I know nothing about this game. This seems like one of those things that doesn't work consistently but when you pull it off, it's the funniest god damn shit ever and makes all the failed attempts worth it
I went up against one of these a couple times. One time I hit him midair with a little boy cannon blowing half his engines off causing him to spin out of control. Was hilarious.
Everyone: builds an armored 4 wheel vehicle attached with guns and missiles. Gromek: builds a spacecraft that has the durability of a wine glass who's sole purpose is to dunk.
Thanks for showing the build of the simplified Slam Dunker! Going to be a lot easier to acquire. Also, bonus points for facing off against your own Noobcannon build a couple times there.
In a game where u u build ur means of defeating ur opponents But then take addvantage of tue games physics engine to make it even more effective Sir i solute you
I remember these old vids I would watch these as I drew back when I started drawing, best vids to watch then and still today years later especially the robocraft ostrich days
Same, i started playing this game because of Gromek. The max i got was a 9.9K equalizer x3, aurora x1, photon cabin, bigfoot wheels + engine and front train plow build. I stop playing one year ago, good memories.
In a real post apocalyptic scenario, how would someone feel in the last few moments of their life if they got slammed dunked after being thrown into the stratosphere? Random wasteland dude: eat lead you- is hurled at mach 3 into outer space before coming down like a meteor and dying. it's three in the morning and I don't know why I wrote this. I'm now sad.
I randomly discovered Crossout through a recommended Gromek video and I can't get enough of these Slam Dunks! Also. Until recently I didn't know the build's official name and just called it the Mantis Shrimp due to how it looks when he approaches a prey ;)
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.
6:59 Here, we see the proud Slam, carefully stalking its chosen prey. 7:10 As you can see, the Slam prefers a challenge, and passes this easy prey by, deeming it unworthy of the hunt. 7:16 Its pride tarnished, the Slam settles for the weaker prey, going for the quick, easy, effortless kill.
![SLAM DUNK 5 - Fusion [Crossout]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/GBeBKBMFd5U/mqdefault.jpg)
![SLAM DUNK 5 - Fusion [Crossout]](/img/tr.png)
Mini and Mega slam!
WHO WINS, WHO'S NEXT?
My Discord server: discord.gg/fbPMnc8
Gromek, I feel alone, my pals and I are the only ones putting up fusion builds on xbox :(
Fusion slam? :v
@@zippax688 you can't fuse a slam because it would fall apart in the air
HANS GET ZE MYTHBUSTERS
WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! Epic Slam Battles of History!
I know nothing about this game.
This seems like one of those things that doesn't work consistently but when you pull it off, it's the funniest god damn shit ever and makes all the failed attempts worth it
You are spot on man
Sir I think you just summed up the nazi uprising
@@pachijojo2426 why are you like this
@@pachijojo2426 I... Don't know whether to laugh or be concerned...
@ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Honestly i wouldnt even be mad if i got killed by this
Same, that's sick
i'd be laughing my Ass off
Like I don’t even know what I’d do if I saw this, like I’d be too shocked
Playing chill...
*Hook noise*
Me: HOLLY MOTHER OF FUCK!
I went up against one of these a couple times. One time I hit him midair with a little boy cannon blowing half his engines off causing him to spin out of control. Was hilarious.
"What kind of weapons are you using?"
"I am the weapon."
"Physics... Physics and hooks"
"I need a weapon"- Master Chief, you're pathetic
Momentum.
Everyone: builds an armored 4 wheel vehicle attached with guns and missiles.
Gromek: builds a spacecraft that has the durability of a wine glass who's sole purpose is to dunk.
xDD
Enemy team: *advances*
Gromek: *hooks one of them and slams them to the ground either destroying or failing it*
Enemy team: ಠ_ಠ
Understandable. Have a good day
Wow. Rocket league has changed a lot since I last played it.
Is it joke or you think it is, bc it's not
Rocket league season 9
CaptainCocoPlays Colby its a joke and you did not get it
somebody is getting r/wooshed
@@michaelipsen3667 season 13
0:58 - the true definition of satisfaction.
Man that looks so satisfying, too bad we cant see their reaction to their slammed death.
Thats a lot of damage, how about a little more ?!
To show you the power of clear tape i sawed this country in half. Its like East and West Germany
I JuSt SaWeD YoUr TrUcK iN HaLf
YUP IT'S LEAKING
*Phil swift,is that you!?*
*nOw tHaTs aLoT oF dAmAge!*
I wonder what it feels like being the guy slam dunked...
You feel like slam dunking your keyboard onto your desk because unless you have a heavy vehicle, you're dead no matter what
I was just gonna say, I wanna hear there reactions!
Confused terror
I'd be upset
whheeeeee *dead*
Barrels, Slams, & Fusions makes me *M O I S T*
*N O I C E*
W E T
you called ;)
give me the *m o n e y*
Now we need a slam fusion
Theres somthing so right about grabbing an enemy, flinging them into the air and pulling them down like a sledgehammer into the ground
Thanks for showing the build of the simplified Slam Dunker! Going to be a lot easier to acquire.
Also, bonus points for facing off against your own Noobcannon build a couple times there.
its not the slam dunker its the yeetinator 2000
In a game where u u build ur means of defeating ur opponents
But then take addvantage of tue games physics engine to make it even more effective
Sir i solute you
OH GOD
NOT ONLY WILL WE GET SLAMMED, BUT OUR KEYBOARDS WILL TOO
Im gonna leave this at 69 likes
Your pfp is just perfect for this comment
I remember these old vids I would watch these as I drew back when I started drawing, best vids to watch then and still today years later especially the robocraft ostrich days
Same, i started playing this game because of Gromek. The max i got was a 9.9K equalizer x3, aurora x1, photon cabin, bigfoot wheels + engine and front train plow build. I stop playing one year ago, good memories.
My favorite part was from 0:00 to 10:24
Mine too, actually.
+1
+3
+3
Lol mine to
"Down here salt is a way of life"
Best possible clip ever
Dear God!!
Kars has become the ultimate basketball player!
Nothing can block his shots now!!
The ultimate lifeform KARS!!
Pixar presents
Cars 4: the space slam jam
Ith that a JoJoth reference 🤓
I have never played this game, but
This is how i would play!
It's called crossout and it's free and awsome
Play it on steam I think and I will try that too
@@plebulus imma buy it RIGHT NOW
getting all these parts would take ages
@@iku_turso123 it’d only be about 20-25$
Still gotta come back now and then to appreciate the true masterpieces :)
Quality content as always!
Gotta admit this is the most epic thing ive seen in the whole 2019
I almost lost my entire composure at the Salt part.
ye this killing me right xD
💀💀💀💀💀
Never played this game, don't know what is happening. But im literally dying from laughter
Never a clicked on a video so fast in my entire life
Ork tech is getting more and more "advanced"...good job on the liftadroppa action!
Готов смотреть на это вечно. Особенно с мемасиками.
Братан, горжусь нашим богатым русским языком)))))
Be ddncbxd ddjdje dnfjckakao
english please
El Dno English please
Ураааааа!!Русский!!!
It would be so traumatizing to be on the receiving end of this.
Oh Boy, here we go Dunking again
0:10 *I have been waiting 4- no 5,000 years for this!*
I love some good old dunking!! Don’t you agree?
It's always nice finding a gem meme video that was uploaded on your birthday.
In a real post apocalyptic scenario, how would someone feel in the last few moments of their life if they got slammed dunked after being thrown into the stratosphere?
Random wasteland dude: eat lead you-
is hurled at mach 3 into outer space before coming down like a meteor and dying.
it's three in the morning and I don't know why I wrote this. I'm now sad.
I randomly discovered Crossout through a recommended Gromek video and I can't get enough of these Slam Dunks!
Also. Until recently I didn't know the build's official name and just called it the Mantis Shrimp due to how it looks when he approaches a prey ;)
0:00 That was a United States of smash boi
No trashtalking, no wasting time. Just pure joy.
*After an enemy is hooked*
Inside of me: I am gonna end this man's whole career........
Brings me back to when times were simpler
Good video as always man
most satisfying video ever, congrats you have won youtube
I dont even play this game, and this is the funniest thing i've seen all day
That must be terrifying, you're entire squad is lined up and out of the corner of your eye bill gets hooked and dragged into the pits of hell
XD love the edits
TH-cam recommend hasnt failed me in this early morning.
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.
But why
@@greggles5316 But why NOT
9:03 slam dunk: I will slam dunk you leviathan: UNO REVERSE
8:10 now that's epic...
0:55 to 1:00 is gewoon te goed ik heb hem nu echt al 7 keer geken en nog steeds ga ik stuk van het lachen
You deserve more subs
0:14 me: (come on and slam?)
0:15 me: expected and perfect
you should make a slapper with hovers and rockets and a huge hand on the sides with rocket spears on them
yeah that can be so cool
3:51 That bot’s name is Joseph, and the Overdrive part of Dribble Tendency is playing
This is quite perfect
In the background music, the theme of Joseph joestar is playing. Listen closely around the 4 minute mark and you'll hear it.
Huh?
this is the best crossout video ever and will be
5:39 а вот и наши подключились)
english please
@@obscure_genesis No
@@AyKot that's good enough
@@obscure_genesis ohhh yes sir
@@AyKot кстат пук
YESSS I FOUND THE VIDEO
I BEEN LOOKING THIS FOR YEARS
YESSSSS
I'm glad a strategy like this has such a low success rate and high production cost to pull off.
Idk whats better, the vid itself or the fact that after a car got hooked it gave me an ad for O'Reilly's Auto Parts
That is THE most brutal thing you could do to someone in this game
Everyone: I have this dope combination of armor and weaponry.
This guy: I suplex cars with other cars.
Health: 1
Defense: 0
Stealth: 0
Attack: IT’S OVER 9000!!!!
0:35
Crossout's damage system explained by a 9-second video clip:
Basically the best craft in the game
3:50 caught me off guard!!! 🤣🤣
AND HIS NAME IS ...
3:05 that one was clean 👌
How it feels to chew 5 gum.
1:26 Perfect Slam
damn i discovered you with mordhau video but never played crossout, that absolute fire lmao xd
@poo poo Pee Indeed!
this is quite possibly the most satisfying thing I have ever seen
Title should be "How to get banned in Crossout"
One of the sevveral builds that are required to say "I've played Crossout"
THAT'S JUST EPIC I WANT ONE!!!
6:59
Here, we see the proud Slam, carefully stalking its chosen prey.
7:10
As you can see, the Slam prefers a challenge, and passes this easy prey by, deeming it unworthy of the hunt.
7:16
Its pride tarnished, the Slam settles for the weaker prey, going for the quick, easy, effortless kill.
So...I dont even know this game...but that is brilliant lol
You can't be mad dying to one of these. This is genius
Пиздец я орнул, конечно
English please
@@Badyamovich ЭТО РОФЛ
Such an underrated game
Oh no, you’ve made me reinstall Crossout my friend
this was beautiful
You just got featured in Pewdiepie's new video. 😆
This is the best thing I have ever seen in cross out
I dont wanna meet u in a match, when u are my enemy :)
The little back flip you do from the inertia is so steezy
5:40 Русские везде 😂😂😂
саша Аманатов Нет, more people understand English so it’s a safer bet if you want to tell someone something
english please
You deserve more subscribers
Круто)) топич
I just love the way it flies up and runs
Pewdipie plugged your viseo.
For a game like this, this is one of the most creative ways to kill enemies I've ever seen
О вы из россии
он нет
ebglish please
sorry i dont speak spaggheti
ye just learn ebglish like upper one
инглиш маза факаааа
This is actually the funniest thing I've seen in a while
YOU MADE IT INTO PEWDIEPIES VIDEO LOL
this will forever be the best meta
стыдно за таких русских, которым просто дают киллы, а они обзываются в чате .-.
Может чел просто не шарил
Это человек-соль, так и должно было быть
English please
Это не килл, а фаталити
English please
@@Badyamovich Это рофл (5:41)
Imagine just vibing and having a glorious mech battle,
AND THEN SOME GUY ATTACHES HOOKS AT YOUR VEHICLE AND PROCEEDS TO CREATE CENTRIFUGAL FORCE
такое можно увидеть только в России
ГЕРОЯМ СЛАВА!
Hm
Кроссаут полюбому в России происходит 100% (та не, может и в Украине)
И к тому кроссаут разработан в России.
@@bolotniy на Донбассе
very good jojo references and very good quality music 10 of 10