Best lottery interview ever

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  • @mr.nobody9697
    @mr.nobody9697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4112

    "Bunch of hookers and cocaine" is the undisputed champ of lottery inteviews.

    • @snsuzivo
      @snsuzivo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      After interview where he is apologizing in front of his wife, I think not.

    • @deebee9917
      @deebee9917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      i remember that…..it was the best answer of all time 👍🏻

    • @nomaderic
      @nomaderic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@snsuzivo apologize to your wife? What 😂😂

    • @6746ambition
      @6746ambition 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Absolutely. No question. Clickbait if it's not the bunch of hookers and cocaine interview

    • @DEEPANJANBISWAS
      @DEEPANJANBISWAS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@snsuzivo I thinks there is a video of that "hooker and cocaine" guy where his wife supported him saying he has this unique humour!

  • @blackmagictutorials6810
    @blackmagictutorials6810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1593

    Funny how the shrimp boat guy, the one who sounds most relaxed, was the only one thinking of having his money make more money.

    • @thomasconrad365
      @thomasconrad365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Exactly what I was thinking. Smart dude, invest into something that will continue to turn profit

    • @tavspop
      @tavspop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      When you have 200 plus million in the bank, your money makes its own money.

    • @honkytonk4465
      @honkytonk4465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's an idiot!!!

    • @honkytonk4465
      @honkytonk4465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Pizzurp ???

    • @VenomKpp
      @VenomKpp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Jim Johnson 90% of businesses never make it off the ground. Starting multiple businesses is a quick way to lose tons of money. The smarter thing to do is invest in a business that's already running and trying to figure out the one that's going to skyrocket. You do none of the hardwork but with just a principal amount you can ride the coattailes of the owners.

  • @doid722
    @doid722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2191

    old woman: "I would never play it, I think its a sin" young woman: "I would put some of it towards the church"

    • @lukekellerman3830
      @lukekellerman3830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      That would just be a waste of money giving to the church

    • @austind7232
      @austind7232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@lukekellerman3830 Aside from the majority of charity in the U.S. coming from religious organizations. Sure, don't forget to tip your fedora!

    • @nyy22592
      @nyy22592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@austind7232 You have that wrong. Religious organizations RECEIVED the most charitable donations. Most of the donations in 2019 came from individual people (68.8%). Churches leech off their members without paying any taxes.

    • @youngdylan5083
      @youngdylan5083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      We watched the video, why do you clowns use that stupid paragraphing format and simply repeat what they say on the video, I mean you didn’t even add in a quirky comment or something of your own. Ridiculous.

    • @austind7232
      @austind7232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@sean5431 Give it to the government and/or public education and you get the same thing. Epstein says hi.

  • @martinparidon9056
    @martinparidon9056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Shrimp boat guy was the most unexpected answer in an interview I've ever seen.

    • @NoName-yw1pt
      @NoName-yw1pt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Didn't understand a word he said

    • @keinname3400
      @keinname3400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      reminded me of forrest gump

    • @TPRM1
      @TPRM1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Though I have to say, the next one was the blonde girl - just a car? Not even a house? How much does she think cars cost?

  • @lukekellerman3830
    @lukekellerman3830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    Forrest Gump isn't even mad about his cheating girlfriend, he's got a great sense of humour.

    • @erniebuchinski3614
      @erniebuchinski3614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Plus, he wants to go into "bid-ness" with that shrimp boat.
      Well, why not? 🤣

    • @nuffflavor
      @nuffflavor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When 3rd grade is your last education completion.... nothing is strong enough to hurt that dense coconut.

    • @SarahGKing
      @SarahGKing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      She tastes like cigarettes anyway 😉🤣

    • @chiefenumclaw7960
      @chiefenumclaw7960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      She's gunna feel pretty bad when she realizes she missed out on all that shrimp boat money...

    • @GizmoMaltese
      @GizmoMaltese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I won me the lottery...then I bought me a shrimp boat with Bubba. Then me and Bubba started a company. You might of heard of it.

  • @knpstrr
    @knpstrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I like how the one guy starts telling the plot of Forrest Gump just to see if the interviewer will laugh.

  • @bobhunt5820
    @bobhunt5820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2434

    Cat in the hat wants to be Forrest Gump. Dare to dream.

    • @matthewsumpter3776
      @matthewsumpter3776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Wow that is hilarious

    • @matthewsumpter3776
      @matthewsumpter3776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Of course! Ive been on a shrimp boat many times. It's the fact that CAT IN THE HAT wants a shrimp boat. And the premise that cat in the hat had a dream to be Forrest Gump makes it HILARIOUS.

    • @PrinceofPeace2000
      @PrinceofPeace2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ok Bob, you got me🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @JohnFWitt
      @JohnFWitt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@LastForeverUno well there’s also the college ball and the girlfriend who keeps cheating on him

    • @richardgrier8968
      @richardgrier8968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He already sounds like Boomhauer.

  • @RussianBot69420
    @RussianBot69420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    "Broke up with that girlfriend of mine, she still cheating on me."

  • @jonabarr
    @jonabarr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1124

    If I won the lottery, I would buy that guy a shrimp boat!

    • @jonasf1275
      @jonasf1275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      true!

    • @lr6884
      @lr6884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The hero we need.

    • @nexusplays4204
      @nexusplays4204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Forest Gump

    • @stephencook7337
      @stephencook7337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sort of “in the same boat” so to speak, I actually promised an old coworker that if I won the lottery I’d buy her a boat….I have yet to win the lottery…..

    • @maskandvaccinefreeandproud2110
      @maskandvaccinefreeandproud2110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There ya go. This comment needs to be pinned. Lol

  • @jwarrior852
    @jwarrior852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    That damn Jenny. Broke Forrest's heart

    • @daBEAGLE1017
      @daBEAGLE1017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol

    • @starscream2541
      @starscream2541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jenny had HIV. Forrest should have known to let her go. 😂😭😭

    • @fivelittlemonkees
      @fivelittlemonkees 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@starscream2541 no she didn't. She had hep c. They later revealed that.

  • @Bb186fo
    @Bb186fo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Been great if he started naming all the different types of shrimp

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shrimp kabob

    • @Longtack55
      @Longtack55 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shrimp recipes.

    • @richierich7392
      @richierich7392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shrimp gumbo shrimp soup bbq shrimp shrimp cocktail shrimp skewers shrimp tempura shrimp skampy shrimp and chips shrimp salad shrimp ceviche garlic shrimp shrimp sandwich fish and shrimp that’s about it.

    • @panama2468
      @panama2468 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@richierich7392 🤣🤣

  • @MissNayNay
    @MissNayNay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    After you start your shrimp boat business, don't forget to name it Bubba Gump Shrimp. You promised him, Forrest!

    • @garystinten9339
      @garystinten9339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Black forest gump

    • @warrensabastienanderson
      @warrensabastienanderson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You're the only one that got it. I am glad at least one did. I love how we couldn't hold in the laugh either. Next level trolling lol.

  • @Brian-ff7tw
    @Brian-ff7tw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Little blonde girl had the deepest voice in the whole damn thang!

    • @driscollsdrew
      @driscollsdrew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Elizabeth Holmes impersonator.

    • @optimisticcosmic
      @optimisticcosmic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounded like country folk. Lots of Tomboys in the sticks. She was cute though.

  • @johnboy5632
    @johnboy5632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    "Get me a Shrimp boat Son!!!" 😂🤣

    • @lifeaskerria2159
      @lifeaskerria2159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Run Forrest run he sounds like Bubba😂

    • @thomaslavin3640
      @thomaslavin3640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wheres Lt Dan 😂😂😂

    • @remainfocused8570
      @remainfocused8570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "All types of Shrimp"....yr cheating girlfriend, was her name Jenny🤔

    • @husseinandout3867
      @husseinandout3867 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "I need to take you home and beat on you 'cause I hate myself, and you look like your mother who left me. Then I'mma block out the guilt I feel over mistreating you with a river of vodka."

  • @slimnooze
    @slimnooze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I once, as a kid, asked that question to a guy that was like 18, he was my neighbour. His answer was "I would hire a hitman to kill you". I'll never forget that, it was funny as hell.

    • @slimnooze
      @slimnooze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Simon Rudbech indeed 😂

    • @peteypete9357
      @peteypete9357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Smart man. Faster than him becoming stronger than you to defeat you himself.

    • @adamcox6960
      @adamcox6960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Was he laughing?

    • @slimnooze
      @slimnooze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@adamcox6960 No, he came up with it quick because I was a very anoying kid that used to ask a lot of questions. The 4 in the room who heard him knew it was a joke (me included).

    • @adamcox6960
      @adamcox6960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@slimnooze until he wins that lottery we won't know for sure will we? 🤣

  • @William1866
    @William1866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "I'd buy me a bunch of lottery tickets."

  • @Heartandthehead
    @Heartandthehead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I'd pay off my student debts and then spend the remaining 10 dollars on a happy meal.

  • @chrismacdonald4570
    @chrismacdonald4570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    You know why the OTHER reason is he wants to buy a shrimp boat?
    'Cuz thay's boiled shrimp, fried shrimp, baked shrimp,barbecue shrimp, sautéed shrimp....

    • @Juliodax
      @Juliodax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol excellent

  • @matm6916
    @matm6916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Purpose for a man is more important than money. Good on him what a legend

  • @craigdaniels712
    @craigdaniels712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    this is pretty funny, but I still love "hookers and cocaine" guy more.

    • @thomasbrown7420
      @thomasbrown7420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This right here

    • @GeneralBuckNaked
      @GeneralBuckNaked 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I thought he was gonna pop up at the very end lol. That was my fav one by far

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thomasbrown7420 timestamp?

    • @jodillmann2043
      @jodillmann2043 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ Craig Daniels he s a viral legend!

  • @TheGr8scott
    @TheGr8scott 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This is the most American thing I've seen all week.

  • @Jonifico
    @Jonifico 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    There should be a Kickstarter to buy the dude a Shrimp boat. The doc film would make millions.

    • @torontostories4850
      @torontostories4850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Absolutely. But he would be out there for a week and probably say "F**k this".

    • @wolfman231
      @wolfman231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Great idea. Documentary or a reality show!

    • @talentedpigeon3296
      @talentedpigeon3296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@torontostories4850 don't assume the worst of him. I bet that bro and his tipped beanie could be a fisherman they talk about for generations to come

    • @matt59fire
      @matt59fire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@torontostories4850 Im going to go out on a limb and say you think he doesnt work hard because of the way he talks. Dont judge a book by its cover man. Im a tradesman and the people who are the best workers often surprise me.

    • @torontostories4850
      @torontostories4850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@matt59fire Im not thinking that at all. He actually seems like he wants something he would enjoy, a shrimp boat out on the lake/rivers. That would make him happy.

  • @biglouie9547
    @biglouie9547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Dr Seuss wants a shrimp boat, he gonna make his x-girlfriend jealous

    • @erniebuchinski3614
      @erniebuchinski3614 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "It's good to have goals in life." 🤣

    • @tomsmith2361
      @tomsmith2361 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I burst out laughing 😂🤣

  • @chokeonthis2932
    @chokeonthis2932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Dude wearing a woolie hat and vest loool. He's a good guy

    • @binkersbonkers244
      @binkersbonkers244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree.. it's very obvious too in my opinion.

  • @brianharder7714
    @brianharder7714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I love the guy who wants to work after winning the lottery. That is pure gold.

    • @bptst.
      @bptst. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      hey my last name is harder:))

    • @rtroeun
      @rtroeun 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s how you’re supposed to be. Rich or not work hard for that money. Can’t let stocks take over your life man.

  • @SOLDOZER
    @SOLDOZER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Id try to buy me a shrimp boat" I think if you won $400MM you could buy yourself a shrimp boat....

    • @seekanddestroy7343
      @seekanddestroy7343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a commercial fisherman I agree. You could buy yourself a whole fleet. Cool pfp

    • @zacharykendrick2957
      @zacharykendrick2957 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There wont be no fucking shrimp left.

    • @seekanddestroy7343
      @seekanddestroy7343 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zacharykendrick2957 Man there's so much shrimp in the gulf it's stupid. Just gotta know how to catch em boss.

    • @tluns810
      @tluns810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude for that much you could by several shrimp boats chock full of shrimp.

  • @pterodactylptroll
    @pterodactylptroll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "I would pay off some of my school funds." SOME

    • @normanmclaud66
      @normanmclaud66  2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think that you are the only one that caught she said some

    • @thfpt
      @thfpt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah. Apparently college tuition is off the charts these days.

    • @josiahpotter9417
      @josiahpotter9417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't think it's possible to accumulate $400M is student loans...😂 They would never "loan" you that much money.

    • @ichimarutetsu
      @ichimarutetsu 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😅 i was also 20ish when this was recorded. I was already in debt and school loans weren't helping much in that 😂

  • @RomanesEuntDomus.
    @RomanesEuntDomus. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    0:48 I don't know why, but the way she turns her head, looks at the camera and smiles is so cute

    • @rakijr9176
      @rakijr9176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      If I had to guess it's probably because she's an attractive blonde woman.

    • @RomanesEuntDomus.
      @RomanesEuntDomus. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rakijr9176 I'm not talking about that, I mean her facial expression. Looks kind of rehearsed or something, I can't quite put my finger on it

    • @rakijr9176
      @rakijr9176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@RomanesEuntDomus. When she smirks it's cute because she herself is cute. If she was ugly and made that same expression then you would've never made a comment in the first place.

    • @BaronvonMoorland
      @BaronvonMoorland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m paused at that part now.
      I’d love to find a woman such as her.
      Love the accent and a lot about her from what I can gather in those brief seconds.

  • @erniebuchinski3614
    @erniebuchinski3614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I'm thinking that if the the "shrimp boat" guy wins the lottery he should get together with that "hookers and cocaine" guy from the other video.
    Shrimp, hookers & cocaine - all on one boat!

    • @chinadashauthority65
      @chinadashauthority65 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The joke was that he was describing the Forest Gump plot

    • @blade_20
      @blade_20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We gonna need a bigger boat

  • @guatquins
    @guatquins 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Shrimp Boat guy went from "I'd like to buy a Shrimp Boat" to "My girlfriend cheated on her I hate her" in less than two sentences

  • @chancedenton1421
    @chancedenton1421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Don’t judge anyone. Simple sounding non scholar guy Im the hat had the smartest answer

    • @roll.
      @roll. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Trevor Talbot you completely missed the fucking video

    • @maskandvaccinefreeandproud2110
      @maskandvaccinefreeandproud2110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He’s got heart.

    • @burbanpoison2494
      @burbanpoison2494 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@roll. and yet he still came up with the right answer.

    • @2JobsStillPoorUSA
      @2JobsStillPoorUSA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree with you. Too many judge folks based on their preconceptions of what southern folks education level is. He has a goal. Good. I hope he gets his boat.

    • @seththomas9105
      @seththomas9105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's the ONLY one that thought of using the money to create more wealth and financial security for himself. That cat in the hat has it going on... Hope he got over that cheating bitch.

  • @MrFloppyHare
    @MrFloppyHare 5 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    "If I'd win 400mln., I'd buy me a shrimp boat and start a business." - I don't think that that fella knows how much 400mln. is....... O.o

    • @garystinten9339
      @garystinten9339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That's forest Gump level win right there.. he'd need a black forest gump

    • @alicegauteng2358
      @alicegauteng2358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He did say he didn't finish school

    • @robertdettinger1120
      @robertdettinger1120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Nah sounds like he’d use the money to make MORE money. Everybody else just would use it to get fancier things n blow right thru it

    • @krystopherhyatt3988
      @krystopherhyatt3988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sounds like the dude knows exactly how much it is.

    • @barrylinkiewich9688
      @barrylinkiewich9688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sounds like he has a better grasp than most of the other dummies "I'd buy a house" "I'd give to the church" "I'd buy a house AND a car"
      Fuckin roll eyes, what a bunch of boring jerks.

  • @thohangst
    @thohangst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I wish the shrimp boat aspirationist every success.

  • @Fernandez218
    @Fernandez218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    i swear i thought shrimp boat guy was gonna say: "two chicks at the same time" the way his voice went sounded just like that guy from Office Space

    • @kinkane5566
      @kinkane5566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah my naggah, the man want a shrwimp boawt!

    • @jeepernj99
      @jeepernj99 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Supposedly shrimp boat owners/captains pull a lot of chicks. 🤷‍♂️ From what I heard….

    • @Fernandez218
      @Fernandez218 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeepernj99 Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

  • @martinhoneves
    @martinhoneves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The lady says it's a sin, the guy says it's a blessing from God. Are they talking about the same God ?

    • @oasispeace2722
      @oasispeace2722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No

    • @husseinandout3867
      @husseinandout3867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And that young girl says she'd donate some of the money to the church lol

    • @edwinfcapidos
      @edwinfcapidos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      In my country, some religions prohibits buying lottery ticket but when a member get sick, they usually end up asking for help from lottery organization.

    • @Dysjoint
      @Dysjoint 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I doubt many 2 people have the exact same imagination of God.

  • @dannymartinez8314
    @dannymartinez8314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    If I won, I'd get that surgery for my wife and mother in law, that one where the umbilical cord is cut.

    • @Sean11194
      @Sean11194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DAM

    • @matm6916
      @matm6916 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sean11194 😂

  • @kbtken
    @kbtken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    One lady says it’s a sin to play and the very next lady say her church has no problem with accepting donations from lottery winnings

  • @jetsamperes5762
    @jetsamperes5762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I'd buy me a shrimp boat and a box of chocolates for Jennay.

  • @Amadeus_A
    @Amadeus_A 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The fact he said he'd use the lottery money to start a shrimp business makes me trust him as an entrepreneur. He knows not to waste money.

  • @SiriHakuoh
    @SiriHakuoh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I think we've all chosen the one amung them who we want to win! 😂⛵

  • @Gameboob
    @Gameboob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    Makes $400 million dollars, buys a shrimp boat to make $400 a day... Smart guy

    • @nuffflavor
      @nuffflavor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You can hear the intelligence in that accent.

    • @picklewart5382
      @picklewart5382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@nuffflavor You can see the amount of intelligence used in your sentence; it was very little.

    • @DialogDontArgue
      @DialogDontArgue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He'd definitely buy more than one boat with 400mil

    • @china1013
      @china1013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      His dream is to have his own business that he'll enjoy.
      Nothing wrong with that.
      It's a lot better than just spending all that money for no reason.
      The reason wealthy families stay wealthy is because they're always trying to figure out how to make the money last for generations.

    • @nuffflavor
      @nuffflavor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@china1013 Yeah.... we do not have any existing seafood fishing companies so his business should take off....

  • @CardinalX
    @CardinalX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Not one of them said it.
    But every single one of them would have done it.
    Pay half of it in taxes.

    • @fivelittlemonkees
      @fivelittlemonkees 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      28 Percent

    • @richard6440
      @richard6440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you pay taxes on lottery wins ? you're joking me?

  • @millipede070707
    @millipede070707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Shrimp boat guy looks like the kind of dude that has a friend in a wheelchair. Perhaps his First Mate

  • @darkaquatus
    @darkaquatus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Have you ever been on a shrimp boat?"
    - "No, but I've been on a real big boat."
    “Anyway, like I was sayin’, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There’s shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That, that’s about it.”

    • @who121088
      @who121088 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is the shrimp boat guy. By far your comment is my favorite

  • @Michael20
    @Michael20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    church girl got a cool deep voice. melloooooooow

    • @jeepernj99
      @jeepernj99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      And she’s a cutie 👍

    • @SatanAzerath
      @SatanAzerath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's all the full flavor cigarettes and Mountain Dew.

    • @blaynehamilton2120
      @blaynehamilton2120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Love that southern accent

    • @ericcartmansstrengthandpow5960
      @ericcartmansstrengthandpow5960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@blaynehamilton2120 You love girls that sound like dudes? K.

    • @Meyzen76
      @Meyzen76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thought she was cute....until I heard that voice.

  • @TheKingsArmor
    @TheKingsArmor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    winning the lotto just makes life easier.. real happiness is with your loved ones..

  • @ACAB_Media
    @ACAB_Media 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    And then a week later Bubba Gump is going to run across the country.

  • @baconfromhell666
    @baconfromhell666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Give a man a shrimp boat, he eats shrimp forever I guess?

    • @sliiiin
      @sliiiin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I believe this was a cool reference to "Forrest Gump" movie

  • @tonyp2632
    @tonyp2632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    0:55 The dumbest sounding of them all had the smartest plan, invest and start a business.

  • @ryant282a
    @ryant282a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    In 41 years of life, I don't think I've ever heard a good-looking young woman mention church or anything related to church.

    • @Longtack55
      @Longtack55 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm 68, and I see plenty of honeys who are tainted with Religion.

  • @zoramthangaalex4158
    @zoramthangaalex4158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The last man's answer is the best...He will be blessed

  • @bluesifer8238
    @bluesifer8238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    The other guy who says "coke and hookers" is the true honest answer.

  • @matthewconway1494
    @matthewconway1494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The church girl though 🙌 😍

  • @austins7983
    @austins7983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Shit if he gets that shrimp boat I'll be his first mate

  • @alexhaste5912
    @alexhaste5912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I’d buy me a shrimp boat-forest Gump and the guy who got cheated on playing the lottery

    • @Brandon11746
      @Brandon11746 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahahaha so glad i'm not the only person that realized that

  • @souleternal7
    @souleternal7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Shrimp boat, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it."

  • @kofighana8263
    @kofighana8263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is why 90% of us are broke. The last guy is the future. Everyone chooses to give the money back to Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos

  • @N-Lee
    @N-Lee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Somewhere there must be a video "What will you do when you don't win the lottery"

  • @markraven7316
    @markraven7316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I would buy that fluffy fancy toilet paper and use as much as I want.

  • @davidrhelmick72
    @davidrhelmick72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Somebody start that dude a "go fund me a shrimpin boat"🦐🚣‍♂️

  • @MisterBlue80
    @MisterBlue80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    " Shrimph is the fruit of the sea...boil it..broil it...Pineapple shrimp...coconut shrimp...🍤

    • @pikpik42
      @pikpik42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you forgot the second quotation mark, bud. just fyi

    • @empiresrikesfat
      @empiresrikesfat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Million dollar shrimp

  • @landonhagan450
    @landonhagan450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As each new interviewee appeared, I wondered which one was the subject of the video, but the moment beanie-boy showed up, I knew it was him.

  • @alexh8613
    @alexh8613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    No, the best lottery interview ever is the man that answered "a bunch of hookers and cocaine".

  • @Mainbusfail
    @Mainbusfail 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The shrimp boat guy is a 3%er. I respect the hell out of that.

  • @fezzik7619
    @fezzik7619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “I would never do it because it’s a sin” is the craziest answer in the video.

    • @LivingTheDream6871
      @LivingTheDream6871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For an awful lot of people it is not the craziest answer. People like her believe the money not spent on lotto tickets could do better somewhere else......

  • @TheMightyBosstone
    @TheMightyBosstone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I dunno, I love how this interview starts with people saying " Oh I wouldn't do that, its a sin!" and ends with some guy like "Oh that'd be a blessing from God up Above!" LOL. Religion is crazy man.

  • @thefattesthagrid
    @thefattesthagrid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    It may be a sin to play, but it is never a sin to win!

    • @PolishBehemoth
      @PolishBehemoth 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lolol omg interesting thought

  • @cw6795
    @cw6795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Disappear for about a year to avoid the extended family members and "old friends" who come out of the woodwork. Then resurface, collect my mail and disappear again to read and laugh at said letters.

    • @OnfireA
      @OnfireA 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is the best option, could even add a year or two.

  • @jermiester7772
    @jermiester7772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The guy with the red and black hat on sounded like the guy who sings “They call it the Streak.”

  • @VirtuelleWeltenMitKhan
    @VirtuelleWeltenMitKhan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He wins millions and wants to spend it just to work on a boat? Get him a boat now!

  • @WestCoastWheelman
    @WestCoastWheelman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Everyone's talking about hat guy, but I want me a church girl
    Who go to church
    And read her bible

    • @rjampiolo32
      @rjampiolo32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol ain't gonna lie church bound.🤣

    • @huhhhhhhhhhhhh09
      @huhhhhhhhhhhhh09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      0:41 there she is!

    • @honkytonk4465
      @honkytonk4465 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You must be kidding!

    • @ryant282a
      @ryant282a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good luck with that! The only one in the whole USA nowadays was that blonde...and she probably got married at 18.

    • @seekanddestroy7343
      @seekanddestroy7343 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's one bible I would definitely read.

  • @comiskey2005
    @comiskey2005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Best response I ever heard to a “What would you do with the money?” interview was “Hookers and coke.”

  • @deezaldad3264
    @deezaldad3264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I got me a shrimpin boat Lt. Dan"

  • @miamisdiver8766
    @miamisdiver8766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The thing that made their answers so simple that they don’t know what exactly 400 millions means

  • @josephcardona2874
    @josephcardona2874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That lady that said it would be "SIN" 2 PLAY. Hahahahaha

  • @iplayloud2
    @iplayloud2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Some of them don't realize they could buy the whole town with 400M.

  • @beverlyboo9075
    @beverlyboo9075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    It's over $400 million now and if I won I'd quit this 26 year job!!!!!

  • @dougstyles
    @dougstyles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I quit playing after more than 10 yrs. Never won anything over $50

    • @Senator107
      @Senator107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So much did you spend?

    • @dougstyles
      @dougstyles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Senator107 I'd guess probably close to $2,000 -$3,000

    • @SatanAzerath
      @SatanAzerath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good for you! Keep going! I know you can stay sober!

    • @dougstyles
      @dougstyles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SatanAzerath Lol! Yea. I would get a couple maybe once or twice a week. Not really too hard of a habit to break. Thx!!

    • @SatanAzerath
      @SatanAzerath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dougstyles You know something crazy, in all seriousness. I haven't played in probably six months... I might buy 10 tickets a year... But I lost my job a couple weeks ago, and I caught myself buying two lottery tickets in this two weeks. I don't even think I recognized what I was doing. But it makes me wonder about the hold it has on some people... I see people spending literally all of their 'free' money on lottery. All of it. And then they spent the next week on fumes till their next paycheck. Scary shit, just be glad you aren't literally addicted.

  • @mattrondeau7466
    @mattrondeau7466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    400 Mil? I think you could buy ALL the shrimp boats.

    • @powellsa
      @powellsa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hell, he could buy all of the SHRIMP!

  • @MissMaddieWren
    @MissMaddieWren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I hope the man got his shrimp boat. 🙏🏾💕

  • @eric.esoteric
    @eric.esoteric 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Little does that guy know, shrimp boats start at $500 million

  • @godsgamer7494
    @godsgamer7494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:01 She definitely listens to mychemcialromance
    0:23 Bruh he kinda looks like a famous actor, can’t put my finger on it though
    0:27 don’t think he used the word “premonition” correctly lmao
    0:37 bruh
    0:42 did not expect her to sound like that lmao
    0:49 standard asf. Also boring asf.
    0:53 the only correct answer. He’s a genius. Big brain fr.
    1:31 the good ending

    • @Poundingsand
      @Poundingsand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      0:23 Looks like Snoop Dogg to me! haha

  • @maskandvaccinefreeandproud2110
    @maskandvaccinefreeandproud2110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Gotta say, I’m pretty impressed with the young man who dreams of owning a shrimp boat. Says a lot about his character in light of the fact that the last thing people are thinking about when dreaming of winning a jackpot that big is continuing to work. Someone would do well to give this young man an opportunity.

  • @andrewhoward4523
    @andrewhoward4523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mr Shrimp boat man wants to be the real life Forrest Gump. Lmao 🤣

  • @9Ballr
    @9Ballr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I hear there's a lot of money to be made shrimpin' down in Bayou La Batre, Alabama.

    • @r3wturb0x51
      @r3wturb0x51 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bi-yew-luh-bat-ree

  • @armondogarcia7532
    @armondogarcia7532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The very last one was on point and yes it sure would be a blessing from God 🙏

    • @richierich7392
      @richierich7392 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not a blessing from god. Blessing from man to take your eyes off of the lord and his plan.

  • @LulzRoyce
    @LulzRoyce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The dude has such a bright future his neck is literally shining diamonds

  • @Gngrcpl
    @Gngrcpl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Quite my job" "buy a house" "buy a car" this is why so many will continue to be poor. How about invest that money into passive income? Maybe real estate or the stock market. Build wealth for your families for generations? But what do I know, I'm just 39 years old with over 10 million in rented properties growing my portfolio by 50% every year

  • @PsychicThursday
    @PsychicThursday 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I respect the dude in the hat. He's basically saying he'd still work even after winning hundreds of millions. Good work ethic there

    • @jeepernj99
      @jeepernj99 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree we need more people like him these days 👍. People that want to work.

  • @chris135x
    @chris135x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The last guy is absolutely awesome! He's looking at the bigger picture!

  • @soolly357
    @soolly357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was Boomhauer before he went to Texas

  • @andresa6458
    @andresa6458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dude want to be a shrimp boat captain! "My man" (Denzel Washington voice)

  • @ash_emu
    @ash_emu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Can we please crowdfund that guys shrimp boat. What an honest reasonable thing to do with 400 million dollars lol

  • @TheBetterGame
    @TheBetterGame 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "what would you do with 400 million"
    "I'd buy a house and a new car"
    "Okay now what would you do with the other 99.9% of it?"
    People don't understand money

    • @JDmerkem
      @JDmerkem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No its just most of the people in America can hardly imagine having enough money to even buy a new car and a house. Id defi Italy strat traveling the world immediately but even that would only be a tiny percentage of that cheddar

    • @ViolentPacifism_SlavaUkraini
      @ViolentPacifism_SlavaUkraini 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's more that most Americans are so in debt that they literally cannot imagine (off the top of the head anyway) what they'd *do* with all that money. The only thing they truly want is to not be in debt until they die.
      Paying off $40,000 in student loan debt, paying off the full mortgage of a $170,000 home (which is not a large home, not particularly modern the market is just *that* bad), and paying off a $30,000 car.
      $240,000; just shy of 1/4 of just ONE of that 400 million would ENTIRELY pay for what a lot of people die never being able to truly achieve. Just simply owning your own damn property and assets (I mean non-indebted ownership).
      I'm a fairly financially minded person and I don't think I'd be able to say off the top of my head what I'd do with the entirety of $400 million

    • @richardbaxter4885
      @richardbaxter4885 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ViolentPacifism_SlavaUkraini 9

    • @ViolentPacifism_SlavaUkraini
      @ViolentPacifism_SlavaUkraini 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@richardbaxter4885 ?

  • @geozeo9573
    @geozeo9573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Could dude maybe pick a more grueling job to give himself after he makes it to easy street than shrimp boat captain lol.

    • @barrylinkiewich9688
      @barrylinkiewich9688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He coulda said Alaskan crab boat or a number of other jobs lol

    • @burbanpoison2494
      @burbanpoison2494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd just quit work and go jogging every day for the next five years.

    • @faithrogers4787
      @faithrogers4787 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😆

  • @itcantcomequickly
    @itcantcomequickly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Shrimp boat guy rules! 😅😎

  • @ElizabethSwims
    @ElizabethSwims 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Shrimp boat and starting a business was the smartest answer

    • @jeffdelaney8934
      @jeffdelaney8934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You shouldn't have to start a business with $400 million dollars. It's a full time job just managing that much money, you would make more money in a day on the interest than the profits for an entire year on a shrimp boat.

  • @ants_in_my_eyes_johnson6844
    @ants_in_my_eyes_johnson6844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Shrimp boat guy is my guardian spirit!

  • @Zach-fr2pl
    @Zach-fr2pl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I would quit my job and get a job I enjoy no matter the pay and not tell anyone I won

  • @stevedrouillard1585
    @stevedrouillard1585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No the guy who said 'hookers and cocaine' is the best response. He also knew the odds 'not me'

    • @normanmclaud66
      @normanmclaud66  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That wasn't even original. It's a joke over 30 years old.

    • @stevedrouillard1585
      @stevedrouillard1585 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@normanmclaud66 I know it's still fucking funny though Captain Buzzkill