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  • @BNA_Est.1988
    @BNA_Est.1988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5272

    “She’s an influencer...on Instagram.” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @frankmiranda707
      @frankmiranda707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      And yet she disabled the comments

    • @dpersonal4187
      @dpersonal4187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      SNL sux. Wikileaks rules.

    • @dkayflowers79
      @dkayflowers79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      wiki leaks rule huh...kinda sounds treasonous to me. Are u a traitor like him as well smh

    • @Iplayquad
      @Iplayquad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      D Personal k bud

    • @issiacmejia3385
      @issiacmejia3385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dkayflowers79 100% will be treasonous.

  • @DanTUtilizer
    @DanTUtilizer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3034

    It's still hard to believe Lori Loughlin paid $500K just for her daughter to major in Communications in college.

    • @TheKrazysexykool
      @TheKrazysexykool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      She cray!

    • @rasputin4688
      @rasputin4688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oof

    • @Alienpromqueen
      @Alienpromqueen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      She paid $500k + the school tuition. Such a waste🙄

    • @Spongequan69
      @Spongequan69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@goombapizza6335 you’re racist

    • @seven2211g
      @seven2211g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Just give me half and invest the rest for when I turn 40 in hopes I'm smarter.

  • @mayaruffin2126
    @mayaruffin2126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    When she said “communications” I lost it 😂😂😂

  • @phraze410
    @phraze410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1615

    Micheal Keaton just shows up in movies n skits no feature or warning just there i love it

    • @lawrence142002
      @lawrence142002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      In January of 2006, I once watched Michael Keaton photobomb the KDKA sports reporter at the time, John Steigerwald, before the AFC Championship game where the Steelers beat the Broncos 34-17. Keaton wandered into the shot. Grinned at the camera and stood there for about 10 seconds before someone clued Steigerwald in. It was the greatest Yinzer moment of Keaton's life. He even said, "I don't need a bat signal, I just show up".

    • @phraze410
      @phraze410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@lawrence142002 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 RIGHT!!!! That's awesome!!! He probably walking by sets like what yall doing?? They like MICHEAL HEY!!! GET IN THERE BUDDY!!!

    • @lunasorree7177
      @lunasorree7177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lawrence142002 can you send me a link to the youtube video

    • @qwerty6574
      @qwerty6574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He's a national treasure

    • @petersarubbi
      @petersarubbi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There really should have been a bigger reaction to, "C'mon! Let's get nuts!"😍
      Too many young 'uns in the audience I guess who think Christian Bale is a better Batman😁

  • @Atropos866
    @Atropos866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +974

    Melissa Villaseñor playing 6ix9ine might be one of my favorite castings on SNL

    • @greyson3421
      @greyson3421 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shut up dude

    • @rehobothfavours7816
      @rehobothfavours7816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@acekeanu1878 your right, no one gives a damn

    • @drakashrakenburgproduction5369
      @drakashrakenburgproduction5369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@greyson3421 snowflake

    • @conejos-blancos
      @conejos-blancos 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Free Assange.

    • @beverlywilcox4349
      @beverlywilcox4349 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Just read the Wikipedia biography of Tekashi. A disgusting idiot. Why would anybody pay money for his music?

  • @flozy5275
    @flozy5275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1902

    U guys dragged Lori through the mud in this im dying

    • @Ih3artrockmusic
      @Ih3artrockmusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Flozy it’s funny though 😂

    • @gregoryglass9040
      @gregoryglass9040 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She did it ti her self

    • @MrProofMan
      @MrProofMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No you're not

    • @DjMeow
      @DjMeow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought it was Felicity😂

    • @abigailsalmanac
      @abigailsalmanac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s what she deserves 😏😌

  • @TeaAtTwo2
    @TeaAtTwo2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    "I'm in here for assault, you want a reenactment?!
    I got shook by Kyle's delivery 🤣

    • @flapjack6495
      @flapjack6495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Kyle's delivery is amazing ! i cant believe how great he is at acting tough

    • @Meanfromeindhoven
      @Meanfromeindhoven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@flapjack6495 He could play young Richie Aprille in Saints of New Ark

  • @ricbachman1727
    @ricbachman1727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4190

    Kate McKinnon is one of the best snl cast in years if not ever. She's on par with the 90's crew.

    • @lindabrown8795
      @lindabrown8795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Better! More versatile.

    • @gonk4509
      @gonk4509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      El Alacrán
      So is Kyle Mooney, his solo stuff is amazing!

    • @johnnyappleseedisback7033
      @johnnyappleseedisback7033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Old skool is the best ur trippin

    • @ricbachman1727
      @ricbachman1727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@johnnyappleseedisback7033 Yeah, well I bet you've never had to defend your intercontinental title against Papa Shango!

    • @johnnyappleseedisback7033
      @johnnyappleseedisback7033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ricbachman1727 HAHAHAHAAHHAAAAAHAAA wwe

  • @milescorporosus4058
    @milescorporosus4058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +887

    Feels like whenever Keenan plays a prisoner he's also a cannibal. I don't hate it.

    • @TheBlarggle
      @TheBlarggle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Because he can't physically intimidate anyone with his friendly face. They have to give him the weird characters.

    • @FreshGirl3000
      @FreshGirl3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheBlarggle Kyle isn't really intimidating either tbh but at least they tried hahaha

    • @Rwtheking
      @Rwtheking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I know you have a lot to discuss. The truth gets hazy inside the bin. Did I eat those people? Yes, I did. Did I enjoy it? Immensely. Would I do it again? Point me towards a homeless shelter. So whether you set me free or not, or whether I stay in here, either way I’m going to eat another man. Now, I can’t make your decision for you.

    • @dianapevtsov
      @dianapevtsov 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FreshGirl3000 - Kyle could play a shady, odd-bird convict like Delacroix in THE GREEN MILE.

  • @alyssap216
    @alyssap216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2662

    They left out Jussie Smollet. He shouldve been outside the jail cell laughing at everyone in.

    • @mlucario2262
      @mlucario2262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      CXLE calm down, libtard

    • @mykzalot
      @mykzalot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

    • @mlucario2262
      @mlucario2262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      M L you should also consider calming down, libtard

    • @Phil_Melone
      @Phil_Melone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Omg that would have been the icing on the cake

    • @alyssap216
      @alyssap216 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @SASHA Savage Him and Lemon would make the perfect couple!

  • @BNSFGuy4723
    @BNSFGuy4723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    Michael Keaton quoted his 1989 Bruce Wayne, but I got joker vibes the whole time.. If anyone could pull off Bruce Wayne *AND JOKER* it’s him!

    • @sorellana2154
      @sorellana2154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no... im pretty sure Riggan Thompson was quoting Birdman

    • @hamedizadishirvan9487
      @hamedizadishirvan9487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, Troy Baker has; if that counts for you.

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Beetlejuice

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      æ

    • @hemi4722
      @hemi4722 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scipioafricanus5871 yo that's not cool you can't say that name!

  • @frankmiranda707
    @frankmiranda707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2827

    Kenan: "Hold up, You paid $500,000 for USC?!"
    Lori: "Oh Yeh, That's not including the 300 grand i blew on tuition."
    Kenan: "Oh My God, What did your daughter major in?"
    Lori: "Communication"
    Kenan: "Ooohhhhhhh....."
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @inflammatorycommentswithno2407
      @inflammatorycommentswithno2407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Wow thanks for quoting that I couldn’t hear it in the video at all

    • @dawudjtownsville
      @dawudjtownsville 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Jesse Harris shut ya bitch ass up

    • @Dizzydawne
      @Dizzydawne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Calm down guys this helps people who can’t hear, or people who don’t have subtitle settings 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

    • @windyWindward
      @windyWindward 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And you know what her job is??
      "She's an influencer.... On instagram"

  • @montablanc1
    @montablanc1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I just love the idea of Michael Keaton standing at the back of the cell, patiently waiting to prove his prison chops

  • @ericadams214
    @ericadams214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    "You wanna get nuts? C'mon, let's get nuts."
    I loved the ode to the scene from the Batman movie.. Lol

    • @markkond8565
      @markkond8565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Never rub another man's rhubarb!

    • @jamesfrank3213
      @jamesfrank3213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I made you?...You made me first...

    • @LuiC53
      @LuiC53 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm happy I'm not the only one to catch that lol

    • @JohnC-fv2we
      @JohnC-fv2we 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I was surprised the crowd didn't react at all. Like they didn't get it and that passed me off to be honest.

    • @LuiC53
      @LuiC53 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@JohnC-fv2we wheres the joker when you need some laughing gas

  • @darnezzi
    @darnezzi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    When i saw Tekashi sitting there i fell out so hard omg. Funniest part on here

    • @justanotherperson-_-8132
      @justanotherperson-_-8132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same

    • @markmower6507
      @markmower6507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Poor Tekashi, he doesn't get any love anymore. ( Oh wait, I am wrong, he is probably getting a Whole lot of it these days! ) Hahahahaha!

    • @alexbohatch3503
      @alexbohatch3503 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mark Mower Yeah especially all the 9 trey bloods in reikers.

    • @Scooter_Alice
      @Scooter_Alice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      STOOPID!

    • @johnindigo5477
      @johnindigo5477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pray for takashi they want him to rot
      Picture him inside a cell on a cot
      Flecting on how he made it to the top
      Wondering if was worth it or not.

  • @Troglodyte
    @Troglodyte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2657

    Pissed off at the audience for not recognizing the Batman "Let's get nuts" line.

    • @spiritusmundi70
      @spiritusmundi70 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I got it.

    • @jimfinn3992
      @jimfinn3992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Me too i got it

    • @qwertyzxcvbn3174
      @qwertyzxcvbn3174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      You're expecting a bunch of BTS fangirls to understand anything lol

    • @RedLP5000S
      @RedLP5000S 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Millennials

    • @purrbugaloo
      @purrbugaloo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yes that line fell flat. Silence. The live audience is young.

  • @ceofounder
    @ceofounder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    Michael Keaton is awesome! His acting and comedy is legendary. Excellent SNL opening sketch! Very talented comedic actors/actresses! Respect to Kate McKinnon!

    • @zacharyfrancis5852
      @zacharyfrancis5852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      this was literally one of the least funny SNL skits ever

    • @ceofounder
      @ceofounder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@zacharyfrancis5852
      Congratulations!

    • @DOJAx707
      @DOJAx707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I can't wait for the time when "literally" is stopped being used in every stupid sentence.

    • @zacharyfrancis5852
      @zacharyfrancis5852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ceofounder --- yeah, it's super funny mocking political prisoners, like transparency activist and journalist Julian Assange. Too bad SNL can't mock Nelson Mandela or MLK now that they're dead. I guess you're about on the moral level of a Soviet Bolshevik, though not even they'd mock a victim of State power like this.

    • @zacharyfrancis5852
      @zacharyfrancis5852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DOJAx707 --- I can't wait for the time when we stop cackling at political prisoners suffering to bring us truth and to defend our rights. Not exactly comedic material, but I realize we're a fucked up country with a fucked up society. Enjoy your Soviet Union Comedy Hour.

  • @TheDrerinegan
    @TheDrerinegan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    Melissa was a great Choice for tekashi69

  • @TexasGTO
    @TexasGTO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    No one laughed at the "You want to get nuts? Let's get nuts" line... Dude! That's a classic!

    • @TheBlarggle
      @TheBlarggle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I'm thinking 75% of the audience are teen girls there to see BTS... None of them were even born when Batman came out.

    • @RedLP5000S
      @RedLP5000S 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Millennials

    • @jenaeh4945
      @jenaeh4945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TexasGTO help I’m not understanding but how old are they?

    • @eudofia
      @eudofia 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Okay. So can someone explain the "Let's get nuts" line?

    • @pjincho
      @pjincho 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      eudofia it’s from Batman 1989.

  • @maybewise
    @maybewise 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    "Brother Beckyyyy" I lost it XD

  • @YouTubeSpareTime
    @YouTubeSpareTime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Kyle: "but my password has letters and numbers" you forget a symbol.

  • @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
    @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1395

    “I’ve done 60 hallmark movies, I’ve been thru HELL”

  • @nativewood
    @nativewood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    This freaking young audience don't know they're in the presence of Batman!
    "You wanna get nuts? Let get nuts." No applause, it's a damn shame!

    • @edpor68
      @edpor68 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nativewood damn shame indeed

    • @tiffanycampbell2851
      @tiffanycampbell2851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It’s just the uncultured swines that don’t know it

    • @curiaecclasia8277
      @curiaecclasia8277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tiffanycampbell2851 Ha! Ha! "Uncultured". Bahahahaha!!

    • @oggyreidmore
      @oggyreidmore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's because the audience realized he's portraying Assange as a terrorist instead of a journalist being targeted by a government that didn't like his revealing their war crimes. Tyranny that subverts the first amendment guaranteed free press has a knack for driving the humor out of a situation.

    • @tiffanycampbell2851
      @tiffanycampbell2851 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Josh Hannon 1 I never said they were young and 2 I’m not triggered, just thought it would be funny to say that

  • @julianarodriguez5875
    @julianarodriguez5875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    As a Communication student, I can confirm the reaction is 100% accurate 😆

    • @CodyDylanFerrell
      @CodyDylanFerrell 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nothing wrong with majoring in Communications... Its just crazy TO PAY 500,000k illegally & the tuition to get into a school ... AND THEN MAJOR IN COMMUNICATIONS!! LOL Shit is wild...

  • @kessler003
    @kessler003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1140

    Woah, what is Michael Keaton doing there!?!?!?!?!? Nice Batman 1989 quote.

    • @viclor2876
      @viclor2876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I thought I was the only one that caught that lol. Go nostalgia!

    • @Met182
      @Met182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I wanna get nuts.

    • @RedLP5000S
      @RedLP5000S 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@viclor2876 because the millenials don't know there was a Batman before what's his face.

    • @BeeWhistler
      @BeeWhistler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@RedLP5000S To be fair, I'm old enough that I saw it in the theater as a teenager and I didn't catch it. I'll watch it again and see if I can figure it out.

    • @matthewbosco9190
      @matthewbosco9190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      kessler003 because Michael Keaton is the man that he didn’t want to do the accent he said I’m gonna do whatever I want and if u gotta a problem with that he said u wanna get nuts (breaks a beer bottle to make a shiv) come on let’s get nuts

  • @nateblack8669
    @nateblack8669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    "You wanna get nuts!? Come on!"
    Michael Keaton doing his Beetlejuice voice in Batman in SNL.

    • @squishybrain
      @squishybrain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's actually his line from Batman. Jeeze you kids nowadays :-)

    • @nateblack8669
      @nateblack8669 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@squishybrain I know that! But when he does it in Batman it's an obvious nod to Beetlejuice. That's why I said Michael Keaton doing Beetlejuice *in* Batman *in* SNL :P

  • @katiehsuu
    @katiehsuu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    “I PAYED 500,000 TO GET MY DAUGHTER INTO USC” LMAO

    • @Neitenth
      @Neitenth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Lori Loughlin actually paid $500,000 to get TWO daughters into USC, or $250,000 each.
      Jared Kushner's dad had to pay $2.5 million to get Jared into Harvard.

    • @lucawinters06
      @lucawinters06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Neitenth okay... that doesn’t really matter.

    • @user-he7sc3fg3r
      @user-he7sc3fg3r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@lucawinters06 it is a crime so it dose matter

    • @annafowdy
      @annafowdy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “And that's not including the $300,000 i blew on tuition." 😂

    • @Pantsinabucket
      @Pantsinabucket 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Neitenth and USC is a universally-panned school who’s only famous for OJ. Of course Harvard will cost more, especially for a billionaire with no bankable name compared to an actor’s children.

  • @m.v.9249
    @m.v.9249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    Love the old school Batman quote thrown in there.... Love Michael Keaton.... they did a good job....

    • @anotherstupidyoutuber1912
      @anotherstupidyoutuber1912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      M. V. It’s like the audience didn’t get it 🤔

    • @matthatter56
      @matthatter56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Honestly that is only way I even knew that was Keaton.

    • @peartdahurt
      @peartdahurt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AnotherStupidTH-camr I was thinking the same thing. That reference should've elicited a ton of laughs but it clearly went over the heads of the audience smh.

    • @thekiss2083
      @thekiss2083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What was the quote?

    • @peartdahurt
      @peartdahurt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      TheKiss "You wanna get nuts? Come on, let's get nuts!" That was the quote from when he played Bruce Wayne/Batman.

  • @alanademetri390
    @alanademetri390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    "But my password has letters AND numbers!"

    • @pigs18
      @pigs18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Capital Letter, common word followed by number is actually the LEAST secure password combination.

  • @Izzy_Gyrl
    @Izzy_Gyrl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Michael: You wanna get nuts? Lets get nuts.
    Me: *Being a crazy Batman Fan* AHHHHHH HE SAID IT!!!!

    • @guyver77
      @guyver77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nailed it

    • @darkmeplier8311
      @darkmeplier8311 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Me. Being. Fan of Beetlejuice

  • @kellydeery3017
    @kellydeery3017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    When Michael Keaton said “cmon” all I could hear was Beetlejuice 😂

    • @JenniferDaniels909
      @JenniferDaniels909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Kelly Deery he actually says that line in Batman when he is sort of on a date with Kim Basinger and the Joker shows up. I think it’s when he put the silver tray in his shirt to block the bullet.

    • @Jamal3.87
      @Jamal3.87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The audience completely missed it.

    • @melissasaint3283
      @melissasaint3283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Jamal3.87 they did!

    • @unclebrutydude3705
      @unclebrutydude3705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@JenniferDaniels909 have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?

    • @Harleylover14
      @Harleylover14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But... its Batman?

  • @agfanvideostv9209
    @agfanvideostv9209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    That Tekashi "STOOPID" got me😆🤣

  • @LennonTheBunny
    @LennonTheBunny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    Why the heck does Julian Assange have an American accent? He's Australian.

    • @annic7995
      @annic7995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Figure it out.

    • @Yourlovelyghost
      @Yourlovelyghost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He probably had a coach teach him, actors learn other accents all the time, or another actor is just acting as him, which is most likely

    • @yamantaka9365
      @yamantaka9365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      because hearing a bad Australian accent is very cringe-y

    • @kalbininkas
      @kalbininkas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      To be fair, Assange speaks like English is his second language.

    • @fatimahaltamimi6069
      @fatimahaltamimi6069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AAAAAAAA LORELEI ITS UUUU WHAT A FREAKING COINCIDENCE

  • @434Saibot
    @434Saibot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Kenan almost loses it when the guy says "brother becky" lol. Kenan's awesome.

  • @pugnturtle
    @pugnturtle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    To quote Stephanie Tanner, “How rude!” 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @TheNewton
    @TheNewton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    So You want to get nuts? COME ON, LET'S GET NUTS!
    Batman 1989 reference

  • @Citizenshane81
    @Citizenshane81 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Michael Keaton has and always will be my favorite actor. He’s so awesome!

  • @gary_beniford
    @gary_beniford 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    "but my password had numbers and letters?"- god kyle is hilarious

  • @michaelwakeham3404
    @michaelwakeham3404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    The skit was perfect as is but throwing 69 in at the end made it off the charts hilarious

  • @Horror_facts
    @Horror_facts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Just robbery and gun stuff....
    It’s STUPPID.... 😂😂😂

  • @officialau
    @officialau 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love how we've gotten to point where we've set our expectations low to the point where we are proud to see Pete play anything but himself

  • @katherinealvarez9216
    @katherinealvarez9216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Michael Keaton, I don’t know where you’ve been, but I’m so glad you’re back.

  • @alfonzo9389
    @alfonzo9389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    If you didn't watch it live the reason Kenan laughed at 2:05 is because they accidentally showed Pete Davidson sitting & smiling. Apparently Kenan was the only one who noticed, that shit had me in tears as well😂😂

    • @ChaoticMuchX
      @ChaoticMuchX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fuck do u mean it had you in tears u acting like u saw pete Davidson as you saw it like Kenan did as if u saw pete while u were watching this video .....NOT....stfu such a lamo

    • @abbeyw1933
      @abbeyw1933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      coolguyabc21 u don’t sound like a cool guy

    • @alfonzo9389
      @alfonzo9389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Here's a link to what I'm talking about.
      uproxx.com/tv/snl-cold-open-lori-loughlin-julian-assange-michael-avenatti-prison/

    • @healthylifehappywife8501
      @healthylifehappywife8501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whoopsie! 😂

    • @scarecrow582
      @scarecrow582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      coolguyabc21 why do people like you even exist

  • @abelponcedeleon
    @abelponcedeleon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Classic Michael Keaton using his Batman quote. 🤗👏🏻

  • @drowningincats3921
    @drowningincats3921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The “C’mon let’s get nuts!” SHOULD have gotten a fucking standing ovation. It’s kinda like Arnold saying “Ill be back”. It’s film legend.

  • @viclor2876
    @viclor2876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Classic 89 Batman quote when he says it to Jack Nicholson who's player joker. Ahh nostalgia! Is the audience that young that they didn't seem to have gotten it?

    • @stirlingarcher7972
      @stirlingarcher7972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think the audience this week was mostly bts obsessed teenagers who were there to see the band.

    • @viclor2876
      @viclor2876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stirlingarcher7972 I was only like 1 when this movie came out lol. It's just too much of a classic regardless of age.

    • @Stephanie-ke5ky
      @Stephanie-ke5ky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stirlingarcher7972 i can't stress enough that the audience had minority BTS fans. How do you claim to be a fan of a show and not understand how it works? The fans found it this month they were not able to get tickets because they go on sale a year prior. And for your information I'm 18 and I've seen every Batman movie till date, I also got the reference. Could it be that old people are less interested in comic book superheroes?

    • @georgerogers7828
      @georgerogers7828 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Such disrespect to a legend like Keaton

    • @dougwaltz9244
      @dougwaltz9244 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      victor griffith O
      *87

  • @natalie9884
    @natalie9884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I love ones of Kate’s signature poses where she looks like she’s sitting on the bench at a basketball game 😅 🏀

  • @kirstyw.6854
    @kirstyw.6854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “She’s a influencer on Instagram” I’m actually dying 😂😂😂😂

  • @peaceearth3961
    @peaceearth3961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    Julian Assange " I'm in here for exposing US war crimes!" Real version.

    • @mudaly9133
      @mudaly9133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Tu Liester and this is the biggest crime based on the corporate government and its media

    • @lgroots8691
      @lgroots8691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      But this is snl so he’s a super villain

    • @gnova7
      @gnova7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      it is disgusting that they called him a villain so gross. I used to look up to a few people on snl now I dont. Where is anyones backbone? How did the cast memebers not refuse to do that sketch. You are making fun of someone who exposed war crimes. You are saying the person who exposed war crimes is a bad guy. Crazy so crazy

    • @Francisco_420
      @Francisco_420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @Willem DaFuckedUp more Russia conspiracy bullshit manufactured by the military industrial complex.

    • @Francisco_420
      @Francisco_420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @Willem DaFuckedUpThe Pentagon Papers were obtained illegally also, but you probably don't know what that is. Assange is a real journalist who exposed the truth stupid. The whistleblower was Chelsea Manning, who's done time for it and didn't hide like Snowden. Get your facts right, the first amendment is what's at stake son.

  • @weldin
    @weldin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Gotta love Michael Keaton. I'm so glad Birdman revived his career.

    • @megamegapop12
      @megamegapop12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean I don’t think it died necessarily

    • @awkwardninja5738
      @awkwardninja5738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Other Guys revived his career.

    • @awkwardninja5738
      @awkwardninja5738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@megamegapop12 he did kinda go missing after Jack Frost.

    • @PatternLand
      @PatternLand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He was in one of the best batman movies and played Beatle Juice his career was always going to be alive

    • @weldin
      @weldin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PatternLand Well no not necessarily. Sometimes people have great careers and then just stop appearing in films for one reason or another.

  • @mk1st
    @mk1st 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "But my password is letters AND numbers"🤣🤣

  • @HeavyMetalBeliever
    @HeavyMetalBeliever 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    "You paid $500 grand for USC?!"

    • @skeletorkahn
      @skeletorkahn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's the part of the story that gets me. It would have made sense if she had gotten her daughter into the film program, but just a communications degree? That's an insane waste of money. She could have gone to like, cal-state North ridge to get that useless degree.

    • @HeavyMetalBeliever
      @HeavyMetalBeliever 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@skeletorkahn I'm actually amazed that she'd spent $500,000 to bribe USC to accept her daughter as a student. What the fuck.

    • @williammann2088
      @williammann2088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@HeavyMetalBeliever Reportedly, if they could not buy the kid's way into USC, she would have had to go to Arizona State, perhaps the worst school in America. Even Harry from Dumb and Dumber got into to Az. State.

    • @cupcakes7015
      @cupcakes7015 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Steel4 😭❤😭❤
      4/17/19

    • @lindabrown8795
      @lindabrown8795 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HeavyMetalBeliever Really! I would only pay that much to get my kid into Harvard.

  • @kyleford8583
    @kyleford8583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Was I the only one hoping Keaton would say that same line he said in Batman “you wanna get nuts? Let’s get nuts!” as soon as I heard him ask “you wanna know how crazy I am?” I was thinking to myself “say it, Keaton! Say you wanna get nuts? Come on, let’s get nuts!” and I was smiling big when he said it like “ah there it is!”

  • @collegeman1988
    @collegeman1988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    This isn’t Lockup. This is Aunt Becky in an episode of Fuller House.

    • @RichardX1
      @RichardX1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Has anyone made a "from Full House to the Big House" quip yet? I mean, I'm pretty sure TMZ could come up with that one...

    • @shaynathompson9961
      @shaynathompson9961 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I REMEMBER THAT

  • @shiftygearbox
    @shiftygearbox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I see the establishment is wasting no time trying to discredit Assange. He and people like him are hero’s.

  • @REBELSTAR2012
    @REBELSTAR2012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    When Mike said " COME ON"....
    I had BeetleJuice nostalgia

    • @sizah185
      @sizah185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I tought of Batman, when Bruce Wayne "Come lets get nuts"

    • @interwebpsychiosis
      @interwebpsychiosis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah batman said that line to joker in 89

    • @REBELSTAR2012
      @REBELSTAR2012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@interwebpsychiosis yeah but the hands gesture.. flinging them both up... totally Beetlejuice

    • @TheTcmgirl
      @TheTcmgirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes I heard it in his voice!

    • @grittykitty50
      @grittykitty50 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, I was just about to scroll down and see if that was Michael, and he said "come on!" and I knew it was him.

  • @josephryansalvoro-patterso7321
    @josephryansalvoro-patterso7321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    No one even batted [no pun intended] an eye on that “Let’s get nuts” quote. Smh.

  • @rdear
    @rdear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Everyone was amazing in this skit. I was really digging Pete’s Avenatti!

  • @AngelofMusic04
    @AngelofMusic04 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    5:08 And in that moment, Michael Keaton finished his evolution into Jack Nicholson.

    • @FBB87
      @FBB87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Will C Keaton has lived long enough to see himself become the villain.

    • @terryc.3390
      @terryc.3390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Actually, that was HIS exact line as Bruce Wayne to Jack Nicholson's Joker when he was at Vale's house and the Joker dropped in. Pretty sure that's the exact reason why he said it like that...a reference to his Bruce Wayne/Batman.

    • @MarniMedia
      @MarniMedia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@terryc.3390 Exactly.

    • @melissasaint3283
      @melissasaint3283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@terryc.3390 You tell em!

    • @armedlove14
      @armedlove14 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The audience reaction wasn't as I expected. They probably didnt get it

  • @karenwoolsey1169
    @karenwoolsey1169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Michael Keaton channeling Beetlejuice! Makes my day!!

  • @LunaRenSelene
    @LunaRenSelene 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    thank you to the writers who had Michael say his Batman line about let's get nuts.

    • @LunaRenSelene
      @LunaRenSelene 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @dustysnoop It is a line Michael Keaton said as Bruce Wayne to Nicholson's Joker in the scene where the Joker shows up unexpectedly to Vicki Vale's apartment when Bruce is trying to tell her he is Batman. So he intentionally upsets the Joker so he will shoot him and makes it look like he died, but he secretly stole a heavy silver tray from Vicki and had it in his sweater to use as body armor. Joker leaves, Bruce sneaks out and leaves the tray behind for her to find.

  • @bolognivm
    @bolognivm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love that instead of bothering with any shoddy accent, Michael Keaton just does his thing.
    And that Tekashi Sixnine, 😆

  • @lemuslogic
    @lemuslogic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I like how a little bit of Beetlejuice came out

    • @TheBlarggle
      @TheBlarggle 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was more his 'Bruce Wayne as a phony. douche' From the Batman (1989).

  • @StacksOfLitty
    @StacksOfLitty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Michael Keaton delivering an iconic Bruce Wayne line while in character as Assange is the moment we needed - but not the one we deserved.

  • @tiffanymoore1795
    @tiffanymoore1795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Michael Keaton outta nowhere lol...what was he even doing there??🤣🤣

    • @JachAnen
      @JachAnen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He was there because HE'S BATMAN!

    • @chasingautumns
      @chasingautumns 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Live action Dumbo.

  • @robinmouser1943
    @robinmouser1943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I love how they added a Batman and Vulture quote.

    • @bradrobb7582
      @bradrobb7582 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I missed the Batman quote. What was it

    • @patrickd8654
      @patrickd8654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bradrobb7582
      "You wanna get nuts? C'mon! Let's get nuts!"
      I guess I have to watch it again, though. I apparently missed the Vulture quote.

  • @victoria8319
    @victoria8319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Thought Pete and Kyle were really good in this, can see a lot of improvement in their performances

    • @PapagenoMF
      @PapagenoMF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah, they suck just as badly as always. They'll go down as the worst SNL members in it's history.

    • @maxfarr162
      @maxfarr162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@PapagenoMF kyle's brilliant as hell on and off SNL, so i doubt that

    • @victoria8319
      @victoria8319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hairy Mo idk I think they definitely bring their own mark to the show that works well, wouldn’t be the same without them

  • @blackmagician7645
    @blackmagician7645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Next female racketeerer role for Kate McKinnon. Ex-Theranos CEO and creator "Elizabeth Holmes" in- a Hulu tv series "The Dropout".

  • @MHLegacy
    @MHLegacy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    (5:09) "You wanna get nuts? Come on! Let's get nuts!" Love it! Nice throwback to his first Batman movie (1989).

  • @Ash_Rein
    @Ash_Rein 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Julian Assange is a hero. Not source of ridicule. How dare you diminish how much he’s helped humanity. He’s a good man that’s done actual journalism. He is no villain. And him being in jail is a travesty

  • @kun312
    @kun312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    oh man did no one notice the "COME ON!"----STRAIGHT UP BEETLEJUICE SAYING! love keaton!!!!!!

  • @ner0p
    @ner0p 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Blood sugar drop there, Keaton: @5:00 "...'cause I'm an acold dactual James Bond Super Villain..."

  • @shtboxzero5800
    @shtboxzero5800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Michael Keaton and the batman reference! Nice!

  • @TheLakaiordie84
    @TheLakaiordie84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I’m so disappointed in that crowd not getting michael’s Batman quote! I would have lost my shit if I saw that!

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Michael Morales right??!! Same here! They’re probably too young to get the reference. #millennials

    • @RedTopProductions
      @RedTopProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He did it perfectly too! Bad audience

    • @janeseamore1370
      @janeseamore1370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      me too. I would have screamed like a little girl. and I don't really do that. ever. like one time when I saw the Dalai lama. and one time when I got vip'ed at a bon jovi show

    • @username4441
      @username4441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      pretty sure even the gravy bucket brains in the "studio audience" are about sick of everything enough to not care about stupid TV jokes anymore.

    • @ManPursueExcellence
      @ManPursueExcellence 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michael Morales
      Too young....,

  • @markmower6507
    @markmower6507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Cut, it, out! " Hahahaha! !!

  • @Miriam-fk9wr
    @Miriam-fk9wr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I would like to see Pete in different types of characters, good to watch him this way.

  • @dylanwilcox3112
    @dylanwilcox3112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “Is there a bathroom around here? Because I have to take a WikiLeak.”

  • @yahshaunyahu
    @yahshaunyahu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    😆 I have a new name now BROTHER BECKY lol

  • @brenyatta
    @brenyatta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I at first thought they weren’t gonna touch upon Assange in this sketch. I got two surprises, with this

  • @behindblueyes83sm
    @behindblueyes83sm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Satire at its best. Those full house references tho 😂😂😂

  • @avix007
    @avix007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Why such a mild reaction to the "Let's get nuts!" line? That's iconic, man!

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Audience was too young to get it.

  • @thenewdali1
    @thenewdali1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Melissa Villaseñor earned this video a like

    • @npnpnp858
      @npnpnp858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      David Lawlor She looks suprisingly lot like Takashi 😄

  • @abhisukhey498
    @abhisukhey498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Them: Avengers might have the biggest crossover yet
    Well, 5:55

  • @alvapazz
    @alvapazz ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m sorry but Assange is a hero and he deserves all the respect

  • @LPow58
    @LPow58 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Keaton's "let's get nuts" went underappreciated. That's one of his lines from Batman.

  • @sanquinlily
    @sanquinlily 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    James Bond super-villains usually don't get nominated for Nobel Peace Prizes.

  • @philjreese
    @philjreese 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was waiting for the "You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts!" Well played, Michael Keaton. Well played.

  • @biancamuldrow3533
    @biancamuldrow3533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "You want a reenactment?" 😂😂

  • @eduardorubiomartinez6468
    @eduardorubiomartinez6468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Give Michael Keaton an Oscar for this performance, he is great!!!

    • @c.l.1820
      @c.l.1820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He didn't even do his accent

    • @matthewbosco9190
      @matthewbosco9190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      c. l. because Michael Keaton is the man that he didn’t want to do the accent he said I’m gonna do whatever I want and if u gotta a problem with that he said u wanna get nuts (breaks a beer bottle to make a shiv) come on let’s get nuts

  • @justinaragland3025
    @justinaragland3025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    PROUD OF YOU SNL !!!!! YOU'LL STEPPED YOUR GAME UP!!!

  • @jasonpaz
    @jasonpaz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    SNL stepping their game up!! These guys didnt get the batman reference

    • @wolfshanze5980
      @wolfshanze5980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean an audience full of a bunch of kids that were in Kindergarten when 9/11 happened don't remember a movie from 1989?

    • @tanedasmith9370
      @tanedasmith9370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JASON KALANI I got it and I was on the floor😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @jasonpaz
      @jasonpaz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tanedasmith9370 u was the only one clapping then

  • @OvSpP
    @OvSpP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    When Batman goes to jail.

  • @kerryegan3091
    @kerryegan3091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was not expecting Michael Keaton to show up, that was awesome 😂😂😂🥰🥰🥰

  • @phishym0e
    @phishym0e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Nice mainstream media hitjob on the person who released the Panama papers. Any one remember the Panama papers?!

  • @potusforus9331
    @potusforus9331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "I gotta take a wikileak." lol

  • @gabos7892
    @gabos7892 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Julian Assange is a hero.

  • @baboKeisari
    @baboKeisari 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Michael Keaton just makes everything better. And Batman-reference is on point. :D

  • @MrTravisCS
    @MrTravisCS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Tekashi 69 finally made it big!

  • @ZeroChannelZero
    @ZeroChannelZero ปีที่แล้ว

    This is soo subtle but it shows what great stage instincts Michael Keaton has. At 4:04 Kyle almost trips over Keenan’s foot and starts to break. Keaton immediately laughs in character, drawing the audience’s attention away from Kyle for exactly 1 beat which is all it takes for Kyle to recover and finish his line. Then Keaton wraps up with the punchline. It all happens so fast there’s no break in momentum and the punchline works. It could’ve bombed if Kyle’s stumble had broken the rhythm but Keaton swoops in and saves the gag. A true Batman.

  • @matthewerickson5607
    @matthewerickson5607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    SNL is now the CIA Comedy Hour

    • @jaykelley103
      @jaykelley103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah. It's sad and a bit terrifying.