Schwerer Gustav: It's a Really Big Gun

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  • @JohnRodriguesPhotographer
    @JohnRodriguesPhotographer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    An incredible piece of engineering. Beyond that it was a complete waste of time, material, money and manpower.

    • @edwardcardona717
      @edwardcardona717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      That's Nazi Germany's specialty with military weapons

    • @AroAceGamer
      @AroAceGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Like the Death Stars from Star Wars...

    • @DeePal072
      @DeePal072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The result of Krupp bribing 🤷‍♂️

    • @magisterrleth3129
      @magisterrleth3129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Germans love their super-artillery. From opening WWI with the largest siege mortars in the world, to the Paris Gun, to this thing, they've got a history with these things.

    • @alexb6821
      @alexb6821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It was more for morale comraderie and propaganda

  • @virginiaorganbuilder
    @virginiaorganbuilder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I am a pipe organ builder, and I thought I might suggest doing a video on pipe organs. The instrument is more than 2,000 years old, and large ones are surprisingly complex and interesting. The two largest organs in the world (Atlantic City Convention Center in New Jersey and Macy's -formerly Wanamaker's- department in Philadelphia) each have 30,000 or more pipes, and may be a good subject for one of your excellent videos. Love all of your channels!

  • @Earth1960
    @Earth1960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2085

    Sure, a grown man could crawl inside a barrel that big but he'd have to be a person of the highest calibre.

    • @WookieChef
      @WookieChef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Nice.

    • @carloantoniomartinelli5418
      @carloantoniomartinelli5418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Very funny, actually...and I mean it.

    • @scumroyalsgaming
      @scumroyalsgaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Bada-bumm-bumm-tsssss

    • @dustyhicks6591
      @dustyhicks6591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's punny as hell! I was waiting on a 3rd pun from Simon, after he said the 2nd one was the last. Hopefully he will see it, after tending to his other channels lol

    • @brkbtjunkie
      @brkbtjunkie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You son of a gun

  • @davidperrier6149
    @davidperrier6149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    America- Dora the Explorer
    Germany - Dora the Destroyer

    • @HereticalKitsune
      @HereticalKitsune 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      *Dora the Exploder

    • @Rico-oz4ct
      @Rico-oz4ct 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      *Dora the Zerstörer

    • @Rico-oz4ct
      @Rico-oz4ct 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Toughen Up, Fluffy yeah but it sounds worse lol

    • @RC-14
      @RC-14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @latex glove It has nothing to do with nukes but ok...

    • @jamesmeyers887
      @jamesmeyers887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      God made people people made big guns and planes and what not to kill other people

  • @TheKencoffee
    @TheKencoffee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    "I named it Dora because it is ear splitting and high maintenance!" ...
    "Yes I'll be sleeping on the couch." -Gustav

    • @dukecraig2402
      @dukecraig2402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Nowadays they'd call it Karen.

  • @anthonvanderneut
    @anthonvanderneut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +878

    Sounds like the ink-jet printer scam. You get the gun for free, but you have to buy the barrels from the manufacturer on a regular basis.

    • @Ushio01
      @Ushio01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      All big guns had barrel wear the Iowa class had a barrel life of 300 rounds and WW2 naval battles often saw 50 shots per barrel.

    • @Limrasson
      @Limrasson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes it's similar but with less pain and mental anguish.

    • @Hydrazine1000
      @Hydrazine1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Actually it was tradition for Krupps at the time to build the first item for the military free of charge, so it could be put through its paces and see if the requirements were met. The second copy of the gun, named Dora, was bought, for 7 million Reichs Mark (an equivalent of about 25 million US$ in today's currency).

    • @timbirch4999
      @timbirch4999 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ushio01 We know.

    • @Celtopia
      @Celtopia 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahahahahahaha yes spot on

  • @cyberpunkprussian
    @cyberpunkprussian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    "Who in the modern day doesn't love Scary Nazi War Machines?"
    Yep that's pretty much true.

    • @caseylimbert266
      @caseylimbert266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's true, the Germans had all the best shit... if they had the resources to back it up, they'd have won for sure

    • @BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly
      @BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Including your units favorite, the mg-42.

    • @xjunkxyrdxdog89
      @xjunkxyrdxdog89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @The Program I dont believe im about to "devils advocate" the nazis...
      To be fair, America did build a superweapon that essentially did "end" the war, so the idea of building a futuristic weapon instead of just putting resources into more traditional warfare wasnt totally flawed. They failed to produce a world changing weapon, but the same line of thinking *did* work for America.

    • @harrymills2770
      @harrymills2770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@caseylimbert266 : There are great advantages and disadvantages to top-down political economy. Western Civ is too top-down at the moment. Too easy for the few to cause mischief for the many. We became that way to oppose that way.

    • @MisterCOM
      @MisterCOM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @The Program this wouldve use fairly difrent resources

  • @smort123
    @smort123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +649

    German Military: "Its terrible innefficient."
    Hitler: "So anyway i started blasting."

    • @zoethegreatfish
      @zoethegreatfish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      nice

    • @mandpbeatsglock
      @mandpbeatsglock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well done!

    • @robinsacht5667
      @robinsacht5667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @snipe69 Historical Correct representation , WW2 German Invading Russia xD

    • @afeeqvirus1
      @afeeqvirus1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ratte
      Mause
      Elephaun

    • @anoninunen
      @anoninunen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      G R O S S E S
      E I S E N

  • @rickcales38
    @rickcales38 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    My grandfather is the second from left holding his helmet in the picture showing the troops lined up on top. So naturally I’m quite fascinated with the cannon. Very interesting piece of history that had the potential to do so much more.

    • @arthurdaffos1490
      @arthurdaffos1490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But thankfully it didnt, i mean its a technological and engineering feet that was mindblowing at the time. But it was aimed to kill and destroy, but i get you dont mean no wrong by your statement

  • @Kianoho
    @Kianoho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    TH-cam channel: Exists.
    Simon Whistler: I'll host it.

  • @DeputatKaktus
    @DeputatKaktus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Fun fact: One part of the former Krupp plant in Essen, Germany is now a car park of a Ikea branch. It still has the iron girder and brick structure from back then. Another part of the Krupp plant now houses a music theatre. The headquarters of modern ThyssenKrupp are just a few minutes walking distance from there.

  • @steins-bricks4957
    @steins-bricks4957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    "I've got other channels..." well thats a bit of an uderstatement isn't it

    • @thedarkdragon1437
      @thedarkdragon1437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      he still needs another blaze channel where he can blaze about anything, not just business ;)

    • @ChristophersMum
      @ChristophersMum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Internet Police ...''Highlight History''

    • @thedarkdragon1437
      @thedarkdragon1437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Internet Police Ebery channel?

    • @EvanRustMakes
      @EvanRustMakes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***allegedly***

    • @avakining
      @avakining 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @TheDark Dragon
      That’s just business blaze though… half the videos there aren’t business related :p

  • @driftertank
    @driftertank 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Would have liked to see Simon's reaction to Gustav's most impressive attack at Sevastopol; the ammunition magazine sited under Severnaya Bay, 30m below sea level, with at least 10m of concrete protecting it. So, the shells fell through the water, through the bedrock, and through more than 2 stories worth of solid concrete and blew up the ammunition magazine.

    • @sophiam2095
      @sophiam2095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      THat ammo dump was UNDER the bay? Oh my God that is SO COOL!

    • @philhatfield2282
      @philhatfield2282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yep, and it also damaged a frigate that was in the bay at the time.

    • @Vlad_-_-_
      @Vlad_-_-_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Still not nearly enough to worth so much resources wasted and so much manpower. If that is ALL it did and that is all it did, that cannon was a failure. And it was.

    • @ric84
      @ric84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Vlad_-_-_ But it's so fucking cool tho.

    • @archwaldo
      @archwaldo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Credits to the guy that figured out 800mm was the magic number.

  • @vermilion7777
    @vermilion7777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    The pronounciation of schwerer Gustav was actually quite good.

  • @1337fraggzb00N
    @1337fraggzb00N 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    US NAVY: We have a Railgun.
    German Reich: Das is neat. Now watch our RailWAY gun.

    • @andyb1653
      @andyb1653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Japan: We built a Bullet Train
      1940s Germany: ..........is that some kind of joke?

    • @historytank5673
      @historytank5673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      honestly, the germans should have taken it to the French coast put it on the Cala border build a quickly fortified turntable and use it to blow up important targets OR even better sue this gun to move gun an down the coast blowing up ships, vital military targets or to say hello to the brits (good thing they did not do that)
      They could be fired up to 29 miles and the distance between Cales and France is 21 miles. And the Germans had the channel islands, and they were only 14 miles away from England stick the gun in a fortified turntable, boom you can shoot 15 miles inland... Dam that's scary to think about

    • @1337fraggzb00N
      @1337fraggzb00N 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@historytank5673 the Germans already had some guns that were even able to hit London: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V-3_cannon
      They did not work that good.

    • @allangibson2408
      @allangibson2408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@1337fraggzb00N The V3 did work - they were a little impaired by being hit with several ten ton bombs dropped by the British.

    • @1337fraggzb00N
      @1337fraggzb00N 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@allangibson2408 yes, they worked for a very short time and caused not much damage. The whole project was overestimated. Also even the bombing with Tallboys had not much effect because the whole system was deeply buried and reinforced with concrete.
      All in all it was just a waste of time for both sides.

  • @freakingknoght-7450
    @freakingknoght-7450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Business Blaze's Simon is slowly melting into MegaProject's Simon....
    That is Awesome

    • @mandpbeatsglock
      @mandpbeatsglock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's making it better!

    • @metalmatt3431
      @metalmatt3431 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dunno about that, I like my Simon Whistler in Biographics etc. mode...

  • @Tiberon098
    @Tiberon098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    The second gun should be called “Dora the Destroyer.”

    • @theofficialsikris
      @theofficialsikris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Or Dora the Exploder.

    • @atomicskull6405
      @atomicskull6405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Pales in comparison to the M65 atomic cannon. It "only" had a range of 24 miles but it fired nuclear shells.

    • @BackSlash711
      @BackSlash711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@atomicskull6405 Eh That is just the ammunition. Could you imagine a 7ton nuke shell from gustav.

    • @maisiesummers42
      @maisiesummers42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BackSlash711 The Fat Man bomb dropped on Nagasaki was about 5 tons (10,300 pounds). Considering the need to protect the workings from being damaged by the concussive blast that propels the shell, I'd say a 7 ton nuke at that time would be equivalent to Fat Man.

    • @ericfoxprime
      @ericfoxprime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Dorothea der Zerstörer"

  • @willardSpirit
    @willardSpirit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    NAZI's: The mega gun is highly impractical to move, operate and maintain. Let's build a even bigger one

    • @Celtopia
      @Celtopia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      an

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Meanwhile the Allies were dropping far more tons of bombs than Germany was shooting with these mega guns.

    • @Dagrizzb
      @Dagrizzb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "If we can't get the gun there,
      we will hit the target from here."

    • @totallynotabot5880
      @totallynotabot5880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They simply need to build a gun that shoots from so far away it's out of the range of the planes

    • @Dagrizzb
      @Dagrizzb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@totallynotabot5880 2 words....SPACE GUN!
      It's constantly in orbit, moving thousands of miles per hour. And can use that momentum to toss projectiles without combustion.

  • @Werrf1
    @Werrf1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    So in other words, it was like every other German mid- to late-war weapon: Highly ambitious, highly aggressive, highly specialised, and totally unsuited to the war it ended up fighting.

    • @edwardcardona717
      @edwardcardona717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's what they were best at! Over-engineering and just throwing themselves at whatever they could think of. Was the Maus (Panzer VIII) ever going to legitimately work as a tank? No way. Did that stop the Germans? Never

    • @Werrf1
      @Werrf1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@edwardcardona717 One needn't go all the way up to the Maus - even the Panzer VI, the Tiger tank, was the wrong weapon for the war. It was designed to be a breakthrough tank, to hit Russian fortified positions and break through them. It was designed for short, sharp actions, with plenty of time between engagements for maintenance and repairs. But that's not the kind of war Germany was fighting - they needed something simple and reliable that could quickly reposition instelf.

    • @vonfaustien3957
      @vonfaustien3957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@edwardcardona717 eh the maus was nothing compared to the Ratte it never got off the drawing board for obvious reasons but the plan was to make a tank with the main cannon from a heavy cruiser for the main gun it would have been 5 time heavy than the maus

    • @ferky123
      @ferky123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also upgrade your tanks every 5th one so that none of the parts can be used for the repairs of others.

    • @robertnichols4833
      @robertnichols4833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hitler's meddling guaranteed failure regardless of the weapons available. As soon as they took on Russia without finishing off England first, it was all over but the fighting. Compounding that fatal error was Hitler's decision to get distracted with dicking around in Greece, which cost them months of delay before invading Russia in June 1941, causing the failure of that blitzkrieg, since it meant they ran out of good weather only a few weeks before they would have gotten to Moscow, if not stopped by Mother Russia's finest ally the Russian winter (see Napoleon).

  • @peterwright4647
    @peterwright4647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The WW I German siege mortars were also terrifying weapons. 420mm with a much shorter range and smaller shell but they were much more mobile and wreaked havoc on Belgian and French forts. There were about a dozen built.

  • @paulmustermann7068
    @paulmustermann7068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Everybody gangsta
    until the Land Cruiser shows up.

    • @phalanx3803
      @phalanx3803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Land Cruiser > every other 4x4.

    • @rommelcorbito808
      @rommelcorbito808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      P1000 Landcruiser Ratte

    • @fenriders7008
      @fenriders7008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Ratte wouldn’t have ever made it to a battlefield. Roads couldn’t support it properly, bridges were a no-go and it was far too large for rail.
      Allied CAS Pilots would’ve been living the dream with a target that size. Hell it was to have been so large and slow strategic bombers would have had a fair shot of hitting it and no matter how thick its armour once a single tall boy or grand slam hit it it was toast.

    • @JohnFrumFromAmerica
      @JohnFrumFromAmerica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Land Cruiser crew would be gangsta for about 5 min until tactical bombers show up.

    • @djnigellove
      @djnigellove 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lada [laughs in off road Russian]

  • @xandarch1043
    @xandarch1043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Nazis going around the Maginot line is a joke as old as literal going around the Maginot line, but what if I told you the very point of Maginot line WAS to make Germans go around it?
    It stopped at the Belgian border, where the French concentrated most of their troops freed from manning the area covered by ML.
    But Belgians declared neutrality and basically doomed this plan (French and Brit troops couldn't move into Belgium to meet the Germans, which gave Germans a massive head-start).
    Even so, ML basically did its job - made the Germans go around it and funnel them through the Benelux.

    • @davidchicoine6949
      @davidchicoine6949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It was a joke since it consume half of the military budget of france yet did not prevent the downfall of france and belgium too had fortied line still tanks moved around them ..

    • @jw2442
      @jw2442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And the "impenetrable" Arden forest. Not when Guderian was around.

    • @Sue_Me_Too
      @Sue_Me_Too 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I shall continue to "reverse advance"

    • @jw2442
      @jw2442 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@c.jakobsen1335
      Appeasement - a very temporary pain relieve. Although....at times...stuck between two rocks and a hard place.

    • @eliminshrintar
      @eliminshrintar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why do people just make up shit?
      This is absolutely false in every regard. You wanna cite your research there?

  • @gimpytheimp
    @gimpytheimp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    When it came to Germany breaking the Maginot Line it came down to France relying on multiple factors: That Belgium would be mobilized to defend (as they agreed to be part of this defense pact with France) and that the forested area that made up a big chunk of it that no one could get through would stay that way thinking tanks couldn't get through it because they couldn't in WW1. The French never bothered to think that tanks would evolve to become a lot better than they were and the German tanks just went through the forest, essentially unopposed. German tanks were also using radio to communicate while everyone else was still using guys with flags sticking our of their tanks to relay orders, so they could react a lot quicker to enemy movements.

    • @keraysun
      @keraysun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And also France didn't extend the Maginot Line (unlike Siegfried Line) all the way to the English Channel as heavily fortifying Belgian border would have indicated that France was not going to defend Belgium in case of an invasion.

    • @Reddotzebra
      @Reddotzebra 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not to mention that the French tanks were a bit lacking in the turret design area. Forcing the commander to multitask to a ludicrous degree whereas the Germans could delegate.

    • @danielmocsny5066
      @danielmocsny5066 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      France also under-invested in its air force. An important element in early German success in World War II was the Stuka dive bomber. It was highly effective as "flying artillery" and as a psychological weapon with its screaming sirens but was a sitting duck when facing an enemy with state-of-the-art fighter aircraft and enough of them. France's investment in the Maginot line comes in for criticism, but it did the job it was built to do: it stopped the Germans from trying to invade directly across it. A probably bigger mistake was the French Navy, which ended up doing next to nothing for the war effort other than having to be scuttled after the surrender or sunk by the British to keep it out of Nazi hands. If France had abandoned the naval arms race and put those resources into building a real air force, what soon afterward became the (air) Battle of Britain might have been fought over France instead. In the event, the British weren't about to send aircraft to France that they needed to conserve for home defense, and the French didn't have enough airplanes to challenge the Luftwaffe. The general pattern in land warfare during WWII was that the side with the airpower advantage was usually advancing, and the side with less airpower was correspondingly retreating. The Germans and Japanese had the airpower advantage early and the Allies had it later.

    • @hannesromhild8532
      @hannesromhild8532 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well the Germans DID come through the Ardennes in WW-1 and even quite a bit further then just that. Also do you think they just drove through an actual forest in ww-2? the Ardennes are a low mountainrange heavily forrested. The Germans used the only decent road to get past it not some offroad action.

  • @scottthewaterwarrior
    @scottthewaterwarrior 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    When thinking about rail guns I always remember that mission in the first Medal of Honor game where you had to sneak past enemy lines to blow one of them up.

  • @Lucustard359
    @Lucustard359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The “Verne Gun” or Space Guns would be a great video. Project Babylon and SHARP are both super interesting!

  • @MichaelLouis13
    @MichaelLouis13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    In English: Dora the Explorer
    In German: Dora the Exploder.

  • @DemitriVladMaximov
    @DemitriVladMaximov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Why do I get the feeling that a WW2 era Transformers comic that this would be Megatron's altform?

    • @oqsy
      @oqsy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unless it was made in Germany. Then it would be Optimus Prime. 😎

    • @chrissmith3587
      @chrissmith3587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like to think that the pre war transformers just got distracted and stayed in vehicle form, and thats how we got Thomas the tank engine

    • @Smellbringer
      @Smellbringer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, but it would probably be Trypticon's arm cannon.

  • @sirjammer
    @sirjammer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    "Who in the modern day doesn't love Scary Nazi War Machines?" ----Simon Whistler, 2020

    • @nathanthomas8184
      @nathanthomas8184 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My 3d printer can make a bigger ONE with a silencer, & use Menulog drivers 4 locations around the globe
      YOU JUST ASK IT COVID MAKES A CASKET

    • @JohnFrumFromAmerica
      @JohnFrumFromAmerica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Except the more you read the more you realize most were a waste of resources

    • @WilliamJones-Halibut-vq1fs
      @WilliamJones-Halibut-vq1fs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JohnFrumFromAmerica The super guns actually destroyed a lot of targets. A 7100kg shell that could penetrate 100m into the ground in 1940 and demolish the Maginot line. Bombers couldn’t do the same till 1945. Ratte was never seriously considered but was no larger than modern earth moving machinary. The Elefant tank could be moved across any river to any location by rail. In small numbers it would work.

    • @zenogias01
      @zenogias01 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WilliamJones-Halibut-vq1fs Or just building more bombers, fighters, and Pz 4s (or fix the transmission of the Leopard so that it doesn't fall about every hundred miles, or fix the Tiger so it doesn't keep catching fire), because at the end of the day US manufacturing was measure in bombers/hour, carriers/week, and tanks/minute, so a few bigass guns would be mean exactly jack and shit.
      Hell, I remember an anecdote saying something like how Shermans wanted better than two-to-one odds to take on a Tiger, which was fine because there were something like a thousand Shermans for every Tiger.

    • @greenrena8503
      @greenrena8503 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zenogias01 Eh, we never had a chance to out-produce the US or russians. We had to do quality! And retooling the lines in the middle of the war couldn't realy be done if you only have so many anyway. Of curse it's not so simple if you have a Führer who fucks half your projects up. For example: we had the first Jet figther who could have given us the full air control over europe. And what does the little painter do? "Put bombs on it to bomb london!" WTF!? The FASTES figther in the war. And he wanted to make it slow enought that prop planes could catch it with the bombs, of witch it could not carry enougth to bomb effective of course, and send it over england where it could shoot down and studied.

  • @neom472
    @neom472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’ve just been binge watching all these videos as I’m sat at my desk working from home, thank you for keeping me occupied

  • @MrHazzard12345
    @MrHazzard12345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    So sad to know this monster just disappeared. Would have been incredible to see in person.

    • @alt7488
      @alt7488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the models are 6 foot long ...apparently

    • @bobkonradi1027
      @bobkonradi1027 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are some pics and videos of large scale models of Gustav and Dora floating around. We're talking about models that are 10-ft long so there's a lot of detail. So me model maker companies produce plastic and wood models of it, though it might take some searching to come up with one these days.

  • @ProbablyTooLoud
    @ProbablyTooLoud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    General Hoffenbrau: Private Hans, you've been selected to be the first person to fire a new gun.
    Private Hans: Yes Sir !
    General Hoffenbrau: We will just stand at the observation platform about "a mile behind you" and will radio the command to fire.

    • @AColonelPanic
      @AColonelPanic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't play dumb, you're not as good as I am 🤣

  • @geoffreyentwistle8176
    @geoffreyentwistle8176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I'm surprised that there was no mention of the Lankreuzer "Ratte" - that insane idea for a tank with a naval main battery for a turret...

    • @PaulMcElligott
      @PaulMcElligott 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Kung Fu Money Bee Nope. The Ratte was the P.1000, not the P.1500. The Monster was a different beast altogether, basically a Gustav on tank treads instead of rails.

    • @simongeard4824
      @simongeard4824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@PaulMcElligott I suspect he's conflating the two, since he describes the P.1500 as a tank, not as an artillery gun...

    • @AdmiralBlackstar
      @AdmiralBlackstar 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That would deserve a video of it's own, though it never got off the drawing board and many are now questioning how serious it was as a concept.

  • @akiramasashi9317
    @akiramasashi9317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    France: "Nothing can get past the Maginot line!"
    German panzer divisions: **teleports behind them** "heh, nothing personnel kid"

    • @ryanhampson673
      @ryanhampson673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      WW1 Germany: We’ll go through Belgium!
      France: Ok let’s build a line of forts on the border with Germany.
      ....Well they came through Belgium last time so how about across their border too?
      ...What?! Like they’d do the same thing twice!

    • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
      @gaiusjuliuspleaser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ryanhampson673 That was the plan, though. Board up their border with Germany and force them to take the long way around. Belgian neutrality was a pretty glaring flaw in the plan, though.

    • @Vulcano7965
      @Vulcano7965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It however was indeed, very personal.

    • @22Epic
      @22Epic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gaiusjuliuspleaser There are the Ardennes though, not as easy as simply "going around a wall"

    • @deusexaethera
      @deusexaethera 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Maginot Line was extremely effective along the French-German border. France's downfall was trusting Belgium to put up a fight when Germany decided to circumvent the Maginot Line instead.

  • @jeffagain7516
    @jeffagain7516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The best book I've ever read on the incredible guns the Krupp industry built is simply titled "The Arms Of Krupp" by William Manchester (who also wrote "American Caesar" on McArthur).
    It details the entire family history of the Krupps (and their weapons of course) dating back to prior to the Franco-Prussian war of 1871. Highly recommended!

    • @cbroz7492
      @cbroz7492 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I agree...

  • @themoddingprodigy577
    @themoddingprodigy577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love this channel! I wanted to learn about these huge engineering feats and you do it in such an entertaining way! Please consider making a video on SOSUS

  • @Assassinus2
    @Assassinus2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Listening to the litany of these projects, I can imagine Albert Speer quietly banging his forehead on his desk, wondering where everything had gone wrong.
    I also imagine the Schwerer Gustav’s gun crew forming suicide pacts for whenever the barrel had been shot out.

    • @skwervin1
      @skwervin1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Could you imagine having to crawl inside to clean it?

    • @UnDeaDCyBorg
      @UnDeaDCyBorg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he rather knew where things had gone wrong. It was in many places. For the better, no doubt.

    • @MikkelKjrJensen
      @MikkelKjrJensen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Considering that Speer designed such absurd buildings as the Volkshalle (which once occupied by people would have had its own climate), I don't have much sympathy for him on that account.
      Also, he worked to glorify Nazi Germany, so he should be given zero sympathy in any case.

  • @Ronirvan
    @Ronirvan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I can only imagine the smile hidden by the gentlemen mustache of the soldier who shote this cannon. FEUER DIE KANONE!

    • @tobetrayafriend
      @tobetrayafriend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Excellent comment sir!

    • @benjamin112
      @benjamin112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol 😂😂 80cm ego boost

    • @KennethRivenes
      @KennethRivenes 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      der kanon, good sir, as a matter of grammar :) A canon is off course a male article..

    • @HaroldKuilman
      @HaroldKuilman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KennethRivenes then why name it Dora? 🤔

    • @Skulgrimm
      @Skulgrimm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@KennethRivenes The article is to the problem it is correct in German canon is female.
      The problem is he forgot the "t".
      It should read: "FeuerT die Kanone!"

  • @wingcommanderjetson5660
    @wingcommanderjetson5660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You seem much happier, I love the new gumption you’re showing. Thanks for all the videos, your channels have taught me so much. I don’t understand how you guys make so many videos! Thanks to you Simon and all the other people associated with your wealth of channels., - from a lurker since the early days of “today I found out”

  • @alexandraa8683
    @alexandraa8683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Simon's surprise at how far the ordinance travels is just further proof that he never reads the scripts ahead of time lmao

  • @JabbaBricks
    @JabbaBricks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    7:28 Dora only shot 48 times at Sewastopol - not 300

  • @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.
    @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "What a good Nazi."
    - Simon Whistler, 2020

  • @robothunter1035
    @robothunter1035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I built one of these. I'm just waiting for all those people who've been talking about me behind my back to gather in one place . . . somebody's getting a party invitation.

    • @wwiiinplastic4712
      @wwiiinplastic4712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Which kit did you build? I build only 1/35, and can't justify paying $900+ for the Soar Models kit. At any rate, the K5e railway gun itself eats up a lot of shelf space and I have no clue where I would put the Dora.

    • @Live-Life-Freely
      @Live-Life-Freely 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is why the YT comment section is at times better than the videos.

    • @garfieldsmith332
      @garfieldsmith332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wwiiinplastic4712 I would love that kit. Thing is something like 53 inches long. Check my local hobby shop about getting one when it came out. It would have been 1500 bucks Canadadian plus taxes. and the metal barrel and other add-ons would have put me in the poor house.

    • @prepperjonpnw6482
      @prepperjonpnw6482 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Great comment lol. I actually laughed out load for real lol

    • @simoc24
      @simoc24 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Remind me not to come to your party

  • @Ootlander
    @Ootlander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Project Babylon would be good for Megaprojects or perhaps Gerald Bull for Biographics.

  • @GR1MRACER
    @GR1MRACER 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    War Thunder : "WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!"

  • @TheOddJapaneseGuY
    @TheOddJapaneseGuY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Schwerer Gustav: It’s a really big gun
    Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

  • @CULatte
    @CULatte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    1000 tons
    Naval Warships: am I a joke to you
    Laughs in 80cm
    Yamato: sad 46cm noises

    • @Strothy2
      @Strothy2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don''t forget that the Germans seriously considered floating 500mm guns in 4x2 arrangement, that would have been bonkers

    • @Brobu
      @Brobu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Strothy2 What ship would that be?

    • @badhippo
      @badhippo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Brobu a fucking scary one.

    • @MrPobanz
      @MrPobanz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Strothy2 They also had the genius plan to tow V2 rockets via U-Boot to the U.S. coast to bomb their cities.

    • @giantred
      @giantred 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Strothy2 then the Russians get a 501mm because Russian Naval Bias #WorldOfWarships :P

  • @briancox2721
    @briancox2721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "What a good Nazi." And demonetized again.

    • @wyndhamcoffman8961
      @wyndhamcoffman8961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I saw a distinctly right-wing political ad at the start of this video; it just changing the demographic statistics around.

    • @briancox2721
      @briancox2721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup. I didn't see any ads.

    • @D4rkn3ss2000
      @D4rkn3ss2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All my adds were about a Startrek game @_@

    • @adventuresinmodelrailroading
      @adventuresinmodelrailroading 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The way Simon said that line put a mental image of a puppy wagging its tail in my mind.

  • @bryanskrantz
    @bryanskrantz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Fun Fact. Destroying this gun was a mission in Commandos behind enemy lines.

    • @chazhartwayne6493
      @chazhartwayne6493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well THATS a Blast from the past. Always loved the Commandos games.

    • @Snaakie83
      @Snaakie83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shit...I suppose there's no HD version yet? 😂
      Must play now...

    • @choughed3072
      @choughed3072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brilliant game.

    • @HMSConqueror
      @HMSConqueror 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      technically you are incorrect. the mission was to destroy "Thor" which was a heavy mortar used by the nazis.

    • @bryanskrantz
      @bryanskrantz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@HMSConqueror Well back then it looked like this gun lmao.

  • @CYWNightmare
    @CYWNightmare 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This dude is amazing. His voice makes me want to listen to what he says and sounds very serious about what he's talking about while having a sense of humor at the same time

  • @lkrnpk
    @lkrnpk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    German gunners: ''Ve can destroy ze Maginot line in 1 year's time''
    In two months German infantry and tanks go around Maginot line and are in Paris ''Zay what?"

  • @ChickenLiver911
    @ChickenLiver911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Thomas the tank engine’s best pal, Gustav the railgun.

    • @sillypinkewe
      @sillypinkewe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Glad to see you're okay.

  • @flaviusclaudius7510
    @flaviusclaudius7510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The Maginot Line was never meant to be impenetrable: it was meant to hold off the German army long enough for the French military to fully mobilise in case of an attack.

    • @Celtopia
      @Celtopia 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i see you watch youtube a lot

    • @flaviusclaudius7510
      @flaviusclaudius7510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Celtopia My guilty pleasure

    • @Celtopia
      @Celtopia 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@flaviusclaudius7510 hahahaha

  • @abraarmohammadshafi1779
    @abraarmohammadshafi1779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Simon has been laughing a lot and cracking jokes on the channel recently😂. The lockdown has got to him

    • @RosiePosey5150
      @RosiePosey5150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like it so hopefully he never finds it

    • @lewzero
      @lewzero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I think he's just letting the Business Blaze influence get to him, lol

    • @tylersm360
      @tylersm360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm pretty sure that's business blaze just leaking into all his other channels

    • @crumpY-k1s
      @crumpY-k1s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Haven't seen him in a blaze?
      He the guy with the blaze

    • @Black_Dollarz
      @Black_Dollarz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He's been blazing too much

  • @jmalmsten
    @jmalmsten 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Me: "But could the same effect not be made with lots of tinier guns that could be transported, aimed and reused more easily?"
    Excited german engineer: "Ja, but thiz one goez to ELF!"
    Me: "That is true."

    • @MegaGothrocker
      @MegaGothrocker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Excellent reference right there XDDD

  • @PolariusKarnun
    @PolariusKarnun ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the double-feature-like format in this one!

  • @cedricrobertson2893
    @cedricrobertson2893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Someone had it small
    There is just no other explanation

  • @anchorbait6662
    @anchorbait6662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    11:45 not 150x heavier.... I think you ment to say 150% heavier. Or 1.5x heavier. 150X would have made it bigger then aircraft carriers.

    • @ChristiaanHW
      @ChristiaanHW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i'm pretty sure he says "150 tonnes heavier", but it does sound a lot like "150 times heavier".

  • @psammiad
    @psammiad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "I think we're getting to that". Obviously Simon doesn't do anything so mundane as read the script before starting a video 😄

    • @livethefuture2492
      @livethefuture2492 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who needs a script?

    • @TheStevedie
      @TheStevedie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly I prefer that. I just want him to ramble on. Lol

    • @nunyobidniz
      @nunyobidniz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, shades of Business Blaze creeping in.👍
      Speaking of, how about a bit of meme accountancy? Luckily, I can count to one
      Rimshots:1
      Allegedly:1
      Total:2
      Love your work, Simon😉

    • @zogian5991
      @zogian5991 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because he's a legend

    • @si2foo
      @si2foo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      it is better when he doesn't to be honest

  • @woesteloepi.
    @woesteloepi. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It also is a level in the game Call of Duty! And it's a perfect copy, realy nice made.

  • @stevenwhoward87
    @stevenwhoward87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    An idea: the Soviet's N1 rocket. Great references to use are: "Russia In Space" by Anatoly Zak, "For the Moon and Mars N-1" by Matthew Johnson and Nick Stevens

  • @SinKimishima
    @SinKimishima 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    a great rival to the Paris Gun

    • @mjnyc8655
      @mjnyc8655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's worth a video of its own.

    • @duncanmcgee13
      @duncanmcgee13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dwarfs it

    • @drewcipher896
      @drewcipher896 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@duncanmcgee13 I'm pretty sure the Paris gun had a much longer range.

    • @jreimer9487
      @jreimer9487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Paris gun much smaller caliber more of a harassment weapon, not to mention it's own quality and design short comings. Totally inferior, but a valid predecessor to the Gustav. So lucky those Nazi bastards went in for boondoggles like that rather than jet propulsion or say atomic weapons.

    • @duncanmcgee13
      @duncanmcgee13 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@drewcipher896 thats all the Paris Gun has on it. Maybe even the ability to traverse. But if we're talking about range, the Langer Gustav barrel would have made it outrange the Paris gun by roughly 10km. The German K-12 coastal guns that hit Dover had a range roughly 10km less than the Paris Gun. And theres the V3 canon that could outrange all of them.

  • @californiumblog
    @californiumblog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Simon: I speak English not German.
    America: You're welcome.
    (Lol just kidding but it's Independence Day weekend here and couldn't pass up the joke!)

  • @bostedtap8399
    @bostedtap8399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Megaproject suggestion: Iraqi Supergun. Built by a company in England, and involved a truck driver.
    Great vlog, thanks for sharing.

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:40 - Chapter 1 - Why was schwerer gustav made ?
    3:25 - Chapter 2 - Missing the invasion of France
    4:15 - Chapter 3 - Shortcomings of schwerer gustav
    7:15 - Chapter 4 - War history
    7:50 - Chapter 5 - The fate
    9:10 - Chapter 6 - Dora , the 2nd super gun
    10:30 - Chapter 7 - Langer gustav
    11:20 - Chapter 8 - Landkreuzer P.1500 monster project
    12:45 - Chapter 9 - Conclusion

  • @stoneshrink
    @stoneshrink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    So very true, "there is no problem that an even bigger gun cannot solve" even my wife agrees with this.

  • @thomasbishop3494
    @thomasbishop3494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Germany: makes giant railway artillery to smash Maginot.
    Rommel: haha Panzers go vroom through the Ardennes.

    • @bigguy1164
      @bigguy1164 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Manstein

    • @nevinmcintyre7860
      @nevinmcintyre7860 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      it was Manstein not rommel that planned the Ardennes attack

  • @AvoidTheCadaver
    @AvoidTheCadaver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Now that you've said it, Simon, please do a video on rail guns

    • @mlc4495
      @mlc4495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's not really a megaproject though. There's only one example of a railgun in development and that is more just a R&D thing by the US Navy.

  • @IneptOrange
    @IneptOrange 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Johnny Sins career has taken a really weird turn recently

  • @johnsteve4850
    @johnsteve4850 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hi John from WI. Bing - Bang - Boom Ha Ha that is a great opening and a great show ! Thanks

  • @billyb4790
    @billyb4790 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:31 I love the man in the front acting like he's pulling the gun all by himself LMAO

  • @christopherderrah3294
    @christopherderrah3294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Clever of Krupps, giving the Nazis a free gun, that uses a proprietary replacement barrel regularly. I would wonder how much they charged for the barrel?

    • @mirador698
      @mirador698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Christopher Derrah The gun may have been vanished but the business model survived in the form of ink printers.

    • @severinpridal1355
      @severinpridal1355 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      All Guns need Barrel exchange after a Number of shot. How often depends on the Energy of the Cartridge...

    • @douglasburnside
      @douglasburnside 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@severinpridal1355 Seems to me it might have been easier just to make the cartridges a little bit bigger to compensate as the barrel became worn.

    • @oompalumpus699
      @oompalumpus699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kinda sounds like a Free-to-play scheme don't it?

  • @colebizwell5407
    @colebizwell5407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Hitler: rolls up to LS Customs
    Krupp: what can the finest mechanic in LS do for you?
    Hitler: pass the b o o m son
    Literally the entire german command:
    Ach, sheiße. jetzt geht es wieder los.

  • @Sauron...
    @Sauron... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I like that when he says Hitler for the first time a picture is shown as if we don't know who Hitler is.

  • @cneumayer
    @cneumayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:04 Speaking as a german native speaker, you did great on all the german pronounciation. I especially liked the "Landkreuzer", which translates as "Land Cruiser" (Cruiser as in naval ship type, not as in car) anyway.

  • @TomRedlion
    @TomRedlion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Interesting addition. The Krupp K5 railway guns. One of them can be found in a War Memorial park in northern France. Another can be found at the US Army Ordinance Center in Ft Lee, Virginia.

  • @securityguy1984
    @securityguy1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hmm masive tanks ehh try these Simon !,
    T-29/ T-95 superheavy tank destroyer
    And the germans maus tank as well as the landcruiser tank
    Or mabey even the longest operational battle ship Iowa , my neighbor actually worked the guns on it during Operation desert Storm

  • @wannabecriminalman
    @wannabecriminalman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The perfect weapon for WW1.

  • @AtaraxiaaixaratA
    @AtaraxiaaixaratA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    You didn't talk about the awesome engineering that went into the gun : / The ammo was carried by a 'mini' railway system cars created to load it. Railways with railways...meta rail. SOO German. This weapon was a fantastic for morale of the Germans as well. Kinda missed a couple other cool points...

  • @Jasruler
    @Jasruler 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The best megaproject videos are when the writing and presentation is light hearted and fun, such as this one.

  • @APMX5
    @APMX5 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I enjoy your work, Simon. How about the Maginot Line as a topic? Cheers!

  • @fore8564
    @fore8564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Krupp: So how big do you want your gun to be?
    Nazi General Staff: *J a*

    • @RonLaws
      @RonLaws 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ja*

    • @_Abjuranax_
      @_Abjuranax_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was mainly Hitler and not the General Staff. It wasn't until later in the war that Hitler had replaced them all with "yes men", and Kietel was such a kiss ass that he was known as "the lackey".

  • @danf321
    @danf321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    This gun...sort of like many high-end German automobiles, over-engineered beyond practicality.

    • @godhatesusall85
      @godhatesusall85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Really! It seems ridiculous now, what with ICBM's that can hit anything on earth without an army of people building railroad tracks in front of them

    • @danf321
      @danf321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dylan Perry Yes you are correct, but this was in the early 40’s when the Nazis were obsessed with big, huge, powerful war machines. And back then, this giant gun could bomb a target 25 miles away. This was a 40’s version of an ICBM.

    • @joshuapatrick682
      @joshuapatrick682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This man has never owned an Audi...

    • @cgefkens4065
      @cgefkens4065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Weird comparison. High end german cars are the best in the world and not that complex

    • @danf321
      @danf321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Joshua Patrick Ummm...yes I’ve owned two Mercedes and two Audi’s. Both Audi’s were electrical nightmares. The A5 was finally covered under the Lemon Law.

  • @nilsandersson4983
    @nilsandersson4983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    that's gonna be a heavy video!

  • @jimbeckwith5949
    @jimbeckwith5949 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hi Simon, love your presentations, very accessible, I know in depth about a lot of the subjects you've cover, and enjoy your overviews, and that you a spreading the word. Suggestions: how about Nasser and the Aswan Dam, or the fight for water in the Golan Heights? If you've done them already, i can't find them. Even the Hoover Dam, Lake Mead and subsequent rise of Las Vegas? Woomera missile range and the Australian Bomb tests? Underground Wiltshire, Spring, Sands and Box Quarries? Box Tunnel? Monkton Farleigh? I may be a bit biased because they're all places I've deliberately visited out of Fortean personal interest and know a fair bit about, but i reckon your presentation style would interest a wider audience.

  • @roguemerlin1969
    @roguemerlin1969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Don't know if it exactly fits this channel but would love to hear your take on the U.S. M 65 Atomic Cannon. I know, who would think it was a good idea to fire atomic bombs out of a cannon? It was tested, built, and actually deployed. Test firing in Nevada had a 15KT yield at a range of 7 miles. 7 miles isn't very far and because the detonation would have been a ground strike, very dirty, lots of radioactive fallout.

  • @cheaterman49
    @cheaterman49 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey team, I just wanted to say, I don't know if Simon fixed it in pre- or if it's just in post- but the lighting looks fantastic now :-) it used to be a bit dark! So, thanks a lot, and sorry if I'm noticing late - you don't notice things until they're wrong haha!

    • @alexdasliebe5391
      @alexdasliebe5391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like how you ask for help finding something at the grocery, when you’re next to it. 🤣
      RE “You don’t notice things until they’re wrong”

  • @lewzero
    @lewzero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Americans have a superweapon currently. It's named "Karen", watch out for it being deployed randomly across the nation.

  • @amirkhalid5449
    @amirkhalid5449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wonder: what kind of terrain could the Monster have traversed? It would have to be very hard, very flat, and very wide; its route would have to be planned VERY carefully to avoid it getting stranded. And how fast could it go? Probably not much faster, if at all, than walking pace. And what was its turning radius: how much space would it need to turn? It might have looked awesome on the drawing board, but common sense should have prevented it getting to even that stage.
    Schwerer Gustav (Heavy Gustav) would make a great stage name for a bass player in a death-metal band. Langer Gustav (Long Gustav) would do nicely for an adult-film actor.
    You could always research the pronunciation of non-English names on the intertubes, along with the other research you surely do there.

    • @polbecca
      @polbecca 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      At over 1000 tonnes the Land Kreuzer would have been of scale comparable with a walking dragline excavator. That's a big Twinkie.

  • @canadianbacon9819
    @canadianbacon9819 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Beautiful episode love the military ones. Would be cool to see the Maginot Line or the Atlantic Wall I think that be really sick

  • @shawnpenny2738
    @shawnpenny2738 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had several uncles on both sides of my family that fought in WW2. Several of them were at places that came under fire by railroad guns. They said it was frightening as hell. They said it sounded like a freight car screaming through the air. You forgot to mention Anzio Annie.

  • @macmittens16
    @macmittens16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I’ll watch anything with Simon “You Can Blow My Whistle Baby” Whistler narrating.

  • @andrewgriffin4528
    @andrewgriffin4528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The amount if business blaze references made this business blaze og a happy bear.
    Did you utilize the completely voluntary writing monkey for this one?

    • @clanoftheducks1850
      @clanoftheducks1850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Since the crew hasn't saved him yet, I would think so.

    • @hkbabel
      @hkbabel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@clanoftheducks1850 Are they still tunneling?

    • @benjaminchristianhay
      @benjaminchristianhay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hkbabel Just because we can't hear them doesn't mean they've stopped, perhaps they became aware of us hearing them and have switched to a more covert method of rescue.

    • @DanceySteveYNWA
      @DanceySteveYNWA 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Business Blaze OG. 😂 Cringe

    • @benjaminchristianhay
      @benjaminchristianhay 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DanceySteveYNWA Lighten up *eyeroll*

  • @andrewallen9993
    @andrewallen9993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The shells weighed less than a Lancasters bomb load and didnt have even 3% of the range but cost a lot more.

  • @T3AMCXMCHUCK
    @T3AMCXMCHUCK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Maginot line was never supposed to be impassible, it was supposed to hold the german advance long enough for the army to counter attack, it actually held as intended, the issue was that with Belgium declaration of neutrality just a few years before the war the french had to hastily build lower quality fortification on the franco-belgian border.

  • @zer0x64
    @zer0x64 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Its so sad that these no longer are intact. This would be so cool to look at.
    Nowadays the largest gun i know of is the fixed position artillery battery in sweden and denmark which has a 40cm gun

  • @clstjam4321
    @clstjam4321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Project Babylon would have made this thing look like a pea shooter.

  • @giantred
    @giantred 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Simon's 23rd channel, and yet people are confused/upset that he makes so many "Jokes" about how coke is *allegedly* great.

  • @gregorypolander9014
    @gregorypolander9014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh awesome, one I've never heard off! And Simon, we Americans LOVE the British accent. ;)

    • @thomasfholland
      @thomasfholland 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was a bitch to move it around!

    • @GHustle4
      @GHustle4 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am american and I can not stand the British accent speak for yourself

  • @twood5029
    @twood5029 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are awesome Simon .

  • @bobkonradi1027
    @bobkonradi1027 ปีที่แล้ว

    While neither of the big gun assemblies were recovered, the U.S. Army did find several shells for the weapons. There is/was one on display at the U.S. Army tank museum and firing range at Aberdeen Proving Grounds in Maryland. I was in the area once on some company business and went over to the site and was able to check the round out. There was a large collection of tanks going back to WW1 and the interwar period. The army had a German 10-12 inch railway gun on display as well. It had the name "Robert" on the barrel, as I recall.