"It Won't Stop Squirting"
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Nick dialing his shenanigans to 11 when guests arrive. Guy was on fire that stream
Damn they’re hitting PogO combos in this one
is this the PogO WR?
i was the 69th like
real memerman PogU
"thats a Rusell pancake right here", I swear nicks comedy is under rated
listen guys, Nick just acts soy so that us actual soy men feel better about each other. If nick were to show us his true manly high T self then we'd all just line up to jump over a bridge cause we'd know we have no chance. Thankyou nick, for your service.
Copium
paid comment
Oh you poor unfortunate soul
found Nicks alt
us???
Food actually looks bussin
🤓
Is it bussin or bussin bussin?
You look bussin
fr fr bruh on a stack yo 😂
Thanks
This might be the best NMP video ever
Him pacing back and forth giving a "lesson" to Russel was HILARIOUS
Nick and Russel were the OG Passport Bros, lol.
As a Swiss, seeing other Swiss people outside of Switzerland is like hitting the lottery.
Really? Why? We say the same here in Argentina. The one go can go outside the country are the lucky ones
@@leancamo800 lol
@@leancamo800 That's not the same for us. The thing with European countries is that most of us have a small population so the chances of running into other people from our own country are really low.
The case with Switzerland is a little bit different since we travel a lot, it's just that we're a low profile kind of people.
@@leancamo800 Switzerland is pretty much one of the richest countries in Europe.
Either they were testing her to see if she's really into him or they were in disbelief Russell could pull that, they did some dirt to my boi ComedyRussell.
Probably both
good acting
i'm still in awe
@@Finnishmanni why? Men with confidence pull.
@@okaton6559 didn’t learn this for a while but this is facts
Nick increasingly looks and acts like a middle-aged dad. They’re definitely planning on having kids soon.
okay the second part is just weird
he want's kids she does not.
Clueless
Yeah, Nick looks ready to give birth any second. lmao :D
@@xerone5733 how is that weird it’s an observation you have to be a leftist commy for someone to make a statement and for you to react like that.
In this video, Nick farmed on average 1.27 PogOs per minute (20 PogOs / (15*60+47)*60)
okay am I the only who actually thinks that malena is a good girlfriend and nick is a good boyfriend off stream?
Yes
hopium
They have a script, if you watch them you're gonna start to notice certain words for specifics actions
On stream it's a toxic relationship. but it's just for comedy so they probably have a good one irl. otherwise they wouldn't be able to keep it up.
You live with them?
Nick was on top of it this stream, he actually made me laugh out loud a few times
Nick being the proud dad is so good
Luna motorboats Russle every Thursday
🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL
y just on thursday?
this editor should get payed like 10x more just for the fucking pogo counting part
Nice alt account editor
@@Oscar-qk6zh lule v
Actor can be used for both female and male so her correcting you was actually wrong, you could've said actress as well but actor is for both so you were not wrong.
13:34 Nick holding the PogO with all he had but his smirk says it all
Lmao. Nick paces back and forth, lecturing chat like an old Asian dad with his hands behind his back
1:36 LMAO FUCKING CHAT. Nick joking about dating Malena 15 years ago then someone says "monkaW early access" I FUCKING CAN'T
Now I want a foreign gf
russel gives us all hope
If russel and nick can pull some good women then there's hope for the rest of us yet!!!
got money?
@@markwick11 : (
nicks kinda cute when hes slim tbh
Money. Nick isn't ugly per se. But he's really out of touch. Russell is FOUL. Obese, tiny ass head and piranha teeth. His gf deserves to have someone else not as disgusting touch her. They won't last. Trust me. Women like both. If you look OK and aren't weird you'll be fine.
I've been with my wife 10years now. Telling you, she'd agree Russ is foul.
dude, they have lots of fucking money.
"I like the shirt" - chatter
"people are being nice to me today" - nick
"the only reason nick is wearing a vacation shirt is he's never worked a day in his life" - chatter
"and then, just instantly gone the next second it was gone" - nick
If there is ever something comparable to a Hall of Fame for Twitch Nick and Malena deserve to be in it.
that necklace and shirt tho, I know who's malena trying to make nick looked like LULW
9:20 oohhhh so that's where all her anger comes from 💀 💀 💀
That's unfair though. She still reads at a 6th grade level
There's times when you think someone is using someone for their money, and there's times when you know someone is using someone for their money 😂
Yessss, Russell is foul. Ugly pirahna teeth and man boobs. Not funny either
That's a lot of pogo right there
Beautiful! Beautiful work, Trevor 👏🏻 👏🏾 it's long,its funny,its brilliant
Is it you spongebob
@@emil3015 Nah just a black guy
@@trevorhakai3052 Emil doesn't know that! 👀
How come i got so offended when nick said, "now thats a russell waffle" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
These PogO counters really make this 10x funnier
this has to be world record for most PogO's in one video.
I just took a painful shit
So this proofs that nick's streams are really good for shitting. Thank you for the feedback, good sir.
poggers
proof😏
same
Literally the only outro I stay for.
this dude fr said fishes
im pretty sure nick set the PogO record this stream
luna + malena and nick + russel is a really good fit lmfao just have two different couple shows one is cooking and russel can come up with a new one
both couples should not fight nonstop but it can go back and forth lol
This video should be titled "Nick acts like a dad"
9:18 OHHH Malena. You have your uses. But here, you're just... Hey why don't you go cut the chicken hmm ☺
She gon turn off the stream
pogo counter goes up when he thinks it hahahahah
Russel just peek into his future
At the end, they are becoming the same couple
Malenas got a good life after she gets away from nick the future killer
there's no shot russ bagged those my boy
Nick actually is a creepy old man. Holy shit lmao
ok
you're no better than people who watch reality TV for attempting to dissect what is literally an (on camera personality)
no doubt dude needs to dye his hair full on grey and do shots of prune juice with malena.
Calm down guys lol take a deep breath it’s not that deep.
shes funny and quick with the clapbacks
stuck in america, in america, in america aaah, stuck in america... YOU ARE MY QUEEEEENNN FOREVERR
Petition to stop the Nick harassment :)
I promise you melena doesn't care whether he chews with his mouth open or not. It don't really matter...
nick looks like corey in the house grown up in this video
"Swiss German" ah now it makes sense Kappa
0:30 GOBLIN MODE
I noticed Nick has been quoting Bane from The Dark Knight Rises recently
Rusty with his hands on his hips like an Aunty
The disadvantage vs privileged got me 😆
Looking like a million bucks, Nick Polom. Another excellent video full of fantastic content. 😶👍
Why tf has chat been unsynced for the past 3 vids? Lol
Twitch testing new things and messing it up.
Nick is really sodas best friend
man russel gained some moobies
Lmaooo i know that biscuit feeling
10:18 made me cry laughing 🤣😂 holy shit actual good one nicholas 🤣🤣
Nick is fricken hilarious
She don’t give af what russel likes to eat 🤣
Nick in that shirt looks like King-size Homer
Why did Malena look so fucking evil in the beginning ? 😂
Russell is a lucky mfer FR
13:10 PogO streak x9
Idk Russell but I'd hope she's not just using him for clout. If an obese dude with man boobs can pull that, then it's proof humor is truly all you need
I keep seeing a gun but it’s just the camera set up
Thanks for uploading
This was your funniest video yet! Good Job Editor, Nick, Malena, Russell, and Russell’s GF.
Poor guy he believes her and poor girl has to be all up in that
?
what a lovely family
Jesus the PogO's were raining was this the most amount of PogO's in an nmplol video?
those sliders look valid
malenas face is so easy to read. she is really bad in hiding her face expressions lol
This has to be the funniest video ever
Russell LOVES fried chicken
My brain: he blacc!
harry potter character coming in the house
Nick is my favorite man-baby tbh
The juicer “a small streamer.” LULW
i called it
chat help me pls where is that title time line ?
You telling me with the guy who's on tiny chats that's not me that someone else who is trap Hood
STUCK IN ANERICA
how did russel pull that
someone said edplol
10:18 the funny
nmpOld
is this a new editor?
Does anyone else make their 3's from the bottom up?
She seems nice, how did Russell pull that off?
Boys got that cash and she know it
Russell does not have $$ lol
I got this recommended right...I have no context for any of this...I'm interested though
Team taking over
What is this Jazz in the background?
thanks
chat is out of sync but good video anyways
10:46 emote above “maya”?
did u send? 🤣🤣🤣