses the perfume to cover the body smell😆😆😆😆
I’m so thankful for your videos rn salty 😭 I been dealing with heartbreak & this has been a great distraction 🖤
Your commentary just sends me, and it’s freaking hilarious! Keep up the good work, dear sodium filled crustacean ❤️
Ok I’m sorry I’m double commenting but I am fucking screaming at the “government shut off” she’s so unreal 💀💀💀
i love you salty crab. thanks for uploading so often
Same!!
i wish she had a skincare phase .
Ah yes, back when she used towelettes only and not washed her face too. The good old days.
The slow motion has me ROLLING
needed a salty video today, a headache is kicking my ass! much luv as always 🩷
My husband snores like mad, so tonight i binge watching your channel, thanks for the laughs.
The slow motion dusty laugh 😂😂
Gorl you're fucking hilarious. I love your edits.
Thank you so much!! I really appreciate it!!
Beck's financial situation with Amber sounds exactly like financial abuse. A common abuse tool used in narcissist relationships to keep control and makes it harder for their partner to leave now physically. Since they have no money without their partner.
To be fair, I hate it when books don't have the blurbs on the back either. Backs are for blurbs, authors pages are for the back of the book, damn it! XD
Your commentary is the funniest. 😂❤
Crab you honestly have one of the most precious voices and I love it and your salty lil channel ❤🦀 we need a crablynn army!
you’re easily my favorite reaction channel 🥹
lol i love the jumanji beat of the dripping drain - also do not miss having to live with uncaring/oblivious roommates like amber to the point where i would have to leave annoying notes like that, even after having a personal conversation
I watch all the ads salty!! You keep me company as a lonely agoraphobic 👍 ty
I’m agoraphobic too!
13:00 Did she let that other person through first or did she just barge on through while calling out Becky for not holding the door open for her? Because it didn't look like she moved out of the way.
I hate how she rubs soooo hard on her eyes trying to take her make up off 😮
Destiny saying "popcorn and candy" comes to me everytime I consider eating a ton of junk food now and it out some right off
lmfao literally same
Another great video as always. Thank you.
I was craving some saltiness! 🧂 🦀
17:03 TOOK ME OUT LMFAO
those wipes are so harsh on her face. liquid makeup remover would take off the mascara and a cleansing face soap does the rest. oh wait, thats too much work for her!
Boy did I enjoy watching that first part of the clip in which she’s WELL over 500 “elbees” (I actually believe that this was when she first began creeping her way on up to 600 “elbees” in fact!) and she assigns herself a “point” for having done her makeup before filming her absolutely _exhilarating_ vlog. 🙄
Whoa there, Big Al, you’d better check yo’ self before you wreck yo’ self!! You’re flying a bit close to the sun there, don’t ya think?!?! 😂
I talked to my neurologist and she said " Brain has it's own time. You need to go to bed around 10 pm, because human brain takes rest during 10 pm - 12 pm. If you haven't slept during this time, your brain will not get what it needs and no matter how much sleep you will get after, you will feel tired. Which will cause lots of problems later in your life." And damn she was right. Fixing your sleeping helps a lot.
I sometimes stay up until like 4am because I get time to myself.. I have my 3 nieces and nephew.. 2 dogs and 2 cats.. it’s the only time my brain is relaxed 😅
You are literally top teir with our gorl content 🙌👏
She really is. I’ve been watching a lot of The Ankle, but he gets on my nerves almost as much as Amber lol
As someone with diagnosed ME/CFS - and insomnia goes along with it - I hate that people like her just choose to waste the day away. I will forever be a night owl, but I waste so many gorgeous days because I physically cannot get out of bed or simply cannot wake up. So…having the luxury to choose to live that way is insane.
I will say 28 perfumes for a legitimate collector is modest. I'm a collector and have about 40 full size bottles, plus lots of minis, samples, and body sprays. It's a hobby and I enjoy it, but I also use at least two fragrances a day. Amber's collection is a joke though.
Omg Salty the edit of My Heart Will Go On and destiny's laugh...you are the best
Ah the makeup remover “episode” I remember back then watching Trish do this and chit-chat like amber is trying so hard to do and Trish also used a million makeup wipes just a few days before Amber did it. She’s so predictable.. just watch other people and you’ll know what Amber’s content will be, what she’ll like and what she’ll do, and often even what she will say. 😂
4:26 she will never fit into a regular shoe…she likes these particular ones bc they give destiny vibes