🟢Fall Asleep to Ricky Gervais Steven Merchant And Karl Pilkington XFM Show Series 2 Episodes 13-16

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  • @messerryan93
    @messerryan93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Hard to fall asleep when I keep bursting out laughing 🤣

  • @cracoviateam
    @cracoviateam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    National Leg Joint Weapons
    Brit Knee Spears

    • @karlrickysteve7163
      @karlrickysteve7163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hahaha KARL

    • @jamesgoddard9455
      @jamesgoddard9455 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

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  • @trnod
    @trnod ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Would love a show with just Karl and Stephen..

  • @MR-mc6rj
    @MR-mc6rj ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Ricky " I bet the old people in the home love you Karl " Steve " Yeah, especially the senile ones " Genius. Merchant doesn't get nearly enough credit.

  • @Danster547
    @Danster547 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Prizes? Screw those that are less fortunate…
    Funnest thing Steve ever said

  • @giffgaffnettwork5626
    @giffgaffnettwork5626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Headmaster getting his old mam into an old peoples home for free" Priceless, educating Ricky from Karl with his perfect nails 👋 as a schoolboy waiter

  • @robertsmith3672
    @robertsmith3672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There is a very good garden centre a stone throws from where Steve lives

  • @vtrico10
    @vtrico10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Karl is the wisest out of the lot of them.

    • @PeteNThat
      @PeteNThat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I hope you're joking, for your sake.

    • @vtrico10
      @vtrico10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@PeteNThat I'm not. Ricky and Steve are such arrogant science loving atheists they love medicine and technology with no thought for their downsides. Karl, though is not overtly religious, is a simple man and often , though not in a well formulated way, counters Ricky and Steve successfully (in my view).

    • @benkelly6219
      @benkelly6219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@vtrico10 Great theory but in practice he still has a head like a fucking orange

    • @joshhart4801
      @joshhart4801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@vtrico10 😂

    • @DANDLERR
      @DANDLERR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@benkelly6219 well said mate

  • @bojoblue
    @bojoblue ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why would anyone sleep through this legendary trio?

    • @georginablackwell7122
      @georginablackwell7122 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Because once you’ve heard it over 100 times it becomes the perfect comfort ❤

    • @420Boy
      @420Boy ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@georginablackwell7122❤

  • @lornabrandt4983
    @lornabrandt4983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    All the lads are brilliant I love Ricky's laugh

  • @PeachTristan
    @PeachTristan ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ricky and Steve's fake facts are so much worse than Karl's! Pilko just has a good knack for telling silly stories

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fake facts?? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @PeachTristan
      @PeachTristan ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tyroon81 the crabs with the cameras in their heads and the body builder's kid who breaks out of the mum's stomach 😆

    • @leebow7357
      @leebow7357 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@PeachTristankid didn't break out the stomach it forced its way out the usual way fake fact

  • @adam.r.parsons
    @adam.r.parsons ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Right. And… what happened then, then?

  • @joedent3323
    @joedent3323 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:04:40

  • @CJ-sw8lc
    @CJ-sw8lc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Ricky presupposing naturalism, and drawing all his conclusions accordingly, again! (... but... gotta have y'critics...)

    • @victorymansions
      @victorymansions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      All you had to do, was follow the damn train...

    • @CJ-sw8lc
      @CJ-sw8lc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@victorymansions I had to Google it, but amazing reference!! I had no idea

    • @tobycoxon8138
      @tobycoxon8138 ปีที่แล้ว

      C S Lewis would have a field day

  • @rlark76
    @rlark76 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I do not understand the "Hattidude" joke??? Can someone explain it to me?

    • @TurtleRReaper
      @TurtleRReaper ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Attitude" = "hat he chewed"

  • @tyroon81
    @tyroon81 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Did it say that Karl?
    Did it?
    Yep.
    Did it say that Karl?
    Yeah it did say that.
    Did it Karl?
    Yep.
    Did it?
    Did it Karl?
    Ok NO it didn't!!
    I'm talking shite as usual and making it up as I go along.
    🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️😁

  • @PetroicaRodinogaster264
    @PetroicaRodinogaster264 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have listened to everything they have done. Seen all the tv shows movies and spinoffs by all of them …so you can say I am a fan…but truthfully now I am over it. this is just annoying .

  • @ianinkster2261
    @ianinkster2261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The eternal polyphony of Britannic Civilisation.

  • @Nytephyre
    @Nytephyre ปีที่แล้ว

    Terrible to sleep to. Don’t recommend. Ricky’s laugh will wake you up. Love the show though.

  • @tommyhansen7600
    @tommyhansen7600 ปีที่แล้ว

    theyve started removing old qi episodes ;( and because of that TH-cam recommends others British comedies to fall asleep listening but i just can't listen to this

  • @christopherjohnkirkman6485
    @christopherjohnkirkman6485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Steve merchant

    • @Basshead004
      @Basshead004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Christopher John Kirkman

    • @krissib
      @krissib 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Clive Warren

    • @ALLCAPS_95
      @ALLCAPS_95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rebecca De Mornay

    • @krissib
      @krissib 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jimmy The Hat (never wore one)

    • @coffeecraftfabrics3994
      @coffeecraftfabrics3994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mrs Matthews

  • @ThePontiacBandit911
    @ThePontiacBandit911 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    19:36 Why didn’t she put her hand in her pocket and pay someone to give Karl a proper haircut??
    Why embarrass your own son just to save £2?

    • @joedent3323
      @joedent3323 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The answer lies in your question:
      It was just to save 2 quid.

    • @1980HiphopFunk
      @1980HiphopFunk ปีที่แล้ว +3

      2 pounds. Not just 2 pounds.
      If your poor ... Everything helps.
      Can only spend it once .

    • @jfluffydog2110
      @jfluffydog2110 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My mum used to cut my hair as a kid too. Some people are poor, welcome to the real world.

  • @jamesguffogg7119
    @jamesguffogg7119 ปีที่แล้ว

    716...

  • @leightonrud66
    @leightonrud66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yeah Ricky London is so amazing... Not.
    Moped thieves, cramped, high knife crime, brilliant. Loves to mock everyone but himself.
    Love banter but Ricky can't handle it, ste and Karl can however

    • @Venenata
      @Venenata ปีที่แล้ว +6

      this is from the early 2000's before London was invaded by immigrants or well the beginning of it anyway 30 years ago London was Amazing 20 years it started to fall

    • @johnquirk9500
      @johnquirk9500 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nobhead.

    • @jfluffydog2110
      @jfluffydog2110 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This was before the immigrants

    • @neilbrucker5985
      @neilbrucker5985 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Venenatat is the same thing the older people were saying when your generation was growing up. The whole world is going to shit, let's not just blame immigrants, I'm well sure you know more English folks who have got in trouble than those from a different country.

    • @Venenata
      @Venenata ปีที่แล้ว

      @@neilbrucker5985 read the news at all? fool