There are some funny moments, but overall they don't really do it for me much anymore. I will say that it is leaps and bounds better than Hitman 2016- which sounded like 80% of the characters were all played by David Cross not even trying to do different voices.
Imagine getting cold feet preparing to assassinate Dawood Rangan only for a gay artist with an American accent to dump his dead body off the balcony thirty seconds later
Did Maelstrom cover his eyes for Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, See No Evil? Cause that one guy that got poisoned covered his mouth. Did someone cover their ears?
Damnit now I can't separate the Jerma lore that the hitperson is just Boss Baby grown up and settling the score with every doctor that didn't give him a lollipop after his shot from the game.
Not really, jerma accidentally killed the Maelstrom the SECOND the animation played where the barber shop thing was meant to finish, as if you take to long you just give him a normal shave. But I guess the game was confused so they just played part of the animation and the game realized "Oh shit he died" So Jerma did something most people would probably do on purpose.
Yeah,I found it a lot more funny, because the beard is meant to come off when he raises his hands to his face, I think it's a clever way the devs showed he got shaved instead of killed, but whatever jerma did just fucked with the game so it played the animation like normal with no beard change.@@Hol-Horse
Let’s be honest, this video really didn’t need to be 18 minutes long. Long form content is what the streams are for, right? Videos like these used to be a solid 7 minutes of the funniest bits.
You’re missing my point. It’s not less content, because this content already exists; in the streams. I love it when videos like Goodbye Jerma and The Quiet Man videos are twenty minutes long, because there’s so much funny shit. But in my opinion, these sorts of videos where Jerma’s just playing a game are so much funnier when they’re short and sweet (take the RDR2 videos for instance).
Excpet not really because too short is nothing barely capturing any of the good bits, and most people can’t and won’t be bothered to sit through a four hour long unedited stream. Your opinion is wrong and you should stop before we get no-content videos.
"ah, brilliant!"
- man finding rubber ducky
honestly, if i found a rubber ducky on the ground that would be my reaction too
that is an awfully charismatic duck! hmm... that gives me an idea!
a terribly charismatic duck? hmm... that gives me an idea!
that fuckin killed me LUL
@@acfreak55 it killed them too
Alleged "gamer" mixes up Save and Load.
What a GOD of a gamer.
He did kill pinwheel 1st try though
Nah, he's just so short he couldn't properly read the buttons.
ThisIsMyRealName sir this is a rat burger
ThisIsMyRealName
sir this is a rat burger
You can actually get the fabrics for free if you wait long enough.
that stare is really getting to him
Tfw you zone out and suddenly you’re being given fabrics for free
Hitman really is a funny game
9:40 the way the npc said "no" right before the explosion 💀
**CRASH** OH MY- **BOOM** vibes.
listen i know people probably already say this enough but the NPC dialogue in this game is the best
There are some funny moments, but overall they don't really do it for me much anymore. I will say that it is leaps and bounds better than Hitman 2016- which sounded like 80% of the characters were all played by David Cross not even trying to do different voices.
Nothing quite tops Oblivion, but I will agree that Hitman dialogue is very enjoyable.
@Eternal rude
@Eternal Jerma wouldn't be happy with how you're talking.
@Eternal Woah, someone just learned how to swear on the internet
Imagine getting cold feet preparing to assassinate Dawood Rangan only for a gay artist with an American accent to dump his dead body off the balcony thirty seconds later
*WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAKEY*
*WHO ARE WE LOOKING FOR EXACTLEE*
ESFAndy011 HE LOOKS LIKE A TAILOR I GUESS
Very popular phrase in Mumbai
The fish thing had me rolling around laughing. I really didn’t expect that to work.
Jerma's playthroughs are the epitome of "That works too, I guess."
Jeremy is a talented negotiator.
he has never let fear best him in a haggle, that's for sure
Denz is a talented swordsman
Real Joseph joestar god damnit you beat me to it
5:47 *BODY HIDDEN! +25*
Good thing jerma has 37 clones
Is that from the time he cast SIX on himself?
Scientist says there is at least 985 jermas in the globe
@@B0Yextreme in the globe? i didn't know "dwarf streamer" was literal
@@bosselotiscanon Oh, yeah. Every year, Jerma gets pushed into a well under the promise of getting ice cream and is replaced by a new Jerma
However, there are downsides to having clones. For instance, the clone you were engaged with may cheat on you by dating another clone in a fatsuit.
5:54 Accidental Renaissance
1:03 I CANT STOP WATCHING THIS PART
The way he cracks his noggin is horrifying! I watched it a ton too, lol.
I love how you can haggle with someone by staring at them.
15:56 really got me
Homer Simpson scream loop at 2:50
Edit: I made the joke before he got the chance to so I win
As a tailor myself I can confirm I look just like Agent 47. Even have the barcode going on
Mumbai: Become Jerma.
I love how Jerma just stays quiet until he dies
Jesus Christ pulling out an Uzi against The Maelstrom.
I was wondering why he did it that way, but then I remembered... classic Jerma!
Its a MAC 10 actually
Its a DAK X2 actually
Such weapon doesnt exist, its just the name given on the game
MeilingSama yes, trust the Chinese lady
16:29 this reminds me of that famous quote “You know when you wake up and your dead?”
is this how a sphee starts their life before becoming a mercenary?
TitanStar more like ‘Mercenarsphee’
Single, bi and ready to die this is so stupid it’s more funny
I still don’t understand how someone could be bad at hitman like Jerma is.
He even stops to read to see what button he hit, and he goes with it anyway.
We should all appreciate the titles for these videos a little more.
“What am I doing? Stop it! Brick!”
*chucks brick at random person*
Radiohead - Painter, Tailor, Fish, Mumbai, Soldier, Spy
This is the kinda guy to secrete noxious fumes
This might still be the best 2ndjerma video title
4:45 "What a littering swine.."
The devs do realize this is india.
Its a hard fine in that state if you get caught. Like 7$ ;P
@@akoyash9964 designated shitting streets
@@Leper_Messiah1123 haha
Didn't expect racists in jerma comment section
*Jerma picks up gun out of trash can.*
Jerma: "What the fuck? How did they know!?"
The pale duck always wins in the end
2:49 Homer Simpson scream
Local streamer makes boss baby references while going insane about a duck
3:59
5:48
6:36
8:45
9:07
9:57
10:47
14:15
14:52
15:15
15:42
15:56
16:25
16:47
Tinker Tailor Soldier Sailor Rich Man Poor Man Beggar Man Thief
Did Maelstrom cover his eyes for Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, See No Evil? Cause that one guy that got poisoned covered his mouth. Did someone cover their ears?
i felt so fucking bad when the dude kept going lower with thread
WHOA A FISH BREAKING A CAMERA? I PISSED MY PANTS!
2:25 Look, sometimes plans change
11:11 - BUTTSCRATCHERRRRS! COME GET YOUR BUTTSCRATCHERS
The title is so creative. Not sure why no one caught the reference
local man forgets lockpick
For future me, expert lockpicker is at 2:22, body hidden is at 5:47
*HUMANITY RESTORED*
Killer Queen had already touched that rubber ducky
Damnit now I can't separate the Jerma lore that the hitperson is just Boss Baby grown up and settling the score with every doctor that didn't give him a lollipop after his shot from the game.
Heall yeah we open the video on a Boss Baby joke. Keeping the legacy alive in a post-Jerma world.
Boss Baby?
Jerma is the boss baby
Jerma: Become Baby
Great timing, Hitman games promo on GOG. All of them.
I never thought the fish would destroy the camera. I need to start doing that.
2:47 for 'Homer Simpson scream'
DUDE THE HOMER SIMPSON LAUGH LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Of all the times I wish you would go back... It would be during this week... Memes vs Machines would be interesting for you to play.
Jeremy died and was replace by clone, JEREMY 2, his clone.
*Saves game
Jerma, "Awww shit here we go again"
Boxer, Sailor, Bug, New York
Chaotic neutral
11:33
Wait, is the Maelstrom supposed to die like that? cause' that actually looked pretty cool.
Not really, jerma accidentally killed the Maelstrom the SECOND the animation played where the barber shop thing was meant to finish, as if you take to long you just give him a normal shave. But I guess the game was confused so they just played part of the animation and the game realized "Oh shit he died"
So Jerma did something most people would probably do on purpose.
@@OddMobileWatcher Thanks for the clarification!
Yeah,I found it a lot more funny, because the beard is meant to come off when he raises his hands to his face, I think it's a clever way the devs showed he got shaved instead of killed, but whatever jerma did just fucked with the game so it played the animation like normal with no beard change.@@Hol-Horse
This is awesome
The title of this video is the next evolution of *Coffee, Chicken, Cheetos*
Coffee, Cheetos, Chicken. I know I'm being an asshole by correcting the order, but I couldn't resist the urge.
Painter Tailor Fish Mumbai Rich Man Poor Man Beggar Man Theif
HOLDUP Tommy pickles is the cop from the rat movie
Was that an alec baldwin voiced over baby?
You fool... Killer Queen has already touched that rubber duck.
16:20
Baby Boss?
Nice!
What an odd ref for a description
16:25 That's why you shouldn't use Gilette Razors
Jerma out here in India doing MEHNAT
What Do All The Numbers Mean
Disliked for not letting the sniper kill the guy
"Jerma terrorizes India to help Pewdiepie beat T Series."
Pewdiepie should lose his career.
@@SGR403 nah
BOSTAN MAN PLAYS A WHITE MAN IN INDIA THAT EVERYONE TRUSTS FOR SOME REASON
God he’s so bad at this game
This mission is so awkward. A white dude going to kill a guy where majority of people are brown. Wouldn't it be suspicious? Lol.
Let’s be honest, this video really didn’t need to be 18 minutes long. Long form content is what the streams are for, right? Videos like these used to be a solid 7 minutes of the funniest bits.
That doesn't make any sense
You’re missing my point. It’s not less content, because this content already exists; in the streams. I love it when videos like Goodbye Jerma and The Quiet Man videos are twenty minutes long, because there’s so much funny shit. But in my opinion, these sorts of videos where Jerma’s just playing a game are so much funnier when they’re short and sweet (take the RDR2 videos for instance).
@@solharv7817 yeah the content exists; in the streams. I'll take all I can get in the YT vids cuz I ain't got time to be watching stream VODs
Whatever happened to less-is-more is all I’m sayin
Excpet not really because too short is nothing barely capturing any of the good bits, and most people can’t and won’t be bothered to sit through a four hour long unedited stream. Your opinion is wrong and you should stop before we get no-content videos.