1:01 "To show you the power of Phil Swift To show you the power of S*its To Show The Power Of pain I took This Chicken Wire! And Covered it only with Chicken Wire! And Created The Worlds First boat"
oh my god it's been awhile since a video has made me laugh this hard. i needed that right now thanks. the ending with a chicken looking at the camera while the boat blows up reminds me of the little girl smiling while a house is on fire in the background meme
*"Paste Pasturized Pasting is doo doo in Extreme Heat, Driving Rain, or Freezing Cold. Paste spreads mold. Paste is sh*t. And when Insects or Rodents are getting into your Paste, use Paste to Paste large holes into your Rodents. You can Paste to destroy your home!"* Day 274 of trying to get Phil Swift to Star in my commercials.
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Oh man, this is one of the best vids yet.
Ikr
Not the morgz ones ;-;
Gassed on is the best one in my opinion
No awww man
Im legit dying of laughter rn, just finished this video
"Paste is Paste." Well said, Phil.
The floor is made of floor
*MATH IS MATH*
69 nice
school is mental torture
It spreads mold
“Windows and doors prevent flood damage, but you can paste to destroy your home.”
That’s quality advertisement right there. 😂
So uh my doctor said that I need to watch more of these videos so.... uh I kinda need you to make more........sorry
Gulp...
Gulp...
Wow
Gulp...
Stop sounding like napstablook and we’ll talk
The boat explosian caught me off guard so much I almost died 💀💀💀
Critical hit!
@@catherinest-pierre2104 😂
@@JCGeographychrikinal hit!
And phil fully died
Ok, you got me hooked now.
@funkin actual fuck
@@ifarded6449 That was so emotional and controversial
@@ifarded6449 damn you didn't need to be so political about it!
@@ImZhald ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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0:01 me when my friend tells a “good” joke:
0:25
that’s a lotta paste!
but with pæste
Paste is paste
Ahh... Floor is made out of floor
That part made me laugh. And good one
No
Floor is made of paste
Cockroaches are made out of...
Pretty true,
That radiates the same energy as "Math is Math"
1:15 Phil swift invents boats
the wise words of phil swift -
"paste is paste"
0:53 When you lag in Zoom
Lamao
how about Microsoft teams??? No nobody uses it except me?????? Ok
0:53 My connection be like:
Lol
Lol
“Lol” chain
Lol
Lol
"I created the worlds first boat, and the inside is covered with holes!" Wise words.
Moms when something is broken: ok we gotta use this kind of tape to repair this surface
Dads when something is broken: 0:07
🤣🤣
my dad fixes everything,just looks ugly
it clings to the surf
1:01 "To show you the power of Phil Swift To show you the power of S*its To Show The Power Of pain I took This Chicken Wire! And Covered it only with Chicken Wire! And Created The Worlds First boat"
Hahodudorodooo *fucking dies*
0:53
Always when teacher says something important.
I love your profile picture
@@francoisguerette thanks, but why?
@Alolan TMG well
Google Meet be like:
why is this so accurate
Y’all already this happened in the bloopers 0:30
Where do I find it
1:23 had me dying on the floor 🤣
Relatable
Same🤣
Rip guy with minecraft profile picture. ull never be missed😚
HITBOII006 stfu
Lol same
Windows and doors help prevent flood damage, but you can paste your home to destroy your home. -Phill Swift 0:54
0:09 got me good
1:23 is my favourite part
@@wicked_251 same lmao
It clings to the surf-
@@thefoxtoybox2499 *Looks at the surface* .... *Looks at the floor* AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@Core_Of_The_Void paste is tough stuff *proceeds to make a hole for 10 years*
“Paste spreads mold” 😂
“And the inside is covered with holes”🤣
0:53 how 2 destroy Ur home
By Phil Swift
"Paste is sh*t." Got me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Paste spreads mold" caught me off guard XD
First
I can imagine aperture science making something like that
The paste is Doo Doo made me drop dead
Paste is shit made me piss myself laughing no joke
@@asnoopydollwithinternetacc56 to show you the power of shit
"but you can paste to destroy your home"
LOL THAT GOT ME XDDDDDD
0:45 This made me laugh so hard now my throat hurts LOL
use paste to punch holes into rodents
@@galgonen8260 no he talks about “paste is shit”
0:44
@@lukasnovikas2838 0:43
@@saturniunyttech679 ok
The explosion at the end!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!! Yo, I can't!!!! Completely unexpected!!! ROFLMAO! BRAVO!!! Made my day!
1:23. RIP Phil Swift 😿😢😭😭😢😿
Before I watched the video simply reading the title had me in tears, our humor has really evolved.
now this is the new FlyingKitty
But FlyingKitty is still better imo
No flyingkitty swears too much this doesnt
@@MrBCB agree
BCB hero kek
@@MrBCB He just spitting fax..
1:10 best moment
0:18Me destroying my homework so I can blame it on my dog
flyingkitty himself would be proud.
0:34 doo doo
0:37
Im in love with the funny editing man! Great job!
Teacher: Ok class, what did we learn today?
Me: 0:35
This video made me laugh so hard my family was concerned for me lol
I loved how his boat exploded
I'm dyed laughing
i put dynamite in it
🤣🤣🤣
Yes true
Paste pasterized pasteing is doo doo.
- Sun Tzu. The Art of War
“...and created... The worlds first boat!”
C O C K A D O O D L E D O
@@pocket3216 “Right out of the tüœúęœb, Paste is Paste”
@@plur5ever do you mean, "tüœųęœb"?
@@pocket3216 yes
You should remember it was chicken wire covered with chicken wire
0:08 correct, Phil. Paste is paste.
Bro this should have way more views, as much as flyingkitty
Yep
Get you mother and father's (or anything like that) phone and search this video to watch. It's a great idea
This should get to 1M views
oh my god it's been awhile since a video has made me laugh this hard. i needed that right now thanks. the ending with a chicken looking at the camera while the boat blows up reminds me of the little girl smiling while a house is on fire in the background meme
0:35 “Paste pasterized pasteing is doo doo.”
THE BEST GROUP I AM BIG FANNNNNN
Eyyyy!!!
TheBestGroup1234? What are you doing here?
"Paste is, P A S T E"
- Phil Swift 2020
0:09 I couldn’t breath 🤣
Murp Man then breathe
This looks like a bot
Gaming Dragon u right
@@ExtremelyGullibleMeme bruh he meant laughed hard he couldnt breath and its a expression 🗿
@@bmghjdful then breathe
“RIGHT OUT OF THE TUÆUÆB”
0:45 my favorite! 😂 use paste to paste holes into your rodents 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Uhhhh🤣🤣🤣🤣
Paste pasterized pasteing is doo doo for pasteing holes into your paste rodents
0:30 the video is paused but paste is so powerful, it can make the best tight seal that can make water flow even when it doesn't move
LOL I’m laughing so hard XD
Use paste paste to paste large holes into your rodents! - Phill Swift 2020
I didn't know I needed this, but DAMN that was hillarious.
Your a true og if you remember "I just sawed this boat in half" (Why did so many people comment and like?? Well tysm-
That's a lot of damage
*you're
@@ShukaHusk stfu
@@ShukaHusk yro'ue
@@ShukaHusk nobody cares-
"paste is paste"
-phil swift
Dude, Phil Swift is a legend. He created the first boat ever
TH-cam removed dislikes so you can’t dislike masterpieces like this
0:53
This needs to go viral ASAP!!!
This is perfect I have never seen anything so beautiful.
the new flyingkitty is rising
I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS VID XD
0:35 damn dr Seuss really went downhill
When you think you producked is good 0:32
I used P A S T E to seal my friend's mouth who never shuts up. It has worked so damn well! Recommended 100%!
1:04 made me die laughing
It's simple, paste is paste
"Paste is paste"
*Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor*
@@blob_
Not funi
Now sad :(
‘But you can paste to destroy your home’
That got me good
"Paste large holes into your RODENTS"
*W H A T*
:]
Bros the family friendly version of flying kitty
I love u star iv literally laughed at every one of your vids
*"Paste Pasturized Pasting is doo doo in Extreme Heat, Driving Rain, or Freezing Cold. Paste spreads mold. Paste is sh*t. And when Insects or Rodents are getting into your Paste, use Paste to Paste large holes into your Rodents. You can Paste to destroy your home!"*
Day 274 of trying to get Phil Swift to Star in my commercials.
0:52 my computer when I accidentally crank up the graphics on a game
Aw you could’ve made a joke about extreme heat
This is literally painful to watch
I love it
0:07 Paste is *PASTE*
How do you not have alot of views this is a masterpeice
"when insects or rodents get into your paste, use paste to paste large holes in your rodents." 0:44
Another episode of why is this so freaking funny IM WHEEZING LMAO
Wheeze😂😂😂
This is my favourite one so far
*PASTE*
0:12 im dying😂😂😂😂
“Now that’s a lot of p a s t e, but with paste”
“Paste pasteurized pasesting is doo doo”
That it my fav LOO
boys during puberty:
Nobody:
Schools when they realize i have some mental health: 0:17
Best YTP, no questions
0:00
Already had me laughing 😂
Paste is paste.
1,28 minutes of happines XD
Make my day better (for real)
1:28 *
1:30
@@Fato4Life you're wrong
Just got a flex tape commercial on the video!
My favorite part is when he said "paste"
me when I press control v and spam random letters: 0:35
Pą§ťə
Paste pasterized pasteing
@@xariahoward6538 is doo doo
Best video I’ve ever seen
Now that's a lot of damage.
that paste might be strong but it's not strong enough to seal my childhood
0:44 got me dying
At 0:53, the ping goes wild
“It clings to the surf- *W H A T* ”
Help im going to get caught watching youtube under my blanket with earphones because of my laughter