Spanish or Vanish (full song) from Duolingo On Ice
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 31 มี.ค. 2024
- Sing along to ✨SPANISH OR VANISH ✨ from the hit Broadway musical DUOLINGO ON ICE with this original cast performance!
Bring your family to the full 4-hour show and let Duo the Owl teach them a lesson they'll never forget. Buy your tickets now at seatgeek.com/duolingo
It's official. This phrase is canon
My parents said if I hit 20k they'd buy me a professional camera begging you guys literally begging !!.....
Bot @@Tiger10002
Wasn't it for years now?
Lol
@@Tiger10002shut up beggar
I love how most companies when a joke about them goes viral get mad and try to stop it or ignore it, but then you got Duolingo who embraced it.
nah yea that took advantage of it in fact, 1.5 mil views in a few days!
Cuz most manger’s are old ppl who don’t get morden media
@@kizi774they understood if they imbraced the meme they would get more views/people trying the app
@@ASTRO_BLOX890 It's also funny to think Duo is actually just a manipulative owl
@@LotFrat lolol
I love how Duolingo has embraced the fact that we are scared of their mascot
I want a duolingo musical 🎵
that creepy design without the memes I would be scared of in 2013 or smth
If you warship duolingo, 1hour of ritual, 1 hour of Spanish, every 12 hours, you should be spared.
It's not a joke
Better not ignore Spanish OR vanish
"Free advertising!"
NAH WHOEVER IS IN THAT DUOLINGO COSTUME, HATS OFF TO THEM FOR BEING ABLE TO ICE SKATE WHILE WEARING THAT
EXACTLY
That is Duolingo… he is real.. don’t question his reality.. please for your own safety… Por favor, ayuda a este dúo que me atrapó en su sótano. Me olvidé de hacer mis lecciones y me está reteniendo para pedir un rescate.
@@Toasteryt-pz9sd ¿Cuál es su ubicación? Quizá podamos ayudarle.
@@Toasteryt-pz9sdk gud luck there😊
Dude what bro that's duo skating wtf what costume
The fact that this musical has song such as “Finnish or be Finished”, “French or the Trench” and “Greek or Your Teeth” is a spectacle.
I feel so accomplished for making it a round 200 number of likes
“African or never been seen again”
Chinese or bye knees
Dutch or the Crutch
Filipino or Drop Down Low
When duolingo tells you that advertising helps fund their mission, this is the mission it's talking about
yes! it's hilarious
😆
Makes sense
Literally 😂😂🤣
WE DON'T CARE + STOP YAPPING + MY CONTENT IS BETTER
The fact that this is from the official duolingo channel makes it 100000000000000000000% better
so true
So so true
"Its either spanish or vanish" is the best part in the song 😂
True
Tbh Duolingo is one of the only companies that can pass with dark humour 💀 And they do it so well
Ikr 💀
Its even better when you consider that its the audience/users first that made all the "spanish or vanish" memes and Duolingo simply embraced it, its one of the few companies I consider to have embraced being a meme successfully without being too cringe.
We did this to ourselves 💀💀💀
@@ohnowhy700Ryanair too
proven by the translations of this song
I love how a lot of the threats are in spanish like "i love human meat" and "im known for eating heads" it makes sense cause if you didnt study spanish enough you wouldnt know whats at stake.
i think i forgot to do a lessoNJgszJHJ
@@noname-hz7nbNot another one! He can’t keep on getting away with it!
lmaoo
Los que hablamos español no tuvimos problemas para entender semejante barbaridad
@@EduardoTorres-qn2rb es verdad
Duolingo I have a 1,367 day streak, are you proud?
YES
Duo will let you see your family again for at least 24 hours
I have a 1,658 day streak! Your doing great!
Duo could start a cinematic universe at this point
Dear people who didn't understand the Spanish:
You'd have understood it if you took your Spanish lessons. Now you'll vanish.
Update: NO EXCUSES
😂💀
I take German though
@@khussybaka german or you're dead man
@@khussybaka German or you're dead man
@@khussybaka German or you're dead man
The fact that the threats are concealed in Spanish makes this so much better
no entendí ni wea mi rey gringo
Yo le entendí 😂
Ahora temo por mi vida 💀
@@elChefsito735 well I have good news for you
Cuáles son?@@jonathanmabardy
@@elChefsito735 since you understood them, it means you must have been doing your Spanish lessons, and therefore have nothing to fear
They embraced the meme so much they literally made a Disney on ice thing. This looks so cursed but it is beautiful at the same time
I don't know a single word of Spanish but i still understand the lyrics very well
Toma tus clases de español y te devolveremos a tu familia
Duolingo has basically acknowledged the fact that they're basically a meme.
They’ve fully acknowledged it for a while now XD
I have the power
always did
We love a self aware queen 👑
Yeah basically.
How did Marketing ever manage to convince the leadership to greenlight this LMAO
They have earned my respect
Duolingo basically did memes right by embracing but also being fun without giving off howdy do fellow kids vibes
Duolingo is internet heavy company. A simple meme would means big money
@@jomarcentermjm Pretty much what I thought
Por que es gracioso y funciona despues de todo, basicamente por el meme ganan más usuarios Jajajs
The CEO of duolingo, Luis Von Ahn actually said in multiple interviews that he loved the spanish or vanish meme
Why is this better than 90% of the songs on the internet 💀
this song litterally gives me shivers... AHAHHAHAH
The fact that the end “incorrect noise” actually gave me a heart palpitation…
Real, it’s so aggressive
The final remark in a minute long roast relating to your frequency of practicing Spanish
So many flashbacks...
FRR I CHOKED ON AIR
brooooo the ANXIETY my stomach felt 😨
Duolingo is the only corpo who passed the vibe check. They aren't trying to be "relatable" or something. They got big through a meme, but they made a whole culture around it instead of being awkward about it by trying to relate to their audience. I can respect that.
theyve been running with this joke for years now though, and it's gotten pretty stale
Also scrub daddy
The song is real
@@melongd2435 better than no joke or cringe jokes that were never funny
I WONT LIKE OR IT WILL BECOME THREE 6’s
Fully English lyrics:
Are you sitting down? We need to talk.
You made a promise
Rain, snow, or apocalypse
You wouldn’t stop this streak we had going
I don’t have an answer
Nobody ever answers
I’m very bothered
I’m not joking
When I say I’m about to up the stakes
If you don’t practice, you’ll find out another way!
It’s either Spanish or Vanish
Because it’s not just a request
No I demand it
Two choices Spanish or Vanish
I like to eat human flesh
I’m very famished
Spanish or Vanish
I don’t tolerate stupid people
No I can’t stand this
Pick one, it’s Spanish or Vanish
I am known for eating heads
Like a praying mantis!
I am Bilingual and i can say this is the best song of the whole year
I love that duolingo as a company is aware and in tune with the memes
Unlike Discord lmao
Bro imagine if Duolingo did the same thing and autoplays this video in their app 💀
both Duolingo and Flex Seal are great for this
ok
and you say that as a youtube user
The line "I love human flesh, I am very hungry" got me dead 💀 (it was in spanish)
I was only half-listening and this is the part I properly heard/knew, it really threw me for a sec 😂
Don't forget "I'm know for eating heads" 💀
At least I understand Spanish because I’m Mexican and when I heard that line my reaction was how is this allowed, the show is for kids and they saying that.
I heard it and went “ah one of the love languages it’s not that weird”
Then I listed again and was like “YO WHAT TH-“
@@bread1687 when did it’s become a show for kids 😭😭
This song has been in my head nonstop!!!
Best 1 minute of my life.
Gotta love how this company is well respected just because they can understand social media humor and go with it
How does this have 2k likes and no replies
Lol , me help too senorita
2k like with only 3 reply ;-;
@@totalynotanalt4800 can this count as 4 comments and and 2.1 likes now?
Spanish or vanish ,NOW
I dont know what surprised me more, the human legs, the musical number or the fact there was even an on ice event
As someone all the way from SE Asia I legit still thought the jokes and memes about Duolingo are just jokes and memes. But.... Duolingo is actually serious 😮
It started off as jokes but Duolingo turned to this
It was the “me gusta la carne humana”
DO YOU'RE FRENCH OR YOU'RE KNEES GET THE WRENCH!!!
I DIED FROM LAUGHTER WHEN THIS BIRD SAID ‘SOY CONOCIDO POR COMER CABEZAS’ LOLL
i love how this language learning app is basically a fully fledged fandom now
yea
it's not a fandom, it's a cult
@@RealVanny- I’m so sorry 😞 please forgive me for the misunderstanding
@@bunnyveverka7421They're joking, but it could be viewed as a cult, to be honest. A masochistic cult of being derided by a fictional, toxic, threatening owl for the fact that you're trying to learn something new.
@@RealVanny-There's people like you who loved the spread misinformati- ITS NOT A CULT
The fact it was announced on April fools so everyone thought it was a joke, genuinely genius!!!
It was not a joke? Now I want to see the full thing lol
@@vocalsunleashed Link for tickets in the description :0
@@JaggSwag230scroll all the way down and somewhere it says it doesn’t actually exist
@svdzcbshf6912 Yee but you can get free duo plus for a month if you click on one of the ticket dates so I'd still say it's worth checking out B)
@@JaggSwag230 It's all the way on the bottom of the page.
this is a master piece
such a masterpiece
Duolingo is the only company on earth that understands its audience
for real
But then they removed comments
Flex seal 🗿
same as flex seal too!
This is the realest comment i have ever seen
"I'm known for eating heads like a praying mantis" got me.
He is praying for gods much worse than satan
i can change iut from 999
to 1k
@@5ive9ine2woslay
So will i get laid before he eats my head?
I'm mexican and I understood this cuz I also know english XD
At this point it’s not even advertising it’s just the marketing team having fun
we need longer version of this.
Best song ever this song deserves a grammy
My parents said if I hit 20k they'd buy me a professional camera begging you guys literally begging !!...😮
WHY IS IT FIRE?
Real
watermelon cat
Yesh
Hard to believe Duolingo carried both the Superbowl commercials and April fools.
True Perfection
i added this to my playlist
Nobody would have ever thought that when Duolingo app first came out years ago it will turn out like this. A big ass green long-legged owl mascot with a cursed dark sense of humor who is somehow loved by all is skating on ice to advertise himself💀💚
To translate for all of you who don’t do their duolingo lessons:
“I don’t have an answer, no one responds to me. This bothers me.”
“If you don’t practice, you’ll see what happens next.”
“It’s not a petition/request.”
“I love human meat/flesh.”
“I’m very famished.”
“I don’t tolerate stupidity.”
“I’m known for eating heads.”
The way that it slowly gets more concerning 😭 the lyricists really went for it
Edit: or to translate for all of those who do their lessons but don’t take Spanish on duolingo (you’re all safe 🫶)
its not a petition hes saying request 😰
DUO NO!!!!😊
OH GOD JESUS CHRIST...
Duo gets so much head
In the worst way possible
@@Zedryx69Give me head NOW
this song is a whole mood
We need this as an ad!!!
As a Spanish speaker i see this as an absolute win.
esto es musica carajo
I mean...
you ever see what the owls do with their food?
NO WAI!
Literal
Aprende ingles o a dios conoces xd
Inglés o Baneo 🔫🗿
Duolingo is officially the most threatening company I've ever seen 💀
im scared litterly😰
Spanish or vanish!
Yes. (I luv it.) 😭😭😭😭
@@HC_FanJapanese or your knees
@@hesactuallybornin2023 French or trench
Let’s appreciate how they had no obligation to make this such a banger.
Bro this is the most best ad I have Duolingo
As a Spanish speaker, I am quite concerned.
0:11 "I don't have an answer. No one answers me. This bothers me."
0:23 "If you don't practice, you'll see what happens"
0:30 "I'm not asking" (although literally "it's not a petition")
0:38 "I love human flesh (or meat)"
0:46 "I don't tolerate stupidity"
0:54 "I'm known for eating heads"
EDIT: Um...I guess I stopped a lot of you from vanishing
TYSM
someone give this a ton of likes, we need this to be popular
I know, I commented twice, but I’ve decided to write the whole thing in English.
(Edit: had to look at the English)
Are you sitting down? We need to talk.
You made a promise,
Rain, snow, or apocalypse,
You wouldn’t stop this
Streak we had going.
I don’t have an answer,
No one answers me,
This bothers me.
I’m not joking
When I say I’m about to up the stakes.
If you don’t practice,
You’ll see what happens!
It’s either Spanish or vanish,
I’m not asking,
No, I demand it!
Two choices; Spanish or vanish,
I love human meat,
I’m very famished…
Spanish or vanish.
I don’t tolerate stupidity.
No, I can’t stand this!
Pick one, it’s Spanish or vanish.
I’m known for eating heads
Like a praying mantis.
"Fun" fact: Female praying mantises are known to eat the heads and other body parts of male praying mantises.
"Amo la carne humana" 🥰
I like just how chill this company is. They embrace the memes.
I dont even care about learning languages but i love this company and team. They're actually so funny it's cool
Chill enough to fire all their translators and use inaccurate AI instead!
@@LightsAnonWhich absolutely sucks! It would rock if they’d kept their translators, but I guess they wouldn’t be able to do oddvertising like this then 🙄
@@LightsAnon A lot of people fell victim to the AI hype and now regret it.
@@LightsAnon Have they ever undone this? Is there a place to look at these changes?
I love how duolingo completely accepted their meme status
the fact that i got a duolingo ad makes this so much better
This whole musical should be called “learn or burn”
love that
German or burnin'
French or the trench
vietnamese or broken knees
swiss or no rizz
SOMEONE ASKED TO PLAY THIS DURING SPANISH AND THE TEACHER SAID YES LMAO
This teacher wanted to make u guys study
This happened to me
I wonder what the teacher thought about the cannibalism lyric
W teacher
@@nerforangeman is not cannibalism, he is an owl
Amazing!
This song is an actual banger
The person who sang this needs a serious raise, like bro has a set of pipes
It’s duolingo, they’d sooner fire that employee and replace them with AI.
Wdym?
@@LightsAnoni doubt it, duolingo has never used ai for the voices in the app nor anything else they made
@@LightsAnon says who?
@@fiftyteen ..they literally fired all of their translators and are using inaccurate AI translation now.
The legend is true, Duolingo officially made this iconic meme into a song.
This song is the GOAT.💚💛
My farts are better than Duolingo’s farts 💨
@@p-__my streak is better than duo’s streak
@@KevinCatOrange my kidnappings are better than duo's kidnappings
(for legal reasons this is a joke)
@@Kitten_Me1023That is a lie
@@Kitten_Me1023 my stolen limbs are better than duo’s stolen limbs
no but why is this low key fire 😭
This really motivated me to get on with my spanish revision for my end of year exams. in all seriousness, this was hilarious and encouraging. lmao
Duolingo is the only company I know that joins the humor the people are making for them.
Flex Seal?
Mariah Carey?
You should look at italian funeral service Taffo, but you would learn italian for it... @Duolingo keep an eye on him
@@Shiro_47red bull too
@@Shiro_47 mariah carey gotta be my favorite company 🔥
Bro just said "YOUR GONNA LEARN A SECOND F*CKING LANGUAGE, OR YOU'LL NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN."
I really appreciate the directness of this message.
lolllllllll
Yep 701 likes 🙃
He's gonna force you to eat your dog alive
We getting our familys with this one !!💯💯
I loved this song very much that now duolingo is my bias 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Ain't no way they actually did this💀
This is a masterpiece
Edit: wow this comment has more likes than most of my videos. My comments have never gotten this many likes before.
on a gyatt no sigma!
☠️Habló español menos mal 😅
“Amo carne umana” 😭😭☠️☠️☠️😭☠️☠️😭😭☠️
Ikr ☠️
Ice skating hands-free in a bulky mascot suit is impressive
You should watch the nhl mascot all star game from this season. It was super entertaining
Eso mismo pensé, ESO es talento xd
BANGER 🔥
Why is this genuinely so fire
"I like human flesh"💀
"Im known for eating heads"💀💀
He _is_ a giant owl.
You used google translate did you?
DUO IS COMING FOR YOU.
I'm pretty sure it was i like human meat I'm very famished
@@Spencer_Funverse No no no I swear I learned it I swear
“His Spanish is not great”- my mum 🫡
I've got a 1000+ streak in Spanish, which is how I know enough of the language to be freaked the hell out by some of these lyrics
If you don't practice your spanish, he's going to eat you!!
@@rallitas11q duolingo can eat me all he wants 🥰🥰😍😍😘😘😻😻💗💓💓💞💕💕
for those wondering, these are the fully English lyrics:
Spoken)
Are you sitting down? We need to talk.
(Sung)
You made a promise
Rain, snow, or apocalypse
You wouldn't stop this
Streak we had going
I don't have an answer
No one answers me
This bothers me
I'm not joking
When I say I'm about to up the stakes
If you don't practice, you'll see what happens!
It's either Spanish or Vanish
It's not a request
No I demand it
Two choices Spanish or Vanish
I love human flesh
I'm very famished
Spanish or Vanish
I don't tolerate stupidity
No I can't stand this
Pick one, it's Spanish or Vanish
I'm known for eating heads
Like a praying mantis!
this actually made me wanna try to learn Spanish again just to understand the lyrics lmao
I love how they went to the effort of making this seem like a clip edited from a musical
@@Liloula_32where can I watch the rest?
The bottom says otherwise.@Liloula_32
@@Liloula_32 This is actually all fake. There isn’t any Duolingo on Ice
@@Liloula_32I thought it was fake cuz it was uploaded on april fools
oh mb, I was wrong.. I just woke up when I wrote that, it's obviously fake 😅
Not translating the spanish lyrics so people have to learn spanish in order to understand the other half of the song.
Genius.
Im so glad Spanish is my native language, it makes this so much better
People who didn't understand the lyrics have already vanished
@@rnasta22please help there was a knock at my do-
Auto translate: My time to shine
If you put subtitles in languages other than English they do give the translation but you need to know them (sucks to be monolingual lol)
we really do need a full 3 minute version of this song.
“Spanish or vanish” such a good words❤❤
You'll never know what this comment said
Same it's because they have the money to do ridiculous crap
Yes love it this song gonna be viral
The official Duolingo literally just commented on my youtube video i am actually currently crying 🥹🥹🥹
@@dombiers bro all you say is that duo commented on your vid and speed commented when neither of them did
My farts are better than Duolingo’s farts 💨
I'm bilingual (native Spanish), and this song is insane
They took the meme to a whole 'nother level
Props to everyone working in this, the marketing team, the CEO, the actors, the singer... It's fantastic. All of it.
then please upload what it says I think we're all (at least I am) very curious.
@@leifsteinbrecher9066 Also native spanish speaker here!
The lyrics are (bold is spanish originally):
Are you sitting down? We need to talk
You made a promise
Rain, snow or apocalypse
You wouldn't stop this
Streak we had going
*I don't have an answer*
*No one will answer me!*
*This is making me mad*
I'm not joking
When I say I'm about to up the stakes
*If you don't practice, You'll see what happens!*
It's either Spanish or Vanish
*Not a request*
No I demand it
Two choices Spanish or Vanish
*I love human meat*
I'm *very* famished
Spanish or Vanish
*I don't tolerate stupidity*
No I can't stand this
Pick one it's Spanish or Vanish
*I'm known for eating heads*
Like a praying mantis
@@h8moss766This is helpful.
I dont think mentioning that you were bilingual was necessary to the overall comment
@@DoTheFlopp Well I'm assuming +50% of people watching this video don't understand Spanish
Being bilingual allows you to fully understand the lyrics of the song, hence why I mention it
If I heard this song 20 years ago I wouldn't have understood the English part and then, I wouldn't have enjoyed it this much
And if I wasn't a native Spanish speaker, I wouldn't have caught the killing phrases in Spanish. They're brutal I can assure you that
Me encanta 🎉🎉
That singer is AMAZING though! And honestly, it’s such a catchy song 😆❤
This needs to be an official broadway show. I can already see my Duolingo the musical phase coming
You can go visit it 😂
Unfortunately, yes
It's coming; don't worry 😂
@@noodilyIT BETTER.
It is, I saw it on insta. You can go and get the tickets.😂
The fact that this song is a banger makes this so much more intimidating for whatever reason😭
It's like a villain song..
This is so good!
Ikr
I would legitimately go see this musical on ice
the way my smile vanished when I heard that “wrong” effect at the end
huh? what did you say? *you better have said your smile SPANISHED, you.. streak breaker!*
bro same 😭😭
IKR
I love how Duolingo just fully embraced the Meme whoever made that Marketing decision is a Genius.
Looking forward to encountering them.
i love duolingo so much
As a native Spanish speaker, this still makes me fear what would happen if I were to take and miss a Spanish language, and I applaud Duolingo for that
Emotional blackmail with 🥺😖🤧
yeah same here
I'm just glad I went for Italian.
The fact that I'm not Spanish and because of Duolingo I understand this really makes me happy
Guess you’ll be spared by Duolingo lol
Beautiful 😊
The lengths duolingo goes to make us do our spanish classes😂😂😂
WE COMPLETING OUR DUOLINGO LESSONS WITH THIS ONEEE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
My parents said if I hit 20k they'd buy me a professional camera begging you guys literally begging !!.....
@@Tiger10002gl
The official Duolingo literally just commented on my youtube video i am actually currently crying 🥹🥹🥹
Getting kinda old
I mean…Does it count for me?I don’t have duolingo…
this is actually genius marketing, instead of pretending the meme doesn't exist and only upload normal serious advertisement, they embrace it, it's probably got so many people on
Who said it doesn't exist? Duolingo took away my family.
The Duolingo Owl committed war crimes I had to watch. It said, "Look what you made me do."
@@yahiiia9269tay tay reference?😮
Well, it got me to practice German again
@@NabbarlWie kommt es zu der Ehre, dass jemand unsere Muttersprache lernt?
My new fav song
I would sell my soul just to see this live