@@hittingyouoverthehead My dad yelled at me but I cried cried cried and my mommy was able to make things right by snagging a pic of dads cc. Sending you some major coin as squeak
Bravo to the editor on this one, cutting from Amir's first scream at Jake's fakeout punch to him casually saying "I lost a nut!" is comedy gold. Possibly even comedy taupe.
OfficialAfllux the other 2 movies were nice but the last one was awful. Just a big advertisement. Most Collegehumour subscribers watched it just because of amir
Amir was afraid how a punch from Jake would affetc their friendship going forward. Just a reminded that Amir has stabbed Jake once as well as kicked off his tongue on a separate occasion.
"they're all dating applications if you know how to be a pimp" is Amir's most baller line of the series.
The “everything is a dating app“ line was later turned into a sketch itself 👀
"Fuck my face?" "Excuse you." That line gets me every time.
thats when jakey downloaded tinder and got his tinder coach
But he did get a match! Her name is Lod - as in she got double D's...
Oh LOD!
Jan Kenk WHY LOD!
@@hittingyouoverthehead My dad yelled at me but I cried cried cried and my mommy was able to make things right by snagging a pic of dads cc. Sending you some major coin as squeak
@@schuesslerlauren Can't do tonight, cutie. I've withdrew $1000 from the account as a holding fee for next week.
"Is that true?"
"That I went to the launch party? Nooooo!" Lmfao
Imagine my disappointment when I thought I had finally met another Neo-Nazi lesbian rabbi and it turned out to just be Amir
Don’t worry, the right one’s still out there for you.
Booooo
amir's "waittttt" at the end is perfect
"They're all Dating Applications if you know how to be a pimp"
*GRANT IS QUAKING*
Yeah was boutta say
@@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 please get a better screenname, i will walk you through changing it so help me god
Coy smile from Jake at 1:26
+burger1018 You can also see him break down laughing through his arms at 1:45
Lol thats gotta be one of the funniest crying fits amir has ever done
That Christian stereotype sweater.
That last line was gold.
I agree wholeheartedly. Perfect tie up.
I don't get it.
Batman, Amir is his usual self and screws up a perfect opportunity.
Joshua V That really shouldn't have turned her off though. She fucked up, not him.
Batman, That's a side.... Way I see it she dodged a bullet.
1:43 Jake can't hide his laugh
J&A is the only reason I'm still subbed to this channel. Never gets old :3
Every app is a dating application if you know how to be a pimp.
is not me I am not posting these comments help!!! someone is using my account
Agora E Aroga Even CandyCrush?
CausticCynic especially candycrush
College humor uploaded about that
After listening to 'If I were you' I was like ahhh ;)
which episode?
Amon Sahelijo Pretty much all of them - when it comes to Tinder talk these guys really seize the cheese
CupOfTeam | Original British Comedy
Toeda!
CupOfTeam Cease the tease!
Am i the only one who thinks it would be awesome to meet Amir (the actor) in real life?
I would ask him how he is able to stay in character at all...
Plot twist: Amir is never in character, he's always himself
In that case meeting him would be less awesome...
Well, finding that one Amir video from pre-CollegeHumor makes me think Niko Valle's theory may actually be somewhat on track.
less awesome!? You diva! Amir is a pimp and a cool
Oh watch the outtakes they’re TERRIBLE at not breaking character. They just do a lotttt of takes.
I need OkayStupid. xD
Meeeeeeeee tooooooo
Sounds like a daing site for Himbos
Since I saw the blooper channel I always watch out for parts where I can see Jake laughing a little xD
"I have a tumblr lately."
Another great video guys, Jake & Amir is my favorite online comedic series. Looking forward to your next video, keep up the great work!
The first generation iPhone joke gets better every year
Bravo to the editor on this one, cutting from Amir's first scream at Jake's fakeout punch to him casually saying "I lost a nut!" is comedy gold. Possibly even comedy taupe.
i have a tumblr lately
I watched so many of these...
This was a winner. Love how Jake almost loses it in some of the episodes. Great stuff
Years later Grant O’Brian proved Amir right.
Jake & Amir Q and A might be kinda funny.
Listen to the Podcast. Its basically Jake and Amir answering questions.
1:47: Did Jake start laughing as the scene cut away? xD
That last line is a accurate representation of these dating apps: if she doesn't like the opening line, then she won't give you another chance haha
I feel bad that Amir can't get a girlfriend because I think he's pretty adorable.
1:46 Jake breaking in laughter.
Jake always looks like he's trying really hard to not laugh.
Is that guy in glasses that dude that was in Harold and Kumar 3'D?
implying you watched that movie for another reason
Corpor3aL yes, I watched all 3 Harold and kumar movies before I found out about this channel
OfficialAfllux the other 2 movies were nice but the last one was awful. Just a big advertisement. Most Collegehumour subscribers watched it just because of amir
Corpor3aL advertisement for what?
Corpor3aL Everyone's a critic, make your own movie then. I loved all 3!
more funny after listening to their podcast
It's more funny when you just watch Jake as well - any time he has his head in his hands he is laughing xD
It is…check it out!!
I agree
Why?
Why
Hey!!
does anyone know the episode where Amir says 'I'm a mouse! Give me the cheese.'
I've been searching for ages, you guys are my last hope!
Blood donation!
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Thank-you soooo much!!!!!!!
Mic didn't work in the first scene
I love these series!
I died at Minge
he's using the first iphone?
dude, why does ur profile pic look so real??
He bought two of them. Twice as many calls.
Love how the mic changes after the first scene
I keep coming back to this video daily LOL and Jakie's face at the and hahaha
If I were you podcast fan. This is helping me get thru my withdrawals until this Thursday's episode.
That video was amazing
I doubt someone from christianmingle would want to meet someone named amir
That’s a ridiculous and bigoted assumption.
@@quest4adventure495 excuuuuuuse?
@@quest4adventure495
An assumption yes. A ridiculous one? Not in the slightest.
That's fair
That's more than fair
Absolutely how dare you
I like how almost every time Jake covers his face in these videos, you can catch him cracking up.
I prefer these glasses to your circular glasses Amir:)
Every app is a dating app.
“OK Stupid” I fucking screamed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A true comedy duo
I have been looking for this episode for over a day just to watch 1:34
Last line was actually a great chat up line. haha
Please remake this adding in Orion! It was a joke, now it's the truff
“Excuse you” OMFG
I refuse to believe that his iPhone is still functional.
Really Amir, pro gun control, that's just stupid. Areas with more gun control laws have more crime.
He also used 'Neo-Nazi,' so, I don't think he's actually serious.
I hope you aren't seriously saying this... The whole line was a contradictory joke.
And if you are joking, then it was a bad joke.
Doesn't stop people in the UK from mugging people with sticks, does it? I guess it's better then pistol whipping someone.
I was joking, that was one of the least serious offenses, so I thought I'd attack it for fun. Though I do think over strict gun control is bad.
kiraanimerawr1
except they dont die from the mugging
Omg the Grindr reference was hilarious lol
best jake and amir by far!!
Shame I’ve never watched this video. I always turn it off after Amir says to in the intro
Just watched A very Harold & Kumar Christmas, loved Amir as Adrian in the movie!!
this one had some good moments (:
Should’ve tried Orion.
Brilliant.
Amir was afraid how a punch from Jake would affetc their friendship going forward. Just a reminded that Amir has stabbed Jake once as well as kicked off his tongue on a separate occasion.
1:27 I can imagine many outakes of jake laughing at this.
lol the art gallery part
How in the world would he manage to fuck the last one up so soon? (Not literaly, obviously)
I spit my water on my keyboard
1:33
the defining moment of amir
1:44 Jake couldn't hold it anymore hahaha
I found this hilarious as a hardcore fan of their amazing podcast.
Amir is the best person ever.
I'll have... the twinge
"You can just stop and start the video."
Me: ... *Pause* HUEHUE *Unpause*
What am I doing with my life?
Why did they stop making this show
"What do you mean, where?"
"Like an alley or, uh....my face."
The weirdest thing about this entire video is the fact that Amir has a first generation iPhone.
1:44 Jake was LOLing.
That flinch
God, I know it'll never happen but I just can't help wanting amir to grow up and fix his life.
Lost one nut still got onealmond though
sick birthday present, a Jake and Amir
XD amir is so funny!
Was that a smosh reference near the end?
I lost a *NUT*
Look at Amir's muscles. Must be the workout and Jake eating all of his unhealthy foods. He's a beast in that regard. #DOPE
Watching for the 100th time in 2024, and I’d like to remind everyone that anything is a dating application if you know how to be a pimp 😎
1:26 loosing my shit
Should do another video with one of Jakes tinder experiences.
He rants enough about it on "If I Were You'
"Not as of yet...nay..."
Jake asks if its a 1G iPhone before he looks at it!
+Matt Verstege it was already in his peripheral
"Grinders my favorite" hahaha
Please come back guys. TH-cam misses you.
I saw Amir on TV with Ben Schwartz at the Laker game, sitting front row
1st gen iPhones can't download apps.. I know this because I still have a 3G and it can't update past iOS 4 :(
Only a matter of time since they did this.
Jake's laughinh 1:34
1:24 so funny
You didn't know that when you called me evil, didja?
Jake does love tinder.
I dont get the ending. Someone care to explain?
Christian mingle is a dating website for Christians, or whatever
Tyler Davis I got that but when Amir said "Im Christian from single mingle"...I dont get why she got offended by that.
Ohh, cant tell ya that sorry
Elite Because the joke was so bad, so horribly lame, she just turned and walked out
jb05 just like Amir's dad, she freaking moved