1:11 Patter went into the testing ground 2:04 it sucked 2:59 Kirby transformed into a B O O M 3:26 he charged him for so darn long 4:39 Patter ripped Kirby into seven pieces 7:22 We did it! We got the magic AIR PODS! 7:56 Patter was a sociopath! 8:39 Waddle Dees NUTZ! 9:16 I have no words. 9:58 if you like that sort of thing.
Yeah Sega does not make sense they don't even recognize the character that flies and sends a hedgehog that is a land-based creature to fly tails is supposed to fly and you leave him on the ground
1:11 *”patter went to the testing ground”* 2:04 *”it sucked”* 4:39 *”patter ripped Kirby into seven pieces”* 6:47 *”we're back.....BOIII”* 4:42 *”we'll be right back after this”* 7:21 *” we did it we got the magic AirPods”* 7:56 *”patter was an sociopath”* 9:58 *”if you like that sort of thing”* 11:36 *”Kirby Kirby Kirby”* 8:39 *”Waddle dee's NUTZ”* 9:15 *”pee pee poo poo”* 3:26 *”he charged him for so darn long”*
8:05 This cat looks like it's having Vietnam War Flashbacks but trying to pretend it's not while trying to entertain the kids as they slip deeper and deeper into an *existential crisis.* Oh yeah, this is about Kirby!
4:39 "Patter ripped Kirby into seven pieces." (Nickelodeon jingle) "We'll be right back after this." (A few boring minutes later) (Nickelodeon jingle) "We're back.... B O I."
im probably worth like 1 whole million out of the currently 8.3 million views on this video considering the amount of times i keep coming back to it souly for the funny intro and then continue to watch the rest cuz patter is great
So the kirby drone thing with the clicker actually has a sensor on the bottom so when you put your hand under the drone, it flies up. Sometimes, it flies to high and doesnt stop, so the clicker brings it back down. They take ages to charge, and if you dont charge it enough, it hovers on the floor like at 4:00. I know all this because i have one.
0:09 Kirby Kirby Kirby *K I R B A A A A A A A A A* 3:40 Kirby: by--- OOF 3:56 Also kirby: ok this time I'm going somewhere else bye 4:11 Kirby: B Y E 4:17 kirby: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 4:23 kirby: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 4:30 kirby: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 5:55 Kirby: e a t 9:15 *pEe PeE pOo PoO* 9:50 oamotode kirby: Your a poopy hed 10:10 oamotode kirby: AaaAaAAaaAA 10:15 oamotode kirby: wawawawawawa 10:21 A
0:26 Peter: The Kirby New Desk Fan! Old desks, not allowed! 1:17 (Ray looks at Peter who sat the Kirby stuff on him) Peter: YOU choose to be here! .................... Peter: So first off- (Ray touches Peter) Peter: Yes! Hi! Yes, I set this all up JUST TO PET YOU!- 5:37 Peter: Looks like Culturally Insensitive Tails and Small Spyro are about to throw hands 7:44 Peter: Make sure to put in some footage of me petting Ray so that I am not only filling space cause there's nothing to say about this, but people will also see I am not a sociopath. Sociopaths can't pet dogs! (Patter was a sociopath) 9:06 Peter: See? Now it's the best of both worlds. You're happy cause I'm not choking you with a Waddle Dee hat and I'm happy because you look like a Waddle Dee
Peter, memes aside, I’d like to give a genuine thank you for uploading today. I had an awful day at work, so coming home and being able to curl up and enjoy one of your videos really brightened my day. Thanks a ton, man.
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Hi.
Peter Knetter more like Peeter Kneeter
Hi petie kneetie
7:56 I like the way the narrator said sociopath, like he’s telling his mom.
S o a s i c o p a f
@@bagel4943 *S o a C i p A f*
socyopef
Sus eoh path
@@megafox3753 sus eoh paf
7:40 “I bet if they had AirPods in them they would be better” then the dog makes a smile
He really wants those AirPod!
i bet if they had airpods in it you would be a big fan*
Theory: the dog understood english since he was adopted
The doggo does not condone brokeness I-
@@ishanpahwa1179 putting"I-" at the end of a sentence is cringe
I love how Patter uses cut lines from Kirby's Epic Yarn. That calm voice is perfect for this.
peepeepoopoo
@Vera Marson did you are have an srok
Patter was a sociopath
_”Waddle Dee’s NUTS”_
-Announcer from Kirby’s Epic Yarn
2:04
7:53
“Sociopaths can’t pet dogs”
“pAtTeR wAs A sO oH cIo PaTh”
That's "sociopath" not "sO oH cIo PaTh"
Finally, Cardboard Silver is back (even if only for a bit).
Yay!
But he died soooo.....
CRUDBORD SLIVREER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*silver,s last words* its no * allmost dead* use
Isn't he called cardboard *sliver* ?
That intro gives me life.
I just love the passion in how he says "he's got maximum kirbeh" 0:07
The intro is just so yes
Hello Unbotnormal
Intro is the ultimate
Yes
2:25 “It’s a clicker, I don’t know what it does.”
It clicks.
how u know
??!?!?!
what? How did you know that? I'm literally confused
WHAT HOW!1!1
this person's IQ is unreal
RIP Ray the dog. We still miss you.
They died…? NO!!!
Huh
@@Thatoneguyfromthatoneshow Yeah, idk when, but, now he has bingus aka dingus.
Ray died from health issues@@PlungerMonkeyGTAG
@@iphonex3156 damn he was a part of my childhood
1:56
* blowing noise *
youtube autogenerated caption: [music]
music
It’s like music to my ears
It s u c k e d
M U S I C
Peter : if it had air pods in it you'd smell it
Doge: big smile
😂
He Didn't Say "You'd Smell It" He Said You'd Love It
Ray*
@@sundaxe10 he didnt say either he said you'll be a big fan
*W H O L E S O M E N E S S*
The survival games segment was just patter playing with his toys. He didn't intend to record it.
4
MIIIISTA! TELL THE OTHERS TO SHARE THE BURGER!
*aggresive number 5 sounds increase*
when youre the 169th like on funny comment: gamer
I love the way Peter acts around his dog, it's so cute.
I want to be that dog. Please 🌈
I found out the TH-cam "topic" feature.
The topic for this one is just "Petter, dog, fan"
Hahaha how do you find it?
@BL00DYH4NDZZ_ When I opened the comment section it was just there in the categories
@@collinbloo huh ok
The clips from kirby's epic yarn are giving me major nostalgia
Best game ever! I’m still playing it :)
I still play with ma friend
Even nausa
Me to
Mine is Kirby turned into a helicopter
“Looks like culturally insensitive tails and small Spyro are about to throw hands” is the best quote I have ever heard
Hello bob, please live at me island PLAESE BOOOOOB
I woke up to see this on my phone? What the hell do I watch at night I don't remember about?
5:36.
Ok ok te de
Oh my God oh my god oh my god oh my god OMG it’s actually are you tuber please kill me I want to be on your island
“This is a weird channel”
In the best way possible Peter, the best
I see you everywhere
Rustic then does that mean, you are everywhere...?
@@not7170 what can I say I'm always watching
always will be weird, and always we will love it
his style is perfect
1:11 Patter went into the testing ground
2:04 it sucked
2:59 Kirby transformed into a B O O M
3:26 he charged him for so darn long
4:39 Patter ripped Kirby into seven pieces
7:22 We did it! We got the magic AIR PODS!
7:56 Patter was a sociopath!
8:39 Waddle Dees NUTZ!
9:16 I have no words.
9:58 if you like that sort of thing.
11:25 Hey! What are you doing, stop that!
9:16 peepeepoopoo
11:35 Kirby Kirby kirby Kirby
kirby ripped kirby 11:36
3:26 7:22
10:00
I love how dogs just let us do stupid stuff like this to them
Yuri??
This person is a psycho, I guarantee you
😂
Patter quote of the year: yes I am smelling the inside of Kirby’s mouth
s n i f f
hmm yes S I N F F
Is official he became fetish
No it’s S O U N D B A R R I E R
Again
A flying Sonic toy?
Tails: Am I a joke to you?
Yeah Sega does not make sense they don't even recognize the character that flies and sends a hedgehog that is a land-based creature to fly tails is supposed to fly and you leave him on the ground
"No don't go that way!"
**aggressively goes that way**
Damn I some how survived that explosion....
That Red Yoshi
Thank Hylia!
Are you the real red yoshi
Big fan
Oh thank god
Red Yoshi, are you friends with Knuckles?
I am subbing ツ
6:15
Don't mind me, just timestamping for something good on a rainy day.
Cardboard silver is hijacking a 2007 Chevy suburban is what you chose.
@@RobocopStealerOfFridges don’t judge them. I’m also keeping this for myself
Today is a good on a rainy day!
It’s great to see him back somehow
7:21 We did it! We've got the magic AiR pOdS!
😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
7:22 7:22 7:22 7:22
Every time petter sniffed Kirby’s mouth I died laughing.😂😂😂😂😂
Him : I’m partnered with this app called ditto
Me (Pokémon fan girl) : no no a million times no!!!!!!
No way you died so many times how!?!?1??1??
@@krystalpace65460:00 with this kirby thing you lay down in it when you need a rest
I’ve actually never seen anyone sponsored by ditto and that’s a sign of creativity
Umm... Pokemon?
Audible is actually Ditto, the Pokémon
@@ZamaDraws hahahahahaha
9:11
0:10
1:16
"It's got the cha"
Cha cha real smooth
💃💃💃💃💃💃💃
F L A S B A X
to the left
*Let’s go to work*
Slide to the right
5:17 “y’rueo ugly”
Sonic head: *bloodcurdling roar*
Also sonic head: *dies after*
Words can hurt folks!
lol
Agreed
y'rueo*
lol
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Patter is like a cartoon character, he wears the same shirt everyday.
Then im a cartoon character
If I wear a different shirt when I need to, but wear the same hoodie 90% of the time, does that count as the same thing?
@@saethumthetyrant Like SpongeBob, for example, cartoon characters sometimes change their attire for an episode plot or theme.
the Kirby drone thing is so hilarious. I actually started to laugh hard.
Don't forget it has cha
4:30 for anyone wondering, as someone without perfect pitch, i recognize that screech as a G
I just wanna say that Ray is impossibly adorable.. How do you have a dog that floofy??
My cat is floofier
She loves belly rubs
Floof
genetics
the floof
floof
Ray: (Bored and Confused)
Pater: "Bet if it had airpods in it you would be a big fan"
Ray: (Huge grin)
7:40
On OnePlus
@@Oroark5678 ?
@@minix07 🎂 + 🇯🇵
@@Oroark5678 wdym
🎂🚐❤️🤣
I never thought of sentence mixing the narrator of Kirby's Epic Yarn until now
R.I.P. Ray the dog
200?-2021 You will be missed
Put your sad comments about his passing here
Ray was one of the best dogs, the things he went through was probably not worth a death. Rest in peace Ray, you were great.
r.i.p ray he was a good dog and was so cute
F to pay respects 😔
Him: “Here smell it.”
Dog: ...
Him: “I bet if it had AirPods in it you’d be a big fan.”
Dog: *smile*
XD YEP YEP YUP LOL
Yes
Dog : if it had air pods I could listen to Gabe the dog borking all my favorite songs!!!!!!
@@krystalpace6546 hahaha 😐
@@krystalpace6546 Hahaha 😐
1:11 *”patter went to the testing ground”* 2:04 *”it sucked”* 4:39 *”patter ripped Kirby into seven pieces”* 6:47 *”we're back.....BOIII”* 4:42 *”we'll be right back after this”* 7:21 *” we did it we got the magic AirPods”* 7:56 *”patter was an sociopath”* 9:58 *”if you like that sort of thing”* 11:36 *”Kirby Kirby Kirby”* 8:39 *”Waddle dee's NUTZ”* 9:15 *”pee pee poo poo”* 3:26 *”he charged him for so darn long”*
this is totally out of order. excellent
schnee sorry :(
Thank you
Monkey Girl Emily you're welcome
Thank you!
"your happy cause I'm not choking you with a Waddle Dee hat and I'm happy because you look like a Waddle Dee"
9:09
Dog: *casually takes off hat*
Petter: *MAN*
Narrator: *P P POO POO*
"culturally insensitive tails" never stop doing what you're doing, patter
4:23 what are you crying about.
It cries of honor
Very honorable
“YES IM SMELLING KIBYS MOUTH!”
Me: I wanaaa smell it
kirby is literally a vacuum cleaner but if it was a person
"person"
If they made a Kirby vacuum cleaner it would actually make sense.
Enni Bee Kirby is a vacuum cleaner company check it out
s u c c
... But is it Kirby shaped?
4:07 and 4:12
Can we just take a second to appreciate the perfectly cut moments of this video
I love how ray growls for no reason
@@charleshultgren7804 yes omg XD
"I've never seen the use of desk fans"
Me who has sweaty palms: hmmm
same it sucks
All the epic yarn clips made me laugh so hard
Same bro
Sus
"Waddle Dees NUTZ"
“Pee Pee Poo Poo”
Are You An Among Us
3:57
Kirby: "I'M GOING TO HAVE MY OWN ADVENTURE!"
lol
And thus, kirby and the whatever the fuck is beyond that point: the game, was born.
@@Headless_Toil2418 Hover kirby if you collide with an object you explode violently
@@charliesgamingplace2371 lol
Kirbys adventure
I personally love the edited Kirby’s Epic Yarn diolauge parts
3:21 "oh i didn't have it plugged in
all the- *AHHHH* "
He charged him for so darn long
Here. 3:26
7:22 we did it we got the magic air pods
“It can kinda bite your face, if you’re into that sort of thing”
DUDE WAIT I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE.
What
man thats a weird fetish
when your the 69th like on funny comment: gamer
8:05
This cat looks like it's having Vietnam War Flashbacks but trying to pretend it's not while trying to entertain the kids as they slip deeper and deeper into an *existential crisis.*
Oh yeah, this is about Kirby!
I know that you got your avatar from a pixle art app- idk what app tho
@@Paula-vq5pt A lot of people say Fantasy, but my friend made it for me and I never found out where so Fantasy is a likely option.
@@buttercupkat I think it's like some pixle dress up game... I've played it before I just dont know where lol-
Oh wait I'm just reaping myself:I
@@buttercupkat yes it's fantage, i miss this game lol
I love how concerned and fed up your dog looks sometimes.
0:00 imagine if kirby right back at ya have this intro xD
Kirby Kirby Kirby Kirby Kirby Kirby.
Kirby Kirby Kirby Kirby Kirby Kirby.
Kirby Kirby?
He got maximum Kirbe!
KIRBY KIRBY.
KIRBYYYY!
@Angelus Shea yes
5:27
“Red Yoshi looks to be having better luck than tails at avoiding that dragon.”
BOOM.
unfortunately not for the landmines
nobody: ....
Patter: asking Kirby why he’s crying
1:55 sounds like that one tool at the dentist when they clean your mouth, Kirby at the dentist!
Kirby ate the dentist
10:49 I feel so bad poor dog.. having to go through Patter using an ottomatone-
strong doggo
RIP. Ray
@@hollytedla4241 I loved ray so much
@@1971tdogThen who’s bingus
This is an accurate representation of my mind at 3 am
Same, and Especially the otomatone
Scribble_Heart 504 yes
“Sociopaths can’t pet dogs”
- some sociopathic man 2020
7:56
1:16
we should make a peter being a sociopath compilation.
7:54
4:39
"Patter ripped Kirby into seven pieces."
(Nickelodeon jingle)
"We'll be right back after this."
(A few boring minutes later)
(Nickelodeon jingle)
"We're back.... B O I."
"Keep away from open flame."
*"Unless of course your cat is wearing it aaand you're trying to throw it in an incinerator."*
Throw the cat in the incinerator or throw the hat the incinerator?
@@spingleboygle *the cat*
@@spingleboygle or throw the cat with the hat in an incinerator
@@spingleboygle Whats Next🌮
@@retrospectural Whats Next Now🍳
0:46
“It looks like he should be *suCkInG* “
I laughed so hard I almost lost a lung
1:15
1:16
😏😏
"Sound Defecation."
- Peet Kneet
the epic yarn edits are so funny, thank you for including them
You know its gonna be a good day when Patter uploads.
What if it’s not a gud day?
@@Chuckles16 then you wait till tomorrow
0range Nugget Anims jokes on you im getting a oculus quest tommorow
White Man Stap flexing on us.
Charlie oki
5:19
I like how the Sonic head was so sensitive about it's appearance that it imploded.
Category: gaming
Me: I guess real life is a video game and peter is playing it in this video
It’s cause kirb is a vido gaem
@@apersonlol3669 do you realize when people are joking
its a joke
Patters Epic Yarn
That Kirby song was a miserable editing story I can tell.
Mad respect too.
What do you mean? I find the song funny.
But I don't find Peter's suffering funny.
Exactly.
Peter: "plays otamatone"
Ray: ... end my suffering :')
1:16
1:16
1:16
Him: "I wanna find out if it can shred things"
Me: this is why I subscribed
"I filled this guy up with weird Kirby toys"
Peter Knetter, 2020
Oooohhhh myyyyy
It’s the new fetish
im probably worth like 1 whole million out of the currently 8.3 million views on this video considering the amount of times i keep coming back to it souly for the funny intro and then continue to watch the rest cuz patter is great
10:17 the fly around my head
eat it 😼
Music teacher:Can you show me your music?
My music: 0:01
0:00 Top Ten Best Anime Intro
Peter's Pet Ray: Plz No.. Boyfriend: Beep? Peter's Pet Ray: My Ears... Boyfriend Bap!!
So the kirby drone thing with the clicker actually has a sensor on the bottom so when you put your hand under the drone, it flies up. Sometimes, it flies to high and doesnt stop, so the clicker brings it back down. They take ages to charge, and if you dont charge it enough, it hovers on the floor like at 4:00. I know all this because i have one.
10:07 *Flowey’s theme starts playing*
*megalovainia plays*
*car noises*
creeper noises
9:15
Man..
*p e e p e e p o o p o o*
we do a little trolling
I love how the dog used its paw to remove the Waddle Dee hat TWICE.
Waddle Deez nuts 😂😂
Why do these nuts
Peter knettler played live and learn when the otamatone person on TH-cam didn't
be's sad
can we just appreciate for a second of how his dog reacts to each of these.. toys? Test subjects?
1:55
Fan: *grinding*
Auto-generated captions: *m u s i c*
let's jam!
@@jsusjxjddhhesdudyandhollyf6333 AAAAAAAAA!!
Almost 3 years later and I just come back to your channel and I still laugh😂😂
6:08
It's not dead. I love it.
And I love skyrim.
"WaKe."
"You LiVeD. SomeHOW."
*"this meme is very dead-"*
Me: Moommmm cannnn weeee gett Kirbyyyy
Mom: NO WE HAVE A KIRBY A HOME
Kirby at home:
7:41 "bet if it had airpods in it you'd be a big fan"
dog: *smiles*
cutest thing ever
0:00 I laughed as soon as the video started
Mouthful Mode™️
0:09 Kirby Kirby Kirby *K I R B A A A A A A A A A*
3:40 Kirby: by--- OOF
3:56 Also kirby: ok this time I'm going somewhere else bye
4:11 Kirby: B Y E
4:17 kirby: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
4:23 kirby: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
4:30 kirby: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
5:55 Kirby: e a t
9:15 *pEe PeE pOo PoO*
9:50 oamotode kirby: Your a poopy hed
10:10 oamotode kirby: AaaAaAAaaAA
10:15 oamotode kirby: wawawawawawa
10:21 A
0:09 me and the boys seeing peter knetter has a new upload
1:20 “you chose to be here.”
Dog: patter you’ll never be my master
0:26
Peter: The Kirby New Desk Fan! Old desks, not allowed!
1:17
(Ray looks at Peter who sat the Kirby stuff on him)
Peter: YOU choose to be here!
....................
Peter: So first off-
(Ray touches Peter)
Peter: Yes! Hi! Yes, I set this all up JUST TO PET YOU!-
5:37
Peter: Looks like Culturally Insensitive Tails and Small Spyro are about to throw hands
7:44
Peter: Make sure to put in some footage of me petting Ray so that I am not only filling space cause there's nothing to say about this, but people will also see I am not a sociopath. Sociopaths can't pet dogs!
(Patter was a sociopath)
9:06
Peter: See? Now it's the best of both worlds. You're happy cause I'm not choking you with a Waddle Dee hat and I'm happy because you look like a Waddle Dee
Peter- "So in conclusion, there are times where you just..."
*Bluetooth headset dies at 11:34 *
Me- well if that wasn't right on cue🤣
10:20 rare footage of man making wow noises
4:18 Kirby’s cries of horror
I FINALLY FOUND IT! I haven't seen it in a while
Peter, memes aside, I’d like to give a genuine thank you for uploading today. I had an awful day at work, so coming home and being able to curl up and enjoy one of your videos really brightened my day. Thanks a ton, man.
Yo, I got you. Thanks fam
Patter don't leave
@@peter_knetterDo Kid Pix Deluxe 3
8:30 Top 10 times Waddle Dee ruins everything
I want a Kirby hoover. It’s the perfect merchandise for him.
6:01 Okay, you got me with that joke. Hahaha!