Iraqi Law Requires Waiting Period For Suicide Vests

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  • @sushanalone
    @sushanalone 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8158

    I love the inconspicuous Alqaeda Guy and his expert opinion in various videos.

    • @rogerdiogo6893
      @rogerdiogo6893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Reminds me of Neil de Grasse Tyson, expert in everything, wrong in nothing, how Islamic...

    • @manicabawse2867
      @manicabawse2867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@rogerdiogo6893 I love how Neil Tyson star is fading

    • @rogerdiogo6893
      @rogerdiogo6893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@manicabawse2867 I likey how Nasa has Muslims scientists, LOL, such a oxymoron...

    • @rogerdiogo6893
      @rogerdiogo6893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Dave N Real Atheists don´t believe in the religion of AGW or other dogmatic nonsense.

    • @SomethinAintRightHere
      @SomethinAintRightHere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      sushanalone
      My favourite skit he did was 911

  • @ElaborateTiger
    @ElaborateTiger 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10906

    The only thing that stops a bad guy with a suicide vest is a good guy with a suicide vest.

    • @gumbyshrimp2606
      @gumbyshrimp2606 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Janusz Reguła yet you still felt the need to comment about it.
      Are you that desperate for attention?

    • @jeffreyjdesir
      @jeffreyjdesir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Wal Nutz perhaps you're projecting your former thoughts of self-worth defined by social attention on his decicion; maybe because you reason that that's the only reason YOU'D decide to comment that.
      Or maybe, he doesn't care. and neither need you. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @morganhillfightclub2996
      @morganhillfightclub2996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@jeffreyjdesir or mabey your self worth is in the toilet so thats why you need to project your own views of yourself onto others

    • @ThatOneRandomSteve
      @ThatOneRandomSteve 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Sometimes they're the same guy depending on your perspective

    • @nathangamble125
      @nathangamble125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Can we just agree that we all have no self esteem, and need gratification from TH-cam comments to feel good about ourselves? (Please? Don't tell me it's just me!)

  • @hemipemi
    @hemipemi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3598

    "The way I knew them growing up, it was a tradition, the family got around, they gathered explosives from around the neighbourhood" LOL - he makes it sound so wholesome.

    • @basedblackbeard4456
      @basedblackbeard4456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Lol he's the funniest guy in these skits.

    • @elocore1702
      @elocore1702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I laughed so hard at that

    • @hemipemi
      @hemipemi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@basedblackbeard4456 His whole character is a brilliant satire on the way that talk shows often do bring spokespeople for extremist groups onto panel shows.

    • @bigdickmcgee3293
      @bigdickmcgee3293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      then theres osama with his kamikaze planes. he has to make everything competitive.

    • @ipodtouch495
      @ipodtouch495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@bigdickmcgee3293 Christ it's always a fucking competition with him. I outdo him once in 1997 and he goes and flies two planes into the twin towers just to spite me.

  • @Boi5654
    @Boi5654 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5112

    give the teachers the vests to protect the kids

    • @muuundotarde7914
      @muuundotarde7914 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      vlatko suprisingly its been relevant for the last 50 years.

    • @idontcare6736
      @idontcare6736 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Allahu Algebra

    • @BAGELMENSK
      @BAGELMENSK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Better yet, give em to the kids.

    • @james10739
      @james10739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's a bit counterproductive

    • @baconwizard
      @baconwizard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      James Holbrook I’d give a few people suicide vests in my school

  • @burnout02urza
    @burnout02urza 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1230

    Suicide vest live-firing:
    "Okay, watch carefully- I'm only going to do this once."

    • @fletch84
      @fletch84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How's it going?

    • @Li01018
      @Li01018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Underrated lmfao

    • @kafkaesk3449
      @kafkaesk3449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "I can't hear you, do it again"

    • @nmgscp
      @nmgscp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Reminds me Allo Allo

    • @woox200sx
      @woox200sx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sorry. I blinked. Can you do it again?

  • @Diditallforthexp
    @Diditallforthexp 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5271

    No one can tell me I can't own a suicide vest to defend my home and family from intruders

    • @justinebeaver1419
      @justinebeaver1419 11 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      Diditallforthexp I can tell that you're being sarcastic, and that's not nice. Don't you realize that this is a serious subject?
      And another thing.....people shouldn't have a waiting period to get a suicide vest to defend their home. Something bad could happen while they're waiting.

    • @Diditallforthexp
      @Diditallforthexp 11 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      You're absolutely right. Vests in all their forms should be given more respect.

    • @justinebeaver1419
      @justinebeaver1419 11 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Diditallforthexp
      It's nice to know that we're sympatico. Also, thank you for not saying _"there forms"_ ;o)

    • @justinebeaver1419
      @justinebeaver1419 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ***** Yes, I have a suicide-vested interest in doing so.

    • @justinebeaver1419
      @justinebeaver1419 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** _"um that pun was the point of my msg"_
      No shit, Sherlock. By the powers suicide-vested in me, I give you a 10 out of 10 for being an impolite scoundrel.
      Have a nice day.....and may the SchwarTz be with you (*_~)

  • @fartx211
    @fartx211 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4113

    Omar Al Farouq is hands down the funniest guy on ONN

    • @Neeboopsh
      @Neeboopsh 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Eugler lader corbin of a sourbait crumular ruestripe corbin. or stralesafe ergon

    • @YuiFunami
      @YuiFunami 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      best character

    • @adog3129
      @adog3129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      agreed.

    • @iamsheel
      @iamsheel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      fartx211 he is the only accurate depiction of a middle eastern guy in the whole western media

    • @elpistolero9394
      @elpistolero9394 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *CNN

  • @junoguten
    @junoguten 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1527

    Of course they shouldn't ban all suicide vests, just those horrible assault suicide vests ;)

    • @schwartzhoffsteven
      @schwartzhoffsteven 10 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Those are just aesthetic distinctions. Admit it assault vests can be used for hunting just like bolt-action vests or breech loading vests :)

    • @junoguten
      @junoguten 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      steven schwartzhoff Yeah but unlike assault suicide vests, those have only the abilities that are strictly necessary for hunting.

    • @erex9875
      @erex9875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      junoguten the reason we don’t want to banned assault weapons is because if our government ever turns on us and we want to revolt we need the same weapons as them

    • @noahl6581
      @noahl6581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@erex9875 ok, wot

    • @fakkuyu641
      @fakkuyu641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bruh, they just look scary but they are semi automatic suicide vests, what a poptart

  • @fatevzero4337
    @fatevzero4337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    That guy should've said "I'm actually wearing one right now. It's my good luck sucide vest... I wear it every Thursday."

  • @FreelanceDev4life
    @FreelanceDev4life 5 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    I love that guy playing the Al Qaeda operative. He ALWAYS nails his part. Hey ONN, can we have a playlist with just him please?

    • @mustafam956
      @mustafam956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I concur!

    • @annoyedok321
      @annoyedok321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He's only in 3 videos I think. Other 2 are 9-11

    • @mithunvasudevan7796
      @mithunvasudevan7796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      He is in just 4 videos I think. One is this one. Others are that construction delay one, conspiracy theory one and twilight one.

    • @matthew8153
      @matthew8153 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mithunvasudevan7796
      Don’t forget the decoy Muslims video.

  • @aj-oo2
    @aj-oo2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    The way he talked about how wasteful it is to grant a vest bomb to a child had me dying 😂

    • @bengal4047
      @bengal4047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Sounds like you were careless w/ your vest

  • @michaelibrahim9275
    @michaelibrahim9275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    Finding an onion video you haven’t watched is like finding diamonds

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Miiiiine diaaaamooooonds

    • @PresidentialWinner
      @PresidentialWinner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah i'm going throught all of them from old to new until i see a dip in quality. These old ones are the best.

    • @justrandomthings319
      @justrandomthings319 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Especially the old ones.

    • @tek6423
      @tek6423 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey, Tom Shillue from Red Eye.

  • @Turtletanks
    @Turtletanks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1927

    I love how this satirizes both sides of the gun control argument

    • @mrvocabulary6794
      @mrvocabulary6794 6 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      I like how one can't tell what the political opinions of ONN writers are!

    • @seamoose9039
      @seamoose9039 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Something I would like to see more of in modern "comedy"

    • @zaidabraham7310
      @zaidabraham7310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@mrvocabulary6794 Onion was liberal back then, and they are leftists now.

    • @viesturssilins858
      @viesturssilins858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@zaidabraham7310 They have changed drasticly since these good old times. I miss the smart and funny Onion.

    • @zaidabraham7310
      @zaidabraham7310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@viesturssilins858 They write loads of funny articles now. The Onion is probably the last bastion of sense in mainstream(ish) news companies.

  • @briemkiki827
    @briemkiki827 16 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    "they do care who they blow up," lol, this was hilarious.

    • @johnpiers2786
      @johnpiers2786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      briemkiki827
      2020 here,best wishes.Hope you are doing well

    • @oracle8192
      @oracle8192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How's it is going? Been a while ehh?

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You still alive, briemkiki?

  • @heather7198
    @heather7198 6 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    “Number one, they do care who they blow up” 😭😂😂😂

    • @matthew8153
      @matthew8153 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You need to make sure it’s a man who’s already had several children to ensure future customers.

  • @redninja37
    @redninja37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    “The colors of the wires and the way they are braided” LOL

  • @tank7474
    @tank7474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "They dont care if youre young or old, if youre sunni or shia''
    just perfect

  • @jakeguy6050
    @jakeguy6050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    "Solving legitimate family feuds" lmao

  • @Ozymandias83
    @Ozymandias83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Suicide vests should be open carry only, and concealed-carry permits for suicide vests should be restricted to law enforcement.

  • @carstenpfundt
    @carstenpfundt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I'm not anti-suicide vest, I'm pro suicide vest safety

  • @kagami222
    @kagami222 16 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    XD
    "very beautiful, the colors of the wires and the way they are braided.."

  • @billp3914
    @billp3914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Kerosene Soaked American flags
    This is too real

  • @Cyfix15
    @Cyfix15 12 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    lol "go out to a range and demonstrate you know how to use it"
    funniest thing i heard all week

    • @PyrrhoVonHyperborea
      @PyrrhoVonHyperborea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All guns should have restrictions like this:
      _Go to a shooting range and show, that you know how to use a suicide vest, first!_ (then we'll talk!)
      It would solve so, *so* many problems . . .

  • @chemicalcreations2022
    @chemicalcreations2022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "Get yourself to a range and demonstrate you know how to use it"...
    This need to be enforced with immediate effect 🤣 10/10

  • @markzepp481
    @markzepp481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    This was actually a wholesome video when the Alqaeda guy mentioned how when he grew up all the kids and the families in the neighbor hood would come together to make a suicide vest

  • @nintendocobra
    @nintendocobra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I’m glad this problem is being revitalized and discussed. As a former human explosive decoy, I believe it is important to protect the infrastructure of my right to make myself into a ticketing time bomb under responsible procedure.

    • @tonoornottono
      @tonoornottono 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      if a time bomb gave me a ticket i would just wait a bit

  • @sangreviento69
    @sangreviento69 16 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "Make sure to keep them away from kerosene soaked American flags, this is how my brother died"
    PRICELESS LOL

  • @A_A_K_123
    @A_A_K_123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Children are too short and his brother was careless. Both good points.

  • @giancarlotorres3520
    @giancarlotorres3520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The Al Queda guy is such a great guest in many videos

  • @chrisbrown4380
    @chrisbrown4380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I have no idea why these are recommended, but honestly I am grateful. I may have binge watched way too many now. I really like the one about delays to 9/11 site memorial and the 13 year old Ohio State kid. As a middle age man, I feel compelled to use vernacular not typically associated with my age group. The ONN is straight 🔥, spittin the best content on the web.

  • @arturslunga4226
    @arturslunga4226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Omar Al Farouq steals the show.... as always!

  • @Playerism
    @Playerism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    The funniest part is an Al Qaeda operative just being there and no one bats an eye haha.

  • @wolverineftw
    @wolverineftw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    It was written in the Iraqi constitution therefore it must hold up the test of time 250 years later

    • @PiyushOpines
      @PiyushOpines 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wolverine FTW yeah, just like all others have been upheld for the 250 years of time, this should also be upheld with the same respect.

    • @N75911_
      @N75911_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes, the bill of rights is a load of shit, especially the 13th amendment

    • @oblivi8games808
      @oblivi8games808 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@N75911_ You are joking right? The bill of rights refers to the first 10 amendments. The thirteenth amendment is not part of the bill of rights. Also don't woooosh me i know that you are joking about the thirteenth amendment being bad as well as the others.

    • @isaacg5438
      @isaacg5438 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      N75911 The right to remain silent and free speech? What a piece of shit right?

    • @ikillstupidcomments
      @ikillstupidcomments 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@isaacg5438 The right wing doesn't give a shit about either, bad example champ.

  • @0Heavy0Metal0
    @0Heavy0Metal0 13 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I totally agree with the part about children. They explode much too low to the ground to do much damge. And let's not overlook the family bonding experience, as finding all the explosives and bringing them all together, like the Arab gentleman mentioned, is a tradition and heritage that each family passes down over the years. Good job bring this issue to light.

  • @erickreyes9707
    @erickreyes9707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The colors of the wires and the way they are braided..

  • @arielmyo
    @arielmyo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'm sorry about your brother. may his soul rest in peace

  • @trillionairebyinflation8527
    @trillionairebyinflation8527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Jokes about suicide attacks are incredibly offensive and insensitive. My father died in 9/11. He called me from the plane and I'll never forget his last words.
    He said to me "Allah akbar".

    • @danielleouano2487
      @danielleouano2487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Tatsujiro Kurogane i think ur the one who didn’t get the joke

    • @fartyperson
      @fartyperson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@danielleouano2487 i think ur the one who didn’t get the joke
      ;=)

    • @andrewmorris483
      @andrewmorris483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's incredibly insensitive and astoundingly funny.

    • @microRiZu
      @microRiZu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BOOS TIZI YA GA7BA

    • @trillionairebyinflation8527
      @trillionairebyinflation8527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@microRiZu yes I would like some nice crayons

  • @stap648
    @stap648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Responsible and proper manner"

  • @irurwurst
    @irurwurst ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the way they take something that could be a really tasteless and insensitive joke premise and turn it into a critique of gun discourse in a way where someone who came here WANTING the tasteless joke might not even realize they're not getting it until halfway through is incredible.

  • @themadcommenter826
    @themadcommenter826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    *"Legitimate family fueds"*

  • @IkeandMike1
    @IkeandMike1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I can't stop laughing, Omar Al-Farouq is on the panel

  • @cliffordbanes1548
    @cliffordbanes1548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thank you, Julianna. I got three shirts for less than $129.99!

  • @lumberpilot
    @lumberpilot ปีที่แล้ว +4

    People fail to understand that suicide vests only became popular after the push for suicide pants failed miserably.

  • @stephaniecarrow4898
    @stephaniecarrow4898 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's good that they included at least one expert on the panel.

  • @trje246
    @trje246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The real message here is that the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a suicide vest, is a good guy with a suicide vest. amirite?

  • @ejhockey
    @ejhockey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "The colors in the wires and how they are braided." lmao

  • @plebeianprint
    @plebeianprint 17 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    oh man. they recorded this segment with a straight face. that's the best part.

  • @anthonyscully2998
    @anthonyscully2998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It should be put be put in the constitution. Every American should have the right to wear a vest

  • @stevevaughn7920
    @stevevaughn7920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Onion we need you now more than ever!!! Please come back!!!!

  • @pointpoint10
    @pointpoint10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I've been thinking a lot about Clifford Banes a lot these days, as I'm sure we all are.

  • @R_A_3000
    @R_A_3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I think there should be a mandatory training class after a person purchases their suicide vest.

  • @yodellikeyoumeanit09
    @yodellikeyoumeanit09 13 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This did a good job of bringing light to an important issue. I think that enforcing suicide vest safety laws is just a waste of tax payers money

  • @VGamingJunkieVT
    @VGamingJunkieVT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Iraqi Simpsons:
    Homer: I'd kill you if I had my vest!
    Raphael: Well, ya don't.

  • @Boi5654
    @Boi5654 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    but i need one to protect my family and show off to my friends

  • @iaexo
    @iaexo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just started laughing the moment the camera panned to Omar Al-Farouq

  • @vexivero
    @vexivero 10 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    loll..he was careless XD

  • @ykmalachi
    @ykmalachi 17 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It is about time the Iraqi Government finally addressed this issue. It shows that they are taking the running of their nation seriously.
    We Americans should not have to make all the laws there.

  • @TomerMMHA
    @TomerMMHA 16 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh, that last one at the end killed me. With his brother and the flag. Unbelievable.
    They probably laugh their asses off shooting these. It's amazing how serious they are. They're amazing, all of them.

  • @expertmarketingpro2967
    @expertmarketingpro2967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As Charlton Heston once said, “the only way they’ll take my suicide vest is from my cold dead hand!”

  • @OMGLOL381
    @OMGLOL381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Why now am I only getting these in my recommendations? Where was you years ago TH-cam?

  • @anima099
    @anima099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    How many takes before they all just stopped laughing?

    • @joimumu
      @joimumu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m guessing over 300 times

  • @knasbollolo
    @knasbollolo 15 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Awesome as always.

  • @djones02
    @djones02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Maybe they should be required to join a well respected national club before they can own a vest.
    Also ban the dangerous assault vests.
    Padded vests and vest silencers shouldn't be allowed.
    Camo and black vests look scary and should be banned.

  • @Ome99
    @Ome99 15 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    LOL XD, the al-qaida guy, i was rolling on the floor laughing when he suddenly showed up in the video.

  • @sawyernorthrop4078
    @sawyernorthrop4078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "number one, they do care who they blow up"

  • @drnapalm7605
    @drnapalm7605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a an ar15 ak gun owner this shit is still gold

  • @nathangamble125
    @nathangamble125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is an attack on a person's right to die! Think of all the people who will have to resort to a humiliating and painful death in hospital or a hospice, or pay for expensive euthanasia in Switzerland rather than going out in a blaze of glory (and possibly even taking infidels with them!).

  • @modemmack
    @modemmack 17 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Now this is a polished, nicely constructed, topical bit 'o satire. This small sketch has more comedy in it than the entire movie "Meet the Spartans".

  • @TsukiNaito1
    @TsukiNaito1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love that they brought an Iraqi voice to speak on the issue. Stay woke, Onion News.

  • @scottweeks5516
    @scottweeks5516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "They gathered explosives from around the neighborhood"😂

  • @TheLeviathanZero
    @TheLeviathanZero 14 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Clifford Banes needs to get his act together.

  • @stevevaughn7920
    @stevevaughn7920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Omar Al-Farouq 2020!

  • @Whatsayoutuber
    @Whatsayoutuber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    god an extra layer to onion videos on TH-cam is finding some comments where you genuinely can’t tell if they’re serious or satirical 😌😌😂😂

  • @afatcatfromsweden
    @afatcatfromsweden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How dare they infringe on the iraqi rights!

  • @aspenvideos
    @aspenvideos 17 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    " I dont think its fair to be treated as a criminal for simply using a suicide vest in a responsible and proper manner "

  • @ihopcsx
    @ihopcsx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This channel is in the top 10

  • @cheydinal5401
    @cheydinal5401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This video is so old, when it was uploaded, Hillary Clinton was still ahead in the delegate count against Obama (February 7th 2008, 2 days after the first Super Tuesday, HRC 1056 vs. Obama 1036)

  • @DavidZMediaisAwesome
    @DavidZMediaisAwesome ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love that the one guy keeps changing his opinions as he hears new ones that sound vaguely reasonable

  • @smickles
    @smickles 14 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I feel like I could watch the stuff that The Onion puts out all day long.

  • @seanhartnett79
    @seanhartnett79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Literally more productive than the us on gun control.

  • @Racingirl911
    @Racingirl911 14 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    OMG!! I almost peed my pants laughing at this one!! I absolutely love "The Onion News"!

  • @Chevo777
    @Chevo777 15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Another great video. Really funny!!

  • @juzoli
    @juzoli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That’s exactly how ridiculous gun control arguments sounds for people outside the US:D

  • @atlys258
    @atlys258 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Holy shit Idk how I missed this one when I was younger, but this had me fucking crying 😂

    • @Rocky-w5r
      @Rocky-w5r ปีที่แล้ว

      When the onion was funny before it became boring.

  • @bigbaba1111
    @bigbaba1111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That's so underrated. 😂

  • @Sejahar
    @Sejahar 16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    True, I love how "reasonable" he is.

  • @Reid573
    @Reid573 15 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love the clips when the have the Al-Quada operative on the panel. Classic!

  • @ankomitarashi7083
    @ankomitarashi7083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Five day waiting period, more like 5 more days of planning! Always a silver lining :)

  • @guitarwriter1
    @guitarwriter1 17 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    embroidery!?! children are too short!?!
    I love The Onion!

  • @elijahwilliams381
    @elijahwilliams381 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Better than mainstream news any day.

  • @kght222
    @kght222 12 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    lmao, the season starts with episode 2. they really know how to take a joke over the edge.

  • @deleted-something
    @deleted-something ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Very interesting take, I think they should really reduce the waiting period to just 2 days

  • @prussiangermansoldier2987
    @prussiangermansoldier2987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Since it says the onion was founded in 1896 I wanna see some historical pieces

    • @alexm566
      @alexm566 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/5cCLJieV9IY/w-d-xo.html

  • @wom_Bat
    @wom_Bat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Idk why my nf hates these videos. They are cultural gold and need to be preserved.

  • @josiahhockenberry9846
    @josiahhockenberry9846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Next they'll be tryin' ta take away our rpgs! How am I supposed to feed my family without being able to instantly turn an animal into hamburger!?

  • @MrThrib
    @MrThrib 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Absolute genius

  • @DenaL112
    @DenaL112 13 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love the Onion! No napalm vests-that is outrageous! LOL

  • @user-mp9xz8yg4j
    @user-mp9xz8yg4j 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Omar Al-Farouq, one of the best Onion characters!

  • @OVXX666
    @OVXX666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    thought i was watching fox news for a second

    • @GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou
      @GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That one balding white guy, Mark Woodson, looks like he would fit right in on *Fox* _news._

  • @Hero1957
    @Hero1957 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am so happy you can take a joke, but you are so right. Somebody will watch this and tell a friend what they saw on the news. I am glad we both got a chuckle from this though.
    I offer you a hand clasp across the miles my friend, until we can meet.