ships r us
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
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*extreme close-up & whispers* "It's free shipping."
HOW DARETH THEE
HEART THIS COMMENT.
PLEASE.
That is absolutely hilarious
Lmao
@@Detective_Grav I love your username. 💖
The multi-shippers are shaking when they come in
Its a treat being in there
I'd probably cry of happiness by how many ships are available
xoxLilli Kittyxox tbh same lol
I’ve been waiting for this one, TURN IT UP
I'll buy your entire stock
you forgot the people who calls every ship they don’t like “toxic”
g o d i h a t e t h o s e p e o p l e-
i do too
There's a difference between an actual toxic relationship and one that isn't the best (in the head of the person talking about it)
No she didn’t, towards the beginning there was a Karen complaining about problematic ships
"there's a 4 year age gap!"
People say this when both characters are in their 20's or something
@@honeqq IKR, why can't we ship what we like unless it's illigal?
Me: •sees new character•
Also Me: •ships her with Fanfic Cafe Barista•
SOMBODY WRITE A FAN FIC ABOUT THIS PLEASE
I thought I was the only one!
YES YES YEEES!!!
I ship them too- and I bet that this character is friends with whoever works at the fanart parlor, since I think that’s who she was talking to on the phone- they all know each other-
Yes
Ship r us. Fanfic cafe.
Coley is creating her own universe.
And I stan with it
We are now entering the age of the CCU: Coley Cinematic Universe. 💖
I want fan fic of this place.
We Stan 1000 percent!!!
Would you think her "entering fandoms be like" would be a massive hotel then?
"I want there to be a height difference."
_"daring today aren't we?"_
i did not just get called out. nope. nahhh. ahaha, no.
yes, i enjoy a basic dynamic out of the few that i love. what's your point. 🙄
Hey u ain't alone!
Blue and red.. height difference.. opposite personalities...
Oh my god.
Quarentine is hitting her so hard she’s creating her very own universe and I love that
i ship the ships r us emploee with the fanarts emploee
kobra Same tho-
I wonder if they sell that, or do we need only get this ship at fanfic cafe ??
Same
This gives me Tattoo Artist x FlowerShop AU vibes
You......omg your a genius
“I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE SELLING THESE SHIPS! I NEED TO TALK WITH YOUR MANAGER”
Hello yes Karen police? I have found one, she’s right here and complaining about ships
Coley called out the fancops and shipping antis in the best way possible. And I am living for it. XD
shes complaining about guns AND ships.
So hear me out-
Enemies to lovers
Angsty Ships R Us employee x preppy fanfic cafe barista
Hmmm sounds good, I wonder if we'll find this at that cafe-
Ayushi M yeah I wonder..
@@ayushim2754 it would be incredible to have sequel that has a customer order that in the cafe
@@AZDfox I hope coley sees this somehow-
@@ayushim2754 if you really want to, you could tag her
"I've been working here for the past 4 years and the fact that you managed to bring something that repulses even me is... shocking."
It was Deku x Nomu wasn't it
or kotoko x monaca (yes people actually ship it)
All might x mineta 🤡
Nah Sans x Papyrus-
My bet's on something Endeavour related.
Todoroki, Kirishima, or even Eri ffs.
@@tommy6therockstarhogan244 oh god…
If all the canon ships are green, then imagine the utter sweep of green after Destiel was confirmed canon
The Worker is the most relatable person
That slow, even and unbothered "securityyyy" is an emotion
th-cam.com/video/ldCjkrsveKQ/w-d-xo.html
yer that was me when i worked in retail, NEVER AGAIN!
- Friendly Rivals
- Red and Blue color scheme
- Height Difference
Me Instantly: *_Stony_*
Wot
@@o0DreamCream0o Steve Rogers x Tony Stark
Xzero and Zerox two robot friendly maverick hunter
YES THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT OF- 👌✨
@@charlizeguzman632
Ahh
Being a multishipper in the Sanders Sides fandom is pretty much like: Hi, I'll take your entire stock. (Except *that* one, of course)
Roman X Remus? That's what I'm assuming is the forbidden ship you speak of
literally
RemRom truly is horrific
Oh boy, I haven't seen Sanders Sides in a while
YukiNobu + NobuToshi 😜
I am living for that "Atlantis: the Lost Empire" reference.
I never watched that and I am so confused
THIS WOMAN IS A GENIUS
someone should make this, I can get a job there
'i knew the protagonist had two hands for a reason'
I'm DYING
DYING
Me: Okay I'll take these three from the same fandom here.....oh and I'll have one side characters ship please
Employee: Okay, you're final price-
Me: Oh actually I'd also like two ships from this fandom. And 2 from this one....oh and one from here
Employee: Will that be all-
Me: Oh no, no, no I'm not done. So, I was browsing and I found these 5 ships that I absolutely ADORE. Would you know what fandoms they're from...?
Emplpyee: If you'd give me a second I coul-
Me: Ooh actually I'll put this one back it seems very problematic. But yes I'll have all the others.
Multi-fandom, multi-shippers
Multi-fandom Multi-shipper Multi-broken
This whole thing. Yes. Just, yes.
Why is this me???
HNCJFJVIVJVJ U DIDN'T HAVE TO CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT
This is me.
The dilemma of choosing between a childhood friend and a mysetuoris coworker gave me an idea. Synopsis: The main character has not seen their childhood friend who they used to have a crush on in years until they begin to work at the protagonist’s workplace. The childhood friend has changed drastically and has become mysterious, but does the main character still have feelings for their childhood friend?
Edit: I think there might be some stories with this kind of plot out there so if you know any stories with a similar plot to this, feel free to recommend
Skip Beat is a little similar
I love how the employee is basically Squidward.
Me, a multishipper: *slams purchases on the counter* I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!
2:24 why am i shipping these two now. the facial expressions. the chemistry. the dyNAMIC-
“Friendly rivals dynamic with the color schemes of red and blue and also a height difference-“
*Bagginshield identified* 👁👄👁
I love how she is making a little universe-
And I want to visit the fanfic cafe and ships r us.✨
"welcome to ships r us, where all your shipping dreams come true"
*oh god is that bakudeku*
When you realize her REAL NAME IS NICOLE because NICOLE = COLEY Coley DOES THINGS
oh my god. Genius.
How long did that take you to figure out?
I'm sorry it might be me not being a native speaker but I don't get this?can you explain?
bruh
@@kahu624 lmao i don't get it either but it seems incredible
@@godot4898 lmaoo ikr?
Ships r us is great and all, but I can't wait for "Fandoms r us" to open.
Oh lordy no
We know the fanart parlor has got to be coming soon too-
@@starflightruby6259 yup
Yes
@a guy Fandom Mall, YES, that is a great idea!! 😊.
"excuse me while I internally vomit" me when I see under age characters (or people) in 18+ fanfics
Then the entirety of Mha? Because I have seen that too many times.
@@sammywerbenjagermanjesen4460 I was gonna say the same thing!
What if they’re aged up tho?
Help me. I’ve been in the bnha fandom for about six months now. I’m hiding in the corner with my favorite ship (wonder duo) and watching the world burn. I’m so scared. I’ve seen a lot of horrible stuff but I’m too invested in the story to leave the fandom now. What do I do??? I’m so scared help me ;-;
Ah yess…..my favorite places.Fanfic cafe in the morning,fanart parlor in the afternoon,and ships r us in the evening
They need to make a video called “shipping war” where it’s a actual war
For some reason, watching this make me ship the store girl with the newbie who's shipping for the first time👀👀👀 it's the dynamic man danggit
ahh your creativity is QUALITY, like wow, love you tons and take care bb
6:29 "There's desire but it's also super cute." *That's some 'Nose To Wind' Tomarry shit*
So this is what wattpad would look if it was a actual town
"I knew the protagonist had 2 hands for a reason!"
HA!
"So that's why so many of them are yellow"
Why am I crying
I feel like we have ALL been called out.
I really hope Coley reads the comments so she can see how many people are shipping the ships r us employee with the fanfic cafe barista. I've already seen a flashfic in the comments, and a fluffy one-shot and short multichapter fic on wattpad
If she invested in this this year, she'd be as popular as Zoom
THE FUCKING ATLANTIS REFERENCE AT 6:39 OH MY GOD
Popular ships: * exist *
Me: nnnaaah, ima ship the ones that are the most hated but they actually could be defended.
Same, dude, same-
Yukimura Rekka will traumatized when he shipped by his coach nobunaga tenma student coach relationships zone
JD and Veronica from Heathers is an example of this lmao
@@Star-zx1mh Tooshie Homura x Nobunaga Tenma = NobuToshi
@@Star-zx1mh lmao legit tho
2:04 "Is it sunshine child and dark, mysterious, moody edgelord."
Did someone just say Solangelo?
I keep hearing that repeated. What fandom is it from? I wanna check it out.
@@fireheartstorm1409 Percy Jackson.
@@laurarae28 Thank you!
It is totally solangelo
Shippers: arguing about who’s ship is canon
Multi shippers who probably have a least one ship canon:
*I just sit back and observe*
the one who is like "I'll take this one, and this one anD thIS ONE" is so me lmao
Your little laugh at 5:13 gives me life! XD
why is absolutely no one talking about how good coley looks as the ships r us worker
this store doesnt even exsist butits still my favorite place in the world
A mechanicus: where's the boats?
Employee: we're not that type of ship r us
Friendly rivals, red and blue color scheme...
_klance is that you?_
Coleydoesthings universe is what I spend my time on
*Friendly Rival*
*Red and Blue*
*Hight difference*
...Either Logince Or prinxiety with a blue Virgil
xD
Didn't have to call the entire heckin fandom out sheesh
OR KARMAGISA FROM ASSASSINATION CLASSROOM
Heh, with how Putting Others First went, maybe Royality too-
Hannah The Sneezing Panda Maybe owo
I love the parts when she's on the phone and the customer in the background's trying to get her attention.
Cosplay Boutique, Fansong Records, and Voice Over Studios
"Sunshine Child and dark moody edgelord"
Me: *Turns to the Kagehina in the corner*
The Karen shipping customer... I feel sorry for the poor employee
I thought it meant "ships r us " as in "we are ships" as in "we are made of ships" which ngl is true
For me, I’m a multishipper for characters I’m not closely attached with, but the few fandoms I love are the ones I always have 1 ship in 💀
"I knew the protagonist had two hands for a reason" BROKE ME. I'm laughing way too hard at this joke kASJVBAKVJASBVKJAB
Working at Ships-R-Us sounds like a great way to go crazy. Like, you'd have to deal with ship wars, problematic ships, overprotective shippers, rarepair shippers who try to dig up the most obscure ships nobody has ever heard of, etc etc etc.....
respect to that woman who actually chose that as her career xD
6:34 - gotta love the Wilhelmina Bertha Packard reference :3
I love these concepts, I don't know how you imagine all of that
Me: Purchasing all the tv shows and video game ships
Other Customer: "Uhh what is she doing"
Worker: "Oh shes a regular here, she just finds as many gay stuff from as many tv shows and video games she can find"
Other Customer: *Ah*
I love this and I love you and your skits! I needed this today so thank you Coley!
you forgot the person who comes in to nitpick at all of them and try to clean the shelves
I lowkey wish this place was real
Ships r us being in the coffee shop has me dead it's too perfect 😂
It is unbelievable ironic that I started shipping the “Too peppy” Barista with the “Done with everything” Ships r’ us employee... Why am I like this?
ShHHhh it's ok I kinda do too.
Damn it now I ship them too... hang on why is that a bad thing? more ships are never a bad thing! :-D
I ship them too-
The minute Squidward said "The one with the too peppy barista?" I was all like "Oooh, I already see some tension goin' on!"
You could make a literal coffee shop au about them
“And the color scheme of red and blue”
Cut to red and blue arguing in the next part of the sketch. I see you there.
omg renga
That would be perfect but blue and cyan are too cute to break up
@@Bee-bx5dl you read my mind
RENGA AND REKI I'M-
@@mayk7124 No Cleo that's illegal :(
Next: ColeyDoesThings The Movie: Into the Shippingverse.
Alright people lets go through this one last time
That would be like the Brandon Roger series which is awesome! 😆
Me (Emerald the witch): I'm gonna helping someone when the shipping goes trouble.
My obitsu doris: that's my owner keep I eyes on the Fandoms.
halfway through the movie their bunkered down in the shop and they owe the cashier a desk.
(you dont know what would happen in order to cause that? naw don't worry, i wouldnt either.)
@@cristaltophat pLEASE I’M WHEEZING SHDNSGDHDGSHHD 😭😂
Shipper: "I knew the protagonist had two hands for a reason!"
Me: *spills water all over myself while washing dishes*
literally lmao
@@winterwisteria you poor innocent child
@@winterwisteria that it can be a poly relationship!
I'm wheezing way too hard than the usual 🤣
I don't understand???
This is literally just ao3
like seriously
I'm calling ao3 ships r us now
Plausible enough
Accurate
nah ao3 is the fanfic cafe
wormoffthestring then what’s ships r us?
@@addiimae tumblr fic rec blogs
Suggestion for the Fandomverse:
A church where readers and writers go to confess their reading/writing sins.
• The readers want to cleanse their minds of surprise mpreg
• The writers are questioning why they enjoyed writing that really dark angst fic so much
• The priest has heard it all, so now can't help but enjoy the gossip.
IT'S THE SURPRISE MPREG FOR ME-
WE 👏 NEED 👏 THIS 👏 VIDEO 👏
Yess👏🏻👏🏻😂
Yesss
The priest is also the one saying the gossips over the phone of the Ship r us employee
Lmao, that “securityyyyyyy” was the most monotone and hilarious thing I have ever heard 😂
Classic, stereotypical edgy teen who doesn't care about anything and just works for the money
lmao she reminds me of Mermista from She-ra
Anyone else notice that she went ‘oh shit not again-‘ ?
Ikrrr
Yea lol
I love this ship r us person. Because shipping is not for everyone and having to deal with so many people who ship would be kind of a nightmare. Since some are bit....protective of their ship.
*coughs* voltron fandom *cough cOUGH*
@@soupforfree *CoUgH* some of the MHA fandom *C O U G H*
**Cough** SVTFOE Fandom **Cough**
Steven universe fandom....oops forgot to cough, **COUGH**
Percabeth
*walks into fanfic cafe*
Barista: hi, what can I get you?
Me: I’d like an enemies to lovers barista x Ships R Us employee fluff fic.
Barista: excuse me?
PFAHAHAHAHAHAHA same
Wait- you’re onto something 🤣
I ship it
okay low key would like to see that
I'd pay to read that 👁
"Hey, where can I get crossover ships?"
"... Back corner, behind the rarepairs. Good luck."
I’ll be there forever trying to find the crossover I need
I try not to fall into crossover ships for that exact reason.
@@Cinnaschticks I'm just really lucky that my favourite is a ship that I just happened to stumble across.
*Cries in crossover shipper*
Also cries in Damian Wayne x Mabel Pines
I need this to be an entire TV series. Set in a small town called Fandom. Where all the different stores interact. I love this. This is a literal fandom AU.
I agree, but a megapolis instead, because Fandoms are huge and there is a lot of them.
Well now I know what I'm dedicated the next 10 years of my life to
I have a fandom AU as my maladaptive daydreaming storyline that is similar to what she does, except the extra thing is they have powers and special abilities. Each fandom has their own "show and poll" (I guess). Plus, they're like country-sized. Also, the fans meet the creators and the characters/idols./actors in an epic crossover to restore balance and save the world.
.....
I don't know either but come on, that would be pretty cool right? Having superpowers to save the world with your favorite characters/idol(s)?! I'd be down lol.
@Jasmine Christensen I could try writing out my daydreams and recreate mini-series on youtube (on a new channel) but that might take a while. BUT I WOULD LOVE TOO
*raises hand* C-can I do that?
I'm 99.9% sure the store employee lost her will to live during the Oncest shipping fandom
Pretty sure this is cannon to the coleyverse
Doesn't sound like the worst thing ever, how bad could that be?
Haha I'm funny like my comment bitch
considering she said she has only worked there for four years, she wasn't working there during the onecest craze. my hc is that whoever was working there previously lost their shit and quit
Do I dare ask what that is?
@@bri1024 You really shouldn't
May or may not be shipping ShipsRUs clerk and FanficCafe barista.
Y E S
@@lunarsoul6850 just wait for the fanart parlor
Wait for the Build a OC cause I wanna work there!
@davina Markus so true
new otp
Sometimes I forget there are people who arent multishippers.
There is who now
wait?? not everyone ships their favorite character with four other people?? ahah wow
I’m being completely honest when I say I forget sometimes as well
@@Evelynthenightguard4567 Bro don't call me out like that
People like them exists?
"Well yeah I don't like most ships but do you understand how good of a discount I could get on the ships I DO like?"
okay girl go ahead and call out anyone working at an establishment SOLELY for the benefits and NOTHING ELSE lol.
Also why does Ships R Us Coley give me HARDCORE Theo from Haunting of Hill House vibes? Love that.
Shes a giver (of ships)
@@margaridabento9726 eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lol
not me wanting to work at starbucks just for the free cofee
@@copycatkillerwithachemicalcut not me wanting to work at DisneyWorld just to get in and bring in people for freeee.....oh wait I already did that.....
SHI-
Ribotto Studios :0
You missed the opportunity to say 'unfortunately that ship has sailed' when out of stock
Me shipping in some fandoms: BEING A MULTI-SHIPPER IS NOT AN OPTION TO ME-
Me in other fandoms: ahaha, sure I can take all 15 of those what's the harm in that?
Meeeeee
I know right XD
Omg that's so true
someone who understands me
me in 1 fandom: I HAVE O N E SHIP AND I AM LOYAL TO IT
me in another fandom: i like this character with him but also her and....ooh what's this? interesting, may consider
THAT'S SO ME
Me, a multishipper: I’ll take this, this, this, this, this, ooo this looks new, haven’t thought of it that way before but it could work!
Me too. Especially when I see like rare ships and like few polyamorous ships, I'm like "Who thought of this and why havent I seen this!!???"
same though,,
SAME THOUGH... except I like rare pairs more
SAME I ship a little bit of popualr ships,
Some rarepairs,some poly ones
Yessss!
"A ship that's really getting popular"
"Lowkey jerks"
"Thick headedness and stubbornness"
"Arrogance"
I don't know man, sounds like Sakuatsu to me
hehehehe😉
@Gabriella Dure A Haikyuu!! ship.
I first thought of Sakuatsu when I heard those lines
@Gabriella Dure Atsumu Miya, that Walmart version of Sangwoo.
Me (Emerald the witch): something pretty fishing in here
“And he took his suitcase with him? Honey I don’t think he’s coming back!”
The fact that I know e x a c t l y where this quote is from-
Where?
rainbw 3573 Atlantis the lost empire
The “No no, I’ll call you.” was what gave it away for me. In fact, I can hear the lady’s voice in my head right now just thinking about it. Atlantis is criminally underrated.
Danielle factssss
Atlantis
Me as a multishipper entering the shop: I'll take this, and this, and maybe some of this, and this and this...
*takes down shelves*
I will buy this whole section of the store
Right I want this, and this, and that, and ooh this, and I've gotta have this one and- Actually can I just buy the whole store?
this is so true
I'm pretty sure this shop would be the reason I go broke
“And he took his suitcase with him? Oh, honey I don’t think he’s coming back”
I SPOTTED THAT ATLANTIS PACKARD REF COLEY
Huh? You mean Atlantis the movie?
@@randomfandomcreator2376 YEP
@@ohhiolivia like the animated one ? What was the scene she refrenced
Finally! Someone else knows what Atlantis: the lost empire is! 💙💕
@@BrielleMyers-v8c of course!!!!
"do you have any non-cannon gay ships where the characters are still canonically gay?"
"yes, we do, twelve to be exact"
"great!"
"they're all from sanders sides"
" *oh* "
edit: i dont mean that sanders sides ships are invalid, im just saying that we dont get very many canonically gay characters who arent in relationships, thats all
Well, I mean... Yeah...
Sanders Sides!!
My ships that I ship romantically are Logicality and Prinxiety. I ship all the other ones platonically.
My girlfriend told me about Sanders Sides shipping. She says it's basically Oncest x6
Hetalia too!
_sigh_ ... unfortunately
multi-shippers barging inside: *I'LL TAKE ALL YOUR STOCKS*
"I'll buy the whole store, thanks"
a mentally deranged otaku, HAH-That’s me.
I'll the whole company pls thank you
Meeeeeeeee.
Me
You should include:
Watching an entire show based off of one ship.
Edit: Jesus Christ I got so many likes from calling all of y’all out. Btw thanks for the likes and comments mom I’m famous
Don't call out the miraculous fandom like that
How dare you call me out like that??
😶 I have been called out😅 I’ve don’t this so many times and none of them ever become canon😭 I get pulled in by fan edits that I thought were real!
Isn't that just Merlin.
I'm coughing in Catradora
“Feeling daring today aren’t we”
*SQUIDWARD IS THAT YOU*
Me: Excuse me but do you have any Polyamory ships?
Coley: Canon or Non-Canon?
Me: ...THERE ARE *CANON* POLYAMORY SHIPS??? WHERE??!?!
firebringer
Highschool DxD? I don't know if it is polyamory shipping, I've never watched it before.
Lonnie x Kyle x Rogelio I think is one of them (She-ra)
Mark, Kieran and Cristina... SHADOWHUNTERS UNITE
Fara Tequillo jemilla x the entire audience comes to mind
Someone needs to make an actual website for this cuz mannnn I'd pay mad bucks
Same
Yesss we pay someone to draw the ship for us or something
@@idkanymore2183 sorry did you mean "commissions"?
@@bigusdickus4393 yeah sorry
Same dude.
"Is it sunshine child and dark, serious moody edgelord?--" fanfic café barista x ships r us clerk shippers: 👁️👄👁️
Honestly she’s so creative I can’t
I LOVE YOUR PFP AAAA
"The one with the too peppy barista" I can feel the shippers coming for these two.
They're already here
Here's a fic I'm making for them if you wanna read it.
my.w.tt/ukXqDZE7H9
oh we are
@@idontwantahandle651 Thank for the link. See I knew it that that we can get it at Fanfic Cafe and not at here (Ship r Us)
Me: ”Wow this ship is immaculate.”
Brian: ”It’d be better with context .”
Me: ”By golly you're right!”
And that's how I start watching shows
the reason im even considering watching mha is because tsuchako looks cute
Who's Brian?
GoldFlannel My inability to type 😭🖖. *brain
@@slytherinlady3907 Tsuraka is life-
Me with douchifer in Lucifer(TV)