Kyle Can't Play Basketball - SOUTH PARK

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  • @southpark
    @southpark  3 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    Watch full episodes of South Park: cart.mn/episodes

    • @unbreakableunion
      @unbreakableunion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So Season 24 won't start until sometime in 2022?

    • @mgmstudioserviceskajang6699
      @mgmstudioserviceskajang6699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      South Park Season 24 Episode 3 Please!!!😃

    • @mattkeeler7385
      @mattkeeler7385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I bet you wrote the bad word youtube censors "JOO" but changed it to kyle lol friggin censorship Gods. I hope you make an episode on how bad the censorship is

    • @aaronlucena2255
      @aaronlucena2255 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@unbreakableunion no

    • @aaronlucena2255
      @aaronlucena2255 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Season 24 is coming in September 2021

  • @Rkay421
    @Rkay421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4969

    Cartman is so caught off guard that Kyle agreed with him he feels defeated

    • @inquiry4680
      @inquiry4680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      fr doe

    • @masterblaster2678
      @masterblaster2678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +345

      He gets off on making Kyle pissed, when Kyle is so depressed that he doesn't fight back or get angry, he doesn't see any point in picking on him.

    • @DarrenClaw2010
      @DarrenClaw2010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@masterblaster2678 Good for Cartman

    • @andrewjbrave1370
      @andrewjbrave1370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@masterblaster2678 Yeah it the best bullying hack

    • @schoudh
      @schoudh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Other than ignoring them, agreeing with someone trolling you is the next best thing.

  • @ScorpionStrike7
    @ScorpionStrike7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5631

    Love how Kenny tried to comfort Kyle

    • @JR-dr2db
      @JR-dr2db 3 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      Sometimes silent comfort helps because some people wouldn’t be in the mood to hear it from anyone.

    • @dabs.47
      @dabs.47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      So did cartman in a way

    • @wilfredocolunga1681
      @wilfredocolunga1681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Kenny is a true friend

    • @Aaron-vq2sg
      @Aaron-vq2sg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Bless kenny McCormick!

    • @Garrus1995
      @Garrus1995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      It was a truly heartwarming gesture. Kenny recognizes that his friend has just had his dream crushed and with one small act of compassion tries to remind him that he still has his friends to lean on in bad times. He’s a good friend.

  • @XtotheK
    @XtotheK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6701

    To this day I cannot even think about Kyle's "knees" exploding without squeaming in discomfort. By far one of South Parks most underrated visual gags.

    • @alonesssheen3388
      @alonesssheen3388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      Gerald’s dolphin look gave me the creep as well

    • @beaniehq5887
      @beaniehq5887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@alonesssheen3388 oh I member gerald 🍇

    • @thericeman9252
      @thericeman9252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Same ,my least favorite episode to be honest

    • @BadBoyZeropuqGamingAnimation
      @BadBoyZeropuqGamingAnimation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Your pretty right that really creeped me out a bunch.

    • @JoseRamirez-et5di
      @JoseRamirez-et5di 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Dude fr i think everyone cringed when his knees exploded

  • @Multifire
    @Multifire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4499

    In all seriousness, telling people they don't have the physical gifts for a sport must be really hard.

    • @trevoris18
      @trevoris18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      Though physicality really only starts to eclipse work ethic at the college level. And by then you kinda see the writing on the wall

    • @janinebelleestrada7096
      @janinebelleestrada7096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      I was told I didn’t have the physical abilities to become an actual soldier in the army. I left and never came back but they kept sending me letters that I was the best at handling guns and first aid and they want people like me lmao. After all what they said to me. My passion for the army died when they told me I wasn’t enough to become a whole soldier xD hahhah

    • @DarkOmegaMK2
      @DarkOmegaMK2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@janinebelleestrada7096 "Hey you're really good ah handling guns n shit, wanna join the army and become our ammo bitch?"

    • @Nonexistentbystanderhere
      @Nonexistentbystanderhere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@janinebelleestrada7096 they could've used your help dude

    • @Nonexistentbystanderhere
      @Nonexistentbystanderhere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Kira war is different
      it would be badass if it was sport but war holds the lives of millions

  • @cultofthevoid5677
    @cultofthevoid5677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2069

    Cartman wasn't sad due to sympathy for Kyle, he was sad because he couldn't get an angry reaction out of Kyle.

    • @fluffykitty7480
      @fluffykitty7480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Eric did show sympathy for Kyle multiple times so how do you even know?

    • @Chizzle69420
      @Chizzle69420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      I disagree. I feel he was sad for Kyle and wanted to cheer him up in the only way he knew: edging Kyle on until he hit him. Just doesn't always work.

    • @Zoloft77
      @Zoloft77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know. How dare he take the pleasure off Cartman ripping into him!!! The Kippah Wearing Fuck!
      (inhales more glue)

    • @City-wj3qv
      @City-wj3qv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      dont you say? bra we all know

    • @globurim
      @globurim ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Obviously, he literally said thats no fun.

  • @snakeson9246
    @snakeson9246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +955

    Just wanna point out Kenny was the best friend there. He didn't say anything, didn't try to pick Kyle up or point out an condescending silver lining, he just put his hand on Kyle's shoulder in a "Hang in there buddy, I'll be here when you need me" kind of way.

    • @jesuschrist69
      @jesuschrist69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Kenny is the pure one in the group. Even though all he thinks about is sex.

    • @eoFelipeh
      @eoFelipeh ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@jesuschrist69 yeah but just on his house, out of, his mind aren't so corrupted about s3x he just think about his friend. I don't think being addicted to s3x could make a kid looks so pure as kenny looks.

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This implies that there is only one way to comfort someone.

    • @djpegao
      @djpegao ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kenny has always be the most mature of them

    • @waves2378
      @waves2378 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes, Kenny is a s3x addict, but he’s also a good friend, and a very good older brother. Friendly reminder that Kenny, the boy that became addicted to cat piss, is also his sister Karen’s guardian angel in the form of Mysterion. Even when he had a job, he used he money he made to buy her a doll.

  • @axesoccer7887
    @axesoccer7887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3872

    Surprised that Kyle’s dad didn’t sue the team for committing a hate crime.

    • @sabreejohnson1551
      @sabreejohnson1551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Same here, facts

    • @professorchaos5058
      @professorchaos5058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      If he did we wouldn't of gotten him as a dolphin 🤣🤣🤣

    • @oneandonlyjark
      @oneandonlyjark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@professorchaos5058"wouldn't of gotten him..."
      "wouldn't have got(ten) him as a dolphin" or "wouldn't have had him [portrayed] as a dolphin" or similar re-wordings. ftfy

    • @professorchaos5058
      @professorchaos5058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@oneandonlyjark grammar Nazi

    • @evilcommunistpicklerick3175
      @evilcommunistpicklerick3175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@professorchaos5058 You made a mistake, accept it

  • @mitskireal
    @mitskireal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    Kenny comforting Kyle was wholesome tbh

    • @fluffykitty7480
      @fluffykitty7480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Stan was by far more wholesome. At least he said something

    • @mizumism
      @mizumism ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ❤❤❤

    • @c0mf0rta61ynum6
      @c0mf0rta61ynum6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@fluffykitty7480 You know the phrase "actions speak louder than words"? Kenny's actions are a very good example of that.

    • @fluffykitty7480
      @fluffykitty7480 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@c0mf0rta61ynum6 no they aren't because that's usually about "doing something, instead of just saying that you're gonna do it"
      And just simple touch on the shoulder probably isn't gonna help as much because it seemed like he doesn't know what he could say to comfort him

    • @twitchingman
      @twitchingman ปีที่แล้ว

      @@c0mf0rta61ynum6 kenny could’ve atleast said something, a simple pat on the back does not help no one

  • @yao052
    @yao052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4141

    It's always funny when Cartman's stereotypes is proven right in South Park.

    • @отпирайте
      @отпирайте 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Funniest one was jews dont have rhytm in s3e1

    • @teoariesda5371
      @teoariesda5371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      the funniest part is when he asked Token to play bass because he was black.

    • @AttilatheThrilla
      @AttilatheThrilla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@teoariesda5371 Get the bass guitar from your basement Token!! 🤣🤣

    • @5usp3c7
      @5usp3c7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This stereotype doesn't seem exclusive to Jews.

    • @yggdrasil3
      @yggdrasil3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I mean, it's more the racist coach sharing his prejudices.

  • @davidpeters2625
    @davidpeters2625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    Fun fact:The Idea of Kyle playing basketball came from when Trey Parker wanting to play for the Denver Broncos, as a kid

  • @yagurlains
    @yagurlains 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    I love how the other kids playing basketball were taller than Kyle and actually looked like the real height of real-life children, and meanwhile there's Kyle:smol.

    • @PBLightning145
      @PBLightning145 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No

    • @Anonymous-kj5ms
      @Anonymous-kj5ms ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Aren't they high school teens?

    • @yagurlains
      @yagurlains ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Anonymous-kj5ms Huh. I'm sorry, I thought they were around Kyle's age.

    • @KPepper.
      @KPepper. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@yagurlainsna u right they would be in 10A basketball

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2035

    The most gruesome part of this episode was the fact that Kyle went onto have surgery and did a "reverse Michael Jackson", just so he could compete in the sport

    • @vexxama
      @vexxama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      That exploding knee scene still makes me cringe

    • @ekscholl
      @ekscholl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@vexxama you beat me to it 😆

    • @H-Real_8
      @H-Real_8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      only to end up with his knees exploding which made it even more gruesome

    • @ryanrayner610
      @ryanrayner610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How are you everywhere- Istg you're like the new mustache guy

    • @SteveRogers0768
      @SteveRogers0768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Nah, to me Gerald becoming a dolphin was far more horrifying.

  • @scarlettox
    @scarlettox ปีที่แล้ว +152

    0:50 HIS LITTLE RUN💀💀

    • @moonavnue
      @moonavnue ปีที่แล้ว +7

      help 😭😭 i laughed way too hard at that

    • @cutearmy0613
      @cutearmy0613 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bro it was you🤣

  • @RD210
    @RD210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    Cartman said it best "Jesus , that's no fun"

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you thought Kyle could play basket ball you thought wrong🤣🤣🤣

  • @NamekFreakazoid
    @NamekFreakazoid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    Cartman actually looked sad for kyle before he started making fun of him

    • @arandomsupra
      @arandomsupra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      He was doing that on purpose to make him less depressed in some way

    • @gideonmele1556
      @gideonmele1556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Cartman was trying to rip on him to distract him from the downer moment, get mad at him and deflect the moment. Not necessarily in an altruistic manner but we see that Cartman can’t function properly without making fun of Kyle (and real downer moments that he didn’t cause probably kills the moment for him)

    • @MauiWowieOwie
      @MauiWowieOwie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@gideonmele1556 Cartman thrives off ripping on people, especially Kyle, and them getting mad and fighting back. Like the episode where Kyle's family moves to SanFran and Stan tells that, "you know without Kyle to rip on you're going to start to miss him." Cartman doesn't believe him and rips on Butters instead who just agrees with whatever he said which frustrates him. He even goes to great lengths to save Kyle and his family because he needs him.

    • @Mezzy..
      @Mezzy.. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@gideonmele1556 now that I think about it I think you're right. Either Cartman's way of comforting kyle was getting him to be distracted by getting mad at him instead,
      or he was just trying to get a rise out of him for selfish reasons, like the other commentor said. I guess that would also make sense since he said "gee that's no fun" (for him)

    • @brgirl4493
      @brgirl4493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That’s the joke, they made us think he's gonna comfort Kyle when in the last moment he makes fun of him lol

  • @TheGalaxyDew
    @TheGalaxyDew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2635

    He's really good at basketball

    • @beaniehq5887
      @beaniehq5887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tru

    • @sabreejohnson1551
      @sabreejohnson1551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yup

    • @yatfailam6393
      @yatfailam6393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Who's good at basketball? However the adults match a wrong height player enter the basketball game with tall talented sport game materials.

    • @Matthewcertified
      @Matthewcertified 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ok 76ers fan
      He's Ben "Brick" Simmons

    • @SportsFan-vq9kk
      @SportsFan-vq9kk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Matthewcertified I'm a 76ers fan I respect the Denver Nuggets

  • @Avenus112
    @Avenus112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +989

    Kyle actually did do awesome, especially given he played against boys five years his senior and five times his size.

    • @leeolie3728
      @leeolie3728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      They were 2nd graders

    • @MenteMaestra91
      @MenteMaestra91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yeah but Jews can't play basketball.

    • @tobiascooper8800
      @tobiascooper8800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      They’re supposed to be his age bruh why tf would he be trying out with high school student the joke is he’s short does this need to be explained?

    • @Avenus112
      @Avenus112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@tobiascooper8800 he played against adult sized boys, the visual humour implies he was younger and inherently outmatched. Why does that need explanation?

    • @tobiascooper8800
      @tobiascooper8800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@Avenus112 the visual humour implies they’re tall are you slow? They’re adult sized bc it’s a cartoon it’s what’s known as ‘exaggeration’ for ‘comedic effect’

  • @tencat24
    @tencat24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Love Stan's attempt at comforting his friend

  • @kiloknight94
    @kiloknight94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    in cartmans own way he was trying to cheer up kyle by taking his mind off his dreams being crushed only one who is allowed to bring kyle down is him

    • @jacobgraemoor5778
      @jacobgraemoor5778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It could also been seen as reverse psychology

    • @отпирайте
      @отпирайте 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@jacobgraemoor5778 thats how he encourages people. Like in the episode where stan broke up, he told stan ”what a fag” as to man up and kyle saying not now probably meant that this is not the right time to use that approach, and cartman immediately stopped and just overall looked concerned for stan. There’s not a better driver than proving someone wrong, I think thats what cartman is trying to do here

    • @manuelillanes1635
      @manuelillanes1635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Of course no, shut up

    • @bern9642
      @bern9642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This time he is just teasing him.

    • @Alex-mu6sm
      @Alex-mu6sm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i don't think he was trying to cheer kyle up necessarily, but i do think seeing him so down made cartman uncomfortable so he was trying to get him back to his normal self at least...if only so he could make fun of him some more

  • @JustAGuyProduction
    @JustAGuyProduction 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1089

    Cartman trying to cheer Kyle up in the only way he knows how. He could really cheer Kyle up if he let him play Beach Bounce! on his Android phone. It's a fun game, even for Kyle.

    • @VNeto94
      @VNeto94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      A true friend 🤣

    • @jadeandjesse5908
      @jadeandjesse5908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Deadass, knowing how to aggitate a friend out of a funk they're in is sometimes more helpful than niceties and platitudes about how it's not all bad.

    • @robertdonnan2893
      @robertdonnan2893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m not sure Android was a thing back in season 9.

    • @ketchup4966
      @ketchup4966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      stop trying to shill your game

    • @JustAGuyProduction
      @JustAGuyProduction 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ketchup4966 stop trying not to download it.

  • @mechamax7919
    @mechamax7919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    you know it's serious when Cartman can't get a laugh at other's misery

  • @ELECTRICxCLAM
    @ELECTRICxCLAM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    (1:46) Kenny be like 🖐🏻 _“I feel your pain on an emotional level…”_

  • @paulbouchard4918
    @paulbouchard4918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "It's just that....jews can't play basketball"
    I LEGIT SPAT MY DRINK

  • @SebastianLundh1988
    @SebastianLundh1988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    And that's the moment he decided to become a Conservative podcaster, whose wife is in fact a doctor.

    • @sirpuss5887
      @sirpuss5887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      😂😂😂

    • @kongmengyang1098
      @kongmengyang1098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hidden origin story found!!

    • @mado-wh4jv
      @mado-wh4jv 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who, Cartman?

    • @SebastianLundh1988
      @SebastianLundh1988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mado-wh4jv [slow applause]

    • @Zrekt
      @Zrekt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mado-wh4jv no, Kyle. He's referring to Ben Shapiro

  • @channelwarrior861
    @channelwarrior861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    The Basketball Coach is really Cartman in disguise

  • @EnligUlv
    @EnligUlv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Aside from the Dog Whisperer episode, I think this is the only other time Cartman was neutralized.

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      PC Principal in his debut episode neutralized Cartman albeit brutally and nowadays hilarious and satisfying.

  • @kingbopit9318
    @kingbopit9318 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    2:15 Cartman was like “this isn’t how I envisioned it would go”

    • @joaquinnovoa2386
      @joaquinnovoa2386 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      If he doesn’t get a reaction from Kyle it’s not worth it

    • @RyanNgumezi
      @RyanNgumezi 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yep pretty much tryna get a rise out of him

  • @richardromaine8639
    @richardromaine8639 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I like how in Cartmans own way he tried to cheer up Kyle by getting him angry but failed

    • @talobsta
      @talobsta 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Lol no he didnt he was literally just trying to piss him off

  • @DPK365
    @DPK365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    Kyle just needs a growth spurt.....

    • @LegoReader12345hello
      @LegoReader12345hello 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Yeah he was just smaller than the other kids

    • @Edward_Nebiolo
      @Edward_Nebiolo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yup in a Ted talk I watched if you see a 7 foot tall man in his 20s-30s, there’s a 1/6 chance he’s in the NBA right now. Kyle needed some growth serum

    • @jokerofmorocco
      @jokerofmorocco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And more melanin

    • @jokerofmorocco
      @jokerofmorocco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Edward_Nebiolo That's a complete myth that 1/6 7 footers are in the NBA, it's not even close to being possible as most seven footers are too slow to play in the NBA.

    • @SportsFan-vq9kk
      @SportsFan-vq9kk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In real life Kids aren't that small

  • @i_love_jello
    @i_love_jello ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Seeing cartman poke at Kyle just to get him to be mad instead of upset is a sight that I never knew I'd see.

  • @Kr0nicDragon
    @Kr0nicDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I had my dream shattered too, his reaction is on point

    • @SportsFan-vq9kk
      @SportsFan-vq9kk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kyle just got to face the truth

  • @YakkoWarnerTower
    @YakkoWarnerTower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Gotta love watching some nostalgic and zany South Park, sometimes man.

    • @Fillardmillmore
      @Fillardmillmore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fitting word choice for the pfp lol

    • @carultch
      @carultch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yakko, what species are you supposed to be?

  • @westboundreviews4296
    @westboundreviews4296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I feel so bad for kyle, he deserves more

  • @tonyrodriguez2943
    @tonyrodriguez2943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Kyle did great playing Basketball 🏀.

    • @sabreejohnson1551
      @sabreejohnson1551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah, he's really good at this sport.👏👏

    • @KingKogaDragon
      @KingKogaDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sabreejohnson1551 Yep

    • @Matthewcertified
      @Matthewcertified 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kyle= Trash

    • @KingKogaDragon
      @KingKogaDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Matthewcertified He's great in Mugen-ga-ryu martial arts.

    • @Matthewcertified
      @Matthewcertified 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KingKogaDragon that give you no right to suck at basketball

  • @abrorinomshoev4680
    @abrorinomshoev4680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The lesson to learn: if someone is ripping on you in not the right time, tell 'yes you are right'. Don' t give them the opportunity of having satisfication while you are reacting emotionally.

  • @gregoryschmidt1233
    @gregoryschmidt1233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    My tiny rural town's team made it to the state tournament, where we ended up playing a team from Milwaukee. It looked just like a team of Kyle's vs a team of the other kids - with predictable results.

    • @RoyalFizzbin
      @RoyalFizzbin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bet you’d wipe the floor with “the other kids” in ice hockey, though.

  • @benholt06
    @benholt06 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Cartman genuinely couldn’t enjoy ripping on Kyle while Kyle was genuinely sad.
    It’s little moments like this and when Cartman rescues Kyle from the Fart Cloud in San Fran where you see that Cartman in reality cares about Kyle in his own way. It’s that wholesomeness balanced with Cartman’s over the top sociopathy that makes South Park one of the fucking most genius works of art ever produced for the screen.

  • @thepatriot1984
    @thepatriot1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Honestly it's really sad to see that Kyle's best isn't even the other kids' worst. Especially when Stan and Kenny decided to comfort Kyle only for Cartman to rip on him and then for Kyle to AGREE with him.
    Oh I'm sorry, what I meant to say was that Jews can't play basketball.

  • @iamhida493
    @iamhida493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Kyle looked so cute out there 🥰

  • @mc04su
    @mc04su 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Poor Kyle. The sad part is that there are people out there that like to kill a child's dream. I like how Stan and Kenny comforted him.

    • @israelruiz8706
      @israelruiz8706 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't think the coach wanted to destroy Kyle's dream. He was just being realistic.

  • @OkOk-zx7pu
    @OkOk-zx7pu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    To be fair Kyle is like 3 feet tall, he’s built like a dwarf

    • @PBLightning145
      @PBLightning145 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No

    • @bryce3851
      @bryce3851 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He's a young kid lol .

  • @thefatcontroller4094
    @thefatcontroller4094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    At least kyle tried, trying is better than doing nothing

  • @nathanielnalls2578
    @nathanielnalls2578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Can't forget how Kyle's dad asked where's the bathroom for dolphins..said he needed a large tank with salt water 😅

  • @plasmahandoku1073
    @plasmahandoku1073 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You know it's bad when even Cartmen tried to piss off Kyle but nothing is working for him.

  • @midnightinaperfectworld
    @midnightinaperfectworld 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Poor Kyle. I think everyone's been there at some point, thinking you're hot shit, only to get elevated to your exact level of guaranteed failure. Kyle was even appropriately nervous about the whole affair, but he powered through it and gave it his best shot, and all he got for his efforts was having his face rubbed in it. Life's just not fair sometimes.

  • @seansyguy
    @seansyguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Ahh, good ol' South Park

  • @TheFreakJessie
    @TheFreakJessie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It’s a sad truth. It doesn’t matter how good you are at basketball. If your short, you not in the team.

  • @moonavnue
    @moonavnue ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the way i wanted to tell kyle that he’s perfectly fine the way he is and give him a hug in this episode

  • @iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053
    @iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    0:48 this is actually goal tending. This should should have counted as 2 points for Kyle's team

    • @отпирайте
      @отпирайте 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The ball needs to be going downwards in order for it to be goaltending. Props for him to actually getting open and getting a ball passed on

    • @user-ed1yx2fq7l
      @user-ed1yx2fq7l 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No it’s not the ball never even got close to above the rim

  • @godusopp1797
    @godusopp1797 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The easiest, friendliest and most passive defeat of Cartman
    And the best part is that he isn't mad

  • @AshNotHere1
    @AshNotHere1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    At the moment I thought Cartman was going to say something nice to Kyle
    Nya-nya nya-nya nyaaaaaaa-nyaaaaaaa!

  • @c.w.simpsonproductions1230
    @c.w.simpsonproductions1230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Honestly, it’s not his race or religion that’s the problem, it’s his height.

    • @Cobbido
      @Cobbido 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      name your top 3 jewish players

  • @pinkduskstone1543
    @pinkduskstone1543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    1:55 That's Cartman's victory line in Stick of Truth!

    • @SonofTuscon99
      @SonofTuscon99 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I could see that happening

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, Stick of Truth reuses a lot of the show's audio in terms of gameplay.

  • @hellokittyliverheart
    @hellokittyliverheart ปีที่แล้ว +2

    bro this is so cute im happy that kenny and stan trying to comfort kyle:)

  • @CjFawley
    @CjFawley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    0:15 Eric Cartman is right about this.

  • @OnePunchYume
    @OnePunchYume 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Kyle be ballin!

  • @1Ace_Editx1
    @1Ace_Editx1 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I FEEL SO BAD FOR KYLE OMG PROTECT HIM PLEASE

  • @dodi3350
    @dodi3350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Isn’t it kinda weird that the basketball players are the only people I’ve seen move their legs in the show?😂

    • @arandomsupra
      @arandomsupra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wait... the fact that there are people who can move their legs implies that other people actually just walk like penguins

    • @iwantedtobethatanomaly2270
      @iwantedtobethatanomaly2270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well the only time Kyle uses his legs is when he does the "Kick the baby!" Thing with Ike.

    • @Orrinton
      @Orrinton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also when randy was wheelbarrowing his balls

  • @mic456789
    @mic456789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Now that’s what I called good ‘ol South Park, just like the good times!

  • @cassien4015
    @cassien4015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    0:37 the world's smallest basketball player

  • @GWIAReal
    @GWIAReal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You know it’s serious when cartman isn’t pissing off kyle

  • @grokeffer6226
    @grokeffer6226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Sandy Koufax was Judaic. He averaged more than nine strikeouts per game.

  • @XQdrexX
    @XQdrexX ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:33 I almost cried. Kyle being sad is the saddest thing on the earth😭

  • @gabeAllport
    @gabeAllport 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I started watching south park last year, Now I finished the entire show.

  • @RinAldrin
    @RinAldrin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I would wonder if Cartman ripping on him is some attempt to snap him out of his depression. However that seems far to caring for Cartman

    • @sawderf741
      @sawderf741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But it wouldn't really be that far out of character for him.

  • @remveel2443
    @remveel2443 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I wanted to play sports and was quite an athlete when I was in elementary. Boi can I relate when I maxed out at 5feet. Had to come to terms that I have to give up my dreams. Shits hard man. Those days were hard for me especially looking back at my young self

  • @kciee6258
    @kciee6258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:50 for once I thought he was actually gonna do something nice

  • @e.j5813
    @e.j5813 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He’s so small. But the way he runs😂

  • @johneltonpaul
    @johneltonpaul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Gerald as Dolphin was the Best in the Episode

  • @plumbersunited8177
    @plumbersunited8177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So Cartman does have a heart when he actually looked sad for Kyle before picking on him then walked away when Kyle didn't talk back

    • @sjetong
      @sjetong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's what everyone thought until he started giving Kyle his condolences😅

  • @dennisjansson6239
    @dennisjansson6239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:18 Someone that Cartman can befriend.

  • @codycanibus8380
    @codycanibus8380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just noticed it was a airball before that kid even blocked Kyle shot lmao

  • @AH-is5yg
    @AH-is5yg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Those kids were taller than Kyle and more athletic than him.
    Kyle went through surgery for all the wrong reasons. He thought getting the surgery will make him a better basketball player. The doctor failed to tell him that the surgery was meant only for cosmetic.

  • @meganlewis2424
    @meganlewis2424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I was on the school team and I was the shortest player. This is how I looked trying to play basketball.

    • @Matthewcertified
      @Matthewcertified 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kyle is the legit embodiement of Isiah Thomas in 2014 against the Miami Heat

    • @meganlewis2424
      @meganlewis2424 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Matthewcertified I don't know what any of that means lol. Google help.

    • @Matthewcertified
      @Matthewcertified 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@meganlewis2424 Bruh when Isiah Thomas the basketball player played against the 2014 Heat with LeBron James, Dwyane Wade and Christopher Bosh

    • @meganlewis2424
      @meganlewis2424 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Matthewcertified *nods in understanding*

  • @xavierking4506
    @xavierking4506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Poor Kyle, I relate to Kyle in basketball

  • @Howlingburd19
    @Howlingburd19 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is one of those moments where I wanted to give him a hug :(

  • @sunexxxqqbubbles3544
    @sunexxxqqbubbles3544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I like Kyle he is one of my favorite characters

    • @SportsFan-vq9kk
      @SportsFan-vq9kk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't have a favorite character

    • @xxpatrick204xx
      @xxpatrick204xx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kyle is my favorite after Cartman, Butters, Randy, Kenny, Stan, Mr Garrison, PC Principal, Wendy, Token, Timmy, Jimmy, and Kyle's cousin

    • @juliettgray62
      @juliettgray62 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Jason Allen he's a good basketball player as long as he plays hard as long as he never gives up he'll be fired up

    • @tabifiedler6944
      @tabifiedler6944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s one of my favorite characters too. There’s just something about him that makes you want him to succeed lol.

  • @brown.6193
    @brown.6193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I watched this episode and when Mr garrison was outside and Kyle's knee was getting fixed, an EAS alarm played and was terrified LOL

  • @ayemy
    @ayemy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Eric's a good friend.

    • @отпирайте
      @отпирайте 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Theres no better motivation than proving someone wrong

    • @leoteodia.6952
      @leoteodia.6952 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The best JAJJA

    • @jonathanmendoza2319
      @jonathanmendoza2319 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's such a Little Annoying Fat Boy Who Drove an Fat Camp To Lose 60 Pounds

  • @ThereItWasLPL
    @ThereItWasLPL ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:25 actually made me cry

  • @ching-chenhuang8119
    @ching-chenhuang8119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My god, this episode changed from prophecy to documentary!!😱😱😱

  • @tiffany7023
    @tiffany7023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Kyle just needs a little tikes hoop to help him dunk.🏀

  • @totallybonkers76
    @totallybonkers76 ปีที่แล้ว

    The look of bewilderment on cartmans face when kyle says "you're right" he's like wtf?

  • @DeathBringer769
    @DeathBringer769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    After seeing this, I found it funny that Adam Sandler's character in Uncut Gems at one point brags that Jewish people were some of the best early basketball players, lol.

  • @chrischin_94
    @chrischin_94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Na na na na na na, you hoo hoo hoo lawhawst, hehe hehe haha"
    Always the best part

  • @CelebrityGamerTV
    @CelebrityGamerTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I saw this coming “Jews can’t play basketball.”
    I can see this from Cartman, but the coach? Poor Kyle.

    • @hunterivey
      @hunterivey 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know wow, but watch the whole episode, you won't believe what Kyle becomes.

  • @user9780
    @user9780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    2034:
    South Park 14th movie.
    I honestly think you should of not taken the money and maybe you should of ended the series in the next season.
    Oh well,
    And least it wasn’t Disney who was paying you

    • @thenman23
      @thenman23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      never doubt the greatness of matt stone and trey parker

    • @elini9218
      @elini9218 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      South Park sucks

    • @monkeystuff661
      @monkeystuff661 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      damn 2034.....

    • @d1vine_solv
      @d1vine_solv 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elini9218 the shows good but I respect your opinion

  • @gradynaylor959
    @gradynaylor959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    At 1:54, I'm like: "Jesus Cartman, why do you have to be such a racist asshole to Kyle?! If anything, you suck at being a good friend Dude." 😠👎
    Who says that Jews can't play basketball anyway? That Denver Nuggets Coach is completely ignorant, and I feel bad for Kyle already. You should NEVER Give Up on your dreams Kyle! You hear me Man! You're A Star! 🏀⭐

  • @jaywalker6464
    @jaywalker6464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Kyle such a bummer, he even made cartman sad

  • @DgardsGaming
    @DgardsGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Im so sad for Kyle 😢

  • @leprovokateur7745
    @leprovokateur7745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Damn I just love when Kyle is sad

  • @baconegg8539
    @baconegg8539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I could never play basketball, so I can kinda understand him. Have always been a bench warmer because it wasn't the sport for me.

  • @zoeyluca3798
    @zoeyluca3798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    James Naismith was a Canadian-American physical educator, physician, Christian chaplain, sports coach, and inventor of the game of basketball. After moving to the United States, he wrote the original basketball rule book and founded the University of Kansas basketball program. Wikipedia
    Born: November 6, 1861, Almonte, Mississippi Mills, Canada
    Died: November 28, 1939, Lawrence, KS
    Spouse: Florence B. Kincaid (m. 1939-1939), Maude Evelyn Sherman (m. 1894-1937)
    Awards: FIBA Hall of Fame, Corday-Morgan Prize
    Children: Helen Carolyn, John Edwin, Maude Ann, James Sherman, Margaret Mason
    Education: Springfield College, The Presbyterian College, Almonte District High School.

  • @chickennugget8766
    @chickennugget8766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    why Cartman always ripping on Kyle 😂😂😂😂

  • @autisticace8473
    @autisticace8473 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Seeing Kyle depressed, someone should give him a big hug.

  • @devilpupbear09
    @devilpupbear09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    They obviously never heard of Adam Sandler, that guy can ball.

    • @rpg23245
      @rpg23245 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FlameOnTheBeat Those legends aren't Jewish which is what the joke is about lol

  • @sprayish
    @sprayish ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok but the way Kyle's knees exploded out of the blue was by far one of the most revolting visual gags i've ever seen, i have no intention of watching this episode again

  • @sabreejohnson1551
    @sabreejohnson1551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Well, at least Kyle did a good job playing basketball when he first showed up here.☺🏀👏

    • @juliettgray62
      @juliettgray62 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's got that fire in his soul never count him out

  • @AJMUSIC2010
    @AJMUSIC2010 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “You gave it your best shot right?”
    Literally he gave the ball his best shot 💀