the poisoning of john paul jones (bachelor in paradise crack)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ส.ค. 2019
- all while stagecoachgate was occuring... our heath ledger x jake gyllenhaal x keanu reeves x chad michael murry from freaky friday manic fever dream got POISONED because she caught him SLIPPING !! DO NOT prosecute her!
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I feel jpj is just there for a free vacation/ to get wasted.
JJ Dixon me
*wasted dumbass
He's gay AF 😂
@@cgygflkj because he complements ma's body , i find it funny that if a guy calls another dude gay for complementing how another dudes look is wrong yet people form other spectrums do the same as well.
@@dark3rthanshadows alright, let's try saying that again.
Jpj is the only good thing about this god forsaken planet
Honestly true
You have good taste in profile pictures, Hex 05. Lauren Lopez is an icon
@@vhssika we are taking ove
@@gillderoythemouseprince9581 Wow, I love that for us
He’s an American treasure and we need to protect him at all cost
Petition to stop the shoes on bed/beach
Shoes on beach is human right. I don't like sand getting in between my toes and later get into my mouth.
Lol beaches have been sampled over the past few years and actually it’s been found that over half of beaches are infested with unsafe amounts of fecal bacteria almost every day due to runoff... and that beach sand carries way more E. Coli than the waters themselves. I’m keeping my flip flops on lmfao
Tony Stark Shoes on beach is fine, especially sandals, but shoes on bed is a sin.
its not ok to walk on sand with shoes but its ok to walk on dirt with shoes?
fuck societal norms sometimes honestly like what are you even basing that on
Sneakers is a no for me but sandals is fine
John Paul Jones vomiting on the beach dubbed with the alarm sound just cured my depression
cured? that noise gives me depression
I thought that was his phone BABABHAHS
Anthony Gelsomini That sounds makes me cry.
Someone poisoned him, they’re trying to take out the competition!
I'll gladly catch all of JPJ's puke with my mouth. YUM
Jane thinks liking hot sauce is a personality trait lmaooo
@Maya M. Just like Tessa thinks disliking ketchup is a personality trait. What is with these girls??
I thought the exact same thing
Jane is so annoying
@@elina8740 after?
@Liliana Valdez sadly yes
Jane crying after JPJ puking out the tacos she made, I can’t 😂😂😂
AHAHAH I DIDNT KNOW SHE MADE THEM IM CACKLING
sadder daze yes!! I felt bad for him BUT IT WAS SOOOOO FUNNY
We love a good jpj moment
litterly funniest thing ever
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fernando:
JPJ: I suppose there’s a special place in hell for men who waste good tacos...
Fernando : *walks away*
JPJ : dios mio dios mio
JPJ: *cough/vomits*
the only straight I am is a straight up bitch | omg I’m dead same
I love ur profile pic🙃
the only straight I am is a straight up bitch omg I thought I was the only one lol
No one:
Literally no one:
JPJ: yeah yeah yeah I get it
Also JPJ: 🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢
jpj’s quite the intellectual
WEAAK 💀
emerson brightest mind of our generation
"Dios mio, man...Dios mio" 💀 I can't with JPJ. Dating him is probably a paradise and a nightmare at the same time.
How dare you, dating jpj is like floating on clouds I'd the clouds were cocain and you were actually not floating on them but sniffing them
He would be so much fun. And No Drama! Um hello!!
No hate to him bc I absolutely LOVE him, but he is the type of guy that whenever you would say “ I love you” for the first time, would respond with “shaka brahhhh”
Juli Cantillo I mean.. you aren’t wrong LMAO
@@julicantillo113 he'd be so stoked!! 😂
Future husband must haves:
4. John
3.Paul
2.Jones
1.Chicken nuggets
first of all john paul jones coming out RUNNING in a speedo is very on brand and second of all him throwing up to the alarm made me laugh so hard i think i developed abs
JPJ is all I need to survive in this world
john paul jones is to the bachelor/bachelorette what fabio was to survivor
THIS
FUCK YOURE RIGHT
YESS
holy shit you're right
EXACTLY
“I’m sorry”
“I’M SO SORRY”
“iM sO sORrY!”
Im good
@@boristheviewbot6056 wow, ur amazing, I cant handle how amazing it is u commented first
I don't even watch any of the bachelor/bachelorette related shows but god do I love these vids
same
JPJ is the only bachelorette related thing I know and I love it
Miscellaneous with Michelle you should watch it. We are only 2 episodes in and it’s so amazing. This is my first time seeing bachelor in paradise and I love it already. 🥳💓
actually same
Same
when john paul jones threw up and walked to the beach then walked away then went back sent meee😂
I mean this in the most loving way, but in eight grade I would have been convinced that jpj was the LOVE OF MY LIFE.
Lizzie M lizzie m? Like lizzie McGuire? Lol
k beast022711 shhhhhh
Lizzie M haha will do
I’m convinced he’s the love of my life right now lolz
im a grown ass person and im convinced hes the love of my life
The black girl who couldn’t stop explaining to JPJ...talk about trying to make 100 words into a 1000 word essay 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@dyanshane are you trying to be an ass?
just say the girl...cause ther is no foote of other girls explaining squad to him 💀
im a straight guy and have never watched any seasons of the bachelor or bachelorette but a jpj video was recommended in my feed like two weeks ago and i watched it and now he has been added to my list of man crushes which as of right now is just him n pete davidson
you need to make a JPJ account I guess
Lmao are you sure about your sexuality 😂
@@deadshotz2062 Have you seen male fanboys 😂
You’ve got good taste
Mary P. Exactly what i wanted to comment hahaha so trueeee
I got low-key upset when the girl started crying when JPJ was vomiting like girl, stop taking the spotlight and making it about yourself, this literal angel on earth is sick, help him!!!!
Micaela Royo I love u
literally same here lol and she was crying and “i need a minute” like ok but you gave him food poisoning can you chill n help him
Larry David too much hot sause
For those who don't know jpj was quoting Quentin Tarantino's "Inglorius Bastards" but subbed TACOS in for GOOD SCOTCH and i LOVED IT
OH I was wondering why that sounded familiar
Nerds
.... Sure, not like it's a common saying or anything
@@ajdjikreui "There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch. Seeing as I may be rapping on the door momentarily, I must say, damn good stuff, Sir." Straight from Inglorious Bastards :)
@@danjoyce6971 Lol but you can tell he doesn't understand half the words in that quote, because he said, "...Allegedly I'll be rapping the door momentarily."
OOF THAT KISS JOHNPAULJONES NOOOO
Looks like the rumour oh Hannah giving him the rose bc he's a bad kisser was true
he’s like making and an asshole with his lips
Getting more John Paul Jones videos is the reason I wake up every morning. I do not understand that man in the slightest but boy am I intrigued
jpj ends me man. literally everything he does is hilarious.
JPJ being chaotic gay for 6 minutes straight
Okay so it’s not just me that thinks he’s gay
Jenifer Joseph he radiates bisexuality
Yeah but he so far hasn’t really had any chemistry with the ladies? Like, any of them
Jenifer Joseph i dont know his sexuality but im in awe of the fact that he’s so confident in his masculinity to say another guy is hot, we stan confidence
No matter what he likes, we stan
JPJ for Bachelor
Bliss can he be ????
John Paul Jones is my cure for depression.
always beach cam- BOY IF YOU DON't STOP CLOWNING
always be clowning
@@pinkbutterfly413 good one
blake: it’s been going good so far
caelynn: *you’ll regret saying that*
that alarm sound gave me heartburn 5:20
Thank you for giving me content to watch while I'm high
Yesssss
lliterally just got done smoking and i clicked on this video, im tripping so hard after i seen this idek fi im making sense fr
FR LMAO
ME RN
Literally me right now
the music that started playing after she said “blake’s not my favorite person” had me ROLLING
JPJ with the Inglorious Bastards reference 😍
glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed!!!!
Whichh
He butchered it though. I don't think he knows what many of those words mean lol.
I just started watching anything bachelor related and I’m very mad at myself for being so cynical for all these years. This show is pure entertainment
What is attractive about Blake??? Every still I see of him he looks so crusty
Hanaflorabulous he looks like a frat boy. Like how? His personality is whack too
Thirstae For Tae right? He looks like the type of guy that would say “The Office” is his personality 😂😂😂
He looks like the shark in Nemo “Bruce” lmao
He's white
Did i really just watch this woman give John paul jones a taco with so much hot sauce in it that he forcibly vomited 😂😂😂😂 wtf is this show
JOHN PAUL JONES IS BACK YALL
the moment he walks in with those speedos i knew that JPJ is my mans
unbothered kai I actually fricking hate speedos but he somehow pulls it off
Honestly like I just wanna bro out with JPJ
Does anyone else just like paradise more over the bachelor or bachelorette? ALSO I’m loving bisexual Demi 🥰
Bisexual demi brought life back into me
Which one is bisexual demi lol
Its much more realistic than the original series.
@the only straight I am is a straight up bitch John Paul Jones was right there??
@the only straight I am is a straight up bitch I mean lets be real,,,he most definitely is.
The Kermit the frog was eye opening. 🐸
Side Note: Blake ran away from Caelynn and ignored her, then when she went to talk to him, he acted like they never had a chance to talk. He is so fake.
JPJ is literally the only reason I continue to keep up with the bachelor lmaoo
Me to
Jpj gives me life
literally does anyone know what was in the tacos
apparently Jane put some sriracha in JPJ's taco (as a heartfelt gift bc she really likes spicy food herself) but it ended up being too much for him to handle lol
He probably also had a lot of alcohol in his system. I know that alcohol and hot sauce is a TERRIBLE combo...
Heather Eagle What about bloody mary’s lol That’s literally alcohol and hot sauce.
Why hello I thought it was alcohol and tomato juice lol
Lizzie Tucker Bar rescue tells me otherwise
6:08
Dante’s Inferno but make it John Paul Jones
he’s an actual golden retriever in a human body
Dylan better not get hurt this season :(
Yes! You hurt my beautiful boiii Dylan, it's over.
The crackhead energy was through the roof for the first 2 episodes this season is going to be FABULOUS
I truly appreciate that you edited out the sounds of JPJ yacking cause most channels don't do that and :0
jpj went to my school for his senior year and he was such a quiet person lmao
Wow, really? Tell us more haha was he popular with girls? He's so handsome
B K we need more deets!!
Miss Ebony yeah he was apparently. I wasn’t at school yet so I didn’t know him personally. He seems like he’s pretty much the same on the show. All I know was that he did track
B K I thought it said crack lmao
3:52 The zoom-in on Blake’s frog tongue nastiness I’m deaddd
I’m so glad I came home early to see this blessing in time. Thank you.
I’m only here for JPJ and Demi lol
I feel like Cam is Michael Scott, whose childhood dream was to get married and have kids, and now he’s here and he’s desperate for love and that is why I can’t bring myself to hate him.
Jpj throwing up after one bite of the taco sent meee
"I am trying to make out with jpj tonight... he's been vomiting.." 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
5:29
"dude....looking sexy, man"
when jpj ran in and they had a voiceover that said john paul jones i screeched
I live for these videos so thank you
“I was hoping there wasn’t gonna be any drama...”
Producers: 👀
You legit have me crying from laughter I didn’t know how much I needed this
jpj trying to apologize to the girl who made the tacos and throwing up midway is the funniest thing i've ever seen
these videos literally make my week thank you for this I can’t stop LAUGHING
i love John Paul Jones with my entire heart and soul just saying
I’m here to stay for kevin and jpj 🤠
Lmao these vids are so fkn funny 😂 you pretty much summed up 4 hours of filming in 6 mins, like if I didn’t even watch the show & and I saw this video I would be caught up and know exactly everything that happens I’m dead 😂
This edit is fireee. Thank you!
This channel is what I really needed in life
‘always beach cam’ ew no
5:12 gave me the chills omg
You have no idea how long I’ve waited for this 🤪
How could you do this to our bby boy JPJ??? How DARE you poison his pure temple!!!
I loved the person who screamed "I KNEW IT! JOHN PAUL JONES!" 😂😂😂
They need to make a gay bachelor/bachelorette
Annie Jonda yes
Then everyone will be fucking each other.
Germany has one and its terrible
No...
These videos need to be longer I can’t get enough this is fucking hilarious
I really need a “bachelor in paradise but it’s only jpj”
you (with the help of john paul jones) have managed to make me really want to watch this franchise
i live for the editing on these videos lmao😭😭
I’ve been watching this show for years and I’m glad it’s finally getting the attention it deserves for its chaotic energy
“paradise is all about having fun”
jpj: 😏
i’m Wells comforting and listening to my friends spill the tea in every situation
pls don’t stop making these
if the bachelor(ette) sagas we’re actually edited like this I would watch them on repeat for the rest of my life
dylan: 0:35 I’m just hoping that there’s no drama
cam: *walks on the beach*
everyone watching the show: here we go again
jpj has no lips that’s probably why he kisses like that ahahah
The peppa pig theme song caught me off guard cause my 2 year old watches that religiously. That was a good laugh for mommas lol
This is the type of quality content I need in my life
Lol
*JOHN. PAUL. JONES.*
i need a jpj in my life
This video was a roller coaster from start to finish
“Did you change the sheets” I-
dude i love your editing hahaha
The perfect analogy of being sick with an alarm sound is masterclass material.
I still think about it since this video dropped
Brilliant editing!!
Why is JPJ giving me low key heath ledger vibes ??
Caelynn going after CAM....... I can’t
John Paul Jones has my heart and all I've seen of him is from these crack videos
Dylan is the most underrated person on this show prove me wrong
The alarm sound about made me throw up along with jpj