special thanks to Ridge for sending us goodies and supporting the channel, their products are actually good so do check 'em out: www.ridge.com/OFFCANNY use code "OFFCANNY" for 10% your order
I bought a Ridge wallet titanium gun metal from when you guys were sponsored last time and by god i love that wallet so much im going to use the code again and buy another one but cant decide between black or carbon fiber
Imagine being stoned out of your mind at 5am, nice and cozy in bed when none other than BRETT suddenly storms into your room with a ski mask on wielding a taser and preworkout
starcrossedother my take as someone with no credentials in film: if you really have to capture the true old camera quality that means the stuffed audio and the contrast that makes white people appear a bit orange.
12:03 Project MKUltra (or MK-Ultra), also called the CIA mind control program, is the code name given to a program of experiments on human subjects that were designed and undertaken by the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency, some of which were illegal.[1][2][3] Experiments on humans were intended to identify and develop drugs and procedures to be used in interrogations in order to weaken the individual and force confessions through mind control. The project was organized through the Office of Scientific Intelligence of the CIA and coordinated with the United States Army Biological Warfare Laboratories.[4] Code names for drug-related experiments were Project Bluebird and Project Artichoke.
i feel like a sociopath whenever watching your videos cos im laughing at your pain and misfortune but god damn you guys are always insane and hilarious, thats why we love you! Great to Brett again!
Was I the only one staring at that sick car in the background. I was like "oh shit is that a 62 impala?" Then he started spitting up eggs and I'm like "oh shit"
special thanks to Ridge for sending us goodies and supporting the channel, their products are actually good so do check 'em out:
www.ridge.com/OFFCANNY
use code "OFFCANNY" for 10% your order
OFFCANNY this whole channel is one big wet dream
Quality content
Thank you Ridge!
Love my Ridge wallet and this channel. Support the boys!
I bought a Ridge wallet titanium gun metal from when you guys were sponsored last time and by god i love that wallet so much im going to use the code again and buy another one but cant decide between black or carbon fiber
Imagine being stoned out of your mind at 5am, nice and cozy in bed when none other than BRETT suddenly storms into your room with a ski mask on wielding a taser and preworkout
@@sheldorf1724 Good lord the trauma lmao
It's really sweet that Offcanny is employing Daddy Brett as a fitness coach.
Employing implies they have money
i hate the way you talk
@@cIoudbank wtf
@Zeus agreed
Do you think they’ll bring nova back for a skateboarding episode?
NO GODS NO KINGS, ONLY BRETT.
All hail the chief
Aquaintence Buddy the conductor is BACK and he is JACKED
Hell yeah
That's an oxymoron
5:47
Even without the thumbnail, I would have immediately recognized the ripped God-among-men, Brett.
Garret is fried into a different universe lol
He didn’t even look that high
@@donny7575 12:56
“My girlfriend uses that!” Best line of this video.
Jakob’s tortured, struggling, anguished “I’M TRYING” as he consumes more brotein and egg is what finally broke me.
2:05 that hotline miami transition AAAAAAAAA
Yessss vro!
EXACTLY WHEN I SAW IT I NUTTED
It was beautiful
That was awesome, fucking exploded my gentlemen’s sausage.
HELL YEAH
ok, now its confirmed, Jakob LITERALLY vomits after consuming ANYTHING on the face of planet earth
Also Jakob will shit his pants in any situation
Garrett: "I haven't slept yet and I'm still really high" at 5am
Shits relatable
Dude when he started zoning the fuck out, I felt that shit on an emotional level.
wow we get it you smoke weed so cool
Its unsettling how when they got the bags over their heads again wesley was already kneeling in a position like he was about to be executed
no matter where Brett is working he is driving people half his age around, he should just become a lyft driver
*”Human trafficking vlog number 1”*
**The algorithm would like to block your location**
Can’t wait for number 2!
Brett has the calfs and thighs of a full time UPS delivery guy
11:49 He fuckin sounds and looks like a Vietnam veteran trying to recover from the horrors he seen.
Also I cried laughing.
Brett just wanted to keep doing the cooking show
That Ridge wallet ad fits perfectly with the VHS aesthetic.
starcrossedother my take as someone with no credentials in film: if you really have to capture the true old camera quality that means the stuffed audio and the contrast that makes white people appear a bit orange.
it's so unnerving how calm and comfortable Brett is through all of this
"if im gonna be kidnapped, im gonna be kidnapped in style"
yeah, 'egg in the rear' is one of the new 2020 style trends from what i hear.
Bro I have the same issue! My friends always get me up with tasers and force me to drink their "pre" as well.
oh babe im gonna PRE
@@MewsDabest where do you want me to *complete*
"i havent slept yet so im still really high"
honestly thats how it be
I've never seen someone have such a violent reaction to an egg
The rip & tear really fits
When they speak crazy frog while they are hostages
Jakob really do be growing out that mini-fro
I really thought Brett was gonna hit the McDonalds drive thru when everyone got in the van at the end
They have to get milk shakes to link the time lines.
It was an accident Brett please don't get mad at me
I'm sure there's a lot of frat boys who called something else a "forceful fitness surprise"
“pre-workout” drinks pixel potion gfuel.
dhopper598 weirdly enough I have the exact same one rn
gfuel can actually be used as a pre-workout funny enough
same thing tbh
@@fmflyydon't drink that trash. Genotoxic artificial sweetener
12:03 Project MKUltra (or MK-Ultra), also called the CIA mind control program, is the code name given to a program of experiments on human subjects that were designed and undertaken by the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency, some of which were illegal.[1][2][3] Experiments on humans were intended to identify and develop drugs and procedures to be used in interrogations in order to weaken the individual and force confessions through mind control. The project was organized through the Office of Scientific Intelligence of the CIA and coordinated with the United States Army Biological Warfare Laboratories.[4] Code names for drug-related experiments were Project Bluebird and Project Artichoke.
Brett is like the nice man from my dreams
The amount of editing in this video is under appreciated
Jakob at 6:24 might be the best reaction to anything ever.
A smile involuntarily crept across my face when I saw Brett in the thumbnail
BRETT OH MY GOD I MISSED HIM
9:39 Garrett sounded like a ping pong machine when he spat out the egg
Brett just wanted to hang out with his boys
NEW OFFCANNY VIDEO WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED
5:25 René Magritte, The Lovers - Paris 1928
Oh boy we’re in for a treat
5:06
The Lovers by Rene Magritte... life truly imitates art.
"This is the last episode guys promise"
Is this the first Alecless video?
That All Might theme on the Ridge wallet 😂
That fresh takedown incoming lol 😂 PLUS ULTRA
Hotline Miami edit was on point
Garret's "I... I had a hot dog last night."
Jakob giving us that golden what the fuck reaction.
Hilarious.
Garret out here being the personification of the mind break tag in this video
It's the cameo WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR
I didn't realize how much I missed Brett until I heard his voice.
Nothing sketchy about a masked buff man loading two dudes with a bag over their head into a van at 3am
Everything's okay.
i feel like a sociopath whenever watching your videos cos im laughing at your pain and misfortune but god damn you guys are always insane and hilarious, thats why we love you! Great to Brett again!
I'm very happy they have sponsors.
i wonder if they still will after that reparations bit lmao
"You can't be sexy and funny"
*Any time Jakob does Drag*
Possibly the best ad I’ve ever seen on TH-cam
5:49
My Siri popped up with a “Can I help you with something?”
Why are they so good at creating porn intros
My favorite part was the ridge ad lol that was so creative
Was I the only one staring at that sick car in the background. I was like "oh shit is that a 62 impala?" Then he started spitting up eggs and I'm like "oh shit"
5:29 me coming out of quarantine
The Ridge ad was an amazing idea, and the reparation reps bit was top tier :'D
First, im so glad to see Bret again and secondly where is Alec?
He died
@@basedandchristpilled no, he was arrested
@@georgesanchez4075 he gave up on this channel too what a shame 😔😔😔
@@basedandchristpilled yeah it is a shame, sadly
This channel fills the void of videos with chaotic energy
1:27 LMAO IT LOOKS LIKE A KIDNAPPING
9:54 did I just witness sexual assault?
ladywithpinkglasses yes
6:23 You know it’s early when even Jakobs weirded out.
wouldn't be a video with Brett without a word from our sponsors
my favorite soccer mom, gentle tank man is back!
Rise. And. Grind. G A M E R S.
The preworkout just hitting them as the hell ends is funny asf
I'm glad Jakob is growing his hair out again
WHERE. IS. JAKOB EAT HOTDOG?
Wow Every single video on this channel so far has been a banger.
I knew Jakob eating hotdog was gonna be amazing, can't wait for the Smiles Tater Tots next :)
Brett said "can i offer you an egg in this trying time?"
That was the most creative ad break of all time
9:52 is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve seen on TH-cam in a long time.
"Did you just farteded?" - Brett 2020
I CANT TAKE THAT THIS EARLY IN THE MORNING
this is the day that offcanny broke jakob, isn’t it
Yes. Without remorse
You guys are gods, and I thank you incredibley for keeping this kind of content alive!
They got a sponsor!!!!
I didn't think I'd ever say that but that add was actually good. Enjoyed the style chosen and it was brief and on the subject.
0:43 5 AM morning Jakob look like super sexy
I'm surprised nobody saw and called the police. But then again, it's LA, so maybe this happens all the time
The Hotline Miami reference caught me off guard in the best way possible
I love how the ad is an old 90s commercial style but they need to eventually make the jump and go all out and actually film it on VHS like Brutalmoose
Yoooo that Hotline Miami transition tho
You're actually gonna make me cry seeing Brett and the crew
That ad read was top fucking notch! Very well done, even Adult Swim would be impressed.
Garrett: I'm! Still! High! ... NOOOOO!!!
This IS quality content.
That sponsored ad y'all made was actually really good. I watched it all.
I love that Hotline Miami transition.
Was about to start crying when I saw Brett in the thumbnail
The first minute is already filled with chaotic energy
that feral scream at 9:55
That ridge wallet ad kinda clean ngl.
I've missed you guys...when is the merch coming out?!?
^
I heard the new Saw movie is coming up. I think it is the clip from it.
Not only is this channel the greatest, but a hotline Miami reference too? I love it
This channel is unbelievable. Thanks for doing what you do