$1000 MEGA BATTLE BOX!
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Today we built a $1000 battle box. This is by far the craziest tactical case that we have ever made. So many blades and other awesome gear! What do you guys think? What would you add?
Red Butterfly Knife: kolourco.com/Red-Satin-Skelet...
Schrade OTF Knife: kolourco.com/Schrade-Viper-OT...
Giant Folding Cleaver:
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Honshu Spartan Sword: kolourco.com/Honshu-Spartan-S...
Undercover Karambit:
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Black Knuckle Blade:
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USMC Military Fixed Blade:
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M48 Cyclone Knife: kolourco.com/Search.aspx?w=M4...
Honshu Push Dagger: kolourco.com/Honshu-Small-Cov...
Undercover Throwing Knives: kolourco.com/Undercover-Kunai...
Honshu Throwing Star: kolourco.com/Honshu-Sleek-Bla...
Tactical Slapper: kolourco.com/Night-Watchman-S...
Black Tactical Mace: kolourco.com/Night-Watchman-L...
M48 Tomahawk: kolourco.com/Search.aspx?w=M4...
M48 Tactical Kama (Scythe): kolourco.com/M48-Tactical-Kam...
White Damascus Katana: kolourco.com/Shinwa-White-Kni...
Honshu Broadsword: kolourco.com/Honshu-Broadswor...
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CAN l have the katana??? PLEASE
@@mihaelacosmina4632 I want to buy it abroad, so can you buy it?
the only way you're selling these is if you give them away for pennies
Can I buy for 500$? Pls
This by far the most awesome, super, cool collection of Chinese made junk clones I have ever seem! Super awesome!!
lmaoo
who wouldn't want a 94$ straight damascus bladed katana? bargain of the year
@@petegrizwald2666 you mean... People in your torture chamber would be forced to look at these items and could not turn their heads or close their eyes?
Wow, you are cruel.
Can I offer a cheaper solution? Buy a big TV and have this video 24/7 on loop. Same effect, less than 1000$.
@@szepi79 Calm Down Satan!!
@@petegrizwald2666 hey it was your idea to begin with, I just made it more cost effective! :D
Yeah my mom just ordered the tactical slapper. I’m ded
this is the only comment ive found that isnt a hate comment
I feel sorry for you
Have fun in heven i gust.
I was going to say the same thing
You got 39 likes from me
The quiet kid’s show and tell:
Fax
5:46
TACTICAL SLAPPER: EXISTS
MOM’S slipper 🥿: IMMA BOUT TO END THIS FOOLS CAREER
Lmfao
Duct tape slipper = 1000times the power
La chancla
@@deangeloellis6910 im david lopez and im about to go into the slap zone, with the chancla.
The power of emak emak indonesia
this guy is the definition of mall ninja
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When zombie apocalypse comes
Kolourco : " my time has come "
Yeah because he will definitely die
He’s ready
@@hotpizzaplays3969 no he’s really not
@@little_firby5574 yeah dude
@@little_firby5574 like the quality seems to be really bad like 1 weapon 1 zombie eventually he will run out
Best collection of tacti-cool items I've ever seen. 15 year old me would've thrown up out of excitement
"Tactical"= painted black and $20 or less
Um no actually
Tactical is not always black and not always under 20 dollars
@@rexkillagain1271 wooosh, hes being sarcastic, see the quotes?
@@ziggyyt4080 thank you
@@rexkillagain1271 but always made of cheap not quite steel and will break if you try it on anything tougher than paper
Rex Killagain that’s not what he meant
I've seen half of those tacticool stuff in gass stations
This might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
i dont even want to imagine how horrible it would feel getting hit in the head with those maces
@Daniel Monkey cause he’s not a psycho
That’s the fun part. You wouldn’t feel anything. You would just de spawn
Pulls out mass produced theater production katana: It is durable and could take on, any zombies
Me: Wtf?
$95?......that's damascus?.....Yeah right! Load of shite. For that kind of money I could have assembled something useful of good quality.
Damascus isnt great for long blades.... too brittle.... ive used some of the best damascus steel butcher and kitchen knives.... sharpen great and hold an edge like a mother fucker... but any blade made from damascus steel that is longer than 8 inches i personally think is gonna eventually shatter... due to damascus having alot of carbon content... it will become more brittle than something like 5160 tool steel, or T10 tool steel, unless u find a way to trest the steel proper in the forging proccess.... but if u use 5160 tool steel aka spring steel which is what leaf spring suspension in vehicles is made out of u dont even have to fold it likenthe japanese do.... i would do 1 fold just for tradition sake.... but look up a company is missoula montana.... called zombie tools... all of their blades are made of 5160 tool steel great shit for a sword trust me.... pricy.... but seriously worth every penny though damascus is only good for short blades, like boot knives, kitchen knives and shit like that i personally wouldnt make a sword out of damascus steel...
Breaks in half on the first zombie that gets hit
Yes!!! Omg...
@@vitosanfilippo5823load of shite?
"This is a tactical slapper..."
Me: BUT WHY
Multipurpose. Self defense, discipline the kids, spanking the girlfriend
I thought tactical was supposed to be quiet. Have you ever heard a silent slap?
Ever seen Rodney king?
@@jungleinsectspikewall4474 welp. You said it! Not me!
BDSM
This dude just bought a display katana 😂😂
"The "USMC", it looks military" Yeah no shit, just buy less crap and get a real kabar you won't need other blades
"Tactical slapper" - enough said.
For that price I’m just gonna pick up a $600 AR and $400 of ammo
Smart man,most logical comment here. I bet my left nut that if this guy ever gets to see a zombie he'll die of a heart attack. Just wasted $1000 on toys.😆😂🤣
not if your a felon your getting a battle box bitch
Nice school supplies
Phantanight! That’s stupid
Good call lol
Guys can you even imagine an army with tactical slappers?
England
I AM IN LOVE WITH THAT BATTLE BOX
Apparently everything that's black is tactical?
Angus Hall thats basically all tactical means
Technically no , visibly yes
That's nowhere near what tactical means
@@angushall1187 what?
Look it up
Tactical slapper : exist's
Latino moms wants to know your location.😐
Latino would be Dad, its "Latina"
@@darrellross545 sry bro i dont speak spanish lol
@@mandakhbayar.m8298 Its all good, neither do I, failed three years of it actually. Kinda surprised I caught your mistake.
@Joe Mamania your what’s wrong with America
@@mandakhbayar.m8298 I can tell by your pfp you got the good humor from LoveLiveServe’s channel
Did he say the folding cleaver was good for edc
a lot of people actually carry those
Check out the mixer sheepdog mini. Awesome edc cleaver. You can slice tomatoes or curl kindling with it.
Kizer Sheepdog. Damn auto correct
the amount of money spent on this is remarkable
Now you have a box full of wall hangers and toys.
toys that are lethal weapons
@@adityasai311 not really
Yay my toy katana
Just spend $500 and get a Glock 19
he choosed warrior class and he cant turn back now
@@kddkdmdmdmskskdk5356 hey I've shot a lot guns I'm not a coward
Kddkdmdmdm Skskdk fuck that shit If I’m in a fight for my life I’m gonna want every unfair advantage possible I’d spend 500-800 and build an AR
@Kaiser Franz von Lappen der 2. That's the most weeb shit I've ever heard.
@Kaiser Franz von Lappen der 2. Wait a sec.. Who told you that a glock cannot be used in a close combat. Dude, there's a reason why there's a saying that "you don't bring knifes in a gun fight". No matter how cool these stuff look in the hands of a trained personnel but a gun in the hands of the same man would puncture you 15 times at a moment's notice. Like what the hell😂
7:37 The moment I've been waiting off
Weeb spotted XD.
I’ve been waiting for8:08
Tactical Slapper is the Godfather among these weapons
I can tell he doesn’t have any kind of experience with blades, knives.
Yeup. You can tell because they care about quantity of quality. About 6 quality folding knives I have are put together 1000 bucks
How old are you
He plays roblox
Anonymous Anonymous I don’t really Care, I’m just wondering how old you are
Alexander Scandalis but you did mention the fact that I used to play roblox?
0:24 Fun fact kids opening a balisong like that causes instant cancer.
@MλresDλniel TV yeah well he closed it fine
He’s prepared for zombies age 🤣🤣🤣
Some of those are so impractical even a professional assassin wouldve had a difficult time killing someone
Are we just gonna ignore how the stun knuckles moved by themselves at 3:38
Yes
Squidward Tentacles don’t question it
muttonchops 223 ex
Cheap table shit slides
Im gona assume the table was on a sloped hill or something
4:00 epic sax guy 😂🤣
Omg real bro
Ahahahah real 😀😂😂😂
Tru
A Damascus steel katana for 99$ ! Good job man 😂
everybody gangsta until some guy you picked a fight with pulls out a full on box
...filled with offbrand knives and shitty ninja gear
A Damascus steel sword costs only 94 dollars.
What a joke 😂
It's like amateur HSN up in this bitch
more like 9,498
Damascus steel isn't that much, really. A machine can pound out and fold a chunk of steel, then dip it in acid for the acid etch on a mass production scale.
@@shockwave6213 that is, by definition, not Damascus or Toledo steel, but simply acid-etched imitation.
@@Laotzu.Goldbug How is it any different except for a smith hammering it out? On another note, I love the look a sword gets when it's been twisted to forge weld it
Police on patrol: I should probably patrol down there.
seems like my battle box with a slingshot, a crossbow and a cheap shotgun would seriously mess your battle box up :D
Even better when you realize the M48 brand has a decent cross bow that could handle Zombies or a shtf situation.
@@DarkShroud24 you can’t be serious
Also you know it's junky when it's got the name ..... Tactical, battle, or combat lol
*Laughs in Microtech Combat Troodon*
I hope these guys didn’t actually spend $1000 on this stuff
They prob did and prob got sponsored
They are people that own the website and they sell that stuff, look in the description! lol
dont worry, they did not spend 1000$ on this stuff... only 988$ :)
What if they do it's their life
@@gregoryr2500 LMAO
5:55Thats nothing compare to my mom slipper
Size 9 womans slipper
All of these videos keep popping up in my recommended and I still don't know why the "Cyclone" would be a practical weapon.
The cyclone knife would be practical because it have 3 blade and it twiste naturaly when you use it
@@randomuser1846 why would they be good it’s gonna twist and your hand is gonna slide up it and your gonna fuck up your hand
Because it looks cool! Logic dictates cool = gooder!
"tactical slapper"
I'm not even sure why I clicked on this videobut do not waste your money on any of these garbage items just spend your money on a legitimately useful tool that won't break
Seriously, so much garbage. No excuse when you can just get Cold Steel stuff on sale. BladeHQ has a bunch of indestructible short swords from the Cold Steel machete line for around $15.
@@haroldsmith7148 indestructible? I get what you mean tho
For something that won’t break, buy an AK47 for $799.99 and get urself $200 worth of ammo, there u go beats ur wimpy “battle box” any day
@@xtemptatixnx8176 Not everyone can buy guns/lives somewhere where guns are widely accessible. Knives, knuckles and tasers are much easier to come by no matter where you are.
Honshu isn't garbage
This guy has no clue what he’s talking about when it comes to pocket knives😂 He said that cleaver would be a great edc
U know what damage u can do with actual cleaver hmmm but if u got stopped I bet u need an excuse for wearing cleaver on ur belt but it's easy to sharp and easy to chop off xd
whats edc?
slick G he said the folding cleaver would be a good edc (every day carry)
@@johnycash978 that's dumb though. The whole point of an EDC is that it can be used for a whole range of other tasks, not just stabbing people in self-defense. Opening boxes, turning a little screws, just making small adjustments if you need to, and so on. Cleaver is very poorly suited for that. In addition, that's extremely large, and thus much less convenient to carry concealed
@@Laotzu.Goldbug yea folding cleaver matches some tasks I use 4 inch blade spring assisted spear point knife as edc and I beat it as hell xd but u clearly seem to understand that some things u just can't do with an edc so u need an extra one for that purpose
8:33 oh my gosh! I love this Sword!🗡
Damn that all looks nice
Tactical Slapper: when you want to get tactical with your slapping
Bahahah
This guy will have no problem in surviving a zombie apocalypse
He will prob be good for a day and then his cheap blade with prob break
Good thing they’re only 94$
What's your name
Hell die no good water or medkit just weapons that's stupid
Man's just pulled out the great sword from brawlhalla
Spartan blade looks like something the main character from doom would use
He would not use a weapon from the dollar store and if he were to use a weapon from the dollar store it would be a sword
Imagine coming over to one of these guys houses to play video games, and as soon as the game loads you realize all of the loadoats they have are just melees.
Imagine someone who actually knows about weapons going to their house and being terrified of all this trash
As soon as he called the balisong a butterfly knife I knew he was going to bring out a bunch of cheap, flea market blades.
What's the difference between Butterfly and Balisong?
Same thing balisong is just a more true traditional name.
Aren't they the same thing?
@@Sr_ECO that's the slang term for them, but real butterfly knives/swords are giant wide blade knives with "D" shaped handguards.
@@sirroxalot you're talking about the bowie with D guard? Are you sure they're called butterfly knives?
Bro is going to wage a war with siblings and zombies ☠️
Yeah, I don't see this going overseas without a red flag on my location LOL
5:39 Whay did u just show the mexican Mothers ""THE ULTIMATE WEPON""
I think i fell in love with all these gorgeous, sharp, and devastating weaponry.
D Brown I can’t tell if you’re joking
3:36 is he going to just ignore how that taser moved on it’s own
Wtf I saw it to
Table was slightly angled, when he tapped the case it was just enough vibration to get it to slide. Probably took him a few tries to get it to stay still in the first place.
None would work against actual zombies except tactical slapper!
The Honshu broadsword at the end and the polypropylene mace are legit. Had he paid more and bought the good D2 tool steel version of the Spartan Sword and a real Ka-bar he would have had two more quality actually usable weapons. Ditch the M48 axe & scythe shit for a Estwing all steel camping axe.
6:54
"Both is great self defense"
More like great for massacring people
Lmaoooo I actualy thought so
The big black dildo mace is marketed as a "Night Watchman" tool. LOL 😆
Lmao😂
both is great waste of money
Ikr who caries a mace around lol
The “USMC” knife has a leather stacked handle, not wrapped.
Its the United Cutlery "Marine Combat Knife" Ka-Bar clone. Officially licensed by the Marines. Its a piece of shit though. 440A stainless steel is garbage, even for that price. 440C stainless is the bare minmum I'd go for on a mid sized knife.
@@shockwave6213 i bet real ka bars have a lot better steel
Man's saying these weapons are perfect for zombies when they don't even exist bru
and this is why they are perfect for them. if zombies were real, none of these junk would survive the first week of usage :D
Wow the Spartan sword is so shiny
4:45 Straight outta Naruto 👌
Atleast Naruto wasn't as cringeworthy as this
That’s a throwing knife, where naruto has Kunai. They’re similar to throwing knives but are very thick blades and sharpened on all 4 sides.
@@sens.ei10 naruto isn't cringe worthy at all
The Crafter Kid Nah m8 it’s a push dagger if you tried to throw it it would tumble and not hit also yes we know what Kunai are
Douche who wasted money for crap knives and swords-*Pulls out giant cleaver
“Great for edc”.
😂😂😂😂
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u can survive the apocalypse like literally u have good weapons
I just love the katana and the axe👾
Lmfao thanks for the laugh... you're funny man!
That last word is beautiful and all but it's just not a broadsword. It's a longsword. Staight up longsword.
Its more of a hand and a half sword. Not quite a full 2 handed grip.
that 96 katana looks like its the first thing its gonna break
I wish they gave me a surprise box this amazing 🤑
Ok, lets test your battlebox:
All your knives against my deagle.
Yeah
Deagle sucks...
@@FusRoDraaaa91 u suck
@@angelalmeidafernandez2583 A flintlock pistol have less firing issues than you overpowered toy
If you call a Desert Eagle a “deagle” you clearly don’t own one or know what you’re doing with it
I think he's gathering purge weapons
More like
Puke weapons
Katana: exists dads belt: i needed an upgrade
Any weapon that large and that cheap is gunna break on contact with anything hard
blacksmiths are dying in this moment seeing this
I didnt know what i wanted in life untill i saw this.
Don't buy this it's not worth your money
@@ghxstmxnx2026 yeah original stuff is more durable and costly
I just direct jumped video and got katana part and he said 98 or something , and I thought original were about 2000 dollar
Just google the budk catalog some of it's decent like the kama and tomahawk but plastic mace and the cyclone fixed "blade" are shit
@@ghxstmxnx2026 so where to buy good stuff outside of america
Talks about last sword: "super long, super heavy, carbon steel blade."... Carbon steel? Let me ask you something. What steel doesn't have carbon in it??? It's not carbon steel, it's just steel 🤣🤣🤣
i’m pretty sure he meant hardened steel i could be wrong
Steel comes in so many varieties. When it comes to knife and sword making, carbon steel is indeed quite different from lower carbon steel in edge retention and sharpness capability. There is such thing as carbon steel nitwit.
@@JoswaldEdwardo I think he meant high carbon steel, but he is too dumb for the subject so he forgot the key word 'high'. but I can also imagine you were right, this guy is clueless.
@@billlythekid5780 You're missing the point. Saying "carbon steel" doesn't mean anything. High carbon steel, low carbon steel, yeah those both have different meanings. Your talking to someone who's worked in metallurgy for the past 4 years and enjoys forging knives as a hobby. I'm not an idiot, I understand the difference. All I'm saying is, the guy in the video doesn't seem like someone who holds the same knowledge you and I do. I respect you for commenting, but please, don't go around calling people names if you don't know their story.
Carol's knife!!! Different color...but still, Carol's knife!!!
When his house gets robbed he pulls out a battle box and does tricks with the knives before defending himself
Imagine havin a beef with this man😂
@Joe Mama all he has to do is kill u without knowing if he kills u before u even know u have to fight he wins
8:00 ...Damascus etched blade... not real
8:50 "nice weight to it, good balance" also with completely flat edges...might as well be a baseball bat.
*Sweaty and greasey Doritos and mountain dew fedora intensifies*
12th day in quarantine
Me : Once again i declare war
can I call 911 to report this guy store cold weapons?
Pretty cool collection, must of those tools can be found at Budk 😎👍
Idk what is tactical at a mace, but i like that a tactical mace exsist 😄.
5:40 oh I have that on my bed room 🤣🤣🤣
Oh yes puhleeease use it harshly >///
sounds like a party to me xd
Ok, you got me, I at the beginning I thought you were being serious.
Ok, you got me. Fixed prize for Bangladesh
wow that was amazing
When the anime kid prepares for a fight with the quiet kid.
And quiet kid says MORTAL and then boom a fatal telekinetic attack
Honestly, if you're willing to spend $1000 on this stuff, I would say it would be better to take the step up into the next price range with a lot of these items. Quality over quantity. Something like a $500 - $800 sword and a handful of knives and other stuff. That way you'll have stuff that will last longer and overall be more enjoyable to use.
That being said, please stop saying this stuff would be a good self-defence option. Nothing you showed here today would be practical in a self-defence situation.
Bohemond I of Antioch don’t buy swords for the love of god. Zombies aren’t real.
@@josefishak2810 I don't remember asking you a Goddamn thing.
@@josefishak2810 swords are great, even without zombies :V
"battle mace" think ya looking for the term "trench mace"
that cleaver looks awesome
This guy is ready for the apocalypse
Some of these knives are a good and reasonable price but some of them are CRAZY
Those Chinese made knock off Ka-bars can actually injure people when they eventually break.
Infomercials on TH-cam. My life is complete.
thats a dream for any london gang 😂😂💕💕
5:55 nothing compared to the power of my dad's belt