Mario 64 but it's unnecessarily realistic

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 31 มี.ค. 2021
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  • @eXtremeLink859
    @eXtremeLink859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    this doesn't even feel like an April Fool's joke, just a normal Kaze video

  • @zeroDFound
    @zeroDFound 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Where's the eye cancer inducing lightning? Fix it before Miyamoto-san starts flipping tables in anger again

  • @alexc4924
    @alexc4924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Just like in real life, running through spinny hearts doesn't do a damn thing

  • @calebwirt2703
    @calebwirt2703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    *goes onto map with no water*
    guess ill die then

  • @DiabolicalSituation
    @DiabolicalSituation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I love how the texture for Mario's eyes are placed in the wrong way

  • @DAGzex
    @DAGzex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Nintendo hired this man.

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Kaze I'm scared

  • @dimentio9833
    @dimentio9833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    realistic yoshi pfp is finally going to be in mario

  • @ExtemTheHedgehogLol
    @ExtemTheHedgehogLol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    MAKE A MODEL'S TEXTURES LOOK REALISTIC
    WITH NO REGARD FOR ART STYLE OR THE AESTHETIC
    OHHHH CRANK THE BLOOM AND THEN
    IT'LL REALLY LOOK NEXT-GEN
    THIS MAN HE REALLY TRULY IS A GENIUS

  • @evdestroy4121
    @evdestroy4121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    On one hand this is a pretty funny April Fools Joke and on the other hand I find it hilarious how he's bashing the fact that the super nice PC port has only been used for texture packs and HQ models, instead of actually using the added power to do new cool things with the engine.

  • @3three3three3three
    @3three3three3three 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    i was expecting to be jumpscared by a realistic chainchomp

  • @enthusiasticgamer88
    @enthusiasticgamer88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Honestly Nintendo has not satiated my hunger for realistic Mario games."

  • @jakeroo123
    @jakeroo123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    For some reason, the part I find most interesting is the realistic gravity.
    It's a humorous reminder of why platformers don't do that and using roughly four times Earth's gravity is the norm.

    • @jakeroo123
      @jakeroo123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheDream64 Yes. Mario's normal acceleration due to gravity is 36 meters per second squared in Super Mario 64, much higher than a realistic 9.8 m/s². In some other Mario games, gravity can be as much as 54 m/s².
      It looks like he's on the moon because of the expectation he should land quickly from a jump, which is why platformers use such high values for gravity. It's a bit of game design I find rather interesting.

    • @TheDream64
      @TheDream64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jakeroo123 I can see it now. What helped me is remembering that mario is jumping like 7 meters in the air - of course it would take a while to fall, lol. Thanks for explaining :)

  • @MishKoz
    @MishKoz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    thisis what LAZZY nintedno SHOULD OF done for 3d allstars... if they hired kaze..maybe it woulf be worth the $69 😡😡

  • @Emelgee
    @Emelgee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Last time I was this early, 2b2t's spawn still had natural terrain.

    • @ENCHANTMEN_
      @ENCHANTMEN_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The oldest anarchy server in minecraft?

    • @TommyBKWL
      @TommyBKWL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shut up you aren't funny

    • @batteryram667
      @batteryram667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AKASH_TN I know he was rude, but this might make you a target, because that isn't how r/wooosh is used.

  • @rosstronaut
    @rosstronaut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nintendo: Executes Mario 03/31
    Kaze: Saves Mario 04/01
    Thank you Based Kaze :)

  • @AlbaCOR3
    @AlbaCOR3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This looks so realistic I can't believe you made these graphics all on your own props man.

  • @M-Reh
    @M-Reh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Das ist realistischer als jedes Last of us

    • @thenightjackal8876
      @thenightjackal8876 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      dutch 😱😱

    • @thenightjackal8876
      @thenightjackal8876 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Daliyasincsgxs〈3 I know it’s German. German is spelled “deutsch” and it looks like dutch

  • @pauluigi60
    @pauluigi60 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:17 Something about the timing and delivery of this makes me laugh every single time. I don't know why.

  • @BloopersINCjr
    @BloopersINCjr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Finally a good April fools joke...

  • @Aurukel
    @Aurukel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Red Dead Redemption 3 looks awesome

  • @grangychannel8599
    @grangychannel8599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Toads face really look scary XD

  • @GuerreiroAventureiro
    @GuerreiroAventureiro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:51 kaze: im not gonna beat this piece of shit
    me: well i bet SimpleFlips will since last time he beated mario 64 1st person mode

  • @davetheanimerock5948
    @davetheanimerock5948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was hoping the goombas would be that one picture of a hyper realistic goomba with spider legs

  • @vgf64-27
    @vgf64-27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow man, amazing Playstation 7 quality graphics!!1!1!

  • @cecillewolters1995
    @cecillewolters1995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You bet Imma gonna play this on my UlTrA 4K hD tV
    These graphics are the sharpest I've ever seen!
    It literally cut my eye
    I'm crying, send help

    • @KazeN64
      @KazeN64  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      am busy crying myself

  • @ZorgOficial
    @ZorgOficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing Kaze!! You are Crack. Grettings :)

  • @ZXMany
    @ZXMany 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This made me cry of laughter, this is so beautiful 😂 Keep living out your artistic visions! :D

  • @KoKoKen
    @KoKoKen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Whoa, nice graphics! Just like the arcade!

  • @sam4gaming135
    @sam4gaming135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is what luigi sees after curing his terminal 7

  • @edwardsmith3022
    @edwardsmith3022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It looks like Mario ripped the face off of another Mario and is wearing it as a mask

  • @Dwhatever
    @Dwhatever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i love you kaze, you deserve to get hired by someone

  • @PxlDev
    @PxlDev 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I ALMOST GOT AN HEARTH ATTACK WHEN YOU SHOWED MARIOS FACE.
    Its beautiful...

  • @greob
    @greob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is actually great, I would play this version over the original!

  • @mintyeye1203
    @mintyeye1203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kaze really outdid himself with this one

  • @thedestoryer21
    @thedestoryer21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ngl, the goombas look amazing

  • @David-pz4gy
    @David-pz4gy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Did you add realistic fall damage and the ability to break bones?

  • @TheRandomGuyTheFarNoGameCat
    @TheRandomGuyTheFarNoGameCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I live in New Zealand so this released on the 2nd for me. So I didn't realize it was an April Fools video for longer than I'm willing to admit 😅

  • @supervitu64
    @supervitu64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is perfect nightmare fuel.

  • @jahuhahu
    @jahuhahu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this would make for a cool hard mode mario 64

  • @DrNo64
    @DrNo64 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The most realistic part about this video is his not the textures, but his reaction to them. Seriously. people act like Nintendo intended this but ironically ignore the artistic intent of the textures.

  • @IkeMaster11
    @IkeMaster11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    nintendo, HIRE THIS MAN!

  • @SpaceLandslip
    @SpaceLandslip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kaze, someone will probably play this

  • @Mixraker45
    @Mixraker45 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes give me this beautifully faced zero gravity mario

  • @FlameLFH
    @FlameLFH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kaze hired himself

  • @tunafishsandwich3720
    @tunafishsandwich3720 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is beautiful

  • @derpy1312
    @derpy1312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Super Mario 64 but with the haunting valley

  • @dearestreject
    @dearestreject 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jokes aside, I haven't heard Secret Agent Man in ages.

  • @Dededevastating
    @Dededevastating 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This would be really interesting to speedrun

  • @massimotavani9913
    @massimotavani9913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How did you keep a straight face through this? Are you SANE?

  • @gexgecko8499
    @gexgecko8499 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Asking Nintendo to hire you was a nice touch.

  • @jacksonpercy8044
    @jacksonpercy8044 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Those coins legitimately look good. Nintendo, hire this man.

  • @brendonot333
    @brendonot333 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    There wasnt any hyper realistic deer, nintendo dont hire this man

  • @Dracomut
    @Dracomut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Making fun of “real is brown” games will never get old

  • @Griffodo
    @Griffodo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    first i thought it was a april fool thing, but man i can't figure out how you got all this brain to do such amazing mario 64 mods/romhacks

  • @sox1590
    @sox1590 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel like this man just has way too much power

  • @its_heeho
    @its_heeho 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Woah! Look at those graphics!

  • @ThreeMs1989
    @ThreeMs1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Bob-Omb Battlefield theme is Johnny Rivers' Secret Agent Man without a doubt.

  • @AwesomeTingle
    @AwesomeTingle 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    the one true god of mario 64 has spoken

  • @undeadprinceofchaos3731
    @undeadprinceofchaos3731 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well that’s ONE way to traumatize someone by ruining childhood memories

  • @BushFan647
    @BushFan647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this will be mario in 2000

  • @ygvald8228
    @ygvald8228 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Still, that the proof that it's not because it's in 4K 120fps that it's beautiful

  • @janitoalevic
    @janitoalevic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's 2021, Mario is already real and graphics epic

  • @mitchmanexe243
    @mitchmanexe243 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That music made it so much better.

  • @funnyarc
    @funnyarc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No joke, those coins actually look pretty nice.

    • @KazeN64
      @KazeN64  3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      thanks i made them in 5 minutes

    • @jacksonpercy8044
      @jacksonpercy8044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@KazeN64 5 minutes well spent.

  • @chaosangel123
    @chaosangel123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best model ever

  • @jamesesw
    @jamesesw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    almost didn't recognize you with a shirt on.

  • @Sm4shy1337
    @Sm4shy1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the toad lmao

  • @rooglin_the_goblin
    @rooglin_the_goblin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    you know in the chaos edition of mario 64 some times textures become toad... look at the realistic toad you will understand

  • @toypikachutheoctoling6029
    @toypikachutheoctoling6029 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mario 64 in 4K high resolution nice

  • @theshinyglaceon5969
    @theshinyglaceon5969 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am soo fucking mindfucked
    When he says he can import his favorite songs into the game
    Im literally watching the spy next door on my second monitor and both play the same music

  • @zandross
    @zandross 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I needed an rtx9020 and a kidney to run this 12k 5DD realistic game 🥵👌

  • @Camtcan
    @Camtcan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok but why is Kaze a Chad

  • @yeehaw8089
    @yeehaw8089 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    could you make a mod where whenever Mario jumps, he enters the fallen over in the air state, like when he gets hit in midair by something, and when you land, you take fall damage regardless of height? that would make a really fun challenge run haha

  • @prorambler8605
    @prorambler8605 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My emulator refuses to run this? Says there's an access violation in the graphics plugin
    I can run other N64 roms but for some reason this gives trouble

  • @bryanguegan4006
    @bryanguegan4006 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    He looks exhausted... Don't work too much mate...

  • @ElevatedChillz
    @ElevatedChillz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    lmao toads face is def a mood

  • @Macroy64
    @Macroy64 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    this will be mario in 9

  • @holly1528
    @holly1528 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    4k mario

  • @KLGB76
    @KLGB76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nintendo told us that Mario would die today.

  • @captaincrumb
    @captaincrumb 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now all we need to do is compile this mod on to sm64pcbuilder2.

  • @goblin7762
    @goblin7762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So life-like 😍😍

  • @VideoJamesNZ
    @VideoJamesNZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL! This is awesome! Game of the Year! 😂

  • @mikeyX101
    @mikeyX101 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Toad's face should've been Simple's face.

  • @fernandoed1517
    @fernandoed1517 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every mario64 texture pack

  • @fders938
    @fders938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Where did you get the leaked SM65 beta from?

  • @diggydiggyhole-fan
    @diggydiggyhole-fan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know it's bad when the creator calls their work "piece of shit".
    What's next? "I modded my life into the game"

  • @tulpenbambus
    @tulpenbambus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's actually very good 😊

  • @struggleplay8436
    @struggleplay8436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How can you stay that serious XD...

  • @SuperJavaMan7
    @SuperJavaMan7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmaao REALISM

  • @justinmraap
    @justinmraap 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is what happens when Nintendo keeps Super Mario 3D All Stars on the eShop after March 31st

  • @willderp1425
    @willderp1425 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    UM, WHO THE CRAP IS THIS MARIO MAN??!!! WHAT DID THEY DO TO LUIGI????!!!! THIS IS SUPER 64 AFTER ALL!!!!!!!

  • @PhantomBane
    @PhantomBane 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's like Death Stranding but with good controls

  • @Subby_1
    @Subby_1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    MY EYES

  • @knaveytchannel1048
    @knaveytchannel1048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "This is what SM64 will look like in 10 years:" in a nutshell
    Btw nice April Fools joke

  • @formerlymax
    @formerlymax 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    simpleflips needs to speedrun it

  • @Scott...
    @Scott... 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    POV: you have a free trial of unreal engine

  • @bcbboard1475
    @bcbboard1475 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey. You said the best way to communicate with you is twitch chat or twitter DMs. Do you stream often? When do you stream?

  • @giovanniferreira581
    @giovanniferreira581 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Basically *The Sims 64*

  • @Raylightsen
    @Raylightsen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh, Kaze is a troll too. Thats nice.