MULAN - Disney's Despicable Disaster

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    • @ne3856
      @ne3856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      What a god-awful film

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thanks for watching this awful remake so we don't have to! It just makes us appreciate the original version all the more! 💜

    • @GrayDogNowIDK
      @GrayDogNowIDK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Peanut has arrived

    • @TheSinisterkelly
      @TheSinisterkelly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ridge wallet is a waste of money

    • @mysticFN42
      @mysticFN42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I got mulan for free and still feel ripped off

  • @KGDanny02
    @KGDanny02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9144

    Disney seriously thought that giving Mulan chi powers in the remake was somehow more realistic and empowering than having her train hard to achieve fighting skills for battle like in the original.

    • @michaelboyd395
      @michaelboyd395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +539

      "Well, we here at Walt Disney Corp know that women can't do anything at all, so we'll have to give her magic powers and plot armor so she can accomplish stuff! This is what will make the masses like us again! Hey, let's see if any of the concentration camp guards in the province will help us by providing security too!" *snorts twelve more lines of coke*

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@michaelboyd395 First it was fluoride in the water...
      HOLLYWOOD PUTS COKE
      XD

    • @Hazy-dreamer
      @Hazy-dreamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      Literally the original mulan character was so much more empowering because she proved that she was capable of fighting and protecting her father and friends. God I am so sick of this shit it isn't hard to write a female character that is strong that isn't some overpowered badass immediately at the beginning of the movie with no development in character.

    • @hellacoorinna9995
      @hellacoorinna9995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      So "Ha ha chi powahs supah" vs "Every woman who's ever slapped on men's clothes and gone to war"
      Stunning and Brave.
      :P

    • @ItamarO93
      @ItamarO93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      From what I heard, that was a CCP input, based in the idea that even powerful individuals must use their power for the betterment of the country, and to support the chinese propaganda of chi powers actually being a thing and a point of chinese national pride.

  • @jeremyroberts9065
    @jeremyroberts9065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3147

    Fun fact: Liu Yifei (the new Mulan) is actually considered one of China's worst actresses in the country, (with persistent rumours that she wants to emote as little as possible to avoid the risk of looking unappealing).

    • @askovtk4834
      @askovtk4834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +928

      Liu Yifei is what we called a "vase" actress , shie is indeedly beautiful but her acting is just so wooden.
      in China there are a famous wuxia novel called "The Return of the Condor Heroes" which has many chinese drama adaptation over the year.
      Liu was casted as the main female character Xiaolongnü in one of the recent adaptation and indeed she was able act cool and distance(while looking great ofc) in the begining,
      but when she needs to interact with other characters (especially her love interest in the drama) she is just lacking in acting and manner compare to 10 other actress who had the same role as her

    • @jeremyroberts9065
      @jeremyroberts9065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@askovtk4834 Well said.

    • @russetwolf13
      @russetwolf13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +380

      As usual the problem isn't women being bad at the thing, it's the fail sons making it terrible by picking the worst actress they can find because "hurr hurr, pretty woman."

    • @Wintermute01001
      @Wintermute01001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      For all her flaws, I wouldn't blame Liu herself for that. I'd blame the directors.

    • @elektra121
      @elektra121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      They tell this about every actres, they told it about Sarah Michelle Gellar, too - there is zero evidence that it's true.

  • @Misspol222
    @Misspol222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11080

    Man Mulan's HORSE in the original had a more memorable personality than any character in the remake

    • @nanwijanarko1969
      @nanwijanarko1969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +739

      He hates Mushu. I will always remember the stomping when Mushu first appeared. So funny.

    • @AmaraJordanMusic
      @AmaraJordanMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      Holy crap you’re right. You’re absolutely right.

    • @lilymarinovic1644
      @lilymarinovic1644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      Hey Mulan's horse is awesome . ...

    • @PaleMagnolia
      @PaleMagnolia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Down, Betsy!

    • @b-trixangel198
      @b-trixangel198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      "Shame on your cow!"

  • @LikaLaruku
    @LikaLaruku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1324

    I remember one Chinese reviewer said she missed Mushu, but was more annoyed that they used a western Phoenix instead of an eastern Fenghuang, Zhuque, or Jinwu. She said the rabbit metaphor was used incorrectly & that Chi doesn't mean what they think it does.

    • @jewels3400
      @jewels3400 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Ahhhhhh! So freaking dumb. I CANNOT believe this.
      "Let's use one super important Chinese symbol instead of this also super important Chinese symbol! We're not Chinese!"

    • @mr.mcnerdo
      @mr.mcnerdo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Isn't she the same girl who CJ references in this vid?

    • @NoOneGetzOutAlive
      @NoOneGetzOutAlive 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Did they take it out on the prisoners in their internment camps?

    • @Xxgxxaxx
      @Xxgxxaxx 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means

    • @mavka.chorna
      @mavka.chorna หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Was it Xiran Jay Zhao? She's cool.

  • @pokeguyzilla5597
    @pokeguyzilla5597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4191

    Nothing says "female empowerment" like the idea that a woman has to have superpowers just to be as good as a man.
    Edit: This phenomenon is also known as "female emsuperpowerment".

    • @cryingcrane8173
      @cryingcrane8173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      As always, it's never about empowerment or reinforcing good progressive concepts. It's all just a stunt to trick people into buying their shit. After all, by the time you've seen the movie and realized how horrible it actually is both on a film level and a feminist level, they've already got your money. Pathetic.

    • @HawaiiKnut
      @HawaiiKnut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Rey .2

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      This pretty much kicked actual female empowerment into the teeth (and I don't mean the bs feminist one)

    • @blinkachu05
      @blinkachu05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@theblackbaron4119 The "bs feminist" female empowerment is not representative of actual feminist doctrine. Trust me, I am a feminist.

    • @jellyfishjones4741
      @jellyfishjones4741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      So they got rid of all the talking animals and stuff, but... added superpowers?

  • @DonniedrakoE
    @DonniedrakoE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3305

    The whole point of Mulan is the fact that for a sizable time she was treated to be the equal of any man and used those opportunities to create real change. To literally give Mulan more power over others is too complete miss any potential gender message they were trying to have.

    • @livm9306
      @livm9306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      Amen. That was my biggest problem with my film as well. In the original she had to train to get better. In this movie they basically gave her superpowers and she just had to “believe in herself”

    • @calemr
      @calemr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      This is made really clear by a line from the original poem that Disney A: Awkwardly Shoehorned into a scene and B: GOT WRONG.
      That weird out of nowhere line Mulan says about seeing two rabbits running and thinking one was a boy and one girl? Yeah, in the poem there's a line about how if you see two rabbits running you wouldn't be Able to tell if either are male or female.

    • @dasfowler
      @dasfowler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@calemr THIS IS SO MUCH MORE PROFOUND THAN ANYTHING IN THIS MOVIE

    • @calemr
      @calemr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@dasfowler I mean, that's hardly a high bar to pass. But Yes, it perfectly embodies that, when acting as a soldier, she was a soldier, regardless of gender.

    • @dasfowler
      @dasfowler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@calemr When you're out-written by TH-cam comments, you have a problem. (No offense, sure you're lovely.)

  • @MataNui.
    @MataNui. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2635

    I love how they were so ignorant they ended up pissing off not only the western audience but the people this film was meant to please. essentially it just pissed off everybody.

    • @Soroboruo
      @Soroboruo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      I've run into 3 other reviews (including Xiran Jay Zhao's which is amazing) and all were deeply negative from different angles: cinematography, culture and general appeal, action and tactics... what a mess.

    • @TheArQu
      @TheArQu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It was meant to please ccp not the audience tho

    • @debishvebishwish4839
      @debishvebishwish4839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@TheArQu they can't even do that so yeah the movie pissed off ccp, ccp haters, disney fans, Chinese community etc etc

    • @jimbo0386
      @jimbo0386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Feminists didn’t even like this movie even if it was changed to be more empowering and was directed by a girl

    • @engineergaming1537
      @engineergaming1537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@jimbo0386 Hey, they have standards.

  • @sauceyeti4381
    @sauceyeti4381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1369

    "We don't tend to break into song when we go to war."
    The French legit sang a song about Onions while marching into enemy fire. How shittier can that argument get?

    • @ezefinkielman4672
      @ezefinkielman4672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Hell, the national anthem was composed during the Prussian and Austrian invasion of France

    • @champiggyfrm_pig5271
      @champiggyfrm_pig5271 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@amirferdhany3177La marseillaise

    • @lennyschiavone5907
      @lennyschiavone5907 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ​@@amirferdhany3177Huh...No? La Marseillaise was composed in 1792, how can it be inspired from something that was composed in 1880?

    • @No_Sleepee
      @No_Sleepee ปีที่แล้ว

      The French do something in wars other than surrender?

    • @splat-trainproductions
      @splat-trainproductions ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Don't forget the Christmas Truce where BOTH SIDES sang Silent Night. This is why the truce even HAPPENED in the first place, with people on both sides breaking out into song.

  • @GumshoeClassic
    @GumshoeClassic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    Okay so the fact that the Khan could catch an arrow on horseback, yet couldn't do it later confirms that his power comes from his horse. The horse is the true villian. And as far as I can recall we didn't see it die.
    The plot thickens.

    • @Ivytheherbert
      @Ivytheherbert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      It would probably improve the movie if after he dies, the shot cuts to the horse stood in the background, looking on. The horse then says, "Sacrifices must be made for the strong to survive. I'll be watching you, Mulan." and trots away.

    • @Soroboruo
      @Soroboruo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      A movie starring the horse sound more entertaining and tasteful tbh.
      Maybe I should rewatch Spirit...

    • @dark3031
      @dark3031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      For the horses, well they just mysteriously disappear from the battlefields. One scene they were charging forward on horses, the next scene they were all fighting on foot.

    • @elektra121
      @elektra121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wasn't it the witch who gave him those powers and later drew them from him because she no longer supported him?

    • @pon-poncedie4963
      @pon-poncedie4963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is hilarious LOL

  • @LabMatt
    @LabMatt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3162

    "Women can't accomplish anything on their own, they must be given artificial advantages in order to stand out." - This movie.

    • @bluubandette8871
      @bluubandette8871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Yea This is a Bull shit Feminist message to young delusional audience

    • @grantkeller4634
      @grantkeller4634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      You have to consider that depicting Mulan actually disrupting the social order would be offensive to CCP guidelines and The Mouse can’t have that, so naturally they went with the easiest, laziest plot device to both make her a powerful warrior and not offend government censors: superpowers. But she also didn’t earn the powers or go through any sort of a character arc to gain them, she was born with them and doing backflips and shit to catch chickens since childhood and everyone in her village just accepted it as an everyday part of life.
      What a load of shit. Fuck this film. I’m glad my girlfriend’s ex’s family bought this on their Disney+ account which he forgot to log out of on her Roku, because I’d be genuinely pissed if I shelled out 30 US dollars for this steaming turd.

    • @karlazeen
      @karlazeen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Someone is playing the blame game

    • @6V6IC6
      @6V6IC6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sounds like Disney's Star Wars too 👀

    • @karlazeen
      @karlazeen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Ya know I would have had no problem with the concept of Chi being in this movie if it was something that Mulan actively had to work for like even in most media with magic the characters have to work in order to learn it's secrets.

  • @tooneychaos4526
    @tooneychaos4526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2641

    I said it once and I’ll say it again, as a Chinese person who watched animated Mulan while I was still getting used to western culture, I loved everything about it. INCLUDING Mushu. I like toony/goofy characters, especially if they have an arc. I don’t care if dragons are supposed to be all-powerful giant guardians, and I don’t care if Mulan herself was westernized. It was one of the best Disney films to me. Mulan was one the best examples of how to write strong female characters; you give them flaws and obstacles just as you would to any other kind of protagonist.

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      Almost like women are people too... What a wild idea!

    • @marvalice3455
      @marvalice3455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      From what ive heard, the animated version is much more popular with younger people in china. I find this really interesting, and another great example of Hollywood being unspeakably out of touch

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      It's almost like people prefer good writing over cultural appropriation or something

    • @zinkheroofyoutube8004
      @zinkheroofyoutube8004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@charmandyorton006 I mean that still can be bad, but that as all things depends on the creator

    • @MarMarDinah15
      @MarMarDinah15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      I'm not Chinese but I was born and raised in Asia and all my ideologies, ideas, and opionions heavily align with our values in the East. When I saw Mulan as a young girl, I was blown away, it was such an amazing film and for the first time I saw something I can completely relate to. The worried mother, the formidable father, and the superstitious grandmother. It was like seeing my world on screen on a Disney film, it was great. I have been living in America for about 4 years and I am heavily critical of westernizing Asian things but looking back, I never really saw Mulan as a Western interpretation of the east. If anything, I see it now as something that both Asian-Americans and Asians born and raised in their own home countries could enjoy and relate to. Mulan wasn't too much of the classic "I'm-an-individual" western character, she proved herself and made something of herself while also remaining filial. I know this is kind of a mess of an explanation but I never thought of Mulan to be too Western but I think that the original Mulan was a wayyy better representation of Eastern culture than Mulan 2020

  • @fanofrpgalore1546
    @fanofrpgalore1546 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    As a Chinese person I can assure you most people aren’t offended at Mushu for cultural reasons. He’s too different for Chinese people to take seriously as an attempt at realistic depiction. It’s probably a small vocal group who didn’t like Mulan in the first place and while venting about it decided to also diss on Mushu. A lot of Chinese audiences who watched the original were upset Mushu was left out in the remake.

    • @tamhuy10
      @tamhuy10 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      modern asians dont really care that much about the usage of Dragons and mythical creatures in media. the chinese cookies saying used in props and dialogues tho, its dumb

    • @ScrambledAndBenedict
      @ScrambledAndBenedict 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      This is something I remember thinking about when I first heard the "Chinese people didn't like it because it was 'too Western.'" That it had to be a vocal minority. I felt like no reasonable person would make that argument because yes, no shit, a movie made by Westerners is going to be distinctly Western. The exact same way a movie made in China about a Western folk tale would be distinctly Chinese despite their best efforts. Anyone with even double-digit IQ would understand that. Like, if a movie being "too Western" is a deal-breaker for someone, why on Earth are they watching movies made in the West in the first place?

    • @JasonLucio-g2h
      @JasonLucio-g2h หลายเดือนก่อน

      Really? Huh.

  • @anteater9408
    @anteater9408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2669

    A woman doesn't have to be "masculine" to be empowered. The animated mulan was a good mix of yin and yang. I loved how she defeated the villain with her fan, a feminine object. That was super cool. Also she getting married to li Shang doesn't in any way mean she is any less "empowered"

    • @anteater9408
      @anteater9408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      @@Ivytheherbert not this kind of fan. The ones used for military purposes are somewhat long and look like a banana leaf.

    • @anib8863
      @anib8863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      Thank you! I'm sick to death of movies acting like a woman is only strong if she acts like a man.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Feminists wouldn't know that though because they either can't get a boyfriend or husband and that's why they hate men or they use what some men did as an excuse to hate all of them.

    • @RKNancy
      @RKNancy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Oh, but didn't you know? The Institution of marriage itself propagates sexism cause it will almost always make sure that the woman will end up being oppressed by the man and become a lowly housewife. (Which btw, isn't a lowly role in reality.)

    • @anteater9408
      @anteater9408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@RKNancy well, that doesn't happen in every marriage. So marriages as a broad institution cannot be blamed for the lack of mutual trust in any particular couple.

  • @kormagogthedestroyer
    @kormagogthedestroyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1303

    The thing with the Phoenix is that is isn’t even a Chinese thing. The idea of the Phoenix rising from the ashes is entirely western. It’s like Disney needed something to replace mushu with, so they decided on something vaguely mythical and just went with it.

    • @JenamDrag0n
      @JenamDrag0n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      China does have phoenixes though, they're just not the rising-from-the-ashes kind. If I remember right, the phoenix in China is supposed to represent the Chinese Empress the same way the dragon represents the Emperor.

    • @flowersandcheesecake1710
      @flowersandcheesecake1710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      This just shows the writers put no research into this remake which just pisses me off

    • @apll9146
      @apll9146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@JenamDrag0n Pheonixes are literally representing of elegance and are there to look pretty basically. So, in Mulan it is that tad bit more mysoginistic.

    • @azzzanadra
      @azzzanadra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Phoenixes are middle eastern, not western

    • @MrPanos2000
      @MrPanos2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @Cyril Greece is literally the foundation of what we call "the western world"

  • @masterseal0418
    @masterseal0418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2197

    Mulan Remake in a Nutshell: “Dishonor your family, dishonor your cow, dishonor your life!”

    • @dragorethegreat1800
      @dragorethegreat1800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Imagine making a movie for China then get dissed on harder in china

    • @garreonlefay6703
      @garreonlefay6703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@dragorethegreat1800 which is what happened

    • @cookiesandsteam34
      @cookiesandsteam34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Honor oppressive regiment.
      ..well not only in the movie.

    • @toastEDmrshmello09
      @toastEDmrshmello09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      “Make a note of this!”

    • @dragorethegreat1800
      @dragorethegreat1800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@garreonlefay6703 it hurts they "tried" lol

  • @justanotherupscaspirant8837
    @justanotherupscaspirant8837 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    "Dishonour on you, dishonour on your family, dishonour on your cow!"
    That sums up the movie beautifully

  • @Legomaster-jv8ll
    @Legomaster-jv8ll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1930

    Several problems:
    1. Since when are superpowers “more realistic”?
    2. Who decided that this was a more “woke” movie? If I remember the animated movie correctly, she proved that she was as good as any man, not due to superpowers, but through hard work and tactics. She wasn’t special, she was a normal woman.

    • @vocalcalibration8033
      @vocalcalibration8033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      Well it's simple. The original was made by people who care. This wasn't.

    • @ballenboy
      @ballenboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Woke is not about equality, it disagrees a lot with MLK. Some genders and races are considered superior.

    • @ShojoBakunyu
      @ShojoBakunyu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Somehow it's become sexist to show women as anything other than perfect Mary-Sue characters that don't have to TRY. It's OK to have them demean and drag down others to show their innate superiority but having to learn, grow, or change at all is part of the alt- right. 🙄🙄🙄

    • @davidtaylor142
      @davidtaylor142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ballenboy no they aren't dude.

    • @elmaa5642
      @elmaa5642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      They completely ruined the message of the original and say its "feminism" when its literally not lmao

  • @pdapdp7913
    @pdapdp7913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1544

    "we don't tend to break into song when we go to war"
    Dude, the comander literally punishes the squad if they stop singing during a march.

    • @ammeldaaini4183
      @ammeldaaini4183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      the woman who said that might have based it on her logic alone but too lazy to learn about how "warfare" actually works.

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      It was the biggest idiocy ever to say XD
      Yeah, singing on marches helps with morale, it gives a sense of unity between the soldiers and even the commanders - all sing, all are part of the same group, everyone with their own voice given.

    • @bloodyhell8201
      @bloodyhell8201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@kinagrill boots, boots, boots, boots

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      My unit literally sang the mulan version for shits and giggles. Our commander let us just go at it.

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@miciso666 Did you want you all to 'be a man' about it? :P

  • @Dragondude16
    @Dragondude16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3674

    As a Chinese American Mulan was a huge role model for me. The fact that she wasn’t magical and she was a badass made me love watching the original movie. The new one made my heart hurt since they ruined an already amazing character

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      mulan is the only disney princess with a kill count and was made before disney decided to milk feminism and it sucks that kids can't look up to her as much because she now lacks the strengths everyone originally loved her for

    • @MariusWales
      @MariusWales 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Don't let current Disney win! You still have the original. Your inspiration is yours to keep and no one can take that away from you.

    • @xeecstasy3183
      @xeecstasy3183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@randompromises1038 like the princess and the frog? I mean honestly I was pretty sad when we didn’t see much of them as human but like it makes so much sense to do that but HOPEFULLY Disney makes a dark skinned and not mixed and make her human throughout all the movie cause I’m tired of black characters of Turing into something else.

    • @ryanred1525
      @ryanred1525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well you see in Disney’s eyes you don’t matter because you are Chinese AMERICAN

    • @sebaschan-uwu
      @sebaschan-uwu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As a normal american I feel exactly the same way except she wasn't my role model

  • @Metrion77
    @Metrion77 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    In regards to the "trope-ness" of the rain when the animated dad finds out, it's actually in the original ballad that it's raining so hard she can't hear her parents calling for her.

    • @nessarolla
      @nessarolla 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      I know it's like months later but that is so cool! It's like the gods really wanted her to go no matter what.

    • @sssssssgkkkkkkkkkkkkk2220
      @sssssssgkkkkkkkkkkkkk2220 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@nessarolla Yes, because there's nothing that encourages people to get out of the house more than lots of cold water / rain pouring down from the sky

  • @RockyGems
    @RockyGems 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8023

    As a woman, I am constantly amazed how much more belittling these "female empowerment" films end up being than normal movies.

    • @akashajones6079
      @akashajones6079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +824

      Because we don’t need or want to be pandered to...just treated with equal respect. But companies like Disney don’t understand that in the slightest.

    • @coffintears5821
      @coffintears5821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      Buzz: your mocking me aren't you?
      Woody: oh no no no no no
      BUZZ LOOK LIPSTICK AND HIGHHEELS
      Buzz: where?!?!?
      Woody: BAhahahaha

    • @vsmmax9797
      @vsmmax9797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      I am beyond over it . The days of Ellen Ripley have come to an end it seems. We can’t just have well written female characters, no it’s the fact that they are female that makes them special , or chi in this case. 🙄🙄🙄🙄 Honestly Fuck Disney.

    • @vsmmax9797
      @vsmmax9797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      @Dylan Sharp Honestly I couldn’t think of any of the top of my head unless they are from animated shows . Mainstream movies have been missing the mark so hard for me .
      I’m sure there are plenty , but the fake pandering female empowerment blah blah blah is starting to get on my nerves. Perhaps I exaggerated my statement honestly so... grain of salt I guess

    • @adam.n-steve
      @adam.n-steve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@vsmmax9797 I think Harley Quinn from the animated show about herself is quite decent.

  • @jothecocopop
    @jothecocopop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2493

    We live in a world where an animated film series about a fucking anthropomorphic fighting panda made for fun is more faithful and more respectful to Chinese culture, as well as more liked by Chinese audiences, than a 2020 live-action film made solely to pander to Chinese audiences.

    • @retrolord8546
      @retrolord8546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      Oh fuck yeah, Kung Fu Panda is awesome.

    • @SiddharthShenoy
      @SiddharthShenoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +425

      That's because Kung Fu Panda had soul and effort behind it and wasn't plagued with shameless political agendas.

    • @elmono6299
      @elmono6299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      Its true! DreamWorks did their homework with this animated martial arts comedy classic! The film was so successful that it impressed the Chinese government and they asked themselves why didn't they make a movie like this? To this day, Kungfu Panda remains as both one of my favorite DreamWorks movies and one of my favorite Jack Black films! 🐼🌙

    • @thisstewisstu9187
      @thisstewisstu9187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      literally though. how did disney mess this up so badly? >.<
      P.S. are you a carat? because me too

    • @PancakemonsterFO4
      @PancakemonsterFO4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      A fat joke of a panda that outclassed trained martial artists at that

  • @Rainjojo
    @Rainjojo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3378

    As a girl I find it more sexist to have feminism show that you can only be strong by having the personality of cardboard, powers, and being the chosen one. That’s setting an unrealistic standard the original Mulan had never taught us.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      The "chosen one" thing is an annoying cliche whether the character's a man or a woman. Instead of being a hero who wants to do the right thing they pull "You were destined from birth to be this or that."

    • @starhammer5247
      @starhammer5247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      @@Xehanort10 The concept itself isn't bad. It's how it's implemented. Take Anakin Skywalker, for example. He was destined to bring balance to the force, but what did he do? Killed all of the Jedi, choked out his wife, fought his friend, got his shit kicked in and became the galaxy's largest mass murderer. He eventually brought balance to the force, but to get to that point, he became the villain and nearly killed his own son. Or take Po from Kung Fu Panda, he was destined to be the greatest warrior the world has ever seen, but when you first see him and when you first see him in action, he's an absolute fuck up. Eventually, he gets to the point where he does become the greatest warrior after working on his flaws, but even then, he still fucks up and still grows. Then you have Aang from The Last Airbender. If you've seen it, I don't have to tell you about his journey.

    • @zombieguy4444
      @zombieguy4444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I don't even know why they keep giving them no personality
      Saitama is defined by how unstoppably powerful he is, and he's a really good guy
      But he isn't cardboard
      He has a very defined personality
      So why can't Disney do that?

    • @hossdelgado626
      @hossdelgado626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@zombieguy4444 because Saitama as a character took good writing skills and genuine care to create. Not virtue signaling and pandering running the script. To write a balanced cast and likeable story, plot and character line takes a huge amount of effort, skill, time and budget. One when writing One Punch Man wrote it as a comic for fun and later tried to make something of it and mob physcho, resulting in him trying for years actively working to get them noticed with poor drawing skills but an insane writing talent for his given medium. He wasn't and will never be a director or team manager. He knew that and knew he needed them. Disney can't tell it's dollar bill from its dollar coin. Let alone knowing the difference between a good human resources department and a good creative director. Being gay isn't a personality, it's a part of someone, but not their whole life, being a feminist isn't a personality either, nor a nationalist, or an activist aiming for a goal (be it an end to racism or just not killing our planet, or whatever else). Disney can't see that, it sees a movement and makes that a personality trait, and it refuses to show the human parts to a character that makes their fight relatable. It fails everyone, and everything in trying to please everyone and everything.

    • @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259
      @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Xehanort10 I agree bro. Also I see you everywhere. Also yeah but as long as the chosen one is interesting I don't mind. Still though I prefer no chosen one.

  • @doggonemess1
    @doggonemess1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    "Soldiers wouldn't break out into song". Thanks for setting them straight on that. Singing was one of the few things soldiers and sailors had to entertain themselves; some were very good at it and massively improved morale.

    • @stoicstur
      @stoicstur 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      According to this movie there were never musicians on the napoleon wars

    • @BarryHart-xo1oy
      @BarryHart-xo1oy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Quite right.

    • @katrinamyers4999
      @katrinamyers4999 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      “A girl worth fighting for” is so very accurate in the idea of soldiers singing about women and the comforts of home while on the march. While it’s not the most catchy of the songs in the soundtrack, it holds a special place in my heart. Plus, having a fun and light musical number end with the village makes the gut punch of the real so much more impactful

    • @maritofuentes4690
      @maritofuentes4690 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​​@@katrinamyers4999
      Also everyone and their mother has said it
      But the tone changing as soon as they arrive at the destroyed village is such a good show of the horror of war
      The remake just shows a typical action "war is just a bunch of different fight scenes"

    • @mr_bassman6685
      @mr_bassman6685 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ⁠@@katrinamyers4999 I remember realising that when you see the doll left behind in the village, the civilian casualties of war are represented by the girl it belonged to, thus she's also "a girl worth fighting for".

  • @FPSDIESEL
    @FPSDIESEL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7521

    And now we wait for Cruella to come out and be just as bad in its own way while a bunch of idiots in film journalism praise it and make direct comparisons to joker

    • @Missjunebugfreak
      @Missjunebugfreak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +917

      That 'Cruella' trailer looks awful. They're gonna try to make the woman who kills puppies to create coats out of them a sympathetic character. 🤦‍♀️

    • @themage1016
      @themage1016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      @@Missjunebugfreak she gbs off harley quinn vibes man

    • @Missjunebugfreak
      @Missjunebugfreak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      @@themage1016 For real! And I hated the Harley Quinn movie. So that doesn't get me hyped for the Disneyfied version of that character.

    • @Seoul_Soldier
      @Seoul_Soldier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +418

      Ten bucks says they compare it to both Maleficent and Joker, praise it endlessly, and blame any bad reviews on *"sexist males not wanting a strong female lead"* like they always default to when a shit movie comes out.

    • @bioticjedi3864
      @bioticjedi3864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      Can't wait for the obligatory "If you don't like Cruella it's because you're sexist" as a woman I just never get tired of hearing that /s

  • @jjjbj5965
    @jjjbj5965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4123

    Disney: "we are going to make it more realistic"
    Also disney: MuLAn sKYwalKEr

    • @gilsai4990
      @gilsai4990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      they are just this type of people who see growing up as becoming as bland as possible beacuse color, having character, fun or emotions is childish

    • @phud69
      @phud69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      *Cuts to Mulan walking through an unknown portal that teleports her into the Avengers Quinjet*

    • @PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme
      @PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Palpatine

    • @Mr135Jonathan
      @Mr135Jonathan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Technically it should be "sKYwalKEr MuLAn"

    • @PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme
      @PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@phud69 hahah

  • @omegasynth2775
    @omegasynth2775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6022

    "Lets be realistic and remove the Dragon and songs, guys."
    "Really? Alright. Realistic we go then. What do we do?"
    "Lets add a Phoenix, wall running ninjas, Chi magic and a shapeshifting witch."
    "... What?"

    • @AhsokaJackson
      @AhsokaJackson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      This sounds just like a Pitch Meetings skit. X,,D Matter of fact, are you quoting it? (Haven't seen the one for Mulan if they have one.)

    • @omegasynth2775
      @omegasynth2775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@AhsokaJackson I am just hearing about 'em but you got my interest peaked.

    • @analuciasoares9585
      @analuciasoares9585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      About the Chi "magic", Kung Fu Panda is more accurate than that

    • @haihai9022
      @haihai9022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@analuciasoares9585 Don’t even dare insult Po like that ever again.

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@haihai9022 I love how he makes a Stand,
      when even Disney-Tubers dont.
      Thats Spine, my friends, thats Spine.
      Or how Old People once called it 'Spunk'. Haha, no kidding,
      thats a Word.
      Anyway: Mulan was a Masterpiece,
      but not on the Level of Lilo and Stitch,
      so i am terrified of the recent News that
      Lilo and Stitch will also get a Disney-Overhaul - and its
      life-action also.
      This Highest-Quality-Level Franchise was already mishandled
      before this was announced, but now it gets an Overhaul?!?
      Oh dear God...
      Lilo and Stitch is highest quality,
      but massively mishandled and got multiple RIP OFFS.

  • @toastysvideoemporium
    @toastysvideoemporium ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Whats ironic about the “songs aren’t sung during war” is that when I was in the military we would sing songs, from the original Mulan movie

    • @spinmearound210
      @spinmearound210 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      I imagine the military singing I'll Make A Man Out Of You while training

    • @boardcertifiable
      @boardcertifiable 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      🎵Mysterious like the dark side of the moooooooon...

    • @toastysvideoemporium
      @toastysvideoemporium 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      @@spinmearound210 I would actually run up to my guys blasting it from a speaker to start training

    • @nahicorua
      @nahicorua 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@toastysvideoemporiumthere is nothing more motivational than that song tbh😂😂😂

    • @willamyte
      @willamyte 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Its such a fucking banger

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    Mulan 1998: Mulan is a normal young woman who overcomes difficulties using courage, inner strength and perseverance.💪
    Mulan 2020: Mulan is a bland Mary Sue who can NEVER fail, and has random superpowers. 🙄

    • @juicebox7372
      @juicebox7372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Don't forget Mulan 2009 from actual China.
      Its alright

    • @Darthwgamer
      @Darthwgamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh another Mary Sue? Rey from Star Wars should meet her

    • @thorveim1174
      @thorveim1174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yup.. because to do female empowerment they have no other idea than creating a mary sue and shoving said character down the audiance's throat as "too good to fail" at every single turn. ESPECIALLY disgraceful here as the animated mulan did it right with a female character breaking through the woman stereotype of traditional china through genuine merit and, you know... EFFORTS AND STRUGGLE.

    • @PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme
      @PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Darthwgamer dishonor

    • @Darthwgamer
      @Darthwgamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme Mulan was dishonored when Disney made that live action "remake".

  • @TheOGPlatypus
    @TheOGPlatypus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1478

    I think the worst part is that no matter how bad of a job Disney does, they’re not going to be affected that much.

    • @xryeau_1760
      @xryeau_1760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      People are practically bred for apathy, other than that it's only a matter of time before they fade into obscurity and finally die a death they more than deserve as a corporation

    • @jollyroman6695
      @jollyroman6695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That’s how it always is. The people on top cannot be toppled, even when something like the Epstein case or the panama papers comes out, there is no punishment.

    • @jollyroman6695
      @jollyroman6695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      But on a less political note, Disney can afford to fail, they have more than enough money and the reputation from their pasts masterpieces have made them the powerhouse they are today. It’d take decades before that could change

    • @dynasty0019
      @dynasty0019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Don't forget, Disney is not invincible. They were nearly hostile taken over back in the 80's and 2000's. Once they committed enough mistakes, it will add up again.

    • @lazyliongames5858
      @lazyliongames5858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      So we need to boycott disney

  • @dragonlord3376
    @dragonlord3376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5986

    So the movie managed to offend:
    1. Fans of the original movie
    2. China
    3. America
    4. LGBTQ+
    5. Black people
    6. Advocates of female empowerment
    7. Advocates of hong kong
    8. Muslims
    9. BOTH sides of the U.S political spectrum
    Did I miss anything here? It's impressive how in their attempt to create a movie to appeal to a specific audience, Disney managed to not only create a terrible movie, but also offend pretty much everyone. Amazing.

    • @gauravagochiya4218
      @gauravagochiya4218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +964

      When both sides of the political spectrum come together to tell you that you fucked up, then you know that whatever happened was ultra shitty.

    • @cynicalbutterscotch6581
      @cynicalbutterscotch6581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +406

      @@gauravagochiya4218 honestly, especially with how often they both clash over the tiniest things

    • @dereksbooks
      @dereksbooks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      In a way, then, this film is brilliant, balanced, and fair because it's an equal opportunity offender? 😏

    • @nenmaster5218
      @nenmaster5218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@gauravagochiya4218 Know Hbomberguy though?
      I mean, youre a fan of C-Review, soooo... ?

    • @gauravagochiya4218
      @gauravagochiya4218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@nenmaster5218 I love hbomberguy. His climate change video is still amazing to this day.

  • @yumega
    @yumega 2 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    To this day, I have yet to see a movie that conveyed a decision as effectively weighty as the one that Mulan makes in the original cartoon. Without words, and even without understanding the implications as a child, I understood how intense and scary this decision was for her. She knew there was a good chance she would die for any number of reasons... she knew that there was an excellent chance that she would never come home, and what that would mean for her family... and they communicated that brilliantly IMHO. Even watching that scene as an adult and understanding the historical inaccuracies, the weight of that scene is amazing. Having that scene cut down to an instant costume change is astoundingly tragic.

    • @shavagreycastle
      @shavagreycastle ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Holy Hell, you're right! I've been getting into a lot more Chinese fantasy recently. One of the big historical facts I learned was the sacred symbolism of their long hair. And I JUST REALIZED SHE CUT IT ALL OFF! Right at the beginning to keep herself from getting cold feet! That's basically committing sacrilege and disowning yourself!

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2704

    When the remake is SO culturally inaccurate, that a Chinese woman has to make an entire video detailing ALL the ways in which it failed! 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @thedeliveryboy1123
      @thedeliveryboy1123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +748

      not just that, they made an entire CHANNEL to make that video. xiran jay zhao is MVP

    • @emmettbattle5728
      @emmettbattle5728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      @@thedeliveryboy1123 thanks for saying her name, i wanted to look her up!

    • @CynicalReviews
      @CynicalReviews  3 ปีที่แล้ว +664

      It was a great video.

    • @anna-flora999
      @anna-flora999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      @@thedeliveryboy1123 xiran jay zhao prefers they/them, btw

    • @thedeliveryboy1123
      @thedeliveryboy1123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@anna-flora999
      Thanks, I didn't realize that!

  • @nightwishfan1991
    @nightwishfan1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3533

    When I heard they gave Mulan magic powers I completely lost my shit. How could you have missed the point of the story that badly.

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +371

      ikr, mulan went from proving that women are just as capable as men to saying that women can only be as good as men if they have superpowers

    • @PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme
      @PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Asian rey

    • @mariaserrano2953
      @mariaserrano2953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      They literally made her a Mary Sue

    • @613-shadow9
      @613-shadow9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@omnical6135 hey, you can be BETTER than men if you have superpowers

    • @NankitaBR
      @NankitaBR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Let me just give you a visualisation of what happened on the heads of the people that made this movie:
      Point of the story --------------->------------------>--- --------------->------------------->------------->--------------------->--------------------->----------------------------->--------------->------------------>------------------->---------------------->-------------------------->----------------->--------------------->------------------->------------------------>---------------------->------------------>------------------->---------------------->--------------------->------------------------>------------------->------------------->---------------------->---------------------->------------------------->----------------->---------------->------------------------->-------------------->------------------------>------------------>------------------>-------------------------->----------------->--------------------------->------------------->--------------->-------------------------->---------------->------------------------->------------------>------------------>------------------------>------------------->------------------------->------------------>-------->---------------->------------------------->------------------>------------------>------------------------>------------------->------------------------->------------------>------------------>------------------------->------------------->---------->------------->---------------->------------------------->------------------>------------------>------------------------>------------------->------------------------->------------------>------------------>------------------------->------------------->------------>------------------->-------------------------->--------------->---------->------------------>------------------>------------------------>------------------->-------------->------------------>------------------>------------------------>------------------->------------------------->------------------>------------------>------------------------->------------------->-------------------------->--------------->---------->------------------>------------------>------------------------->------------------->-------------------------->--------------->------->--------------->------------------>------------------>------------------------>------------------->------------------------->------------------>------------------>------------------------->------------------->-------------------------->--------------->----------->-------------------->------------------------>----------------->------------------>--------------------------->------------------->------------------------->---------------->----------------->----------------------------> Mulan has magic powers now, I've decided.

  • @castlewhite1577
    @castlewhite1577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3429

    Imagine Kung Fu Panda being more accurate to Chinese culture than Mulan is....

    • @ezefinkielman4672
      @ezefinkielman4672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +567

      In fact, Kung Fu Panda 3 explained Chi better than Mulan 2020.

    • @ashyflame
      @ashyflame 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @cgt3704
      @cgt3704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      Actually it is veryaccurste to the chinese culture and kung fu. So much so that the franchise is one of the most popular in China (i mean they made an entire theme park of the triology. Look it up) and even Alledgedly the ccp were so impressed with the films that they were asking themselves why didnt they make them.

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      another great reason why the kung fu panda franchise is amazing

    • @fumomofumosarum5893
      @fumomofumosarum5893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mulan sucks and always sucked, deal with it.

  • @cityraildude
    @cityraildude ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Keep going CJ, keep exposing Disney's horrific behaviour, and don't let Google (TH-cam's parent company) shut you up! Keep up the good work. If Google's gonna silence you for exposing shitty behaviour, I'll support you in your efforts

  • @PyroDrakon
    @PyroDrakon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    Better off watching the 2009 Chinese war film “Mulan: Rise of a Warrior”. This one is MUCH more faithful to the spirit of the original story. In this version, Mulan has risen-up the ranks through pure hard work And military strategy AND THEN command an entire army for the latter half of the film. The film more accurately portrays the burden of command, including the mortal cost of war, relationships with the soldiers under her command (including friends), as well as consequences of wartime decision making. Mulan is not some super powered warrior, you see the the physical and mental toll the war has on her character.
    It’s a long film, but definitely worth the watch IMO

    • @Account.for.Comment
      @Account.for.Comment 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Or the old TVB Hong Kong TV series that is in my childhood. Not as faihful to the legend, but a better, developed cast of characters. Male and female characters used brains and brawns to overcome bad situations without plot armours or special protagonist advantages.

    • @notationmusical
      @notationmusical 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Or watch Matchless Mulan (2020), made by none other than China.
      And actually, Mulan does, in the start of the 2009 verson have kung fu abilities, but that doesn't change or break the power escalation or anything bad. Also the soundtrack is great, being unique in its own way, while also works in favor of the story if you translate some of the OSTs.

    • @aloenuht.1740
      @aloenuht.1740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is the first Mulan that I have watched, even before the animated version

    • @reizak8966
      @reizak8966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes! This!

  • @grindsmore
    @grindsmore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    "She may be a good actress"
    Um, no. No. For the record, Jin Young once said: “Ms. Liu looks pretty, but she is afraid of being ugly, and she doesn’t dare to make facial expressions.”

    • @Almighty_Mage
      @Almighty_Mage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That's funny. She is not attractive.

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@Almighty_Mage A matter of opinion. She's a terrible actor but she'd have a nice face if she smiled a bit

    • @mattdekker5693
      @mattdekker5693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Stettafire no smiling thats what men want, never smile!

    • @despinasgarden.4100
      @despinasgarden.4100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@Stettafire i found her very atractive.... Until she make claims in favor of the Hong Kong police.

    • @annieyu72
      @annieyu72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Almighty_Mage Yeah, that's cool! Make fun of someone's appearances. Insecurities? Hardly know them.

  • @diamonddigs6206
    @diamonddigs6206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1744

    War is one of the few places people actually DO break into song out of nowhere.

    • @ILikedGooglePlus
      @ILikedGooglePlus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      War, restaurants, and sailboats

    • @halo129830
      @halo129830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Do an arma sim trust me song is the only thing that breaks the monotony of marching

    •  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@halo129830 Better yet, actually enlist instead of pretending.

    • @halo129830
      @halo129830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @ can’t 4f do to being on anti depressants and being high functioning autistic I talk to soldiers and listen to their stories because I’d be refused by any recruiter in the world. I respect soldiers and what they have done and had to do. If I could I’d join in a heartbeat. In fact during a particular dark time in my life I considered lying to get into the army. However I found that would be not only shameful but disrespectful because they would find out almost immediately after the first piss test. So as much as I would like to join I’ve accepted that I can be better help to those that come home and give and ear or better say thank you for your service. They deserve a thank you and I truly am thankful they went out fought the battles I could not because of the way I am. They are my hero’s and maybe one day others can see them as such. Not baby killers or murderers but men who have up their best years to go out and fight and defend their country regardless of nationality. They are human at the end of the day and respect is what they deserve.
      Ps not an angry message just something I’d like to throw out there. Weather you read or not is up to you.

    •  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@halo129830 Ah sorry to hear that man. I myself am trying to enlist currently but I got medically disqualified due to a heart condition. I know a waiver is possible but I need a moral and medical waiver and I'm going to a cardiologist to get a test done to see if I'm medically fit. After that then I'll try and send it waivers.
      Best of luck to you man in your life.

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    29:57
    Mulan (1997): *_*offered a seat on the Emperor's royal board of advisors*_*
    Mulan - Rise of a Warrior: *_*offered the position of an army general for her genius*_*
    Mulan 2020: *_*offered to be a bodyguard*_*

    • @blitz4779
      @blitz4779 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Fitting that the worst one got the weakest position

    • @MazTheOriginalGod
      @MazTheOriginalGod ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Mulan 2026 Remake: *Mulan gets offered bitcoin*

    • @matthewgillis2617
      @matthewgillis2617 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@MazTheOriginalGod
      Lol, I wouldn't be shocked if they did that

  • @JayExci
    @JayExci 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2318

    |f I was offered $30 and a free year long disney plus subscription to rewatch Mulan 2020 I'd flat out refuse.

    • @blondebimbowannabe
      @blondebimbowannabe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ...damn

    • @HateshWarkio
      @HateshWarkio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I mean, it is unintentionally quite a great comedy
      At least I was laughing a lot while watching it
      Especially at the fake ass kung fu (seriously, even stuff like Kung Fu Hustle has better martial arts) and the dwarf emperor Jet Li (he just looks so tiny in his armor and compared to the main lead it is just hilarious)

    • @thefilmwatcher1302
      @thefilmwatcher1302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hard agree Jay.

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi Jay👋

    • @andrescampos1278
      @andrescampos1278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How about $31? Lol

  • @alibrennan5977
    @alibrennan5977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1088

    Knuckles: “You know, Disney. Whenever someone tries to call attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying that this is the exception and not the status quo.”

    • @angelikaskoroszyn8495
      @angelikaskoroszyn8495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      We want representation not Representation™. The best way to break gender stereotypes is to have varied (in this case) female characters. Some are girly, some are tomboys, some like guys a lot, some don't care about dating at all, some are (the horror) gay or even black
      They all can be heros

    • @waltercomunello121
      @waltercomunello121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      yes, he actually said it in a Sonic Boom episode. I can confirm.
      except Disney.

    • @alibrennan5977
      @alibrennan5977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@waltercomunello121 that’s the point

    • @michaelboyd395
      @michaelboyd395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Knuckles is based.

    • @rivers5628
      @rivers5628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      As much as I don't like Sonic Boom I like how aware the show can be at times.

  • @sherrisour360
    @sherrisour360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    As a young girl, Mulan was my favorite “princess”. She was quirky and different and didn’t fit the mold of the world around her. Being a young autistic child, I saw myself through her. The new Mulan is a spit in the face to the movie I loved. It took the hard work and intellect that got Mulan through in the first place, and dumped it down the toilet and gave her a superficial superpower that put her above the rest. Everything that mattered, everything that was beautiful and nuanced and good about the first film was stripped away and now we’re all left with this steaming pile of dog shit. Fuck Disney.

    • @mudkipqueen920
      @mudkipqueen920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I'm not even going to BOTHER watching it. The live action films recently are just... No
      Tbh detective Pikachu was the last good live action adaptation

    • @ashm2338
      @ashm2338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      My exact opinion!! I have ADHD and learning disabilities... Mulan felt like solid representation for us strong misfits.

    • @keiichimorisato98
      @keiichimorisato98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Old mulan saves the day by being true to herself as a woman.
      New mulan movie women must be masculin and hard work isn't necessary.

    • @carelesscloud9816
      @carelesscloud9816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      did you save your homeland and brought honor to your family?

    • @Mortzzz
      @Mortzzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mudkipqueen920 Tom and Jerry was good

  • @bad-people6510
    @bad-people6510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    This movie has an amazing ability to unify people.
    ...against it.

  • @KayeHalliwell
    @KayeHalliwell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2171

    Imagine a version where Mulan actually got consequences for using her powers as a child and made her feel so much shame and fear that she locked them inside. Now to save her father has to figure out how to use them again.

    • @axetheviking6482
      @axetheviking6482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Oooh, I like that idea. Reminds me of Cal Kestis, in a way.

    • @raspberrycrowns9494
      @raspberrycrowns9494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      didn't they already make this movie? Ice Cold or something?

    • @sozeytozey
      @sozeytozey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      Yk it’s a bad sign when a youtube comment can come up with a better plot than one of the biggest production companies of all time

    • @lenab.1080
      @lenab.1080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Would've preferred to see this

    • @thearbiterofnoodles
      @thearbiterofnoodles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      So frozen

  • @nanalove3819
    @nanalove3819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3245

    I think they should stop trying to do "feminist" movies. The movies were more feminist when they didn't try.

    • @VaunShiz
      @VaunShiz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +555

      It's hilariously true , the original mulan was way more feminist, she went from being inferior to her fellow male soldiers to being better by learning where her advantaged are compared to them ... This new mulan .... Superpowers! The end

    • @GayLPer
      @GayLPer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      It's because corporations are paying lip service to actual criticism that is intended to make MORE movies like the old ones.
      Like, the criticism has been true so far, but corporations are flanderizing it because actually *listening* to people costs too much time and money, so they'd rather just hire someone completely tertiary to it and then slap a "this is feminism" label on something that's hilariously condescending.
      That being said there's some genuinely good shit that gets slapped with the "forced feminist" label simply because it's more modern than older stuff.

    • @VanessaMartinez-vc7du
      @VanessaMartinez-vc7du 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@VaunShiz the original Mulan was explicitly trying to be feminist too. Do people just not remember that?

    • @moose6784
      @moose6784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@VanessaMartinez-vc7du I remember, but it was done a lot better, and it wasn’t so in your face that you couldn’t enjoy the story

    • @destinyhntr
      @destinyhntr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I feel like one of the reasons this happens is they hire people who are SO focused on the 'feminist' part that they don't bother/know how to write a good story. They checked off the 'female' part and thought that was all they had to do.

  • @raymond-reviews
    @raymond-reviews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3278

    I want this movie to go in the history books about a corporation being complicit in an authoritarian regime that commits genocide.

    • @AnimatedStoriesWorldwide
      @AnimatedStoriesWorldwide 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      You mean like Volkswagen or Messerschmitt?
      If only you knew how impotent your rage is....

    • @orenalbertmeisel3127
      @orenalbertmeisel3127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Commits genocide? Are you talking about how China detains Uighur-muslims in camps? I hate to be that guy but detaining a group of people is not the same as committing literal genocide. Only groups like Falun Gong, which has swast*kas in its organization symbol, talks about a genocide.
      It's still a bad look for Disney obviously.

    • @addex1236
      @addex1236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      @@orenalbertmeisel3127 are the going to let those people out? No? What's that there not? Yah to any one who isn't blind its fucking genocide in all but names if your traping people for no reason other than race and not planing on letting them out then it's it's genocide go tell who ever your you report to in the CCP to kiss my glories golden ass

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      @@orenalbertmeisel3127
      Yes, I’m certain those Ulghur Muslims are being kept in perfectly fine conditions and are most certainly not being systematically destroyed as both individuals and a people

    • @hhPrimus
      @hhPrimus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@warlordofbritannia don’t spend your time arguing with him he probably just dislikes muslims

  • @twilso12
    @twilso12 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    As a former infantry marine, I can confirm war is indeed a musical
    Why do you think they call it, “the theater of war”?

    • @xanmontes8715
      @xanmontes8715 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That was actually really funny. Next round of crayons is on me :D

  • @Slashthekitsune
    @Slashthekitsune 3 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    "People don't tend to break out into song while they're marching off to war"
    -THE ENTIRE BALLAD YOUR MOVIE IS BASED ON MAY HAVE ORIGINATED AS A WAR SONG

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I assume not song DURING ACTUAL FIGHTING
      Unless ancient warriors were THAT awesome?
      XD

    • @Slashthekitsune
      @Slashthekitsune 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @@Ramsey276one During a long march as was shown in the animated movie though? Very well known, happened a lot. Still happens.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@Slashthekitsune I just had a mental image of warriors singing AS THEY TRY TO KILL THEIR ENEMY
      XD

    • @davidecarusone3333
      @davidecarusone3333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Ramsey276one the Parshendi want to know your location

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@davidecarusone3333 [Flees in Crescendo]
      AAAAaaaaa.....
      XD

  • @charlisebar-shai2613
    @charlisebar-shai2613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    This adaptation really got under my skin because Mulan was a role model of mine as a child. She made me feel really proud of my womanhood and the movie still touches me to this day. Having a dogshit remake of it feels like an attack on my childhood

    • @carag3921
      @carag3921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      100% same. Also the whole father daughter dynamic still brings me to tears to this day. It's so heartbreaking how bad this remake is. Also that reviewers actually call it female empowerment is maddening. I want to watch actual stories of women who find their way and struggle as inspiration, like self made. But no.

    • @inotaishu1
      @inotaishu1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      then keep away from the sexist versions of her story.

    • @remuslazar2033
      @remuslazar2033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean like a personal attack or something

    • @sakareeh
      @sakareeh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same, seeing her as a young Asian girl changed my life and myself as a person

    • @h.r.9563
      @h.r.9563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You can't be smart and loving like Mulan, you must be unattainably magic like Mulan.

  • @nootmareleafeon7981
    @nootmareleafeon7981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +785

    Take Mulan, turn her into a Mary Sue, remove the comic relief characters, and insert a lot of historical inaccuracy and you basically have the live action remake of Mulan

    • @PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme
      @PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      MArey SUEwalker

    • @phoenixsnilloc995
      @phoenixsnilloc995 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Mary Sulan

    • @PGbutalsofourteenplus
      @PGbutalsofourteenplus 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Not ALLL Mary sue characters are bad there’s my precious pony princess Twilight Sparkle 🥰🥰🥰😙🤩🤩🤩👾👾👾🎃🎃🤖🦄🦄🦄

  • @dasvaki
    @dasvaki ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I went to a talk by an entertainment lawyer who interviewed at Disney, and she said she was rejected with, "We don't think you have the Disney mentality," and she asked what meant, and it basically came down to the fact that she was too nice.

  • @SolomonPleasent
    @SolomonPleasent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1339

    Mickey Screaming Money is probably the best representation of Disney anyone could ever make.

    • @ajflink
      @ajflink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Give him a straight jacket and it would be perfect.

    • @D64nz
      @D64nz ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a total failure that Disney was allowed to buy Marvel. There is a reason companies are stopped from growing that big because when they crash they will take out whole economies with them. Too big to fail is also too big to exist.

    • @knshinn2
      @knshinn2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'M GONNA CUM!!!!!

    • @theangryotaku3361
      @theangryotaku3361 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ajflink gotta make that a gay jacket, otherwise the .1% of the population that dicksney listens to will be upset for a whole 3 hours

    • @silashurd3597
      @silashurd3597 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@theangryotaku3361😂🤣😂😂🤣😂
      You are a GENIUS!!!!🤩

  • @Sheparddd15
    @Sheparddd15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2342

    It’s sad that dreamworks was supposed to be the anti-Disney, and now they’ve ended up better than Disney.

    • @Clover12367
      @Clover12367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      DreamWorks has shrek

    • @Shythalia
      @Shythalia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +528

      @@Clover12367 That was their Fuck-you-Disney movie franchise and it was GREAT.

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@Clover12367 And the She-Ra Princess of Power TV show!

    • @isaacm7934
      @isaacm7934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      DreamWorks is Disney but better

    • @J.S.3259
      @J.S.3259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SHREK is fucking awful, too

  • @Angel-lb3dw
    @Angel-lb3dw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    The original Mulan is an spiration for everyone, not only girls, I love her. What they do with her in this movie, is just sad. Really, really sad

  • @heckensteiner4713
    @heckensteiner4713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I'm white and my wife is Chinese and we absolutely love the animated Mulan. We both absolutely hated the new Mulan, so at least both movies brought people of different cultures together, just in completely opposite ways. Also, if you want a much better live action Mulan, check out the Chinese made version from 2009.

  • @Fishy77777
    @Fishy77777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2435

    If Disney wants money so bad why don’t they just
    idk
    Make a good movie-

    • @razkable
      @razkable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      disney spent 86.5 billion dollars buying pixar lucasfilm marvel and fox between 2006-2019....they need the marvel films star wars shows and these remakes..trust me..fox cost them 71 billion dollars...that includes simpsons man...and both fox searchlight and 20th century fox studios..insane

    • @moose6784
      @moose6784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@razkable they’re a bit of a monopoly aren’t they

    • @MightyYoungSir
      @MightyYoungSir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      its not about money anymore they have a bill printer in their basements
      the top 10 companies own 51% of other companies so Disney can take precedence over any new company that wants to sellout for a three story house
      it doesnt matter rather they make bad movies or not you will still spend money at one of their other companies
      its about adding more companies to their portfolio and appealing to every ideal at the compromise of others
      we have to quit feeding into activities that no longer satisfy us

    • @MR-kf8xt
      @MR-kf8xt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm just here to say that Nene is so cute
      Luv your pic

    • @fridaynightnicktoons6885
      @fridaynightnicktoons6885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Because bob iger hates creativity

  • @deerlyqueery
    @deerlyqueery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2788

    The moral of this movie: Women can be strong and empowering if they have man superpowers.

    • @mrcheesemunch
      @mrcheesemunch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      I can't imagine how fucking dumb you have to be to want to make a movie about female empowerment and not realize how giving her special powers so she has an edge is the complete opposite of that, the movie is literally telling us that without her powers she wouldn't have succeeded...such powerful!

    • @lifeisverystressful3404
      @lifeisverystressful3404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mrcheesemunch what are you trying to say I don't get it

    • @mrcheesemunch
      @mrcheesemunch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      @@lifeisverystressful3404 That if you have a story about female empowerment, giving them magic powers to give them an edge over everyone in fact just makes them a weaker character because they rely on being special to win.
      In the original Mulan she was just smart and skilled and proved herself through her own merit.
      A female empowerment story should acknowledge that men and women are different but that doesn't make women incapable.

    • @lifeisverystressful3404
      @lifeisverystressful3404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mrcheesemunch Why sound so complicated when you can just say : Giving a girl magic powers doesn't not mean it is female empowerment

    • @mrcheesemunch
      @mrcheesemunch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@lifeisverystressful3404 But it does in this case because it's a shitty remake of a good movie with a good message, giving her magic powers completely takes away that message for a lesser movie.

  • @dim300
    @dim300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2099

    Disney main massage in the last years:
    "Woman can be whatever she wants...if she has the force/chi magic/infinity stone in her blood.

    • @jasperrrwpng
      @jasperrrwpng 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      so true that it pains me

    • @miaya.micronis
      @miaya.micronis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      The infinity stone has a valid reason tho... it was a comic first

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      UNSUB Netflix!!
      At least for 'Cuties', if not for Mulan too!

    • @thecourticaljester9152
      @thecourticaljester9152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      You forgot “Remove any ounce of personality that you have.”

    • @muhammadfaizmohdnasiruddin9854
      @muhammadfaizmohdnasiruddin9854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I feel like it was written by people who grew up with a silver spoon in their mouths.

  • @newcarpathia9422
    @newcarpathia9422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +890

    "Men can show affection and admiration for each other while still being straight." Finally, someone who agrees with me! As a gay guy, I am so tired of people trying to LGBT-ize everything. Like, how any man that doesn't fit an outdated 1950s era definition of what being a man is must be gay, bisexual, nonbinary, etc.

    • @whatever5401
      @whatever5401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      OMG IKR?!

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      I blame teenage romance shippers. In any film or show they watch they think a man and a woman, 2 men or 2 women glancing for a few seconds at each other equals instant love.

    • @whatever5401
      @whatever5401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Xehanort10 yeah

    • @justcallmeeastia7947
      @justcallmeeastia7947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      As bi woman, yes, yes indeed and please TT

    • @plantlady42069
      @plantlady42069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      its genuinely refreshing to see this sane point of view from a gay person. Im gay too and feel like im the only one who is tired of everything and everyone saying everything is gay and painting rainbows on someone for daring to make eye contact with another person of the same sex. >.>

  • @dermotmcquaid3692
    @dermotmcquaid3692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2774

    Wait till KIssing Booth 3 is out! Ill be praying for you mate!

    • @Megatron_95
      @Megatron_95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I think we need to send him some alcohol

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yep, poor Chap, although I can't wait to see him make fun of it for all it's worth!

    • @dermotmcquaid3692
      @dermotmcquaid3692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@trinaq I hope he still has the strength!

    • @ks_yes1491
      @ks_yes1491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh god. . . . . . .

    • @MostHighEmperorPalpatine
      @MostHighEmperorPalpatine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nothing fails like prayer

  • @katysmith1258
    @katysmith1258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6545

    We live in a world where a fat panda voiced by Jack Black is more liked in Chinese audiences than a movie made solely to pander to Chinese audiences.

    • @immortaltoaistisascamdonot4938
      @immortaltoaistisascamdonot4938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +350

      Holy shit.....true

    • @conic2721
      @conic2721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      KFP 2 is the second best movie of all times on my opinion, loosing to Back to Future (All 3, they are one movie split in 3 because it would be giant.)

    • @greyblueme9711
      @greyblueme9711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +370

      To be fair, Kung fu panda is a great series

    • @Trefox87
      @Trefox87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +393

      Kung fu panda on top of being really well written, also seems to understand the use of kung fu as a super power combined with a prophesy doesn't mean the prophesied has to be perfect from the start and should instead have to learn their capabilities in a new way

    • @lessismore8533
      @lessismore8533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Danny-jl2sd umm government is still ppl lol

  • @eddieadameve
    @eddieadameve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Adding one point to the "not breaking into song during war" There was even this historic event in China where an army fled cause the heard enemy singing, and thought they were surrounded. That plus military song is one of the first things we need to mesmerize in army.

    • @Eeep-f7y
      @Eeep-f7y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh really? :0
      That's super interesting!

  • @duneydan7993
    @duneydan7993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I absolutly agree with your pov about the music!
    In the animation, The transition from happy marching song to the silence of a village devastated by war was shocking! Like "No more happy times! Welcome in the horrors of war!"

  • @70Lu07
    @70Lu07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    It is not only wrong but also disrespectful to the Chinese culture, Chi is not something super powerful, but something every living being has

    • @aleph6707
      @aleph6707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I mean, qi is bullshit but the way it's used in wuxia style stories is basically how it's used in Mulan. Wuxia, which translates to something like martial hero I believe, has it's roots in millenia old folk tales where a wandering martial artist can effectively become superhuman through training and the use of qi so frankly it's entirely consistent with its portrayal in this movie. It is also very popular as a topic for chinese webnovels and movies so the chinese can't care about it that much

    • @Ivytheherbert
      @Ivytheherbert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@aleph6707 Chi is supposed to be like a muscle that everyone has, in that it can become powerful but only through hard work and training. This movie acts like Mulan was bitten by a radioactive chi spider as a child and just has innate superpowers as a result. It would be like a remake of Rocky where he is just an awesome boxer by default, because he's one of the only people in the world who has hands.

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, Luiz, its not disrespectful, as it
      can also be super powerful, duh.

    • @russetwolf13
      @russetwolf13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Ivytheherbert this is a top tier description and I am now thinking of Rocky fighting Apollo Creed but he has no hands.

    • @notlikeyouneedmyname.4378
      @notlikeyouneedmyname.4378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Ivytheherbert it translates to breathe but it feels more like life force, all that has life has it. In wuxia and yes the one above you is right about the translation, there are just people who can control them better (it's a shits show, especially the love story ones most of the love story which are "women empowering " are all propaganda shits)

  • @basementdwellercosplay
    @basementdwellercosplay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2438

    Director: Soldiers don't sing in war out of nowhere
    The sea shanty community would like to speak with you

    • @pablojn4826
      @pablojn4826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      *French Napoleonic soldier starts singing about onions while in Campaign intensifies*

    • @PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme
      @PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Wellerman

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I love how he makes a Stand,
      when even Disney-Tubers dont.
      Thats Spine, my friends, thats Spine.
      Or how Old People once called it 'Spunk'. Haha, no kidding,
      thats a Word.
      Anyway: Mulan was a Masterpiece,
      but not on the Level of Lilo and Stitch,
      so i am terrified of the recent News that
      Lilo and Stitch will also get a Disney-Overhaul - and its
      life-action also.
      Oh my...

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme I love how he makes a Stand,
      when even Disney-Tubers dont.
      Thats Spine, my friends, thats Spine.
      Or how Old People once called it 'Spunk'. Haha, no kidding,
      thats a Word.

    • @bananatoffeepie
      @bananatoffeepie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme There once was a ship
      That was put to sea
      And the name of the ship
      Was The Billy o' Tea
      The winds blew hard
      Her bow dipped down
      And blow my bully boys blow

  • @SSKJ64
    @SSKJ64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    IF YOU'RE GOING FOR HISTORICAL ACCURACY, THEN MAKE THE BLOODY NINJAS NAVY BLUE, NINJAS *NEVER* WORE BLACK ROBES BECAUSE NAVY BLUE BLENDS IN WITH THE NIGHT SKY!!!
    Edit: THEE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE NINJAS HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE, BECAUSE THE MOVIE TAKES PLACE IN CHINA!!!!

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They would probably just dress in normal clothes, wouldn't they?

    • @SSKJ64
      @SSKJ64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@fukkthisnewupdate8882 Think what ninjas are shown to wear, but navy blue

    • @Shinkajo
      @Shinkajo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's autistic alright

    • @livelybubbs6242
      @livelybubbs6242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I could be very wrong, so just lemme know...
      But aren’t ninjas a Japanese thing?
      Again, just correct me if I’m wrong. I’d be genuinely interested if ninjas are a more broad thing

    • @SSKJ64
      @SSKJ64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@livelybubbs6242 YOU ARE RIGHT! WHY ARE NINJAS IN A MOVIE ABOUT *CHINA?!?!*

  • @skyemic
    @skyemic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    A thing about Mulan (and every other powerful character in movies) is that weakness makes characters relatable and shows how human the characters are despite them being the main character.

  • @shub125
    @shub125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    what makes classic Mulan better is when Mulan reveals herself to Shan Yu as the one who ruins his plan he refers to her as 'the soldier from the mountain' not a woman a soldier which to me was the correct way to be progressive because Shan Yu recognise her and knows she was a threat not by gender but from a previous encounter.
    And we once again see their skill difference in their battle were Shan Yu is obviously stronger than her so Mulan needs to use her head to find a way to beat him.

    • @annegrey3780
      @annegrey3780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I liked that Disney hinted a cultural differences. As much as the Huns in the cartoon movie are drawn in a way that makes them look kinda un-human (which was probably unnecessary in retrospect but I think it may have been a stylistic decision to make them easy to tell apart from the protagonists in battle scenes that might not have been ill-intended) I find some care is given to hinting at that the Huns, for all of their brutality, aren't entirely awful, immediately and fully respect Mulan as an intelligent warrior and aren't at all phased she's a woman, even when her fellow protagonists are phased by that. In a time where villains are all either re-conned into the misunderstood good guys who really did nothing wrong or are made out to be such irredeemable monsters they clearly were taught their morality by Hitler himself and still failed the class, it's refreshing to have a movie be like "our antagonists and protagonists are allowed to be a little complex without re-conning their role in the story.

    • @maximeteppe7627
      @maximeteppe7627 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@annegrey3780 Concerning the inhuman design... I don't think it's THAT problematic in context. By which I mean, a story about say, english people during the viking invasions, there would probably be a similar stylistic contrast between main characters and antagonists. Would uit be insensitive to Scandinavians? Yes, but at least it's not "Racist" racist because broadly speaking everyone there is of the same "race", at least in our modern perception of it.
      It's an understandable use of exaggerated character design as a visual shorthand for who's a good guy or a villain. It's one of the perks of animation over live action, and it would be a shame if artists held back on using it to its fullest.

  • @ryangale3757
    @ryangale3757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    I love how basically everybody who critiques this movies on TH-cam at some point just points to Xiran Jay Xhao's video and more or less says "Here's where you can find all the specific details wrong with this film, I'm not even going to try and top this". You know you've covered a subject damn well when that happens, bravo. Oh, and f Disney, they are the height of hypocrisy, not that that's anything new :/

    • @MASTEROFEVIL
      @MASTEROFEVIL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      She was so salty that she created an entire channel just because of this movie

    • @ECL28E
      @ECL28E 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@MASTEROFEVIL Rightly so, this movie was shit

    • @MASTEROFEVIL
      @MASTEROFEVIL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ECL28E At least we got something good out of it

    • @kungfuman82
      @kungfuman82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And she didn’t need superpowers, pandering shill websites, or blue check marks to do it.

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kungfuman82 they're also going to be releasing their debut novel soon, and it seems super awesome

  • @WaxWitch
    @WaxWitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    You're one of the only reviewers who actually talk about the issue with Mulan in China. Everyone acts like it's not a big deal when, like you said, it is like filming near Auschwitz and giving the SS a shout out.

    • @jackdaone6469
      @jackdaone6469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, CR and Tosspot both pointed out the sheer amorality of it all, but that’s about it.

    • @dannyblantom5243
      @dannyblantom5243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just Stop did too

    • @yourfriendlycynic
      @yourfriendlycynic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its a big deal for a lotta ppl too, maybe not to outsiders but rmb that there are millions of ppl here in hk that are outraged at these kinda shits

    • @motorwayt-s628
      @motorwayt-s628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’ve seen way more reviews of this movie where people say “I’m not getting into the political China stuff” than the reviews that actually do

    • @redjirachi1
      @redjirachi1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Germany and Austria recognize Hitler was a terrible person, for the most part so does Russia. And yet Mao Zedong is fondly remembered by China despite killing more of them than Hitler or Stalin.

  • @M4rsitBar
    @M4rsitBar ปีที่แล้ว +20

    God thank you. When this movie came out, my grandma and I watched it. She immediately fell asleep and I strained so hard just to watch the first couple minutes. I felt bad about being uninterested in it.

  • @falconlord7811
    @falconlord7811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1058

    Disney: removes the best character in the movie because an animated dragon is apparently offensive to chinese people
    Also disney: happily films and thanks china for allowing them to film near concentration camps

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Yeah, don’t think I’ll be getting Disney+ or watching any media controlled by Disney for a while after doing things this reprehensible. Disney wants Chinese money? They can have it, but they certainly won’t be getting my American money supporting an authoritarian Communist regime

    • @justsomeplantcells-
      @justsomeplantcells- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Zeriel00 prepare for unforeseen Chinese internet trolls.
      Get ready,

    • @liama3287
      @liama3287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have given up on Disney. They are crap now.

    • @engineergaming1537
      @engineergaming1537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Zeriel00 *misandrist

    • @PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme
      @PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where

  • @tricksfollies9549
    @tricksfollies9549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    "We don't break out into song when going to war."
    What about all of those sea shanties?! The cadences sung by the military?!

    • @CollinBuckman
      @CollinBuckman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Sea shanties are less military tunes and more just songs people came up with to pass the time while doing boring, repetitive tasks.

    • @jackalenterprisesofohio
      @jackalenterprisesofohio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@CollinBuckman still...it's most likely happened in war.

    • @beepboopmeow203
      @beepboopmeow203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@CollinBuckman Some Navy crews would actually sing sea shanties WHILE GOING INTO WAR AND BATTLE.
      Mainly ones to morale the troops before battle.

    • @PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme
      @PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wellerman

    • @darkangelstarley2249
      @darkangelstarley2249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@beepboopmeow203 It's different in Chinese culture tho. You look really weird to sing in the middle of the war. They only sing after they won the war to celebrate.

  • @silastipton735
    @silastipton735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Witch Lady: I can kill you before you can even blink.
    Also Witch Lady: *Doesn’t* *kill* *Bori* *Khan* *when* *he* *shoots* *an* *arrow* *at* *Mulan*

    • @kennethnwebb
      @kennethnwebb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      His name is literally the first four letters of boring.....Boring Can!!!!

    • @PancakemonsterFO4
      @PancakemonsterFO4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      An arrow that Mulan could have kicked away in seconds (till she doesn't) penetrating the Witch capable of parrying Swords with bare hands and catching arrows. This Scene is so dumb at so many Levels, mainly by how much plot armor those two characters have

  • @kamomohilda7954
    @kamomohilda7954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Welp, I am a Chinese speaker but I didn't think Mushu is offensive to me when I watched Mulan animation as a child, and now he still doesn't. Don't know why other Chinese people dislike him.

    • @samzavala646
      @samzavala646 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do chinese hates blacks so muxh? Jealousy in their magnum dongers?

    • @kamomohilda7954
      @kamomohilda7954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@samzavala646 I don't know that, either. Maybe you go ask 10000 Chinese, and the 10001st person you ask can solve this myth.
      Remember: be polite!
      Good luck.

    • @dleung4623
      @dleung4623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I don't think Chinese people did, especially the target market for the original animated movie (kids). American Chinese maybe

    • @blitzvalentine363
      @blitzvalentine363 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      From what I know (and I'm white, so I could be totally wrong here) Dragons are protectors and great warriors, so one being depicted as silly or stupid is offensive. But, as multiple people in the comments have stated, not all Chinese people found him offensive, probably the more traditional people did (I mostly found him annoying because he didn't really add much to the story, but that's me)

    • @eeyorehaferbock7870
      @eeyorehaferbock7870 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@blitzvalentine363well, didn’t Mushu originally end up having to help Mulan in the original only because there was a stone dragon he was supposed to wake up but only ended up breaking by accident? Pretty sure THAT dude wouldn’t have been a goofball.

  • @sherlock3134
    @sherlock3134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +983

    "We don't tend to break into song when we go to war"
    Meanwhile, in America:
    "Let's sing our national anthem, a song that was written literally during a battle, right before we start a sporting event where a bunch of grown men inflict physical injury to one another over possession of a ball"

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      It is too late. I possess all of the balls.

    • @sherlock3134
      @sherlock3134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@royalblanket Not if I can fucking help it

    • @alnu8355
      @alnu8355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Hell, music was used for marching in most warfare since basically the dawn of organized warfare. I mean, for fucks sake, Drummer boys in war were a thing!

    • @sherlock3134
      @sherlock3134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@alnu8355 John Philip Sousa pretty much made a career out of writing music for the military to march to

    • @PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme
      @PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wellerman

  • @sambeawesome
    @sambeawesome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    On the one hand, it really sucks that they did such a horrible job with Mulan. There was so much potential and they trashed it, which is unfortunate. But on the other hand, for it to flop so badly, especially in the very country they made this movie for, is such delicious karma that it kind of feels worth it.

    • @mousekateer627
      @mousekateer627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Seeing the box office numbers is hilarious in more ways than one 🤣

    • @h.r.9563
      @h.r.9563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes. It had so much potential

  • @vissermatt1058
    @vissermatt1058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    honestly, this movie was artistically created to be as unenjoyable as possible

    • @mexa_t6534
      @mexa_t6534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      right? even if we remove all of the objectively awful social controversy of this movie and seet merely as a piece of art, it's just bad. The editing is absolute wack, the pacing is shit, te acting is bland and boring...

    • @richardcraig6572
      @richardcraig6572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Literally the worst movie i have watched in the last three years.

  • @anthonywoodroof2800
    @anthonywoodroof2800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    My daughters grew up with the animated Mulan. They loved it, and watched it almost everyday for a long time. Both hated this movie, and wondered how it could be so different and so bad.

  • @Seoul_Soldier
    @Seoul_Soldier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +926

    Ignorant Person: "People don't break into song when they got to war."
    Little Drummer Boys : **war music stops**

    • @nunyabusiness168
      @nunyabusiness168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Even I know that’s what people do in war times, and I’m an uneducated mango when it comes to war.

    • @HollowGolem
      @HollowGolem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Some of the oldest recorded song lyrics are marching songs that the Spartan army had commissioned a poet to write for them. I mean seriously

    • @Attackontrashcan
      @Attackontrashcan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I'm a band kid,so we learned about and played Marching music and war music so yes people did sing during war times

    • @thewildcolonialboy8034
      @thewildcolonialboy8034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "Who said that? Where are they?"
      "🎵OVER THERE! OVER THERE!🎵"

    • @zandaroos553
      @zandaroos553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@nunyabusiness168 It doesn’t even matter the type of war, even low-level domestic conflicts brought bangers like Black & Tans from the Irish Republican Army and Solidat during the Chechnyan Insurgency in post-Soviet Russia

  • @jessadios1990
    @jessadios1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    This is why I hate so-called "Female empowerment" films. cause they always get the wrong idea and therefore wrong execution

    • @SuperWolsey
      @SuperWolsey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      All part of today's corporate model of "fake it for the money (then do the opposite behind closed doors because fuck em!)"

    • @erikaboueres
      @erikaboueres 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The only one I think on the top of my head that does this remotely well is birds of prey, because it is made in a interesting way, and while I do hate the lack of drive Harley has in initiating the conflict the rest of the movie is fine. All the characters have a distinct personality and goals, and you dont think like they're pushing diversity just for the money

    • @jessadios1990
      @jessadios1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@erikaboueres there’s heaps of examples like those, the original Mulan for one. Films where the female characters completely shine on their own based on their own merit and the idea of feminism isn’t forced onto the screen. Never seen birds of prey but ill take your word for it.

    • @Palmieres
      @Palmieres 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The sad thing is it's making things worse. Conversations still need to happen in gender equality (lots of them need to happen) but if you burst down the door of the meeting room and start the discussion with a megaphone - and especially if you do it from a position of hipocrisy backed by power, the rest of the participants won't want to listen and just think you're an idiot.
      It's not only counterproductive, it's focusing on the wrong issues.

    • @jessadios1990
      @jessadios1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Palmieres yep, I completely agree. There is a way to do this but it’s not this way. Word of advice, do not look at all the videos about Moxie, because they will drive you through the roof.

  • @littlekitsune1
    @littlekitsune1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Y'know what's a better movie than Disney's live action Mulan? The Chinese live action Mulan. Seriously, just go watch Mulan: Rise of a Warrior. It's pretty friggin' good while following the ballad much better. Mulan isn't speshul with superpowers, she earns a position as General by actually participating in the war through wit and work, and it's about her journey in the leadership position before her identity inevitably gets revealed.
    Oh and also the most impactful scene involves SINGING, because war songs are definitely a thing and integral for morale. So suck it, Disney.

    • @corruptangel6793
      @corruptangel6793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That scene was haunting

    • @franklinbonnefoy2295
      @franklinbonnefoy2295 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you know where I can watch it? I've heard of it but don't know where to watch it

    • @littlekitsune1
      @littlekitsune1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@franklinbonnefoy2295 It's on TH-cam, actually! Someone has it uploaded with English subs.

    • @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
      @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@littlekitsune1 , it’s also on Kissasia too.

    • @inotaishu1
      @inotaishu1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good that you specified "Rise of a Warrior" or otherwise I would have to ask you, which of the live action Mulans from China you mean. They had two, maybe three, last year alone.

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Disney : "We'll make Mulan realistic so that China will be pleased"
    Also Disney : "Chi, take it or leave it"

    • @eeyorehaferbock7870
      @eeyorehaferbock7870 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be fair, I don’t think the Chinese government really cares that much about such things as long as it looks good somehow. I mean, I read somewhere about a Chinese martial artist who ended up being harassed by his country’s government at a time when they were actually trying to promote martial arts for nationalistic reasons. The reason? He had literally been going around challenging martial arts teachers to expose their incompetence, and the government thought it made them look bad even though he was in the right the whole time. If you’re wondering where I read about this, I believe it was on RationalWiki’s page on “McDojo”, which is their shorthand for the phenomenon of con artists who teach martial arts incorrectly for a quick buck.

  • @jjunniepei
    @jjunniepei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Thank you for actually talking about Hong Kong as part of your analysis on Mulan. Many people tend to think that we're boycotting Mulan because we're "salty" and completely ignoring the fact that our rights are at risk of being taken away. You're probably one of the first channels I've seen which actually delves into the politics of it all, and I thank you for that.

  • @txt5220
    @txt5220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    As an asian, have I mentioned how much I care about my honor? When I wake up in the morning, I choose my outfit that brings the most honor to my family. I definitely have no other interests than my honor.
    - Disney probably

    • @rorycox7830
      @rorycox7830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *honour

    • @alibrennan5977
      @alibrennan5977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Zuko: HONOR! HONOR! HONOR!

    • @chaosjaeger3357
      @chaosjaeger3357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@rorycox7830 Honour is used in UK English, while Honor is used in US English both are accepted depending on context.

    • @brettvv7475
      @brettvv7475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hodor.

    • @brettvv7475
      @brettvv7475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Omicron Delta Rho "erroneous orthography..."
      Meaningless phrase is meaningless.

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    If you absolutely have to support the oppression of a minority by a totalitarian dictatorship to make a movie (which, for the record, you don't), is it too much to ask to make it a _good_ movie?

    • @PancakemonsterFO4
      @PancakemonsterFO4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nah, it has to be EVEN MORE bootlicky like the propaganda movie that it is

  • @pancake7953
    @pancake7953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    im genuinely shocked at how Disney managed to offend an entire community of people who weren't even in the movie

  • @robloxplayer0003
    @robloxplayer0003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    Disney: makes Mulan live action to be more realistic.
    Also disney: she gains the ability to literally any matrix crap she wants to.

  • @Xehanort10
    @Xehanort10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    One of the most unintentionally funny interviews about this film was when the director said the live action version of Mulan wasn't a superhero even though there's a scene where she kicks an arrow through a guy's eye.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      HILARIOUS
      XD

    • @darrelsam419
      @darrelsam419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      She's "not a superhero" but yet has a special power that most people don't have which she needs to hide and uses it to save people. Yes, totally not a superhero/s.

  • @Spartan322
    @Spartan322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    "Soldiers don't sing"
    I have no idea what a military cadence is suppose to be then.

    • @JC_Cali
      @JC_Cali 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      ESPECIALLY, since singing in unison builds unity amongst individuals so it's not just like a Disney creation, but has shown to have sociological & militaristic purpose

    • @yig_501
      @yig_501 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hard Work Work Work lolol all i could think about solders singing lol

    • @n0m4r22
      @n0m4r22 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/1zSowOS4Wyg/w-d-xo.html

    • @russetwolf13
      @russetwolf13 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Annoying" is the word you're looking for, Cadence is annoying.

    • @Spartan322
      @Spartan322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@russetwolf13 Whether its annoying it or not, its still soldiers singing is it not? Not even to mention its a common tactic to distract yourself, which is pretty vital for the usual soldier especially when doing morally repugnant things.

  • @bonniedykstra6722
    @bonniedykstra6722 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    16:53 “Men can show affection and admiration for each other while still being straight, alright guys?” Thank you so much man!

  • @masterseal0418
    @masterseal0418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    Just like the legendary Schaffrillas said: “Disney can’t make good movies anymore because they’re too big to fail.”

    • @AzureRoxe
      @AzureRoxe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @Dylan Sharp Yet it's VERY obvious their quality has gone down and they have an obsession with making live-action versions of their older movies and they have ALL failed.

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@AzureRoxe Issue is Disney only cares about profit ofc so the remakes making $100M+ to $1BN means they are a success. Lion King hurts me the most atheistically because the stage play was already their live action one and it's amazing in all aspects. Yet Disney went out of it's way not to take from it...even in using colors except giving Nala a song. But they refused to use Nala's song Shadowlands that they made for this exact reason! If you've heard it you know it was in Beyonce's range so it's not that she couldn't sing it...they just said no and had her make bland asf Spirit. YES I'M STILL MAD!

    • @popper7633
      @popper7633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's Disney doesn't need to try anymore

    • @iamhungey12345
      @iamhungey12345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@popper7633 Plus they are banking on their fans to eat up anything they would churn out if Lion King remake is any indication.

    • @mexa_t6534
      @mexa_t6534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      that's what the big banks said before they keeled over in 2008 lol

  • @pepsiisbetterthancoke6283
    @pepsiisbetterthancoke6283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Dishonor on you, Disney. Dishonor on you.

    • @lindylou538
      @lindylou538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Dishonor on you dishonor on your cashcows

    • @ghazghkullthraka9714
      @ghazghkullthraka9714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      DISHONOUR ON YOUR WHOLE FRANCHISE!

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ghazghkullthraka9714 the original mulan was good tho

    • @ghazghkullthraka9714
      @ghazghkullthraka9714 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@omnical6135 You can be dishonoured by association

  • @kilian-one-l
    @kilian-one-l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    1:33 - I wouldn't call Maleficent soulless or lazy, it actually changed the story a bit and tried its own thing, and I think it was pretty good.

    • @imactuallyded
      @imactuallyded 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      It’s alright IMO. But I’ve only seen it once and don’t plan to again.

    • @silashurd3597
      @silashurd3597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      And make isn’t even a remake, it’s a reIMAGINING

    • @pontiusporcius8430
      @pontiusporcius8430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The second one makes maleficent the long lost chosen one daughter to rodan to try to prevent her people from starting a race war.

    • @Kiks-ii3uu
      @Kiks-ii3uu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It was alright, but I think it was kind of lazy that they couldn‘t find a way to make her sympathetic, other than making the majority of the originally „good“ characters into assholes (cue the King and the Fairies).

  • @joshualuke7003
    @joshualuke7003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I like how the only controversy they cared about was a non-existent one about the power differential in Mulan and Li's relationship.

  • @zombieguy4444
    @zombieguy4444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Old Mulan: Use your own strengths and you can succeed
    New Mulan: Be born great

  • @sunil_de6856
    @sunil_de6856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +932

    "This would be like making Bambi down the road from Auschwitz and giving a shout out to the SS"
    That is shockingly accurate.

    • @thanquolrattenherz9665
      @thanquolrattenherz9665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      to be fair you could say the second world war did more for female empowerment than disney in its entire existence as ironic as it may sound.

    • @lorddoritus6373
      @lorddoritus6373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Shhh. Don’t give Disney any ideas.

    • @D64nz
      @D64nz ปีที่แล้ว

      It would be if it had actually happened. But we know now the whole Muslim genocide thing was a myth, and it was the first genocide in world history that resulted in population growth. Basically I'm saying it's the usual western lies of China.

    • @georgeeastwood6930
      @georgeeastwood6930 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s hilarious! 😂 Any other comparisons you can think of?

    • @georgemeyers7172
      @georgemeyers7172 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Really? What is the SS?

  • @thegayghost872
    @thegayghost872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Cartoon Mulan: Uses her quick thinking and military training to defeat the bad guy
    Live Action Mulan: Uses her magic kung fu to kick an arrow into the bad guy's chest