Alastor's "haha f**k you." line is just as hilarious here as in the actual show. And honestly, I could see them having this same argument too. I love their rivalry.
I don't believe for a second that this is the first time Alastor and Lucy have met. Hearing Al use profanity is GOLD. That "fuck you" was actually well delivered honestly, especially when coming from a character like Alastor.
Right? All the shit Al caused and Lucifer never came to see what the fuss was about? However it did seem like they hinted that he was basically secluded in his room making ducks.
Plus Alastor (a radio Demon that put his victims in his radio show.) was gone for 7 years and come back, than All of a sudden he decided to help Charlie and her ideas even though he also doesn't believe in the idea.
I like how you can tell he is genuinely pissed due to the fact that Alastor would never just cuss out of nowhere. He has some balls on Lucifer, really doesn’t care that he’s talking to the Lord of hell.
@@dhi4lv I think Lucifer and Alastor have bad blood and this isn't the first time they've met and they aren't tearing each other to shreds because Charlie is there
Or praise him for years i liked Pilot lilith more the new one is with lucifer split divorced got a redesign a bit upsetting they Made lilith powerhungry not happy married to lucifer so thats a Downgrade for sure
I just imagined. "Do my eyes deceive me…? Or is that… a cane?" (Thoughts) "This f** b*** has a cane. A CANE, A F** UGLY ONE AS WELL. I F** HATE THIS B*** AND THEIR S***. IT LOOKS LIKE DOG S*** AND IS F** HORRIBLE."
“I’ve always wanted to meet the BIG MAN. I wonder what he’s like?” *”I TALK TO DUCKS.”* OMG, I really love Lucifer. Charlie has such a fun dad. Those two are so alike to each other. And it’s hilarious Lucifer and Alastor are arguing over their canes. LOL
I like this idea that the only reason he hates lucifer is cause he has a cane, in fact, now I want to believe every victim of his just got killed for having a cooler cane than his
@@Tomotasauce Alastor’s list of reasons why he should hate the Vees: -New technology sucks. -Vox’s annoying. -Valvette acts like a child. -THAT MF OF VALENTINO HAS A COLLECTION OF CANES!!!!! ONLY I AM ALLOWED TO BE IN THE POSSESION OF CANES!!!! -Me and Vox have been rivals for a long time. -They’re all overlords, which means I need to take them out to get control. -VALENTINO SON OF A BITCH STILL HAS TOO MANY CANES!!!! I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL HIM-
Alastor is a really well used character, with him never swearing, this first time felt very impactful especially because he said it to the Lord of Hell lol. That's how swears are supposed to be used in series, it's all about the delivery.
@@arwing20maybe it’s bc they are residents of hell? Hmm where manners aren’t really relevant and swearing is the norm 🙄is so weird to critique and artists choice in delivery w/o understanding the context of the situation
Not every swear is supposed to have impact and gravitas. For some people, it’s just part of their speech patterns. Like how Angel Dust flips people off plenty of times, but when _Charlie_ does it, that’s how you know she’s genuinely irritated.
Alastor : I wonder what he’s like, probably really sophisticated like me… Lucifer : I CAN TALK TO DUCKS!! 😂😂😂😂😂 ( edit : holy sh!t this got a lot of likes in such a short amount of time..
Your Alastor impression is spot-on and hearing him and Lucifer argue about canes was great! "I TALK TO DUCKS" and "i'm the only demon in hell who should have a STICK" cracked me up!!
Once again the vibe is 100% accurate every time but yea it was also a treat to see Lucifer winning in the end and pretty much throwing humble pie in alastors face in a few moments.
@@hannahmetzger4880other person would be Husk but so long as his soul is bound to the contract with alastor he cant. I mean in the same episode he completely roasted alastor with one line to the point where we see alastor composure almost completely unravel.
I love Alastor genuinely loosing his mind in this inner monologue, talking about Lucifer’s cane as Lucifer just… vibes, honestly “This BITCH has a CANE” comedy gold
I audibly gasped when lucifer said that it wasnt a cane purely due to how much alastor had hyped up the cane significance. Also im officially deceased after the short jokes you had alastor say and i am now thoroughly dissapointed that he didnt say any in the episode
Love how this entire thing is just Alastor being tormented by a cane. Desperately struggling in a "mine is bigger than yours" compared to Luci himself. But then again he needs it to compensate for his short comings. And seeing Lucifer shows the apple doesn't fall far from the tree but it still hit Alastor harder than Isaac's epiphany with one. Love the broken banjo as soon as Luci destroys Alastor's glorious CANE in one sentence compared to his entire monologue.
Glad the "Fuck. You" stayed. It's such a great line and it goes well here. Definitely hatred towards Lucifer, But he is also trying to be a great dad and then Alastor comes in.
The way Lucifer was just coming in and Alastor saying “look at that sad excuse for a cane it doesn’t even have a eyeball on it!” I could feel the anger, I love this guy’s jokes and just the way he is in videos.
I like how Lucifer is one of the only characters that manages to push Alastor to the edge and make him lose his composure. Usually when Alastor is mad or annoyed he either makes a snarky comeback, makes a threat, or just brushes it off. But in this case, he was so annoyed and frustrated that he couldn't come up with a comeback, and threatening the Kind of Hell is extremely stupid. So he just said "Fvck you". I REALLY hope we see more of this because the slapfight between these two had me dying 😂😂
I love how these hazbin hotel videos you've made are literally 10xs funnier than the actual show. Like the show itself has made me chuckle at some parts, but these videos have made me laugh uncontrollably😂
i was so flabergasted from this ep, its like it wasnt Alastor at all, i mean, seeing him willingly hug and touch others out of his own will got my jaw dropped ngl
I wonder if Alastor had a daughter when he was alive. Maybe Charlie resembles her a little in naivety and sweetness so ...that explains whole this thing right here 😅😂
"NOPE! That is a microphone on a stand." "No. It is a cane, and it's better than yours." "OH PLEASE. It's just makes your annoying voice louder. HA HA HA" ""HA HA HA" I've killed with mine." "Cause I bet you couldn't do it yourself." "Your's is just a stupid apple." "HA HA! Well at least people like em." "HA HA! Fuck you."
Lucifer: (has a cane)
Alastor: And I took that VERY FUCKING PERSONALLY.
bro wasen't even original because Lucifer has had his longer
@@Mayo_Nayoo LMFAO
@@Mayo_Nayoo ayo 🤨🫵
@@madisonherman756 what? i spoke true
@@Mayo_Nayoothat's true Lucifer is way older than alastor 😂
"I am the only demon in this hotel who should have a STICK" cracked me up so bad:,)
What got me was the ‘sad excuse for a cane’ part
Same. I love how petty and obsessed he got over it! 🤣
Lol
Same
I laughed unreasonably hard at this
Alastor's "haha f**k you." line is just as hilarious here as in the actual show. And honestly, I could see them having this same argument too. I love their rivalry.
Agreed. It was so well delivered.
The only time alistor will probably swear
but they did have that argument thats why it's there
I love the rivalry and the line tomata!
I love how he still kept that line in their
Alastor saying "FUCK you" was the most shocking thing EVER
FR
It was hilarious tho!
FR I WAS LIKE:
*paused the episode*
*BREATHED SLOWLY*
Me: MHMH… ALASTOR WHAT THE FU-
FRRR I MY JAW DROPPED
Me: Oh he finally Cussed 😂😂😂
I don't believe for a second that this is the first time Alastor and Lucy have met. Hearing Al use profanity is GOLD. That "fuck you" was actually well delivered honestly, especially when coming from a character like Alastor.
Alastor has a voice actor you know?
That was great tomata and you're awesome as Alastor!
Right? All the shit Al caused and Lucifer never came to see what the fuss was about? However it did seem like they hinted that he was basically secluded in his room making ducks.
Yo this was funny AF
Plus Alastor (a radio Demon that put his victims in his radio show.) was gone for 7 years and come back, than All of a sudden he decided to help Charlie and her ideas even though he also doesn't believe in the idea.
I like how you can tell he is genuinely pissed due to the fact that Alastor would never just cuss out of nowhere. He has some balls on Lucifer, really doesn’t care that he’s talking to the Lord of hell.
Yeah, because charlie is there
Why is Alastor has some hatred towards Lucifer? Can anyone explain?
@@dhi4lv I think Lucifer and Alastor have bad blood and this isn't the first time they've met and they aren't tearing each other to shreds because Charlie is there
@@knowingbadger Thank you! :D
@@knowingbadgerwell Alastor is only an overlord, Lucifer has angel magic so he’s superior
Either Alastor had an unreliable dad himself or he’s been listening to Lilith badmouth him for seven years and that’s why he acted the way he did
Why not both?
Alastor was called a Mamas boy by Viv
No, he's just manipulative and trying to prevent a loss of control over charlie.
Actually he and Lucifer just don’t like each other.
Or praise him for years i liked Pilot lilith more the new one is with lucifer split divorced got a redesign a bit upsetting they Made lilith powerhungry not happy married to lucifer so thats a Downgrade for sure
I am willing to accept the headcanon that Alastor swears like a sailor in his head, but keeps it classy when he speaks out loud.
Oh yeah, this is fact, yep!
I just imagined.
"Do my eyes deceive me…? Or is that… a cane?"
(Thoughts) "This f** b*** has a cane. A CANE, A F** UGLY ONE AS WELL. I F** HATE THIS B*** AND THEIR S***. IT LOOKS LIKE DOG S*** AND IS F** HORRIBLE."
“I’ve always wanted to meet the BIG MAN. I wonder what he’s like?”
*”I TALK TO DUCKS.”*
OMG, I really love Lucifer. Charlie has such a fun dad. Those two are so alike to each other. And it’s hilarious Lucifer and Alastor are arguing over their canes. LOL
" take that depression! "
Lucifer and Stolas about to be sippin tea in supportive dads in hell
@@sabix2005is the ducks name Depression?
@@grandmasterg8572
Don’t forget Blitzø.
@@multiverse_media2023 Yeah almost forgot about him
0:15 "He doesn't seem too bad! He seems like a pretty chill guy!"
*Says while barely holding in his anger*
Said moments before confrontation.
Alastor said calmly
*he says with a twitchy eye*
"Haurdie haur haur, yeah, who are you?"
"I am the radio demon. A very powerful figure, as you can tell by the C.A.N.E"
Nope, that is a microphone on a stand
@@KeenanMoore-nh4gb it is a cane, and it's better then yours.
"Oh please it just makes you're annoying voice louder!"
Hahaha I killed with mine
@KarenTravis-u8s cuz I bet you couldn't do it yourself!
I like this idea that the only reason he hates lucifer is cause he has a cane, in fact, now I want to believe every victim of his just got killed for having a cooler cane than his
yeah I'll add that into my belief system
really hope they make this canon 😂
Oh, damn, headcanon for Everyone’s a Petty Idiot AU. 😂
Canes definitely used to be used by a lot of overlords before Alastor showed up
Canes definitely used to be used by a lot of overlords before Alastor showed up
1:12 That "Hardy har har" was delivered so well lmao
Har har har har 🐻
That’s exactly how he would deliver it in the actual show and I love that!
“I TALK TO DUCKS”
What a line to introduce Lucifer on. 😂
“Come on! Think Lucifer! This is your daughter! Don’t screw this up!”
I can totally believe that’s what was going through his head at this moment! 🤣
Bro delivered the “Fuck you” as well as the show. Then Lucifer’s inner monologue about trying not to screw up is so in character lol
''who the heck spat up the g r e e n?!?!'' every line is poetic comedy
0:26
I Am The Only Demon In This Hotel Who Should Have A *S T I C K*
Lmao 😂
"Aw hey kitty kitty!! ✨✨"
(Thanks for the timestamp. I love that Alastor line 😂)
You mean the thing we use to beat our w-
@@jamminoutrexan5474”Look at that sad excuse for a cane! It doesn’t even have an eyeball on it!”
"well well look at this place- uh.. huh uh? Its-its got a ma- MIND: THINK LUCIFER THIS IS YOUR DAUGHTER DONT SCREW THIS UP
Its very red.."
I love the fact Alastor is just pissed because Lucifer has a cane, as well. Absolutely _nothing_ else. It's wonderfully petty.
Lucifer has a Caine.
Alastor: There can only be one.
...he has a sentient AI ringmaster whose head is a pair of dentures and two mishmashed eyeballs?
There could be only OOOnnnne!...ayee (drunk scottish noises)
When will Caine get a cane
@@lorddumb21 he has one
@@caitlinabbott7895 hell yea, caine's cane
Fun fact: According to Vivziepop, Valentino is the type of demon who would have a collection of canes.
Oh Alastor would KICK HIS ASS😂
@@Tomotasaucethere can only be one
@@Tomotasauce good
@@TomotasauceAnd lose to Lucifer.
@@Tomotasauce Alastor’s list of reasons why he should hate the Vees:
-New technology sucks.
-Vox’s annoying.
-Valvette acts like a child.
-THAT MF OF VALENTINO HAS A COLLECTION OF CANES!!!!! ONLY I AM ALLOWED TO BE IN THE POSSESION OF CANES!!!!
-Me and Vox have been rivals for a long time.
-They’re all overlords, which means I need to take them out to get control.
-VALENTINO SON OF A BITCH STILL HAS TOO MANY CANES!!!! I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL HIM-
1:19 to be fair Lucifer’s cane is an apple on a stick
At least people likes em
-Lucifer
Alastor is a really well used character, with him never swearing, this first time felt very impactful especially because he said it to the Lord of Hell lol. That's how swears are supposed to be used in series, it's all about the delivery.
Its a pity Vizie lacks the same subtlety with 90% of the other characters she's ever written
@@arwing20maybe it’s bc they are residents of hell? Hmm where manners aren’t really relevant and swearing is the norm 🙄is so weird to critique and artists choice in delivery w/o understanding the context of the situation
I kind of wish it took a little longer for him to swear! It's been what, 2 hours screentime for the show, imagine the shock if it happened even later
Not every swear is supposed to have impact and gravitas. For some people, it’s just part of their speech patterns. Like how Angel Dust flips people off plenty of times, but when _Charlie_ does it, that’s how you know she’s genuinely irritated.
@@arwing20
Subtlety isn’t always a good thing.
Alastor : I wonder what he’s like, probably really sophisticated like me…
Lucifer : I CAN TALK TO DUCKS!!
😂😂😂😂😂
( edit : holy sh!t this got a lot of likes in such a short amount of time..
I was going to like this comment, but I saw that the likes were perfectly balanced at 666, so I’m not going to ruin that.
You know Lucifer is the King when he's even able to make Alastor Swear
Lucifer is one of my favorite characters in the show lol
"Take that depression!"
Your Alastor impression is spot-on and hearing him and Lucifer argue about canes was great! "I TALK TO DUCKS" and "i'm the only demon in hell who should have a STICK" cracked me up!!
" I'm the only daemon in this hotel that can have a STICK" 🤣💀😭
"Look at that sad excuse for a cane, it doesn't even have an eyeball on it!"
I love it!
1:25
Bruh the zoom in killed me
0:55 “NOPE! THAT’S A- THAT’S A NOPE FROM ME, ACTUALLY!!” has me wheezing WAY harder than i thought it would 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The shade thrown by Alastor about Lucifer's hight is great. Same with the cane measuring contest lol
Once again the vibe is 100% accurate every time but yea it was also a treat to see Lucifer winning in the end and pretty much throwing humble pie in alastors face in a few moments.
I believe that Lucifer is the only one who could _genuinely_ beat Alastor in a roasting match. 🤣😂.
@@hannahmetzger4880other person would be Husk but so long as his soul is bound to the contract with alastor he cant. I mean in the same episode he completely roasted alastor with one line to the point where we see alastor composure almost completely unravel.
“I am the only demon in this hotel that should have a stick.”
Excuse me what 🤨
The, "I'm the only demon here who should have a stick" line was finominal. Love it tomota
I find this hilarious that Alastor only has beef with Lucifer just because he too also has a cane lol
I love Alastor genuinely loosing his mind in this inner monologue, talking about Lucifer’s cane as Lucifer just… vibes, honestly
“This BITCH has a CANE” comedy gold
OH MY GOD! The voice for Lucifer sounds damn near close to the actual voice actor this is amazing😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love how he kept the “haha fuck you”
I love how Alastor keeps poking fun at Lucifer’s height!😂😂
Man these videos are the perfect thing to watch while waiting for the last two hazbin hotel episodes to drop
I already can't wait. I'm obsessed, help-
I audibly gasped when lucifer said that it wasnt a cane purely due to how much alastor had hyped up the cane significance.
Also im officially deceased after the short jokes you had alastor say and i am now thoroughly dissapointed that he didnt say any in the episode
Completely captured the entire energy of that seem in the episode
The iconic "F you" line by Alastor! X'D
Love how this entire thing is just Alastor being tormented by a cane. Desperately struggling in a "mine is bigger than yours" compared to Luci himself.
But then again he needs it to compensate for his short comings.
And seeing Lucifer shows the apple doesn't fall far from the tree but it still hit Alastor harder than Isaac's epiphany with one.
Love the broken banjo as soon as Luci destroys Alastor's glorious CANE in one sentence compared to his entire monologue.
I never noticed till now but Alastor wiped his hand off on his shirt after Shaking Lucifer's Cane. The Amount of Disrespect is Unreal!
I will not stoop down to such levels with touching some sad excuse of a cane
“I AM THE ONLY DEMON THAT SHOULD HAVE A STICK IN THIS HOTEL!”
💀
ALASTOR WAS REALLY STARTING SHIT WITH LUCIFER😭😭
Glad the "Fuck. You" stayed. It's such a great line and it goes well here. Definitely hatred towards Lucifer,
But he is also trying to be a great dad and then Alastor comes in.
🤣 you captured the energy in that scene so perfectly
I love how charlies dad is way more savage with his insults in this video 😂
WHY IS THIS SO CRIMINALLY GOOD IT ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE THEIR VOICES OML 🤣😂😂😂😂😂!!
The way Lucifer was just coming in and Alastor saying “look at that sad excuse for a cane it doesn’t even have a eyeball on it!” I could feel the anger, I love this guy’s jokes and just the way he is in videos.
I love how well this portrays the kind of thoughts he would have to develop beef with him that quickly.
Im glad you kept the "F*ck you" in this dub, it was one of my favorite parts in this ep! Lol
If I didn’t know better I’d swear that “fuck you” was taken directly from the show, how are your dubs *_this_* consistently hysterical 😂
This conversation was probably the third most cared about thing Lucifer has experienced in the past two thousand years.
To be honest, your version of their back and forth was better than the original! I'm dying XD
If I hadn’t watched the episode I might believe this is authentic lmao it’s so good
“Hardy har har, WHO ARE YOU?” Had me dying 😭😭
That voice acting is top notch, cracked me up real good! Especially the jokes about Lucifer. Great job!
His face 😂😂😂😂😂 0:48 This video soo funny lol
“I TALK TO DUCKS.”
Yes sir, indeed you do
"I am the only demon allowed to have a stick!"
Alastor -2024
You know, based on what the show has giving us so far, I'm willing to believe Alastor's whole beef with Lucifer is just a cane-messuring contest lmao
I like how Lucifer is one of the only characters that manages to push Alastor to the edge and make him lose his composure. Usually when Alastor is mad or annoyed he either makes a snarky comeback, makes a threat, or just brushes it off. But in this case, he was so annoyed and frustrated that he couldn't come up with a comeback, and threatening the Kind of Hell is extremely stupid. So he just said "Fvck you". I REALLY hope we see more of this because the slapfight between these two had me dying 😂😂
Tomota never dissappoints
This answered my question on the beef between Alastor and Lucifer. Thank you so much for the very detailed explanation😂
Alastor ( Fuck you ).
Lucifer ( You couldn't afford too ).
I love how these hazbin hotel videos you've made are literally 10xs funnier than the actual show. Like the show itself has made me chuckle at some parts, but these videos have made me laugh uncontrollably😂
The fact that the most powerful being in hell is shorter than Alastor…and his own daughter…is honestly kinda hilarious
Lucifer: who are you?
Alastor: Alastor
Lucifer: nope! That’s a-that’s a nope from me actually!
Time stamp: 0:54
I don't understand that joke...
Please explain to me😭
Alastor: I AM THE ONLY DEMON IN THIS HOTEL WHO SHOULD HAVE A STICK!!!!
ME: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The fact that both alastor and Lucifer have the exact same style is honestly hilarious 😭💀
i was so flabergasted from this ep, its like it wasnt Alastor at all, i mean, seeing him willingly hug and touch others out of his own will got my jaw dropped ngl
"IM THE ONLY DEMON IN THIS HOTEL WHO HAS A STICK" and the iconic "F**k you" was awesome and funny
Okay to anyone who watches this pause it at exactly 1:01 for a good laugh😂
Nifty looks so happy :D
@@Kiwi_Draws Yeah
Sir pentous wants that apple cane
Alastor: *teleports*
Lucifer: ‘Nope! That is- that is a nope for me actually.’
Jfc 😂 that’s adorable and hilarious
I still don't understand this joke 😭
@@loniiei you have my pity 😞
@@Hexalys13 explain to me 😭😭😭😭😭
I don't understand either🥲
“I’m the am the only demon in this hotel who should have a STICK!”
✨iM tHe oNlY dEMoN iN tHis HoTel tHaT sHoUlD hAvE a sTiK✨🤣
Also jeluosy explained😂🎉
I wonder if Alastor had a daughter when he was alive. Maybe Charlie resembles her a little in naivety and sweetness so ...that explains whole this thing right here 😅😂
I love that the f you was so out of context that the video didn’t even have to replace it with something else
God I kinda hope the actual reason Alastor dislikes Lucifer IS because of the cane lol
Given his hatred of TVs I feel he would be that petty
Cane Wars: The Devil vs The Radio Demon! 🍎⚔️🎙️
HOW IS YOUR ALASTOR VOICE SO ACCURATE AND SPOT ON!!!
LMAO! Why are these so good!? And Alastor getting jealous over Lucifer's cane makes too much sense. XD
Bro really nailed the interaction between Lucifer and alastor
Lucifer: talking to ducks, being depressed and awkward
Me: That’s a mood Gabriella
0:01 octo expansion!!! I'm such a big splatoon fan so when I hear any song from splatoon it makes me freak out
"I have a VERY high ranking here as you can tell from the CANE."
Ngl these canes started world war 3-
I forgot how close alastor was at this moment😂 0:14
These jokes could be safely added to the episode itself due to their relevance xDD
I love how friendly Lucifer is
Sure their canes are cool, but my sibling's can fold to TRAVEL SIZE so it's objectively the coolest
"NOPE! That is a microphone on a stand."
"No. It is a cane, and it's better than yours."
"OH PLEASE. It's just makes your annoying voice louder. HA HA HA"
""HA HA HA" I've killed with mine."
"Cause I bet you couldn't do it yourself."
"Your's is just a stupid apple."
"HA HA! Well at least people like em."
"HA HA! Fuck you."
I like that Lucifers staff has an apple symboling the forbitten fruit and that he was the one who brought sin on earth
I’m pretty sure Alastor is one of the few demons to antagonize Lucifer and get away with it
Why is this the best thing I've ever seen?
The cut after “F*ck you.” Was 🤌🏻 chef’s kiss 🤌🏻
Alastor:I've killed with my cane
Lucifer:I created hell with mine