Don’t spring surprise 3rd and 4th wheels to a date or even just a simple meet-up. If he expected to just hang out with you, he doesn’t want to spend that time being interrogated by your friends.
It always infuriates me when it works. Like, these parasites need to be stuck with the bill they rack up, but I keep seeing stories of dudes paying it.
Kudos to that guy for nopeing out of there. There are women in this world who see men as nothing more as ATMs Paying for a nice meal in a nice place is fine but yeah... F that $500 order
"Okay, you're not getting a date with me unless you can answer this question: A train leaves Philadelphia heading north at 45 mph. Another train leaves the same time heading west at 60 mph ... Say, you need some paper and a pencil?"
14:53 that happened to me years ago, maybe 2003ish, and MLM wasn’t as big a thing then. Super hot girl from high school ran into me (we were mid 20s at this point) and asked me out to dinner. Turns out it was so she could give me her BS MLM spiel.
0:33 Okay, I'd be seriously freaked, too. OMG. "That's my dead hamster of the week! Isn't he cute?" 1:50 Dude, I hope you've thanked your cat. MULTIPLE TIMES! 9:45 "The nicest steak house in town." In Richmond, Va., that's $100 / plate. Doesn't include drinks. 11:30 This is why, for first dates, you have friend call you in the middle of it to fake an emergency if needed. You use a code word on answering, so that the friend will know what to say. Works well, esp. on speaker mode. (Hey, if you're gonna lie, do it professionally or not at all, right?) 13:33 If you hear banjo music, run.
Though I was already checked out and fairly understanding because she just got out of work, I was on a quick meet-up with a girl from tinder. I was all nice and good, and she came and threw herself down on the seat like going home falling on your sofa after a 12h shift. She was all slumped and slouched over, which was a bit depressing. So I'd say : Have a little hold of yourself. You wouldn't like us doing this if you came all clean and prepared.
14:13 "Is it true all mathematicians are virgins?" No, we integrate and have derivatives. 16:05 "[You're] probably a Scorpio, that's why." Thanks, MooseWizz. You owe me a coffee and a keyboard.
Went out with this gorgeous girl who was way out of my league, I was just happy she agreed to meet, we went shopping and she made me pay for these really expensive hair extensions. I was lucky I just packed fifty bucks or so or she had made me get more expensive ones. We then went back to hers, she put them on and it kind of turned into a photo shoot. Then we just kinda hung out on her bed and she Lerche touch her butt while she was on two phones at the same time and probably setting up the next date. I went home and barely had enough money for the train left. We did not talk much during the date and she told me later she was moving to Spaon but I think that was a lie.
Order the most expensive items. Spring children on the guy Wanting the guy to support you and all your friends and family,in the first month of knowing each other.
Don’t spring surprise 3rd and 4th wheels to a date or even just a simple meet-up. If he expected to just hang out with you, he doesn’t want to spend that time being interrogated by your friends.
That's actually terrifying
The shy girl who became semi professional golfer was probably a not out yet lesbian.
50% chance
these are wild trying to stick a guy with a 500 dollar bill is horrible lol
It always infuriates me when it works. Like, these parasites need to be stuck with the bill they rack up, but I keep seeing stories of dudes paying it.
If a female tried that with me I would let her know enjoy your meal I'm out I'm not paying 500$ on any date.
Kudos to that guy for nopeing out of there.
There are women in this world who see men as nothing more as ATMs
Paying for a nice meal in a nice place is fine but yeah... F that $500 order
14:10 Ok honestly, as someone who has hated math their entire life, that got a legit laugh out of me.
"Okay, you're not getting a date with me unless you can answer this question: A train leaves Philadelphia heading north at 45 mph. Another train leaves the same time heading west at 60 mph ... Say, you need some paper and a pencil?"
Picked up a girl for a first date. All she did on the drive was insult me and talk shit. She didn't stop talking until I time her back to her car.
14:53 that happened to me years ago, maybe 2003ish, and MLM wasn’t as big a thing then.
Super hot girl from high school ran into me (we were mid 20s at this point) and asked me out to dinner. Turns out it was so she could give me her BS MLM spiel.
0:33 Okay, I'd be seriously freaked, too. OMG. "That's my dead hamster of the week! Isn't he cute?"
1:50 Dude, I hope you've thanked your cat. MULTIPLE TIMES!
9:45 "The nicest steak house in town." In Richmond, Va., that's $100 / plate. Doesn't include drinks.
11:30 This is why, for first dates, you have friend call you in the middle of it to fake an emergency if needed. You use a code word on answering, so that the friend will know what to say. Works well, esp. on speaker mode. (Hey, if you're gonna lie, do it professionally or not at all, right?)
13:33 If you hear banjo music, run.
Though I was already checked out and fairly understanding because she just got out of work, I was on a quick meet-up with a girl from tinder. I was all nice and good, and she came and threw herself down on the seat like going home falling on your sofa after a 12h shift. She was all slumped and slouched over, which was a bit depressing.
So I'd say : Have a little hold of yourself. You wouldn't like us doing this if you came all clean and prepared.
14:13 "Is it true all mathematicians are virgins?" No, we integrate and have derivatives.
16:05 "[You're] probably a Scorpio, that's why." Thanks, MooseWizz. You owe me a coffee and a keyboard.
I think the simplest advice should be : be a decent person from start to finish- which goes for both men and women
$500 story, I just don't understand why the guy didn't say "You want to go somewhere else? I like this place, and coming here WAS your idea.
Went out with this gorgeous girl who was way out of my league, I was just happy she agreed to meet, we went shopping and she made me pay for these really expensive hair extensions. I was lucky I just packed fifty bucks or so or she had made me get more expensive ones. We then went back to hers, she put them on and it kind of turned into a photo shoot. Then we just kinda hung out on her bed and she Lerche touch her butt while she was on two phones at the same time and probably setting up the next date. I went home and barely had enough money for the train left. We did not talk much during the date and she told me later she was moving to Spaon but I think that was a lie.
Im a girl and going on a first date soon. I guess im the type who would talk about my planned murders lol😂. I hope I dont scare him 😶
I alot if guys would probably find that funny
Order the most expensive items.
Spring children on the guy
Wanting the guy to support you and all your friends and family,in the first month of knowing each other.
Those woman were perfect get rid of the cat...I'm down.
Ask you if you know any gay people...