SCP-3729 │ The Best Day of Your Life │ T̶h̶a̶u̶m̶i̶e̶l Safe│ Ontokinetic SCP
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SCP-3729 │ The Best Day of Your Life │ T̶h̶a̶u̶m̶i̶e̶l Safe│ Ontokinetic SCP
Item #: SCP-3729
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3729 is to be kept in a standard containment cell located in the safe-class containment center at Site-26. Any testing with SCP-3729 must be conducted on D-Class subjects, and be approved by the Site Director, Site Ethics Committee Representative, and Site D-Class Resource Accountant. All D-Class used in these experiments must:
Show no desire or ill will toward anyone in the Foundation
Show no desire to commit any form of █████
Have no history of █████ or unusual behaviour
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Oh man, probably one of the only occasions where I've seen a modern SCP entry and thought "I wish they'd made this one longer".
Wow. I said “aww” when the reading ended. This is an incredible scp
Fr.
So many SCP articles these days are lengthy novellas of some nobody trying to flex their writing skills with a very boring idea.
@@GeneralTaco155555a Or a lame joke/memes.
Writer here: I actually had a few ideas to either extend the article &/or make a Tale to accompany it. I had ideas involving Alfonse going against orders and trying to use 3729 himself, or having GoI’s attack and try to steal it for their own purposes, or explaining where they recovered the doorframe from in the first place, but unfortunately they never quite came together without feeling cluttered. In the end, I felt like keeping everything simple resulted in a tighter and more compelling story, so I elected to make it as short as possible while including all necessary information.
@@MorDikEye-n-Rigby ¹
it seems that when a person has a grand idea for their best day ever(getting impossible revenge, getting drunk at a concert at a stadium you bought out) they end up dying by their own hands, kinda as if to say "this day is so good no other day can top it so i might as well make it my final one." but when a person has a simple idea for a best day, like a good meal, they have nothing to worry about. its as if this SCP sees someone's "BEST DAY EVER" as being their last day as well, depending on how grand the "best day" was
Kind of like requesting “best drink ever” from the anomalous coffee machine!
Maybe...
Iunno, feels like there weren't enough tests to determine that kind of thing. The only known casualties among test subjects were a desperate convict and a careless drunk. As it stands, all that can be determined is that SCP-3729 is some kinda "Gateway to Happiness".
I thought it was due to them never wanting to go back to the foundation
Must... strike... classic... supervillain pose... Best... day... ever.
The third test was literally the equivalent of Homer Simpson wishing for a sandwich when he could have gotten absolutely anything.
I'm a simple woman, I do not wish to be forgiven. I only wish for a good meal
I've got the soul right here, if you've got the donut
turkey's a little dry..
I love how this SCP casually supports the theory that D class aren’t all people who deserve to be tossed at monsters, and that the foundation is absolutely not the good guy here. If someone’s ideal day is them being a good, generous person, they can’t be all that bad, but given in one canon the foundation uses that bus that clones a kid for d class supply, I doubt anyone still buys the ‘d class are all evil people so it’s fine to feed them to god’ narrative
Of course save your ass is not makes you good guy
Considering some of them are people with no family or friends and orphans as well, that's not that much of a surprise.
Again like everyone hears all the time, the cannon is what you want it to be. This is just one choice and someone else might prefer the "D-class are all evil murderers" cannon more
i don't understand this foundation bad orange guys good mindset
Funny how that's never been an official thing, but people just think "they're murderers and rapists" and fill in "so they deserved it." because if they didn't they would have to contend with how terribly we treat the people our society tortures for no real benefit other than some feeling of "revenge" that doesn't help anyone. Cognitive dissonance. Yes I'm a bit bitter about this, I have a Cluster B personality disorder and talking to actual clinical narcissists & psychopaths has proven to me how nobody is born evil. Don't get me wrong these people are manipulative liars but I see the same mortal fear in their eyes that I feel. Honestly, I envy their ability to suppress their empathy to get rid of their pain. I can't, and ultimately I'm punished for being a good person.
A d-class has to have no desire or ill will towards anyone in the foundation? Good luck finding that lmao
Forget "not all d class are evil and deserving of the shit scp puts them through," anyone who passed the psychological requirements for this as a d class must be a freaking Saint.
As noted in a previous Comment, the man from With Many Voices who lived from an encounter with a SCP. He was strongly implicated in the disappearance of his friends that died in the nest. Then hired after his conviction as a d class janitor at a site that could use him as a form of "we know you're not crazy". He has no ill will towards the foundation, and has committed no crimes, nor does he have any ill will towards members. Good guy in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Those people are a myth like big foot
Must be the reason they stopped testing because of a lack of suitable D-Class
I feel like plenty of junior researchers (esp with high loyalty ratings toward the Foundation) would be more than willing to volunteer as guinea pigs.
Hey, Dr. Cambrian here! I’m so glad you chose to read my article!
I had a lot of projects in the works on the site, but difficulties with Wikidot kinda forced me to leave. Basically, every time I clicked a link it would completely log me out of my account, and Google wouldn’t stop yelling at me that the site “wasn’t secure”, so I eventually gave up out of frustration. Hopefully, if/when they complete the migration to a new host server, I’ll consider taking up SCP writing again; I still have some neat ideas on the backburner.
Interestingly, I noticed you made some minor changes/tweaks to the original article, which honestly make it read a lot better. The document at the end was supposed to indicate that the request was denied from the start, rather than originally accepted, but I couldn’t figure out how to draw a circle around text using wikidot’s formatting, so I kinda gave up and just put a strikethrough on the “accepted” part.
Interesting how my laziness prompted a completely different (and honestly a lot more compelling) view of the article, heh. I honestly prefer this interpretation: it wasn’t what I consciously intended, but Sometimes the best interpretation of a work isn’t the one the author intended (*cough* Fahrenheit451 *cough*)
Fun fact: I was originally going to make a tale to accompany this Skip, involving Alfonse going against orders & trying to use 3729 himself, which resulted in him rapidly getting promoted so he would have the power to do all the experiments he wants without any bureaucratic meddling. This occurs, but because deep down what Alfonse wants is actually to be this great hero to humanity and the foundation, the location comes under attack from the Chaos Insurgency mere moments after he’s sworn in as Site Director. In the end, he dies protecting 3729 from being stolen.
It was a fun concept, but I could never nail it down in a way that didn’t feel cluttered.
Again, thanks so much for reading my article; it’s amazing to hear someone of your talent read my writing. I appreciate it more than I can put into words.
(edited to fix typos and improve readability)
That's really cool! I'll admit, I was very curious about the "originally accepted, eventually denied" part, and started theorising on it myself; one suspicion I had was that Alfonso had used 3729 on the day he made his request, resulting in the document being accepted and all evidence of him using 3729 being wiped, but eventually resulting in them checking the request again and denying it before it could be used.
Of course, a hole is blown in that theory know that we know what it actually meant. Still a great article!
Wow. This was a great Skip so just gonna congratulate you.
Also that tale concept sounds heartbreaking and kind of tragic
So what would Happen If someone who's greatest day would be having extensive genetic reengineering done on themselves to become some sort of perfect Version of themselves, e.g. a trans individual fully becoming their gender, or even changing species completely, Like If a furry who really wanted to become their fursona stepped through? Afaik that Kind of technology isn't even available to the foundation, would this SCP Then Just straight-up create another SCP to do that, or would Something Else Happen?
I'm asking since the SCP seems to kill those who've Had their greatest *single* day in their life, but Not ones that want Something more simple, so, to rephrase the question: how would this SCP react If faced with Something that would be a really fucking big Thing to do, but also would be a long-term thing?
@@enderkatze6129 so, the less fun answer is “I Don’t Know.”. I purposely wrote the skip to be vague on what it’s maximum abilities are, and how strong it’s reality altering effects actually are.
Gun to my head, though, I think it probably would let the person encounter a different SCP that would help them achieve their goal, and then let them go on living.
The skip has a secondary limitation on its abilities, where it tries to maintain as much believability as possible. It didn’t just spontaneously generate the money in test 2; it made a winning powerball ticket. Rather than simply teleporting the D-classes out, they had them released due to clerical errors.
Because of this, I believe the skip looks for what the most believable solution it can manage for someone’s best day would be, and in that situation, provided the person didn’t want to leave the foundation, they’d probably be fine.
It’s hard to put into precise words, but effectively, the doorframe itself has a form of quasi-sentience, and is actively making decisions on how it’s going to make these days work out. Part of why most D-class die after their best day, isn’t necessarily because what they wanted was super bombastic and visible, but because if they didn’t, they’d probably end up back at the foundation being questioned and/or treated with amnesiacs. From the Doorframe’s perspective, this would effectively make that day stop being the best day of their life, because then that day would become (in the mind of the subject) a source of immense suffering. In the doorframes view, it’s better for a D-class who hates the foundation to die the day after they get out, than for them to go through the suffering of being brought back to the foundation. It’s a sort of “insurance” that way.
Sorry if this came off kind of rambly, I’m not the best at condensing my thoughts down, lol
@@balrogdahomie you still write out your thoughts more coherently than me lol.
But yeah, that makes sense with what was given, though i do wonder how something of this sorts get's created in the first place
still astounds me that the foundation has an ethics department
Somebody has to remind them that just because you can throw bodies at a problem doesn't mean you always should. It would be a waste of bodies you could throw at other problems instead! And waste is unethical.
@@ovni2295 LOL
*U*K THE ETHICS COMMITTEE
@@GenericPhantom1 Hello foundation employee. Please remain calm and seated. A representative will be with you shortly. Do not resist.
They do have an Ethics department, it just comes off as evil to us because they follow utilitarian morality. Of course, there are other groups like the Global Occult Coalition or the Serpent's Hand who argue their morality is better
Honestly, an extremely pleasant A24 experience for me would be just feeling like I had a good night's sleep.
Having a good night sleep so i can wake up at 3am but still enjoy the night by sleeping at 12 instead of 7 like i would normally
You know it’s going to be a good one when that sad music kicks in
Ah yes, the classic ~Containment class: Safe~ music
So the only d-class allowed to get near this thing is technically somebody who shouldn't be a d-class
well...false imprisonments DO happen...
depends what ppl they make d classes. if theyre all murderers then yeah, if its something petty like drug use, then they might have better motivations.
@@birdgirl2235 well someone in the article was made a d-class for manslaughter, which I think demonstrates pretty clearly that not every d-class necessarily deserves it
@@abbaszaffarkhan1872 facts, shows the good and evil side of the foundation
My first thoughts were, let one of the researchers go through one who's trying to solve and unsolvable problem associated with an scp that presents a real danger. such as solving how to get rid of scp-2399
Interesting, but I'd think they'd need to test if alterations were permanent 1st, as the errors being discovered implies they only last 24 hours.
We dont know if the researcher desires sth more than the neutralization of SCP-2399, but it could work.
@@TheArcSet Yeah it's interesting that the two tests whose effects (namely escaping the facility) would have lasted beyond the 24 hours died. Can't be a coincidence.
Remember no using one SCP on another
The issue is that the solution may be worse than the problem, in a way that still exalts the one that passes through to set it in motion.
This was a really interesting one, first trying to understand the scp itself and then the intricacies of how it could be used leaves a lot to think about
D-9762 wants a real meal, but on her best day gets her steak well done? That’s her true crime.
The wrong person or the wrong creature goes through that door and everything changes.
It really has the power to change everything at least for a day.
Yeah I don't know why they call this thing "safe"; a serial killer literally got to murder his witness thanks to it. Imagine what someone with even grander destructive desires could do.
@@saeedbaig4249 As is frequently clarified, the standard object classification does not indicate the SCP's threat level, only how easy it is to contain or control. In this case, this SCP is most likely destructible, or even if not, easily isolated, and all indications point to a requirement of a living being for anomalous properties to manifest. Of course, "thaumiel" being a classification for objects that are useful bends this rule, and the "safe" classification is unfortunately a misleading name.
The lottery ticket should have covered the second test. Having a weird concert shouldn't have been cause for major expenditures.
The issue is a former murderer suddenly became rich immediately upon release, and preformed a significantly charitable act. This would generate a lot of media buzz, as it's improbably fantastical, statistically unlikely enough to pique the interests of other groups working contrary to The Foundation's goals.
That is the first time when i encountered an entry "testing suspended, due to potential costs of experiments".
It's almost like it is a real fundation!
Ontokinetic - SCP is capable of manipulating reality (aka "reality-bending") through anomalous means. Supersedes ectoentropic.
Yeah I had to look that one up.
Thank you for leaving this here
You could probably describe an actual thing in our universe like that
@@memereview305 well, aside from "through anomalous means" any collection of mass is ontokinetic. Perhaps a black hole would count as "anomalous" though beyond the event horizon.
@@pravda9646 nah, with our understanding of physics we can base several models in reality that may or may not be the true form of blackholes, but they all check out as of math.
@@nom6758 Don't them 'em about anti-energy.
Researcher Alfonse is probably pretty lucky. The tests done with D-Class all seem to imply that there's a certain temporary nature to alterations made within the realms of plausible coincidence (Clerical errors, happenstance, blind luck, etc.), but anything that could have lasted beyond 24 hours (Both escape scenarios) ended with the subject's death, as the Foundation wasn't going to allow a D-Class to break containment.
So I'd say this door is more of a "For 24 hours, you're gonna have a good time. If you wanted something permanent, that something permanent is your body under six feet of dirt."
I feel like there’s a major missed opportunity to use junior researchers (&/or MTF agents) as test subjects here.
1) The vast majority are already loyal to the Foundation.
2) There’d be numerous volunteers, including those who would be willing to risk injury for the sake of experiencing “the best day of their life”.
3) The sheer volume of suitable candidates would allow the head researchers to be picky with their selection.
IT'S THE BEST DAY EVEEEEEEEERRRR
(best day eveeeeerr~)
IT'S THE BEST DAY EVEEEEEEERRRRR
(best day eveeeeerr~)
As the sun comes up and smiles at me,
@@Cosmos6745 and turns me into a melting flesh pile
Lol
I like how the test was accepted but then the site director came in basically saying "I'm still paying for that screw up with test 2, do you think I would risk doing a test like that and wind up with you idiots setting 682 on the loose or even worse 610 breaking quarantine?!?".
SCP-3729: "you're going to have the best day of your life, whether reality likes it or not"
Alfonse is right though, completely wipe someone's memory, have them watch videos of the unkillable lizards breaches and impress on them that the lizard must die, then send them through
Won't work, the lizard in question far outclasses a simple ontokinetic anomaly like this, he's the son of the scarlet king for fuck's sake
@@God-ch8lq yeah and squirrel girl beat thanos to the point he is scared of her. Depends on who is writing the story. Besides, doesn't even have to kill the lizard, maybe make them think of an inescapable containment procedure, as containment procedures work to a degree. The argument that its costs outweighs its benefits is what I am disagreeing with. Same idea but with the location of task of eliminating or finding the chaos faction etc for example. Saying that a stadium of concert tickets and mind wipes are too costly for the foundation seems a very poor excuse seeing to the lengths the foundation goes to for other SCPs.
I get your point, but that lizard represents the superpower of "plot armor", or narrative mandate. He represents the concept of how in fiction, characters' interactions and outcomes are written not to actually be realistic to what would happen but rather to what needs to happen for the story. to work.
So literally it wouldn't work because the author wouldn't let it work, and that's the whole point. The lizard isn't "supposed to" lose.
@@dystrophic no offence but I don't think you get my point at all? I wasn't saying "I figured out how to win the scp universe" I was simply saying that the reason to stop testing is rediculous and there are many application and possible stories that could be written about this. The total cost so far: 2 d class personnel and 1 innocent civilian. The guy winning the lottery ticket and blowing it all in a stupid way before partying to death doesn't need to be covered up stuff like that happens.
@@malanok I don’t think the cost so far is what it’s afraid of. It’s just the idea that someone could walk through the door and ANYTHING could happen. I think the mind wiping and impressing memories is a great idea. Idk how many times would be worth the risk based on this authors description of that process but I’d gamble atleast once. The real risk is it falling into the wrong hands. May not be a bad idea to make it a death pit covered in Scranton anchors imo
Well at least the Site-26 Director is a slightly sensible person.
Hearing the use of Polygraphs makes me wonder if the SCP foundation has some sort of anomalous polygraph that actually works rather than the pseudo-scientific ones we have in real life.
I wonder if I should write about that
@@LupeSunglass Ooh, an interesting question about such an SCP I'd have is what happens when someone gives an answer that is technically the truth but practically a lie. E.g.
"Did you finish your homework?"
"Yes mum! (well, my homework from last week, not this week...)"
You know, the kind of answer that is technically truthful from a certain perspective but is basically intended to mislead the asker. Would this count as a truth or lie?
@@saeedbaig4249 I think that it's truthful to say it's a good idea
They do. It's inamongst a lot of other slightly anomalous items that aren't anamalous or interesting enough to be an SCP.
That or the Foundation's world just has working Polygraphs and Silencers that make the "Fut" sound.
I've come to realize that when I hear the sound in your intro it puts me into a mood that prepares me for the SCP readout. Like I know when I hear that sound if I'm not in the mood for an scp
"This was an expensive mistake" does that imply that the Foundation controls the company that runs the lottery??? 😳
Writer of the Skip here; the expensive part was covering up that all of that happened. Returning the money to powerball, amnesticizing everyone who went to the stadium, preventing the news from reporting on it, et cetera.
@@balrogdahomie nah bro it was the lottery
Volgun should do a tips and tricks for blender video someday.
Blender Guru has some good videos
oy what's your pfp
Nice to have a new SCP video that isn’t overly cryptic, and easy to follow.
Hey Volgun I just finished 3 months of boot camp and I’m so excited to see all the content I’ve missed, thank you for all the hard work you put in!
hell yeah, man - hope they're a pleasant listen!
@@TheVolgun always thank you for the content!
SCP testing results in constant enormous property damage and incalculable life losses while testing and also requires three virgin nuns and a chicken
SCP foundation:I sleep
An old lady got killed and a guy spent a lot of money on a party as a result of SCP testing
SCP foundation:REAL SHIT
to be fair, this SCP requires no testing as it can be contained by simply leaving it alone, whereas other SCPs do require billions in upkeep most likely, testing on this one might cost the foundation 50 bucks but that is a 50 net negative when you could throw it into finding something more efficient than the montauk procedure or containing something like 2399
I wonder what would happen if you put a person through there who REALLY wanted 682 dead?
I mean I doubt it would work, but the results could be interesting to see to say the least.
Perhaps they have an elaborate hallucination of killing 682, then die?
My best guess would be that 682 appears to genuinely be dead for the rest of A24, then reconstitutes itself immediately afterwards with superior defences against reality benders.
6:34 i find it funny how the scp foundation, which can contain reality bending and invincible entities, can't find a better lie detecting technology than a fucking polygraph
>comes into SCP-3729 containment cell
>I would like to wish everyone a good day
>Jump into a river after being released
TH-cam just suggested this as a good gaming video. Nice to see that the TH-cam algorithm is working as good as ever.
Alfonse definitely walked through the door way to get that shit accepted
This seems to explain Adrien Brody’s wonderful day in Brodyquest.
Back in the day when after Erik Korbage "Cheesewhip" was almost always next
What?
Where did Oblong Douche Boy disappear to? The Infinite IKEA?
andre bechert. i miss him
@@asurlybarber3620 Volgun chuckled him out of existence.
Have you ever considered uploading these on Spotify as podcasts? I would love listening to these at work
"You would do well to remember that" is SCP office-speak for "going forward" with all the same scathing undertones.
Wow. This was actually super good. It's really rare for someone to go by what the foundation is and what they would actually realistically do in situations. When was the last time you actually read the phrase "Secure Contain Protect" in an SCP document?
I already know it's gonna be good 🍿
An alarming amount of un-censored names in this file. Clearly the tipp-ex boy was having a off day.
This one almost has the problem being too good for the Foundation not to use. At the same time, the bureaucracy powered restraint the Foundation has kinda makes them one of the few 'good' options to hold on to it. The Manna Charitable Foundation are probably the only GoI that could use it without abusing it.
Knowing the MCF, things would probably go wrong right away.
My best day ever is cuddling in the back seat of a car, under in impractically large blanket, in the rain. That's honestly all I ever wanted out of life and it's never gonna happen. xD
the utter madness of a "genie in a bottle" would give you a convertible
@@heatshield pfff hahaha good point xD
"Have no history of cruel or unusual behavior." I don't think you can get a death sentence from a court of justice without a history of cruel or unusual behavior.
Yah anyone who's favorite band is Matchbox 20 has GOT to be a murderer or entirely capable of it in the future.
I love you and the videos you've been putting so much effort into! I'm sorry I don't always get around to watching them, school is starting soon and I've been getting the kids ready for their first year so busy time!
D-Class. Convicted criminals sentenced to death by SCP supportive governments.
This SCP: D-class must have no history of creel or unusual behavior.
me: visible confusion.
Anyone else notice that the site director's name is redacted at the end instead of it being stated like it was in the rest suggesting some reality bending has taken place?
Send in SCP 999. That little guy is good and pure, his best day ever is bound to benefit the world at large. I would hesitate to send in humans, even "good" people. You would invariably run into situations where very famous people were inexplicably driven to have an erotic encounter with someone they would never be attracted to in a million years. That's pretty messed up, and it's probably one of the most common results.
This is the kind of nice, simple one I like! imo should probably be at least Euclid though--it may not be particularly hard to contain, but the potential of a failed containment ranges from costly to completely catastrophic.
eh, it doesn't have a mind of its own, so it's the best for it to be designated safe
Risk levels have nothing to do with containment class-- the door doesn't seem to think, can't move, and doesn't seem to affect people's minds to draw them into it, and that's all it really takes to be classed Safe. This is why there's that movement going on to expand on the classification system-- "safe" just means "you can lock it in a box and as long as no one goes to open the box it's fine." Opening the box could cause an XK scenario and it would *still* be Safe.
This was a refreshing change of pace. Great entry!
Ah, dr miller, more like Doctor Thriller.
Only wants to kill 682.
Door stops him for a moment, before promptly closing on him.
1:14 wait, if a D-Class has none of those traits, how did they end up as a D-Class?
A lot of people are wrongly convicted and even sent on death row there's also an SCP that generates clones of a boy that went missing and they use the Clones as d-class.
SCP has an ethics department. I'm not the only one who chuckled, am i? :P
Of course the Foundation has an ethics department.
If they didn't, how would they know where the line is, and how much to cross it? :D
Gerald probably wanted the use the thing himself. Poor dude can't catch a break
Waking up not feeling tired? Sign me up
This was ironically uploaded on my birthday lol
Happy birthday!
For as many of the nightmares this universe holds, there really are some beautiful anomalies out there.
After spending all day in the hospital this is perfect. Thank you Volgun
I could really use this SCP in my life right about now… man…
Alfonse after reading the reply: "Jeez, someone woke up on the wrong side of 3729..."
I've never heard of this scp before
Damn. This really could be keter if you think about what some of the more dangerous D class. Or if a humanoid scp slipped through it
It's only keter IF someone walks in with a dangerous wish. As long no one walks in it would do nothing
This one is classified as Safe, in the same way that a pistol in a locked drawer is safe. (Even if the effects of its misuse are dangerous, it is something which can be contained relatively easily.)
That put-down at the end was pretty badass
I don't know, but today seemed kinda odd. No barking from the dog. No smog. Mama cooked a breakfast with no hog.
Title card/video image makes it look like Dr. Miller is quitting, and walking away from the job.
Great one reminds me of a more extreme Felix Felicis thank you keep up the great work 👍
I'm more impressed at a site director that isn't a shit head than the scp itself.
D-2715 was a homie. Bought all tickets for a concert AND gave the seats away for free? Homie.
It would probably be better to put in a well screened researcher who's loyal to the foundation and has a strong moral compass versus you know murders!
I walked through 3729. The next day Steve from Blues Clues told me he was proud.
"well done steak" this dude deserves prison.
Wow Sears, didn't see that one coming
My immediate thought was to send 999 through. But that may not be the best idea. I think progress on most things would likely come to a stop.
And if a researcher was sent through. Well to know what the SCP does would effect the outcome. The best day of your life would end knowing tomorrow would be a better day. They would always finish the day walking through again.
a scp where you relive the events of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and whatever twisted freak you hallucinate will stalk you every time you trip
The fact they have an ethics committee is baffling
If something seems too good to be true, it generally is. Definitely wouldn't want to trust this, despite its 'safe' marking. It's hard to explain how this video tasted, I'll admit, but it wasn't an unpleasant listen of that I can assure you. xD
'Safe' is only in regards of how easy it is to contain, not how dangerous it is or could be.
Safe just means as long as it's locked in a closet, it won't do anything weird.
She wanted to eat some real meat but got a well done steak? I think the door just causes great irony.
🎵Something Something bodies in the water 🎵
okay but imagine:
- You survive cleaning 173’s cell
- You survive being bait for 106
- You even survive a 682 containment breach
Only to die at a Matchbox 20 concert
That would suck matchbox 20 slaps
what a fucking G he made a free concert
That second d class was wholesome
I always love the SCP readings more than the stories. Good to get back to form bro.
If only that site director knew what monsters the 05 council really are, he may reconsider his denial of the request.
Casualty report. During testing, 1 civilian and 2 d-class were killed, 3 casualties overall.
I don't think this is what they were going for, but I interpreted the end as Alfonse himself walking through the doorframe and being made the Director of Site-26, and then immediately revoking his own permission on realising how dangerous the object actually is.
All they need is one person, (Alfonse) to sneak through it and wake up the next day to a nearly approved document. Imagine the possibilities then. Someone at the facility’s best day is that all keter objects can now be contained and shifted to euclid or even safe…
The status from thaumiel to safe was apparently some researcher using it who wanted it to be safe.
049 walks through and all pesticide is cured..
Got Volguns own ad on the video. Nice.
Dude I wouldn’t get past thinking about what I wanted to do that day and I’d never walk through the door
Imagine if someone’s perfect day was 682 being dead forever.
Rahetalius is part of the Ethics Comittee? Didn't know that Train Prime was in it, neqt
Nothing better than going to hell, coming back to finish off who sent you there and then going somewhere else lmfao
How do you get D-class as much as possible that have no negative history I mean that would mean the D-CLASS could not be sourced from regular sources. I know this sounds weird but I think only 05 class personal should be allowed at this point.
Ooo I love this one
The bean counters are worried about how much it costed the foundation to cover up test 2 but all they need to do is walk through and go buy a lottery ticket. Are they stupid?