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  • @kolourco
    @kolourco  3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Hey there welcome to the comments! Want some of these epic blades & gear? Shop here: www.kolourco.com

    • @mihaelacosmina4632
      @mihaelacosmina4632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can I have the k

    • @mihaelacosmina4632
      @mihaelacosmina4632 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      CAN l have the katana??? PLEASE

    • @sihalove4t564
      @sihalove4t564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mihaelacosmina4632 I want to buy it abroad, so can you buy it?

    • @WiseOldBill
      @WiseOldBill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the only way you're selling these is if you give them away for pennies

    • @jameswise4765
      @jameswise4765 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can I buy for 500$? Pls

  • @bobjones9727
    @bobjones9727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    This by far the most awesome, super, cool collection of Chinese made junk clones I have ever seem! Super awesome!!

    • @JoswaldEdwardo
      @JoswaldEdwardo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lmaoo

    • @szepi79
      @szepi79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      who wouldn't want a 94$ straight damascus bladed katana? bargain of the year

    • @szepi79
      @szepi79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@petegrizwald2666 you mean... People in your torture chamber would be forced to look at these items and could not turn their heads or close their eyes?
      Wow, you are cruel.
      Can I offer a cheaper solution? Buy a big TV and have this video 24/7 on loop. Same effect, less than 1000$.

    • @petegrizwald2666
      @petegrizwald2666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@szepi79 Calm Down Satan!!

    • @szepi79
      @szepi79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@petegrizwald2666 hey it was your idea to begin with, I just made it more cost effective! :D

  • @yaboyed5779
    @yaboyed5779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    5:46
    TACTICAL SLAPPER: EXISTS
    MOM’S slipper 🥿: IMMA BOUT TO END THIS FOOLS CAREER

    • @rexkillagain1271
      @rexkillagain1271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmfao

    • @ehgg_6116
      @ehgg_6116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Duct tape slipper = 1000times the power

    • @deangeloellis6910
      @deangeloellis6910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      La chancla

    • @ehgg_6116
      @ehgg_6116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@deangeloellis6910 im david lopez and im about to go into the slap zone, with the chancla.

    • @m.rakhapa
      @m.rakhapa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The power of emak emak indonesia

  • @mr.tiddles556
    @mr.tiddles556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Best collection of tacti-cool items I've ever seen. 15 year old me would've thrown up out of excitement

  • @kairo7994
    @kairo7994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1301

    Yeah my mom just ordered the tactical slapper. I’m ded

    • @theentiretyofzimbabwe4301
      @theentiretyofzimbabwe4301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      this is the only comment ive found that isnt a hate comment

    • @mattclappinator3400
      @mattclappinator3400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I feel sorry for you

    • @thethe8102
      @thethe8102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Have fun in heven i gust.

    • @yvngizzy
      @yvngizzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I was going to say the same thing

    • @gabrielcurraj3994
      @gabrielcurraj3994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You got 39 likes from me

  • @anthonyp3452
    @anthonyp3452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    Pulls out mass produced theater production katana: It is durable and could take on, any zombies
    Me: Wtf?

    • @christopherdean1326
      @christopherdean1326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      $95?......that's damascus?.....Yeah right! Load of shite. For that kind of money I could have assembled something useful of good quality.

    • @vitosanfilippo5823
      @vitosanfilippo5823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Damascus isnt great for long blades.... too brittle.... ive used some of the best damascus steel butcher and kitchen knives.... sharpen great and hold an edge like a mother fucker... but any blade made from damascus steel that is longer than 8 inches i personally think is gonna eventually shatter... due to damascus having alot of carbon content... it will become more brittle than something like 5160 tool steel, or T10 tool steel, unless u find a way to trest the steel proper in the forging proccess.... but if u use 5160 tool steel aka spring steel which is what leaf spring suspension in vehicles is made out of u dont even have to fold it likenthe japanese do.... i would do 1 fold just for tradition sake.... but look up a company is missoula montana.... called zombie tools... all of their blades are made of 5160 tool steel great shit for a sword trust me.... pricy.... but seriously worth every penny though damascus is only good for short blades, like boot knives, kitchen knives and shit like that i personally wouldnt make a sword out of damascus steel...

    • @jessebrown4755
      @jessebrown4755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Breaks in half on the first zombie that gets hit

    • @luiz2687
      @luiz2687 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes!!! Omg...

    • @yoshilegend6536
      @yoshilegend6536 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vitosanfilippo5823load of shite?

  • @cakrazyx5259
    @cakrazyx5259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    When zombie apocalypse comes
    Kolourco : " my time has come "

    • @little_firby5574
      @little_firby5574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yeah because he will definitely die

    • @hotpizzaplays3969
      @hotpizzaplays3969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He’s ready

    • @little_firby5574
      @little_firby5574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@hotpizzaplays3969 no he’s really not

    • @sokidouuu
      @sokidouuu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@little_firby5574 yeah dude

    • @sokidouuu
      @sokidouuu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@little_firby5574 like the quality seems to be really bad like 1 weapon 1 zombie eventually he will run out

  • @griffinwebb2012
    @griffinwebb2012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    "Tactical"= painted black and $20 or less

    • @rexkillagain1271
      @rexkillagain1271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Um no actually
      Tactical is not always black and not always under 20 dollars

    • @ziggyyt4080
      @ziggyyt4080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@rexkillagain1271 wooosh, hes being sarcastic, see the quotes?

    • @griffinwebb2012
      @griffinwebb2012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ziggyyt4080 thank you

    • @griffinwebb2012
      @griffinwebb2012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@rexkillagain1271 but always made of cheap not quite steel and will break if you try it on anything tougher than paper

    • @blin4524
      @blin4524 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rex Killagain that’s not what he meant

  • @kingjalmighty195
    @kingjalmighty195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I've seen half of those tacticool stuff in gass stations

  • @calife9622
    @calife9622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    For that price I’m just gonna pick up a $600 AR and $400 of ammo

    • @samirdaric2493
      @samirdaric2493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Smart man,most logical comment here. I bet my left nut that if this guy ever gets to see a zombie he'll die of a heart attack. Just wasted $1000 on toys.😆😂🤣

    • @zachjossy8495
      @zachjossy8495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      not if your a felon your getting a battle box bitch

    • @abdoolah4412
      @abdoolah4412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Nice school supplies

    • @calife9622
      @calife9622 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Phantanight! That’s stupid

    • @joeyjones9041
      @joeyjones9041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good call lol

  • @samly51
    @samly51 4 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    "This is a tactical slapper..."
    Me: BUT WHY

    • @jungleinsectspikewall4474
      @jungleinsectspikewall4474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Multipurpose. Self defense, discipline the kids, spanking the girlfriend

    • @ironfae
      @ironfae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought tactical was supposed to be quiet. Have you ever heard a silent slap?

    • @liltalent2381
      @liltalent2381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ever seen Rodney king?

    • @loiranserq2
      @loiranserq2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jungleinsectspikewall4474 welp. You said it! Not me!

    • @stinkymanproductions618
      @stinkymanproductions618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BDSM

  • @jacobseaman2132
    @jacobseaman2132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Did he say the folding cleaver was good for edc

    • @JoswaldEdwardo
      @JoswaldEdwardo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      a lot of people actually carry those

    • @pappybones1437
      @pappybones1437 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Check out the mixer sheepdog mini. Awesome edc cleaver. You can slice tomatoes or curl kindling with it.

    • @pappybones1437
      @pappybones1437 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kizer Sheepdog. Damn auto correct

  • @corynorell3686
    @corynorell3686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "Tactical slapper" - enough said.

  • @Cyra_Kyara
    @Cyra_Kyara 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    6:54
    "Both is great self defense"
    More like great for massacring people

  • @rorobackflip6432
    @rorobackflip6432 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The katana that you bought is very very cheap. The reason I say this is because you can get a great katana made out of 1095 carbon steel, with a handle made out of stingray skin and silk for only 500$ and all of this may seem a little bit over kill but it is important to get a good katana. And 8f you find a katana for 100$ then I guarantee that it is a bad katana, and the blade is problaby made of fork metal and the handle is made out of plastic. But if you want to get amazing katana then the price would cost between 1000$ and 10,000$

  • @avortex0007
    @avortex0007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    this guy is the definition of mall ninja

  • @squidwardtentacles4829
    @squidwardtentacles4829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    Are we just gonna ignore how the stun knuckles moved by themselves at 3:38

  • @ibetyourcarisstock6642
    @ibetyourcarisstock6642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    This dude just bought a display katana 😂😂

  • @AnonymousAnonymous-vi6ic
    @AnonymousAnonymous-vi6ic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    I can tell he doesn’t have any kind of experience with blades, knives.

    • @Justin-re5gb
      @Justin-re5gb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Yeup. You can tell because they care about quantity of quality. About 6 quality folding knives I have are put together 1000 bucks

    • @bullymaguire5554
      @bullymaguire5554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How old are you

    • @bullymaguire5554
      @bullymaguire5554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He plays roblox

    • @bullymaguire5554
      @bullymaguire5554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anonymous Anonymous I don’t really Care, I’m just wondering how old you are

    • @AnonymousAnonymous-vi6ic
      @AnonymousAnonymous-vi6ic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Alexander Scandalis but you did mention the fact that I used to play roblox?

  • @Laotzu.Goldbug
    @Laotzu.Goldbug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +785

    Just spend $500 and get a Glock 19

    • @nightcorehades8092
      @nightcorehades8092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      he choosed warrior class and he cant turn back now

    • @tracieharris7669
      @tracieharris7669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@kddkdmdmdmskskdk5356 hey I've shot a lot guns I'm not a coward

    • @tinnyblacksmith3434
      @tinnyblacksmith3434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Kddkdmdmdm Skskdk fuck that shit If I’m in a fight for my life I’m gonna want every unfair advantage possible I’d spend 500-800 and build an AR

    • @jeffyshredz
      @jeffyshredz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @Kaiser Franz von Lappen der 2. That's the most weeb shit I've ever heard.

    • @sens.ei10
      @sens.ei10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @Kaiser Franz von Lappen der 2. Wait a sec.. Who told you that a glock cannot be used in a close combat. Dude, there's a reason why there's a saying that "you don't bring knifes in a gun fight". No matter how cool these stuff look in the hands of a trained personnel but a gun in the hands of the same man would puncture you 15 times at a moment's notice. Like what the hell😂

  • @safirouhi1651
    @safirouhi1651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

  • @grymble
    @grymble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    I hope these guys didn’t actually spend $1000 on this stuff

    • @jungleinsectspikewall4474
      @jungleinsectspikewall4474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They prob did and prob got sponsored

    • @clixos5354
      @clixos5354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They are people that own the website and they sell that stuff, look in the description! lol

    • @gregoryr2500
      @gregoryr2500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      dont worry, they did not spend 1000$ on this stuff... only 988$ :)

    • @Exotic_Darkie
      @Exotic_Darkie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What if they do it's their life

    • @KilWasted
      @KilWasted 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gregoryr2500 LMAO

  • @false3695
    @false3695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    0:24 Fun fact kids opening a balisong like that causes instant cancer.

    • @TheBronzyIThink
      @TheBronzyIThink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @MλresDλniel TV yeah well he closed it fine

  • @Hol-mes
    @Hol-mes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:00 ...Damascus etched blade... not real
    8:50 "nice weight to it, good balance" also with completely flat edges...might as well be a baseball bat.

    • @shockwave6213
      @shockwave6213 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I have that Honshu sword and it came quite sharp. I did give it a lower angle bevel with my work sharp but the factory edge is usable. Are you referring to the Ricasso being flat? It's supposed to be that way on a lot of swords to get a finger up there to shift your grip and get more control.

  • @mandakhbayar.m8298
    @mandakhbayar.m8298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Tactical slapper : exist's
    Latino moms wants to know your location.😐

    • @darrellross545
      @darrellross545 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Latino would be Dad, its "Latina"

    • @mandakhbayar.m8298
      @mandakhbayar.m8298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@darrellross545 sry bro i dont speak spanish lol

    • @darrellross545
      @darrellross545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mandakhbayar.m8298 Its all good, neither do I, failed three years of it actually. Kinda surprised I caught your mistake.

    • @danksanchez4324
      @danksanchez4324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Joe Mamania your what’s wrong with America

    • @m4ntis786
      @m4ntis786 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mandakhbayar.m8298 I can tell by your pfp you got the good humor from LoveLiveServe’s channel

  • @philippemaquine4497
    @philippemaquine4497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "The "USMC", it looks military" Yeah no shit, just buy less crap and get a real kabar you won't need other blades

  • @pourmoremetal
    @pourmoremetal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Talks about last sword: "super long, super heavy, carbon steel blade."... Carbon steel? Let me ask you something. What steel doesn't have carbon in it??? It's not carbon steel, it's just steel 🤣🤣🤣

    • @JoswaldEdwardo
      @JoswaldEdwardo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i’m pretty sure he meant hardened steel i could be wrong

    • @billlythekid5780
      @billlythekid5780 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Steel comes in so many varieties. When it comes to knife and sword making, carbon steel is indeed quite different from lower carbon steel in edge retention and sharpness capability. There is such thing as carbon steel nitwit.

    • @szepi79
      @szepi79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JoswaldEdwardo I think he meant high carbon steel, but he is too dumb for the subject so he forgot the key word 'high'. but I can also imagine you were right, this guy is clueless.

    • @pourmoremetal
      @pourmoremetal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@billlythekid5780 You're missing the point. Saying "carbon steel" doesn't mean anything. High carbon steel, low carbon steel, yeah those both have different meanings. Your talking to someone who's worked in metallurgy for the past 4 years and enjoys forging knives as a hobby. I'm not an idiot, I understand the difference. All I'm saying is, the guy in the video doesn't seem like someone who holds the same knowledge you and I do. I respect you for commenting, but please, don't go around calling people names if you don't know their story.

  • @fbtmm300
    @fbtmm300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    A Damascus steel sword costs only 94 dollars.
    What a joke 😂

    • @haroldsmith7148
      @haroldsmith7148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's like amateur HSN up in this bitch

    • @estusaddict6365
      @estusaddict6365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      more like 9,498

    • @shockwave6213
      @shockwave6213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damascus steel isn't that much, really. A machine can pound out and fold a chunk of steel, then dip it in acid for the acid etch on a mass production scale.

    • @Laotzu.Goldbug
      @Laotzu.Goldbug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@shockwave6213 that is, by definition, not Damascus or Toledo steel, but simply acid-etched imitation.

    • @shockwave6213
      @shockwave6213 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Laotzu.Goldbug How is it any different except for a smith hammering it out? On another note, I love the look a sword gets when it's been twisted to forge weld it

  • @pickleperson6031
    @pickleperson6031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Now you have a box full of wall hangers and toys.

    • @adityasai311
      @adityasai311 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      toys that are lethal weapons

    • @Sr_ECO
      @Sr_ECO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@adityasai311 not really

    • @michaelhilgendorf1013
      @michaelhilgendorf1013 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yay my toy katana

  • @m4ntis786
    @m4ntis786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When the anime kid prepares for a fight with the quiet kid.

    • @paws413
      @paws413 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And quiet kid says MORTAL and then boom a fatal telekinetic attack

  • @tanishqbhattacharjee7996
    @tanishqbhattacharjee7996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This guy will have no problem in surviving a zombie apocalypse

    • @jungleinsectspikewall4474
      @jungleinsectspikewall4474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He will prob be good for a day and then his cheap blade with prob break

    • @brandontaylor3811
      @brandontaylor3811 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good thing they’re only 94$

    • @kodamashstr4118
      @kodamashstr4118 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's your name

    • @wirewire215
      @wirewire215 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hell die no good water or medkit just weapons that's stupid

  • @bohemondiofantioch539
    @bohemondiofantioch539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Honestly, if you're willing to spend $1000 on this stuff, I would say it would be better to take the step up into the next price range with a lot of these items. Quality over quantity. Something like a $500 - $800 sword and a handful of knives and other stuff. That way you'll have stuff that will last longer and overall be more enjoyable to use.
    That being said, please stop saying this stuff would be a good self-defence option. Nothing you showed here today would be practical in a self-defence situation.

    • @josefishak2810
      @josefishak2810 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bohemond I of Antioch don’t buy swords for the love of god. Zombies aren’t real.

    • @bohemondiofantioch539
      @bohemondiofantioch539 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@josefishak2810 I don't remember asking you a Goddamn thing.

    • @bearwithbeer1518
      @bearwithbeer1518 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@josefishak2810 swords are great, even without zombies :V

  • @afvnit3583
    @afvnit3583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    i dont even want to imagine how horrible it would feel getting hit in the head with those maces

    • @JoswaldEdwardo
      @JoswaldEdwardo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Daniel Monkey cause he’s not a psycho

    • @daschlemendez9170
      @daschlemendez9170 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s the fun part. You wouldn’t feel anything. You would just de spawn

  • @Name-mu3lm
    @Name-mu3lm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    4:00 epic sax guy 😂🤣

  • @connorshoemaker2466
    @connorshoemaker2466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    This guy has no clue what he’s talking about when it comes to pocket knives😂 He said that cleaver would be a great edc

    • @johnycash978
      @johnycash978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      U know what damage u can do with actual cleaver hmmm but if u got stopped I bet u need an excuse for wearing cleaver on ur belt but it's easy to sharp and easy to chop off xd

    • @lalzeriiiiii
      @lalzeriiiiii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      whats edc?

    • @connorshoemaker2466
      @connorshoemaker2466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      slick G he said the folding cleaver would be a good edc (every day carry)

    • @Laotzu.Goldbug
      @Laotzu.Goldbug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@johnycash978 that's dumb though. The whole point of an EDC is that it can be used for a whole range of other tasks, not just stabbing people in self-defense. Opening boxes, turning a little screws, just making small adjustments if you need to, and so on. Cleaver is very poorly suited for that. In addition, that's extremely large, and thus much less convenient to carry concealed

    • @johnycash978
      @johnycash978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Laotzu.Goldbug yea folding cleaver matches some tasks I use 4 inch blade spring assisted spear point knife as edc and I beat it as hell xd but u clearly seem to understand that some things u just can't do with an edc so u need an extra one for that purpose

  • @lazybedreaction1743
    @lazybedreaction1743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tactical Slapper is the Godfather among these weapons

  • @redcubegamer7716
    @redcubegamer7716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    5:55Thats nothing compare to my mom slipper

  • @sirroxalot
    @sirroxalot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    As soon as he called the balisong a butterfly knife I knew he was going to bring out a bunch of cheap, flea market blades.

    • @MadHappyPrime
      @MadHappyPrime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What's the difference between Butterfly and Balisong?

    • @dammianreyes7139
      @dammianreyes7139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same thing balisong is just a more true traditional name.

    • @Sr_ECO
      @Sr_ECO ปีที่แล้ว

      Aren't they the same thing?

    • @sirroxalot
      @sirroxalot ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sr_ECO that's the slang term for them, but real butterfly knives/swords are giant wide blade knives with "D" shaped handguards.

    • @Sr_ECO
      @Sr_ECO ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sirroxalot you're talking about the bowie with D guard? Are you sure they're called butterfly knives?

  • @omin9884
    @omin9884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Mrs Jane is legit and her method works like magic I keep on earning every single week with her new strategy

    • @dongodstime3909
      @dongodstime3909 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow I' m just shock someone mentioned expert Mrs Jane I thought I' m the only one trading with her

    • @dongodstime3909
      @dongodstime3909 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      She helped me recover what I lost trying to trade my self

    • @mikegeorge5569
      @mikegeorge5569 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think I'm blessed because if not I wouldn't have met someone who is as spectacular as expert Mrs Jane

    • @mikegeorge5569
      @mikegeorge5569 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think she is the best broker I ever seen

    • @patriciamia753
      @patriciamia753 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for introducing me to Mrs Jane

  • @admiraljosiahisboss
    @admiraljosiahisboss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Imagine coming over to one of these guys houses to play video games, and as soon as the game loads you realize all of the loadoats they have are just melees.

    • @Microfiber_Muncher
      @Microfiber_Muncher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Imagine someone who actually knows about weapons going to their house and being terrified of all this trash

  • @onesmallissueiaminyourwall2051
    @onesmallissueiaminyourwall2051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Police on patrol: I should probably patrol down there.

  • @johnconner1736
    @johnconner1736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:10 min "The triangular wound created by stabbing with this knife is extremely hard to stitch espacially in war conditions and most soldiers would die slowly from a non lethal wound, that is why it is banned by the Geneva convention"

  • @Mertle_The_Turtle_5165
    @Mertle_The_Turtle_5165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That last word is beautiful and all but it's just not a broadsword. It's a longsword. Staight up longsword.

    • @shockwave6213
      @shockwave6213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its more of a hand and a half sword. Not quite a full 2 handed grip.
      Edit 4 years later: Hand and a half sword is just a subcategory of Longsword, so yeah OP is technically right LOL.

  • @paulmarasigan6342
    @paulmarasigan6342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Tactical Slapper: when you want to get tactical with your slapping

  • @amkh4869
    @amkh4869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Guys can you even imagine an army with tactical slappers?

  • @theoneaboveall1285
    @theoneaboveall1285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think i fell in love with all these gorgeous, sharp, and devastating weaponry.

    • @fletcher4098
      @fletcher4098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      D Brown I can’t tell if you’re joking

  • @EsEsmuLohs
    @EsEsmuLohs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    5:39 Whay did u just show the mexican Mothers ""THE ULTIMATE WEPON""

  • @AspiLeo
    @AspiLeo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    many people say that a katana can easily cut through other swords. That's not true. it just bends and gets deep nicks. I would always rely on the German long sword in fights. This doesn't have to be sharp to cause damage. even if it is dull, it can hardly be stopped thanks to its force. A German long sword would simply smash a katana. The katana trumped in Asia because of its speed and since armor was not worn there at that time, it was also useful. A Japanese warrior, even if he were good, would have no chance against a well-trained knight in plate armor from Europe. The European would simply be too heavily armored to offer the katana points of attack. In addition, you can and could move very quickly in good plate armor.

  • @angelalmeidafernandez2583
    @angelalmeidafernandez2583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Ok, lets test your battlebox:
    All your knives against my deagle.

    • @Disteren
      @Disteren 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah

    • @FusRoDraaaa91
      @FusRoDraaaa91 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Deagle sucks...

    • @angelalmeidafernandez2583
      @angelalmeidafernandez2583 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FusRoDraaaa91 u suck

    • @FusRoDraaaa91
      @FusRoDraaaa91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@angelalmeidafernandez2583 A flintlock pistol have less firing issues than you overpowered toy

    • @cclinekats8543
      @cclinekats8543 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you call a Desert Eagle a “deagle” you clearly don’t own one or know what you’re doing with it

  • @anas.g
    @anas.g 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    4:45 Straight outta Naruto 👌

    • @sens.ei10
      @sens.ei10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Atleast Naruto wasn't as cringeworthy as this

    • @dylankagan28
      @dylankagan28 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s a throwing knife, where naruto has Kunai. They’re similar to throwing knives but are very thick blades and sharpened on all 4 sides.

    • @deideraswaifu3822
      @deideraswaifu3822 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sens.ei10 naruto isn't cringe worthy at all

    • @jackiefife5310
      @jackiefife5310 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Crafter Kid Nah m8 it’s a push dagger if you tried to throw it it would tumble and not hit also yes we know what Kunai are

  • @GiggusChaddus
    @GiggusChaddus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    7:37 The moment I've been waiting off

  • @f15_eagle_pilot3
    @f15_eagle_pilot3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    6:33
    Bruh that is from WW1 and not medieval!! CRINGE😂

    • @yvez1808
      @yvez1808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Real bro 😂 i've played Battlefield 1 😂

    • @nigels1383
      @nigels1383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A trench mace

    • @danieldeak9141
      @danieldeak9141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I got a mace.
      I got a mace.
      Im gonna mace you in your stupid noob face.

    • @jungleinsectspikewall4474
      @jungleinsectspikewall4474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its some walmart mix between a old spiked club and a trench mace/club

    • @senanlane6882
      @senanlane6882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trench raider spiked mace

  • @seanholland6607
    @seanholland6607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The “USMC” knife has a leather stacked handle, not wrapped.

    • @shockwave6213
      @shockwave6213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its the United Cutlery "Marine Combat Knife" Ka-Bar clone. Officially licensed by the Marines. Its a piece of shit though. 440A stainless steel is garbage, even for that price. 440C stainless is the bare minmum I'd go for on a mid sized knife.

    • @JoswaldEdwardo
      @JoswaldEdwardo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shockwave6213 i bet real ka bars have a lot better steel

    • @shockwave6213
      @shockwave6213 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@JoswaldEdwardo Oh yeah. They currently use 1095 Cro-Van steel.

  • @egg-...
    @egg-... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man's saying these weapons are perfect for zombies when they don't even exist bru

    • @szepi79
      @szepi79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and this is why they are perfect for them. if zombies were real, none of these junk would survive the first week of usage :D

    • @shockwave6213
      @shockwave6213 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Clearly you've never visited San Francisco, Seattle or Philadelphia LMAO

  • @br0d1zzle_11
    @br0d1zzle_11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    All of these videos keep popping up in my recommended and I still don't know why the "Cyclone" would be a practical weapon.

    • @randomuser1846
      @randomuser1846 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The cyclone knife would be practical because it have 3 blade and it twiste naturaly when you use it

    • @JoswaldEdwardo
      @JoswaldEdwardo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@randomuser1846 why would they be good it’s gonna twist and your hand is gonna slide up it and your gonna fuck up your hand

    • @Psycho-Ssnake
      @Psycho-Ssnake 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because it looks cool! Logic dictates cool = gooder!

  • @lanceriggott3020
    @lanceriggott3020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Is he wearing a plastic wedding ring??😂

  • @semvandenpoel4276
    @semvandenpoel4276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude has a knife banned from litteral wars.

  • @jsin22366322
    @jsin22366322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Douche who wasted money for crap knives and swords-*Pulls out giant cleaver
    “Great for edc”.
    😂😂😂😂

    • @هانيالدجيلي
      @هانيالدجيلي 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ومال
      💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩🙀

  • @jacusss1910
    @jacusss1910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    seems like my battle box with a slingshot, a crossbow and a cheap shotgun would seriously mess your battle box up :D

    • @DarkShroud24
      @DarkShroud24 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even better when you realize the M48 brand has a decent cross bow that could handle Zombies or a shtf situation.

    • @tombickerdike6249
      @tombickerdike6249 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DarkShroud24 you can’t be serious

  • @mxlesjai
    @mxlesjai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You got a chokuto( straight bladed sword) not a katana. Katana is a Japanese sword with a noticeable curve in it for slashing. And that is not what you have👍

  • @alexisolda9298
    @alexisolda9298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the amount of money spent on this is remarkable

  • @sentaukrai
    @sentaukrai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nothing from Cold Steel?
    For shame. Clearly very inexperienced with knives and edged weaponry in general.
    Edit- Seeing a lot of comments on the "slapper". Its just a modern blackjack.

  • @mudpawsvoom6132
    @mudpawsvoom6132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Very nice toys , I like the cheese cutter , and you should buy more than just 1 throwing star I have around 60 of them . And the 2 swords I'd say an excellent buy take good care of them though.👍

  • @bankofamerica2546
    @bankofamerica2546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Investing in crypto now is really cool especially with the current rise in the market now.

    • @praizkol5232
      @praizkol5232 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're right

    • @praizkol5232
      @praizkol5232 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for introducing me to Mrs Maria Karagiannopoulou

    • @joeljonathan3866
      @joeljonathan3866 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      People are scared of investing because of high rates of scam in business

    • @jessicapatterson5711
      @jessicapatterson5711 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      She has been taking care of my account 4 months now ......I have over 20 winning.

    • @pritamtate2375
      @pritamtate2375 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How can I start with $500?

  • @husnainahmad8261
    @husnainahmad8261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    A Damascus steel katana for 99$ ! Good job man 😂

  • @pickle7428
    @pickle7428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Some of those are so impractical even a professional assassin wouldve had a difficult time killing someone

  • @rexquite5547
    @rexquite5547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:40 oh I have that on my bed room 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bluescoobysnack9791
    @bluescoobysnack9791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It’s allll just cheep stuff that’ll snap so fast. Neckbeard collection. I can’t hate though because it’s a giveaway

  • @NestingSpider
    @NestingSpider 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Carol's knife!!! Different color...but still, Carol's knife!!!

  • @shubhamm3205
    @shubhamm3205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I didnt know what i wanted in life untill i saw this.

    • @ghxstmxnx2026
      @ghxstmxnx2026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't buy this it's not worth your money

    • @playergame6398
      @playergame6398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ghxstmxnx2026 yeah original stuff is more durable and costly
      I just direct jumped video and got katana part and he said 98 or something , and I thought original were about 2000 dollar

    • @George-sf4fk
      @George-sf4fk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just google the budk catalog some of it's decent like the kama and tomahawk but plastic mace and the cyclone fixed "blade" are shit

    • @kingpin_kubz_
      @kingpin_kubz_ ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ghxstmxnx2026 so where to buy good stuff outside of america

  • @novoice1127
    @novoice1127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Imagined running away from a surprise attack of zombies and dropping your battle box😳😳😳😳😂

  • @lifeneverends7068
    @lifeneverends7068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    None would work against actual zombies except tactical slapper!

    • @DarkShroud24
      @DarkShroud24 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Honshu broadsword at the end and the polypropylene mace are legit. Had he paid more and bought the good D2 tool steel version of the Spartan Sword and a real Ka-bar he would have had two more quality actually usable weapons. Ditch the M48 axe & scythe shit for a Estwing all steel camping axe.

  • @FuryFox-fg1wn
    @FuryFox-fg1wn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:33 oh my gosh! I love this Sword!🗡

  • @predator-ib1tx
    @predator-ib1tx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Also you know it's junky when it's got the name ..... Tactical, battle, or combat lol

  • @Toga17701
    @Toga17701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is it weird that I find blades 100 times more beautiful and badass then a gun...like yeah pop a cap we heard of that but twisting a cap is fun( not implying anything)

  • @parkmaster-live3834
    @parkmaster-live3834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I AM IN LOVE WITH THAT BATTLE BOX

  • @timothyprice9064
    @timothyprice9064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ok, you got me, I at the beginning I thought you were being serious.

    • @abinashroy8958
      @abinashroy8958 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok, you got me. Fixed prize for Bangladesh

  • @borside3166
    @borside3166 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Despite the cheap, crappy presentation and absolute insult to real weapons not made in factories in china, one thing still stood out to me. A "tactical slapper" is not a thing, but my grandfather who was a police officer had something similar. Dubbed "The Slapper" by him and his police buddies, it is quite the formidable force. Two leather pieces sewn around a chunk of lead gave birth to a belt worn, flexible weapon used to take down criminals at close range, without seriously injuring.
    The weapons in this video are complete scams though. Nothing against these guys, just don't want to see people getting scammed out of their money for stuff like a cheep steel katana or the brass knuckles equivalent of the gum stick shock thing.

  • @danhdao7417
    @danhdao7417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    can I call 911 to report this guy store cold weapons?

  • @rallyl7053
    @rallyl7053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It’s nice to see more and more makers striving for functional European style swords.

  • @billlythekid5780
    @billlythekid5780 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    These comments make my head hurt. I have a $900 katana and overall 2k in blades and i had no problem with the video- I found it entertaining because I don’t buy things like he has! The guy never said this was “the best and highest quality collection for 1,000”? He just spent 1k on cheap stuff instead so he could get more than one two or three quality blades. So what? This video isn’t serious so stop acting like it is. It’s entertaining and not to be taken as seriously as it is. Relax.

  • @Manuel-vo2ki
    @Manuel-vo2ki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He’s prepared for zombies age 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dustingonzales4599
    @dustingonzales4599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lmfao thanks for the laugh... you're funny man!

  • @modithorson7484
    @modithorson7484 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Damascus" blade for $94.98, yeah, ok, I'm sure that's a genuine forge welded steel blade and not at all a bit of low grade stainless with an etched pattern on it.

    • @shockwave6213
      @shockwave6213 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's a Shinwa, so it's not wall hanger garbage. It's a decent budget sword. 1050 Carbon steel with Damascus pattern acid etched. iirc.

    • @modithorson7484
      @modithorson7484 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @shockwave6213 yeah, ok dude, you enjoy it.

  • @hitman5277
    @hitman5277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    One of the absolute cringiest things I've ever seen.

  • @Heavenlysoul8
    @Heavenlysoul8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love heavy weapon, don't know why, even my cooking knives are more than 900g to 3kg

    • @pater6028
      @pater6028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Heavy blades just make you fell like a god

    • @Heavenlysoul8
      @Heavenlysoul8 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pater6028 💖 hehehe

  • @dacedyer3051
    @dacedyer3051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Spartan blade looks like something the main character from doom would use

    • @chickenhutgaming2959
      @chickenhutgaming2959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He would not use a weapon from the dollar store and if he were to use a weapon from the dollar store it would be a sword

  • @khalidnur4283
    @khalidnur4283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Imagine someone just robbing his house while he reviews the weapons ☠

    • @The4cp
      @The4cp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They would all break and he would still get robbed.

  • @Lefthooklarry420
    @Lefthooklarry420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When his house gets robbed he pulls out a battle box and does tricks with the knives before defending himself

  • @gammakking1796
    @gammakking1796 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    How is this piece sold? How much is it for sale? Please tell me how to buy.

  • @dancintilldeath
    @dancintilldeath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Someone: tries to rob him with a knife.
    This guy: Takes outa kathana.

    • @user-mi1nw5wi1z
      @user-mi1nw5wi1z 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And..... the knife guy robs him.

  • @daffyto9351
    @daffyto9351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yeah, I don't see this going overseas without a red flag on my location LOL

  • @signoreshani432
    @signoreshani432 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:28 hahahahahahahh ( PAOLO 2006_2021) died from laughing

  • @shpejtimmorina3709
    @shpejtimmorina3709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Imagine havin a beef with this man😂

    • @glamxer6334
      @glamxer6334 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Joe Mama all he has to do is kill u without knowing if he kills u before u even know u have to fight he wins

  • @dropintheocean7779
    @dropintheocean7779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    *These weapons are good for killing zombies*

    • @zorinmapuia4887
      @zorinmapuia4887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah..when I'm watching this video..these weapons are good to kill of Zombies in my thought..but Zombies were never come in reality..So..these weapons are useless for our environment..lol

    • @dropintheocean7779
      @dropintheocean7779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *That's right*

  • @hardcore4090
    @hardcore4090 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Idk what is tactical at a mace, but i like that a tactical mace exsist 😄.

  • @elmowithbeanie6881
    @elmowithbeanie6881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:36 is he going to just ignore how that taser moved on it’s own

    • @pbandjace487
      @pbandjace487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wtf I saw it to

    • @Psycho-Ssnake
      @Psycho-Ssnake 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Table was slightly angled, when he tapped the case it was just enough vibration to get it to slide. Probably took him a few tries to get it to stay still in the first place.

  • @youraverage11yearold
    @youraverage11yearold 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Me when I see the spartan blade:THIS IS SPARTA

    • @shockwave6213
      @shockwave6213 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They were made of 7Cr13 stainless steel that could break or snap too easily with a blade that size. But now they have a version made of D2 Tool Steel. A bit over twice the price but worth it if you want one.

    • @youraverage11yearold
      @youraverage11yearold 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok

  • @borisvanzoest4131
    @borisvanzoest4131 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The usa is a weird county. To me it is insane that it is legal to own all this

  • @sedd666
    @sedd666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    12th day in quarantine
    Me : Once again i declare war