'95 Theses' - rap music video
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- If you havin Church problems then dont blame God, son
I got ninety-five theses but the Pope aint one.
VERSE 1
Listen up, all my people, its a story for the telling
bout the sin and injustice and corruption I been smelling:
I met that homie Tetzel, then I started rebelling
Once I seen the fat Indulgences that he been selling.
Now the Cathlics of the world straight up disgracin me
Just because I waved my finger at the papacy.
My people got riled up over this Reformation
Thats when Leo threatened me with Excommunication.
I warned yall that Rome best agree to the terms.
If not, then you can eat my Diet of Worms!
You think you done something spectacular?
I wrote the Bible in the vernacular!
A heretic! [What?] Someone throw me a bone.
You forgot salvation comes through faith alone.
Im on a mission from God. You think I do this for fun?
I got ninety-five theses but the Pope aint one.
Save me!
CHORUS
Ninety-five theses but the Pope aint one.
If you havin Church problems then dont blame God, son
I got ninety-five theses but the Pope aint one.
VERSE 2
One Five One Seventhats when it first went down.
Then the real test was when it started spreading around.
Sixty days to recant what I said? Father, please!
Youve had, what? Goin on fifteen centuries?
Oh snap, hes messin with the holy communion.
But I aint never dissed your precious hypostatic union!
One place at one time. Well, thank you Zwingli.
Yeah, way to disregard that whole Im God thingy!
Getting all up in my rosaryyou little punk.
Your momma shoulda told you not to mess with no monk.
What you bumpin me for? Suddenly you sore.
Keep that up, youll have yourself another Peasant War.
You blame common folk for the smack they talkin
You aint even taught them proper Christian doctrine.
With my hat, my Bible, and my sexy little nun,
I got ninety-five theses but the Pope aint one.
Save me!
CHORUS
VERSE 3
When I wrote the ninety-five, haters straight up assailed em.
Now they only care whether or not I nailed em or mailed em.
They got psychoanalytic. Now everyones a critic,
And getting on my case just because Im anti-Semitic.
Ive come back from obscurity to teach yall a lesson,
Cuz someone here still aint read their Augsburg Confession.
I said Catholicism brings a life of excess,
And we all remember what went down with Philip of Hesse!
But you forgot about me and my demonstration?
Like you can just create your own denomination?
We dont like this part, so well just add a little twist.
Now we Anglican, Amish, and even Calvinist.
I gave you the power, you gone and abused it.
I gave you Gods truth, you just confused it.
Dont you never underestimate the s*** that I done
I got 95 theses but the Pope aint one.
Save me!
CHORUS
Shout out to Johann Gutenberg... I see you baby.
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Directed by Alexander Dominitz
Cinematography by Chris Ripley
anyone here because their history teacher that is addicted to crack made them watch this.
For real I hate watching these super cringey. Ughh but my teacher is nice so, I'll deal with it.
Crackhead Mary we call her
I memorized it and rapped it in front of the class for extra credit
@@Angelacarolinax. Fr
yup hello
psalms are sweaty
Knees weak cross is heavy
Theres holes in my hands and feet already
Lords communion is ready
Whats the full song?
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@@ErickMartinez-gl6xq Lose Thyself
Hahaa
Underrated comment 😂
@@autumnmaurer6603 Real
Hottest track dropped on 1517.
Some dank fire memes right here
Shitposter de Maistre 😂😂who else is here cuz of hw
Zarlino been real quiet since this hit the churches!
This is actual music, forget pop or country, this is topping all the 1517 charts
“We makin it out the Catholic Church wit dis one homies”
How the hell did i end up back here 10 years later...
The original historical rap before Hamilton came along
Be sleeping on Mr. Nicky and the Euphrates River
As a theology student: this was shockingly accurate and hilarious!
Yep!
Agree 100 percent
My teacher showed this to me in 7th grade and I was randomly reminded of it today 😭
Same bro this go hard tho ngl
This is amazing, my teacher actually showed this to me.
Same
Anthony Rosenthal same
Same literally a few seconds ago
Soical studies right
Anthony Rosenthal sameeee
there's literally a link to this video on my school history book
No way
MAKING HISTORY
YO THIS SLAPS OUR HISTORY TEACHER SHOWED US THIS
My history teacher showed this in class and I was the only one bopping my head to it xD
Mine did too.
My world history teacher showed us this as well.
Mine too
So did mine
TheWhiteDeer mine as well.
Had a random drunken discussion about the Reformation, thought "hey, 'I got 95 theses' would be a funny rap parody" - lo and behold, it's been done, and beautifully executed. I tip my hat to you sir
I come back to this every Reformation Day.
I'm here for the first time, as I'm sharing content on my social pages trying to bring more awareness to #ReformationDay, in lieu of the other thing worshipped on that same day.
Pretty underrated imagery at the beginning there.
Martin Luthor nailing his Thesus on the door literally shook the entire church.
"Shout out to Johann Gutenberg." Love it.
20 of those theses are about the Pope actually
Shhh! Protestants know there WERE 95 theses, but they like to pretend that all of them just say "No indulgences!" and "Salvation by faith alone!" alternately.
@@nategibson4779 which ones do they avoid?
@@mrsticky005 Most of them. A dozen or more are about purgatory (#10, #11, #15, etc)
#3 states that repentance must include mortification of the flesh: "Yet it does not mean solely inner repentance; such inner repentance is worthless unless it produces various outward mortification of the flesh."
#38 recognizes some form of papal authority: "Nevertheless, papal remission and blessing are by no means to be disregarded, for they are, as I have said (Thesis 6), the proclamation of the divine remission."
There are so many more, but just a quick reading of them will reveal many things that Protestants reject.
@@nategibson4779 to be fair Martin Luther didn’t have everything right. But he set us on a path in which we can further read and interpret the Bible differently than how one man (the pope) tells us how to interpret it. So while the theses do have objections from Protestants there can be some we find theologically sound.
@@minionman95 well said
We gettin out of excommunication with dis one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣✝✝✝ (swearing is no good doe)
My history teacher got us to watch this in class and now everyone in my class just go around singing this
Throwback to hearing this in high school from my history teacher. Great guy and glad he found a way to connect with us since most or all my class hated history. Randomly thought of this today
The lyrics are accurate, including "I've got 95 Theses and the pope ain't one." Luther's grievances were with the selling of indulgences, not the papacy itself (that came a little later).
This is fucking amazing. Every aspect from the audio engineering, rhymes, historical context, cinematography and costumes is top notch. This easily deserves a million views.
This was so much better than all of the other videos our history teacher shows us. It was actually interesting and didn't make half of the class fall asleep.
Educational fire
I was really hopeing no one had thought of this pun before me, but I was 15 years late.
It's still cool after all these years!
"Oh snap, hes messin with the holy communion.
But I aint never dissed your precious hypostatic union!"
OMG. Effing brilliant.
I love this (as a Presbyterian) because it's got burns for Zwingli, Anglicans and Calvinists. It's so perfectly Lutheran.
This was years before Bardcore
I love this vid. I showed my class (we're learning about the Protestant Reformation) and they almost wet themselves. Bravo.
The pope was a part of a lot of the theses....
But the theses didn't support the pope.
Though he certainly had an erroneous idea of papal authority, the 95 theses did not deny that he HAD authority. E.g. "25. That power which the pope has in general over purgatory corresponds to the power which any bishop or curate has in a particular way in his own diocese and parish"
Way to ruin the fun
still a better mixtape than meek mill
I've seen the reformation be summed up in worse ways
Hahaha *NO!*
OH YEAH! A MILLION TIMES YEAH!
I can't believe this is 13 years old now. I remember my boyfriend showing me this in high school when it was first created.
Awesome rap! Watched this in history class on Friday :) We should watch this more often!
Our AP World History teacher showed us this in class and it made my day. We just walked around singing, "I got 95 Theses but the pope ain't one." Lol. BEST. TEACHER. EVER!
my teacher plays this every day in world history
Why is this not on itunes!? Ermagerd, I would so buy it!!!
Our class didn't see the TH-cam video title, so we all thought it was a documentary until BAM
Certified hood classic
Thank you mr. Lloyd for showing this to me, my life is complete now
Cool! Keep them coming!
THIS VIDEO SLAPS
I will use this to teach my class about the reformation. Far better than me droning on about it. Thank you!
Listless Donkey I beg to differ
Our History teacher showed us this lol
I honestly thought I came up with the "95 theses but the pope ain't one"! That's all I had though, great job!
the cinematography is lovely, the Latin chanting becomes it...and of course, history is portrayed accurately. kudos to the makers of this video.
my pastor showed this song in youth at my church, best pastor ever
Here every year
William Cobbett was an esteemed historian.
Oddly enough, He wrote his book A HISTORY OF THE PROTESTANT REFORMATION IN ENGLAND AND IRELAND as a Protestant. But sympathetic to what the English endured during that time.
Debt Prison, Usury, inflation, and soon penal colonies for those that couldnt pay were introduced, heretofore, never seen prior to.
England has never been the same.
The book is online and Free, I suggest it.
Haha my teacher usually shows us boring videos but when he put this on the smart board I was rolling on the floor laughing lol!! :)
My history teacher showed it this, he kept saying that this has yet to be shown on MTV!
Excellent! Well done! My students love it
I'm doing a final exam on 16th century church history this week- and you have just made my day so so so much better with this!!!
History teacher sang along with this today...
i watched this video yesterday in history class, and i thought it was awesome!
This has got to be the only rap song ever made that I like.
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"You little punk"
Possibly the best resource of all time
After spending hour after hour studying and writing a major essay on this topic, this video made me see the lighter side of this issue. Great video!
i luv this my global teacher showed me this in class even though i got a little nervous of wathcing of rap music in school
OH MY GOD THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME SEE THIS VIDEO DUDE KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK
This should have zero thumbs down
Dude this is actually really amazing and also informative lol
Perfect :) Thank you for this video.
We have to write about this in History for homework now. Thanks.
I was just looking up the 95 theses on google and I saw that "95 theses rap" was a suggestion. I had to see this! lol
Thumbs up to the teachers who showed their students this, and the nerds of the class who looked it up after class
Published 21 Oct 2008... Yet somehow 2021 was the year "Bardcore" TH-cam covers took off...
My high school students and I really love your video!
Our teacher showed this video in class and it really helped me do better on our big history test. Thanks!
this is a masterpiece
I have to do a project about this piece of sh**
@@noahohri5288 lmfaoooo
I honestly didn't know this song came out in 2008. I watched a Worldview Everlasting video and this song came on.
lol rebel pride? what pride, enslaving black people and fighting a war over it?
Jobie wan-kanobie :
People trying to justify the Confederacy shouldn’t tell others to get an education.
so awesome thankful that my history teacher showed our class
So awesome!!
I just want to tell the teacher that he is awesome to play this video in class... Because it makes my day...
Definetly showing my global teacher this tomorrow! ATTENDANCE!
We had our AP Euro test a couple days ago on this, I just found out about it now.. Gee, thanks for telling us about it late.
This is by far one of the most hilarious things I have seen. I'm Lutheran for life
You have to download the add-on. It's called Download helper. The insignia is three balls, one blue one red and one yellow.
For a rap, I actually enjoye this when my History teacher showed us it. Now its one of my favorite songs.
I have to go show this to my social studies teacher
Lol, this was my sixth form history revision. Didn't pass history, but passed being cool, hell yeah
This video reminds me of "Goin Back to Cali." Don't know if that is intentional or not, but the intertextuality is very clever.
XanderDominitz, Well, well young gentleman. I'm impressed. I don't like rap music, but I'd buy this.
I'm not one for bashing Catholics, but I must admit you got right to the heart of our big divide. I often wonder how many people even knew what the 'indulgences' were. LOL.
You are to be commended. I would encourage you to maybe be a little more charitable towards Catholics. Many of them love the Lord wholeheartedly.
In His Amazing GRACE.
A great way to create interest in the Reformation in a new, indifferent, generation of kids that do not understand its impact (and will not get a real understanding of it in public school). Watching the "95 Thesis Rap" (included in this promo video) created enough interest to make my son willing to watch the movie LUTHER (2003). Between these two, he picked Martin Luther as his historical hero to research and write about for a senior project in high school. (see his project promo video: th-cam.com/video/I06YppF4DHc/w-d-xo.html)
Oh that's really cool! It's always interesting to see how easily someone can learn something if they really want to
BW4HIM What about The Henry Money song?
My World History Honors Teacher showed us this video today in class.
Best, History Rap, EVER
this is going to be huge...
The original Halo OST. I salute you.
I swear to god I thought of this before I saw the video. I was just thinking of "99 Problems" all day since I saw it in a Battlefield 3 trailer and I'm taking an AP Euro class.
Amazing. Fantastic. Funny. Cool. Thanx!
My AP Euro teacher showed us this and we were dying
Makes me proud t be a child of the Reformation! Of course, the churches that sprang forth from the Reformation could presently use a reformation as well. We need a new Martin Luther (or John the Baptist) the get the Church ready for the return of Jesus Christ...
"A voice of one calling in the desert,
'Prepare the way for the Lord,
make straight paths for him.' "
BEST. RAP. VIDEO. EVER. PERIOD.
ma tetcher showed mi this n the whole class wuz rollin
I'm showing this to my dad because I was singing it. Absolutely incredible
Ratio
my teacher showed us this in AP world the other, and we were all just staring at the screen like 0.o. it was amazing :D
why would thus be my history lesson???
my teacher showed this to us in Global studies i looked at my friend like WTF?? haha
My Catholic Church History class thought this was some plain old documentary (Our teacher didn't show us the title) until the rap started. Everyone went "WTF!?" XD
We listen to this in history last week