Aussie’s Unluckiest Kenyan - Mkurugenzi Diastories 3 Ep 2
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 ก.ย. 2024
- In this Episode, I tell the story of a guy who went through so much unnecessary trouble as a new immigrant in Australia.
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I think nime take long because the time I was hear subscribers walikua 250K now it 520K🎉,,, East African people come on let take Mkurugenzi to 1 million bana let us make him the East African Mr Beast we can do more than a million ❣️
his dry jokes are suprisingly hilarious
Nakwambia
Ya leo si dry joke😂
😂😂😂😂
You guys know Mr mkuru is not pregnant but he delivers ❤
😂😂😂😂
There was a fire at the shoe factory 😢... luckily no soles were lost 😎
Edit: thank you for 194 likes ❤️
I'm now famous 😂😂
Edit 2: 231 likes? I'm now a celebrity 😂😂
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Wueeeh😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hii good 😂😂
Ba dum tsss🥁🥁
Aki the love I have for this man🥰🥰... I wish you see my 7 months old daughter, waiting for " wakurugenzi wewe, my men"... Aki ye hucheka ..... Mkuru you always make my daughter's day❤
My son is 3 na the same statement wanangojaa😂😂😂
Mkurugenzi 😂ntakutafuta sasa juu ni kama huleti High on heroines 😂 na headline hitters😂....... utafffrrraaaaaiiiaa gatheeee 😂🎉
Mkurugenzi you better listen to this outcry ju tukikushika utafraaaaaia, high on Heroine na Headline Hitters ziflow
Manze hii kuwait imekua mob😂😂🥱
Whats a nice day to end a weekend with mkuru and a win for united
and a bicycle kick from AG17
And a loss for spurs🎉😂
Bado iko dry na hii elnino kweli?
My cousin did the same to me, after a few transactions, a lady called me asking for the dog I sold her, I live in Washington and the dog was sold in Vegas.... nilijichuna masikio, your own blood can sell you
When you just test mkuru's stories just know you're done😂haina comeback, pure vibes❤
veeeeeeery true
Exactly 😂😂I thought I was the only one
The fact that hatujaskia ambulance just shows how good the sound crew is
Ni vile hujavaa headphones...mimi nimeiskia
Tumeskia ata bila headphones
How cool is it that I'm listening to this on a flight to Sydney Aus..wearing mkuru merch😊
That jamaa is already a legend kuovercome hizo scandals zote it's inhuman,,, God really have his purpose on him asigive up one day atasema he did it💯💯💪
we are taking shots every time Mkuru says "haina mambo" 😂😂😂
A petition for Mkuru atuletee diastories moja safi ya Korea😎
Yes
When Mkuru touches his nose, my inner me :'it's about to go down'😂😂
😂😂😂
My all time favorite story teller, Mkuruu. 😍 You share the same name with our lastborn, Mutua😍
Watching keenly for my bro who is in Australia for studies. Thanks to truwth watch dog n mkuru.. am sure amlearn hata angukia hii wash wash
Yes TWD told people this 😅
I have some Headline hitter suggestion stories for Mkuru..
1.Andes Plane crash disaster.
2.Bhopal gas disaster.
3.7/7 bombing.
4.Pearl Harbour attack.
5.Sinking of Costa Concordia
I second Andes plane disastor
@Mkuruu Ati umesema baba wa taifa ni Flying Mantis✈️✈️😂
Tuko hapa...oz oiy oiy...we are here listening 🎶 🙌
I have nothing against Scammers, they should run scams without harming helpless people
Very educating ... enyewe nowadays unapata msee ako 23and ni millionaire unashangaa mm wa 27what did I do wrong weeh trust the process and fanya kitu legit
Guys have you noticed the new build body of mkuru😂
got me at perth,,,atleast that joke was not pathetic😁😂
😂😂😂
Perthetic you mean😂
Finally Mkuru is back with the puns,,keep on cooking😅😅😅😅😅😅
I see what you did there😂😂😂
Very nice 😅😅
Mkuru stories has made me very vigilant bcz i trust people easily but now 😊am very prudent bcoz of Mkuru's story God bless you 🙏
Thank you abel kwa kuchanua hawa wasee my siz na alimaliza form 4 last week hii kitu ya forex imemuingia hadi Kwa damu anapea Wazae pressure ati Kuna shule iko spur Mall ya kutrade anadai ku enroll but for me nilikataa na nukashow my parents that those things are big scam wasijaribu kutoa doo hata 1 bob
Forex ni ukweli. TH-cam ikona alot of free information. Let her search 'introduction to forex' apa TH-cam then awatch hizo videos. With time atachanuka solo na atajua kuseive information.
The fact that the jokes are dry makes it more funny 😅😅😅
Mkurugenzi is the best story teller of all time... Na kurelate vitu..
Daamn like thanks alot mkuru ur videos are therapeutic man been depressed bt ur vids keeps me going ❤🔥
Mazee mkuru.God bless you for the lesson.mtu huingia kwa ngori hajui ivi tu🙂
Our national treasure at it again❤ looking like a snack
Mkuru naisubiria kwa ham sana 🇹🇿🇹🇿
Most people get lost in Australia because thay fail to follow the right perth😂😂😂😂😂 I got it right 😂😂😂😂 hiyo ni kaliiiiik
Mkurugenzi is the best story teller, alf kuna ile story jamaa alienda Yard pale Mombasa, akachukua machine mpya land cruiser prado kupeleka dame out, then key akaanguka ferry. Inaitwaje nataka kurefer jamaa aone ❤❤❤❤
The introduction is funny 😂😂😂 ❤Bwana Mkuruu for always putting a smile on my face 🤗😊😊
I know it
it’s about to go down
Just to see Mkuru
You deliver it perfectly banae
We learn through mistakes
Just trust the process it's the advice of the day ......no need for easy money
Atleast hii sio kama prank naona kwingine after so many pranks mtu haezi realize n prank legit content mkuru💯💯💯
Hehe ma pilots wako "flight mode" mbaya😅😅
Wakale ndio wako Australia....
Kapsa...tuko karipu eltret
watu wa Man U tunakuja apa tukishatandika Everton kama burukenge🤣🤣😂😂
Tumenyorosha 0-3😂😂
@@that_boy_Yegon Garnacho akaekelea baiskeli kama nduthi 👌🔥😅😅
❤😂😂😂😂yooh mkuru,,a moment of silence for Kenyans,, we're dealing with so much
Mkuru btw we need you and other content creators you continue to speak out on the failures of the government may be nyinyi watawaskiza
❤❤thank you mkuru,,here we learn and get entertained,,, I wish that guy well,,,he never willingly did that I believe God will see him through,,,
Now we have open our 3 eye i have been waiting for this info thank so much big bazuu 👑
Mkuru this almost happened to my sister in the states na nilikuwa nimemuwon.
The advice 💯💯💯Needed to hear that so bad. Thank You Mkuruu!!!!
Headline hitters umetukausha sana. Tunangoja kuvalia kama first officer. Nakuru Mob love
Na leo unashine 😂😂
My guy!! What a beautiful way to end my weekend. Big up Mkuru
The intro🤣🤣🤣eeey mkuru jameni
Hao ni wale vijana wa bsb na venmo accounts,,accounts zenu inatumika vibaya wadau😂😂😂😂.. peana account na ungojee deportation
Ama zelle
I want to give out my story but weeh. Mkuru pia kenya kuna watu wanafanya hivyo pia. Nilidanganywa pesa ni legit but after nimepatiana pesa, napata bank account iko na -60K. To cut the long story short, always confirm if the deal ni ukweli
In the Building watching from Baltimore MD. Mama wa forex alinisanya pia, nilikuwa ngori 😅😅😅
Watu wanajita wakurugenzi na namba ya views ni more than likes,big up mkuru for good work ❤
Eagerly waiting ❤❤
Waiting eagerly to watch
I love diastories ❤.. Thanks to mkurungezi ❤
Niko na challenge, na ni project kubwa: Anza series utueleze ile ushenzi iliendelea kwa hii dunia between 1914 na 1945. Events za WW1 and WW2.
I'm waiting for Zakayo's response.
Atakuita hapo mbele ya assembly 😅
Picha ni safiiii, top notch production🔥💯
For A Moment iyo Ambulance imepita thought ni iyo RedFlag uyo Dem ya Mwenye Story aliona
What an epic way to start off the week😂
The tugokeraa tenee😂😢..kinatuhumble hukuu ....
Mkuru hizo ndevu zitafanya kws wakusake 😂😂😂
Si hata mnipee like jameni 😢
#ifikie mkuru that we a still waiting for part 2 ya undercover Qatar 🇶🇦 1:03
Hiyo juice yote inaachwa hapo naeza ichukulianga hapa kwa comments section?😀
kina ng'ombe flani tulikua tunawork nayo...akaambiwa na jamaa flani wanawork kwa county ati kuna pesa wangetaka kutuma kwa account yake awatolee awapatie... kijana alikubali...
😂😂😂😂😂uko na ujinga mkuu hiyo joke ya intro ni kali😂💯
My wife amekosana na mimi juu nafuatilia shows zako sana anasema atanilipia show yako moja nikuje unipigie tu story juu i have become addicted...Mkurugenzi imekua salamu kwa nyumba
Wisdom should have made him ask why they don't want transfers to their accounts only cash transactions. Pole kwake. The second scenario is unfortunate.
stii alisahau kuweka zile bits za dry joke hapo kwa perth 😂😂
Beautiful story good work much ❤ ❤ ❤ 🙏
Mkurugenzi unakuwanga genius wa jokes za hapo mwanzo mwanzo😂😂😂😂😂
Mkuru ati baba taifa anaingia kubadlisha boxer akitokaga😂. Anyway nitakutafuta niko na story noma
Truth watch dog is singing this song everyday but ppl ignore. Mkuruu tries all his best watu hawaskii sasa mnataka aje ???!!!!! People are wanting to get rich very fast it does not happen miraculously. Peace out.
Quite informative.Hii almost inifanyikie lakini nikaamua kuinvest in learning by myself
watu wanafanywa mbaya huku nje bana... Lots of love from The Barakas 😍🥰🥰🥰🥰
Elnino ya taxes😂😂😂, aty baba wetu anazuru country zingine😂😂, eeending with kama wako na prezo spare watupeee😂😂😂. Maaad 😘
Ni kama Sydney ameskusikia aki juu alikua kwa the New Zealand 😂
The cameraman and the editor mmerembesha huyu gathee ajab . Kazi safi wakuu
HII NAYO NI TRUE STORI IT HAPPENED LAST WEEK WANATAFUTA WALE WASEE WAKO MJUU WANAWAAMBIA WA CREATE AN ACCOUT FOR THEM KISHA WANATUMIWA PESA NA WATU AFTER KUWAAAMBIA WANAUZA SOME PRODUCTS AFTER GETTING THE MONEY HE OR SHE THEN SEND THE MONEY TO THAT PARTICULAR SCAMMERS IN KENYA AND AFTER DOING THIS SEVERALLY TIMES YOU WILL GET A NOTIFICATION MESSAGE SHOWING THAT YOUR PRODUCTS WAS NOT DELIVERED SO YOU HAVE TO RETURN THE MONEY AND THAT'S HOW YOU WILL REALISED YOU HAVE BEEN USED AS AN AGENT OF LAUNDRY
Mkuru thanks for entertaining us consistently, lakini tuko na dryspell ya "Headline Heaters " sana, Speaking for many 🤭
Prezzo wetu akienda majuu anasemaga hapendi kukaa ocha "Kenya" sana 😂
Mkurungenzi I would like you narrate this story about heaven’s gate cult
these geographical jokes of mkuru😆
Kukuruu si uongee that is my 2yo words.tuko rada mbaya😂😂😂 0:00 😂😂
Hapo minute 10.37 ish ukasema njamaa!😅 Ukambani memories zikanikumba🇿🇲🇰🇪♥️
I am so happy and exited
phews ,now relieved been waiting for a story from you
The first country with a visiting president 😂😂😂😂, Rais mtembezi😅
Mkuruu my role model💪💪have never understood how idle I am spending the whole day nkiskiza tu story za ii raia😂is he blessed in a way or he's using some kamba jujuu😂sounds abnormal to me coz cant run away ftom this dude kwanza apo kwa aviation wueeeh
Sasa mkuru long time 😂😂😂❤❤🎉
Navuta bangi nikiwatch mkuru na juice yangu apa kando na cheetos zangu kwa nyumba yangu
Mambo ni matatu...mkuu... mkuru na mkurugenzi
Mkuru chunga venye unaongelea nabii ama ukule maharagwe😅kazi safi...salimia salimo mwambie si mzuri akilala solo na hii baridi
Mkuru is laughing with good mannęrs 0:13 0:14 0:15 0:16 0:17 0:17 😂😂big up manze Jah Akubless tu sana❤🙏kwa kazi yako safi👍
Its hooooot ❤🎉...much love from apa CHUKA UNIVERSITY ❤..tunakuskizanga apa kwa system📻 tukiwa ploti😂😂😂😂😂