Wal Nutz perhaps you're projecting your former thoughts of self-worth defined by social attention on his decicion; maybe because you reason that that's the only reason YOU'D decide to comment that. Or maybe, he doesn't care. and neither need you. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Can we just agree that we all have no self esteem, and need gratification from TH-cam comments to feel good about ourselves? (Please? Don't tell me it's just me!)
"The way I knew them growing up, it was a tradition, the family got around, they gathered explosives from around the neighbourhood" LOL - he makes it sound so wholesome.
@@basedblackbeard4456 His whole character is a brilliant satire on the way that talk shows often do bring spokespeople for extremist groups onto panel shows.
@@bigdickmcgee3293 Christ it's always a fucking competition with him. I outdo him once in 1997 and he goes and flies two planes into the twin towers just to spite me.
Diditallforthexp I can tell that you're being sarcastic, and that's not nice. Don't you realize that this is a serious subject? And another thing.....people shouldn't have a waiting period to get a suicide vest to defend their home. Something bad could happen while they're waiting.
***** _"um that pun was the point of my msg"_ No shit, Sherlock. By the powers suicide-vested in me, I give you a 10 out of 10 for being an impolite scoundrel. Have a nice day.....and may the SchwarTz be with you (*_~)
junoguten the reason we don’t want to banned assault weapons is because if our government ever turns on us and we want to revolt we need the same weapons as them
All guns should have restrictions like this: _Go to a shooting range and show, that you know how to use a suicide vest, first!_ (then we'll talk!) It would solve so, *so* many problems . . .
This was actually a wholesome video when the Alqaeda guy mentioned how when he grew up all the kids and the families in the neighbor hood would come together to make a suicide vest
I’m glad this problem is being revitalized and discussed. As a former human explosive decoy, I believe it is important to protect the infrastructure of my right to make myself into a ticketing time bomb under responsible procedure.
I have no idea why these are recommended, but honestly I am grateful. I may have binge watched way too many now. I really like the one about delays to 9/11 site memorial and the 13 year old Ohio State kid. As a middle age man, I feel compelled to use vernacular not typically associated with my age group. The ONN is straight 🔥, spittin the best content on the web.
@@N75911_ You are joking right? The bill of rights refers to the first 10 amendments. The thirteenth amendment is not part of the bill of rights. Also don't woooosh me i know that you are joking about the thirteenth amendment being bad as well as the others.
I totally agree with the part about children. They explode much too low to the ground to do much damge. And let's not overlook the family bonding experience, as finding all the explosives and bringing them all together, like the Arab gentleman mentioned, is a tradition and heritage that each family passes down over the years. Good job bring this issue to light.
Jokes about suicide attacks are incredibly offensive and insensitive. My father died in 9/11. He called me from the plane and I'll never forget his last words. He said to me "Allah akbar".
the way they take something that could be a really tasteless and insensitive joke premise and turn it into a critique of gun discourse in a way where someone who came here WANTING the tasteless joke might not even realize they're not getting it until halfway through is incredible.
It is about time the Iraqi Government finally addressed this issue. It shows that they are taking the running of their nation seriously. We Americans should not have to make all the laws there.
Oh, that last one at the end killed me. With his brother and the flag. Unbelievable. They probably laugh their asses off shooting these. It's amazing how serious they are. They're amazing, all of them.
Maybe they should be required to join a well respected national club before they can own a vest. Also ban the dangerous assault vests. Padded vests and vest silencers shouldn't be allowed. Camo and black vests look scary and should be banned.
This is an attack on a person's right to die! Think of all the people who will have to resort to a humiliating and painful death in hospital or a hospice, or pay for expensive euthanasia in Switzerland rather than going out in a blaze of glory (and possibly even taking infidels with them!).
This video is so old, when it was uploaded, Hillary Clinton was still ahead in the delegate count against Obama (February 7th 2008, 2 days after the first Super Tuesday, HRC 1056 vs. Obama 1036)
I am so happy you can take a joke, but you are so right. Somebody will watch this and tell a friend what they saw on the news. I am glad we both got a chuckle from this though. I offer you a hand clasp across the miles my friend, until we can meet.
I love the inconspicuous Alqaeda Guy and his expert opinion in various videos.
Reminds me of Neil de Grasse Tyson, expert in everything, wrong in nothing, how Islamic...
@@rogerdiogo6893 I love how Neil Tyson star is fading
@@manicabawse2867 I likey how Nasa has Muslims scientists, LOL, such a oxymoron...
@Dave N Real Atheists don´t believe in the religion of AGW or other dogmatic nonsense.
sushanalone
My favourite skit he did was 911
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a suicide vest is a good guy with a suicide vest.
Janusz Reguła yet you still felt the need to comment about it.
Are you that desperate for attention?
Wal Nutz perhaps you're projecting your former thoughts of self-worth defined by social attention on his decicion; maybe because you reason that that's the only reason YOU'D decide to comment that.
Or maybe, he doesn't care. and neither need you. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@jeffreyjdesir or mabey your self worth is in the toilet so thats why you need to project your own views of yourself onto others
Sometimes they're the same guy depending on your perspective
Can we just agree that we all have no self esteem, and need gratification from TH-cam comments to feel good about ourselves? (Please? Don't tell me it's just me!)
"The way I knew them growing up, it was a tradition, the family got around, they gathered explosives from around the neighbourhood" LOL - he makes it sound so wholesome.
Lol he's the funniest guy in these skits.
I laughed so hard at that
@@basedblackbeard4456 His whole character is a brilliant satire on the way that talk shows often do bring spokespeople for extremist groups onto panel shows.
then theres osama with his kamikaze planes. he has to make everything competitive.
@@bigdickmcgee3293 Christ it's always a fucking competition with him. I outdo him once in 1997 and he goes and flies two planes into the twin towers just to spite me.
give the teachers the vests to protect the kids
vlatko suprisingly its been relevant for the last 50 years.
Allahu Algebra
Better yet, give em to the kids.
That's a bit counterproductive
James Holbrook I’d give a few people suicide vests in my school
Suicide vest live-firing:
"Okay, watch carefully- I'm only going to do this once."
How's it going?
Underrated lmfao
"I can't hear you, do it again"
Reminds me Allo Allo
Sorry. I blinked. Can you do it again?
No one can tell me I can't own a suicide vest to defend my home and family from intruders
Diditallforthexp I can tell that you're being sarcastic, and that's not nice. Don't you realize that this is a serious subject?
And another thing.....people shouldn't have a waiting period to get a suicide vest to defend their home. Something bad could happen while they're waiting.
You're absolutely right. Vests in all their forms should be given more respect.
Diditallforthexp
It's nice to know that we're sympatico. Also, thank you for not saying _"there forms"_ ;o)
***** Yes, I have a suicide-vested interest in doing so.
***** _"um that pun was the point of my msg"_
No shit, Sherlock. By the powers suicide-vested in me, I give you a 10 out of 10 for being an impolite scoundrel.
Have a nice day.....and may the SchwarTz be with you (*_~)
Omar Al Farouq is hands down the funniest guy on ONN
Eugler lader corbin of a sourbait crumular ruestripe corbin. or stralesafe ergon
best character
agreed.
fartx211 he is the only accurate depiction of a middle eastern guy in the whole western media
*CNN
Of course they shouldn't ban all suicide vests, just those horrible assault suicide vests ;)
Those are just aesthetic distinctions. Admit it assault vests can be used for hunting just like bolt-action vests or breech loading vests :)
steven schwartzhoff Yeah but unlike assault suicide vests, those have only the abilities that are strictly necessary for hunting.
junoguten the reason we don’t want to banned assault weapons is because if our government ever turns on us and we want to revolt we need the same weapons as them
@@erex9875 ok, wot
Bruh, they just look scary but they are semi automatic suicide vests, what a poptart
That guy should've said "I'm actually wearing one right now. It's my good luck sucide vest... I wear it every Thursday."
Underrated comment 🙌🏻
I love that guy playing the Al Qaeda operative. He ALWAYS nails his part. Hey ONN, can we have a playlist with just him please?
I concur!
He's only in 3 videos I think. Other 2 are 9-11
He is in just 4 videos I think. One is this one. Others are that construction delay one, conspiracy theory one and twilight one.
@@mithunvasudevan7796
Don’t forget the decoy Muslims video.
The way he talked about how wasteful it is to grant a vest bomb to a child had me dying 😂
Sounds like you were careless w/ your vest
Finding an onion video you haven’t watched is like finding diamonds
Miiiiine diaaaamooooonds
Yeah i'm going throught all of them from old to new until i see a dip in quality. These old ones are the best.
Especially the old ones.
Hey, Tom Shillue from Red Eye.
I love how this satirizes both sides of the gun control argument
I like how one can't tell what the political opinions of ONN writers are!
Something I would like to see more of in modern "comedy"
@@mrvocabulary6794 Onion was liberal back then, and they are leftists now.
@@zaidabraham7310 They have changed drasticly since these good old times. I miss the smart and funny Onion.
@@viesturssilins858 They write loads of funny articles now. The Onion is probably the last bastion of sense in mainstream(ish) news companies.
"they do care who they blow up," lol, this was hilarious.
briemkiki827
2020 here,best wishes.Hope you are doing well
How's it is going? Been a while ehh?
You still alive, briemkiki?
“Number one, they do care who they blow up” 😭😂😂😂
You need to make sure it’s a man who’s already had several children to ensure future customers.
“The colors of the wires and the way they are braided” LOL
"They dont care if youre young or old, if youre sunni or shia''
just perfect
"Solving legitimate family feuds" lmao
Suicide vests should be open carry only, and concealed-carry permits for suicide vests should be restricted to law enforcement.
I'm not anti-suicide vest, I'm pro suicide vest safety
XD
"very beautiful, the colors of the wires and the way they are braided.."
Kerosene Soaked American flags
This is too real
lol "go out to a range and demonstrate you know how to use it"
funniest thing i heard all week
All guns should have restrictions like this:
_Go to a shooting range and show, that you know how to use a suicide vest, first!_ (then we'll talk!)
It would solve so, *so* many problems . . .
"Get yourself to a range and demonstrate you know how to use it"...
This need to be enforced with immediate effect 🤣 10/10
This was actually a wholesome video when the Alqaeda guy mentioned how when he grew up all the kids and the families in the neighbor hood would come together to make a suicide vest
I’m glad this problem is being revitalized and discussed. As a former human explosive decoy, I believe it is important to protect the infrastructure of my right to make myself into a ticketing time bomb under responsible procedure.
if a time bomb gave me a ticket i would just wait a bit
"Make sure to keep them away from kerosene soaked American flags, this is how my brother died"
PRICELESS LOL
Children are too short and his brother was careless. Both good points.
The Al Queda guy is such a great guest in many videos
I have no idea why these are recommended, but honestly I am grateful. I may have binge watched way too many now. I really like the one about delays to 9/11 site memorial and the 13 year old Ohio State kid. As a middle age man, I feel compelled to use vernacular not typically associated with my age group. The ONN is straight 🔥, spittin the best content on the web.
Omar Al Farouq steals the show.... as always!
The funniest part is an Al Qaeda operative just being there and no one bats an eye haha.
It was written in the Iraqi constitution therefore it must hold up the test of time 250 years later
Wolverine FTW yeah, just like all others have been upheld for the 250 years of time, this should also be upheld with the same respect.
Yes, the bill of rights is a load of shit, especially the 13th amendment
@@N75911_ You are joking right? The bill of rights refers to the first 10 amendments. The thirteenth amendment is not part of the bill of rights. Also don't woooosh me i know that you are joking about the thirteenth amendment being bad as well as the others.
N75911 The right to remain silent and free speech? What a piece of shit right?
@@isaacg5438 The right wing doesn't give a shit about either, bad example champ.
I totally agree with the part about children. They explode much too low to the ground to do much damge. And let's not overlook the family bonding experience, as finding all the explosives and bringing them all together, like the Arab gentleman mentioned, is a tradition and heritage that each family passes down over the years. Good job bring this issue to light.
The colors of the wires and the way they are braided..
I'm sorry about your brother. may his soul rest in peace
*pieces
Jokes about suicide attacks are incredibly offensive and insensitive. My father died in 9/11. He called me from the plane and I'll never forget his last words.
He said to me "Allah akbar".
Tatsujiro Kurogane i think ur the one who didn’t get the joke
@@danielleouano2487 i think ur the one who didn’t get the joke
;=)
That's incredibly insensitive and astoundingly funny.
BOOS TIZI YA GA7BA
@@microRiZu yes I would like some nice crayons
"Responsible and proper manner"
the way they take something that could be a really tasteless and insensitive joke premise and turn it into a critique of gun discourse in a way where someone who came here WANTING the tasteless joke might not even realize they're not getting it until halfway through is incredible.
*"Legitimate family fueds"*
I can't stop laughing, Omar Al-Farouq is on the panel
Thank you, Julianna. I got three shirts for less than $129.99!
People fail to understand that suicide vests only became popular after the push for suicide pants failed miserably.
It's good that they included at least one expert on the panel.
The real message here is that the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a suicide vest, is a good guy with a suicide vest. amirite?
"The colors in the wires and how they are braided." lmao
oh man. they recorded this segment with a straight face. that's the best part.
It should be put be put in the constitution. Every American should have the right to wear a vest
Onion we need you now more than ever!!! Please come back!!!!
I've been thinking a lot about Clifford Banes a lot these days, as I'm sure we all are.
I think there should be a mandatory training class after a person purchases their suicide vest.
This did a good job of bringing light to an important issue. I think that enforcing suicide vest safety laws is just a waste of tax payers money
Iraqi Simpsons:
Homer: I'd kill you if I had my vest!
Raphael: Well, ya don't.
but i need one to protect my family and show off to my friends
I just started laughing the moment the camera panned to Omar Al-Farouq
loll..he was careless XD
It is about time the Iraqi Government finally addressed this issue. It shows that they are taking the running of their nation seriously.
We Americans should not have to make all the laws there.
Oh, that last one at the end killed me. With his brother and the flag. Unbelievable.
They probably laugh their asses off shooting these. It's amazing how serious they are. They're amazing, all of them.
As Charlton Heston once said, “the only way they’ll take my suicide vest is from my cold dead hand!”
And it will be, literally, just the hand.
Why now am I only getting these in my recommendations? Where was you years ago TH-cam?
How many takes before they all just stopped laughing?
I’m guessing over 300 times
Awesome as always.
Maybe they should be required to join a well respected national club before they can own a vest.
Also ban the dangerous assault vests.
Padded vests and vest silencers shouldn't be allowed.
Camo and black vests look scary and should be banned.
LOL XD, the al-qaida guy, i was rolling on the floor laughing when he suddenly showed up in the video.
"number one, they do care who they blow up"
As a an ar15 ak gun owner this shit is still gold
This is an attack on a person's right to die! Think of all the people who will have to resort to a humiliating and painful death in hospital or a hospice, or pay for expensive euthanasia in Switzerland rather than going out in a blaze of glory (and possibly even taking infidels with them!).
Now this is a polished, nicely constructed, topical bit 'o satire. This small sketch has more comedy in it than the entire movie "Meet the Spartans".
I love that they brought an Iraqi voice to speak on the issue. Stay woke, Onion News.
"They gathered explosives from around the neighborhood"😂
Clifford Banes needs to get his act together.
Omar Al-Farouq 2020!
god an extra layer to onion videos on TH-cam is finding some comments where you genuinely can’t tell if they’re serious or satirical 😌😌😂😂
How dare they infringe on the iraqi rights!
" I dont think its fair to be treated as a criminal for simply using a suicide vest in a responsible and proper manner "
This channel is in the top 10
This video is so old, when it was uploaded, Hillary Clinton was still ahead in the delegate count against Obama (February 7th 2008, 2 days after the first Super Tuesday, HRC 1056 vs. Obama 1036)
I love that the one guy keeps changing his opinions as he hears new ones that sound vaguely reasonable
I feel like I could watch the stuff that The Onion puts out all day long.
Literally more productive than the us on gun control.
OMG!! I almost peed my pants laughing at this one!! I absolutely love "The Onion News"!
Another great video. Really funny!!
That’s exactly how ridiculous gun control arguments sounds for people outside the US:D
Holy shit Idk how I missed this one when I was younger, but this had me fucking crying 😂
When the onion was funny before it became boring.
That's so underrated. 😂
True, I love how "reasonable" he is.
I love the clips when the have the Al-Quada operative on the panel. Classic!
Five day waiting period, more like 5 more days of planning! Always a silver lining :)
embroidery!?! children are too short!?!
I love The Onion!
Better than mainstream news any day.
lmao, the season starts with episode 2. they really know how to take a joke over the edge.
Very interesting take, I think they should really reduce the waiting period to just 2 days
Since it says the onion was founded in 1896 I wanna see some historical pieces
th-cam.com/video/5cCLJieV9IY/w-d-xo.html
Idk why my nf hates these videos. They are cultural gold and need to be preserved.
Nf?
Your new father?
Next they'll be tryin' ta take away our rpgs! How am I supposed to feed my family without being able to instantly turn an animal into hamburger!?
Absolute genius
I love the Onion! No napalm vests-that is outrageous! LOL
Omar Al-Farouq, one of the best Onion characters!
thought i was watching fox news for a second
That one balding white guy, Mark Woodson, looks like he would fit right in on *Fox* _news._
I am so happy you can take a joke, but you are so right. Somebody will watch this and tell a friend what they saw on the news. I am glad we both got a chuckle from this though.
I offer you a hand clasp across the miles my friend, until we can meet.