Basically, Black Mage [FFXIV]

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.ย. 2024
  • Wishlist Not Only Nine! ► store.steampow... Black Mage x Eno-chan together forever ♥ HEALERS ADJUST!
    I'm making a game! ► / notonlynine
    Full FFXIV Playlist ► • Final Fantasy XIV Videos
    My equipment ► www.amazon.com...
    ----------
    Follow my dumb Twitter ► / larryzaur
    Like my dumb Facebook ► / larryzaur
    Discord server ► / discord
    ----------
    ★THANK YOU to my VIP Patrons who make this possible:★
    Jun Karasu, Talya Andor, Fell Cleave Armory, Camille, ZeracX, Kaia Tarikas, faiarrow, Lily Black
    ★And my HERO patrons who go above and beyond:★
    Glitch, Mitch Weller, Katy Bradley, Qatar948, Chris "Magusware" Armitt, Jessi, Valaeus, Jade Scarlet
    I love you guys! \ (´;ω;`) / You're the reason I can keep doing this!
    ----------
    HEALER, WHY DIDN'T YOU ADJUST?!
    See you in the next ones!
    ----------
    This video is of my own editing and voice overs.
    Royalty free music thanks to - www.bensound.com/

ความคิดเห็น • 1.4K

  • @taruthemenace
    @taruthemenace 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1294

    Don't cry for the 600k black dye, cry for the equally expensive white dye that was already on the thing.

  • @AxHell1993
    @AxHell1993 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3000

    "I am the DPS, and all these people behind me are the support" Yup that's the Black Mage's credo right here

    • @Thiesi
      @Thiesi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      As a Black Mage, I approve of this point of view.

    • @I_Crit_My_Pants
      @I_Crit_My_Pants 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@Thiesi As a tank who's partnered with a healer, I approve of letting those kinds of dps have aggro and then not healing them and teabagging their corpse :)

    • @spektre2K9
      @spektre2K9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@I_Crit_My_Pants geez you must be great at parties

    • @I_Crit_My_Pants
      @I_Crit_My_Pants 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@spektre2K9 You know who's not great at parties? The dps, they come in and ruin the place and then the tank and healer have to spend the next 3 days clearing up their mess.

    • @Nicole-dk1cn
      @Nicole-dk1cn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@I_Crit_My_Pants Explain your mentality to me because I'm not understanding it. Black Mage is one of the highest dps in the game, but they're penalized heavily by movement. All BLM brings to a fight is that dps, they don't have true party support. So why are you getting mad at them doing their job? Maybe this is because I'm coming to this game from a WoW raiding mentality but mechanics assignments should always go to the class best equipped to handle them without taking a dps loss.

  • @gabyloresis
    @gabyloresis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1827

    Okay so I'm not a BLM but based on this they can be summarized with two sentences. "Explosion!!!" and "Healers, why didn't you adjust?"

    • @FinalShadow17
      @FinalShadow17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      and also "I'm not moving"

    • @mattnimbus6437
      @mattnimbus6437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FinalShadow17 I'd like your comment but its at 69 and I'm not gonna be the one to cross that threshold

    • @hoofarted
      @hoofarted 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mattnimbus6437 same

    • @chriskayyy1808
      @chriskayyy1808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Megumin

    • @WorthTheRiskGaming
      @WorthTheRiskGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You arent pro black lives matter?

  • @FTW1230
    @FTW1230 7 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    Ast: so blm, i hear you like big numbers
    blm: perhaps
    *enhanced balance*
    Tank: fucking stop!

    • @natebug1976
      @natebug1976 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Green Bandit *crits 25k explosion.*

    • @ST3V3NK0M
      @ST3V3NK0M 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      28k is my highest

    • @FTW1230
      @FTW1230 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this makes me wonder the absolute highest damage that can be achieved. full det, ast/brd buffs, food buffs, int pot, ect. someone needs to do it

    • @ST3V3NK0M
      @ST3V3NK0M 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      u don't want full det for max dmg trust me :))

    • @TheCrimsonKodiak
      @TheCrimsonKodiak 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joshua Nivens oh cool! I have an Au Ra lancer on that server! What FC are you a part of?

  • @Webberjo
    @Webberjo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    Every BLM knows that feeling when Enochian fades with 0.01s left on your Blizzard IV cast.

    • @Larryzaur
      @Larryzaur  7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Webberjo I cri every tim ;;

    • @tenkochammi
      @tenkochammi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      the pain

    • @Zhombeee
      @Zhombeee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Webberjo the anguish

    • @EsmenettaRien
      @EsmenettaRien 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Even worse when someone killsteals your target

    • @kater2k
      @kater2k 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      T_T lol

  • @flutterbutter2728
    @flutterbutter2728 7 ปีที่แล้ว +913

    My life as a healer
    *keeps party in top form* "healer Y U NO dps?"
    *agrees to use cleric stance* "healer Y U NO adjust?"

    • @Tirryna
      @Tirryna 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      This is why I only DPS when I can. Healers heal, nerds!!!

    • @willwalcott6853
      @willwalcott6853 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Cleric stance is the bane of my existence. It just needs to go.

    • @flutterbutter2728
      @flutterbutter2728 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      To an extent I agree. A healer's role is to heal not dps. But until our damage scales off mind and at half of a normal dps we'll expected to dps.

    • @Kiobao
      @Kiobao 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *reads now 2 weeks later* Hm, guess that live letter 8 days ago was some great news for you 2 with cleric stance being a buff and mind buffing damage.

    • @ikonihk
      @ikonihk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      i never understood how players have the time to focus on what other players are doing instead of worrying about themselves?? i’m too busy trying to efficiently make use of all my weaponskills

  • @jessyochoa8291
    @jessyochoa8291 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Back here in 2024 to say Larry manifested moving leylines back in 2017 for us now ❤️😂

  • @DJBSharpMusic
    @DJBSharpMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "Once You Go Black" and "Never Go Back" were two quest names that had me in stitches. I wasn't expecting it at all, and I probably should have, considering this game has a wicked sense of humor.

    • @hokagejason4732
      @hokagejason4732 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol I remember that. The references in xiv really caught me off guard with how versatile they were. Another one I distinctly remember was a Fate in north shroud called "smells like tree spirit", a reference to a nirvana song. ARR/1.0 was full of amazing references/puns.

    • @DJBSharpMusic
      @DJBSharpMusic ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hokagejason4732 there was also "Fear and Odin in the Shroud", which is a great one

  • @MaskofFayt
    @MaskofFayt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1861

    What do you call a Blackmage that loses enochian? Emochian.

    • @Larryzaur
      @Larryzaur  7 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      FUCKING FUCK

    • @tessajalloh3914
      @tessajalloh3914 7 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Whatcha call a black mage who only uses physical attacks? a Wackmage.
      What do you call a Black Mage crow? a Squawkmage.
      What would a Black mage use to travel to work? Train s'pose.
      When a black mage is being chased by the police, which one shouts Freeze?

    • @Larryzaur
      @Larryzaur  7 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      THIS NEEDS TO STOP

    • @IgnisAstrorum
      @IgnisAstrorum 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      What do you call a Black Mage that is in love?
      No clue
      I'm bad with jokes

    • @KingDusk278
      @KingDusk278 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      MaskofFayt Huh we usually call them beginners

  • @PJMiaga
    @PJMiaga 6 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    You inspired me to main Black Mage
    "I'm one with the leylines, the leylines are with me" killed me!

  • @JaysonWaterfalls88
    @JaysonWaterfalls88 7 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    As a whm main this is the only time I've heard "healers why didn't you adjust?" and not been pissed off 😂😂

    • @kevinsantos5050
      @kevinsantos5050 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      wait ppl really say and do that? so healer indeed need to adjust that's why my dps was low I was doing the mechanics and running away from the aoes!, I have seen the light HEALERS NEED TO ADJUST!

  • @Rohariel
    @Rohariel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2253

    130 Dislikes?
    Healers need to adjust.

    • @OhNoTheFace
      @OhNoTheFace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That actually got old half way

    • @kensebben1
      @kensebben1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@OhNoTheFace No, no it didn't.

    • @korudodragoon1
      @korudodragoon1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Until it ends it will never get old...

    • @I_Crit_My_Pants
      @I_Crit_My_Pants 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@korudodragoon1 My partner heals and I tank, guess what we do when dps play stupid? :) We let them have aggro and don't heal them. Adjust to that lmfao

    • @korudodragoon1
      @korudodragoon1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@I_Crit_My_Pants lmao I do the same. I'll let someone die so fast just to teach a lesson then take my sweet time raising 😂

  • @SharfaeLily
    @SharfaeLily 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1313

    "I hope you didn't actually blow 600,000 on this dye"
    .... oh.

    • @Larryzaur
      @Larryzaur  7 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      ( ´•̥ו̥` )

    • @Mocita
      @Mocita 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Larryzaur If you were on Leviathan, I would've given you one(or two) for free. My retainers love bringing me black and white dyes every week or so.

    • @cylankail
      @cylankail 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mocita Long live the Levi!!

    • @Mocita
      @Mocita 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sarah Hoff Eh, I guess. I honestly thought about switching servers since the old FC leader abandoned it, but I took up the leader position and made it to welcome more casual players. Moderate success.

    • @cylankail
      @cylankail 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mocita we have a small FC I started with my wifu. So I will never leave it. We have too much fun. But would be nice to make more friends. :3

  • @Arrusoh
    @Arrusoh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Finally after many years. Enochan is now always with us, even if we screw up our Rotation

  • @henri2140
    @henri2140 7 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    never noticed how cool your character looks while doing the LB, was always so focused on the meteor that I missed the whole staff in the ground, arms out basking in the glory of destruction pose :D good stuff larry!

    • @kiraina25
      @kiraina25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Now we need a mod to add a voice clip of Laharl's laughter whenever it finishes casting.

    • @dianauwu1312
      @dianauwu1312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      How else do you drop a meteor? Any other pose just wouldn't make sense :p

    • @kunstlerischesetwas1284
      @kunstlerischesetwas1284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I do always do the Meteor! I don‘t care if the Lb is needed by the Tank like in Alexander: Soul of the creator, because METEOR DOES EEEXXXEPPLLOSSSIOOONNN!!!!!

    • @jaygiemtg7511
      @jaygiemtg7511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      PRAISE THE METEOR

    • @chrismanuel9768
      @chrismanuel9768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      T pose to assert dominance over the meteor

  • @michaelgleghorn9779
    @michaelgleghorn9779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    How to Black Mage:
    50%: *E X P L O O S H U N*
    50%: Healers, why didn't you adjust?

  • @Exarch_Of_Justice
    @Exarch_Of_Justice 7 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    You say "evil Lalafel" like there is any other kind :P

    • @Larryzaur
      @Larryzaur  7 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Autarch Velkir ESPECIALLY if they have a mustache

    • @Nyuhx3
      @Nyuhx3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Lalafels with mustache are sooo creepy '-'

    • @feliciavale4279
      @feliciavale4279 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I can't take a lala with any form of facial hair seriously. When they try to talk I'm too busy giggling

    • @NeoSaturos123
      @NeoSaturos123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Krile, Nanamo, Momodi and Wedge are evil? Right.

    • @freshlysqueezedorangejuice171
      @freshlysqueezedorangejuice171 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      They are, the only way to stop them is to cook them.

  • @weestwind
    @weestwind 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    THE LEYLINES ARE WITH US!

  • @Crossbattle777
    @Crossbattle777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    Larry gets ignored by generic cat girl, why did the healers not adjust?

    • @Larryzaur
      @Larryzaur  7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      YEAH WTF

    • @krasusable
      @krasusable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      At least the catgirl's more gentle than Y'shtola when approached by males.

  • @pokekid9000
    @pokekid9000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    5:22 "Now Summoners the AOE king!"
    Oh
    This is before stormblood came along
    Oh no

  • @cirrusfish
    @cirrusfish 7 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    "healers, why didn't you adjust"
    I'm actually triggered right now, ptsd in full swing

  • @HaruMaho88
    @HaruMaho88 7 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    What is a Black Mage's favorite dessert? Creme Bru Ley Lines :3

    • @TheShadowfan9000
      @TheShadowfan9000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I thought it'd be a DQ "Blizzard"...

    • @mazzalnx
      @mazzalnx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm too late to say "out", Gordon Ramsay is now your sole judge

    • @HayTatsuko
      @HayTatsuko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The sweetest pun.

    • @FFantaSteve
      @FFantaSteve หลายเดือนก่อน

      Crème du la crème brûlée lines 😅

  • @sleepysera
    @sleepysera 7 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    I expected a lot of well-known BLM jokes (stand in AoEs, pull hate, blame others for losing Enochian, always wear black),
    but I should have known that you'd go above and beyond x)
    The moment you started shouting at people who dared to stand in your Ley Lines, I felt...so....understood ;-;

    • @Larryzaur
      @Larryzaur  7 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      I got you! ;; I'll never stand in your ley lines! ;;

    • @pokeyman112
      @pokeyman112 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Adjust pls

    • @Sky-de7oy
      @Sky-de7oy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      as Not black mage i've always wondered if they give any buffs like healer's healing when u stand in giant bubble so i've tried a couple times just to make sure haha seems not?

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Sky-de7oy Haha, nah, they only buff the blackmage who set them down :)
      If someone else stands in them too, the only thing that goes up is the chance that an aoe will get targeted there which is, in the best case, annoying because the blackmage has to move and evade, or worst case, if it is a persistent aoe, they can't return to their leylines and the buff is wasted.

    • @Sky-de7oy
      @Sky-de7oy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sleepysera I see! Thanks for the explanation, I'll keep that in mind from now on! I can imagine their frustration :')

  • @lewsee5562
    @lewsee5562 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Your previous WHM video is like, "Avoid AOEs so I can DPS."
    , then this is like: "Healer, why didn't you adjust?"
    So true in so many levels.

  • @QH52125
    @QH52125 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Lmao im dying 😂 "oh.. Healers why didn't you adjust??" This is grand!

    • @Larryzaur
      @Larryzaur  7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      QH52125 yeah how dare they! >o I wanted to stand in that aoe!

  • @sillykanji
    @sillykanji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "I don't care. I'm not moving. Healers, adjust."
    "EXCUSE ME. I NEED HEALING."
    Lmfao

  • @farbod21
    @farbod21 7 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Basically, these are my favorite videos.

    • @Larryzaur
      @Larryzaur  7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The Farbod basically, thanks!! :D

    • @FFantaSteve
      @FFantaSteve หลายเดือนก่อน

      Basically, based. 😎

  • @ZSeraph
    @ZSeraph 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    As a BLM main, there is nothing but truth in this video.
    Especially about Quelling Strikes (and even more so if there's a SMN) no matter what, I must assert my BLM dominance.

    • @shademonki13
      @shademonki13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      WE MUST PROVE OUR SUPERIORITY.

  • @calig1342
    @calig1342 7 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    "You know, for a good time" Larry there are some times when being the fastest man alive isn't a good thing...

  • @LightSage89
    @LightSage89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I was scared to level Black Mage but then I remembered Larryzaur's sage advice: only care about how often you can push Fire 4. Now I'm always second on the aggro list.

    • @FFantaSteve
      @FFantaSteve หลายเดือนก่อน

      Assert your dominance 💪🏻

  • @Tdog_Ultra
    @Tdog_Ultra 7 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    I can just imagine how the scholar one will go...
    Larry: "You see this button, cleric stance, yeah... Keep that on all the time. Let eos be the main healer. Your a dps job

    • @Eliwood407
      @Eliwood407 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That's not what I'm seeing in dungeons however.
      "You see this button, cleric stance, take it off your hotbar, you are a HEALER for god sake. Eos will do most of the healing, which gives you time to stand still and admire yourself or watch movies or even go to the bathroom."

    • @Hawkkiller2
      @Hawkkiller2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I kicked a SCH for doing literally nothing but letting Eos heal in Gubal normal before. Mind, we weren't really having too many problems, maybe a few close calls, but literally they just sat there. Not kidding. They just /sit.

    • @hickknight
      @hickknight 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now cleric stance is no problem anymore. No excuse not to do something during a dungeon.

    • @justinla92
      @justinla92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or you know do what the class was built for and play damage prevention as a priority

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Hawkkiller2 I've had that happen in Amdapor Keep HM. The scholar was absolutely shit. I was tanking and was very salty. We eventually kicked him and got a much better healer lol.

  • @DickTrickleqt
    @DickTrickleqt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    N I C E 
    B A K U R E T S U

    • @Shiverwar
      @Shiverwar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *BAKURETSU BAKURETSU LA LA LA*

  • @raindrain1
    @raindrain1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    The bit at the beginning with the lava on top of the leylines... too real :')

    • @Meg_88
      @Meg_88 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly LOL!

  • @balthefemroe
    @balthefemroe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That limit break is arguably the most badass looking one. That pose as well. Just need your character to go "Mwahahaha!" to complete this image of total badassery

  • @Meandmyshadowclones
    @Meandmyshadowclones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    As a BLM Main, I'm kinda sad that they gave all of the other classes cool stuff in Shadowbringers. All we got was a second Polyglot stack and a slightly stronger single target Foul. On top of that, they took our one support skill away. I've saved the party several times because I could give some of my bottomless MP to the Healer in a pinch with Manashift.

    • @Lord_Sunday
      @Lord_Sunday 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pls, try being a whm when stormblood came out. Literally just reskins of old abilities.

    • @Winslow19
      @Winslow19 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Lord_Sunday Try being a Drk after Stormblood. Sustainability was _so damn good_ during SB, now it's not.
      Though the Drk specific mitigation (TBN to be specific) skills are hella nice, and Abyssal Drain _can be_ good if enough enemies are piled in on one another.
      Edit: Having Oblation is nice when Shadow Wall and TBN are on cooldown, and according to my FC healers it makes things easier for them when I pull wall to wall.

    • @hokagejason4732
      @hokagejason4732 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Winslow19 Drk will always be my favorite tank for dungeons, having an oGCD aoe in flood of darkness just makes speed pulling so much easier. Let out a normal GCD aoe as you first reach the pack and continue running through, jump spin 180 degrees let out a quick flood or abyssal drain, spin another 180 before landing and keep on trucking. Not only did you definitely hit everything, you probably hit most twice so you won't lose aggro while running to the next pack. So annoying when I'm tanking as a warrior or paladin and my aoe misses one or two people who run past me because a HoT or DoT pulls aggro. No good oGCD to quick recover. Or you land one AoE and keep running but a bard or machinist pulls aggro with their ability to do their full dps while moving.

  • @artheriongaming
    @artheriongaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Healers why didn't you adjust?"
    That's also my line now that I started Tanking

  • @YamiFoxx
    @YamiFoxx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I learnt a lot from this. "Explosion"... "healers, why didn't you adjust" and "sephiroth meteor"

  • @mainro572
    @mainro572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Ao actually I ve run a dungeon with a sprout blm that said to me "Im a ice mage man, you dont pay my sub" when I asked him to cast fire (true story) ^^ This video made me cry laughin 😂😂

  • @UnknownSoul022
    @UnknownSoul022 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Just recently found your channel & as a BLM main i can safely say that this video is 100% correct!

    • @Larryzaur
      @Larryzaur  7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      UnknownSoul022 hello fellow caster! I mostly SMN but BLM is in my heart 😁

    • @UnknownSoul022
      @UnknownSoul022 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SMN is definitely fun I'm just bad at it >.> but I shall attempt to level it again come SB & watch in horror as i don't melt all the things!

    • @WineRedEchos
      @WineRedEchos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      does this mean we're getting rdm videos? because if it DOESN'T. then I'l lbe super sad and cry in a corner.

  • @sctorus
    @sctorus 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Hey Larry, we are one with leylines and the leylines are one with us now!!!

  • @smokyjo5245
    @smokyjo5245 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    10/10 for "I put on my robe and wizard hat" reference.

    • @Fractured676
      @Fractured676 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had to scroll down a disgustingly far distance before I saw someone mentioning this.

  • @Mikeanglo
    @Mikeanglo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Always be casting"
    This is also what you do when you're fishing. For fish.

  • @aste6631
    @aste6631 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    yes you DEFINITELY DO NOT HIT QUELLING STRIKES NEVER EVER SHOULD YOU HIT THAT BUTTON

    • @Larryzaur
      @Larryzaur  7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Mihara Yui you can't!! how else would you show the party who's the best?!

    • @calzonexiv
      @calzonexiv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You can't fulfill your destiny as BLM tank with quelling strikes, everyone knows this >.>

    • @namebn
      @namebn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Unless you have a really bad tank and want to show your dominance as you pull with quelling strikes.

    • @Eliwood407
      @Eliwood407 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a main PLD tank, I second this notion.
      Rip aggro as fast as possible, and put your manawall powers to the test!

    • @Eliwood407
      @Eliwood407 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, pulling anything no matter if it's scathe or EXPLOSION will get you aggro, and you'd lose it immediately by one provoke lol

  • @spetsu1
    @spetsu1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So there I was, tank dead, last boss, and me, the black mage top of the agro tanking and clutching it out for the win, after the match no commends.

  • @CodyJeffy
    @CodyJeffy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    DUDE i love you so much man thank you for your talent and for making me laugh. Im happy that you are able to make videos and show everyone that ffxiv is amazing as are you!

    • @Larryzaur
      @Larryzaur  7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thank YOU! ^^ I know of quite a few people who have showed these videos to friends so they could buy the game, glad I could introduce a new addiction to them >D

  • @Kitsune10060
    @Kitsune10060 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    'these evil Lalafell'
    >.>

  • @Inhaledcorn
    @Inhaledcorn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Why didn't I adjust?!
    THE ENTIRE FUCKING PARTY IS DYING, I AM ONLY ONE GOD AS;LKJSDFLKJS!!
    T AT

    • @Larryzaur
      @Larryzaur  7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      the god we need but do not deserve~

  • @jesseochieng
    @jesseochieng 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The motto of this video " healers why didn't you adjust?" xD God damn you blk mages lol

  • @BlazingAzureTheta
    @BlazingAzureTheta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I used PotD to level Black Mage. Holy shit that was a mind fuck. It feels like the rotation COMPLETELY changes every 10 levels.

    • @Larryzaur
      @Larryzaur  7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      'cause it DOES 8D;

    • @BlazingAzureTheta
      @BlazingAzureTheta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, thanks for confirming. I got to learn all that shit while screaming my head off and running away from the mobs xD.

    • @pouncebaratheon4178
      @pouncebaratheon4178 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The 59 rotation is basically a 50 rotation with spice but then the 60 rotation is completely different lol. They really messed up the learning curve on the HW BLM abilities. Still one of the easiest at 60, but for a while you look really bad with your shiny new 60 job.

  • @nerdmango9819
    @nerdmango9819 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    My first video of yours I've watched. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time, and it made such a bad day a good one. Thank you, Larryzaur, and I can't wait to watch the other ones :)

    • @Larryzaur
      @Larryzaur  7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Glad to hear it! ^^ AND WELCOME! :D

  • @joselopez8900
    @joselopez8900 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I put on my robe and wizard hat." LOST IT
    Thank you for bringing that joke back into my life.

  • @fisher00769
    @fisher00769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am leveling a blm right now, I don't even have ley lines or enochian yet and already guilty of like half of this lmao.

  • @Shyndryth
    @Shyndryth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the new 2b glam has resolved the eye covering issues, you can wear it and BAM, blind af.

  • @ivaldi13
    @ivaldi13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *walks right into a spike trap*
    Healers, why didn't you adjust?!

  • @ryukojunh4374
    @ryukojunh4374 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Yaaay finally made the one for my class! You're the best Larry! Seriously my favorite youtuber since I discovered you :>

    • @Larryzaur
      @Larryzaur  7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      f..favorite!? ;-; THANK YOU

    • @abghen2323
      @abghen2323 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Larryzaur It is true that larryisthebestever

  • @cocoanatsu5589
    @cocoanatsu5589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    MY LEY LINESSSS!!!!!! D: - Every Black mage ever.

    • @Dwayneff
      @Dwayneff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Enochian falls off because im having to dodge aoes. SHIT!!! I HATE THIS JOB!! But I can't stop playing it. I love black mage.

    • @PHEEliNUX
      @PHEEliNUX 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dwayneff
      "Shit, Thunder III/IV is down and Thundercloud didn't proc, gotta interrupt my Fire IV rotation to proc it.
      Oh no, AoE, gotta move out of my Leylines.
      Oh fuck another attack let me set up manaward."
      And then it either ends with
      "Time to cast Fi-Oh my Enochian is down''
      Or
      "Oh only few seconds remaining time to Cast Fire I"
      And then Enochian falls off either due to the few milliseconds remaining on the timer or because of shitty connection.
      Or even an accidental Blizzard III cast, which happens way too often.
      Sums up my BLM experience.
      Levelling up GNB after BLM, It ended up being a way less stressful class lol.

    • @Dwayneff
      @Dwayneff 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PHEEliNUX I went back to being dancer. Black mage is just way too stressful. I agree

  • @Tetsuka123
    @Tetsuka123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is pretty much me when I am on my black mage. I feel like you just recorded my daily game life.

    • @Larryzaur
      @Larryzaur  7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      that's because I did, i recorded you playing the game on your computer :O

  • @morgamusbearcloak7576
    @morgamusbearcloak7576 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now we have head bandage so we can't see at all, therefore we can be as powerful as possible, especially since we can dye it black

  • @MrSabachtani
    @MrSabachtani 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Healers, why didn't you adjust? I love it! Is there a macro for that? So that every time I die I can say that?

    • @involuntaryascetic3602
      @involuntaryascetic3602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      oh man you're going to piss so many people off because of poes law

    • @EponaTrekka
      @EponaTrekka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I will set it to my macro and everytime i die, ill say it. By the way i main White mage XD

  • @ulibarriL
    @ulibarriL 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    If you level SCH, I would love to see it. I can already see a dead dps and you asking, "why weren't standing close to my fairy? Can't you see I'm busy dpsing" :p

    • @abghen2323
      @abghen2323 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ulibarriL he has SCH lv60, the basically vid will be great lol

  • @REDTEROR
    @REDTEROR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    no sir not moving out of my chair- eaustace probably a black mage.

  • @ppyporpeem
    @ppyporpeem 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Real megumin explosions are flare! use flare only to channel inner megumeme!

    • @abghen2323
      @abghen2323 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ppyporpeem thats redmage

    • @ppyporpeem
      @ppyporpeem 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      EXPLOSION MAGEEE

  • @Hyskaris
    @Hyskaris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    larry: haha funny joke about casters
    the entire ffxiv community: im boutta start this man's whole career

  • @carnac2k11
    @carnac2k11 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The awesome thing is? Orange Soda is my SIC in my FC on Sargatanas! XD

    • @Larryzaur
      @Larryzaur  7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OH SHIT! Tell him I said hi and I love his name, I was cracking up about it

    • @carnac2k11
      @carnac2k11 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I got told by a friend of mine and he sent me the link. I was yelling and everything because I just saw Soda pop up in the video! :D

    • @carnac2k11
      @carnac2k11 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For sure! Made a comment about it on the FC Board so he'll see it when he logs on. XD

    • @chaosakazero
      @chaosakazero 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn it I ended up watching a best of Kel loves orange soda I both love and hate you for this.

  • @shubhamnew
    @shubhamnew 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    6 years on and somehow this is still accurate and just as hilarious

  • @trickyricky982
    @trickyricky982 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ayyy the monk in the Baelsar's Wall footage is me lmao

    • @Larryzaur
      @Larryzaur  7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OH HELLO THERE! :D I hope I didn't scare you off with my blizzard-only spells in the beginning 8D;

    • @trickyricky982
      @trickyricky982 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To be honest I didnt even notice lmao. I usually just auto pilot when im playing monk

  • @erichawman8483
    @erichawman8483 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm a bit old school. My go-to anime for Black Magery is Slayers. But I guess Konosuba is more recent and topical, and works well enough.
    Black Mage is all about big numbers for me. In raids I get Fire IV crits up to 17k. Though the numbers only have meaning in context of the game. In WoW, late in Cataclysm my Shadow Priest could do shadowburn crits for 600k on some fights. I wonder if Stormblood will see us getting into that territory...

  • @Manabender
    @Manabender 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:26 Did you just call it Fire IV?
    *IT'S CALLED "EXPLOSION"!!!*

  • @hjt091
    @hjt091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Boy it's weird coming back to these vids now that I actually play 14 and understand what all these words mean and where these places are

  • @tessajalloh3914
    @tessajalloh3914 7 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    EX-
    wait for it...
    -PLOSION!
    :D

    • @Larryzaur
      @Larryzaur  7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      EXPLOSIONNNN

    • @BlackStar9189
      @BlackStar9189 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tessa Jalloh what anime is that in the beginning?

    • @src175
      @src175 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Blackstar Uzumaki Konosuba.
      Basically an isekai parody show.
      As in, it really takes itself amazingly unseriously, if that's even a word.

    • @anime2011ish
      @anime2011ish 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Cidd Orbeta: He/she asked for the name of the anime, you dipshit. -_-

    • @anime2011ish
      @anime2011ish 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Blackstar Uzumaki: KonoSuba, is the name of the anime.

  • @nostalgiataxi
    @nostalgiataxi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i just got blackmage to 60 and i've been playing summoner as my main dps ( i only have healers leveled but i play smn because it leveled with scholar ) and omfg.... your videos talking about being a summoner and then switching to blackmage are just beyond real.... x_x it also made me understand a lot better why i've had to stoneskin and res so many blackmages in dun scaith as a healer main ( i also really like playing summoner since as a healer main/support main i really like using any chance i can to raise party members to take stress from healers )

  • @gorz2013
    @gorz2013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The average wait time is 7 mins, ive been waiting 8.. dps life lol

  • @burmy1774
    @burmy1774 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gunna make a t-shirt with a pic of a Black Mage saying: "Healers, why didn't you adjust?"

  • @darthportus
    @darthportus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It seems that Megumin is really suppoused to be parody of Black mage XD

  • @Xadov
    @Xadov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If I wasn't already going to give you a like, that random ass Kenan and Kel joke won me over

  • @DeathsAvarice
    @DeathsAvarice 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    real talk, I didn't know you could actually do that with the AF chest and ironworks head...lol

    • @Larryzaur
      @Larryzaur  7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I discovered it when they first released that gear set, I was fuckn' dying

    • @ppsarrakis
      @ppsarrakis 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Larryzaur one year later i started playing again yesterday at lvl 49 and got the chest/helm today,
      i cant sop chuckling when in cutscenes you just stare silently ahead when someone talks.

  • @ArthurOfThePond
    @ArthurOfThePond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I assume black mage cover as much of their face as possible so no one will recognise them while they commit atrocities

  • @KingShadow619
    @KingShadow619 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Healers why didn't you adjust?

    • @KingShadow619
      @KingShadow619 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's that anime name in the beginning? looks cool

    • @lordkampfkuchen6542
      @lordkampfkuchen6542 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Search for konosuba and you should find it. The real name of the series is far too long to remember :@ It is a really good comedy anime

    • @WondderWaffel
      @WondderWaffel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's Konosuba, a very funny comedy anime.
      Full Japanese title: "Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo!"
      Full English title: "KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World!"

    • @KingShadow619
      @KingShadow619 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh thx

  • @tcroncero
    @tcroncero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ive seen all the basically videos, but this one, more than 10 times now over the course of a few months. It's so good, it just always makes me laugh.

  • @greatrng8099
    @greatrng8099 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sneaking in that sloppey

  • @palyername
    @palyername 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    it's been 5 years and i still think about the quelling strikes bit every day

  • @shirosaki97
    @shirosaki97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "O-oh! How nice!"
    ...
    "Awww"
    Every DPS ever

  • @ScapeGoatAzazael
    @ScapeGoatAzazael 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I picked up black mage as my introduction to ff14 due to this video. Gotta say, running explosion is the best lol

  • @Sapphirerosewolf
    @Sapphirerosewolf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh my god, this is hilarious.
    Also I'm not a black mage, I"M a GOLD MAGE.

  • @seanmagee6489
    @seanmagee6489 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:30
    *Ley Lines ascends to the heavens*
    Larry: L-Leylines!?
    Ilberd: Sloppy!
    Me: *dead*

  • @glitch1411
    @glitch1411 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh BlackMage... You forgot to constantly tell everyone how much better you are. All the time... constantly.... :)

    • @Larryzaur
      @Larryzaur  7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They'll know right away when they see how important we are after just standing still :D

    • @flameshana9
      @flameshana9 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Inner monologue :)

  • @DucoDuos
    @DucoDuos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Party buffs? What's that? - playing a Black Mage 101

  • @daveo2992
    @daveo2992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Steps to being a BLM
    #1) Be a turret
    #2) You're done congrats you're a BLM now
    Edit: I should add you should be giving your healer mana every time the skill pops*
    Dark knights also enjoy mana from time to time.

  • @najangZ
    @najangZ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Healers why didn't you adjust?" is my new favorite quote lol

  • @lunabunny_0521
    @lunabunny_0521 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a Black Mage main I really love this lmao. 😂

  • @crystalcherie4622
    @crystalcherie4622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Art is an explosion!

  • @jaifaimonmangequand
    @jaifaimonmangequand 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    wow what scrubboner, he didn't even use the chicken

    • @Larryzaur
      @Larryzaur  7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Chiraiimisu jalapeno pepper looks cool at least

    • @jaifaimonmangequand
      @jaifaimonmangequand 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he's doing his best, let's not pick on him

  • @floodkevin4716
    @floodkevin4716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "We just press explosion". Lol I cant

  • @ladyzelda4189
    @ladyzelda4189 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This video is the best thing ever. With Explosions

  • @craigkramer2603
    @craigkramer2603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Explosions? Mr. Torgue would be proud

  • @Tiger74147
    @Tiger74147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Healers still not adjusting in 2019.

  • @ninja_sloth3906
    @ninja_sloth3906 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't play FFXIV so I have no idea how much of this is sarcasm and how much is genuine but it's all hilarious XD

  • @Gitaikou
    @Gitaikou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Despite making up 13% of the server's population, Black mages do 50% of the DPS

    • @banishedair4518
      @banishedair4518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And 10% of the dying. It would be more, but dragoons are greedy

  • @pedrorosa8500
    @pedrorosa8500 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:35 was literally adorable how the little cat couldn't get back to his lines xD

  • @themastuhkbm
    @themastuhkbm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This entire video is the story of my life