Jail Cell Cold Open - SNL
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 เม.ย. 2019
- A group of prisoners (Kate McKinnon, Kenan Thompson, Pete Davidson, Chris Redd, Michael Keaton, Kyle Mooney) discuss why they got arrested.
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“She’s an influencer...on Instagram.” 😂😂😂😂😂
And yet she disabled the comments
SNL sux. Wikileaks rules.
wiki leaks rule huh...kinda sounds treasonous to me. Are u a traitor like him as well smh
D Personal k bud
@@dkayflowers79 100% will be treasonous.
It's still hard to believe Lori Loughlin paid $500K just for her daughter to major in Communications in college.
She cray!
Oof
She paid $500k + the school tuition. Such a waste🙄
@@goombapizza6335 you’re racist
Just give me half and invest the rest for when I turn 40 in hopes I'm smarter.
"I'm in here for assault, you want a reenactment?!
I got shook by Kyle's delivery 🤣
Kyle's delivery is amazing ! i cant believe how great he is at acting tough
@@flapjack6495 He could play young Richie Aprille in Saints of New Ark
Melissa Villaseñor playing 6ix9ine might be one of my favorite castings on SNL
Shut up dude
@@acekeanu1878 your right, no one gives a damn
@@greyson3421 snowflake
Free Assange.
Just read the Wikipedia biography of Tekashi. A disgusting idiot. Why would anybody pay money for his music?
U guys dragged Lori through the mud in this im dying
Flozy it’s funny though 😂
She did it ti her self
No you're not
I thought it was Felicity😂
It’s what she deserves 😏😌
Micheal Keaton just shows up in movies n skits no feature or warning just there i love it
In January of 2006, I once watched Michael Keaton photobomb the KDKA sports reporter at the time, John Steigerwald, before the AFC Championship game where the Steelers beat the Broncos 34-17. Keaton wandered into the shot. Grinned at the camera and stood there for about 10 seconds before someone clued Steigerwald in. It was the greatest Yinzer moment of Keaton's life. He even said, "I don't need a bat signal, I just show up".
@@lawrence142002 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 RIGHT!!!! That's awesome!!! He probably walking by sets like what yall doing?? They like MICHEAL HEY!!! GET IN THERE BUDDY!!!
@@lawrence142002 can you send me a link to the youtube video
He's a national treasure
There really should have been a bigger reaction to, "C'mon! Let's get nuts!"😍
Too many young 'uns in the audience I guess who think Christian Bale is a better Batman😁
Kenan: "Hold up, You paid $500,000 for USC?!"
Lori: "Oh Yeh, That's not including the 300 grand i blew on tuition."
Kenan: "Oh My God, What did your daughter major in?"
Lori: "Communication"
Kenan: "Ooohhhhhhh....."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wow thanks for quoting that I couldn’t hear it in the video at all
@Jesse Harris shut ya bitch ass up
Calm down guys this helps people who can’t hear, or people who don’t have subtitle settings 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
And you know what her job is??
"She's an influencer.... On instagram"
Feels like whenever Keenan plays a prisoner he's also a cannibal. I don't hate it.
Because he can't physically intimidate anyone with his friendly face. They have to give him the weird characters.
@@TheBlarggle Kyle isn't really intimidating either tbh but at least they tried hahaha
I know you have a lot to discuss. The truth gets hazy inside the bin. Did I eat those people? Yes, I did. Did I enjoy it? Immensely. Would I do it again? Point me towards a homeless shelter. So whether you set me free or not, or whether I stay in here, either way I’m going to eat another man. Now, I can’t make your decision for you.
@@FreshGirl3000 - Kyle could play a shady, odd-bird convict like Delacroix in THE GREEN MILE.
They left out Jussie Smollet. He shouldve been outside the jail cell laughing at everyone in.
Truu
CXLE calm down, libtard
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
M L you should also consider calming down, libtard
Omg that would have been the icing on the cake
When she said “communications” I lost it 😂😂😂
Michael Keaton quoted his 1989 Bruce Wayne, but I got joker vibes the whole time.. If anyone could pull off Bruce Wayne *AND JOKER* it’s him!
no... im pretty sure Riggan Thompson was quoting Birdman
Well, Troy Baker has; if that counts for you.
Beetlejuice
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I think you are probably right.
When i saw Tekashi sitting there i fell out so hard omg. Funniest part on here
Same
Poor Tekashi, he doesn't get any love anymore. ( Oh wait, I am wrong, he is probably getting a Whole lot of it these days! ) Hahahahaha!
Mark Mower Yeah especially all the 9 trey bloods in reikers.
STOOPID!
Pray for takashi they want him to rot
Picture him inside a cell on a cot
Flecting on how he made it to the top
Wondering if was worth it or not.
Pissed off at the audience for not recognizing the Batman "Let's get nuts" line.
I got it.
Me too i got it
You're expecting a bunch of BTS fangirls to understand anything lol
Millennials
Yes that line fell flat. Silence. The live audience is young.
Kate McKinnon is one of the best snl cast in years if not ever. She's on par with the 90's crew.
Better! More versatile.
El Alacrán
So is Kyle Mooney, his solo stuff is amazing!
Old skool is the best ur trippin
@@johnnyappleseedisback7033 Yeah, well I bet you've never had to defend your intercontinental title against Papa Shango!
@@ricbachman1727 HAHAHAHAAHHAAAAAHAAA wwe
“I PAYED 500,000 TO GET MY DAUGHTER INTO USC” LMAO
Lori Loughlin actually paid $500,000 to get TWO daughters into USC, or $250,000 each.
Jared Kushner's dad had to pay $2.5 million to get Jared into Harvard.
Neitenth okay... that doesn’t really matter.
@@lucawinters06 it is a crime so it dose matter
“And that's not including the $300,000 i blew on tuition." 😂
Neitenth and USC is a universally-panned school who’s only famous for OJ. Of course Harvard will cost more, especially for a billionaire with no bankable name compared to an actor’s children.
As a Communication student, I can confirm the reaction is 100% accurate 😆
I just love the idea of Michael Keaton standing at the back of the cell, patiently waiting to prove his prison chops
No one laughed at the "You want to get nuts? Let's get nuts" line... Dude! That's a classic!
I'm thinking 75% of the audience are teen girls there to see BTS... None of them were even born when Batman came out.
Millennials
TexasGTO help I’m not understanding but how old are they?
Okay. So can someone explain the "Let's get nuts" line?
eudofia it’s from Batman 1989.
Kyle: "but my password has letters and numbers" you forget a symbol.
Melissa was a great Choice for tekashi69
“I’ve done 60 hallmark movies, I’ve been thru HELL”
68*
Not Bill Gates they are all the same movie if we’re being honest
*seen
Hell is watching all 68.
I got like 666
"You wanna get nuts!? Come on!"
Michael Keaton doing his Beetlejuice voice in Batman in SNL.
That's actually his line from Batman. Jeeze you kids nowadays :-)
@@squishybrain I know that! But when he does it in Batman it's an obvious nod to Beetlejuice. That's why I said Michael Keaton doing Beetlejuice *in* Batman *in* SNL :P
Michael: You wanna get nuts? Lets get nuts.
Me: *Being a crazy Batman Fan* AHHHHHH HE SAID IT!!!!
Nailed it
So You want to get nuts? COME ON, LET'S GET NUTS!
Batman 1989 reference
This freaking young audience don't know they're in the presence of Batman!
"You wanna get nuts? Let get nuts." No applause, it's a damn shame!
nativewood damn shame indeed
It’s just the uncultured swines that don’t know it
@@tiffanycampbell2851 Ha! Ha! "Uncultured". Bahahahaha!!
It's because the audience realized he's portraying Assange as a terrorist instead of a journalist being targeted by a government that didn't like his revealing their war crimes. Tyranny that subverts the first amendment guaranteed free press has a knack for driving the humor out of a situation.
Josh Hannon 1 I never said they were young and 2 I’m not triggered, just thought it would be funny to say that
"Brother Beckyyyy" I lost it XD
I love ones of Kate’s signature poses where she looks like she’s sitting on the bench at a basketball game 😅 🏀
No one even batted [no pun intended] an eye on that “Let’s get nuts” quote. Smh.
When Michael Keaton said “cmon” all I could hear was Beetlejuice 😂
Kelly Deery he actually says that line in Batman when he is sort of on a date with Kim Basinger and the Joker shows up. I think it’s when he put the silver tray in his shirt to block the bullet.
The audience completely missed it.
@@Jamal3.87 they did!
@@jennifermcgoldrick6323 have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
But... its Batman?
"You wanna get nuts? C'mon, let's get nuts."
I loved the ode to the scene from the Batman movie.. Lol
Never rub another man's rhubarb!
I made you?...You made me first...
I'm happy I'm not the only one to catch that lol
I was surprised the crowd didn't react at all. Like they didn't get it and that passed me off to be honest.
@@JohnC-fv2we wheres the joker when you need some laughing gas
Gotta love Michael Keaton. I'm so glad Birdman revived his career.
I mean I don’t think it died necessarily
The Other Guys revived his career.
@@megamegapop12 he did kinda go missing after Jack Frost.
He was in one of the best batman movies and played Beatle Juice his career was always going to be alive
@@PatternLand Well no not necessarily. Sometimes people have great careers and then just stop appearing in films for one reason or another.
The skit was perfect as is but throwing 69 in at the end made it off the charts hilarious
That Tekashi "STOOPID" got me😆🤣
Woah, what is Michael Keaton doing there!?!?!?!?!? Nice Batman 1989 quote.
I thought I was the only one that caught that lol. Go nostalgia!
I wanna get nuts.
@@viclor2876 because the millenials don't know there was a Batman before what's his face.
@@RedLP5000S To be fair, I'm old enough that I saw it in the theater as a teenager and I didn't catch it. I'll watch it again and see if I can figure it out.
kessler003 because Michael Keaton is the man that he didn’t want to do the accent he said I’m gonna do whatever I want and if u gotta a problem with that he said u wanna get nuts (breaks a beer bottle to make a shiv) come on let’s get nuts
This isn’t Lockup. This is Aunt Becky in an episode of Fuller House.
Has anyone made a "from Full House to the Big House" quip yet? I mean, I'm pretty sure TMZ could come up with that one...
I REMEMBER THAT
Michael Keaton, I don’t know where you’ve been, but I’m so glad you’re back.
yeah
"But my password has letters AND numbers!"
Capital Letter, common word followed by number is actually the LEAST secure password combination.
Kenan almost loses it when the guy says "brother becky" lol. Kenan's awesome.
“She’s a influencer on Instagram” I’m actually dying 😂😂😂😂
I like how a little bit of Beetlejuice came out
That was more his 'Bruce Wayne as a phony. douche' From the Batman (1989).
Michael Keaton is awesome! His acting and comedy is legendary. Excellent SNL opening sketch! Very talented comedic actors/actresses! Respect to Kate McKinnon!
this was literally one of the least funny SNL skits ever
@@zacharyfrancis5852
Congratulations!
I can't wait for the time when "literally" is stopped being used in every stupid sentence.
@@ceofounder --- yeah, it's super funny mocking political prisoners, like transparency activist and journalist Julian Assange. Too bad SNL can't mock Nelson Mandela or MLK now that they're dead. I guess you're about on the moral level of a Soviet Bolshevik, though not even they'd mock a victim of State power like this.
@@DOJAx707 --- I can't wait for the time when we stop cackling at political prisoners suffering to bring us truth and to defend our rights. Not exactly comedic material, but I realize we're a fucked up country with a fucked up society. Enjoy your Soviet Union Comedy Hour.
Love the old school Batman quote thrown in there.... Love Michael Keaton.... they did a good job....
M. V. It’s like the audience didn’t get it 🤔
Honestly that is only way I even knew that was Keaton.
AnotherStupidTH-camr I was thinking the same thing. That reference should've elicited a ton of laughs but it clearly went over the heads of the audience smh.
What was the quote?
TheKiss "You wanna get nuts? Come on, let's get nuts!" That was the quote from when he played Bruce Wayne/Batman.
Why the heck does Julian Assange have an American accent? He's Australian.
Figure it out.
He probably had a coach teach him, actors learn other accents all the time, or another actor is just acting as him, which is most likely
because hearing a bad Australian accent is very cringe-y
To be fair, Assange speaks like English is his second language.
AAAAAAAA LORELEI ITS UUUU WHAT A FREAKING COINCIDENCE
I love how they added a Batman and Vulture quote.
I missed the Batman quote. What was it
@@bradrobb7582
"You wanna get nuts? C'mon! Let's get nuts!"
I guess I have to watch it again, though. I apparently missed the Vulture quote.
To quote Stephanie Tanner, “How rude!” 😂🤣😂🤣
Cut. It. Out.
Your in big trouble Mr!
"You paid $500 grand for USC?!"
That's the part of the story that gets me. It would have made sense if she had gotten her daughter into the film program, but just a communications degree? That's an insane waste of money. She could have gone to like, cal-state North ridge to get that useless degree.
@@skeletorkahn I'm actually amazed that she'd spent $500,000 to bribe USC to accept her daughter as a student. What the fuck.
@@HeavyMetalBeliever Reportedly, if they could not buy the kid's way into USC, she would have had to go to Arizona State, perhaps the worst school in America. Even Harry from Dumb and Dumber got into to Az. State.
Steel4 😭❤😭❤
4/17/19
@@HeavyMetalBeliever Really! I would only pay that much to get my kid into Harvard.
The “C’mon let’s get nuts!” SHOULD have gotten a fucking standing ovation. It’s kinda like Arnold saying “Ill be back”. It’s film legend.
Was I the only one hoping Keaton would say that same line he said in Batman “you wanna get nuts? Let’s get nuts!” as soon as I heard him ask “you wanna know how crazy I am?” I was thinking to myself “say it, Keaton! Say you wanna get nuts? Come on, let’s get nuts!” and I was smiling big when he said it like “ah there it is!”
Just robbery and gun stuff....
It’s STUPPID.... 😂😂😂
Michael Keaton has and always will be my favorite actor. He’s so awesome!
"But my password is letters AND numbers"🤣🤣
"Cut, it, out! " Hahahaha! !!
"but my password had numbers and letters?"- god kyle is hilarious
Classic 89 Batman quote when he says it to Jack Nicholson who's player joker. Ahh nostalgia! Is the audience that young that they didn't seem to have gotten it?
I think the audience this week was mostly bts obsessed teenagers who were there to see the band.
@@stirlingarcher7972 I was only like 1 when this movie came out lol. It's just too much of a classic regardless of age.
@@stirlingarcher7972 i can't stress enough that the audience had minority BTS fans. How do you claim to be a fan of a show and not understand how it works? The fans found it this month they were not able to get tickets because they go on sale a year prior. And for your information I'm 18 and I've seen every Batman movie till date, I also got the reference. Could it be that old people are less interested in comic book superheroes?
Such disrespect to a legend like Keaton
victor griffith O
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Michael Keaton channeling Beetlejuice! Makes my day!!
Why such a mild reaction to the "Let's get nuts!" line? That's iconic, man!
Audience was too young to get it.
Classic Michael Keaton using his Batman quote. 🤗👏🏻
When Mike said " COME ON"....
I had BeetleJuice nostalgia
I tought of Batman, when Bruce Wayne "Come lets get nuts"
Yeah batman said that line to joker in 89
@@interwebpsychiosis yeah but the hands gesture.. flinging them both up... totally Beetlejuice
Yes I heard it in his voice!
Yeah, I was just about to scroll down and see if that was Michael, and he said "come on!" and I knew it was him.
😆 I have a new name now BROTHER BECKY lol
Blood sugar drop there, Keaton: @5:00 "...'cause I'm an acold dactual James Bond Super Villain..."
5:08 And in that moment, Michael Keaton finished his evolution into Jack Nicholson.
Will C Keaton has lived long enough to see himself become the villain.
Actually, that was HIS exact line as Bruce Wayne to Jack Nicholson's Joker when he was at Vale's house and the Joker dropped in. Pretty sure that's the exact reason why he said it like that...a reference to his Bruce Wayne/Batman.
@@terryc.3390 Exactly.
@@terryc.3390 You tell em!
The audience reaction wasn't as I expected. They probably didnt get it
thank you to the writers who had Michael say his Batman line about let's get nuts.
@dustysnoop It is a line Michael Keaton said as Bruce Wayne to Nicholson's Joker in the scene where the Joker shows up unexpectedly to Vicki Vale's apartment when Bruce is trying to tell her he is Batman. So he intentionally upsets the Joker so he will shoot him and makes it look like he died, but he secretly stole a heavy silver tray from Vicki and had it in his sweater to use as body armor. Joker leaves, Bruce sneaks out and leaves the tray behind for her to find.
oh man did no one notice the "COME ON!"----STRAIGHT UP BEETLEJUICE SAYING! love keaton!!!!!!
Keaton's "let's get nuts" went underappreciated. That's one of his lines from Batman.
Everyone was amazing in this skit. I was really digging Pete’s Avenatti!
If you didn't watch it live the reason Kenan laughed at 2:05 is because they accidentally showed Pete Davidson sitting & smiling. Apparently Kenan was the only one who noticed, that shit had me in tears as well😂😂
Fuck do u mean it had you in tears u acting like u saw pete Davidson as you saw it like Kenan did as if u saw pete while u were watching this video .....NOT....stfu such a lamo
coolguyabc21 u don’t sound like a cool guy
Here's a link to what I'm talking about.
uproxx.com/tv/snl-cold-open-lori-loughlin-julian-assange-michael-avenatti-prison/
Whoopsie! 😂
coolguyabc21 why do people like you even exist
So, no one gone comment on the fact that Michael Keaton went full on 1989 Batman with the "Lets Get Crazy" line?
James Bond super-villains usually don't get nominated for Nobel Peace Prizes.
Michael Keaton outta nowhere lol...what was he even doing there??🤣🤣
He was there because HE'S BATMAN!
Live action Dumbo.
Michael Keaton and the batman reference! Nice!
"You want a reenactment?" 😂😂
(5:09) "You wanna get nuts? Come on! Let's get nuts!" Love it! Nice throwback to his first Batman movie (1989).
I love that instead of bothering with any shoddy accent, Michael Keaton just does his thing.
And that Tekashi Sixnine, 😆
Michael Keaton delivering an iconic Bruce Wayne line while in character as Assange is the moment we needed - but not the one we deserved.
Kyle being tough...Best thing ever.
Keaton quoted his famous Batman line and no studio audience members noticed.
😩 they were prolly expecting a big audience reaction. Nope
Julian Assange " I'm in here for exposing US war crimes!" Real version.
Tu Liester and this is the biggest crime based on the corporate government and its media
But this is snl so he’s a super villain
it is disgusting that they called him a villain so gross. I used to look up to a few people on snl now I dont. Where is anyones backbone? How did the cast memebers not refuse to do that sketch. You are making fun of someone who exposed war crimes. You are saying the person who exposed war crimes is a bad guy. Crazy so crazy
@Willem DaFuckedUp more Russia conspiracy bullshit manufactured by the military industrial complex.
@Willem DaFuckedUpThe Pentagon Papers were obtained illegally also, but you probably don't know what that is. Assange is a real journalist who exposed the truth stupid. The whistleblower was Chelsea Manning, who's done time for it and didn't hide like Snowden. Get your facts right, the first amendment is what's at stake son.
Satire at its best. Those full house references tho 😂😂😂
Did you see Kate sign to change the cue card at 2:52?
Michael Keaton doing Assange as sort of a weird mix of Beetlejuice and Bruce Wayne. Which is to say....perfect.
wait are yall trying to say julian assange is a bad guy...? I dont understand, hes literally just revealing information that should be public record anyway.
"I gotta take a wikileak." lol
Julien Assange is a public hero. The media either ignores him or mocks him as in this skit. And it's no wonder, SNL is just another show owned by a man with extremely deep pockets whose interests are threatened by Assange's existence.
@Chip Mahgilify The media has done a great job of painting him as a "backwards right-winger". Yet he's always published information that impacts both the left and the right, because Wikileaks is about exposing corruption, whomever it may involve. And it has never once been an average Joe. It's rich fucks.
"Bitch, I'm accused of crimes you can't even concieve of"
strongest quote I heard today XD
I’m so disappointed in that crowd not getting michael’s Batman quote! I would have lost my shit if I saw that!
Michael Morales right??!! Same here! They’re probably too young to get the reference. #millennials
He did it perfectly too! Bad audience
me too. I would have screamed like a little girl. and I don't really do that. ever. like one time when I saw the Dalai lama. and one time when I got vip'ed at a bon jovi show
pretty sure even the gravy bucket brains in the "studio audience" are about sick of everything enough to not care about stupid TV jokes anymore.
That was such a disappointment, to hear that lack of enthusiasm. He put that line out there like a CHAMP, and barely a titter. Maybe some kids are looking it up, right now.
I see the establishment is wasting no time trying to discredit Assange. He and people like him are hero’s.
It took me a whole minute to realize that was Michael Keaton!!! You can almost always see a little Beetlejuice in his characters lol.
There was an episode of Full House when Becky tried to lie to get her kids into a super competitive but wildly pretentious pre-k. That made the whole admissions scandal incident that much more crazy.
Thought Pete and Kyle were really good in this, can see a lot of improvement in their performances
Nah, they suck just as badly as always. They'll go down as the worst SNL members in it's history.
@@PapagenoMF kyle's brilliant as hell on and off SNL, so i doubt that
Hairy Mo idk I think they definitely bring their own mark to the show that works well, wouldn’t be the same without them
I love how we've gotten to point where we've set our expectations low to the point where we are proud to see Pete play anything but himself
I was waiting for the "You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts!" Well played, Michael Keaton. Well played.
Kenan and Keaton it doesn't get any better
Nice mainstream media hitjob on the person who released the Panama papers. Any one remember the Panama papers?!
Give Michael Keaton an Oscar for this performance, he is great!!!
He didn't even do his accent
c. l. because Michael Keaton is the man that he didn’t want to do the accent he said I’m gonna do whatever I want and if u gotta a problem with that he said u wanna get nuts (breaks a beer bottle to make a shiv) come on let’s get nuts
PROUD OF YOU SNL !!!!! YOU'LL STEPPED YOUR GAME UP!!!
I was not expecting Michael Keaton to show up, that was awesome 😂😂😂🥰🥰🥰
I would like to see Pete in different types of characters, good to watch him this way.
SNL is now the CIA Comedy Hour
Yeah. It's sad and a bit terrifying.
The girl playing tekashi lmao!
SNL at their VERY BEST.