@@shadowmoon2553 when he gonna tear you appart and shatter your mind in the ocean while givin you bitter-sweet talk and then do the *couple stuff* to you when you've not complatly recovered. AND TRAP YOU IN SOME KIND OF KING GAME WITH YOUR LOVED ONES AND/OR PURE INNOCENT KIDZ : *would you still belittle his big JAWS potential ?*
Me: I've been hearing a lot of asmrs lately... Friend1: Asmrs? Me: Yep. Friend1: I've did asmr! blah blah blah makbang blah blah lol Friend2: I like asmr too! Friend3: how can you guys hear asmr at night, tho? Me: guys... tbh, I don't hear makbang asmr... I'm more into anime asmr... *me who watches mha +18 asmrs and not telling them that •_•'')*
IrrelevantWeeb unlike in the other one... He just states that he got Kidnapped, no biggie. And the entire fandom is ready to attack the LOV, or whoever took our precious bean
Vil Deku's cutie: left him Vil Baku's cutie: Died Vil shoto's cutie: Died from POISON Vil Kiri's Beauty cool: ALIVE STILL WHOS NEXT DENKI'S BUZZY BEAUTIFUL SUNSHINE NUGGET DIED FROM A HEART ATTACK (So Kiri is always getting the good stuff)
kiri: "i'm still good ol' kiri! right?" me: "uh" 2 seconds later kiri: "sO what do you wanna do? dEaTh gAmEs, cuddle, pizza? PLAY DARTS WITH YOUR B O D Y P A R T S?"
_Hippity Hoppity everyone’s ovaries is Kirishima’s property_ Edit: Y’all little kids? The ones who AREN’T 18? I know you ain’t gonna listen but you can SERIOUSLY get Yagami in trouble. Like- In a LOT of trouble. And I know you’ll give me a bitch fit- I don’t care. Don’t watch these if you’re not 18. You can get her in a shit ton of trouble. I’m surprised that TH-cam even allowed you since I’m pretty sure Yagami started putting age restrictions on her videos. Unless you made an account that states your 18, that is.
Yagami: *posts during school* Me: *has a heart attack* Friends: what's wrong Me: they turned him into a villan Friends: who is that Me: anime Friends: *walks away*
Kiri: “Im still me... kirishima eijiro” “Im just a little...grey” Me an actual masochist: No.. your way hotter than usual Edit: .0. Thank you guys for 805 likes,, this is the most likes I’ve gotten so far
Me: I think I’m gonna watch Grey’s Ana- Notifications: I’ll do you one better. *slides over an envelope* Notifications: Take a look. *opens* Me: ... Me: Welp, guess there’s gonna be a change of plans- Holy Water: Will you be needing me or..?
At the beginning:Aww this audio sounds so cute. Why is it a Villain audio? A few minutes later: "Dont resist the chains..." Woah hold up?!?!? Edit1: 18:01 was a coment on the community tab when Yato announced that she was doing Kiri!!!!!!Don't think I didn't catch that😂.
Villains: come live with us in the league Me: no Villains: Eijiro’s waiting for you Me: Villains: come on, come on, come on Me: bet Villains: JUST LET US ADORE YOU
Actually you'd most likely be a queen since it is one of the most useful pieces the king can barely move and it can easily be checkmated the queen however can move in any direction that she wants however far she wants the king can only move one square it is almost useless so you'd be more of a queen piece or maybe a priest dude or a castle
@@Attackontrashcan well I do agree with your statement, that the king is useless abd the queen can do much more stuff, I still think I would be a king. Wait! Beforw you lose intrest, let me explain! The whole game revolves around protecting that piece, and once that piece is gone, you lose the entire game, even if you have more pieces then your opponent! In my game (if I was a main character of my own story) if I end up in harms way or imma bout to be deleted out of existence, the game would be over. All my fellow comrades (the other pieces) will no longer have the opportunity to beat the opponent now because their leader, me, is gone! This was just me basically saying, no matter who useless I think or know I am, I still do matter. XD sorry I did such a long explanation!
17:19 Kiri: that's why I think I'm the best of both worlds Me:🎶YOU GET THE BEEEESSTT OF BOTH WORLDS MIX IT ALL TOGETHER AND YOU KNOW THAT IT'S THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS 🎶
"I...I have learned things from a few people." list of people: Tomura Shigaraki Crumbly cookies Disintegration dude crusty lips I need some chapstick guy
So villain kirishima wears a shirt with no sleeves, but hero kirishima wears sleeves with no shirt. Ok I see where this is going I’m pICKinG Up whAt yOUr PutTinG DowN
Me: *peacefully doing the dishes* Kiri: What do you think I am? Random Add that pops up mid video: *Corey Gardner* Me: *stops mid thought to process what just happened*
Last Episode: "I don't think I have a bad bone in my body!"
Well, damn... Look at you now, Daddy Shark...!
Nah more like the meg
He's not just daddy shark now
@@meeplol802 Ahh--! The Meg would be TOO much for me...!
@@jeangunnhildr3677 Damn straight😎
@Sachicocoa daddy jaws
Kiri: “We gotta come back with style huh?”
Me: *slips fedora on* heehee
oh 😂😏
“Hello m'shark”
@@MocoteLocote r/niceguys
heehee * puts on a bow tie and a top hat*
Bean Goddess this pushed me into a fit of laughter damn it-
Villain Kiri: *says anything villainous or sus*
Me: oooohhh that doesnt sound very heroic-
I remember when he said that to Katsuki in the dub 😂
Shuddup shittyhair
Yep
Oh boy....
That wasn't very plus ultra of him.. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Me: *trying to write a paper*
Yato: *posts this*
Me: what is school-
School what's that who he
What's that word u said- " s c h o o l ???"
Same
That's my life rn
I was at school in class when this was posted and forgot headphones in my room
Kiri: I'll be your teacher...for now..
Aizawa: Am I a joke to you
Edit: never knew this would be popular :0
Aizawa: Do YoU ThInK ThIs Is EaSy
**UA teachers cry in the distance**
Aizawa: I don't get paid enough for this..
Well at least no homework!
@@denkikaminari4959 *KAMINARI DON'T SUPPORT HIM-*
Kirishima: You look a bit wobbly
Me: He drugged us didn’t he?
Kirishima: Did I give you too much of that drug
Me: * Flips a table * I KNEW IT!!!!
●👄●
`is the table okay??
YOU HIT MY GOD DAMNED COMPUTER-
I FCKING KNEW IT!!
Oof we went 🤤😴
Bish I was asleep on that table
Kirishima: Hey, you. Hope you didn't miss me too much...
Me: *HOW COULD I NOT*
I *FELT* that on a personal and emotional level
I missed you heaps kiri! Where have you been!
“iM nOT aNy DiFFeREnT”
Baby shark has become the spongebob meme
*Big daddy shark* ya mean
@@zeynab8330 I think you mean ,
JAWS
..
*Mommy shark?*
no kiri is still smol sharky boi uwu
@@shadowmoon2553 when he gonna tear you appart and shatter your mind in the ocean while givin you bitter-sweet talk and then do the *couple stuff* to you when you've not complatly recovered. AND TRAP YOU IN SOME KIND OF KING GAME WITH YOUR LOVED ONES AND/OR PURE INNOCENT KIDZ :
*would you still belittle his big JAWS potential ?*
Kirishima: * Kidnaps the listener *
Me: This is fine-
Nope
Me: *kills my dad*
Also me: this is perfectly fine!
This is completely fine! And thats not just bc im used to kidnapping people 😅
Me being my asexual self listening to these yagami yato audios super uncomfortable: *this is fine! 😃*
This is totally fine
Kiri: Rise and shine
*Flashback to Villain Deku*
Me: Ah hell no
Also me: *In Kylie Jenner's Voice* rISe aNd ShINe
Deku slapped us
@izuku midorya ah, are you a villain?
Izuku Midoriya gosh pls no
Ms Weeboo nOoOooOo
**flashbacks to Villain Deku**
NO
NOT AGAIN
**starts crying**
Kiri: "Hey you."
Me: *p r e g n a n t*
•Lil Sunshine• LMAOO
@@moni5397 IT'S TRUE THO LMAO
•Lil Sunshine• YES. YOU AREN’T WRONG.
I AM DONE
Hotel: Trivago
friend: soooo what kind of asmr are you into these days?
me: ... *its complicated*
Kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeekekekek
CaileighAnn Hoffman bro i wish-
My thoughts daily
Me: I've been hearing a lot of asmrs lately...
Friend1: Asmrs?
Me: Yep.
Friend1: I've did asmr! blah blah blah makbang blah blah lol
Friend2: I like asmr too!
Friend3: how can you guys hear asmr at night, tho?
Me: guys... tbh, I don't hear makbang asmr... I'm more into anime asmr... *me who watches mha +18 asmrs and not telling them that •_•'')*
Yesn't 😁
Me: "So where have you been this whole time?"
Kiri: *gives vague answer
Me: "Something feels fishy... but you cute so whatever"
IrrelevantWeeb unlike in the other one...
He just states that he got Kidnapped, no biggie.
And the entire fandom is ready to attack the LOV, or whoever took our precious bean
Ahhh
True dat.
Same...
Kirishima: “There Could Be Only One Graduate...So I Had To Take Them Down..”
The Entire Fandom: “wOaH WoAh WOAH...”
WOAH WOAH WOAH - beetlejuce jokes
kiri boi
HOLD UP, HOLD UP GIRL IM YOUR PAL!
I think villain kiri has been getting into the danganronpa fandom :o
@@rubee_buzz THERE SWEET BUT I'M A DEMON STRAIGHT FROM HELL
I KNOW I WENT HARD ON THE SELL BUT WE'RE BFFFFFS FOREVER!*gets yeeted off UA campus*WAAAAHHHHHHHHH
"You still trust me, right?"
........yOU ROOFIED ME KIRI
Me see's villain Kiri: MAMA IM IN LOVE WITH A CRIMINAL!
Edit:daym 100 likes! Thanks guys !!
And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical~~
Mama please don't cry I will be alright all reason aside I just can't deny I love that guy
𝘍𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘍𝘕𝘈𝘍 𝘈𝘔𝘝𝘴
AnD hE's GoT mY nAmE~
TaTtOo On HiS aRm HiS lUcKy ChArm~
So I guess it’s ok he’s with me
Vil Deku's cutie: left him
Vil Baku's cutie: Died
Vil shoto's cutie: Died from POISON
Vil Kiri's Beauty cool: ALIVE STILL
WHOS NEXT DENKI'S BUZZY BEAUTIFUL SUNSHINE NUGGET DIED FROM A HEART ATTACK
(So Kiri is always getting the good stuff)
@The Gay Doctor yeah true, what happened to the other one the original
@@cinnaxmoon02 idk
THEY DID WHAT!!!!!!
wait i died twice then how am i hear commenting XD
What about Vil Shinso?
Kiri:*lists gruesome stuff we could do*
Me, nervously sweating: oh, Neptune-
me: hMm....can i do darts-
Me before the video starts: I'm so ready for villain Kiri
Kirishima: Hey-
Me:... HOLD ON I WASN'T READY
Edit: OMG thanks for the likes uwu
Your body wasn’t regi
@@redriot7559 Yeah, I wasn't Mr Riot
@@screeching_crow4674 Nothing could have prepared me
THAT PFP THO-
@@Scribbles-hz9ec I fell in love at the same time
I was JUST listening to the comfort audio last night and he was talking about "there's no way I could be evil" 👀👀👀SIR-
IKRRRRR
AHAHAHA!
Kirishima: *breathes*
The fandom: "Let's make him hotter"
kiri: *exists*
fandom: MARRY ME!!
me: ......*slowly takes out a human sized sack*
bakugou:oh hell no move he's mine dammit
I won't deny, they've done excellent work.
However, we cannot deny that nature has done a mighty fine job of that already
I swear, if Kiri gonna be breaking my heart he's gonna catch these hands
Did he? It'll be like punching a brick wall😂
Your gonna break your hand
Then I'll fight him with a Jack hammer. Modern problems require modern solutions
DEPRESSED CHICKEN MAN 😂😂
Well he's probably already holding them
Yagami: *posts 18+*
Period: Am I a joke to you?
Me: Always have been, always will be
I don’t know if I should be crying or laughing with you cause I am in that exact situation
....
I fucking hate being a woman
Gurl shit Same . God Period is a Biiiitch
i wish i was born a dude
Sydney Same
Mooood tho
kiri: "i'm still good ol' kiri! right?"
me: "uh"
2 seconds later
kiri: "sO what do you wanna do? dEaTh gAmEs, cuddle, pizza? PLAY DARTS WITH YOUR B O D Y P A R T S?"
Uuuuh 💀
Mmm yes sounds like same ol kiri
*uuuuuuhhhh......*
Me(my OC): I don't wanna play darts with my body parts
Also me : heh, that rhymes
Don’t be shy, *✨put the timestamp✨*
Me in the beginning: Is this really villain Kiri?
Me after 7 minutes: OH FRICK
Same 👀
Me at minute 5: oh shut, what can happen in two minutes-
“You probably feel so woozy because you’re excited to see me”
I don’t think that’s how it works but ok
I love your profile pic xD
Me: *looks at profile pic*
Also me: *plays Uno reverse card* try again
*no u*
He cute so we gon go with it
Kiri : If I was baby shark, then I might be jaws
Me : so.. no more baby shark du du du du?
Nope😭😭
Awwww
*inserts jaws theme song*
i mean he’s more daddy shark now 👀
nope we reach next stage which is daddy shark-
_Hippity Hoppity everyone’s ovaries is Kirishima’s property_
Edit: Y’all little kids? The ones who AREN’T 18? I know you ain’t gonna listen but you can SERIOUSLY get Yagami in trouble. Like- In a LOT of trouble.
And I know you’ll give me a bitch fit- I don’t care. Don’t watch these if you’re not 18. You can get her in a shit ton of trouble.
I’m surprised that TH-cam even allowed you since I’m pretty sure Yagami started putting age restrictions on her videos. Unless you made an account that states your 18, that is.
oof
But i don’t
「•BeautyCool•」
But.... but I’m only 12 ;-;
Just your average Bakugou loving weeb WTH I-
Just your average Bakugou loving weeb I’m sorry, but hun I don’t think you should be listening to the Sammich version of anything if you’re only _12_
"HOW IS HE SO FREAKING CUTE AND RESPECTFUL? THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM!"
I SMELL A TIK TOK REFERENCE
@@PawWolf CAUGHT RED HANDED
@@twisty5930 Lol 😂😂😂
Your not alone (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
@@ninakeiko4548 YOU GOT ME THERE
“Well that doesn’t sound very heroic” -kirishima
Me:well ain’t this ironic
Yagami: *posts during school*
Me: *has a heart attack*
Friends: what's wrong
Me: they turned him into a villan
Friends: who is that
Me: anime
Friends: *walks away*
That's so true
At least im not the only one
*very reliable*
Some of my friends think anime is dumb and stupid and I yell at them and say "YOU DONT UNDERSTAND"
@@sheriahfields2653 *one of my friend is exactly like that*
Kiri: If I was baby shark, then I guess that means I'm jaws now
Me: NO NOO NOOOOOOOOOOO WE LOST HIM
Paw Wolf at least it wasn’t daddy shark when that comment was made
2
MidnightBlast Gaming huh?
We’ve lost him bois.
Baby shark is no more. 😔
Honestly thought he was gana say daddy shark
Drugging someone you like is getting to yandere territory.
Is that a bad thing? 🔪🤔
@@togahimiko5169 yes to some people.
Awwww mannnn
You should see the other one is you think drugging is bad
yep-
34:33
Y’all need some holy water 💦
It’s gonna cost you a like ya know 😏
Thx 😊
I don’t need holy water I need a whole ocean of holy water😓🥺
@@derrickawlson2908 WAIT SO DO YOU NEED IT OR NOT
Thx bro 👌
Laugh 🥰
7:54
Kirishima I don't need anymore more drugs
I mean-
*what*
Mykonos Kan
Excuse me what-
@@4RCH1V1ST shhhhhh
Nah give me the drugs 🤪
No but for real plwase no more drugs I’m kinda a good kitty 😹
I clicked that and got an ad about being high wtf-
@@jazzbe1113 O h n o
36:13
Here ya go fellow veiwers! *Bruh i need grammerly 💀* here is your dirty mind going crazy!
Dont need likes! Cause likes don't grow on trees.!
I’m confused..... I was grading papers a few seconds ago..... how’d I.... end up here??
All Might U-ummm... I’m Jaws.
WHY ARE YOU WATCHING THIS?
All Might go back. You aren't ready
Omg you're watching this about you're own students Mr.Allmight?! *Even tho its non of my business but oh well uwu*
Oh no
Villain kiri:*exists*
Me:wait,that's illegal
STOP
you've violated the law
Literally! :D
I have two words *VILLIAN IIDA*
No pun intended😼🃏💅
It’s been to long since I seen a good thaw
Kiri: *is a villain *
Me: YouR STill bAbEy, riGHt?
Kiri: “Im still me... kirishima eijiro”
“Im just a little...grey”
Me an actual masochist: No.. your way hotter than usual
Edit: .0. Thank you guys for 805 likes,, this is the most likes I’ve gotten so far
i thought at the same thing 5 seconds ago lol
So I wasn’t the only one to think that
that’s what I sAId-
Omg i thought it said "Im still me kirishima eijiroio just a little...gay" I've been watching a little to much bakugo X Kirishima...woops...
IM SADISTIC
Kiri don't you dare be like DEKU
Kirishima: Hey you-
Me:GERNIEHSVANJOQJ HI
“The chains just add on to it”
My awkward self:” *kiinnnkkkyyy*”
•-•
Wow yup
*wheeze*
Same😂
Great minds think alike 😌
Around 35:00 u know
Well that costs you one like
⬇️ so much likes well the god of sinners thanks you😂❤
Tabea Baum wha....?!!! How?!
@@lucawastaken7366 God of sinners my name nice to meet you😂
*_ITS. BEEN. TEN. MINUTES._*
Kyoka Jirou HOWWW TFFFF
Thank you fellow sinner
Kiri: iknow I know I’ve been missing for months..
Me:is it because you didn’t want to pay child support?
Change months to years and that’s my dads excuse
@@imkatt8859 *sends virtual hug*
*slide you an envelope*
35:53
your welcome friend, but it will cost a like
*tips hat* thanks good sir
A like and a hug to you, friend!! X3
IM THE 69 LIKE!
Can I have it for free bc I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets😭
thank you
Me: I think I’m gonna watch Grey’s Ana-
Notifications: I’ll do you one better.
*slides over an envelope*
Notifications: Take a look.
*opens*
Me: ...
Me: Welp, guess there’s gonna be a change of plans-
Holy Water: Will you be needing me or..?
Me: No holy water shoo shoo
Holy water: *screeeeech*
God: Do i look like a joke to you..?
@@MothEsque oof ik that video it was hella funny lol
I'm just here for the villainy I'm a lesbian.
Kiri: I've been missing for months.....
Me: oh shit what happened this time...
For real tho😂
"You feel a little woozy? Maybe you're still hungry, eat up."
Me: /squint
I've seen you on a few different videos lol and I love ur pfp
Usagi tsukino is best girl
Like why we have to eat tho lol
Me:what did you put in this food kiri 🫥
*sees beautycruel in title *
Beautycool:ight I’ma head out
*why so many students already*
Shota Aizawa AIZAWA?!
Uraraka....
@@shotaaizawa9701 shit-
Well damn why you two too
*Villain Kiri exists*
Me: “WAIT-THAT’S ILLEGAL!”
EXACTLY!!!!
Klãrã Níçø YOU UNDERSTAND! YES
Villian kiri
Me:ALLMIGHT KIRISHIMA BEING ILLEGAL
BUT NOT REALLY ITS LIKE A PRESCRIBED DRUG XD
OMG HI ALASTOR 😆😆😆
HIS VOICE LIKE THIS IS ILLEGAL
My heart literally CONSTRICTED in my chest when he started talking.
Me: *Goes around yagami videos*
Yagami: *posts* here you go
Me: Thank you lord
Can we just talk about the art. OMG beauticool.
Kiri: "If I was baby shark"
Me thinking I know what he's going to say: "Now I'm Daddy shark"
Kiri: "Well then now I might be jaws"
Me: "shit"
I thot the same
Oml same here xD
I held my breath and waited for him to say that 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same ahahahahaha
*Guess that Pokemon*
IT'S PIKACHU
*Nefaria!*
FUCK
Me: working in art class
Yagami: posts
Me: Wait-but I’m in class...Whatever! THIS is art!
Yes yes it is
Go back to class!
Wowie it's nearly midnight here o-o
@@nershane5606 its morning here
Me too honestly. I'm in my graphics class while listening to this. 😅
At the beginning:Aww this audio sounds so cute. Why is it a Villain audio?
A few minutes later: "Dont resist the chains..."
Woah hold up?!?!?
Edit1: 18:01 was a coment on the community tab when Yato announced that she was doing Kiri!!!!!!Don't think I didn't catch that😂.
I was hoping to see someone comment on the Jaws part!
Samia Abney I’m surprised Daddy Shark wasn’t mentioned at that point in time
@@cheshirecat9037 Yeah something like that stays in my memory😂.
@@sparrow_nightwing4449 Honestly me too. Maybe she didn't feel comfortable doing that. And I dont blame her.
Samia Abney very true
Kiri: **is a villain**
My brain: Wait that's illegal-
My heart: Sorry hon, change of law-
I couldn't save him 😭😭😭
Also: Villain listener trying to "break" a hero~~
moi: **has a lot of homework to do**
yagami yato: **posts**
✨✨𝓼𝓾𝓭𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓵𝔂 𝓲 𝓭𝓸𝓷𝓽 𝓬𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝔂𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮✨✨
Villains: come live with us in the league
Me: no
Villains: Eijiro’s waiting for you
Me:
Villains: come on, come on, come on
Me: bet
Villains: JUST LET US ADORE YOU
JUST DO IT
kettle~chan *Nike has entered the chat-*
White diamond,is that you?!
You did not just do that😂 omfg now I'm depressed steven universe is over again 😭😂
Hero career? Don't know her
Me sleeping: uwu
Yato uploads: owo
Reads title: OwO
Lol
*shy child w-*
@@shotaaizawa9701 why are you here Aizawa?
Met accidently some student and since then I try to find them
@@shotaaizawa9701 understandable
*gives **34:02** to sinners and sprays lysol with holy water at them*
BACK OFF DEMONS
Edit: yall sinners better enjoy this treat
Idk what I'm doing with my life WHAT HOWWWWW??
THANK YOU
HOW DID YOU GET THIS?! ITS ONLY BEEN OUT FOR A COUPLE MINUTES!!!
Thx you praise for your actions peaise
@@The.ChaosCorner EH??? BAKUGOU??? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???
Nobody:
Kirishima: I guess you wondered where I've been 🎵
Kiri: "Maybe you can be a pawn or maybe you can be something more like a kni--"
Me: "BISH. IMMA A KING"
Actually you'd most likely be a queen since it is one of the most useful pieces the king can barely move and it can easily be checkmated the queen however can move in any direction that she wants however far she wants the king can only move one square it is almost useless so you'd be more of a queen piece or maybe a priest dude or a castle
@@Attackontrashcan well I do agree with your statement, that the king is useless abd the queen can do much more stuff, I still think I would be a king.
Wait! Beforw you lose intrest, let me explain!
The whole game revolves around protecting that piece, and once that piece is gone, you lose the entire game, even if you have more pieces then your opponent! In my game (if I was a main character of my own story) if I end up in harms way or imma bout to be deleted out of existence, the game would be over.
All my fellow comrades (the other pieces) will no longer have the opportunity to beat the opponent now because their leader, me, is gone!
This was just me basically saying, no matter who useless I think or know I am, I still do matter. XD sorry I did such a long explanation!
@@PlexxieKeys I get what you're saying now
@@MothEsque but of course! Why not?
nobody:
my ovaries: *AIGHT IMMA HEAD OUT*
Damn it stop reminding me ...
I feel stupid for not getting this joke at all
😂😂😂😂😂
*Sips latte* That comment made my latte almost go cold.... *D i s g u s t i n g...*
I KNOW my friend,I KNOW
Daddy shark: Hey you~
Me: and there Goes my heart
don't you mean *j a w s ?*
@@asleepysoul2560 im laughing way to much at this XD
@@CupNany XDDDD
And my heart went 💥
and there goes my metal innocence
* in present Mic voice *
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YYYYYYYYYYEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
PS : thanks for the likes!
Me in the story: *hasnt seen kiri in MONTHS*
Kiri:Hey
Me: *pause* ... *starts sobbing*
Kirishima: is being scary
Me in room: am scared am scared am scared
Ihate Everything How is Kirishima scary?
Same but he’s less crazy villain Deku
Heyyy~ Kirishima~
hey denki ^w^
Oh this doesn’t sound very heroic of you kiri-
Shhhh @Katsukaii
He finally joined
Toya Todoroki 😆👌👏🏼
@@toyatodoroki1094 and whos next? 😂
That's not very manly of you kiri 😒😂
hence the reason it says *villain*
I came back from doing chores to this and almost yelled “ooooooh shit it’s rock boy”
Never in my life time I thought I would say those words that loud
Kirishima: No I didn't loose my mind. Not by a long shot.
Me: Um...You sure about that? Because I'm pretty sure you're kidnapping me right now.
Me: On the school bus with no headphones and it’s very packed
Hmmmm....I like the danger...
The gods shake from fear at your bravery,
You are no longer mortal
You are a GOD
........i praise ur boldness *solutes*
Mood and a half. I've played yaoi on the bus at 6:30 in the morning with no headphones.
A god!!
6 months later and i still praise your bravery.
* sees BeautyCRUEL and VILLAIN kiri *
*Haaaa word play*
* processes the villain part *
*wait wut-*
17:19
Kiri: that's why I think I'm the best of both worlds
Me:🎶YOU GET THE BEEEESSTT OF BOTH WORLDS MIX IT ALL TOGETHER AND YOU KNOW THAT IT'S THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS 🎶
FINALLY! ANOTHER HANNAH MONTANA FAN!
I'm not alone
thank the gods im not the only one thinkin that
Thank the gods I'm not the only one who thought of this song, 🤣
We were just 2 lovers🎶
WITH THE LOVEEE OF MY LIFE 🎶
HES GOT GLITTER FOR SKIN IN THE RATIANT BEAM IN THE NIGHT🎶
Kiri: I just wanna break you down
Me: little late to that Red, I'm at rock fucking bottom 😀💯
I was going to like this comment but it was at 69 so I left it as is lol
Well, it seems you're also a Rock's bottom too
Ayyy I see what you did there 🤣
@@bbybear8492lmaooooooooo
wait a damn minute-
W-wait a damn minute-!
Hold up- I need to grab my tea!
*something's wrong here...*
WAIT A GOD DAME GOOD SECEND
And i oop-
Kirishima: "surprise, it's your favorite place" 1:18
Me: oh, my bedroom then 🤩 perfect
"I...I have learned things from a few people."
list of people:
Tomura
Shigaraki
Crumbly cookies
Disintegration dude
crusty lips
I need some chapstick guy
Ehem where am I deku
Beautiful nicknames
Oi where "the hand guy" at
Hey wut happened to handy guy-
*find the different in these pictures*
Me: I see not difference
"if I see something I wanna destroy"
Virginity: TAKE ME AWAYAAAYYY TO A SECRET PLAAACE
A SWEET ESCAAAAAAPE
YES!!!!!!
TIME???
No it’s -TaKe mE To ChUrCh By ThE SoUnD oF tHe LiGhT
Him: 7:42
Me: ...*InhAlE*
"*RiSe aNd sHiIiiIInE*" uwu
YOUR USERNAME, I-
*If I see any student, I might expect you to be gay and question my role*
... hey mr Aizawa... hehe kiri and i are just bro's nothing more ...hehe
*Kaminari I sure think so-*
*because I met some of them before and since then I start looking everywhere*
It can funny to do
I'm technically not your student so let me love my sexy manly shark in peace
Him being someone who loves me but wants to hurt me;
" See, personally, I wouldn't let that slide, but... I gotta play the part. "
Kiri: breaths
Me: *chuckles* I'm in danger
Yes
_Hey sinners, looking for this?_ 34:00
HOW!!!??
_Magic_
Thank you my other god after yagami
Thank you! 💕
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
So villain kirishima wears a shirt with no sleeves, but hero kirishima wears sleeves with no shirt.
Ok I see where this is going
I’m pICKinG Up whAt yOUr PutTinG DowN
Fuse them and he'll have a normal shirt!
Me: *peacefully doing the dishes*
Kiri: What do you think I am?
Random Add that pops up mid video: *Corey Gardner*
Me: *stops mid thought to process what just happened*
When you pull a pokemon evolution.
Tenacool -> Tentacruel
Beautycool -> Beautycruel
yagami: *uplodes this*
me:i can feel the Stockholm syndrome kicking in!
Its literally Stockholm Syndrome
aubree isenberg I’m wheezing this is pure facts like omg I can not everyone here has it ngl
@@scarletrogue1536 yea true XD
kirishima: you've been out for 15 hours.
Me IRL: Yeah...that's how long I usually sleep if my parents dont wake me up. :3
Baby shark who now? This is Daddy JAWS🤤❤
Lol yes
I’m Wezing
😆😆😆😆😆
You are VERY VERY CORRECT
Daddy jaws yes please 👍
@@togahimiko5169 Toga👋hi
Nobody:
Yato: I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move-
Kiri: *breathes*
Me: Aw shit guess I’m pregnant again.
I am trying to hard not to wheeze
Our precious boy has turned into an evil boy.😥 *Think's:* But he's still hot!
WHEN I SAW THIS I SCREAMED AT A FAMILY DINNER AND OH MY GOD I RAN UPSTAIRS SO FAST I FELL OVER-
Hey! it's you!
XxShotoXxX TodorokixX Todoroki nO-
It’s Ya Boy! Jaws!
XxShotoXxX TodorokixX y-you shouldn’t be here- this-this was for B-Bakugou!
XxShotoXxX TodorokixX calm down Shoto, Jeeze. Go spend your dads credit card.
i'd literally still love kiri if he was a villian, idc if it's "bAd" like no, idc, it's *k i r i*
Kiri: “making you into my own… little toy”
Heart: exploded
Stomach: twisted every way possible
Ears: bleached
kiri-"who do u think i am?"
~ad comes on~
ad-"..tryin to be the greatest..."
it's freaking perfect ;3
Kiri: Rise and shine.... Hey.. I said rise and shine.
Me, remembering villian Deku: *chuckles* im in danger
Me: getting into the asmr
Ad: EAR R A P E
Me; A H F U-
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Relatable