I can't believe Dick doesn't want to review the FNAF movie. Every single bad thing that happens to the protagonist during the movie is caused by women's lack of emotional control.
I'm admittedly not a Marvel fan and I don't plan on seeing this movie but I still enjoyed the hell out of your review of it. Please do more of these. 😅
vito... the space station was being damaged by the energy from the unstable portal... Bad lady needed both bands to have the power to open a portal strong enough to transfer all the energy of a sun. She couldn't just blast the sun with the bracelets and fix it. When she hoes to open the portal, captain marvel grabs her arms and the bracelets absorbed so much power, that when she tried to open the portal it killed her and tore a hole into x-men universe. Also carol says in the movie is that she destroyed the supreme intelligence, and that destabilized the kree home world, resulting in a civil war that destroyed the ocean, atmosphere, and sun. She didn't do it... but she caused it. She tried to fix things and she just fucked them up worse. Photon is the one who told carol what was wrong with the sun and that she could fix it.
I'll listen to you two talk about anything, but it would be nice to see one of these reviews for a movie actual people watch instead of whatever is currently good for Vito's Marvel grift.
I don't know how Dick can watch a movie while on LSD and be able to understand what's going on in the movie. I watched Batman and Robin while on LSD and it nearly drove me insane. lol.
I like how this review did contain enough spoilers to spoil the movie, but not enough to make the review watchable without seeing the movie. Great balance Vito
Clearly stated opinions, well supported, obvious that you both certainly watched the movie; a well made and entertaining review video. Was this Dick’s idea or is Vito behind this genius move?
They tried to go deep it sounds like, trying to invoke the spirit of the original male Captain Marvel from the books with the bangles and the switching. You would have to be a comic book fan to know the original and his story with Rick Jones. Even in the books it was confusing.
I know this is rich coming from a guy with a snooty pony filly as his avatar but can we just fing say "bracelets" instead of bangles? It worked for the McGuffin in The Mummy II.
Wait, Carol pulled a Rey Palpatine and stole Monica's house? That's fing hilarious 😂 so let me get this strait. Marvel had the white blonde lady steal a black lady's property and for no reason at all brought an entire Indian family to live on that property? Am I missing anything? 🤔
as someone who knows all these characters from the comics, its shit and these characters are so far from anything good its amazing, especially Ms. (Captain) Marvel, who for years was a great character but has slowly been flattened into what she is now, its so bad.
the music section missed the flavor mark they should have had Bree cover walk like an egytain.... cause of the Bangels... come on it writes itself if you are going to do goofy shit get fun with it.
"You can't keep using Intergalactic, [[it's been in too many movies lately.]]" That's what they told James Cameron about Bad to the Bone in Terminator 2 and guess who history proved right, bucko?
In Star Trek: Beyond they played Sabotage, not Intergalactic. I actually felt like it was done well in that movie but overall I agree that the Beastie Boys are a little overdone at this point.
0:20 Vito genuinely thinking Muslim is a race of people should automatically disqualify his input on any relevant discourse going forward. 🤣 Love yuh, Vito!!.... Tbf to Vito though, I thought about it and 'The Biggest Review' is the best title for the series without it getting too wordy.
Brie Larson is hot and really nice in real life. Met her in 2019 at a convention. She even lowered her photo op prices for her next con because she realized they were too expensive
The slippery slope that I've been warning about for years with the MCU using "comedy" to cover over a thin plot and weak character development seem to have culminated in this movie.
@Vito @Dick: Marvel did have a hero in the Golden Age called the Black Marvel who actually wore a rope around his neck (I am not making this shit up😂 @Vito, if the movie wanted to give something to the ladies, why not Chris Hemsworth (instead of Valkyrie), LOL? "Marvel Studios is always trying to capture Asian audiences" - is the reason for this to help the PRC recruit for Xinjiang/ VFX artists who don't unionise? 😅 @Dick: So sorry to hear you're so starved for a man😆 @Dick: The biggest disappointment was the post-credits not also introducing Maris -go for broke and introduce a 4th annoying woman🤣
So is this the bonus episode? and thanks for the spoilers Vito. There should have been a bigger disclaimer for the deaf audience like me, like big flashing lights saying spoilers or something just saying.
I don't know why Vito took forever talking about this dumb movie no one cared about. Didn't need all that! Shoulda just kept it at Blue Frasier and called it a day!
The amazing thing is that what youre saying now wont be a unique view at all. I don't think anyone can properly explain these powers or why certain things happened
True. The idea that they swap when using powers at the same time doesn’t hold up because two of them fly at the same time without swapping and then the third one starts using her powers but still nothing happens. At the last second a swap happens where two of them switch places with one chick.
@@gringles haha exactly. I think Rocket maybe has statues in every college or lab in world because he must’ve given them his ship in the 5 years on earth because how else do the have Junp Point technology
@@WorldWarJoe Why can’t they find those damned Skrulls a planet yet? The chick from Creed has instant teleportation powers and gets them off of a space ship, just take them to the planet Thanos was making vegan stew on, problem solved.
it feels like every mcu character has some kind of off screen presence or job to do or life to live except cap marvel. there's no reason for her to exist
The Spoiler x No Spoiler discussion/transition is weird. If anything, just record a full spoiler version here and Frankenstein together some spoiler-free clips for Vito's channel
It’s so confusing that Beast was played by Frazier, yet his physique was more based off Jim Lee’s version, looked closer to the 90’s animated version, yet they played the fox movies theme. Such a clusterfuck.
This movie is obviously not made for me. Everything about is is just simply revolting and cringe to me. It would just be like self punishment to actually see it. I've already been girl powered to death. Glad you liked it.
what happened to marvel? they destroyed themselves in a mere 5 years. this movie sounds like a mess, having cap marvel fly around saying sorry to the entire universe would've made a better movie
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I hope posting the raw video doesn't drive Vito into a depression eating binge 😢
Yikes then he might reverse lose weight
Even if Vito weighs 17lbs...he will always be a fat ass in my book. I say that with love.
Even worse, he may just continue to fail regardless.
I can't believe Dick doesn't want to review the FNAF movie. Every single bad thing that happens to the protagonist during the movie is caused by women's lack of emotional control.
Sounds like I've heard this story before
TRUE!
The Bible?
This is all of History.
When you start listening to anything that Women say about anything, its over
I'm admittedly not a Marvel fan and I don't plan on seeing this movie but I still enjoyed the hell out of your review of it. Please do more of these. 😅
I don't know about you guys, but I find two guys bullshitting about a movie more entertaining than the movie itself.
You should watch red letter media
They should have gotten David Hasselhoff for an alternate Nick Fury cameo. Everyone forgets about the Nick Fury 90s tv movie, but he was great in it.
who cares about spoilers no one is going to watch this movie anyway.
You don't need to explain shit Vito, just do the thing and we'll get it eventually.
What's Miss Marvel's power? Can she fly?
*Sad Eric Face*
lol!
vito... the space station was being damaged by the energy from the unstable portal...
Bad lady needed both bands to have the power to open a portal strong enough to transfer all the energy of a sun. She couldn't just blast the sun with the bracelets and fix it. When she hoes to open the portal, captain marvel grabs her arms and the bracelets absorbed so much power, that when she tried to open the portal it killed her and tore a hole into x-men universe.
Also carol says in the movie is that she destroyed the supreme intelligence, and that destabilized the kree home world, resulting in a civil war that destroyed the ocean, atmosphere, and sun.
She didn't do it... but she caused it. She tried to fix things and she just fucked them up worse. Photon is the one who told carol what was wrong with the sun and that she could fix it.
So she could have gotten both bangles, found a sun orbiting a lifeless planet and juat transferred that.
@@BiggestProblem Sure... but she wanted to hurt Carol by targeting the planets that were important to her.
watching this while high as hell and your expressions kill me
I'll listen to you two talk about anything, but it would be nice to see one of these reviews for a movie actual people watch instead of whatever is currently good for Vito's Marvel grift.
Talking about good movies isn't funny though
Vuti brought me here. Haven't seen Dick Masterson since the Netflix comedy thing.
My favorite part of this review was when vito said he blew fraiser.
Great review. Leaving this comment because Vito asked multiple times on the last show.
I appreciate that you not only reviewed the movie critically, but also found things you liked about it instead of just been overly negative.
Hope you all have a good day. ❤
I don't know how Dick can watch a movie while on LSD and be able to understand what's going on in the movie. I watched Batman and Robin while on LSD and it nearly drove me insane. lol.
I’m here for all the spoils!
“Two weeks earlier” 😂🤣 I’m crying
I like how this review did contain enough spoilers to spoil the movie, but not enough to make the review watchable without seeing the movie. Great balance Vito
Finally, Vito has awoken from his slumber to upload this gem.
Yes! More of this please boys!
Clearly stated opinions, well supported, obvious that you both certainly watched the movie; a well made and entertaining review video. Was this Dick’s idea or is Vito behind this genius move?
I never would have guessed by looking at them that these guys are nerds.
They tried to go deep it sounds like, trying to invoke the spirit of the original male Captain Marvel from the books with the bangles and the switching. You would have to be a comic book fan to know the original and his story with Rick Jones. Even in the books it was confusing.
Vito editing isn't ever needed.
Revoke his lunch card.
"we cant save everyone." That was totally stollen from another great super hero movie The Flash
Can't wait for you guys to review an ISOM movie.XD
Wait......I thought everyone loved that dude and his comic?
Take a drink every time Dick says 'cute'. You'll be shitfaced.
al sharpton looks like a burnt match
Watching this before the RLM upload. That's a first.
Vito's face looks thinner in this video.
just subbed from pka i hope yall get some more support fuck yeah vito
SABER shows up in Far From Home IIRC. I didn't watch it but I recall hearing about it.
I know this is rich coming from a guy with a snooty pony filly as his avatar but can we just fing say "bracelets" instead of bangles? It worked for the McGuffin in The Mummy II.
Vito is racist and that's why we love him.
Big ups liquid Richard. Shout out to all my Real Sweet Kids out there
We need a clip of how these gay guys met.
so wait, the bad guys are Spaceballs?
Wait, Carol pulled a Rey Palpatine and stole Monica's house? That's fing hilarious 😂 so let me get this strait. Marvel had the white blonde lady steal a black lady's property and for no reason at all brought an entire Indian family to live on that property? Am I missing anything? 🤔
She was never called Photon nor was she credited that way.
As soon as he said he didn't like gaurdians of galaxy 3 I knew this man's opinion didn't matter anymore
"OH, THAT'S DUMB."
PRETTY MUCH SUMS UP THE PHASES 4 &5 DOESN'T IT?
I love that Vito’s rap uses JC is my N-word as a template
Can you put these in a podcast feed?
lash in a pan ! flash in a pan guys ! LOL
Love these
as someone who knows all these characters from the comics, its shit and these characters are so far from anything good its amazing, especially Ms. (Captain) Marvel, who for years was a great character but has slowly been flattened into what she is now, its so bad.
the music section missed the flavor mark they should have had Bree cover walk like an egytain.... cause of the Bangels... come on it writes itself if you are going to do goofy shit get fun with it.
"You can't keep using Intergalactic, [[it's been in too many movies lately.]]" That's what they told James Cameron about Bad to the Bone in Terminator 2 and guess who history proved right, bucko?
Watching this was better than paying to see it. These Marvel movies are not going to age well.
12:10 Nick Furry was a sassy black lady.
Vito seems like he’s off the wacky tabaccy, did he get into Swieans stash?
In Star Trek: Beyond they played Sabotage, not Intergalactic. I actually felt like it was done well in that movie but overall I agree that the Beastie Boys are a little overdone at this point.
They also played "Sabotage" in the first Star Trek reboot back in 2009, when Kid Kirk steals his stepdads car and drives it off a cliff.
I got an ad for The Marvels at the start of the video. LOL
Sounds like they stole the SENSE8 switching mechanic
They stole a Green Lantern plot point as well, with the sun of a planet which the hero left for dead needing them to fly into it to power it.
Fugg Vito for the ads
Space Palestine killed me.
Love how Vito claims this is the biggest review of the Marvels, when EFAP a near 6 hour review😂
0:20 Vito genuinely thinking Muslim is a race of people should automatically disqualify his input on any relevant discourse going forward. 🤣 Love yuh, Vito!!.... Tbf to Vito though, I thought about it and 'The Biggest Review' is the best title for the series without it getting too wordy.
Brie Larson is hot and really nice in real life. Met her in 2019 at a convention. She even lowered her photo op prices for her next con because she realized they were too expensive
41:15
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cat eating people, not for 🖐cyna👌
28:50 there is a BLUE MARVEL on the Comics. And he is a Black man.
The slippery slope that I've been warning about for years with the MCU using "comedy" to cover over a thin plot and weak character development seem to have culminated in this movie.
@Vito @Dick: Marvel did have a hero in the Golden Age called the Black Marvel who actually wore a rope around his neck (I am not making this shit up😂
@Vito, if the movie wanted to give something to the ladies, why not Chris Hemsworth (instead of Valkyrie), LOL?
"Marvel Studios is always trying to capture Asian audiences" - is the reason for this to help the PRC recruit for Xinjiang/ VFX artists who don't unionise?
😅
@Dick: So sorry to hear you're so starved for a man😆
@Dick: The biggest disappointment was the post-credits not also introducing Maris -go for broke and introduce a 4th annoying woman🤣
I stopped watching superhero movies 10 years ago. Stop watching them
Love this review! Y’all stupid and it’s funny as hell
So is this the bonus episode? and thanks for the spoilers Vito. There should have been a bigger disclaimer for the deaf audience like me, like big flashing lights saying spoilers or something just saying.
“I think that TV shows doing ok.”
Didn’t her show perform the worst out of all the Disney+ slop?
maybe. but I think it was cheap to produce so it works out.
@@BiggestProblem Fair enough, she seems like someone they want around for a long time.
It wasn’t hot sauce it was condoms
I don't know why Vito took forever talking about this dumb movie no one cared about. Didn't need all that! Shoulda just kept it at Blue Frasier and called it a day!
One hour of Dick excitedly humming the X-Men song would have sufficed.
I hate to say it but Vito is legit looking thinner
Thanks Dick!
So, as good as Isom #1 ? Or as bad as Isom #1 ?
Im surprised at Dick liking the movie.
Loki is the only thing that Marvel has going for them right now. Everything else is either mediocre or straight-out bad.
😗😗😗
Muslim, Mexican same thing 🤷
Vito's the human equivalent to a ziploc bag of egg salad.
I watched the first 20 minutes and had to tap out. It's really bad. Marvel since Phase 4 started has been.
The amazing thing is that what youre saying now wont be a unique view at all. I don't think anyone can properly explain these powers or why certain things happened
True. The idea that they swap when using powers at the same time doesn’t hold up because two of them fly at the same time without swapping and then the third one starts using her powers but still nothing happens. At the last second a swap happens where two of them switch places with one chick.
@@gringles I don’t even think the writers can properly explain it
@@WorldWarJoe They sure can’t, that’s why they get paid the big bucks.
@@gringles haha exactly. I think Rocket maybe has statues in every college or lab in world because he must’ve given them his ship in the 5 years on earth because how else do the have Junp Point technology
@@WorldWarJoe Why can’t they find those damned Skrulls a planet yet? The chick from Creed has instant teleportation powers and gets them off of a space ship, just take them to the planet Thanos was making vegan stew on, problem solved.
Respect Wahmen.
To be fair, that is a total woman reason to have a grudge against you
This movie sounds awesome
Omg spoilers
it feels like every mcu character has some kind of off screen presence or job to do or life to live except cap marvel. there's no reason for her to exist
The Spoiler x No Spoiler discussion/transition is weird. If anything, just record a full spoiler version here and Frankenstein together some spoiler-free clips for Vito's channel
No
Blame Vito for wanting a spoiler-free review for this movie nobody cares about
Mexican is not a race either...
I don't care about this movie, I'm here because Vito e-begged hard enough.
It’s so confusing that Beast was played by Frazier, yet his physique was more based off Jim Lee’s version, looked closer to the 90’s animated version, yet they played the fox movies theme. Such a clusterfuck.
based!
You want racist? I'll give you racist. Why do all Europeans have different accents but all Asians have the same accent?
Perfect review, now I don’t have to watch the movie myself. BLUE FRAZIER🎉🎉🎉
This movie is obviously not made for me. Everything about is is just simply revolting and cringe to me. It would just be like self punishment to actually see it. I've already been girl powered to death. Glad you liked it.
The hot sauce gimmick with Captain Marvel is because Hillary Clinton loves hot sauce. Womxn pwr!!!
MARFAIL 😂 🐇🐰
Good review! TRUMP 2024
what happened to marvel? they destroyed themselves in a mere 5 years. this movie sounds like a mess, having cap marvel fly around saying sorry to the entire universe would've made a better movie
RAW VIDEO FTW