No actually I got abducted by alien scientists a while back and they scanned my brain for retardation, but they found out I was actually the most sane and normal girl in the world so they spat me back out of the spaceship and as I fell, I hit my head really hard and it made me a bit tarded and that's why I am the way I am
@@jaded8itch buddy, aliens don't care about us, You think you was special enough to get selected? Please! They would never select a sub-human like you or I. Porbably like Jeff Bezo or someone like Donald Trump. A normal being like us. Maybe a lizzard like OBAMA! A normal person like us? NEVER IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS (Katy perry style)😲😲
@@jaded8itch Welp they blocked my other comment cause I guess it was too real. But long story short, they want rich people like Jeff Bezos and Donald Trump, not a normal human being like yourse3lf or I. To put it respectfully, you are not tared. IDK what you are. Aliens don't care. Don't curse. it not good.
OMG best intro ever 0:00 - 0:05
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Hii I just found your channel and Im soo glad I did I love mtn dew looking forward to seeing more reviews😊
fit goes unbelievably hard
Yessir
same fit i wore while talking about my dead teacher and friend.
SWAG
dewaholic
She's off one too many dews😵💫😵💫
I appreciate the creativity :D🍔📂
This video is hilarious
Are you going to re-review all of them mixed with whiskey, as God intended?
@@EnTilSeksten i have never heard of this combination. I am intrigued. Whiskey disgusts me. I will think about it
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WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK!!!
hell ya brother
bro got possesed by mosquito at the beginning
We need the reverse can grip back
hard to do on a bottle sorry
You should try a blind dew test challenge 👹
@@8054yamato this is a good idea
Taste like mmmmm haha 🤭
this shit rocks i fw it truly even if mtn dew is kinda ass
Are you like... mental?
No actually I got abducted by alien scientists a while back and they scanned my brain for retardation, but they found out I was actually the most sane and normal girl in the world so they spat me back out of the spaceship and as I fell, I hit my head really hard and it made me a bit tarded and that's why I am the way I am
@@jaded8itch buddy, aliens don't care about us, You think you was special enough to get selected? Please! They would never select a sub-human like you or I. Porbably like Jeff Bezo or someone like Donald Trump. A normal being like us. Maybe a lizzard like OBAMA! A normal person like us? NEVER IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS (Katy perry style)😲😲
@@jaded8itch Welp they blocked my other comment cause I guess it was too real. But long story short, they want rich people like Jeff Bezos and Donald Trump, not a normal human being like yourse3lf or I. To put it respectfully, you are not tared. IDK what you are. Aliens don't care. Don't curse. it not good.